Aussie musical instrument

[nemo]

A totally inflexible and stiff Aussie musical instrument: Rigere Doo.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <jkd0s.159951$ZY7.1...@fx18.am4>,

nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> A totally inflexible and stiff Aussie musical instrument: Rigere Doo.

Did yiraka your brain to come up with that?
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."

[William B. (Bilby)]

>> A totally inflexible and stiff Aussie musical instrument: Rigere Doo.
> Did yiraka your brain to come up with that?

He missed the call when a boomer rang.

[nemo]

On 01/09/2012 12:33, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <jkd0s.159951$ZY7.1...@fx18.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>> A totally inflexible and stiff Aussie musical instrument: Rigere Doo.
> Did yiraka your brain to come up with that?
>

Nope. The Mayor of Birmingham UK, Sir E. Brum did.

[nemo]

He didn't ring, he woofed!! - loudly! Pity he didn't get in sinner rated
by them giant flyin sores, sirs as well!

BTW. Anyone spot the huge continuity gaffe in that In Deep End Dance Day
film. There was a shot of the heroin's truck full of survivors, *and
lying amidst them was the First Lady* - well before she'd been found by
the heroine and assumed she was a ballet dancer. That bit.

No wonder I got a DVD of the film for just �1.99!

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>>> A totally inflexible and stiff Aussie musical instrument: Rigere Doo.
>> Did yiraka your brain to come up with that?
>He missed the call when a boomer rang.

She didn't say she loved him. she balalaika the attention!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <tIo0s.223788$g43.1...@fx21.am4>,

Did he skip the May oral exams for the job?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <jgb448puf1ermv912...@4ax.com>,

But there are strings attached.

[William B. (Billby)]

>>>>> A totally inflexible and stiff Aussie musical instrument: Rigere Doo.
>>>> Did yiraka your brain to come up with that?
>>> He missed the call when a boomer rang.
>> She didn't say she loved him. she balalaika the attention!
> But there are strings attached.

Can you beat a whistle at half time?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <6rGdnXgF7sFlQd_N...@westnet.com.au>,

I heard that you tried and blew it..

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> >>>>> A totally inflexible and stiff Aussie musical instrument: Rigere Doo.
>> >>>> Did yiraka your brain to come up with that?
>> >>> He missed the call when a boomer rang.
>> >> She didn't say she loved him. she balalaika the attention!
>> > But there are strings attached.
>> Can you beat a whistle at half time?
>I heard that you tried and blew it..

With the crowd screaming, thats a too minute warning.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <93t6481j2kl2rcfjb...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Because you are on the downs and out.

[nemo]

Q: Did she have a sign on her hotel room door reading Anastaysia?

A: Narr. Samovar hotel-room door signs are missing.

Lou: "Yoo fink yoo got troubles auwweddy? Samovar hotel-room doors are
missing!"

[nemo]

Or wheat a bissl at shrinking time?

[nemo]

In Ancient Egypt:

"Watch out watch out watch out! You'll fall down that hole, won't you!!"

Aha! A tomb, innit, warning!!

(It'll have to be in English. I don't speak Hyroglyphics! - or Q knee
oaf form!)

[nemo]

On 01/09/2012 22:39, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <tIo0s.223788$g43.1...@fx21.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>
>> On 01/09/2012 12:33, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
>>> In article <jkd0s.159951$ZY7.1...@fx18.am4>,
>>> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>> A totally inflexible and stiff Aussie musical instrument: Rigere Doo.
>>> Did yiraka your brain to come up with that?
>> Nope. The Mayor of Birmingham UK, Sir E. Brum did.
> Did he skip the May oral exams for the job?
>

No need. May already knows how to do it.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <zG01s.140876$Xu5....@fx10.am4>,

Keep it up and the writeing will be on the wall for you.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <CI01s.140936$Xu5....@fx10.am4>,

nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>> A totally inflexible and stiff Aussie musical instrument: Rigere Doo.
> >>> Did yiraka your brain to come up with that?
> >> Nope. The Mayor of Birmingham UK, Sir E. Brum did.
> > Did he skip the May oral exams for the job?
> No need. May already knows how to do it.

Ah, the march of ..... progress?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <qC01s.122093$6h3....@fx25.am4>,

Fits you to a tea, cosying up to the boss like that.

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> >> >>> He missed the call when a boomer rang.
>> >> >> She didn't say she loved him. she balalaika the attention!
>> >> > But there are strings attached.
>> >> Can you beat a whistle at half time?
>> >I heard that you tried and blew it..
>> With the crowd screaming, thats a too minute warning.
>Because you are on the downs and out.

Wilst you have to be held between the uprights?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <4rl948hu9gt2pd6bl...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Only if you are attempting to read between the lines.

[nemo]

On 03/09/2012 13:17, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <CI01s.140936$Xu5....@fx10.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>> A totally inflexible and stiff Aussie musical instrument: Rigere Doo.
>>>>> Did yiraka your brain to come up with that?
>>>> Nope. The Mayor of Birmingham UK, Sir E. Brum did.
>>> Did he skip the May oral exams for the job?
>> No need. May already knows how to do it.
> Ah, the march of ..... progress?
>

And the Ape Rill of zooology!

