Pun Equation

[limericksmirkus blog]

Pun is meant = Punishment

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<a4887a80-872b-48a7...@z22g2000prd.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:

> Pun is meant = Punishment

To quote John S. Crosbie
"A day without puns is like a day without sunshine - there is gloom for improvement"
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

[Don Stockbauer]

On Nov 14, 12:46 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <a4887a80-872b-48a7-b607-5410619a6...@z22g2000prd.googlegroups.com>,

>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>
> > Pun is meant = Punishment
>
> To quote John S. Crosbie
> "A day without puns is like a day without sunshine - there is gloom for improvement"

Pun Equation

E = Pun * c **2

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<a49d32e0-4d2e-4e5c...@x8g2000yql.googlegroups.com>,

Do you think that will add more energy to this thread?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <6mb5c7dv16loq66ov...@4ax.com>,
Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevine...@redshift.com> found these unused words:

> > Don Stockbauer <donsto...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> On Nov 14, 12:46 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>

> >> >  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > Pun is meant = Punishment
> >> >
> >> > To quote John S. Crosbie
> >> > "A day without puns is like a day without sunshine - there is gloom for improvement"
> >>
> >> Pun Equation
> >>
> >> E = Pun * c **2
> >
> >Do you think that will add more energy to this thread?
>

> "A 'Tom' bomb!", Ken said explosively.

Don't be so incendiary.

[Don Stockbauer]

On Nov 15, 12:39 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <6mb5c7dv16loq66ov75l6llp4mtbrnu...@4ax.com>,
>  Sir F. A. Rien <jaSP...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com> found these unused words:

> > > Don Stockbauer <donstockba...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > >> On Nov 14, 12:46 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
> > >> >  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>
> > >> > > Pun is meant = Punishment
>
> > >> > To quote John S. Crosbie
> > >> > "A day without puns is like a day without sunshine - there is gloom for improvement"
>
> > >> Pun Equation
>
> > >> E = Pun * c **2
>
> > >Do you think that will add more energy to this thread?
>
> > "A 'Tom' bomb!", Ken said explosively.
>
> Don't be so incendiary.
> --

Send who in to do what???

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<6c5c1aef-cfb1-4c00...@4g2000yqu.googlegroups.com>,

Bombed again? You better lay off that stuff.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <slp7c711blvlqb2di...@4ax.com>,

Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevine...@redshift.com> found these unused words:

> > Don Stockbauer <donsto...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> On Nov 15, 12:39 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>

> >> >  Sir F. A. Rien <jaSP...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> >> > > "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com> found these unused words:
> >> > > > Don Stockbauer <donstockba...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> > > >> On Nov 14, 12:46 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
> >> > > >> >  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > >> > > Pun is meant = Punishment
> >> >
> >> > > >> > To quote John S. Crosbie
> >> > > >> > "A day without puns is like a day without sunshine - there is gloom for improvement"
> >> >
> >> > > >> Pun Equation
> >> > > >> E = Pun * c **2
> >> >
> >> > > >Do you think that will add more energy to this thread?
> >> >
> >> > > "A 'Tom' bomb!", Ken said explosively.
> >> >
> >> > Don't be so incendiary.
> >>

> >> Send who in to do what???
> >
> >Bombed again? You better lay off that stuff.
>

> More like 'Word Splay'.

Are you trying to create a boom in its usage?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <bugac79a1gb48bhbd...@4ax.com>,

Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevine...@redshift.com> found these unused words:
> > Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> >> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevine...@redshift.com> found these unused words:
> >> > Don Stockbauer <donsto...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> On Nov 15, 12:39 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
> >> >> >  Sir F. A. Rien <jaSP...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> >> >> > > "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com> found these unused words:
> >> >> > > > Don Stockbauer <donstockba...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> > > >> On Nov 14, 12:46 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
> >> >> > > >> >  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> > > >> > > Pun is meant = Punishment
> >> >> >
> >> >> > > >> > To quote John S. Crosbie
> >> >> > > >> > "A day without puns is like a day without sunshine - there is gloom for improvement"
> >> >> >
> >> >> > > >> Pun Equation
> >> >> > > >> E = Pun * c **2
> >> >> >
> >> >> > > >Do you think that will add more energy to this thread?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > > "A 'Tom' bomb!", Ken said explosively.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Don't be so incendiary.
> >> >>
> >> >> Send who in to do what???
> >> >
> >> >Bombed again? You better lay off that stuff.
> >>
> >> More like 'Word Splay'.
> >
> >Are you trying to create a boom in its usage?
>

> IE'D never step on your mine'd!

