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limericksmirkus blog

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Jan 15, 2012, 8:58:55 AM1/15/12
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A centaur on the Greek force,
found his rear end being screwed by a horse.
He angrily cursed about the humping:
"I can't even file for divorce!!!"

Don Stockbauer

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Jan 18, 2012, 12:03:25 AM1/18/12
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Can you blame the horse? It looked just like another horse's ass.

limericksmirkus blog

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Jan 18, 2012, 3:48:55 AM1/18/12
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They tried legal separation but the saddle-mount fell through.

Michael N. LeVine

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Jan 18, 2012, 7:35:56 AM1/18/12
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In article
<8edc7adf-7a86-414e...@i10g2000pbl.googlegroups.com>,
They need to rein in their emotions.
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
over a bar bill on the Titanic."

limericksmirkus blog

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On Jan 18, 8:35 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <8edc7adf-7a86-414e-b82b-db8951f46...@i10g2000pbl.googlegroups.com>,
>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>
> > On Jan 18, 1:03 pm, Don Stockbauer <donstockba...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > On Jan 15, 7:58 am, limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>
> > > > A centaur on the Greek force,
> > > > found his rear end being screwed by a horse.
> > > > He angrily cursed about the humping:
> > > > "I can't even file for divorce!!!"
>
> > > Can you blame the horse?  It looked just like another horse's ass.
>
> > They tried legal separation but the saddle-mount fell through.
>
> They need to rein in their emotions.
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

The horses ass got custody of the tail and the centaur got the spur.

Michael N. LeVine

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Jan 18, 2012, 11:57:26 AM1/18/12
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In article
<02b18492-cb7b-49fe...@g4g2000pbi.googlegroups.com>,
limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > A centaur on the Greek force,
> > > > > found his rear end being screwed by a horse.
> > > > > He angrily cursed about the humping:
> > > > > "I can't even file for divorce!!!"
> >
> > > > Can you blame the horse?  It looked just like another horse's ass.
> >
> > > They tried legal separation but the saddle-mount fell through.
> >
> > They need to rein in their emotions.
> The horses ass got custody of the tail and the centaur got the spur.
And came a crupper because of it.
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

limericksmirkus blog

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Jan 18, 2012, 1:04:04 PM1/18/12
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On Jan 19, 12:57 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <02b18492-cb7b-49fe-acea-230b35478...@g4g2000pbi.googlegroups.com>,
>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:> > > > > A centaur on the Greek force,
> > > > > > found his rear end being screwed by a horse.
> > > > > > He angrily cursed about the humping:
> > > > > > "I can't even file for divorce!!!"
>
> > > > > Can you blame the horse?  It looked just like another horse's ass.
>
> > > > They tried legal separation but the saddle-mount fell through.
>
> > > They need to rein in their emotions.
> > The horses ass got custody of the tail and the centaur got the spur.
>
> And came a crupper because of it.
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

Spare the crupper, and the centaur's late for supper.

Michael N. LeVine

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Jan 18, 2012, 1:20:05 PM1/18/12
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In article
<54a64d5c-13c4-4f18...@i10g2000pbl.googlegroups.com>,
limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:

> On Jan 19, 12:57 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
> wrote:
> > In article
> > <02b18492-cb7b-49fe-acea-230b35478...@g4g2000pbi.googlegroups.com>,
> >  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:> > > > > A centaur on the Greek force,
> > > > > > > found his rear end being screwed by a horse.
> > > > > > > He angrily cursed about the humping:
> > > > > > > "I can't even file for divorce!!!"
> > > > > > Can you blame the horse?  It looked just like another horse's ass.
> > > > > They tried legal separation but the saddle-mount fell through.
> > > > They need to rein in their emotions.
> > > The horses ass got custody of the tail and the centaur got the spur.
> > And came a crupper because of it.
> Spare the crupper, and the centaur's late for supper.
And be centaur stage for a chewing out.
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

