Q Puns
Tim Bruening
Q-Ban: Ban on lines (Qs).
I don't like Q-Cumbers.
I have been struck by Q-Pid.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Do you know any Q-ties?
>
>
and toenails.
nemo
Line of spikey apines:
___
BQ
That's where the word came from. It was a cattle brand. No-one remembers
that now - at least in the UK - and they come out with the most stupid
explanations.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Dan
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>
Arn't Q-Puns something you use at the store to get discounts?
Dan
nemo
"Dan" <danl...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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Thank heavens for those convoys and the brave bastards who sailed them!
Tim Bruening
Dan wrote:
Yes, at a joke shop.
Discount: To cuss Dracula.
Q-Bicle: Where Qs work.
Q-Bism: Ideology of a Q dictatorship.
Q-Bit: A Q computer or a unit of measurement of a Q-ark.
Q-Ing: What Q actors use to remember their lines (Queues).
Q-Pid: A romantic Q.
Q-Ter: Pretty Q woman.
Have you ever been to a Barbie Q?
nemo
I don't but skinny dollies, never mind waiting in line for them.
____
I've been to a B Q though.
And again -
During WW2, we had to have Ration Q-Puns for everything.
Thank heavens for those convoys and the brave bastards who sailed them - a
lot of whom were your fellow-countrymen!
Tim Bruening
Dan wrote:
Yes, at a joke shop.
Discount: To cuss Dracula.
Who is A-Q-sing whom of what?
Q-Bic Zirconian: Q-pid on the cheap.
Q-Bicle: Where Qs work.
Q-Bism: Ideology of a Q dictatorship.
Q-Bit: A Q computer or a unit of measurement of a Q-ark.
Q-Ing: What Q actors use to remember their lines (Queues).
Q-Pid: A romantic Q.
QT: Tea that makes one cute.
nemo
___
Nope. I been 2A BQ though. Many times.
That's where is came from. It was a cattle brand.
I didn't have no meat. The Filipina hostess did excellent Vegan spring
rolls, salad and rice!
What about a line of people waiting the get in to see a UK game the rough
equivalent of Pool only harder? A Snooker Q?
I can't play Pool. I can't swim!
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
to be a Catholic), Con-Q-bine, Eja-Q-late, Eja-Q-lation, In-Q-bation,
In-Q-bate, In-Q-bi, In-Q-bus, Ja-Q-zzi (A hot Q bath), Oc-Q-pation,
Oc-Q-py, Re-Q-sal, Re-Q-sing, Spec-Q-lation, and Specta-Q-lar.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo
> Ec-Q-menical, Ec-Q-menism, Perse-Q-sion, Perse-Q-ting.
Percy Cute Ting: A bell on an atractive willie.
nemo
Ack-Q-men: A line of those daft Martians from that damned silly film, Mars
Attackackackrackrackackacks!
nemo
> Mira-Q-lous.
Q Mu Louse: Parasite on a stormcloud.
Tim Bruening
Tuber-Q-losis.
Tim Bruening
Prose-Q-ting, Prose-Q-tion.
nemo
nemo
> Doc-Q-ment, Inno-Q-lating, Inno-Q-lation, Mira-Q-lous, and
> Tuber-Q-losis.
Tuber-Q-losses: People who died in occupied Europe during WW2 waiting in
line for potatoes.
:o(
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Those must have been long lines!
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo
I have a neighbour who's told me something of what it was like in occupied
Berlin just after the war ended. Nuff said.
nemo
> A-Q-mulate, A-Q-mulating, A-Q-mulation, Exe-Q-tive.
X-E-cute: An amusing hanging.
nemo
> Eva-Q-8, Eva-Q-ating, Eva-Q-ation.
Girl who hated camping: Eva Tentova-Acliff.
Tim Bruening
nemo
> Arti-Q-late, Arti-Q-lating, Arti-Q-lation.
Arti-Q-late: Telling the North Pole it's tardy.
Tim Bruening
nemo
> Cal-Q-late, Cal-Q-li, Cal-Q-lus,Cir-Q-lar, Cir-Q-late, Curli-Q.
The signature I used to use when I did signwriting and calligraphy had no
fewer than six Curli-Qes finishing with a nice tapering back-and-forth one
underneath. Very swish - and swash!
Football Pools Q-puns?
My dad did 'em for years and years. I think he won eight quid! |:o(
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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>
> Wicker: Dog on food stamps.
>
> Wicker: Evil dog.
Did I mention the wicker Harley Davidson that was in Habitat's shop
window
for a time in Tottenham Court Road?
Quite a laugh.
Then an Opticians up the road replied with a real 40s Ariel 500
single. It
was immaculate. A poem in metal!!
Dogmatic: A canine washing machine.
Imma-Q-late conception.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Quite a laugh.
Matri-Q-late.
