.... and Noah floated a loan while the rest of the world was in
liquidation.
And Noah was also a great stock manipulator.
...but Moses invests...
One of the first to coin the phrase, "please put that in writing"...
> Pun of the Day wrote:
>
> >Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Pharaoh's daughter. She
> >went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
>
> Nobody reeds these.
We've all been basket cases at one time or another.
Jesus saves, but the Mongol hoards.
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Don
Ron and Jenni have once again proved that it takes two to tangle.
Knot bad! I declare this one a tie; I'm gonna go listen to some Ravel....
Oooh, you're a twisted one!
...Only to leave you stranded, knitting your brow in frustration.
You think so? I thought they were all as wholesome as the
Braidy Bunch.
Now you're just starting to knit-pick...but sew what? These puns are
keeping me in stitches.
Was that post laced with sarcasm?
My cheeks with suppressed laughter are Belgian. Lace let bygones be
bygones, shall we?
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Before you buy.
> Obnoxio The Clown wrote:
> >Stan Kegel spewed forth:
> That's a petit point.
O.K... now I think we're just tit for tatting...
Must get weaving; the time is looming large to catch the shuttle. It's
very speedy - Warp Factor 10.
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Cathi
And crewel as well.
--
Don
> Jenni Saqua wrote:
> > Stan Kegel wrote:
> > O.K... now I think we're just tit for tatting...
> I think you're trying to make a clean breast of things.
Nah, I've just satin stitched for awhile...
> > >> Nobody reeds these.
Visit Pamplona. See the bullrushers...
best
dwp
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From Mr Original. My advice: be yourself or someone else will. (10/20)
One Weird Dude wrote:
>
> In article <39F4FE53...@quik.com>,
> davep <da...@quik.com> wrote:
> I wouldn't bother. They're a bunch of bull.
>
A bunch of bull? I herd that.
City slicker: "Hey, look at that group of cows."
Country friend: "It's a herd of cows."
City slicker: "Yeah, I've heard of cows."
Country friend: "No, I mean a cow herd."
City slicker: "Who knows what a cow heard? I've got no secrets from a
cow!"
And while I'm at it:
Country boy: "Ya like raisin bread?"
City slicker: "Don't know. Never tried to raise any."
>In article <39F5E21C...@fea.net>,
> ke...@fea.net wrote:
>>
>>
>> One Weird Dude wrote:
>> >
>> > In article <39F4FE53...@quik.com>,
>> > davep <da...@quik.com> wrote:
>> > > Greg Evans wrote:
>> > >
><snippity-snip-snip>
>> > >
>> > > Visit Pamplona. See the bullrushers...
>> > >
>> > I wouldn't bother. They're a bunch of bull.
>> >
>> A bunch of bull? I herd that.
>>
>I've been waiting for a chance at this:
>
>City slicker: "Hey, look at that group of cows."
>Country friend: "It's a herd of cows."
>City slicker: "Yeah, I've heard of cows."
>Country friend: "No, I mean a cow herd."
>City slicker: "Who knows what a cow heard? I've got no secrets from a
>cow!"
>
>And while I'm at it:
>
>Country boy: "Ya like raisin bread?"
>City slicker: "Don't know. Never tried to raise any."
I'm guessing he's never Kipled, either, hmmm?
Cybe R. Wizard
--
cyber_wizard
@
mindspring.com
Pardon me for horning in, but as a matter of trivial curiosity, did this
originate with Abbot and Costello, or did they get it somewhere Elsie?
> And while I'm at it:
>
> Country boy: "Ya like raisin bread?"
> City slicker: "Don't know. Never tried to raise any."
Oh, yeah - he's done that a kiple of times.
>"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
>> Was it only Tue, 24 Oct 2000 22:35:21 GMT, when One Weird Dude
>> <WSC_th...@Yahoo.com> offered:
>> >In article <39F5E21C...@fea.net>,
>> > ke...@fea.net wrote:
>> >> One Weird Dude wrote:
>> >> > In article <39F4FE53...@quik.com>,
>> >> > davep <da...@quik.com> wrote:
>> >> > > Greg Evans wrote:
>> ><snippity-snip-snip>
>> >> > > Visit Pamplona. See the bullrushers...
>> >> > I wouldn't bother. They're a bunch of bull.
>> >> A bunch of bull? I herd that.
>> >I've been waiting for a chance at this:
>> >City slicker: "Hey, look at that group of cows."
>> >Country friend: "It's a herd of cows."
>> >City slicker: "Yeah, I've heard of cows."
>> >Country friend: "No, I mean a cow herd."
>> >City slicker: "Who knows what a cow heard? I've got no secrets from a
>> >cow!"
>> >And while I'm at it:
>> >Country boy: "Ya like raisin bread?"
>> >City slicker: "Don't know. Never tried to raise any."
>> I'm guessing he's never Kipled, either, hmmm?
>Oh, yeah - he's done that a kiple of times.
He only does that for family members. Mostly he's his brother's kipler.
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Don