Sir F.A. Rien

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Jan 18, 2012, 2:03:45 PM1/18/12
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On Wed, 18 Jan 2012 10:04:04 -0800 (PST), limericksmirkus blog
>On Jan 19, 12:57 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
>>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:

> > > > > A centaur on the Greek force,
>> > > > > > found his rear end being screwed by a horse.
>> > > > > > He angrily cursed about the humping:
>> > > > > > "I can't even file for divorce!!!"
>> > > > > Can you blame the horse?  It looked just like another horse's ass.
>> > > > They tried legal separation but the saddle-mount fell through.
>> > > They need to rein in their emotions.
>> > The horses ass got custody of the tail and the centaur got the spur.
>> And came a crupper because of it.
>Spare the crupper, and the centaur's late for supper.
I sent tar to the paver, but he crumpet into cold blogs.

Michael N. LeVine

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Jan 18, 2012, 3:27:20 PM1/18/12
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In article <1q5eh79s5kb3kbsic...@4ax.com>,
So, which asses fault is it?
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Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

limericksmirkus blog

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Jan 18, 2012, 9:37:02 PM1/18/12
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On Jan 19, 4:27 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <1q5eh79s5kb3kbsic5gt416f4b466r8...@4ax.com>,
>  Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:
>
> > On Wed, 18 Jan 2012 10:04:04 -0800 (PST), limericksmirkus blog
> > >On Jan 19, 12:57 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
> > >>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>
> > > > > > > A centaur on the Greek force,
> > >> > > > > > found his rear end being screwed by a horse.
> > >> > > > > > He angrily cursed about the humping:
> > >> > > > > > "I can't even file for divorce!!!"
> > >> > > > > Can you blame the horse?  It looked just like another horse's ass.
> > >> > > > They tried legal separation but the saddle-mount fell through.
> > >> > > They need to rein in their emotions.
> > >> > The horses ass got custody of the tail and the centaur got the spur.
> > >> And came a crupper because of it.
> > >Spare the crupper, and the centaur's late for supper.
> > I sent tar to the paver, but he crumpet into cold blogs.
>
> So, which asses fault is it?
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

While the pavement blogs were still cooling,
the centaur set his ass prints in it, or so it was tailed.

Michael N. LeVine

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Jan 19, 2012, 8:31:41 AM1/19/12
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In article
<d64afbea-1ede-4400...@p3g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,
limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > > > > A centaur on the Greek force,
> > > >> > > > > > found his rear end being screwed by a horse.
> > > >> > > > > > He angrily cursed about the humping:
> > > >> > > > > > "I can't even file for divorce!!!"
> > > >> > > > > Can you blame the horse?  It looked just like another horse's ass.
> > > >> > > > They tried legal separation but the saddle-mount fell through.
> > > >> > > They need to rein in their emotions.
> > > >> > The horses ass got custody of the tail and the centaur got the spur.
> > > >> And came a crupper because of it.
> > > >Spare the crupper, and the centaur's late for supper.
> > > I sent tar to the paver, but he crumpet into cold blogs.
> > So, which asses fault is it?
> While the pavement blogs were still cooling,
> the centaur set his ass prints in it, or so it was tailed.
I heard it was so hot out that the tar mak-ed a black spot on it.
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

limericksmirkus blog

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Jan 19, 2012, 1:34:54 PM1/19/12
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On Jan 19, 9:31 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <d64afbea-1ede-4400-b844-4f8ece6ba...@p3g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,
>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:> > > > > > > > A centaur on the Greek force,
> > > > >> > > > > > found his rear end being screwed by a horse.
> > > > >> > > > > > He angrily cursed about the humping:
> > > > >> > > > > > "I can't even file for divorce!!!"
> > > > >> > > > > Can you blame the horse?  It looked just like another horse's ass.
> > > > >> > > > They tried legal separation but the saddle-mount fell through.
> > > > >> > > They need to rein in their emotions.
> > > > >> > The horses ass got custody of the tail and the centaur got the spur.
> > > > >> And came a crupper because of it.
> > > > >Spare the crupper, and the centaur's late for supper.
> > > > I sent tar to the paver, but he crumpet into cold blogs.
> > > So, which asses fault is it?
> > While the pavement blogs were still cooling,
> > the centaur set his ass prints in it, or so it was tailed.
>
> I heard it was so hot out that the tar mak-ed a black spot on it.
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

I heard the centaur only got hayseed when he signed up for Disney's
Fantasia!