Mrs. Ape was his prime mate!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <F9b1s.298651$r37....@fx24.am4>,

nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>> A totally inflexible and stiff Aussie musical instrument: Rigere Doo.
> >>>>> Did yiraka your brain to come up with that?
> >>>> Nope. The Mayor of Birmingham UK, Sir E. Brum did.
> >>> Did he skip the May oral exams for the job?
> >> No need. May already knows how to do it.
> > Ah, the march of ..... progress?
> And the Ape Rill of zooology!
> Mrs. Ape was his prime mate!

So, to me its distasteful at best.

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> >> >> Can you beat a whistle at half time?
>> >> >I heard that you tried and blew it..
>> >> With the crowd screaming, thats a too minute warning.
>> >Because you are on the downs and out.
>> Wilst you have to be held between the uprights?
>Only if you are attempting to read between the lines.

All balls are spotted between the lines ...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <epac489konc2hqako...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

But they should be checked...

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> >> >> With the crowd screaming, thats a too minute warning.
>> >> >Because you are on the downs and out.
>> >> Wilst you have to be held between the uprights?
>> >Only if you are attempting to read between the lines.
>> All balls are spotted between the lines ...
>But they should be checked...

Soccer Toomey, pal!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <fbse48t5ts0rn61g9...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

I try and ovoid that sort of thing.

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> >> >> Wilst you have to be held between the uprights?
>> >> >Only if you are attempting to read between the lines.
>> >> All balls are spotted between the lines ...
>> >But they should be checked...
>> Soccer Toomey, pal!
>I try and ovoid that sort of thing.

Then you'll get ahead, butt there's nothin' but net!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <lieh48lcfsvfcukii...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Then you are leading with the wrong end...

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> >> >> All balls are spotted between the lines ...
>> >> >But they should be checked...
>> >> Soccer Toomey, pal!
>> >I try and ovoid that sort of thing.
>> Then you'll get ahead, butt there's nothin' but net!
>Then you are leading with the wrong end...

Never saw a hinny butt, butt perhaps you'll demonstrate?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <875k48lpvr0u3edge...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

You are the expert in doing things bass ackwards.

[nemo]

On 07/09/2012 17:44, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <875k48lpvr0u3edge...@4ax.com>,
> Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>> All balls are spotted between the lines ...
>>>>>>> But they should be checked...
>>>>>> Soccer Toomey, pal!
>>>>> I try and ovoid that sort of thing.
>>>> Then you'll get ahead, butt there's nothin' but net!
>>> Then you are leading with the wrong end...
>> Never saw a hinny butt, butt perhaps you'll demonstrate?
> You are the expert in doing things bass ackwards.
>

You can catch your arson fire like that!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <5yt2s.341066$Wk.1...@fx09.am4>,

nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>> All balls are spotted between the lines ...
> >>>>>>> But they should be checked...
> >>>>>> Soccer Toomey, pal!
> >>>>> I try and ovoid that sort of thing.
> >>>> Then you'll get ahead, butt there's nothin' but net!
> >>> Then you are leading with the wrong end...
> >> Never saw a hinny butt, butt perhaps you'll demonstrate?
> > You are the expert in doing things bass ackwards.
> You can catch your arson fire like that!

That would certainly brighten you day!

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> >>>>>> Soccer Toomey, pal!
>> >>>>> I try and ovoid that sort of thing.
>> >>>> Then you'll get ahead, butt there's nothin' but net!
>> >>> Then you are leading with the wrong end...
>> >> Never saw a hinny butt, butt perhaps you'll demonstrate?
>> > You are the expert in doing things bass ackwards.
>> You can catch your arson fire like that!
>That would certainly brighten you day!

A Brighton peer has no end of it.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <5smm48ddnh3k6ikvd...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

But has he played the Palace?

[William B. (Billby)]

>>>>>>>>>> Soccer Toomey, pal!
>>>>>>>>> I try and ovoid that sort of thing.
>>>>>>>> Then you'll get ahead, butt there's nothin' but net!
>>>>>>> Then you are leading with the wrong end...
>>>>>> Never saw a hinny butt, butt perhaps you'll demonstrate?
>>>>> You are the expert in doing things bass ackwards.
>>>> You can catch your arson fire like that!
>>> That would certainly brighten you day!
>> A Brighton peer has no end of it.
> But has he played the Palace?

Witch he has, just before he played coven gardens.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <4JydnXSBQf1sctbN...@westnet.com.au>,

I did not think he had even a notting acquaintance with it.

