335 Days

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since Nixon Resignation Day.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since Nagasaki Day.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since my Dad's 69th birthday.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since the birthdays of India and Pakistan.

[Peter Hucker]

On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:44:52 +0100, Tim Bruening
<tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

> 335 days since the birthdays of India and Pakistan.

fuck off.

--
http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com
http://www.petersphotos.com

Whats the fastest thing in Wales?
A virgin sheep.

[Naked Gonad]

On 20 Jul, 19:43, "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:44:52 +0100, Tim Bruening
>

> <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> > 335 days since the birthdays of India and Pakistan.
>
> fuck off.
>

> --http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com

>
> Whats the fastest thing in Wales?
> A virgin sheep.

Seconded.

Gonad

[WhoMe]

On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 13:53:33 -0500, Naked Gonad wrote
(in article
<960190ed-4b41-4564...@k30g2000hse.googlegroups.com>):

So you had seconds?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <0001HW.C4A8F49B...@news.supernews.com>,
WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:

ewe would think of that.
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

[WhoMe]

On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:41:54 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
(in article <mlevinespmfltr-0F7...@news.supernews.com>):

> In article <0001HW.C4A8F49B...@news.supernews.com>,
> WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 13:53:33 -0500, Naked Gonad wrote
>> (in article
>> <960190ed-4b41-4564...@k30g2000hse.googlegroups.com>):
>>
>>> On 20 Jul, 19:43, "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:44:52 +0100, Tim Bruening
>>>>
>>>> <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>>>>> 335 days since the birthdays of India and Pakistan.
>>>>
>>>> fuck off.
>>>>
>>>> --http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com
>>>> http://www.petersphotos.com
>>>>
>>>> Whats the fastest thing in Wales?
>>>> A virgin sheep.
>>>
>>> Seconded.
>>>
>>> Gonad
>>
>> So you had seconds?
>
> ewe would think of that.
>

Know I would not

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <0001HW.C4A94BAD...@news.supernews.com>,
WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:41:54 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
> (in article <mlevinespmfltr-0F7...@news.supernews.com>):
>
> > In article <0001HW.C4A8F49B...@news.supernews.com>,
> > WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 13:53:33 -0500, Naked Gonad wrote
> >> (in article
> >> <960190ed-4b41-4564...@k30g2000hse.googlegroups.com>):
> >>
> >>> On 20 Jul, 19:43, "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >>>> On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:44:52 +0100, Tim Bruening
> >>>>
> >>>> <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >>>>> 335 days since the birthdays of India and Pakistan.
> >>>>
> >>>> fuck off.
> >>>>
> >>>> --http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com
> >>>> http://www.petersphotos.com
> >>>>
> >>>> Whats the fastest thing in Wales?
> >>>> A virgin sheep.
> >>>
> >>> Seconded.
> >>>
> >>> Gonad
> >>
> >> So you had seconds?
> >
> > ewe would think of that.
> >
>
> Know I would not

But you did -- wether or not its true!

[WhoMe]

On Mon, 21 Jul 2008 02:03:55 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
(in article <mlevinespmfltr-4BD...@news.supernews.com>):

> In article <0001HW.C4A94BAD...@news.supernews.com>,
> WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:41:54 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
>> (in article <mlevinespmfltr-0F7...@news.supernews.com>):
>>
>>> In article <0001HW.C4A8F49B...@news.supernews.com>,
>>> WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 13:53:33 -0500, Naked Gonad wrote
>>>> (in article
>>>> <960190ed-4b41-4564...@k30g2000hse.googlegroups.com>):
>>>>
>>>>> On 20 Jul, 19:43, "Peter Hucker" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:44:52 +0100, Tim Bruening
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>>>>>>> 335 days since the birthdays of India and Pakistan.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> fuck off.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> --http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com
>>>>>> http://www.petersphotos.com
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Whats the fastest thing in Wales?
>>>>>> A virgin sheep.
>>>>>
>>>>> Seconded.
>>>>>
>>>>> Gonad
>>>>
>>>> So you had seconds?
>>>
>>> ewe would think of that.
>>>
>>
>> Know I would not
>
> But you did -- wether or not its true!
>

I no it is know

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since August 27.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to Iraq Sovereignty Day on June 28.

