Pentecost Puns

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2000 mockingbirds? = 2 kilomockingbirds.

1 millionth of a fish? = 1 microfiche.

The speed of a reptile breaking the sound barrier: Mach Turtle.

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Mystery: A spinning woman.

Mytosis: A splitting woman.

Metamorphisis: A shape shifting woman.

Paralegal: Lawyer in an alternate universe.

Parrotmedic: Bird doctor.

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Abduct: To kidnap a Muslim waterfowl.

Conduct: Electrical waterfowl.

Conduct: Against ducks or pipes.

Deduct: 4th waterfowl in the alphabet.

Reduct: To quack again.

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Baster: Spinning kitchen tool.

Blaster: Spinning ray gun.

Caster: Spinning actors.

Disaster: Spinning catastrophe..

Easter: Mixing bowl sold on the Internet.

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Nobody: A nameless demon.

Oozy: Muddy zombie.

Pastor: Spinning church leader.

Pester: Spinning annoying life form.

Paddy: Farming demon.

Tim Bruening

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Buddy: Flowering demon.

Caddy: Golf demon.

Candy: Sweet demon.

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Pentecost: Price of a particualry good brand of Japanese camera.

Nemo
Numbo One Punster!

(Ya missed that one!)

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Apart from Irish Sikhs, who needs Mick Singh bowls?

How many times have people mixed stuff in a bowl, lost their grip and
spilled it or the whole lot's gone on the floor?

I've always used a large saucepan instead, so that I've got a handle to keep
hold of. Especially good when mixing stiff stuff.

Stiff stuff??

STIFF STUFF!

Waghgh! Hahhhhh!

- like dough or pastry.

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Seamus we've heard that one before!

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Pentecost: The US military budget, now well over $400 billion!!!!!

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Pentagon: Peace throughout the world at last, to the US deafence HQ has been
pulled down coz it's no longer needed.

(Some hopes!)

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> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:428B2B21...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4288052D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Nobody: A nameless demon.
> > > >
> > > > Oozy: Muddy zombie.
> > > >
> > > > Pastor: Spinning church leader.
> > > >
> > > > Pester: Spinning annoying life form.
> > > >
> > > > Paddy: Farming demon.
> > >
> > > Seamus we've heard that one before!
> >
> > Pentecost: The US military budget, now well over $400 billion!!!!!
> >
> Pentagon: Peace throughout the world at last, to the US deafence HQ has been
> pulled down coz it's no longer needed.

Def Con: Criminal who can't hear.

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Pentecost: Price of an Intel my crow processor.

Pente-yum: Tasty Intel my crow processor.

I eat them every day. Yom yom!

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Shop assistant: "This fine gold-nibbed Schaeffer is £350 and this antique
Waterman's is just £1500."

Customer: "Ooh, no. That's far far too expensive!!"

Assistant: "Well what *do* you expect a Pentecost?"

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Will the U.S. government sue the computer industry over bad Intel?

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No eye deer.

No eye deer finds a prosthetic replacement and says, "See eye? Yay!"

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Good advice that nobody takes because (in a sneering tone) it's
*unconventional!*

I use a saucepan for mixing coz it's got a handle to get hold of. It's too
easy to lose your grip on a bowl while stirring and the stuff goes all over
the floor. You don't get it all over your thumb with a saucepan either.

Caster Sugar: Used to make Candy Floss (US: Cotton Candy. Have to be bloody
different, doncha?! :).

Well, it gets thrown out of the thingey at the centre of the machine and
whizzed round and round dunnit!

Tizcir: Hineh 'Alom Shem!
or because I like cats - Al Moggie!

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Any relation to the musical-comedy hairdresser/doctor, Surgion Barber Olly?

He used to use a Stanley Knife to operate!

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Chain of high speed ancient UK seafood shops: Mach Fisheries.

Machiavelli: High speed dopey-looking Florentine political philosopher,
musician, poet, and romantic comedy playwright.

Playwrong: A cheat!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machievelli

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> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4288052D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Nobody: A nameless demon.
> > > >
> > > > Oozy: Muddy zombie.
> > > >
> > > > Pastor: Spinning church leader.
> > > >
> > > > Pester: Spinning annoying life form.
> > > >
> > > > Paddy: Farming demon.
> > >
> > > Seamus we've heard that one before!
> >
> > Pentecost: The US military budget, now well over $400 billion!!!!!
> >
> Pentagon: Peace throughout the world at last, to the US deafence HQ has been
> pulled down coz it's no longer needed.

Def Con: Criminal who can't hear.

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Collate: Tardy fossil fuel.

Colgate: Opening that cleans teeth.

Entire: Between M tire and O tire.

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> On Thu, 20 May 2004 19:02:57 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> <gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote:
>
> >>>> A telemarketer was taking a survey.
> >>> No shit?
> >>
> >> <...pffffft!!...excuse me, I've got to go take a survey...>
> >
> >I don't think anyone's gonna be interested in your results.
>
> That was a very septic remark, Evans.

Sep Tic: The 7th dirty tick.

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> news:40AC8201...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Kathy wrote:
> >
> > > "Nehmo Sergheyev" <neh...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > > news:pmz6b.1729$PE6....@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> > > > At the strip mall down the street, a sign is announcing that soon we
> > > > will have a "House of Sausage". I think they ought to choose a
> different
> > > > building material. There's a pack of stray dogs in the neighborhood!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > We have a House of Hair locally. Can't wait for their staff to brush up
> on
> > > their skills.
> >
> > I've been to Taco Bell.
>
> I've listened to Pachel Bell. Very dissapointing. I was waiting for his
> Canon to go bang and it didn't!

