Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>> I see, cute....
> >>>>>> BLX was once used as part of UK car registration numbers. I'd always
> >>>>>> said that if I won the lottery or suchlike, I'd find an old car with a
> >>>>>> reg number such as 25 BLX, buy it and fit a small extra plate at the end
> >>>>>> of it bearing a large exclamation mark!
> >>>>> More like a question mark as to how you cheated...
> >>>> No cheating. There are companies who will track down cars with reg marks
> >>>> for people and buy em off the owners at a fair price. Once you own such
> >>>> a car, you can quite legally get the reg number transferred to your own car.
> >>> Another BLXck mark on your reputation.
> >> My reputation? It's pretty good amongst all my honest neighbours and
> >> acquaintances with not a blxck mark in sight! I don't have colleagues
> >> these days because I don't have to work anymore. :o)))))))) HOORAY!!
> > You have honest neighbors?!
> Certainly. Remember. I'm in the UK. We're allowed such luxuries over here.
So they use you as the local bad example....
-- Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."
Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps if they excised some restraint..
> >>>>>>>>>>>> What? Like putting WD-40 on a pair of stiff handcuffs, letting it soak
> >>>>>>>>>>>> in then and flexing em to loosen em up.
> >>>>>>>>>>> The choice is not a lock, pick soon...
> >>>>>>>>>> Another of my aclumpishments! I've never put it into practice though.
> >>>>>>>>>> You've only got to look at the inside of a lock to see how it's done!
> >>>>>>>>>> And it's nothing like the way they show it in films etc.!
> >>>>>>>>> A wrench-ing thought.
> >>>>>>>> Thoughts like that can spanner huge period of time.
> >>>>>>> Rather open ended thought.
> >>>>>> Not nessecelery. There are box spanners and ring spanners that are
> >>>>>> closed, not to mention chain and belt spanners that are closed in use. A
> >>>>>> belt spanner is very handy for getting obstinate tops off jars
> >>>>>> especially when you're hungry and in a jam.
> >>>>> Compote yourself and take a shower.
> >>>> You're plumb right, Bob!
> >>> A transit-ory state.
> >> You ferry Conservatives around in a medium-sized Ford van??
> >> Spiritualists fit into it quite nicely as well, I assyoom.
> > Only if you run a fairy service...
> And the turn it Oberon Christmas day to Titania?
But the king is a queen.
-- Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> No great sack-rifice..
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Eamon T. Lado though so as well.
> >>>>>>>>>>> Hardly vintage stuff.
> >>>>>>>>>> Well your supposed to recycle everything these days, innit?!!
> >>>>>>>>> But it needs time to age....
> >>>>>>>> Tomb a chewer you mean.
> >>>>>>>> Or tomb ACHOOer if it contains a mummy with a cold!
> >>>>>>> You have mummy issues? At your age?
> >>>>>> Nope. My mummy was half Italian and half Irish, so I didn't have an
> >>>>>> Egyptian mummy. Lots of Egyptians did though.
> >>>>> Thats no way to wrap up this thread.
> >>>> OK. How about KlingFilm?
> >>> I will be glad when you wrap up this thread.
> >> If everyone thought like that, the froup would become thread-bare!
> > The bare facts..
> Especially if you have a threadbare Ted bear and don't want to get > stieffled!
And do I have to tell you just where to steiff it?
-- Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."
Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> He was of stout heart ..... or full of it....
> >>>>>>>>>> The former. He drank Guinness and Mackeson regularly.
> >>>>>>>>> And needed a porter to carry you home...
> >>>>>>>> How did we get from 3rd to 1st person there?
> >>>>>>> It takes 3 to carry you home!?!?
> >>>>>> Yers. Me, my right foot and my left foot, like this . .
> >>>>> So drunk you can't count either.
> >>>> I haven;t been drunk since 2008. That was when the booze and the
> >>>> Warfarin conspired together to give me a dirty great sub-dural hæmatoma.