Tim Bruening
nemo
nemo
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Q-neiform: Very popular in Messy Pot Aim 'Ere.
nemo
Or with holy, not holey, condoms, the Imma-Q-late contraception!
nemo
> In-Q-bate, In-Q-bi, Jo-Q-lar, Se-Q-lar, Vehi-Q-lar.
Pe-Q-liar: Strange untruthful small round green legume.
Nemo
Not for nothing the Indy Fatty Gobble NUmbo One Punster!
nemo
Burley-Q: Line of bullies waiting to see an old fashioned theatrical
entertainment of broad and earthy humor consisting of comic skits and short
turns - and sometimes even striptease!! Oooooooooooooooh!
Her-Q-les: The biggest of them.
Cir-Q-lation: A cardiovascular knight.
Res-Q: Line of people waiting to get jobs as Lifeguards.
Auto-Q: A traffic jam and a gadget on the bonnet (hood) of a car showing
swear words to prompt a driver who can never remember what to shout out of
the window at the cars in front!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Per-Q-lator, Perse-Q-ted, Perse-Q-ting, Perse-Q-tion, Perse-Q-tor,
Perse-Q-tory (British Coservative who goes after dissidents).
Por-Q-pine (Tree with very sharp needles).
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Pe-Q-late, Pe-Q-lator, Per-Q-late, Per-Q-lating, Per-Q-lator.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> Bummer: Ocean of arses.
>
> Bumming: Chinese vase of arses.
>
> Creamer: Ocean of froth.
>
> Creaming: Chinese vase of froth.
>
> Megrim: 1,000 rims.
Ocular Megrim: Glowing scintillating expanding patches in one eye.
Binocular Megrim: Glowing scintillating expanding patches in both eyes
caused by too much bird-watching.
Bino-Q-lar, O-Q-lar: Qs that see far.
nemo
The opposite of a why dangle lens!
You should have it. You wouldn't laugh. I though it was a retinal bleed
until I took the offending eyeball to . .
http://www.moorfields.org.uk/Home
. . and they said it's Ocular Migraine and nothing to worry about, but
then diagnosed Vitreous Detachment in my right eye. Lucky they did -
otherwise the few large floaters I've had suddenly appearing out of no-where
would have been even more shocking!
And the fully dilated examination is disgustingly uncomfortable in spite of
the Atropine. It don't hurt. It just feels terrible.
If you can't spare sympathy, just send cash.
nemo
and he's getting damned well fed up with it!
nemo
Per-Q-lator: Device for making coffee some time in the future.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:440381D2...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:43D2C266...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > Bummer: Ocean of arses.
> > >
> > > Bumming: Chinese vase of arses.
> > >
> > > Creamer: Ocean of froth.
> > >
> > > Creaming: Chinese vase of froth.
> > >
> > > Megrim: 1,000 rims.
> >
> > Ocular Megrim: Glowing scintillating expanding patches in one eye.
> >
> > Binocular Megrim: Glowing scintillating expanding patches in both eyes
> > caused by too much bird-watching.
> >
> > Bino-Q-lar, O-Q-lar: Qs that see far.
>
> The opposite of a why dangle lens!
Va-Q-A, Vas-Q-lar, Vesi-Q-lar, Vi-Q-na.
nemo
Vas-X-2-me.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44040AF7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:440381D2...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:43D2C266...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > > Bummer: Ocean of arses.
> > > > >
> > > > > Bumming: Chinese vase of arses.
> > > > >
> > > > > Creamer: Ocean of froth.
> > > > >
> > > > > Creaming: Chinese vase of froth.
> > > > >
> > > > > Megrim: 1,000 rims.
> > > >
> > > > Ocular Megrim: Glowing scintillating expanding patches in one eye.
> > > >
> > > > Binocular Megrim: Glowing scintillating expanding patches in both
> eyes
> > > > caused by too much bird-watching.
> > > >
> > > > Bino-Q-lar, O-Q-lar: Qs that see far.
> > >
> > > The opposite of a why dangle lens!
> >
> > Va-Q-A, Vas-Q-lar, Vesi-Q-lar, Vi-Q-na.
> >
>
> Vas-X-2-me.
What is that in the Verna-Q-lar?
nemo
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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> news:44040AF7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:440381D2...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:43D2C266...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > > Bummer: Ocean of arses.
> > > > >
> > > > > Bumming: Chinese vase of arses.
> > > > >
> > > > > Creamer: Ocean of froth.
> > > > >
> > > > > Creaming: Chinese vase of froth.
> > > > >
> > > > > Megrim: 1,000 rims.
> > > >
> > > > Ocular Megrim: Glowing scintillating expanding patches in one eye.
> > > >
> > > > Binocular Megrim: Glowing scintillating expanding patches in both
> eyes
> > > > caused by too much bird-watching.
