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limericksmirkus blog

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Feb 5, 2012, 10:01:24 PM2/5/12
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114 years old = 1,000,000 hours [7 figure #] one lived their life.
At that ripe old age Granny McPhee took up a modeling career.
Seems she had a greater figure than any other woman on earth!!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Feb 7, 2012, 2:04:26 PM2/7/12
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>114 years old = 1,000,000 hours [7 figure #] one lived their life.
>At that ripe old age Granny McPhee took up a modeling career.
>Seems she had a greater figure than any other woman on earth!!

It was a million to win shot.

limericksmirkus blog

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Feb 7, 2012, 6:56:16 PM2/7/12
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Great great great granddaughter baby McPhee had a 4 figure figure.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Feb 7, 2012, 7:11:22 PM2/7/12
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>> >114 years old = 1,000,000 hours [7 figure #] one lived their life.
>> >At that ripe old age Granny McPhee  took up a modeling career.
>> >Seems she had a greater figure than any other woman on earth!!
>> It was a million to win shot.
>Great great great granddaughter baby McPhee had a 4 figure figure.
One of a duo-deck-a-Kays?

limericksmirkus blog

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Feb 7, 2012, 7:41:01 PM2/7/12
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Reckoning up her deck-ades, she was missing some of her deck-"8"s.

nemo

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Mar 7, 2012, 8:14:55 AM3/7/12
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"limericksmirkus blog" wrote in message
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A mermaid's figure: 36, 24, and £1.99 per pound!

nemo

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Mar 10, 2012, 2:28:28 PM3/10/12
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"Sir F.A. Rien" wrote in message
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Reagan the pair of dinosaurs who you gotta take notice of:
Duo-deck-a-heed-Ron

limericksmirkus blog

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Mar 13, 2012, 5:36:27 PM3/13/12
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On Mar 10, 3:28 pm, "nemo" <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> "Sir F.A. Rien"  wrote in messagenews:kbf3j79ba9gump5qr...@4ax.com...
If he really put his skull to it he'd have a tete ruh heed Ron

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 14, 2012, 12:39:50 PM3/14/12
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>> >> It was a million to win shot.
>> >Great great great granddaughter baby McPhee had a 4 figure figure.
>> One of a duo-deck-a-Kays?
>> Reagan the pair of dinosaurs who you gotta take notice of:
>> Duo-deck-a-heed-Ron
>If he really put his skull to it he'd have a tete ruh heed Ron
Sadly my rare Brazillian Conure dies ... polygon to heaven.

limericksmirkus blog

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Mar 19, 2012, 6:03:24 PM3/19/12
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De 3D ya to death.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 20, 2012, 11:53:36 AM3/20/12
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>> >> One of a duo-deck-a-Kays?
>> >> Reagan the pair of dinosaurs who you gotta take notice of:
>> >> Duo-deck-a-heed-Ron
>> >If he really put his skull to it he'd have a tete ruh heed Ron
>> Sadly my rare Brazillian Conure dies ... polygon to heaven.
>De 3D ya to death.
N, it wa a quadrature misa flyment.

limericksmirkus blog

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Mar 24, 2012, 11:25:03 AM3/24/12
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But the X-files aren't pent & goon.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 25, 2012, 11:44:31 AM3/25/12
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>> >> >> Duo-deck-a-heed-Ron
>> >> >If he really put his skull to it he'd have a tete ruh heed Ron
>> >> Sadly my rare Brazillian Conure dies ... polygon to heaven.
>> >De 3D ya to death.
>> N, it wa a quadrature misa flyment.
>But the X-files aren't pent & goon.
Correct, they're there to trap a Zoid.

limericksmirkus blog

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Mar 26, 2012, 10:32:27 AM3/26/12
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If living in Flatlands one should observe which side is coming.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 26, 2012, 11:22:43 AM3/26/12
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>> >> >> Sadly my rare Brazillian Conure dies ... polygon to heaven.
>> >> >De 3D ya to death.
>> >> N, it wa a quadrature misa flyment.
>> >But the X-files aren't pent & goon.
>> Correct, they're there to trap a Zoid.
>If living in Flatlands one should observe which side is coming.
What do you do then? Send a pair o' Llello grams?