> >>>> They can easily be lethal - so I stopped with the booze straight away!
> >>>> Just like that! Ot azoi!
> >>> So, what does that leave, mouth wash?
> >> Water, orange juice, tomato juice, V8 vegetable juice . . . . the end id
> >> listless.
> > That all needs something to punch it up.
> Dat's der way ter do it!
But watering the drinks will not help to do that.
-- Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."
Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No great sack-rifice..
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eamon T. Lado though so as well.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Hardly vintage stuff.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Well your supposed to recycle everything these days, innit?!!
> >>>>>>>>>>> But it needs time to age....
> >>>>>>>>>> Tomb a chewer you mean.
> >>>>>>>>>> Or tomb ACHOOer if it contains a mummy with a cold!
> >>>>>>>>> You have mummy issues? At your age?
> >>>>>>>> Doing the twist again, at your age it could be fatal!
> >>>>>>> You are repeating your self again and again...
> >>>>>> Ohh no I'm not. The Virging Bleedya server sometimes doesn't show my
> >>>>>> replies and I forget that I've sent em.
> >>>>> You need to improve derange of your recall.
> >>>> But my phone doesn't have a Recall button. It's a Direct Eggs Change Line
> >>>> These occur when a consignment of rotten eggs gets into the shops.
> >>> Do they give you enough warning so you can stay undercover?
> >> A certain young lady does, and I reply, "Ta, Pauline!"
> > And you jump for it.
> That one's so good I'm surprised yoo didn't snip it!
> As for jumping for it - for what? - and am I allowed to land on > something very soft indeed and what is your address?
Four Score and seven years ago.....
-- Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."
> In article <DTbos.560275$ti6.132...@fx20.am4>,
> Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Narr. That's Worcestershire Sauce. It's got Ann Chovis in it.
>>>>>>>>>>> Back to the Long Pig diet for you?
>>>>>>>>>> But I've never taken part in the Cannonball Run! - or an Osem L'zahav!
>>>>>>>>> You have gone crackers.
>>>>>>>> Matzo nodd thing to say.
>>>>>>>> Look up Cannonball Run on Wiki and imDb.
>>>>>>> But you all ready have bert your bridges behind you.
>>>>>> Only an idiot would burn em in front of eem.
>>>>> So why did you do it?
>>>> Couldn't. All the Thames bridges are made from steel, concrete or stone
>>>> or any combination of these.
>>>> Steel, concrete or stone one-piece underwear?? There's a novelty!!
>>> Before it was limited to overcoats and shoes.
>> When people were poor because of gross Capitalist exploitation, these
>> were the two most expensive items of clothing. Hence, amongst the
>> majority of the POP!ulation, those were indeed a novelty.
>> The only novelty regarding clothes these days is, the money-grubbing
>> bastard manufacturers make the shmutter so damned thin, it's not worth
>> spending £400 on an overcoat. Thermals and nice thick pullovers
>> (sweaters) are much cheaper.
>> And if your pullovers get caught in the thermals, you suddenly get a
>> nice involuntary aerial view of Oxford Street!
> And see where the riseing profits go..
Into thin hair! :o)
<shocking shopping history>
Marks & Spensive and John Lewis. The two best stores down there.
Actually, after increasing profits during the first half of the recession, John Lewis' profits have started to fall.
Probably why they had a huge furniture clearance sale a few months ago where I picked up nice heavy solid teak garden table and chair for just £30! Peanuts! Sargain of the benchery!
If I hadn't been saving up for the nuke hammerer, I'd have been able to pick up a teak steamer deck chair for £50 reduced from £200 because of a few scratches.
</shocking shopping history>
> In article <p1cos.212519$g62.102...@fx06.am4>,
> Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>> On 02/11/2012 11:08, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>> In article <EmGks.153891$Sr2.108...@fx01.am4>,
>>> Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, its does like garlic....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> An Italian parrot?? When it sees a bird of prey, does it fly backwards?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Depends on if it is prey ing or praying.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was thin king about those Iyytalian WW2 tanks that had one forward
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gear and 15 reverse ones!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tread lightly, they carry knives...