> > > >
> > > > Bino-Q-lar, O-Q-lar: Qs that see far.
> > >
> > > The opposite of a why dangle lens!
> >
> > Va-Q-A, Vas-Q-lar, Vesi-Q-lar, Vi-Q-na.
> >
>
> Vas-X-2-me.
Is that on your cirri-Q-lum?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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>
> Confuse: Against bombs.
>
> Confusion: Against advanced nuclear reactors.
>
> Congo: Wants to stay in one spot.
>
> Congest: Against jokes.
>
> Conjoin: Against sex.
>
> Conquest: Against adventure.
Conquistador: Kinky prisoner osculated a portal.
Os-Q-lated?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
I have been struck by Q-Pid.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Auri-Q-lar.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
You're not being ridi-Q-lous?
nemo
Curry-Q-Lum: Line of people outside an Indian restaurant that also sells
Manga and Anime comics created by Rumiko Takahashi.
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Dojo/7739/rumiko.html
nemo
Osculate:
to buss,
butterfly,
buzz,
caress,
eat face,
glance,
graze,
greet,
kiss,
lip,
make out,
mush,
muzzle,
neck,
peck,
pet,
pucker up,
salute,
shave,
skim,
smack,
smash,
smooch,
snog,
spark,
sugar,
swap spit,
touch,
X!
War film on TV at the moment. 'They Were Expendable' about PT boats crewed
by Physical Jerks.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0038160/
A guy's just shouted "Ten-hut!!"
Dunno if he's calling them to attention or stating the size of the camp.
nemo
He's a farmer BTW, so look out for those Q-pid's Harrows.
nemo
voice into a dummy.
I wonder who does Dubbaya the Shrub's voice.
A tree yum: A large shrub covered in tasty apples.
nemo
OK. Bart Tosh, tosh!
The Vas Deferens is one of the pair of tubes what they cut and tie off when
you have a vasecomy.
Get it?
Got it!!
Did it hurt?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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>
> Chaotic: Disorganized tick.
>
> Coagulant: Ant that clots blood.
>
> Coolant: Hip ant.
>
> Dialog: Colored fallen tree.
>
> Dialog: Fallen soap tree.
Interlocutor: Verbose door security device technician.
The interlo-Q-ter is the Q-test woman around.
nemo
Q-test?? Women may be tested for the same kind of efficiency as tuned
circuits??
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:44080590...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > Chaotic: Disorganized tick.
> > >
> > > Coagulant: Ant that clots blood.
> > >
> > > Coolant: Hip ant.
> > >
> > > Dialog: Colored fallen tree.
> > >
> > > Dialog: Fallen soap tree.
> >
> > Interlocutor: Verbose door security device technician.
> >
> > The interlo-Q-ter is the Q-test woman around.
>
> Q-test?? Women may be tested for the same kind of efficiency as tuned
> circuits??
Men look at them to find out which women are Q-ter than others.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:4409072D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:4407CF97...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > Appre-C-ate, AssoC-ate, Nego-C-ate.
> > > >
> > > > Negro-C-ate: What happens at an African or Afro-Caribbean
conference.
> > >
> > > C-pal: Friend of the ocean, such as Green peace.
> > >
> > That's part of a flower. And we don't want green peas stamen the
ocean
> > green.
>
> C-Cret: A classified ocean.
>
. . . beak horse it's full of huge VLF radio stations for
communicating with nuclear not nucular submarines while they're
submerged,
the signals from whick also make Wales go the wrong way? It's tried to
break
itself off from England three times already! Ask the poor sods who
live in
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, to name
but
several!
Nu-Q-lar: Another explosive letter, on top of A-Bomb, C4, H-Bomb, IED,
and X-Plosive.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4031EDB6...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Computerize: Levitating computer.
> > > >
> > >
> > > I.T. - Breverage up a pole!
> >
> > I.T.: Beverage on the Internet.
>
> I.T.: Actually an old UK term for a large evening family meal
> accompanied by
> tea,
>
> What tunes it played I've no idea.
IQ: Geniuses on the Internet.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > ur_droll <who....@fuck.co> wrote in message
> > > news:brkoc.3785$XI4.1...@news.xtra.co.nz...
> > > >
> > > > "Mel" <m...@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:grh2a01cndr5s22v6...@4ax.com...
> > > > : On Mon, 10 May 2004 20:36:07 +1200, "ur_droll"
> <who....@fuck.co>
> > wrote
> > > > in
> > > > : message <hbHnc.2881$XI4.1...@news.xtra.co.nz>:
> > > > : >"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
> message
> > > > : >news:409F3A5E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > : >: Yo, ur_droll!
> > > > : >It would seem that yer just another "yo yo"
> > > > :
> > > > : He didn't say "Yo, Mel". I believe it is hard to pronounce.
> > > >
> > > > It has a peculiar ring about it
> > > >
> > > So has my bath!