Michael N. LeVine

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Jan 19, 2012, 4:03:27 PM1/19/12
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In article
<565b2817-74b6-49cb...@m2g2000pbg.googlegroups.com>,
limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:

> On Jan 19, 9:31 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
> wrote:
> > In article
> > <d64afbea-1ede-4400-b844-4f8ece6ba...@p3g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,
> >  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:> > > > > > > > A centaur on the Greek force,
> > > > > >> > > > > > found his rear end being screwed by a horse.
> > > > > >> > > > > > He angrily cursed about the humping:
> > > > > >> > > > > > "I can't even file for divorce!!!"
> > > > > >> > > > > Can you blame the horse?  It looked just like another horse's ass.
> > > > > >> > > > They tried legal separation but the saddle-mount fell through.
> > > > > >> > > They need to rein in their emotions.
> > > > > >> > The horses ass got custody of the tail and the centaur got the spur.
> > > > > >> And came a crupper because of it.
> > > > > >Spare the crupper, and the centaur's late for supper.
> > > > > I sent tar to the paver, but he crumpet into cold blogs.
> > > > So, which asses fault is it?
> > > While the pavement blogs were still cooling,
> > > the centaur set his ass prints in it, or so it was tailed.
> > I heard it was so hot out that the tar mak-ed a black spot on it.
> I heard the centaur only got hayseed when he signed up for Disney's
> Fantasia!
Thats nuts, you cracker...
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

limericksmirkus blog

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On Jan 20, 5:03 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <565b2817-74b6-49cb-ab43-966eadfa0...@m2g2000pbg.googlegroups.com>,
>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jan 19, 9:31 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
> > wrote:
> > > In article
> > > <d64afbea-1ede-4400-b844-4f8ece6ba...@p3g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,
> > >  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:> > > > > > > > A centaur on the Greek force,
> > > > > > >> > > > > > found his rear end being screwed by a horse.
> > > > > > >> > > > > > He angrily cursed about the humping:
> > > > > > >> > > > > > "I can't even file for divorce!!!"
> > > > > > >> > > > > Can you blame the horse?  It looked just like another horse's ass.
> > > > > > >> > > > They tried legal separation but the saddle-mount fell through.
> > > > > > >> > > They need to rein in their emotions.
> > > > > > >> > The horses ass got custody of the tail and the centaur got the spur.
> > > > > > >> And came a crupper because of it.
> > > > > > >Spare the crupper, and the centaur's late for supper.
> > > > > > I sent tar to the paver, but he crumpet into cold blogs.
> > > > > So, which asses fault is it?
> > > > While the pavement blogs were still cooling,
> > > > the centaur set his ass prints in it, or so it was tailed.
> > > I heard it was so hot out that the tar mak-ed a black spot on it.
> > I heard the centaur only got hayseed when he signed up for Disney's
> > Fantasia!
>
> Thats nuts, you cracker...
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Well you know it was near the end of the great depression.
Everyone was working just from soup to nuts.