limericksmirkus blog

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Mar 30, 2012, 10:08:03 AM3/30/12
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You can try seeing it through 1D glasses?!

nemo

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Mar 31, 2012, 7:03:35 PM3/31/12
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"Sir F.A. Rien" wrote in message
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Two communications sent by mollyday hakers floating in the sea on air-beds:
A a pair o' Lilo grams

limericksmirkus blog

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Apr 24, 2012, 12:21:51 PM4/24/12
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On Mar 31, 7:03 pm, "nemo" <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> "Sir F.A. Rien"  wrote in messagenews:9c21n7lma2p1g6ufn...@4ax.com...
Lilloes of the Field lately affecting everyone's sinus.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 25, 2012, 12:27:25 PM4/25/12
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>> >> >But the X-files aren't pent & goon.
>> >> Correct, they're there to trap a Zoid.
>> >If living in Flatlands one should observe which side is coming.
>> What do you do then? Send a pair o' Llello grams?
>> Two communications sent by mollyday hakers floating in the sea on air-beds:
>> A a pair o' Lilo grams
>Lilloes of the Field lately affecting everyone's sinus.
Lily all hang out ...

limericksmirkus blog

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Apr 30, 2012, 10:57:59 AM4/30/12
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Lilly, Milly, & Tilly: Three pees on an I-pod.

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 1, 2012, 10:52:26 AM5/1/12
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>> >> What do you do then? Send a pair o' Llello grams?
>> >> Two communications sent by mollyday hakers floating in the sea on air-beds:
>> >> A a pair o' Lilo grams
>> >Lilloes of the Field lately affecting everyone's sinus.
>> Lily all hang out ...
>Lilly, Milly, & Tilly: Three pees on an I-pod.
iPod iPod i Puddy tat!

William B. (Billby)

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May 1, 2012, 1:24:06 PM5/1/12
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>>>>> What do you do then? Send a pair o' Llello grams?
>>>>> Two communications sent by mollyday hakers floating in the sea on air-beds:
>>>>> A a pair o' Lilo grams
>>>> Lilloes of the Field lately affecting everyone's sinus.
>>> Lily all hang out ...
>> Lilly, Milly,& Tilly: Three pees on an I-pod.
> iPod iPod i Puddy tat!
Then there was a jBird with an iPhone and a k9 with an iBone.

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 2, 2012, 11:13:34 AM5/2/12
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But the iBird had his saxa-phone!

William B. (Billby)

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May 2, 2012, 1:19:54 PM5/2/12
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Big Bird has a mega-phone...

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 3, 2012, 11:19:31 AM5/3/12
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>>>>>>> Lilloes of the Field lately affecting everyone's sinus.
>>>>>> Lily all hang out ...
>>>>> Lilly, Milly,& Tilly: Three pees on an I-pod.
>>>> iPod iPod i Puddy tat!
>>> Then there was a jBird with an iPhone and a k9 with an iBone.
>> But the iBird had his saxa-phone!
>Big Bird has a mega-phone...
Kermit quiet in the peanut gallery!

limericksmirkus blog

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May 20, 2012, 12:02:04 PM5/20/12
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A hound so amused by a cell phone
Swallowed it as if it were a bone
All the bitches made calls
While sniffing at its balls
Guess they’d heard it howling in touch tone

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 21, 2012, 10:52:06 AM5/21/12
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>A hound so amused by a cell phone
>Swallowed it as if it were a bone
>All the bitches made calls
>While sniffing at its balls
>Guess they’d heard it howling in touch tone
There once was a dog
Who swallowed a frog.
He didn't croak,
so it was Oke
Now he's lost in a bog.

limericksmirkus blog

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May 26, 2012, 2:42:48 AM5/26/12
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Seeing a bitch drawn on an etch-a-sketch,
The dog decided to sniff a fetch.
Ended his chaser,
As he bit the eraser,
Now spends all his heat as a lonely wretch.
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