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Rob Fellowes

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Feb 1, 1995, 4:03:43 PM2/1/95
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Three elderly ladies are sitting on a park bench.
One of them says "It's windy today, isn't it?"
The second one says, "No, I think it's Thursday".
And the third one says, "So am I. Let's go and have a cup of tea."

Boom, boom!


Reproduced by kind permission of:-

The Trustees, National Matchbox Museum, Gants Hill, Essex, UK.

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Rob Fellowes

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Feb 1, 1995, 4:28:01 PM2/1/95
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In article <1...@starblazer.win-uk.net>, Rob Fellowes (star...@starblazer.win-uk.net) writes:
>Three elderly ladies are sitting on a park bench.
>One of them says "It's windy today, isn't it?"
>The second one says, "No, I think it's Thursday".
>And the third one says, "So am I. Let's go and have a cup of tea."
>
>Boom, boom!
>
>
>Reproduced by kind permission of:-
>
>The Trustees, National Matchbox Museum, Gants Hill, Essex, UK.
>
>

You are joking aren't you? Surely everybody knows this joke
predates the invention of matches.

Michael Grimes

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Feb 2, 1995, 5:35:57 PM2/2/95
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In article <1...@starblazer.win-uk.net>,

Rob Fellowes <star...@starblazer.win-uk.net> wrote:
>Three elderly ladies are sitting on a park bench.
>One of them says "It's windy today, isn't it?"
>The second one says, "No, I think it's Thursday".
>And the third one says, "So am I. Let's go and have a cup of tea."
>
>Boom, boom!
>
>
>Reproduced by kind permission of:-
>
>The Trustees, National Matchbox Museum, Gants Hill, Essex, UK.
>
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>
> The same three old ladies were sitting on that same bench when a man came up
and exposed himself!

The first little old lady had a stroke!

The second little old lady had a stroke!


THE THIRD LITTLE OLD LADY COULDN'T QUITE REACH IT!!


>

E.H. Beaumont

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Feb 3, 1995, 9:21:50 AM2/3/95
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In article <1...@starblazer.win-uk.net> star...@starblazer.win-uk.net (Rob Fellowes) writes:
>From: star...@starblazer.win-uk.net (Rob Fellowes)
>Date: Wed, 01 Feb 1995 21:28:01 GMT
>Subject: Re: Retirement Jokes

>
>In article <1...@starblazer.win-uk.net>, Rob Fellowes (star...@starblazer.win-uk.net) writes:
>>Three elderly ladies are sitting on a park bench.
>>One of them says "It's windy today, isn't it?"
>>The second one says, "No, I think it's Thursday".
>>And the third one says, "So am I. Let's go and have a cup of tea."
>>
>>Boom, boom!
>>
>>
>>Reproduced by kind permission of:-
>>
>>The Trustees, National Matchbox Museum, Gants Hill, Essex, UK.
>>
>>

>You are joking aren't you? Surely everybody knows this joke
>predates the invention of matches.

Does that make it a predatory match?

Erik

Jason Holt

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Feb 4, 1995, 2:03:03 AM2/4/95
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: >You are joking aren't you? Surely everybody knows this joke

: >predates the invention of matches.

: Does that make it a predatory match?

Strike this thread before you get flamed! This is a hot topic,
so lighten up.

-J

Adam Bucky

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Feb 4, 1995, 11:41:25 AM2/4/95
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In article <3gv8r7$r...@odin.community.net>, ja...@community.net (Jason
Holt) wrote:

You're Fired.
-A.

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