Michael N. LeVine

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\> > > > > > > > A centaur on the Greek force,
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > found his rear end being screwed by a horse.
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > He angrily cursed about the humping:
> > > > > > > >> > > > > > "I can't even file for divorce!!!"
> > > > > > > >> > > > > Can you blame the horse?  It looked just like another horse's ass.
> > > > > > > >> > > > They tried legal separation but the saddle-mount fell through.
> > > > > > > >> > > They need to rein in their emotions.
> > > > > > > >> > The horses ass got custody of the tail and the centaur got the spur.
> > > > > > > >> And came a crupper because of it.
> > > > > > > >Spare the crupper, and the centaur's late for supper.
> > > > > > > I sent tar to the paver, but he crumpet into cold blogs.
> > > > > > So, which asses fault is it?
> > > > > While the pavement blogs were still cooling,
> > > > > the centaur set his ass prints in it, or so it was tailed.
> > > > I heard it was so hot out that the tar mak-ed a black spot on it.
> > > I heard the centaur only got hayseed when he signed up for Disney's
> > > Fantasia!
> > Thats nuts, you cracker...
> Well you know it was near the end of the great depression.
> Everyone was working just from soup to nuts.
Everyone? You paint that era with a broth brush.
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

limericksmirkus blog

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On Jan 22, 9:22 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> \> > > > > > > > A centaur on the Greek force,
>
>
>
> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > found his rear end being screwed by a horse.
> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > He angrily cursed about the humping:
> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > "I can't even file for divorce!!!"
> > > > > > > > >> > > > > Can you blame the horse?  It looked just like another horse's ass.
> > > > > > > > >> > > > They tried legal separation but the saddle-mount fell through.
> > > > > > > > >> > > They need to rein in their emotions.
> > > > > > > > >> > The horses ass got custody of the tail and the centaur got the spur.
> > > > > > > > >> And came a crupper because of it.
> > > > > > > > >Spare the crupper, and the centaur's late for supper.
> > > > > > > > I sent tar to the paver, but he crumpet into cold blogs.
> > > > > > > So, which asses fault is it?
> > > > > > While the pavement blogs were still cooling,
> > > > > > the centaur set his ass prints in it, or so it was tailed.
> > > > > I heard it was so hot out that the tar mak-ed a black spot on it.
> > > > I heard the centaur only got hayseed when he signed up for Disney's
> > > > Fantasia!
> > > Thats nuts, you cracker...
> > Well you know it was near the end of the great depression.
> > Everyone was working just from soup to nuts.
>
> Everyone? You paint that era with a broth brush.
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Well Cheetah was working for bananas,
Bugs Bunny was working for carrots,
and eventually everyone else was working for ration stamps.

Michael N. LeVine

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Jan 22, 2012, 12:26:30 PM1/22/12
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In article
<07718701-aab3-4e4e...@o4g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,
limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > found his rear end being screwed by a horse.
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > He angrily cursed about the humping:
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > "I can't even file for divorce!!!"
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > Can you blame the horse?  It looked just like another horse's ass.
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > They tried legal separation but the saddle-mount fell through.
> > > > > > > > > >> > > They need to rein in their emotions.
> > > > > > > > > >> > The horses ass got custody of the tail and the centaur got the spur.
> > > > > > > > > >> And came a crupper because of it.
> > > > > > > > > >Spare the crupper, and the centaur's late for supper.
> > > > > > > > > I sent tar to the paver, but he crumpet into cold blogs.
> > > > > > > > So, which asses fault is it?
> > > > > > > While the pavement blogs were still cooling,
> > > > > > > the centaur set his ass prints in it, or so it was tailed.
> > > > > > I heard it was so hot out that the tar mak-ed a black spot on it.
> > > > > I heard the centaur only got hayseed when he signed up for Disney's
> > > > > Fantasia!
> > > > Thats nuts, you cracker...
> > > Well you know it was near the end of the great depression.
> > > Everyone was working just from soup to nuts.
> > Everyone? You paint that era with a broth brush.
> Well Cheetah was working for bananas,
> Bugs Bunny was working for carrots,
> and eventually everyone else was working for ration stamps.
You forgot Horton who was working for peanuts.
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

limericksmirkus blog

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On Jan 23, 1:26 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <07718701-aab3-4e4e-91a9-3bb888b4e...@o4g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

.....and Peanuts who was working for laughs!