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Sep 9, 6:34 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <4JydnXSBQf1sctbNnZ2dnUVZ8oqdn...@westnet.com.au>,

>  "William B. (Billby)" <willbi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > >>>>>>>>>> Soccer Toomey, pal!
> > >>>>>>>>> I try and ovoid that sort of thing.
> > >>>>>>>> Then you'll get ahead, butt there's nothin' but net!
> > >>>>>>> Then you are leading with the wrong end...
> > >>>>>> Never saw a hinny butt, butt perhaps you'll demonstrate?
> > >>>>> You are the expert in doing things bass ackwards.
> > >>>> You can catch your arson fire like that!
> > >>> That would certainly brighten you day!
> > >> A Brighton peer has no end of it.
> > > But has he played the Palace?
> >   Witch he has, just before he played coven gardens.
>
> I did not  think he had even a notting acquaintance with it.
> --

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

After taking the baths his skin became pale and brittainle.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<34c23325-5740-452c...@o8g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>> Soccer Toomey, pal!
> > > >>>>>>>>> I try and ovoid that sort of thing.
> > > >>>>>>>> Then you'll get ahead, butt there's nothin' but net!
> > > >>>>>>> Then you are leading with the wrong end...
> > > >>>>>> Never saw a hinny butt, butt perhaps you'll demonstrate?
> > > >>>>> You are the expert in doing things bass ackwards.
> > > >>>> You can catch your arson fire like that!
> > > >>> That would certainly brighten you day!
> > > >> A Brighton peer has no end of it.
> > > > But has he played the Palace?
> > >   Witch he has, just before he played coven gardens.
> > I did not  think he had even a notting acquaintance with it.

> After taking the baths his skin became pale and brittainle.

Sheba-sly done.

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> > >>>> You can catch your arson fire like that!
>> > >>> That would certainly brighten you day!
>> > >> A Brighton peer has no end of it.
>> > > But has he played the Palace?
>> >   Witch he has, just before he played coven gardens.
>> I did not  think he had even a notting acquaintance with it.

>After taking the baths his skin became pale and brittainle.

When he popped the zits, he had blackpools.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <9ggp4812r0nn6moqq...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

He better work fast as the boss wants him ship-shape Bristol fashion...

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Sep 10, 2:29 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <9ggp4812r0nn6moqqs8teqckvhvdu0u...@4ax.com>,

>  Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:
>
> > >> > >>>> You can catch your arson fire like that!
> > >> > >>> That would certainly brighten you day!
> > >> > >> A Brighton peer has no end of it.
> > >> > > But has he played the Palace?
> > >> >   Witch he has, just before he played coven gardens.
> > >> I did not  think he had even a notting acquaintance with it.
> > >After taking the baths his skin became pale and brittainle.
> > When he popped the zits, he had blackpools.
>
> He better work fast as the boss wants him ship-shape Bristol fashion...
> --

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

,,,,but where do ships sail from a landlocked country such as Britain?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<113b9871-07b1-4162...@rq1g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > >> > >>>> You can catch your arson fire like that!
> > > >> > >>> That would certainly brighten you day!
> > > >> > >> A Brighton peer has no end of it.
> > > >> > > But has he played the Palace?
> > > >> >   Witch he has, just before he played coven gardens.
> > > >> I did not  think he had even a notting acquaintance with it.
> > > >After taking the baths his skin became pale and brittainle.
> > > When he popped the zits, he had blackpools.
> > He better work fast as the boss wants him ship-shape Bristol fashion...

> ,,,,but where do ships sail from a landlocked country such as Britain?

Shore it is...

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[limericksmirkus blog]

On Sep 10, 6:40 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <113b9871-07b1-4162-8b7a-82215c748...@rq1g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,

>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:> > > >> > >>>> You can catch your arson fire like that!
> > > > >> > >>> That would certainly brighten you day!
> > > > >> > >> A Brighton peer has no end of it.
> > > > >> > > But has he played the Palace?
> > > > >> >   Witch he has, just before he played coven gardens.
> > > > >> I did not  think he had even a notting acquaintance with it.
> > > > >After taking the baths his skin became pale and brittainle.
> > > > When he popped the zits, he had blackpools.
> > > He better work fast as the boss wants him ship-shape Bristol fashion...
> > ,,,,but where do ships sail from a landlocked country such as Britain?
>
> Shore it is...
> --

> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com

> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

Surly sure is!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article
<5c648497-ec91-4fff...@rq1g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,

limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > >> > >>>> You can catch your arson fire like that!
> > > > > >> > >>> That would certainly brighten you day!
> > > > > >> > >> A Brighton peer has no end of it.
> > > > > >> > > But has he played the Palace?
> > > > > >> >   Witch he has, just before he played coven gardens.
> > > > > >> I did not  think he had even a notting acquaintance with it.
> > > > > >After taking the baths his skin became pale and brittainle.
> > > > > When he popped the zits, he had blackpools.
> > > > He better work fast as the boss wants him ship-shape Bristol fashion...
> > > ,,,,but where do ships sail from a landlocked country such as Britain?
> > Shore it is...

> Surly sure is!
Surly to bed, surly to rise.....