I see for you bad times ahead.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <tc2dc7p948evu6s95...@4ax.com>,

> .. and for you "Work Wanted" on your bag ad.

You need to count to TEN before saying such things

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <0lmfc7t9f2k9g6ci4...@4ax.com>,

> Einz, Zwei, Drei, Fier ... foomph - you're done.

You should have WRAN for cover.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <veaic79qd8s3hpk21...@4ax.com>,

> So that swatch sticker out of yer butt.

I need to take you azide and explain some things to you.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <evvkc79c09ru38arf...@4ax.com>,

> Seems you have feet of claymore and more ...

Are you shapeing up for a charge?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <jvnnc79d2qut3f7dd...@4ax.com>,

Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevine...@redshift.com> found these unused words:

> > Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> More like 'Word Splay'.
> >> >> >> >> >> >Are you trying to create a boom in its usage?
> >> >> >> >> >> IE'D never step on your mine'd!
> >> >> >> >> >I see for you bad times ahead.
> >> >> >> >> .. and for you "Work Wanted" on your bag ad.
> >> >> >> >You need to count to TEN before saying such things
> >> >> >> Einz, Zwei, Drei, Fier ... foomph - you're done.
> >> >> >You should have WRAN for cover.
> >> >> So that swatch sticker out of yer butt.
> >> >I need to take you azide and explain some things to you.
> >> Seems you have feet of claymore and more ...
> >Are you shapeing up for a charge?

> I'll trump et anytime!

The investigation has come into shape, charges will soon follow.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <0n8qc7tsfl950ruul...@4ax.com>,

Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevine...@redshift.com> found these unused words:
> > Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> >> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevine...@redshift.com> found these unused words:
> >> > Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> More like 'Word Splay'.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Are you trying to create a boom in its usage?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> IE'D never step on your mine'd!
> >> >> >> >> >> >I see for you bad times ahead.
> >> >> >> >> >> .. and for you "Work Wanted" on your bag ad.
> >> >> >> >> >You need to count to TEN before saying such things
> >> >> >> >> Einz, Zwei, Drei, Fier ... foomph - you're done.
> >> >> >> >You should have WRAN for cover.
> >> >> >> So that swatch sticker out of yer butt.
> >> >> >I need to take you azide and explain some things to you.
> >> >> Seems you have feet of claymore and more ...
> >> >Are you shapeing up for a charge?
> >> I'll trump et anytime!
> >The investigation has come into shape, charges will soon follow.

> Yer mine, all mine!

You liked my naval maneuvers?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <g90tc7tfp07rqc9me...@4ax.com>,

Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevine...@redshift.com> found these unused words:
> > Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> >> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevine...@redshift.com> found these unused words:
> >> > Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> >> >> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevine...@redshift.com> found these unused words:
> >> >> > Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> More like 'Word Splay'.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Are you trying to create a boom in its usage?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> IE'D never step on your mine'd!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I see for you bad times ahead.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> .. and for you "Work Wanted" on your bag ad.
> >> >> >> >> >> >You need to count to TEN before saying such things
> >> >> >> >> >> Einz, Zwei, Drei, Fier ... foomph - you're done.
> >> >> >> >> >You should have WRAN for cover.
> >> >> >> >> So that swatch sticker out of yer butt.
> >> >> >> >I need to take you azide and explain some things to you.
> >> >> >> Seems you have feet of claymore and more ...
> >> >> >Are you shapeing up for a charge?
> >> >> I'll trump et anytime!
> >> >The investigation has come into shape, charges will soon follow.
> >> Yer mine, all mine!
> >You liked my naval maneuvers?

> Just pull the Hood down ... again!

A sweeping inditement.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <t562d79bf2k6h0dkj...@4ax.com>,

> U-Boat missed the point.