Michael N. LeVine

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Jan 22, 2012, 3:09:20 PM1/22/12
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In article
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> .....and Peanuts who was working for laughs!
Ar you trying to be some sort of comic?
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limericksmirkus blog

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On Jan 23, 4:09 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
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> <ea87a076-b3b7-4d91-8df8-e6a00b61e...@kg1g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

I confess! But at least nowadays no one blames anyone of being a
commie?!

Michael N. LeVine

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Jan 23, 2012, 8:18:37 AM1/23/12
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In article
<85c5caa6-b544-4532...@i10g2000pbl.googlegroups.com>,
limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > While the pavement blogs were still cooling,
> > > > > > > > > > > the centaur set his ass prints in it, or so it was tailed.
> > > > > > > > > > I heard it was so hot out that the tar mak-ed a black spot on it.
> > > > > > > > > I heard the centaur only got hayseed when he signed up for Disney's
> > > > > > > > > Fantasia!
> > > > > > > > Thats nuts, you cracker...
> > > > > > > Well you know it was near the end of the great depression.
> > > > > > > Everyone was working just from soup to nuts.
> > > > > > Everyone? You paint that era with a broth brush.
> > > > > Well Cheetah was working for bananas,
> > > > > Bugs Bunny was working for carrots,
> > > > > and eventually everyone else was working for ration stamps.
> > > > You forgot Horton who was working for peanuts.
> > > .....and Peanuts who was working for laughs!
> > Ar you trying to be some sort of comic?
> I confess! But at least nowadays no one blames anyone of being a
> commie?!
That option got the red light....
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limericksmirkus blog

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On Jan 23, 9:18 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <85c5caa6-b544-4532-b205-0b91610da...@i10g2000pbl.googlegroups.com>,
>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>
>
>
> > > > > > > > > > > > While the pavement blogs were still cooling,
> > > > > > > > > > > > the centaur set his ass prints in it, or so it was tailed.
> > > > > > > > > > > I heard it was so hot out that the tar mak-ed a black spot on it.
> > > > > > > > > > I heard the centaur only got hayseed when he signed up for Disney's
> > > > > > > > > > Fantasia!
> > > > > > > > > Thats nuts, you cracker...
> > > > > > > > Well you know it was near the end of the great depression.
> > > > > > > > Everyone was working just from soup to nuts.
> > > > > > > Everyone? You paint that era with a broth brush.
> > > > > > Well Cheetah was working for bananas,
> > > > > > Bugs Bunny was working for carrots,
> > > > > > and eventually everyone else was working for ration stamps.
> > > > > You forgot Horton who was working for peanuts.
> > > > .....and Peanuts who was working for laughs!
> > > Ar you trying to be some sort of comic?
> > I confess!  But at least nowadays no one blames anyone of being a
> > commie?!
>
> That option got the red light....
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Well when the red light turned green it was charged.....

