Family tree
Tw@
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist
Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:
His dizzy aunt.........................................Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes.............................Gotta Gogh
The constipated uncle...................................Cant Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience stor...........Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia............................U Gogh
The cousin from Illinois...............................Chica Gogh
His magician uncle...............................Wherediddit Gogh
His Mexican cousin......................................Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half brother..............Grin Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt................................Tan Gogh
A sister who loved disco..................................Go Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach..................Wellsfar Gogh
The bird lover uncle..................................Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst..................................E. Gogh
The fruit loving cousin..................................Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking...................Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew.................................Poe Gogh
The hairdresser.......................................Washan Gogh
The marathon runner..............................Readysteady Gogh
nemo
Tw@ <T...@unknown.com> wrote in message
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This whole ragged list is based on a gross pissmronunciation because the
correct pronunciation of Goch rhymes with Loch, as in Scotland - complete
with gutter-rail.
Actually, the Dutch pronunciation uses a gutter-rail at both ends of the
word - to catch the phlegm!.
It's only the phonetic poseurs the other side of the pong who pronounce it
"go"! Twits!! :o)
You wouldn't say "Lo Ness" or "Lo Lomond" - would you? You'd sporran a great
big argument and get hit round the head with a pair of bagpipes! Well,
haggis that's what'd happen - especially on a dirk night anyway.
And then again - you'd look a bit funny saying "No a mol" too!
dustbird
A sister who loved rock'n roll.....................Good Goghly, Miss Molly!
Michael Balarama
nemo <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
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Prime minister-Winston Churchgo
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J. A. Mc.
unused words floating about:
His bookie brother ...........................Threeto One Gogh.
The customs official.........................Embar Gogh
The gambler ....................................Bing Gogh
The gardener ..................................Weeden Gogh
Michael Balarama
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nemo
Michael Balarama <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
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dustbird
the
> > > correct pronunciation of Goch rhymes with Loch, as in Scotland -
> complete
> > > with gutter-rail.
> > >
> > > Actually, the Dutch pronunciation uses a gutter-rail at both ends of
the
> > > word - to catch the phlegm!.
> > >
> > > It's only the phonetic poseurs the other side of the pong who
pronounce
> it
> > > "go"! Twits!! :o)
> > >
> > > You wouldn't say "Lo Ness" or "Lo Lomond" - would you? You'd sporran a
> > great
> > > big argument and get hit round the head with a pair of bagpipes! Well,
> > > haggis that's what'd happen - especially on a dirk night anyway.
> > >
> > > And then again - you'd look a bit funny saying "No a mol" too!
> >
> > Prime minister-Winston Churchgo
> >
> Pervert on a horse again: Nonce Eqquitur!
For the correct pronunciation(s) of "van Gogh", go to the Vincent Van Gogh
Teaching Program audio files at:
http://www.nga.gov/education/vgt_pronun.htm
nemo
dustbird <dust...@cross.wind> wrote in message
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digital and they pronounced it Fon Khookh. Kh representing a slightly
fruitier version of ch as in Loch or Bach and oo as in look.
This is far closer to the normal English pronunciation used by everyone and
his dog over here including art scholars and linguists.
Van Goe is just plain ridiculous. So ridiculous that I can only assume that
those who insist on using it really are nothing but phonetic poseurs!
Michael Balarama
Blues guitar player/singer/writer.............. GhoDiddley
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Sheila Dundee
"nemo"
> dustbird
'Ear 'ear! Gaugin get 'em!!
nemo
Sheila Dundee <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
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Let's find some Speares to Shake first!
You cayn kerm teee-yaww and weeyull set off on a howywrs and if we faand Bin
Laydin or empty ohwn the way we'll clobber all his trrrrrrrrrrrrrsts too! -
especially if they've got nucular weapons, or mee-yrrrrrrrrrrrrs (mirrors)
or sqrrrrrrrrrrlls (squirrels)!