>>>>>>>>>>>> And plant mines! And yourses! So don't be heavy-footed in the desert or
>>>>>>>>>>>> you'll be de-feeted! In the desert, you gotta know what you're Dune!
>>>>>>>>>>> Get Frank Herbert to spice it up for you.
>>>>>>>>>> Shy Halud does that, when it's not too Shy to surface!
>>>>>>>>> Any relation to Shy-lock Holmes?
>>>>>>>> I don't really think that Shylock Holmes was anything up to half a mile
>>>>>>>> long with a mouth 100ft in diameter with thousands of razor sharp teeths
>>>>>>>> I think the other residents etc. of Baker Street would have noticed!
>>>>>>> I really don't see just watson your mind!
>>>>>> It's that Moray Hearty yoo gotta worry about. Eel give you a very nasty
>>>>>> bite!
>>>>> And adler your brains.
>>>> Larry Adler drove a harmony car!
>>> Till they carriaged him off to the morgue...
>> On a bicycle maid for two? - driven via a daisy-chain?
> In article <L4cos.212520$g62.76...@fx06.am4>,
> Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Yers. He puts it in his petrol tank too. You should see that 'S' car go!
>>>>>>>>>>> That could make things very sticky...
>>>>>>>>>> Which things??
>>>>>>>>> Do I really have to put a finger on it?
>>>>>>>> It'd be a very disarming experience - because I'd tear yer arm off if
>>>>>>>> yer did!!
>>>>>>> Not that I would want to, they don't have shots for what you have...
>>>>>> Don't need em. Warfarin, Penicillin, Simvastatin, SotaLOL and Alfuzosin
>>>>>> tablets keep everything nicely under control.
>>>>> Anything that bites you dies a horrible death...
>>>> But at least you can be sure that anything I bite does definitely not
>>>> come from any sentient creature that has also died a horrible death!
>>> That lets out road kill...
>> I don't eat roads. They break your teeth and I can't afford to avenue
>> set yet.
> As fault has to be put on someone, you are handy..
> In article <f9cos.303448$pg2.65...@fx18.am4>,
> Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Paul Newman did what?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Got something in his eye, didn't he?? A piece of Exodust?
>>>>>>>>>>> No, she hit him there after he tried to hustle her out of there.
>>>>>>>>>> Iyyy thought that scene was of him taking the piss out of an
>>>>>>>>>> antischematic British officer who'd said he could tell a Jewish person
>>>>>>>>>> by the eyes, so Newman pretended to have something in his eye and got
>>>>>>>>>> this bastard idiot officer to try and see it - really close
>>>>>>>>>> They could have done more with that scene though. Very good film.
>>>>>>>>>> Disturbing though.
>>>>>>>>> A reflection of the times.
>>>>>>>> And as with so many things - it was the fault of us British! It seemed
>>>>>>>> that at that time, our government was intent on arranging for the Arabs
>>>>>>>> to finish what hitler had started. Disgusting!
>>>>>>> And the fighting is still going on...
>>>>>> Yup. And to so many people, including our estate manager BTW, Israel is
>>>>>> the one country on the entire planet that is not entitled to defend
>>>>>> itself! Also disgusting.
>>>>> It was the Yom Kippur war where everyone repented their actions.
>>>> The holiest day there is and the Arabs took advantage of it! Again,
>>>> disgusting.
>>> Yu should have seen them purim back into their own country.
>> Esther least they could have done.
>> The fight for Sinai got a bit fraught though.
> It certainly was no easter egg hunt...
I doubt if either side celebrated Easter.
"There is a green hill far away without a city wall" indeed.
Did all the other green hills in the vicinity have city walls around them then?
> In article <Hacos.303449$pg2.282...@fx18.am4>,
>>>>>>>>>> REFREN
>>>>>>>>>> Chickens, oy est nit chickens
>>>>>>>>>> Tsum oylem habo zolst di zey nit shikn.