Are you trying to torpedo my argument?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <djp4d7lnpbd9ubtri...@4ax.com>,

> Knowing yer outta yer depth ... charge!

Time to take shell-ter.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <hof7d79t8in7114ds...@4ax.com>,

> Mortar help my side then.

Why do you keep trying to bombard me with irrelevancies?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <sc5ad7p9r1evu59dp...@4ax.com>,

> You think I should try bouchets of roses then?

Are you changeing your methods from ex-torsion?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <qmrcd79hdooeivcsc...@4ax.com>,

> That's a Big 10 for you!

If it makes you cross, bow to the inevitable.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <ecjfd75n38dpqkjt1...@4ax.com>,

Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevine...@redshift.com> found these unused words:

> > Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >You need to count to TEN before saying such things
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Einz, Zwei, Drei, Fier ... foomph - you're done.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >You should have WRAN for cover.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> So that swatch sticker out of yer butt.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I need to take you azide and explain some things to you.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Seems you have feet of claymore and more ...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Are you shapeing up for a charge?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I'll trump et anytime!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >The investigation has come into shape, charges will soon follow.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Yer mine, all mine!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >You liked my naval maneuvers?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Just pull the Hood down ... again!
> >> >> >> >> >> >A sweeping inditement.
> >> >> >> >> >> U-Boat missed the point.
> >> >> >> >> >Are you trying to torpedo my argument?
> >> >> >> >> Knowing yer outta yer depth ... charge!
> >> >> >> >Time to take shell-ter.
> >> >> >> Mortar help my side then.
> >> >> >Why do you keep trying to bombard me with irrelevancies?
> >> >> You think I should try bouchets of roses then?
> >> >Are you changeing your methods from ex-torsion?
> >> That's a Big 10 for you!
> >If it makes you cross, bow to the inevitable.

> Yankee seige, Yankee II !

Run out of ideas so you are chunking the thread!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <ll1id7hl8bsndeu7c...@4ax.com>,

> Suggested by my plump kin ...

Were you badly squashed when he sat on you?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <rjnkd71tt0eq2tgvt...@4ax.com>,

> It's casaba mistaken impression.

Then why are you so melon-colly?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <iucnd753m5d2to2n8...@4ax.com>,

> 'Cause my honeydew list is too long!

Well, straighten up before you fall over.

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Dec 5, 3:24 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <iucnd753m5d2to2n8mmu632sir1fe15...@4ax.com>,
>  Sir F. A. Rien <jaSP...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com> found these unused words:
> > > Sir F. A. Rien <jaSP...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> > >> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com> found these unused words:
> > >> > Sir F. A. Rien <jaSP...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> > >> >> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com> found these unused words:
> > >> >> > Sir F. A. Rien <jaSP...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> > >> >> >> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com> found these unused words:

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
> All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee

> and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Seeds of discontinent

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<fdcc4727-ea69-470b...@b20g2000pro.googlegroups.com>,

> Seeds of discontinent

A kernel of truth there.

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Dec 25, 9:12 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <fdcc4727-ea69-470b-a066-7656cddc1...@b20g2000pro.googlegroups.com>,

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue

> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

Appletly seed to the core.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<f6bf78b9-bfc9-43b3...@d6g2000pra.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >You liked my naval maneuvers?
> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Just pull the Hood down ... again!
> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >A sweeping inditement.
> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> U-Boat missed the point.
> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Are you trying to torpedo my argument?
> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Knowing yer outta yer depth ... charge!
> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Time to take shell-ter.
> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >> Mortar help my side then.
> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >Why do you keep trying to bombard me with irrelevancies?
> > > > > >> >> >> >> >> You think I should try bouchets of roses then?
> > > > > >> >> >> >> >Are you changeing your methods from ex-torsion?
> > > > > >> >> >> >> That's a Big 10 for you!
> > > > > >> >> >> >If it makes you cross, bow to the inevitable.
> > > > > >> >> >> Yankee seige, Yankee II !
> > > > > >> >> >Run out of ideas so you are chunking the thread!
> > > > > >> >> Suggested by my plump kin ...
> > > > > >> >Were you badly squashed when he sat on you?
> > > > > >> It's casaba mistaken impression.
> > > > > >Then why are you so melon-colly?
> > > > > 'Cause my honeydew list is too long!
> > > > Well, straighten up before you fall over.
> > > Seeds of discontinent
> > A kernel of truth there.

