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Barry Manilow's fan club

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Nemo

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Jan 3, 2013, 3:47:18 PM1/3/13
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Barry Manilow's fan club: The Cosa Nostril!
(Bob Monkhouse)

Sir F.A. Rien

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Jan 4, 2013, 11:51:44 AM1/4/13
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>Barry Manilow's fan club: The Cosa Nostril!
>(Bob Monkhouse)
Frankie's Fan Club was the cause of nausea.
[Chip & Dale]

Nemo

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Jan 6, 2013, 2:00:42 PM1/6/13
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Snot surprizin!

Don Stockbauer

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Jan 8, 2013, 8:02:31 PM1/8/13
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I thought that was water on your lip, but it's not.

Nemo

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Jan 9, 2013, 4:39:25 PM1/9/13
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On 09/01/2013 01:02, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> I thought that was water on your lip, but it's not.
>
Narr. I keep my water in a tap. It's quite stiff ekkkchewwellyahh, but I
don't like to faucet.

Hmmmm. Hen Carter:

14c. Old French fausset < falser - to bore in < late latin - to corrupt!
< Latin - falsus - false.

So that's why there are so many crooked swindling plumbers about! :o(

I D Dwunder.

Don Stockbauer

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Jan 9, 2013, 8:04:17 PM1/9/13
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So this is why you call your faucets Fairuh.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Jan 10, 2013, 11:57:59 AM1/10/13
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>On 09/01/2013 01:02, Don Stockbauer wrote:
>> I thought that was water on your lip, but it's not.
>Narr. I keep my water in a tap. It's quite stiff ekkkchewwellyahh, but I
>don't like to faucet.
It's the good ol' mountain dew.
Dew it to them before they dew it to ewe!

Don Stockbauer

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Jan 10, 2013, 12:34:22 PM1/10/13
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Dew it to a ewe and you'll get arrested!

Nemo

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May 11, 2013, 12:00:29 AM5/11/13
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On 10/01/2013 01:04, Don Stockbauer wrote:

Narr. I keep my water in a tap. It's quite stiff ekkkchewwellyahh, but I
don't like to faucet.
Hmmmm. Hen Carter:
14c. Old French fausset < falser - to bore in < late latin - to corrupt!
< Latin - falsus - false.
So that's why there are so many crooked swindling plumbers about! :o(
I D Dwunder.

> So this is why you call your faucets Fairuh.
>
Fairuz sings better!

Nemo

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May 11, 2013, 12:02:00 AM5/11/13
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Always do! - except with sheep! I'm not that desperate.

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 12, 2013, 10:25:39 AM5/12/13
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>>> Narr. I keep my water in a tap. It's quite stiff ekkkchewwellyahh, but I
>>> don't like to faucet.
>> It's the good ol' mountain dew.
>> Dew it to them before they dew it to ewe!
>Always do! - except with sheep! I'm not that desperate.
So ewe let the ram have his weigh?

Michael N. LeVine

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May 12, 2013, 11:23:35 AM5/12/13
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In article <bi9vo81011oaco70c...@4ax.com>,
He does have his weigh's with them.
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"I can remember when a liberal was one
who was generous with his own money"
Will Rogers

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 13, 2013, 11:30:44 AM5/13/13
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>> >> It's the good ol' mountain dew.
>> >> Dew it to them before they dew it to ewe!
>> >Always do! - except with sheep! I'm not that desperate.
>> So ewe let the ram have his weigh?
>He does have his weigh's with them.
Girls love those fancy mutton chops ...

Michael N. LeVine

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May 13, 2013, 1:15:57 PM5/13/13
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In article <3o12p8d9e6squqbnv...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Do they really floccus around him?

Don Stockbauer

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May 13, 2013, 10:24:23 PM5/13/13
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Sheep incest - a ram, a lamb, a ding-dong.

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 14, 2013, 10:57:29 AM5/14/13
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>> >> >Always do! - except with sheep! I'm not that desperate.
>> >> So ewe let the ram have his weigh?
>> >He does have his weigh's with them.
>> Girls love those fancy mutton chops ...
>Do they really floccus around him?
More than around Van's dyke!

Michael N. LeVine

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May 14, 2013, 12:29:54 PM5/14/13
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In article <v5k4p816s8ano5uo6...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Berry good idea, shane you could not carey it off.

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 15, 2013, 10:46:07 AM5/15/13
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>> >> >> So ewe let the ram have his weigh?
>> >> >He does have his weigh's with them.
>> >> Girls love those fancy mutton chops ...
>> >Do they really floccus around him?
>> More than around Van's dyke!
>Berry good idea, shane you could not carey it off.
Didn't have to. lived in Beard's Holler !

Michael N. LeVine

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May 15, 2013, 10:58:13 AM5/15/13
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In article <kr77p8hhd5stq28sh...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

But he bristles at the redneck implications.

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 16, 2013, 10:18:31 AM5/16/13
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>> >> >Do they really floccus around him?
>> >> More than around Van's dyke!
>> >Berry good idea, shane you could not carey it off.
>> Didn't have to. lived in Beard's Holler !
>But he bristles at the redneck implications.
Yeah, well his facebook handle bars that idea!

Michael N. LeVine

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May 16, 2013, 3:02:03 PM5/16/13
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In article <akq9p8hqnhkvs4lu4...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Where did you stubble over that information.

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 17, 2013, 10:27:09 AM5/17/13
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>> >> >Berry good idea, shane you could not carey it off.
>> >> Didn't have to. lived in Beard's Holler !
>> >But he bristles at the redneck implications.
>> Yeah, well his facebook handle bars that idea!
>Where did you stubble over that information.
Long time ago when I was a little shaver.

Michael N. LeVine

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May 17, 2013, 1:05:30 PM5/17/13
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In article <ngfcp8tr8ruol7ni7...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
A gay blade even then!

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 19, 2013, 11:37:52 AM5/19/13
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>> >> >> Didn't have to. lived in Beard's Holler !
>> >> >But he bristles at the redneck implications.
>> >> Yeah, well his facebook handle bars that idea!
>> >Where did you stubble over that information.
>> Long time ago when I was a little shaver.
>A gay blade even then!
Gillette your thoughts run wilde ...

Michael N. LeVine

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May 19, 2013, 11:55:32 AM5/19/13
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In article <kdshp89fdnm1su475...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
To your con-fusion.

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 20, 2013, 10:55:42 AM5/20/13
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>> >> >Where did you stubble over that information.
>> >> Long time ago when I was a little shaver.
>> >A gay blade even then!
>> Gillette your thoughts run wilde ...
>To your con-fusion.
Bic your tongue !!!

Michael N. LeVine

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May 20, 2013, 5:20:36 PM5/20/13
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In article <taekp8hi4n0hvj53o...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Was tat supposed to be the highlighter of your life?

Sir F.A. Rien

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May 21, 2013, 11:09:15 AM5/21/13
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>> >> >> Long time ago when I was a little shaver.
>> >> >A gay blade even then!
>> >> Gillette your thoughts run wilde ...
>> >To your con-fusion.
>> Bic your tongue !!!
>Was tat supposed to be the highlighter of your life?
Look down and walk the straight edge ...

Michael N. LeVine

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May 21, 2013, 3:03:10 PM5/21/13
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In article <6f3np8h7psruc3c4f...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

You blew your line.

Nemo

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Jul 15, 2013, 9:51:00 PM7/15/13
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And if that musician (?) had a very short-legged nympho sister, it could
lead to a Barry Fannylow Man Club!
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