--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

[William B. (Billby)]

>>>>> He better work fast as the boss wants him ship-shape Bristol fashion...
>>>> ,,,,but where do ships sail from a landlocked country such as Britain?
>>> Shore it is...
>> Surly sure is!
> Surly to bed, surly to rise.....

Surly you can play better than that?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <f9ydnRT30Mq2Iu7N...@westnet.com.au>,

"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote:

Surly you jest...

[rachna patel]

Monday Blues for Mr White

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSTsc1bnEF8&feature=plcp

Subscribe for more footage.

[Sir F.A. Rien]

Shirley I can ... and don't call me surly!

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>Monday Blues for Mr White

>Subscribe for more footage.
Plunk yer magic digeri ...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <clj878d4guu17nktf...@4ax.com>,

Surly you jest...

[William B. (Billby)]

>>>>>>> He better work fast as the boss wants him ship-shape Bristol fashion...
>>>>>> ,,,,but where do ships sail from a landlocked country such as Britain?
>>>>> Shore it is...
>>>> Surly sure is!
>>> Surly to bed, surly to rise.....
>> Surly you can play better than that?
> Surly you jest...

Most Surly I don't...

[William B. (Billby)]

Can we call you for dinner?

[limericksmirkus blog]

Surly Sally slipped from silly surrey.

[William B. (Billby)]

>>>>>>>>> He better work fast as the boss wants him ship-shape Bristol fashion...
>>>>>>>> ,,,,but where do ships sail from a landlocked country such as Britain?
>>>>>>> Shore it is...
>>>>>> Surly sure is!
>>>>> Surly to bed, surly to rise.....
>>>> Surly you can play better than that?
>>> Shirley I can ... and don't call me surly!
>> Can we call you for dinner?
> Surly Sally slipped from silly surrey.

Are you on call at the insanatorium?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <gKidncOpjbm6FunN...@westnet.com.au>,

"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote:

That depends on your cook book.

http://www.abebooks.com/servlet/BookDetailsPL?bi=6975325207&searchurl=sts%3Dt%26tn%3Dto%2Bserve%2Bman%2Ba%2Bcookbook%2Bfor%2Bpeople

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <n7KdncBW2dF1GenN...@westnet.com.au>,

"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote:

Then why do you dress like that?

[William B. (Billby)]

>>>>>>>>> He better work fast as the boss wants him ship-shape Bristol fashion...
>>>>>>>> ,,,,but where do ships sail from a landlocked country such as Britain?
>>>>>>> Shore it is...
>>>>>> Surly sure is!
>>>>> Surly to bed, surly to rise.....
>>>> Surly you can play better than that?
>>> Shirley I can ... and don't call me surly!
>> Can we call you for dinner?
> That depends on your cook book.
> http://www.abebooks.com/servlet/BookDetailsPL?bi=6975325207&searchurl=sts%3Dt%26tn%3Dto%2Bserve%2Bman%2Ba%2Bcookbook%2Bfor%2Bpeople

That tasted funny, must have been a comedian...

[William B. (Billby)]

>>>>>>>>> He better work fast as the boss wants him ship-shape Bristol fashion...
>>>>>>>> ,,,,but where do ships sail from a landlocked country such as Britain?
>>>>>>> Shore it is...
>>>>>> Surly sure is!
>>>>> Surly to bed, surly to rise.....
>>>> Surly you can play better than that?
>>> Surly you jest...
>> Most Surly I don't...
> Then why do you dress like that?

Because I'm the Emperor.

[limericksmirkus blog]

You are on the wrong group. You should try: Alt.distemper.meglamania.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <dbCdnbh9aJmewujN...@westnet.com.au>,

"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote:

You don't like chap suey?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <XtGdnUj0xsGo_ejN...@westnet.com.au>,

"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote:

Interesting new clothes...

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> >>>>>> Surly sure is!
>> >>>>> Surly to bed, surly to rise.....
>> >>>> Surly you can play better than that?
>> >>> Surly you jest...
>> >> Most Surly I don't...
>> > Then why do you dress like that?
>> Because I'm the Emperor.
>You are on the wrong group. You should try: Alt.distemper.meglamania.

Really, it should be alt.new.clothes.hand-me-downs

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>>>>>>> Surly sure is!
>>>>>> Surly to bed, surly to rise.....
>>>>> Surly you can play better than that?
>>>> Shirley I can ... and don't call me surly!
>>> Can we call you for dinner?
>> Surly Sally slipped from silly surrey.
>Are you on call at the insanatorium?

He's reached the peak of Sussex.

[limericksmirkus blog]

So what happened after Jack and Jill went up the hill.....?

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> >>>>> Surly you can play better than that?
>> >>>> Shirley I can ... and don't call me surly!
>> >>> Can we call you for dinner?
>> >> Surly Sally slipped from silly surrey.
>> >Are you on call at the insanatorium?
>> He's reached the peak of Sussex.
>So what happened after Jack and Jill went up the hill.....?

I Kent tell you as they all fell down on the job.

[limericksmirkus blog]

They fudged the pallid waters?!