> Appletly seed to the core.

Nuts to that.

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Dec 26, 12:05 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <f6bf78b9-bfc9-43b3-82cf-96f35c07a...@d6g2000pra.googlegroups.com>,

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue

> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

.....which he seed in his trail mix.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<42e7794d-970b-435e...@f30g2000pri.googlegroups.com>,

> .....which he seed in his trail mix.

This is not a old movie cereal...

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Dec 26, 12:17 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <42e7794d-970b-435e-9513-5c6d87152...@f30g2000pri.googlegroups.com>,

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue

> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

....is why it got mixed refuse.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<a4d72940-a566-4a1a...@b14g2000prn.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Knowing yer outta yer depth ... charge!
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Time to take shell-ter.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >> Mortar help my side then.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >> >Why do you keep trying to bombard me with irrelevancies?
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >> You think I should try bouchets of roses then?
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> >Are you changeing your methods from ex-torsion?
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >> That's a Big 10 for you!
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> >If it makes you cross, bow to the inevitable.
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >> Yankee seige, Yankee II !
> > > > > > > > > >> >> >Run out of ideas so you are chunking the thread!
> > > > > > > > > >> >> Suggested by my plump kin ...
> > > > > > > > > >> >Were you badly squashed when he sat on you?
> > > > > > > > > >> It's casaba mistaken impression.
> > > > > > > > > >Then why are you so melon-colly?
> > > > > > > > > 'Cause my honeydew list is too long!
> > > > > > > > Well, straighten up before you fall over.
> > > > > > > Seeds of discontinent
> > > > > > A kernel of truth there.
> > > > > Appletly seed to the core.
> > > > Nuts to that.
> > > .....which he seed in his trail mix.
> > This is not a old movie cereal...

> ....is why it got mixed refuse.

That is a load of garbage.

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <ak8hf715jqt3g0qj1...@4ax.com>,

Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevine...@redshift.com> found these unused words:

> So scow down!
I am getting wherry of this, perhaps something lighter..

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Dec 27, 12:50 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <ak8hf715jqt3g0qj1c7ejovucbjg3lu...@4ax.com>,

>  Sir F. A. Rien <jaSP...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>

> > "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com> found these unused words:

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue

> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

You can try the lighter in the methane section of the septic tank!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<00263209-e504-47a6...@e8g2000prb.googlegroups.com>,

> You can try the lighter in the methane section of the septic tank!

I reservoir my opinion on that.

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <l2gpf791p6hi9jc6d...@4ax.com>,

Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevine...@redshift.com> found these unused words:

> He's more concerned with his pumping chambers.
He is very effuent in his praise.

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Dec 30, 4:07 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <l2gpf791p6hi9jc6dcr1ct3qm7d7m2s...@4ax.com>,

>  Sir F. A. Rien <jaSP...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>

> > "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com> found these unused words:

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue

> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

He shall be flatulent for the rest of his days.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<c3a8e865-9fcf-4f45...@r13g2000prr.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > >> > > >> > > > > > > > > >Then why are you so melon-colly?
> > > >> > > >> > > > > > > > > 'Cause my honeydew list is too long!
> > > >> > > >> > > > > > > > Well, straighten up before you fall over.
> > > >> > > >> > > > > > > Seeds of discontinent
> > > >> > > >> > > > > > A kernel of truth there.
> > > >> > > >> > > > > Appletly seed to the core.
> > > >> > > >> > > > Nuts to that.
> > > >> > > >> > > .....which he seed in his trail mix.
> > > >> > > >> > This is not a old movie cereal...
> > > >> > > >> ....is why it got mixed refuse.
> > > >> > > >That is a load of garbage.
> > > >> > > So scow down!
> > > >> > I am getting wherry of this, perhaps something lighter..
> > > >> You can try the lighter in the methane section of the septic tank!
> > > >I reservoir my opinion on that.
> > > He's more concerned with his pumping chambers.
> > He is very effuent in his praise.