Pac Bell: Musical luggage.

Tim Bruening

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> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> > > news:40307A11...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Comcast: Computerized actors.
> > > >
> > > > Steelcast: Robot actors such as The Terminator.
> > >
> > > Arnie playing a gardener: The Germinator.
> >
> > Also Arnold playing a doctor.
>
> Doing amputations with a hand-held machine gun, the recoil from which would
> throw him back into the middle of next week?

A time gun?

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"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 17:37:23 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 09:17:46 -0800
> >J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 19:04:34 +1300, "Apple Betty"
> >> <apple...@xtra.co.nz> found these unused words floating about:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >"Michael Balarama" <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> >> >news:vur38a7...@corp.supernews.com...
> >> >> In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that
> >> >> showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One
> >> >> small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing
> >> >> firemen's helmets.
> >> >>
> >> >> Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.
> >> >> At a "Quick Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind
> >> >> the counter about the helmets.
> >> >>
> >> >> She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You damn Yankees never
> >> >> do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply recall
> >> >> anything about firemen in the Bible.
> >> >>
> >> >> She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through
> >> >> some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking
> >> >> it in my face she said "See, it says right here, 'The three wise
> >> >> man came from afar.'"
> >> >>
> >> >They'd been lighting up their Camels again, I expect.
> >> >
> >> One of 'em always hangs around milking time ...he'd roam my dairys.
> >>
> >You should web cam all of them.
> >
> Have to put it in a housing ... concerned about bactrian affection.

What about the 3 Budweiser men or the 3 Musketeeers?

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Time traveling objects: Time Table, Time Log, Time Chart, Time Arrow,
Time Fly.

U Tube: Tube that shows moving pictures.

Tim Bruening

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> Jonners <j...@43-xarun.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> > What's wooly and flashes - Sheep lightening
> >
> Blitzen: Santa's high voltage reindeer.

Blitzen: Reindeer takes up Buddhism.

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Hauke Reddmann wrote:

> But a top-notch!

Lumber: Cold wood.

Lime Light: A shining citrus fruit.

Lime Away: Banishes citrus fruit.

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Dammer: Ocean of mother deers.

Damming: Chinese vase of mother deers.

Damnation: Nation of mother deers, subsection of the Doe Nation.

Dimmer: Dark ocean.

Dimming: Dark Chinese vase.

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Joking: King Joe the first.

Joker: King Joe's dog.

Muffin: Swimming organ of a pastry fish.

Rimmer: Edge of an ocean.

Rimming: Edge of a Chinese vase.

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Communion: A union of computer workers, or a union of computers who
work.

Commute: A silent computer which facilitates transportation and/or
argues for leniency for prisoners.

Commutation: When computers mutate.

Hostility: A tea which makes people enemies.

Hospitality: A tea which makes people friendly. Similar to Amity.

Velocity: A very fast city.

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> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> > > news:4288052D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

> > > Seamus we've heard that one before!
> >
> > Pentecost: The US military budget, now well over $400 billion!!!!!
> >

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> >
> > nemo wrote:
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> >
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Collate: Tardy fossil fuel.

Colgate: Opening that cleans teeth.

Entire: Between M tire and O tire.

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Baster: Spinning kitchen tool.

Blaster: Spinning ray gun.

Caster: Spinning actors.

Disaster: Spinning catastrophe..

Easter: Mixing bowl sold on the Internet.

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Mystery: A spinning woman.

Mytosis: A splitting woman.

Metamorphisis: A shape shifting woman.

Paralegal: Lawyer in an alternate universe.

Parrotmedic: Bird doctor.

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Basic unit of laryngitis? = 1 hoarsepower.

2000 mockingbirds? = 2 kilomockingbirds.

1 millionth of a fish? = 1 microfiche.

The speed of a reptile breaking the sound barrier: Mach Turtle.

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Buddy: Flowering demon.

Caddy: Golf demon.

Candy: Sweet demon.

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Is that fore lime away or aft lime away?

And why do some navies call em springs?

And if one of these was secured to a bull's nose apparatus, it'd be a moo
ring rope!

In the Navy -
They lift each other's shirts!
In the Navy -
They do it till it hurts!
In the Navy -
They all get bloody AIDS!
In the Navy -
It spoils all their parades!

That's why, if it breaks out on a particular ship, the funnel have to come
to an end! Whose end I've no idea, and it wouldn't fit anyway and their
bum'd get burnt!!

(poofy voice) Highlow sailor!!! (Greeting a submariner.)

Submarinade: A deep ocean currant of oil, vinegar and herbs.

Nemo.
In 2007, retirement was heaven,
And it's still quite divine in 2009!

I'd be much better off as a fiddling MP,
But graft and corruption are alien to me!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/

nemo

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Or a French city where everyone rides bicycles.

nemo

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Timming: Posting lots of Chinese vase puns! :o)

nemo

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> Time traveling objects: Time Table, Time Log, Time Chart, Time Arrow,
> Time Fly.

Bundy!

>
> U Tube: Tube that shows moving pictures.

Yeah! Of female sheep!