100 Days

Tim Bruening

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Mar 23, 2007, 12:06:05 AM3/23/07

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100 days since Our Lady Of Guadalupe Day.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 23, 2007, 12:06:09 AM3/23/07

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100 days since Poinsettia Day.

nemo

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Mar 24, 2007, 3:04:08 AM3/24/07

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> 100 days since Our Lady Of Guadalupe Day.

Guadaloupe: A sentry with a magnifying glass.

nemo

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Mar 24, 2007, 3:07:47 AM3/24/07

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> 100 days since Poinsettia Day.

What's the Poinsettia nalarm clock when I've no work to get up for in the
morning anymore . . . ever!! :oD

And my 'Freedom Card' old farts' travel pass takes me to Borehamwood where I
used to have to commute to, free, gratis and for nuffink now!

Nuffink: Plenty of writing fluid.

Snicker

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Mar 25, 2007, 8:09:43 PM3/25/07

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On Mar 22, 11:06?pm, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
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> 100 days since Our Lady Of Guadalupe Day.

Three days since three days ago.

nemo

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Mar 26, 2007, 6:16:28 PM3/26/07

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What powers of observation you have! Are they for sale?

Guadalupe: A sentry's watchmakers' eyeglass.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 27, 2007, 2:38:37 AM3/27/07

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100 days to American Independence Day.

nemo

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Mar 27, 2007, 7:09:45 AM3/27/07

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> 100 days to American Independence Day.

Watch out for all those great big flying saucers again then!

Tim Bruening

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Mar 27, 2007, 11:59:20 PM3/27/07

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100 days since Anniversary of Flight Day.

nemo

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Mar 28, 2007, 10:36:34 AM3/28/07

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> 100 days since Anniversary of Flight Day.
>

That's as maybe - but the Wright Brothers never had anything like this

http://www.megghy.com/immagini/Psx/FICHE%20I/COVERS/Independence_Day_Pal.jpg

Might have known they'd make a game out of it!

I wonder if it says, "Oh no! You do not shoot that green shit at me!!"

Tim Bruening

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Mar 22, 2008, 2:39:29 AM3/22/08

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Tim Bruening

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Mar 22, 2008, 2:39:57 AM3/22/08

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100 days since Our Lady of Guadeloupe Day.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 24, 2008, 3:53:05 AM3/24/08

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100 days since Ernie's 80th birthday.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 24, 2008, 3:53:59 AM3/24/08

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100 days to Canada Day.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 26, 2008, 8:21:52 PM3/26/08

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100 days since Pearl Harbor Day.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 29, 2008, 8:02:10 PM3/29/08

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100 days to 7/7.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 4, 2008, 3:56:42 AM4/4/08

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100 days since Christmas.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 4, 2008, 4:04:39 AM4/4/08

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100 days since Boxing Day.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 4, 2008, 4:04:56 AM4/4/08

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100 days since the start of Kwanzza.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 5, 2008, 11:43:47 PM4/5/08

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100 days since the assassination of Benezar Bhutto.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 8, 2008, 12:22:47 AM4/8/08

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100 days to the anniversary of the first nuclear test.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 8, 2008, 12:23:10 AM4/8/08

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100 days to the anniversary of the launch of the first lunar landing
mission.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 12, 2008, 12:46:37 AM4/12/08

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100 days to Lunar Landing Day.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 16, 2008, 2:41:29 AM4/16/08

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100 days since Epiphany Day.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 16, 2008, 3:55:11 AM4/16/08

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100 days to June 25.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 19, 2008, 5:03:53 PM4/19/08

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100 days to my nephew Noah's 2nd birthday.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 22, 2008, 3:48:50 AM4/22/08

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100 days to Harry Potter's 28th birthday.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 25, 2008, 2:09:17 AM4/25/08

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100 days since Martin Luther King Day.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 28, 2008, 7:11:53 PM4/28/08

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100 days to Hiroshima Day.

Tim Bruening

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May 1, 2008, 2:57:50 AM5/1/08

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100 days to 08/08/08.

Tim Bruening

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May 1, 2008, 2:57:55 AM5/1/08

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100 days to Nixon Resignation Day.

Tim Bruening

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May 1, 2008, 2:57:58 AM5/1/08

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100 days to the Summer Olympics

Tim Bruening

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May 2, 2008, 12:09:43 AM5/2/08

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100 days to Nagasaki Day.

Tim Bruening

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May 2, 2008, 6:39:14 AM5/2/08

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100 days to my Dad's 70th birthday.

Tim Bruening

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May 7, 2008, 3:24:44 AM5/7/08

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100 days to the birthdays of India and Pakistan.

Tim Bruening

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May 10, 2008, 1:03:32 AM5/10/08

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100 days since January 30.

Tim Bruening

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May 12, 2008, 1:53:18 AM5/12/08

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100 days since February 1.

Tim Bruening

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May 12, 2008, 1:53:21 AM5/12/08

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100 days to my brother Ben's 46th birthday.

nemo

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May 12, 2008, 7:41:36 PM5/12/08

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> 100 days to the birthdays of India and Pakistan.

