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What is the optimistic blood type?

B Positive


 
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On Aug 4, 11:11 pm, Snicker <johnnaishwer...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> What is the optimistic blood type?

> B Positive

What is the crazy blood type?
Sew your wild Os.

 
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>> What is the optimistic blood type?
>> B Positive
>What is the crazy blood type?
>Sew your wild Os.

You can't B- with that!

 
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On Aug 5, 11:29 pm, Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

> >> What is the optimistic blood type?
> >> B Positive
> >What is the crazy blood type?
> >Sew your wild Os.

> You can't B- with that!

You can try RH.

 
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Date: Mon, 06 Aug 2012 01:23:15 -0700
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 limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:

> On Aug 5, 11:29 pm, Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:
> > >> What is the optimistic blood type?
> > >> B Positive
> > >What is the crazy blood type?
> > >Sew your wild Os.

> > You can't B- with that!

> You can try RH.

Don't be so negative...
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On Aug 6, 4:23 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
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Then what's the pessimistic blood type?

 
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Date: Mon, 06 Aug 2012 11:04:26 -0700
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>> > >> What is the optimistic blood type?
>> > >> B Positive
>> > >What is the crazy blood type?
>> > >Sew your wild Os.
>> > You can't B- with that!
>> You can try RH.
>Don't be so negative...

Just bled that ... bank on it!

 
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Date: Mon, 06 Aug 2012 11:26:03 -0700
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 limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > >> What is the optimistic blood type?
> > > > >> B Positive
> > > > >What is the crazy blood type?
> > > > >Sew your wild Os.
> > > > You can't B- with that!
> > > You can try RH.
> Then what's the pessimistic blood type?

What do you take me for, a vampire?
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In article <8o10281kcr12go0m81lapo0agd2vu5j...@4ax.com>,
 Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

> >> > >> What is the optimistic blood type?
> >> > >> B Positive
> >> > >What is the crazy blood type?
> >> > >Sew your wild Os.
> >> > You can't B- with that!
> >> You can try RH.
> >Don't be so negative...
> Just bled that ... bank on it!

Still trying to perfect that bank shot?
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On Aug 7, 2:35 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
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He's the type that only learned the alphabet from A toO.

 
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 limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > >> > >> What is the optimistic blood type?
> > > >> > >> B Positive
> > > >> > >What is the crazy blood type?
> > > >> > >Sew your wild Os.
> > > >> > You can't B- with that!
> > > >> You can try RH.
> > > >Don't be so negative...
> > > Just bled that ... bank on it!
> > Still trying to perfect that bank shot?
> He's the type that only learned the alphabet from A toO.

He was positive that would be all he needed...
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>> > > >> > You can't B- with that!
>> > > >> You can try RH.
>> > > >Don't be so negative...
>> > > Just bled that ... bank on it!
>> > Still trying to perfect that bank shot?
>> He's the type that only learned the alphabet from A toO.
>He was positive that would be all he needed...

Forgetting he'd need the Rhesus pieces.

 
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In article <6vd228te8e47c27qfr3o51okn88pebd...@4ax.com>,
 Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

> >> > > >> > You can't B- with that!
> >> > > >> You can try RH.
> >> > > >Don't be so negative...
> >> > > Just bled that ... bank on it!
> >> > Still trying to perfect that bank shot?
> >> He's the type that only learned the alphabet from A toO.
> >He was positive that would be all he needed...
> Forgetting he'd need the Rhesus pieces.

As bribes in ABOssinia...
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On Aug 8, 1:17 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
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A  Boss we met at the Plasma Hotel.

 
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 limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > >> > > >> > You can't B- with that!
> > > >> > > >> You can try RH.
> > > >> > > >Don't be so negative...
> > > >> > > Just bled that ... bank on it!
> > > >> > Still trying to perfect that bank shot?
> > > >> He's the type that only learned the alphabet from A toO.
> > > >He was positive that would be all he needed...
> > > Forgetting he'd need the Rhesus pieces.
> > As bribes in ABOssinia...
> A  Boss we met at the Plasma Hotel.

Well, plasma soul...
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>> > > >> > > Just bled that ... bank on it!
>> > > >> > Still trying to perfect that bank shot?
>> > > >> He's the type that only learned the alphabet from A toO.
>> > > >He was positive that would be all he needed...
>> > > Forgetting he'd need the Rhesus pieces.
>> > As bribes in ABOssinia...
>> A  Boss we met at the Plasma Hotel.
>Well, plasma soul...