>>>>>>>>>> Hot rakhmones af der feygl,
>>>>>>>>>> Loz es lebn, est a beygl.
>>>>>>>>>> Nit chicken, oy est nit chicken.
>>>>>>>>>> Heynekh Sapoznik
>>>>>>>>> We have gone from soup to your going nuts....
>>>>>>>> I don't have any going nuts. They both stay where they are.
>>>>>>> Phil and Bert also agree with me.
>>>>>> Congrailutations!
>>>>>> Does Cam and Bert agree with you? Orrible stuf
>>>>> Not according to Hazel...
>>>> Well I can only say Hazeltov!
>>> Witch?
>> I haven't seen her mentioned in Dybbuk.
> You haveto look in dybbuk of knowledge...
That got buried in the rubble of the Gnosos of Rhodes didden tit?
> In article <sfTms.410034$EF4.289...@fx23.am4>,
> Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bill Yard:If use mice tails for cue sticks what about the ratked balls.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hair Herr.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, do you want mo-hair?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you want no-hair?? It's a depilitating condition that comes to most
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of us. And you can't get more cilia than that! - or less!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A dis-tress-full thought.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bang on, there!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You wear bangs?
>>>>>>>>>>>> No. I said 'bangs'! There's a subtle difference.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyway - not enough hair there, so I have the opposite. I wear it
>>>>>>>>>>>> back-swept. Damned difficult combing yer hair with a broom though. The
>>>>>>>>>>>> handle keeps breaking the light bulb!
>>>>>>>>>>> And possibly whisk away what ever you have left...
>>>>>>>>>> Oh I lose a good comb full a day now. Gets everywhere it does, making my
>>>>>>>>>> vacuum cleaner suffer from fur balls and cry out to me with a whole load
>>>>>>>>>> of fur ball abuse!! Still - it's nature, so I should worry?
>>>>>>>>> And what about the dust bunnies?
>>>>>>>> In here, they're big enough to bust dunnies!
>>>>>>> And you are bosom buddies I suppose.
>>>>>> Nope. But I did see a horse being led with a busenhalter the other day!
>>>>> He was in his cups?!?!?
>>>> And saucers, with a casserole dish for a hat.
>>> And not his usual lampshade?
>> One of Mrs. Mainwaring's creations?
>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Love_of_Three_Oranges_%28Dad%27s_Arm... > A real snow job.
> In article <yocos.359769$A%.251...@fx26.am4>,
> Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terabytes of trouble coming this way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mastadon'd his cloak and dagger, eh?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He has a mammoth job ahead.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So did the ancient elephants have better memory than the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> supercomputers of today?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a hard tusk ahead of us before matching it..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The teradon had the greatest capacity known.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That gag is a real old one..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can yer still smell whoever wore it last?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> exabyte me, broad.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If exabyte you, they must come from some real aggressive hens!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hecto all that bull.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Zeess eess intorrolable signor!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> But still a yotta bull.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Somebody stole my matador once. I haven't bothered to put another one
>>>>>>>>>>>> out there since.
>>>>>>>>>>> You could not corrida it off?
>>>>>>>>>> It wasn't in a corrida. It was on the lamb ding!
>>>>>>>>> But any lamb-ding you can walk away from....
>>>>>>>> No need. We got an alleviator that goes up and down!
>>>>>>>> It alleviates VAT of the feet. Vear And Tear!
>>>>>>> I'll ask her later how well you did.
>>>>>> Who? There's no-one on my staircase who I know anymore? They're nice
>>>>>> enough but we no longer have the old community spirit. I think the
>>>>>> people downstairs drank it all!
>>>>> The real reason you quit drinking....
>>>> Nope. If *you* were rushed to hospital with your life in danger or the
>>>> possibility of serious brain damage and a top hæmatolgist told you to
>>>> stop drinking or else, wouldn't you?
>>> But you would have nothing to loose.