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> >> >>>> Shirley I can ... and don't call me surly!
>> >> >>> Can we call you for dinner?
>> >> >> Surly Sally slipped from silly surrey.
>> >> >Are you on call at the insanatorium?
>> >> He's reached the peak of Sussex.
>> >So what happened after Jack and Jill went up the hill.....?
>> I Kent tell you as they all fell down on the job.
>They fudged the pallid waters?!

Don't know about him, but she was quite fetching.

[Nemo]

On 08/09/2012 13:37, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <5yt2s.341066$Wk.1...@fx09.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> All balls are spotted between the lines ...
>>>>>>>>> But they should be checked...
>>>>>>>> Soccer Toomey, pal!
>>>>>>> I try and ovoid that sort of thing.
>>>>>> Then you'll get ahead, butt there's nothin' but net!
>>>>> Then you are leading with the wrong end...
>>>> Never saw a hinny butt, butt perhaps you'll demonstrate?
>>> You are the expert in doing things bass ackwards.

>> You can catch your arson fire like that!
> That would certainly brighten you day!
>

It'd brighten Mineday??

[Nemo]

On 08/09/2012 15:52, Sir F.A. Rien wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Soccer Toomey, pal!
>>>>>>>> I try and ovoid that sort of thing.
>>>>>>> Then you'll get ahead, butt there's nothin' but net!
>>>>>> Then you are leading with the wrong end...
>>>>> Never saw a hinny butt, butt perhaps you'll demonstrate?
>>>> You are the expert in doing things bass ackwards.
>>> You can catch your arson fire like that!
>> That would certainly brighten you day!

> A Brighton peer has no end of it.
>

And Brighton had no end of peers, until, being highly insured, they
started mysteriously catching fire one after the other and nobody got
ever arrested for it!!!

Freemorons at work there, I think!

Here's why I go down there every so often . . .

http://www.vegetarian-shoes.co.uk/

Nooobooots, an antique or two and a nice day out by the cease hide!

[Nemo]

On 04/09/2012 12:17, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <F9b1s.298651$r37....@fx24.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>> A totally inflexible and stiff Aussie musical instrument: Rigere Doo.
>>>>>>> Did yiraka your brain to come up with that?
>>>>>> Nope. The Mayor of Birmingham UK, Sir E. Brum did.
>>>>> Did he skip the May oral exams for the job?
>>>> No need. May already knows how to do it.
>>> Ah, the march of ..... progress?
>> And the Ape Rill of zooology!
>> Mrs. Ape was his prime mate!
> So, to me its distasteful at best.
>
So is a Nonce Equitur like Whacko Jacko riding a horse instead of a
little boy for a change!

[Nemo]

Or alt.antarctica.penguins

[Nemo]

On 03/09/2012 13:16, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <zG01s.140876$Xu5....@fx10.am4>,

> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> A totally inflexible and stiff Aussie musical instrument: Rigere Doo.
>>>>>>>>> Did yiraka your brain to come up with that?

>>>>>>>> He missed the call when a boomer rang.
>>>>>>> She didn't say she loved him. she balalaika the attention!
>>>>>> But there are strings attached.
>>>>> Can you beat a whistle at half time?
>>>> I heard that you tried and blew it..
>>> With the crowd screaming, thats a too minute warning.
>>>
>> In Ancient Egypt:
>>
>> "Watch out watch out watch out! You'll fall down that hole, won't you!!"
>>
>> Aha! A tomb, innit, warning!!
>>
>> (It'll have to be in English. I don't speak Hyroglyphics! - or Q knee
>> oaf form!)
> Keep it up and the writeing will be on the wall for you.
>
If it were on the floor it'd be Lowroglyphics!

[Nemo]

On 03/09/2012 13:19, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <qC01s.122093$6h3....@fx25.am4>,
> nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:

>
>> On 01/09/2012 16:48, Sir F.A. Rien wrote:
>>>>>> A totally inflexible and stiff Aussie musical instrument: Rigere Doo.
>>>>> Did yiraka your brain to come up with that?
>>>> He missed the call when a boomer rang.
>>> She didn't say she loved him. she balalaika the attention!
>>>

>> Q: Did she have a sign on her hotel room door reading Anastaysia?
>>
>> A: Narr. Samovar hotel-room door signs are missing.
>>
>> Lou: "Yoo fink yoo got troubles auwweddy? Samovar hotel-room doors are
>> missing!"
> Fits you to a tea, cosying up to the boss like that.
>
The bosses at all except one of the firms I've worked for have been
bullybosses, with a couple of bullybosstehs thrown in!

SSSSPPLASHSHSHSH!!!!!!

There!!

[Nemo]

What did they do to Elsie and Doris Waters?

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>>>>>>>> Can we call you for dinner?
>>>>>>> Surly Sally slipped from silly surrey.
>>>>>> Are you on call at the insanatorium?
>>>>> He's reached the peak of Sussex.
>>>> So what happened after Jack and Jill went up the hill.....?
>>> I Kent tell you as they all fell down on the job.
>> They fudged the pallid waters?!
>What did they do to Elsie and Doris Waters?