> He shall be flatulent for the rest of his days.

Tooting your own horn again?

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Dec 30, 6:40 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <c3a8e865-9fcf-4f45-9cbb-00ca7b83a...@r13g2000prr.googlegroups.com>,

>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>
>
>
> > > > >> > > >> > > > > > > > > >Then why are you so melon-colly?
> > > > >> > > >> > > > > > > > > 'Cause my honeydew list is too long!
> > > > >> > > >> > > > > > > > Well, straighten up before you fall over.
> > > > >> > > >> > > > > > > Seeds of discontinent
> > > > >> > > >> > > > > > A kernel of truth there.
> > > > >> > > >> > > > > Appletly seed to the core.
> > > > >> > > >> > > > Nuts to that.
> > > > >> > > >> > > .....which he seed in his trail mix.
> > > > >> > > >> > This is not a old movie cereal...
> > > > >> > > >> ....is why it got mixed refuse.
> > > > >> > > >That is a load of garbage.
> > > > >> > > So scow down!
> > > > >> > I am getting wherry of this, perhaps something lighter..
> > > > >> You can try the lighter in the methane section of the septic tank!
> > > > >I reservoir my opinion on that.
> > > > He's more concerned with his pumping chambers.
> > > He is very effuent in his praise.
> > He shall be flatulent for the rest of his days.
>
> Tooting your own horn again?
> --

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue

> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

It's the only horn I've art.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<e6d594f1-0455-4e24...@t36g2000prj.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:

> > > > > >> > > >> > > > > > > > > >Then why are you so melon-colly?
> > > > > >> > > >> > > > > > > > > 'Cause my honeydew list is too long!
> > > > > >> > > >> > > > > > > > Well, straighten up before you fall over.
> > > > > >> > > >> > > > > > > Seeds of discontinent
> > > > > >> > > >> > > > > > A kernel of truth there.
> > > > > >> > > >> > > > > Appletly seed to the core.
> > > > > >> > > >> > > > Nuts to that.
> > > > > >> > > >> > > .....which he seed in his trail mix.
> > > > > >> > > >> > This is not a old movie cereal...
> > > > > >> > > >> ....is why it got mixed refuse.
> > > > > >> > > >That is a load of garbage.
> > > > > >> > > So scow down!
> > > > > >> > I am getting wherry of this, perhaps something lighter..
> > > > > >> You can try the lighter in the methane section of the septic tank!
> > > > > >I reservoir my opinion on that.
> > > > > He's more concerned with his pumping chambers.
> > > > He is very effuent in his praise.
> > > He shall be flatulent for the rest of his days.
> > Tooting your own horn again?

> It's the only horn I've art.

I draw a different conclusion.

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Dec 30, 10:09 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <e6d594f1-0455-4e24-8102-77e18a36c...@t36g2000prj.googlegroups.com>,

>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > > > > > >> > > >> > > > > > > > > >Then why are you so melon-colly?
> > > > > > >> > > >> > > > > > > > > 'Cause my honeydew list is too long!
> > > > > > >> > > >> > > > > > > > Well, straighten up before you fall over.
> > > > > > >> > > >> > > > > > > Seeds of discontinent
> > > > > > >> > > >> > > > > > A kernel of truth there.
> > > > > > >> > > >> > > > > Appletly seed to the core.
> > > > > > >> > > >> > > > Nuts to that.
> > > > > > >> > > >> > > .....which he seed in his trail mix.
> > > > > > >> > > >> > This is not a old movie cereal...
> > > > > > >> > > >> ....is why it got mixed refuse.
> > > > > > >> > > >That is a load of garbage.
> > > > > > >> > > So scow down!
> > > > > > >> > I am getting wherry of this, perhaps something lighter..
> > > > > > >> You can try the lighter in the methane section of the septic tank!
> > > > > > >I reservoir my opinion on that.
> > > > > > He's more concerned with his pumping chambers.
> > > > > He is very effuent in his praise.
> > > > He shall be flatulent for the rest of his days.
> > > Tooting your own horn again?
> > It's the only horn I've art.
>
> I draw a different conclusion.
> --