>> Myyyy present lifestyle is far more precious to me than gold or platinum
>> - or even computer printer ink!!!
> And that stuff is expensive...
Have a look at the price of a set of cartridges for the new Canon monster of an A3+ one . . .
I wanted one of those until I saw that! £224.52!!!!
The EEC at least should legislate on such rip-offs!
It'd be far cheaper to wait for 3rd party inks to come out and buy one of those colour calibrator thingeys - although I don't like the idea of a plastic cod-piece hanging over my monitor!
> In article <Urcos.3$kt...@fx08.am4>, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terabytes of trouble coming this way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mastadon'd his cloak and dagger, eh?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He has a mammoth job ahead.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So did the ancient elephants have better memory than the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> supercomputers of today?!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a hard tusk ahead of us before matching it..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The teradon had the greatest capacity known.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That gag is a real old one..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can yer still smell whoever wore it last?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> exabyte me, broad.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If exabyte you, they must come from some real aggressive hens!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hecto all that bull.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Zeess eess intorrolable signor!
>>>>>>>>>>>> But still a yotta bull.
>>>>>>>>>>> Roast it on a spit. A yotta bull you'll never get!
>>>>>>>>>> You do seem to have a corner on the market for that.
>>>>>>>>> And there's also a profession that has coronered the market on
>>>>>>>>> investigating stiffs!
>>>>>>>> Drunk at the starting gate,and lactic cramp out before qualifying.
>>>>>> Not me. I see sport for what it truly is, and therefore I utterly loathe
>>>>>> it - er - except for snooker!
>>>>> Which you play for table stakes?
>>>> Narr. Table lentil rissoles!
>>>> Just steak-erred to me: Snooker: An Orthodox dog!
>>>> (Noah fence!)
>>> Railing about it will not help.
>> I choose not to 'N' Gauge in replying to such off-fence-sieve remarks!
> Trying to be sive-ilized for a change?
> In article <Ntcos.4$kt...@fx08.am4>, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> But still a yotta bull.
>>>>>>>>>> Roast it on a spit. A yotta bull you'll never get!
>>>>>>>>> You do seem to have a corner on the market for that.
>>>>>>>> And there's also a profession that has coronered the market on
>>>>>>>> investigating stiffs!
>>>>>>> How drunk do you have to get before qualifying?
>>>>>> I have no intension of qualifying, fan queue very much! One sub-dural
>>>>>> h matoma was enough!
>>>>> No more skull-duggery?
>>>> You're not gonna believe this. I've got Antiques Roadshow on TV and
>>>> someone had brought along a set of antique surgical instruments and just
>>>> as I read your reply, the presenter began explaining the use of a
>>>> Trepanning tool. Real skullduggery! And the set has been valued at
>>>> 2,000. Not bad.
>>> Did you volunteer to try it out?
>> It was on TV. I wasn't. I was in front of one.
> The boob tube with no boobs on it.
Narr. And it's a boob 22" LCD panel. To thin to sit on!
Not worth buying anything larger because around 98% of the programmes on Freeview are so dire!!
Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> But still a yotta bull.
> >>>>>>>>>> Roast it on a spit. A yotta bull you'll never get!
> >>>>>>>>> You do seem to have a corner on the market for that.
> >>>>>>>> And there's also a profession that has coronered the market on
> >>>>>>>> investigating stiffs!
> >>>>>>> How drunk do you have to get before qualifying?
> >>>>>> I have no intension of qualifying, fan queue very much! One sub-dural
> >>>>>> hæmatoma was enough!
> >>>>> No more skull-duggery?
> >>>> You're not gonna believe this. I've got Antiques Roadshow on TV and
> >>>> someone had brought along a set of antique surgical instruments and just
> >>>> as I read your reply, the presenter began explaining the use of a
> >>>> Trepanning tool. Real skullduggery! And the set has been valued at
> >>>> £2,000. Not bad.
> >>> Did you volunteer to try it out?