I'm all hooked up ...

 
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In article <qh25281sb5qhnq64l7nhm3vakk12s3c...@4ax.com>,
 Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

> >> > > >> > > Just bled that ... bank on it!
> >> > > >> > Still trying to perfect that bank shot?
> >> > > >> He's the type that only learned the alphabet from A toO.
> >> > > >He was positive that would be all he needed...
> >> > > Forgetting he'd need the Rhesus pieces.
> >> > As bribes in ABOssinia...
> >> A  Boss we met at the Plasma Hotel.
> >Well, plasma soul...
> I'm all hooked up ...

Spoil sport, I wanted to be the one to needle you.
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On Aug 9, 7:00 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
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The vampire gave blood on Saturday night, then had blood on Strawberry
Sundae.

 
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 limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > >> > > >> > > Just bled that ... bank on it!
> > > >> > > >> > Still trying to perfect that bank shot?
> > > >> > > >> He's the type that only learned the alphabet from A toO.
> > > >> > > >He was positive that would be all he needed...
> > > >> > > Forgetting he'd need the Rhesus pieces.
> > > >> > As bribes in ABOssinia...
> > > >> A  Boss we met at the Plasma Hotel.
> > > >Well, plasma soul...
> > > I'm all hooked up ...
> > Spoil sport, I wanted to be the one to needle you.
> The vampire gave blood on Saturday night, then had blood on Strawberry
> Sundae.

Followed by a piece Strawberry short cake?
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He ate the sundae on Saturday, then the satyr ate him on Sunday.

 
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 limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > >> > > >> > > Just bled that ... bank on it!
> > > > > >> > > >> > Still trying to perfect that bank shot?
> > > > > >> > > >> He's the type that only learned the alphabet from A toO.
> > > > > >> > > >He was positive that would be all he needed...
> > > > > >> > > Forgetting he'd need the Rhesus pieces.
> > > > > >> > As bribes in ABOssinia...
> > > > > >> A  Boss we met at the Plasma Hotel.
> > > > > >Well, plasma soul...
> > > > > I'm all hooked up ...
> > > > Spoil sport, I wanted to be the one to needle you.
> > > The vampire gave blood on Saturday night, then had blood on Strawberry
> > > Sundae.
> > Followed by a piece Strawberry short cake?
> He ate the sundae on Saturday, then the satyr ate him on Sunday.

That statement can get you pan'ned...
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>> > > > > >Well, plasma soul...
>> > > > > I'm all hooked up ...
>> > > > Spoil sport, I wanted to be the one to needle you.
>> > > The vampire gave blood on Saturday night, then had blood on Strawberry
>> > > Sundae.
>> > Followed by a piece Strawberry short cake?
>> He ate the sundae on Saturday, then the satyr ate him on Sunday.
>That statement can get you pan'ned...

It's a flute of nature.

 
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In article <6uj728t9k3p5pqhk2qu3492kjd4ct5m...@4ax.com>,
 Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

> >> > > > > >Well, plasma soul...
> >> > > > > I'm all hooked up ...
> >> > > > Spoil sport, I wanted to be the one to needle you.
> >> > > The vampire gave blood on Saturday night, then had blood on Strawberry
> >> > > Sundae.
> >> > Followed by a piece Strawberry short cake?
> >> He ate the sundae on Saturday, then the satyr ate him on Sunday.
> >That statement can get you pan'ned...
> It's a flute of nature.

Which you are faun of...
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On Aug 9, 11:36 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
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Bacchus to bloody Monday morn....

 
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From: "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
Date: Fri, 10 Aug 2012 03:23:58 -0700
Local: Fri, Aug 10 2012 6:23 am
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 limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > >> > > > > >Well, plasma soul...
> > > >> > > > > I'm all hooked up ...
> > > >> > > > Spoil sport, I wanted to be the one to needle you.
> > > >> > > The vampire gave blood on Saturday night, then had blood on Strawberry
> > > >> > > Sundae.
> > > >> > Followed by a piece Strawberry short cake?
> > > >> He ate the sundae on Saturday, then the satyr ate him on Sunday.
> > > >That statement can get you pan'ned...
> > > It's a flute of nature.
> > Which you are faun of...
> Bacchus to bloody Monday morn....

Was that a really bad Satyr-day that it took that long to recover?
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over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."

 
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