[Tim Bruening]

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to the 101st anniversary of the Tunguska Meteor on June 20,
2009.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since to the start of term at Hogwarts on September 1.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to the anniversaries of the first atomic bomb and the launching
of the first lunar landing mission on July 16.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since September 14.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since September 25.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to July 26.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to July 27.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since my 41st birthday on September 26.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to Neville longbottom's birthday on July 30.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to Harry Potter's birthday next July 31.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since the start of Fiscal Year 2008 for the U.S. government.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since German Reunification Day on October 3.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since Sputnik Day on October 4.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to Hiroshima Day on August 6.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since October 8.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to August 8.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to Nagasaki Day on August 9.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since October 9.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since October 11.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to August 11.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since Columbus Day on October 12.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to India's birthday on August 15.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to Pakistan's birthday on August 15.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to Assumption of the Holy Virgin Mary Day on August 15.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to August 20.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since October 20.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since UN Day on October 24.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since Halloween.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to August 31.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since All Souls Day on November 2.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to September 10.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since November 10.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to 9/11.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to Patriot Day.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since Veteran's Day on November 11.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to Exaltation of the Cross Day on September 14.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since November 15.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to September 15.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to Constitution Day on September 17.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since Citizen Day on November 17.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since November 17.

[Don Stockbauer]

On Oct 17, 2:45 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> 335 days since November 17.

I take it Tim isn't just real popular here in alt.humor.puns?

[Cybe R. Wizard]

Those with any sense of Usenet have killfiled him long ago.

All Greenies have killfiled him because they just hate Timber ruining.

Cybe R. Wizard
--
Nice computers don't go down.
Larry Niven, Steven Barnes
"The Barsoom Project"

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to my Mom's and step dad's 10th anniversary on September 18.

[Don Stockbauer]

On Oct 18, 10:38 am, Sir F. A. Rien <jaSP...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> "Cybe R. Wizard" <cybe_r_wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words:
>
> >Don Stockbauer <donstockba...@hotmail.com>  said:

> >> On Oct 17, 2:45 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >> > 335 days since November 17.
>
> >> I take it Tim isn't just real popular here in alt.humor.puns?
>
> >Those with any sense of Usenet have killfiled him long ago.
>
> >All Greenies have killfiled him because they just hate Timber ruining.
>

> Now that's clear, cut logging his stuff!

Clear-cutting would surely cause Timber ruining; how can you miss the
forest for the trees if all trees are cut?

[WhoMe]

On Sun, 19 Oct 2008 11:04:14 -0500, Sir F. A. Rien wrote
(in article <bhmmf4prpgucbaso8...@4ax.com>):

> Don Stockbauer <donsto...@hotmail.com> found these unused words:

> Axe simple, prune the dead branches ...
>

Would pruning be a dried up plum job?

[nemo]

"Cybe R. Wizard" <cybe_r_wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
news:20081018081843.195154d2@WizardsTower...

Don Stockbauer <donsto...@hotmail.com> said:
> On Oct 17, 2:45 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> > 335 days since November 17.
>
> I take it Tim isn't just real popular here in alt.humor.puns?

Those with any sense of Usenet have killfiled him long ago.

All Greenies have killfiled him because they just hate Timber ruining.

Mine!

Hard a-port . . . !

BANG!!!! Glug - glug - glug . . . . .

Too late!

I came up with that one donkeys' years ago. Still - at least you've had
plenty of time to memorise it!

[nemo]

"Sir F. A. Rien" <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
news:em0kf4tu5e8jafosr...@4ax.com...

> "Cybe R. Wizard" <cybe_r_wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words:
>

> >Don Stockbauer <donsto...@hotmail.com> said:
> >> On Oct 17, 2:45 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >> > 335 days since November 17.
> >>
> >> I take it Tim isn't just real popular here in alt.humor.puns?
> >
> >Those with any sense of Usenet have killfiled him long ago.
> >
> >All Greenies have killfiled him because they just hate Timber ruining.
> >

> Now that's clear, cut logging his stuff!
>

Shay-m!

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to September 20.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since November 20.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since Thanksgiving on November 22.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since Buy Nothing Day on November 23.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to Fred Merkle Day on September 23.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to September 27.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since November 27.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since the first Sunday of Advent on December 2.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to German Reunification Day on October 3.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since December 3.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to Sputnik Day on October 4.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since Pearl Harbor Day on December 7.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since Immaculate Conception Day on December 8.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since December 11.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to October 11.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since my stepdad's 80th birthday on December 15.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to October 16.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since December 16.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to October 21.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since December 21.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since December 22.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to my co-worker John's 2nd anniversary on October 22.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since Christmas on December 25.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to October 25.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since the assassination of Benezar Bhutto on December 27.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to October 29.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since December 29.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since Leap Day on February 29.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since the Ides of March on March 15.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to January 31.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since April Fool's Day on April 1.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to March 21.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since May 20.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to the 6th anniversary of the end of the U.S. Occupation
Government in Iraq on June 28.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days to Tunguska Day on June 30.

[Tim Bruening]

335 days since August 29.