Thayun weyull make ouwrrseyulves siyuk in MikDonalds not MacDonalds!
Sea water mean?
Hayouw the heyull diyud iyut eyund errp laaak thayut?? Any linguists of
phoneticists out there?
J. A. Mc.
<Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
Just show 'im the Monet, he'll change his tune!
nemo
(Now what makes me think I should have said "Street Piano" instead?)
Sheila Dundee
"J. A. Mc." <, "Sheila Dundee"
If there is still life in him he'll probably Pissarro us
nemo
J. A. Mc.
<Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
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Ahhhh, just a little Picasso, isn't he?
Hope he doesn't Dali too long ...
nemo
round the head! That can work Miro-cles!
Sheila Dundee
"nemo"
> J. A. Mc.
"Sheila Dundee"
In his frame of mind he'll Turner blind eye to this.
nemo
J. A. Mc.
<Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
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Then we'll have to get the Constable, even though it is a Lautrec.
nemo
his paintings were taken the mickey out of any longer, so he went out across
a dessert minefield and tried very hard Toulouse Lautrek.
And apart from that, some hooligans had just decided to Dufy mup a bit and
that had made him impotent. He hadn't had an Ardon for months!
http://dir.yahoo.com/Arts/Visual_Arts/Painting/Artists/Masters/Ardon__Mordec
ai__1896_1992_/
Sheila Dundee
He used to put on coats, flash women, then varnish :-(
nemo
>
<snip>
<OUCH!>
> > > >> >
> > > >> Sisley bugger. All you gotta do is, at the Vermeerest
> hesitation,
> > > >Bosch 'im
> > > >> round the head! That can work Miro-cles!
> > > >
> > > >In his frame of mind he'll Turner blind eye to this.
> > > >
> > > Then we'll have to get the Constable, even though it is a
> Lautrec.
> > >
> > Constable got very depressed once and said he couldn't enDurer
> life where
> > his paintings were taken the mickey out of any longer, so he went
> out across
> > a dessert minefield and tried very hard Toulouse Lautrek.
> >
> > And apart from that, some hooligans had just decided to Dufy mup a
> bit and
> > that had made him impotent. He hadn't had an Ardon for months!
>
> He used to put on coats, flash women, then varnish :-(
>
Yeah. Varnishing was the only time he could Copal right!
J. A. Mc.
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Ok, It's Timo Calder paddy wagon!
nemo
Well if you Mastic indecypherable puns all over the plaice, I'll just ignore
them!
Sheila Dundee
"nemo" > J. A. Mc. <, "Sheila Dundee"
No resin for nasty cracks!
nemo
cracks!
And what about the pigment invented by a sadistic lady artist with very
sharp teeth that darkened and ran all over the place?
Bitumen. (^!^)
J. A. Mc.
<Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
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Urethane!
>
> No resin for nasty cracks!
>
'E's a wetback, not a canvasback !
(Better duck before there's a quck up.)
nemo
OK. Who bitumen on the bum?
Sheila Dundee
Oh they just lacquer sense of humour :-(
J. A. Mc.
<Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
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I see Sol vents again?
mike wheeEler
Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au, Sheila Dundee was looking at the world oddly when:
nemo
To the tune of the tune:
Xylene, goodnight Xylene.
Xylene, goodnight.
I'll smell you in my dreams, Xylene,
. . and I'll wake up with brain, liver and kidney damage!
(They don't tell you that when you buy a tin of Evo-Stik!)
nemo
mike wheeEler <whee...@tns.net> wrote in message
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Scottish feudal baron descended from a well known eggs poe nent of
psychokinesis and the very first astronaut:
Poly Uri Thane.
Sheila Dundee
Not dissolve pun again!! <sigh>
J. A. Mc.
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Do I detect a bit of an acetone in your reply?
Sheila Dundee
It's just that I expected you to nail me with a more polished
reply!
nemo
J. A. Mc.
<Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
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At Madame Tusseaud's, I'm only a waxen Wayne.