They watered ship down ...

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>>> Q: Did she have a sign on her hotel room door reading Anastaysia?
>>> A: Narr. Samovar hotel-room door signs are missing.
>>> Lou: "Yoo fink yoo got troubles auwweddy? Samovar hotel-room doors are
>>> missing!"
>> Fits you to a tea, cosying up to the boss like that.
>The bosses at all except one of the firms I've worked for have been
>bullybosses, with a couple of bullybosstehs thrown in!
>SSSSPPLASHSHSHSH!!!!!!
>There!!

Where? It's too nilly a willy to see ...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <DwBgs.1112$Mx4...@fx26.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

wrote:
> >>>>>>>> A totally inflexible and stiff Aussie musical instrument: Rigere Doo.
> >>>>>>> Did yiraka your brain to come up with that?
> >>>>>> Nope. The Mayor of Birmingham UK, Sir E. Brum did.
> >>>>> Did he skip the May oral exams for the job?
> >>>> No need. May already knows how to do it.
> >>> Ah, the march of ..... progress?
> >> And the Ape Rill of zooology!
> >> Mrs. Ape was his prime mate!
> > So, to me its distasteful at best.
> So is a Nonce Equitur like Whacko Jacko riding a horse instead of a
> little boy for a change!

He could pony up for something bigger.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <F9Bgs.16335$YJ1....@fx09.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:

> >>>>>>>>>> All balls are spotted between the lines ...
> >>>>>>>>> But they should be checked...
> >>>>>>>> Soccer Toomey, pal!
> >>>>>>> I try and ovoid that sort of thing.
> >>>>>> Then you'll get ahead, butt there's nothin' but net!
> >>>>> Then you are leading with the wrong end...
> >>>> Never saw a hinny butt, butt perhaps you'll demonstrate?
> >>> You are the expert in doing things bass ackwards.
> >> You can catch your arson fire like that!
> > That would certainly brighten you day!
> It'd brighten Mineday??

But all you get is the shaft.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <FAWhs.58374$Ol2....@fx25.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:

> >>>>>>>>>> A totally inflexible and stiff Aussie musical instrument: Rigere Doo.
> >>>>>>>>> Did yiraka your brain to come up with that?
> >>>>>>>> He missed the call when a boomer rang.
> >>>>>>> She didn't say she loved him. she balalaika the attention!
> >>>>>> But there are strings attached.
> >>>>> Can you beat a whistle at half time?
> >>>> I heard that you tried and blew it..
> >>> With the crowd screaming, thats a too minute warning.
> >> In Ancient Egypt:
> >>
> >> "Watch out watch out watch out! You'll fall down that hole, won't you!!"
> >>
> >> Aha! A tomb, innit, warning!!
> >>
> >> (It'll have to be in English. I don't speak Hyroglyphics! - or Q knee
> >> oaf form!)
> > Keep it up and the writeing will be on the wall for you.
> >
> If it were on the floor it'd be Lowroglyphics!

And you know this because you have been drunk under the table
how many times?

[Sir F.A. Rien]

>> >>> Ah, the march of ..... progress?
>> >> And the Ape Rill of zooology!
>> >> Mrs. Ape was his prime mate!
>> > So, to me its distasteful at best.
>> So is a Nonce Equitur like Whacko Jacko riding a horse instead of a
>> little boy for a change!
>He could pony up for something bigger.

Shet! Land a job will ya?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <cldl885vbl8pnkumg...@4ax.com>,

Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

Watch the foal language...

[Nemo]

While the crew were baleen out?

[Nemo]

On 26/10/2012 15:34, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <F9Bgs.16335$YJ1....@fx09.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>>>>> All balls are spotted between the lines ...
>>>>>>>>>>> But they should be checked...
>>>>>>>>>> Soccer Toomey, pal!
>>>>>>>>> I try and ovoid that sort of thing.
>>>>>>>> Then you'll get ahead, butt there's nothin' but net!
>>>>>>> Then you are leading with the wrong end...
>>>>>> Never saw a hinny butt, butt perhaps you'll demonstrate?
>>>>> You are the expert in doing things bass ackwards.
>>>> You can catch your arson fire like that!
>>> That would certainly brighten you day!
>> It'd brighten Mineday??
> But all you get is the shaft.
>

Good. Then I could employ someone, throw a piano down on top of eem and
get A-flat miner!