> >> It was on TV. I wasn't. I was in front of one.
> > The boob tube with no boobs on it.
> Narr. And it's a boob 22" LCD panel. To thin to sit on!
Sounds like torture...
-- Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."
Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>> It alleviates VAT of the feet. Vear And Tear!
> >>>>>>> I'll ask her later how well you did.
> >>>>>> Who? There's no-one on my staircase who I know anymore? They're nice
> >>>>>> enough but we no longer have the old community spirit. I think the
> >>>>>> people downstairs drank it all!
> >>>>> The real reason you quit drinking....
> >>>> Nope. If *you* were rushed to hospital with your life in danger or the
> >>>> possibility of serious brain damage and a top hæmatolgist told you to
> >>>> stop drinking or else, wouldn't you?
> >>> But you would have nothing to loose.
> >> Myyyy present lifestyle is far more precious to me than gold or platinum
> >> - or even computer printer ink!!!
> > And that stuff is expensive...
> Have a look at the price of a set of cartridges for the new Canon > monster of an A3+ one . . .
> I wanted one of those until I saw that! £224.52!!!!
> The EEC at least should legislate on such rip-offs!
Its an old marketing tactic, Same as with razors.
Sell the handles (printers) at cost and make make money on the blades (ink)...
-- Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."
Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >> When people were poor because of gross Capitalist exploitation, these
> >> were the two most expensive items of clothing. Hence, amongst the
> >> majority of the POP!ulation, those were indeed a novelty.
> >> The only novelty regarding clothes these days is, the money-grubbing
> >> bastard manufacturers make the shmutter so damned thin, it's not worth
> >> spending £400 on an overcoat. Thermals and nice thick pullovers
> >> (sweaters) are much cheaper.
> >> And if your pullovers get caught in the thermals, you suddenly get a
> >> nice involuntary aerial view of Oxford Street!
> > And see where the riseing profits go..
> Into thin hair! :o)
> <shocking shopping history>
> Marks & Spensive and John Lewis. The two best stores down there.
Also the only two stores down there.
-- Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."
Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, its does like garlic....
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> An Italian parrot?? When it sees a bird of prey, does it fly backwards?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Depends on if it is prey ing or praying.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was thin king about those Iyytalian WW2 tanks that had one forward
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> gear and 15 reverse ones!!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Tread lightly, they carry knives...
> >>>>>>>>>>>> And plant mines! And yourses! So don't be heavy-footed in the desert or
> >>>>>>>>>>>> you'll be de-feeted! In the desert, you gotta know what you're Dune!
> >>>>>>>>>>> Get Frank Herbert to spice it up for you.
> >>>>>>>>>> Shy Halud does that, when it's not too Shy to surface!
> >>>>>>>>> Any relation to Shy-lock Holmes?
> >>>>>>>> I don't really think that Shylock Holmes was anything up to half a mile
> >>>>>>>> long with a mouth 100ft in diameter with thousands of razor sharp teeths
> >>>>>>>> I think the other residents etc. of Baker Street would have noticed!
> >>>>>>> I really don't see just watson your mind!
> >>>>>> It's that Moray Hearty yoo gotta worry about. Eel give you a very nasty
> >>>>>> bite!
> >>>>> And adler your brains.
> >>>> Larry Adler drove a harmony car!
> >>> Till they carriaged him off to the morgue...
> >> On a bicycle maid for two? - driven via a daisy-chain?
I remember them from the old Ed Sullivan Show also
Senor Wences and his man in a box
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AaIDmiFXmo -- Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."
Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> On 12/11/2012 21:57, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> > In article <Urcos.3$kt...@fx08.am4>, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Terabytes of trouble coming this way.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mastadon'd his cloak and dagger, eh?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He has a mammoth job ahead.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So did the ancient elephants have better memory than the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> supercomputers of today?!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a hard tusk ahead of us before matching it..
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The teradon had the greatest capacity known.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That gag is a real old one..
