Pentecost Day Puns
Tim Bruening
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> > > > VAT: Tax on beer.
> > > >
> > > > Hebrew: What a male beer maker did.
> > >
> > > North Semitic: A gove-wearing ancestor of his who used to sail the seas
> > > between the UK and Scandinavia.
> > >
> >
> > Semitic: Jewish parasite (the insect, not the human).
>
> Hmmm. Timmie trying to be PC. I doubt if our cops would have him though.
>
> Anti-Samite-ism: Hatred of a kind of mediæval shmutter.
Semitic: Jewish glove.
Tim Bruening
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> > > > >> > ne...@naughtylass2.wet (nemo) wrote :
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Old MacDonald was dyslexic - E O I O E
> > > > >> > (Billy Colony)
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Silly burger!
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Nemo
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Silly AND stale old burger. You want flies with that ?
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> Don't tell me they've started doing Eccles Cake Burgers!
> > > > >>
> > > > >Nah, they merely signed the Maggot à laCarta.
> > > >
> > > > That was a real quiller.
> > > >
> > > 'Twas a scroll in the park.
> >
> > Scroll Ling: Ancient Chinese document.
>
> Dead C Scrolls: Ancient documents from the future about a long-defunct
>
> computer programming language.
Defunct: Obsolete demon.
nemo
Semi-tic: Half a flea.
Tim Bruening
nemo
Looking at a Waterman writing instrument, a customer was heard to say, "It
looks as if they've designed that Pentecost a hell of a lot of money!"
His son didn't care though. After all - he didn't know the value of money
yet, being only a young Sheaffer!
Tizcir: Hineh 'Alom Shem!
or because I like cats - Al Moggie!
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Sowing: Flying pig.
Sowing: Bird farmer.
Vowing: Bird taking an oath.
Wowing: Bird that impresses.
Yowing: Bird in pain.
Tim Bruening
Analog: Fallen tree that analyzes.
Backlog: Fallen tree queue.
Catalog: Fallen tree cats.
Decalog: 10 fallen trees.
Declass: Demon school.
Tim Bruening
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> > Aglow: One light.
> >
> > Alight: One glow.
> >
> > Attune: One song.
> >
> > Glowing: Shining bird.
> >
> > Wanton: Pale 2,000 pounds.
> >
> > Wasting: Musical landfill, or bees at a landfill.
>
> My time?
Maritime.
Tim Bruening
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> > > > Dreamer: Ocean of fantasies.
> > > >
> > > > Dreaming: Chinese vase of fantasies.
> > > >
> > > > Fanti-sea: Ocean of dreams.
> > > >
> > >
> > > 1/4 puns? OK.
> > >
> > > Does a confectioner who only sells sweets by the half-pound give
> no
> quarter?
> > >
> > > Quarterstaff: Workers after a very nasty accident.
> > >
> > > Hindquarters: Rooms for a female red deer.
> > >
> > > Headquarters: What you sometimes see when you look a contortionist
> in
> the
> > > face.
> > >
> > > Quartermaster: Hotel manager.
> >
> > Quarter Horse: 1/4th of an equine.
> >
> If you're allergic to those, you can get a hacking cough!
>
> Small gangster horse: Shetland Alcaponey!
Melloncollie: A fruit dog.
Tim Bruening
Humoring: Ring that evokes laughter.
Hummer: Ocean of big cars.
Humming: Chinese vase of big cars.
Hummock: Fake big cars.
Jiffy: Price of a jiff.
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Gumbo: Bow that sticks to your hair.
Homer: Ocean of prostitutes.
Homing: Chinese vase of prostitutes.
Hokum: A successful prostitute.
Huffy: Price the Big Bad Wolf charges to blow your house down.
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> > > > >"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
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> > > > >> > ne...@naughtylass2.wet (nemo) wrote :
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Old MacDonald was dyslexic - E O I O E
> > > > >> > (Billy Colony)
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Silly burger!
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Nemo
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Silly AND stale old burger. You want flies with that ?
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> Don't tell me they've started doing Eccles Cake Burgers!
> > > > >>
> > > > >Nah, they merely signed the Maggot � laCarta.
Tim Bruening
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> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4129B3E7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > VAT: Tax on beer.
> > > >
> > > > Hebrew: What a male beer maker did.
> > >
> > > North Semitic: A gove-wearing ancestor of his who used to sail the seas
> > > between the UK and Scandinavia.
> > >
> >
> > Semitic: Jewish parasite (the insect, not the human).
>
> Hmmm. Timmie trying to be PC. I doubt if our cops would have him though.
>
> Anti-Samite-ism: Hatred of a kind of medi�val shmutter.
Semitic: Jewish glove.
Tim Bruening
nemo
>
> Gumbo: Bow that sticks to your hair.
Dumbo: The average inhabitant of London!
You know what we had today? I'll tell you what we had today!
A naked bicycle rally in Hyde Park is what we had today - at the same time
as Trooping the Colour! That's what we had today!
(The riders were naked as well as the bicycles.)
>
> Homer: Ocean of prostitutes.
>
> Homing: Chinese vase of prostitutes.
Ho Migh pee gin: A fowl-tasting spirit invented by a Chnaman.
> Hokum: A successful prostitute.
Should be. She was trained at a semenary!
> Huffy: Price the Big Bad Wolf charges to blow your house down.
We've got devilopers pulling everything down in London in this slump. While
labour and materials are cheap, it's one of the few ways these parasites can
make money out of a recession!
It's der woollufff! It's der woollufff!! . . .
Him: Dat's who it is! It's der woolluff!
Remenber dem?
Nemo.
In 2007, retirement was heaven,
And it's still quite divine in 2009!
I'd be much better off as a fiddling MP,
But graft and corruption are alien to me!
nemo
>
> Humoring: Ring that evokes laughter.
>
> Hummer: Ocean of big cars.
>
> Humming: Chinese vase of big cars.
>
> Hummock: Fake big cars.
Humber: Cold not so big car.
> Jiffy: Price of a jiff.
That's a washing-up liquid. I use Fairy, ducky!
nemo
Yoooo've just postid the same two twice!!
Is this a record?
Eccles: "Oooh! Der harrd one's firsht eh? er . . . No! It's a CD!"
BANG!!!
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
nemo
Has he dick?
nemo
Yewing: JR in pain - and bloody good job!
nemo
Fairy nuff. They usually do come in pairs!
nemo
Or a brother of a parent who can't hear.
nemo
Any times the time for maritime.
Tim Bruening
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> > > > VAT: Tax on beer.
> > > >
> > > > Hebrew: What a male beer maker did.
> > >
> > > North Semitic: A gove-wearing ancestor of his who used to sail the seas
> > > between the UK and Scandinavia.
> > >
> >
> > Semitic: Jewish parasite (the insect, not the human).
>
> Hmmm. Timmie trying to be PC. I doubt if our cops would have him though.
>
Tim Bruening
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TSB
TB
TB
> Pentecost: Over $700 billion a year, more than the next several
> countries combined!
General Chaos, General disaster, Drill Sergent.
TB
Nemo
> Happy Pentecost, a day to celebrate translators!
>