That's 1947 innit?

It's our National Elf Service's birfday, Israel's and mine as well!

See? Lots of good things came along in 1947.

Tim Bruening

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May 13, 2008, 1:14:49 AM5/13/08

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100 days since Groundhog Day.

Tim Bruening

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May 17, 2008, 12:43:26 AM5/17/08

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100 days since Ash Wednesday.

Tim Bruening

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May 24, 2008, 10:33:54 PM5/24/08

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100 days since Valentine's Day.

nemo

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May 27, 2008, 2:38:30 PM5/27/08

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> 100 days since Valentine's Day.

Did anyone hire a stripper for you?

Nitromors is pretty good.

nemo

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Jun 25, 2008, 6:33:59 AM6/25/08

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> 100 days since Christmas.

HOORAY!!

1.
Good thing Whatsizname looked out,
On the feast of Stephen -
For that poor man being a sight,
He would still be greivin'.
Brightly shone the moon that night,
David Frost was cruel.
Stealing all the poor man's nosh,
All his wood, his muuuu - uuuuel.

"Hither page and stand by me,
And thou please bend over,
If you want a nice surprise,
Tell me who's that rover!"
"Sire, that'll cost you fifty pence,
Coz my costs are mountin'
Him there lives inside the pipe
That feeds St. Agnes' fou - ountain!"

2.
Good King Whatsizname looked out
On the feast of Steeeeeeeephen.
There he saw a dirty lout,
With his hair uneeeeeeeeven.
Brightly shon the Goon that night,
Though Grittpipe was cruuuuu-el.
Broke into Min's little house -
Stole her winter fuuuuu-uuuuuu-el!

or . .

Good King Whatsizname looked out
On the feast of Steeeeeeeephen.
There he saw a dirty lout,
With his hair uneeeeeeeeven
Brightly shon the Goon that night,
Coz the lad was Ehhhhcles,
Chasing turkeys with a knife
And some Branston Piiii-iiii-cles.

3.
Good King Whatsizname looked out -
Felt his knuckles tingle.
Then he aimed a mighty punch
At the chin of Kringle.
Then broke out a mighty fight,
Injuries were cruel.
Jaws broke, black eyes left and right
Kicks from Jesus' muuuu - uuuuel.

"Bring me dressings, ointment too -
Get the wounded seated.
You and I will stitch the cuts -
Get them quickly treated."
Nurse and Doctor forth they went,
With their siren wailing -
Making such a loud lament,
Transporting all the aaaaiii - aaaaiiiiling.

4.
Good King Whatsizname looked out,
There he saw a Wizard.
The snow did not lay round about,
It blew right down his gizzard!
Brightly shone the moon that night,
Though his puns were cruel,
The reason why his brain was shite,
Too much toxic gruuuuu-uuuuuuel!

"Handley Page and stand by me,
Stop that bloody yelling.
Yonder peasant, who is he?
Where and what his dwelling?"
"Sire, he lives a good league hence,
In a disused sewer.
While the toxins in his gruel,
Made his skin go bluuuuu-uuuuuuer"

"Bring me food and bring me wine,
Bring me pine logs hither,
You and I will see the swine -
Hear him start to blither!"
Page and monarch, forth they went,
To his humble dwelling.
Couldn't get too close you see,
Coz Cybe R. was smehhh-ehhhlling!

Hands up all those who used to sing the word "sod" in verse two extra loud
at school!

Eccles: Why would I want to put my hands up all those who used to sing the
word "sod" in verse two extra loud at school?? I'm not inter dat sort of
thing!!!!

REAL WORDS: (Nice!)

Good King Wenceslas looked out on the Feast of Stephen,
When the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even.
Brightly shone the moon that night, though the frost was cruel,
When a poor man came in sight, gathering winter fuel.

"Hither, page, and stand by me, if you knowst its, telling,
Yonder peasant, who is he? Where and what his dwelling?"
"Sire, he lives a good league hence, underneath the mountain,
Right against the forest fence, by Saint Agnes' fountain."

"Bring me food and bring me wine, bring me pine logs hither,
You and I will see him dine, when we bear them thither."
Page and monarch, forth they went, forth they went together,
Through the cold wind's wild lament and the bitter weather.

"Sire, the night is darker now, and the wind blows stronger,
Fails my heart, I know not how; I can go no longer."
"Mark my footsteps, my good page, tread now in them boldly,
You shall find the winter's rage freeze your blood less coldly."

In his master's steps he trod, where the snow lay dinted;
Heat was in the very sod which the saint had printed.
Therefore, Christian men, be sure, wealth or rank possessing,
You who now will bless the poor, shall yourselves find blessing.

We could do with this bloke for Prime Minister!!

The first thing this Gordforsaken Brown did was increase taxes on the
lowest-paid in society! Why he did it - nobody knows!!

hones...@centurytel.net

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Foo

Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4838D012...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > 100 days since Valentine's Day.
>
> Did anyone hire a stripper for you?

Nope.

TB

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Apr 1, 2010, 2:52:45 AM4/1/10

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100 days since December 21.