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can yer still smell whoever wore it last?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> exabyte me, broad.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If exabyte you, they must come from some real aggressive hens!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hecto all that bull.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Zeess eess intorrolable signor!
> >>>>>>>>>>>> But still a yotta bull.
> >>>>>>>>>>> Roast it on a spit. A yotta bull you'll never get!
> >>>>>>>>>> You do seem to have a corner on the market for that.
> >>>>>>>>> And there's also a profession that has coronered the market on
> >>>>>>>>> investigating stiffs!
> >>>>>>>> Drunk at the starting gate,and lactic cramp out before qualifying.
> >>>>>> Not me. I see sport for what it truly is, and therefore I utterly loathe
> >>>>>> it - er - except for snooker!
> >>>>> Which you play for table stakes?
> >>>> Narr. Table lentil rissoles!
> >>>> Just steak-erred to me: Snooker: An Orthodox dog!
> >>>> (Noah fence!)
> >>> Railing about it will not help.
> >> I choose not to 'N' Gauge in replying to such off-fence-sieve remarks!
> > Trying to be sive-ilized for a change?
> B C Ville iced?
> Quite a riddle.
DOn't strain yourself.
-- Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."
Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> No. I said 'bangs'! There's a subtle difference.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Anyway - not enough hair there, so I have the opposite. I wear it
> >>>>>>>>>>>> back-swept. Damned difficult combing yer hair with a broom though. The
> >>>>>>>>>>>> handle keeps breaking the light bulb!
> >>>>>>>>>>> And possibly whisk away what ever you have left...
> >>>>>>>>>> Oh I lose a good comb full a day now. Gets everywhere it does, making my
> >>>>>>>>>> vacuum cleaner suffer from fur balls and cry out to me with a whole load
> >>>>>>>>>> of fur ball abuse!! Still - it's nature, so I should worry?
> >>>>>>>>> And what about the dust bunnies?
> >>>>>>>> In here, they're big enough to bust dunnies!
> >>>>>>> And you are bosom buddies I suppose.
> >>>>>> Nope. But I did see a horse being led with a busenhalter the other day!
> >>>>> He was in his cups?!?!?
> >>>> And saucers, with a casserole dish for a hat.
> >>> And not his usual lampshade?
> >> One of Mrs. Mainwaring's creations?
> >> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Love_of_Three_Oranges_%28Dad%27s_Arm... > > A real snow job.
> Narr. It was Polly's tyre, Rene.
She could not change the tire herself?
-- Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."
Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Yers. He puts it in his petrol tank too. You should see that 'S' car go!
> >>>>>>>>>>> That could make things very sticky...
> >>>>>>>>>> Which things??
> >>>>>>>>> Do I really have to put a finger on it?
> >>>>>>>> It'd be a very disarming experience - because I'd tear yer arm off if
> >>>>>>>> yer did!!
> >>>>>>> Not that I would want to, they don't have shots for what you have...
> >>>>>> Don't need em. Warfarin, Penicillin, Simvastatin, SotaLOL and Alfuzosin
> >>>>>> tablets keep everything nicely under control.
> >>>>> Anything that bites you dies a horrible death...
> >>>> But at least you can be sure that anything I bite does definitely not
> >>>> come from any sentient creature that has also died a horrible death!
> >>> That lets out road kill...
> >> I don't eat roads. They break your teeth and I can't afford to avenue
> >> set yet.
> > As fault has to be put on someone, you are handy..
> Nope. I am Nemo.
Living in that rather bleak house of yours.
-- Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."
Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Got something in his eye, didn't he?? A piece of Exodust?
> >>>>>>>>>>> No, she hit him there after he tried to hustle her out of there.
> >>>>>>>>>> Iyyy thought that scene was of him taking the piss out of an
> >>>>>>>>>> antischematic British officer who'd said he could tell a Jewish person
> >>>>>>>>>> by the eyes, so Newman pretended to have something in his eye and got
> >>>>>>>>>> this bastard idiot officer to try and see it - really close
> >>>>>>>>>> They could have done more with that scene though. Very good film.