[Nemo]

On 26/10/2012 15:36, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <FAWhs.58374$Ol2....@fx25.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>>>>> A totally inflexible and stiff Aussie musical instrument: Rigere Doo.
>>>>>>>>>>> Did yiraka your brain to come up with that?
>>>>>>>>>> He missed the call when a boomer rang.
>>>>>>>>> She didn't say she loved him. she balalaika the attention!
>>>>>>>> But there are strings attached.
>>>>>>> Can you beat a whistle at half time?
>>>>>> I heard that you tried and blew it..
>>>>> With the crowd screaming, thats a too minute warning.
>>>> In Ancient Egypt:
>>>>
>>>> "Watch out watch out watch out! You'll fall down that hole, won't you!!"
>>>>
>>>> Aha! A tomb, innit, warning!!
>>>>
>>>> (It'll have to be in English. I don't speak Hyroglyphics! - or Q knee
>>>> oaf form!)
>>> Keep it up and the writeing will be on the wall for you.
>>>
>> If it were on the floor it'd be Lowroglyphics!
> And you know this because you have been drunk under the table
> how many times?
>

Never. And certainly not since I gave up a phew years ago. Doctor Zardos.

[Nemo]

What are you on and where can I not get some?

[Nemo]

On 26/10/2012 15:33, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <DwBgs.1112$Mx4...@fx26.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> A totally inflexible and stiff Aussie musical instrument: Rigere Doo.
>>>>>>>>> Did yiraka your brain to come up with that?
>>>>>>>> Nope. The Mayor of Birmingham UK, Sir E. Brum did.
>>>>>>> Did he skip the May oral exams for the job?
>>>>>> No need. May already knows how to do it.
>>>>> Ah, the march of ..... progress?
>>>> And the Ape Rill of zooology!
>>>> Mrs. Ape was his prime mate!
>>> So, to me its distasteful at best.
>> So is a Nonce Equitur like Whacko Jacko riding a horse instead of a
>> little boy for a change!
> He could pony up for something bigger.
>

Not now eez stoned dead ee cunt! Heheheheheeeeee!

[Nemo]

On 26/10/2012 20:28, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <cldl885vbl8pnkumg...@4ax.com>,
> Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
>
>>>>>>> Ah, the march of ..... progress?
>>>>>> And the Ape Rill of zooology!
>>>>>> Mrs. Ape was his prime mate!
>>>>> So, to me its distasteful at best.
>>>> So is a Nonce Equitur like Whacko Jacko riding a horse instead of a
>>>> little boy for a change!
>>> He could pony up for something bigger.
>> Shet! Land a job will ya?
> Watch the foal language...
>

Somebody used Charlie Uniform November Tango further up, so I thought
I'd throw one in.

SPLATT! it went!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <qTDjs.34549$W63....@fx05.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> A totally inflexible and stiff Aussie musical instrument: Rigere Doo.
> >>>>>>>>> Did yiraka your brain to come up with that?
> >>>>>>>> Nope. The Mayor of Birmingham UK, Sir E. Brum did.
> >>>>>>> Did he skip the May oral exams for the job?
> >>>>>> No need. May already knows how to do it.
> >>>>> Ah, the march of ..... progress?
> >>>> And the Ape Rill of zooology!
> >>>> Mrs. Ape was his prime mate!
> >>> So, to me its distasteful at best.
> >> So is a Nonce Equitur like Whacko Jacko riding a horse instead of a
> >> little boy for a change!
> > He could pony up for something bigger.
> Not now eez stoned dead ee cunt! Heheheheheeeeee!

Should have been stoned to death a long time ago...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <RUDjs.34550$W63....@fx05.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>> Ah, the march of ..... progress?
> >>>>>> And the Ape Rill of zooology!
> >>>>>> Mrs. Ape was his prime mate!
> >>>>> So, to me its distasteful at best.
> >>>> So is a Nonce Equitur like Whacko Jacko riding a horse instead of a
> >>>> little boy for a change!
> >>> He could pony up for something bigger.
> >> Shet! Land a job will ya?
> > Watch the foal language...
> Somebody used Charlie Uniform November Tango further up, so I thought
> I'd throw one in.
>
> SPLATT! it went!

Do you expect us to fall for that?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <0RDjs.34547$W63....@fx05.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

A phew-silanimous decision...

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <7PDjs.34546$W63....@fx05.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> All balls are spotted between the lines ...
> >>>>>>>>>>> But they should be checked...
> >>>>>>>>>> Soccer Toomey, pal!
> >>>>>>>>> I try and ovoid that sort of thing.
> >>>>>>>> Then you'll get ahead, butt there's nothin' but net!
> >>>>>>> Then you are leading with the wrong end...
> >>>>>> Never saw a hinny butt, butt perhaps you'll demonstrate?
> >>>>> You are the expert in doing things bass ackwards.
> >>>> You can catch your arson fire like that!
> >>> That would certainly brighten you day!
> >> It'd brighten Mineday??
> > But all you get is the shaft.
> Good. Then I could employ someone, throw a piano down on top of eem and
> get A-flat miner!

But he might be sharp enough to expect that from you.