> >
> > Tuba: A sheep bath.
> >
> > Cuba: A sheep line.
>
> Cubic: Line of people waiting to buy ball-point pens.
Q-Bic zirconium?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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> > I-dealize: The perfect figs.
> >
> > I-dolize: Religious fibs.
> >
> > I-lid: Lid of the Internet.
> >
> > I-sing: Internet song.
> >
> > IV: Growing I.
>
> MD: 1500 things with nothing in 'em.
>
> And for 1999, why didn't they use MIM instead of that big cumbersome
> cumulative conglomeration?
>
> Qcumbersome: Very huge salad vegetable.
Beware of In-Q-Bi!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:4409072D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:4409072D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:4407CF97...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > Appre-C-ate, AssoC-ate, Nego-C-ate.
> > > >
> > > > Negro-C-ate: What happens at an African or Afro-Caribbean
conference.
> > >
> > > C-pal: Friend of the ocean, such as Green peace.
> > >
> > That's part of a flower. And we don't want green peas stamen the
ocean
> > green.
>
> C-Cret: A classified ocean.
>
. . . beak horse it's full of huge VLF radio stations for
communicating with nuclear not nucular submarines while they're
submerged,
the signals from whick also make Wales go the wrong way? It's tried to
break
itself off from England three times already! Ask the poor sods who
live in
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, to name
but
several!
Conspi-Q-S.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo
> Res-Q-ing, Suc-Q-lent, Vas-Q-lar.
Car-D-O Vas-Q-Lar??
I know all about that! :o((((((
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > ur_droll <who....@fuck.co> wrote in message
> > > news:brkoc.3785$XI4.1...@news.xtra.co.nz...
> > > >
> > > > "Mel" <m...@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:grh2a01cndr5s22v6...@4ax.com...
> > > > : On Mon, 10 May 2004 20:36:07 +1200, "ur_droll"
> <who....@fuck.co>
> > wrote
> > > > in
> > > > : message <hbHnc.2881$XI4.1...@news.xtra.co.nz>:
> > > > : >"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
> message
Tim Bruening
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
for books about the hard sciences),
Q-Cumbers, Q-Pid, and Q-pons.
Tim Bruening
nemo
> Gastrovas-Q-lar, Her-Q-les, Mas-Q-line, Promis-Q-ity.
Here are a phew Moore:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q_code
nemo
Are those the things that arrive on a number 29 incubus?
Incubus: One of a number of public transport vehicles stuck nose-to-tail in
a traffic jam.
Memo: This is Nemo!
nemo
Blingking fakes!
Memo: This is Nemo!
nemo
Or people up a mountain waiting for the cable-car.
Geniusis: The name of the first book of the Bible if Adam and Eve had had
IQs of 300 each.
Memo: This is Nemo!
nemo
> Q-Day: A day to celebrate science (Q is the Library of Congress letter
> for books about the hard sciences),
> Q-Cumbers, Q-Pid, and Q-pons.
Q-neiform: A writing system with only one letter.
Memo: This is Nemo!
nemo
> Re-Q-sal.
Re-fuse-al: A bomb disposal expert's nightmare.
Memo: This is Nemo!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Conspi-Q-S, Meti-Q-lous.
nemo
Meti-Q-louse: A perfectionist parasite!
Memo: This is Nemo!
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4317DD44...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:4031EDB6...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > Computerize: Levitating computer.
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > I.T. - Breverage up a pole!
> > > >
> > > > I.T.: Beverage on the Internet.
> > >
> > > I.T.: Actually an old UK term for a large evening family meal
> > > accompanied by
> > > tea,
> > >
> > > What tunes it played I've no idea.
> >
> > IQ: Geniuses on the Internet.
>
> Or people up a mountain waiting for the cable-car.
>
> Geniusis: The name of the first book of the Bible if Adam and Eve had had
> IQs of 300 each.
Then they wouldn't have eaten that apple!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Conspi-Q-S, Meti-Q-lous.
nemo
Tim Bruening
Dan wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42B657B8...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Q-Ba: Line of sheep.
> >
> > Q-Ban: Ban on lines (Qs).
> >
> > I don't like Q-Cumbers.
> >
> > I have been struck by Q-Pid.
>
> Arn't Q-Puns something you use at the store to get discounts?
Yes, at a joke shop.
Discount: To cuss Dracula.
Who is A-Q-sing whom of what?
Q-Bic Zirconian: Q-pid on the cheap.
Q-Bicle: Where Qs work.
Q-Bism: Ideology of a Q dictatorship.
Q-Bit: A Q computer or a unit of measurement of a Q-ark.
Q-Ing: What Q actors use to remember their lines (Queues).
Q-Pid: A romantic Q.
QT: Tea that makes one cute.
Q-Ter: Pretty Q woman.
Have you ever been to a Barbie Q?