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue

> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

I guess you can draw as many horns on me as you can toot.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <8ssrf71o7i7e5rd26...@4ax.com>,
Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:

> limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> found these unused words:

> >On Dec 30, 10:09 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>

> >>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> >>
> >> > > > > > >> > > >> > > > > > > > > >Then why are you so melon-colly?
> >> > > > > > >> > > >> > > > > > > > > 'Cause my honeydew list is too long!
> >> > > > > > >> > > >> > > > > > > > Well, straighten up before you fall over.
> >> > > > > > >> > > >> > > > > > > Seeds of discontinent
> >> > > > > > >> > > >> > > > > > A kernel of truth there.
> >> > > > > > >> > > >> > > > > Appletly seed to the core.
> >> > > > > > >> > > >> > > > Nuts to that.
> >> > > > > > >> > > >> > > .....which he seed in his trail mix.
> >> > > > > > >> > > >> > This is not a old movie cereal...
> >> > > > > > >> > > >> ....is why it got mixed refuse.
> >> > > > > > >> > > >That is a load of garbage.
> >> > > > > > >> > > So scow down!
> >> > > > > > >> > I am getting wherry of this, perhaps something lighter..
> >> > > > > > >> You can try the lighter in the methane section of the septic tank!
> >> > > > > > >I reservoir my opinion on that.
> >> > > > > > He's more concerned with his pumping chambers.
> >> > > > > He is very effuent in his praise.
> >> > > > He shall be flatulent for the rest of his days.
> >> > > Tooting your own horn again?
> >> > It's the only horn I've art.
> >> I draw a different conclusion.

> >I guess you can draw as many horns on me as you can toot.

> Rudy three toot?
Dont blow it by overdoing it.

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[William B. (Billby)]

Blow it sky hi.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <fPqdnZ7OZPJCimPT...@westnet.com.au>,

Is that your emission in life?

[William B. (Billby)]

Can you think of a better porpoise?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <i9qdnUZ6mcZ2hGPT...@westnet.com.au>,

Yes, and you will whale at the length of the list.

[William B. (Billby)]

Better than to blubber.

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Dec 31, 4:37 am, "William B. (Billby)" <willbi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On 31/12/2011 4:19 AM, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>
>
>

> >   "William B. (Billby)"<willbi...@gmail.com>  wrote:

> >> On 31/12/2011 4:05 AM, Michael N. LeVine wrote:

> >>>    "William B. (Billby)"<willbi...@gmail.com>   wrote:
> >>>> On 31/12/2011 2:35 AM, Michael N. LeVine wrote:

> >>>>> In article<8ssrf71o7i7e5rd26delbm2s7qn0e7b...@4ax.com>,
> >>>>>     Sir F. A. Rien<jaSP...@gbr.online.com>    wrote:

> Better than to blubber.- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

I once saw a woman use her vagina to play a horn!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<fc78ad02-7d5b-4a95...@d6g2000pra.googlegroups.com>,

> I once saw a woman use her vagina to play a horn!

How horny was she?

[William B. (Billby)]

She was a real trampet, that she blows.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <u6kuf79brrggcg3d8...@4ax.com>,
Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:

> "William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> found these unused words:

> She has one leg up on most, then.
Sixty nine different ways better.

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Jan 1, 5:56 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <u6kuf79brrggcg3d82uovqc7jigk1vi...@4ax.com>,
>  Sir F. A. Rien <jaSP...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > "William B. (Billby)" <willbi...@gmail.com> found these unused words:

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue

> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

Lickety twit.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<1ebccde2-ee7e-42cd...@b14g2000prn.googlegroups.com>,

> Lickety twit.
Are you a missionary for that point of view?

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <j941g7h3c1dkfpv2f...@4ax.com>,

Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:

> "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevine...@redshift.com> found these unused words:

> Making puns, he's a cunning linguist.
Just what are you positioning yourself for?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <g9r3g71ei222vmcbo...@4ax.com>,

> The lust thrust of the thread?
It has not yet lost its luster.