> >>>>>>>>>> Disturbing though.
> >>>>>>>>> A reflection of the times.
> >>>>>>>> And as with so many things - it was the fault of us British! It seemed
> >>>>>>>> that at that time, our government was intent on arranging for the Arabs
> >>>>>>>> to finish what hitler had started. Disgusting!
> >>>>>>> And the fighting is still going on...
> >>>>>> Yup. And to so many people, including our estate manager BTW, Israel is
> >>>>>> the one country on the entire planet that is not entitled to defend
> >>>>>> itself! Also disgusting.
> >>>>> It was the Yom Kippur war where everyone repented their actions.
> >>>> The holiest day there is and the Arabs took advantage of it! Again,
> >>>> disgusting.
> >>> Yu should have seen them purim back into their own country.
> >> Esther least they could have done.
> >> The fight for Sinai got a bit fraught though.
> > It certainly was no easter egg hunt...
> I doubt if either side celebrated Easter.
It was not an easter/or question.
-- Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."
> >>>>>>>>>> Chickens, oy est nit chickens
> >>>>>>>>>> Tsum oylem habo zolst di zey nit shikn.
> >>>>>>>>>> Hot rakhmones af der feygl,
> >>>>>>>>>> Loz es lebn, est a beygl.
> >>>>>>>>>> Nit chicken, oy est nit chicken.
> >>>>>>>>>> Heynekh Sapoznik
> >>>>>>>>> We have gone from soup to your going nuts....
> >>>>>>>> I don't have any going nuts. They both stay where they are.
> >>>>>>> Phil and Bert also agree with me.
> >>>>>> Congrailutations!
> >>>>>> Does Cam and Bert agree with you? Orrible stuf
> >>>>> Not according to Hazel...
> >>>> Well I can only say Hazeltov!
> >>> Witch?
> >> I haven't seen her mentioned in Dybbuk.
> > You haveto look in dybbuk of knowledge...
> That got buried in the rubble of the Gnosos of Rhodes didden tit?
Count on you to take the Rhode to ruin...
-- Michael LeVine - mlev...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."
> In article <LXaos.20682$GX.6...@fx01.am4>, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> I'm on the left coast, well away from it.
>>>>>>>> Good. It looks like you're very lucky!
>>>>>>> Except for the relatives back there who will soon be hounding me for money...
>>>>>> Yes. There is that. Still (and this isn't really intended as a pun)
>>>>>> blood is thicker than water.
>>>>> So they keep telling me...
>>>> Tell em that therefore you can give em more water than blood in any
>>>> period of time because the water flows more rapidly.
>>> It will take me a while to drink all that in..
>> Pretend its Boar-bonn.
> More like boar-ing..
In that case (a case of boar-bonn? Hmmmmm!) I'll get on with up low ding my latest pics to the PC from my nuke hammerer!
> In article <lybps.512217$vW7.85...@fx19.am4>,
> Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> I see, cute....
>>>>>>>> BLX was once used as part of UK car registration numbers. I'd always
>>>>>>>> said that if I won the lottery or suchlike, I'd find an old car with a
>>>>>>>> reg number such as 25 BLX, buy it and fit a small extra plate at the end
>>>>>>>> of it bearing a large exclamation mark!
>>>>>>> More like a question mark as to how you cheated...
>>>>>> No cheating. There are companies who will track down cars with reg marks
>>>>>> for people and buy em off the owners at a fair price. Once you own such
>>>>>> a car, you can quite legally get the reg number transferred to your own car.
>>>>> Another BLXck mark on your reputation.
>>>> My reputation? It's pretty good amongst all my honest neighbours and
>>>> acquaintances with not a blxck mark in sight! I don't have colleagues
>>>> these days because I don't have to work anymore. :o)))))))) HOORAY!!
>>> You have honest neighbors?!
>> Certainly. Remember. I'm in the UK. We're allowed such luxuries over here.
> So they use you as the local bad example....