TB

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Apr 1, 2010, 2:53:10 AM4/1/10

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100 days to July 9.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 3, 2010, 3:39:08 AM4/3/10

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100 days since December 23.

Tim Bruening

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100 days to 7-11 Day.

Nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> 100 days since December 23.

When I was getting the lumps out of the flour for the cake by using my
Christmas Sieve!

TB

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Apr 3, 2010, 9:56:29 AM4/3/10

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100 days to July 12.

TB

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Apr 3, 2010, 9:56:45 AM4/3/10

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100 days since Christmas Eve on December 24.

TB

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100 days since X-Mas Eve on December 24.

TB

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100 days since Yuletide Eve on December 24.

TB

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Apr 3, 2010, 9:57:26 AM4/3/10

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100 days since Noel Eve on December 24.

TB

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100 days since Navidad Eve on December 24.

TB

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100 days since Sinderklass Eve on December 24.

TB

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100 days since Sinderklass on December 25.

TB

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Apr 5, 2010, 2:49:19 AM4/5/10

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100 days since Christmas on December 25.

TB

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100 days since X-Mas on December 25.

TB

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100 days since Yuletide on December 25.

TB

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TB

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100 days since Noel on December 25.

TB

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100 days since Navidad on December 25.

TB

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Apr 5, 2010, 2:50:49 AM4/5/10

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100 days to July 13.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 5, 2010, 3:00:32 AM4/5/10

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100 days since Boxing Day on December 26.

Tim Bruening

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100 days to Bastille Day on July 14.

Tim Bruening

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100 days since the 1st day of Kwanzza on December 26.

TB

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Tim Bruening

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Apr 5, 2010, 9:37:42 PM4/5/10

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1.3 x 100 days since Thanksgiving on November 26.

TB

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Apr 6, 2010, 2:36:46 AM4/6/10

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1.1 x 100 days to Pine Tar Day on July 24.

TB

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Apr 6, 2010, 2:37:13 AM4/6/10

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0.9 x 100 days to the 4th of July.

TB

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Apr 6, 2010, 2:38:01 AM4/6/10

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0.8 x 100 days to Saint John the Baptist Day on June 24.

TB

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Apr 6, 2010, 2:38:22 AM4/6/10

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0.7 x 100 days to Flag Day on June 14.

Nemo

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> 100 days since Navidad Eve on December 24.
>

Natividad is tastier!!!

Tim Bruening

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Apr 6, 2010, 7:34:44 PM4/6/10

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100 days since Holy Family Day on December 27

Tim Bruening

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Apr 6, 2010, 7:35:01 PM4/6/10

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100 days to July 15.

TB

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Apr 7, 2010, 8:38:33 AM4/7/10

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100 days to First Nuclear Test Day on July 16, which reminds me that
Obama is to sign a nuclear arms reduction treaty with Russia today!

TB

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Apr 7, 2010, 6:41:57 PM4/7/10

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100 days to the 41st anniversary of the launch of Apollo 11 on July 16.

TB

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Apr 7, 2010, 6:42:27 PM4/7/10

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2 x 100 days to UN Day on October 24.

TB

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Apr 7, 2010, 6:43:01 PM4/7/10

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100 days since December 28.

TB

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Apr 7, 2010, 6:43:52 PM4/7/10

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3 x 100 days since 7-11 Day.

TB

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Apr 7, 2010, 6:44:37 PM4/7/10

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Correction: 3 x 100 days since June 11.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 8, 2010, 3:42:27 AM4/8/10

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100 days since December 29.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 8, 2010, 3:42:38 AM4/8/10

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100 days to July 17.

TB

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Apr 8, 2010, 7:16:41 PM4/8/10

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100 days since December 29.

TB

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100 days to July 17.

Nemo

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Apr 8, 2010, 8:56:32 PM4/8/10

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"TB" <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> 100 days to First Nuclear Test Day on July 16, which reminds me that
> Obama is to sign a nuclear arms reduction treaty with Russia today!
>

Yeahhhhhhh! Excellent news!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8607985.stm

Kruschev will be banging his shoe on Saint Peter's desk!!

TB

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Apr 9, 2010, 2:22:24 AM4/9/10

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3 x 100 days since the infamous Iranian Presidential Election on June
12.

TB

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Apr 9, 2010, 2:23:50 AM4/9/10

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1.3 x 100 days since the first Sunday of Advent on November 29.

TB

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Apr 9, 2010, 2:25:08 AM4/9/10

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3 x 100 days to Groundhog Day on February 2.

TB

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Apr 9, 2010, 5:07:17 PM4/9/10

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100 days since December 30.

TB

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Apr 9, 2010, 5:08:32 PM4/9/10

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1.2 x 100 days since Human Rights Day on December 10.

TB

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Apr 9, 2010, 5:08:56 PM4/9/10

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1.3 x 100 days since Saint Andrews Day on November 30.

TB

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Apr 9, 2010, 5:09:12 PM4/9/10

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100 days to July 18.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 9, 2010, 5:29:57 PM4/9/10

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1.6 x 100 days since Halloween on October 31.