[Nemo]

On 30/10/2012 12:50, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <RUDjs.34550$W63....@fx05.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Ah, the march of ..... progress?
>>>>>>>> And the Ape Rill of zooology!
>>>>>>>> Mrs. Ape was his prime mate!
>>>>>>> So, to me its distasteful at best.
>>>>>> So is a Nonce Equitur like Whacko Jacko riding a horse instead of a
>>>>>> little boy for a change!
>>>>> He could pony up for something bigger.
>>>> Shet! Land a job will ya?
>>> Watch the foal language...
>> Somebody used Charlie Uniform November Tango further up, so I thought
>> I'd throw one in.
>>
>> SPLATT! it went!
> Do you expect us to fall for that?
>

I don't know. Ferrule I know you may be able to recover your ball-lance
after you've slipped on it!

[Nemo]

On 30/10/2012 12:49, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <qTDjs.34549$W63....@fx05.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> A totally inflexible and stiff Aussie musical instrument: Rigere Doo.
>>>>>>>>>>> Did yiraka your brain to come up with that?
>>>>>>>>>> Nope. The Mayor of Birmingham UK, Sir E. Brum did.
>>>>>>>>> Did he skip the May oral exams for the job?
>>>>>>>> No need. May already knows how to do it.
>>>>>>> Ah, the march of ..... progress?
>>>>>> And the Ape Rill of zooology!
>>>>>> Mrs. Ape was his prime mate!
>>>>> So, to me its distasteful at best.
>>>> So is a Nonce Equitur like Whacko Jacko riding a horse instead of a
>>>> little boy for a change!
>>> He could pony up for something bigger.
>> Not now eez stoned dead ee cunt! Heheheheheeeeee!
> Should have been stoned to death a long time ago...
>

Nobody . . . is to stone anybody . . . annawannermake this absolutely
clear . . before I blow this whistle!

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <EQAms.204867$yH4....@fx03.am4>,

You blew it long ago.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <MOAms.204843$yH4....@fx03.am4>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> Ah, the march of ..... progress?
> >>>>>>>> And the Ape Rill of zooology!
> >>>>>>>> Mrs. Ape was his prime mate!
> >>>>>>> So, to me its distasteful at best.
> >>>>>> So is a Nonce Equitur like Whacko Jacko riding a horse instead of a
> >>>>>> little boy for a change!
> >>>>> He could pony up for something bigger.
> >>>> Shet! Land a job will ya?
> >>> Watch the foal language...
> >> Somebody used Charlie Uniform November Tango further up, so I thought
> >> I'd throw one in.
> >> SPLATT! it went!
> > Do you expect us to fall for that?
> I don't know. Ferrule I know you may be able to recover your ball-lance
> after you've slipped on it!

And how low are your balls hanging that you have to worry about tripping over them?

[Nemo]

On 30/10/2012 12:51, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <0RDjs.34547$W63....@fx05.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A totally inflexible and stiff Aussie musical instrument: Rigere Doo.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Did yiraka your brain to come up with that?
>>>>>>>>>>>> He missed the call when a boomer rang.
>>>>>>>>>>> She didn't say she loved him. she balalaika the attention!
>>>>>>>>>> But there are strings attached.
>>>>>>>>> Can you beat a whistle at half time?
>>>>>>>> I heard that you tried and blew it..
>>>>>>> With the crowd screaming, thats a too minute warning.
>>>>>> In Ancient Egypt:
>>>>>> "Watch out watch out watch out! You'll fall down that hole, won't you!!"
>>>>>> Aha! A tomb, innit, warning!!
>>>>>> (It'll have to be in English. I don't speak Hyroglyphics! - or Q knee
>>>>>> oaf form!)
>>>>> Keep it up and the writeing will be on the wall for you.
>>>> If it were on the floor it'd be Lowroglyphics!
>>> And you know this because you have been drunk under the table
>>> how many times?
>> Never. And certainly not since I gave up a phew years ago. Doctor Zardos.
> A phew-silanimous decision...
>

And I had an Irishman trying to drink me under the table on whiskey
once. He failed. And when we went out into the fresh air, his legs did
as well! Mine didn't. I stayed vertickle!

[Nemo]

On 08/11/2012 11:32, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <MOAms.204843$yH4....@fx03.am4>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Ah, the march of ..... progress?
>>>>>>>>>> And the Ape Rill of zooology!
>>>>>>>>>> Mrs. Ape was his prime mate!
>>>>>>>>> So, to me its distasteful at best.
>>>>>>>> So is a Nonce Equitur like Whacko Jacko riding a horse instead of a
>>>>>>>> little boy for a change!
>>>>>>> He could pony up for something bigger.
>>>>>> Shet! Land a job will ya?
>>>>> Watch the foal language...
>>>> Somebody used Charlie Uniform November Tango further up, so I thought
>>>> I'd throw one in.
>>>> SPLATT! it went!
>>> Do you expect us to fall for that?
>> I don't know. Ferrule I know you may be able to recover your ball-lance
>> after you've slipped on it!
> And how low are your balls hanging that you have to worry about tripping over them?
>

Average.

And no, I don't have Elephant Higher Sis either.

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <%ldos.382636$9H4.2...@fx17.am4>,

So, what else is sagging that low?

[Michael N. LeVine]

In article <ekdos.382635$9H4.1...@fx17.am4>,

But you had a hold of that walker..