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Jan 3, 2:06 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <g9r3g71ei222vmcboots81guv9liu8v...@4ax.com>,

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue

> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Waltzing Matilda likes him to thrust her in 3/4 time!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<cbf72826-6c31-4278...@y25g2000prg.googlegroups.com>,

> Waltzing Matilda likes him to thrust her in 3/4 time!

Billy has been hitting the bong too often...

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<c5981c79-cbd0-446f...@37g2000prc.googlegroups.com>,

> ....is why she ended up for Buster.
But has been keaton quiet about it..

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Jan 3, 6:34 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <cbf72826-6c31-4278-b85a-909f16307...@y25g2000prg.googlegroups.com>,

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue

> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

[William B. (Billby)]

I'm Dianne to know, would he in any hall?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <Z7adnSbYnZLfNpnS...@westnet.com.au>,

"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote:

Not until he can monty a defense

[William B. (Billby)]

On 5/01/2012 4:43 AM, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article<Z7adnSbYnZLfNpnS...@westnet.com.au>,

In the halls of monty zoomer?

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Jan 5, 7:52 am, "William B. (Billby)" <willbi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On 5/01/2012 4:43 AM, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>
>
>

> > In article<Z7adnSbYnZLfNpnSnZ2dnUVZ7omdn...@westnet.com.au>,
> >   "William B. (Billby)"<willbi...@gmail.com>  wrote:

>
> >> On 3/01/2012 8:21 PM, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> >>> In article

> >>> <c5981c79-cbd0-446f-bdee-35bb4b6f6...@37g2000prc.googlegroups.com>,

> In the halls of monty zoomer?- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

Some are baby zoomers, others are morte zombies.

[William B. (Billby)]

> Some are baby zoomers, others are morte zombies.

From around the zombiesie?

[limericksmirkus blog]

>  From around the zombiesie?- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

Zombies of Zimbabwe.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<5d2b6446-0c7a-400b...@a11g2000vbz.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Can you think of a better porpoise?
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, and you will whale at the length of the list.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Better than to blubber.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I once saw a woman use her vagina to play a horn!
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How horny was she?
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She was a real trampet, that she blows.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She has one leg up on most, then.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sixty nine different ways better.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lickety twit.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you a missionary for that point of view?
> > >>>>>>>>>>>> Making puns, he's a cunning linguist.
> > >>>>>>>>>>> Just what are you positioning yourself for?
> > >>>>>>>>>> The lust thrust of the thread?
> > >>>>>>>>> It has not yet lost its luster.
> > >>>>>>>> Waltzing Matilda likes him to thrust her in 3/4 time!
> > >>>>>>> Billy has been hitting the bong too often...
> > >>>>>> ....is why she ended up for Buster.
> > >>>>> But has been keaton quiet about it..
> > >>>> I'm Dianne to know, would he in any hall?
> > >>> Not until he can monty a defense
> > >> In the halls of monty zoomer?

> > > Some are baby zoomers, others are morte zombies.
> >  From around the zombiesie?

> Zombies of Zimbabwe.
Of corpse they are...

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Jan 5, 7:32 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <5d2b6446-0c7a-400b-8501-d52636937...@a11g2000vbz.googlegroups.com>,

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue

> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

Zoophilia, Zombiephilia: Atrophiliac a tropic topic.

[William B. (Billby)]

Are you looking for a ghoul friend?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <JqCdnRVHRsmSLJjS...@westnet.com.au>,

"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote:

A fiend in need is ....

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<c8104378-ef17-4681...@d9g2000yqg.googlegroups.com>,

> Zoophilia, Zombiephilia: Atrophiliac a tropic topic.

But hardly a hot tropic with this being an election year.

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Jan 5, 10:30 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <c8104378-ef17-4681-8673-1aea52a6e...@d9g2000yqg.googlegroups.com>,

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue

> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Lection year, schmecktion year, I'd just as soon keep politics out of
puns!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<312a7ff7-5da4-47a6...@24g2000yqi.googlegroups.com>,

> Lection year, schmecktion year, I'd just as soon keep politics out of
> puns!

But as Will Rodgers pointed out, thats the best source of them.

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[William B. (Billby)]

Someone to chill out with.