Michael N. LeVine

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limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > While the pavement blogs were still cooling,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > the centaur set his ass prints in it, or so it was tailed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I heard it was so hot out that the tar mak-ed a black spot on it.
> > > > > > > > > > > I heard the centaur only got hayseed when he signed up for Disney's
> > > > > > > > > > > Fantasia!
> > > > > > > > > > Thats nuts, you cracker...
> > > > > > > > > Well you know it was near the end of the great depression.
> > > > > > > > > Everyone was working just from soup to nuts.
> > > > > > > > Everyone? You paint that era with a broth brush.
> > > > > > > Well Cheetah was working for bananas,
> > > > > > > Bugs Bunny was working for carrots,
> > > > > > > and eventually everyone else was working for ration stamps.
> > > > > > You forgot Horton who was working for peanuts.
> > > > > .....and Peanuts who was working for laughs!
> > > > Ar you trying to be some sort of comic?
> > > I confess!  But at least nowadays no one blames anyone of being a
> > > commie?!
> > That option got the red light....
> Well when the red light turned green it was charged.....
I thought you were too yellow to carry it out!
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On Jan 24, 12:54 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <b9d35c13-b5b0-4bdb-98ef-bfe2446c2...@o4g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,
>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>
>
>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > While the pavement blogs were still cooling,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > the centaur set his ass prints in it, or so it was tailed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard it was so hot out that the tar mak-ed a black spot on it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I heard the centaur only got hayseed when he signed up for Disney's
> > > > > > > > > > > > Fantasia!
> > > > > > > > > > > Thats nuts, you cracker...
> > > > > > > > > > Well you know it was near the end of the great depression.
> > > > > > > > > > Everyone was working just from soup to nuts.
> > > > > > > > > Everyone? You paint that era with a broth brush.
> > > > > > > > Well Cheetah was working for bananas,
> > > > > > > > Bugs Bunny was working for carrots,
> > > > > > > > and eventually everyone else was working for ration stamps.
> > > > > > > You forgot Horton who was working for peanuts.
> > > > > > .....and Peanuts who was working for laughs!
> > > > > Ar you trying to be some sort of comic?
> > > > I confess!  But at least nowadays no one blames anyone of being a
> > > > commie?!
> > > That option got the red light....
> > Well when the red light turned green it was charged.....
>
> I thought you were too yellow to carry it out!
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Although it seems that most of the commies now are yellow,
they certainly 'aint cowards!!

Michael N. LeVine

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limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While the pavement blogs were still cooling,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the centaur set his ass prints in it, or so it was tailed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard it was so hot out that the tar mak-ed a black spot on it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard the centaur only got hayseed when he signed up for Disney's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Fantasia!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Thats nuts, you cracker...
> > > > > > > > > > > Well you know it was near the end of the great depression.
> > > > > > > > > > > Everyone was working just from soup to nuts.
> > > > > > > > > > Everyone? You paint that era with a broth brush.
> > > > > > > > > Well Cheetah was working for bananas,
> > > > > > > > > Bugs Bunny was working for carrots,
> > > > > > > > > and eventually everyone else was working for ration stamps.
> > > > > > > > You forgot Horton who was working for peanuts.
> > > > > > > .....and Peanuts who was working for laughs!
> > > > > > Ar you trying to be some sort of comic?
> > > > > I confess!  But at least nowadays no one blames anyone of being a
> > > > > commie?!
> > > > That option got the red light....
> > > Well when the red light turned green it was charged.....
> > I thought you were too yellow to carry it out!
> Although it seems that most of the commies now are yellow,
> they certainly 'aint cowards!!
Which is why you do not traffic with them?
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On Jan 26, 9:00 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <ce2b8e3b-716b-4759-b466-52e5e0f0c...@x6g2000pbk.googlegroups.com>,
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Communist or not, be very careful in traffic in the Far East of Asia.

Michael N. LeVine

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limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > While the pavement blogs were still cooling,
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > the centaur set his ass prints in it, or so it was tailed.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard it was so hot out that the tar mak-ed a black spot on it.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I heard the centaur only got hayseed when he signed up for Disney's
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fantasia!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thats nuts, you cracker...
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Well you know it was near the end of the great depression.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone was working just from soup to nuts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Everyone? You paint that era with a broth brush.
> > > > > > > > > > > Well Cheetah was working for bananas,
> > > > > > > > > > > Bugs Bunny was working for carrots,
> > > > > > > > > > > and eventually everyone else was working for ration stamps.
> > > > > > > > > > You forgot Horton who was working for peanuts.
> > > > > > > > > .....and Peanuts who was working for laughs!
> > > > > > > > Ar you trying to be some sort of comic?
> > > > > > > I confess!  But at least nowadays no one blames anyone of being a
> > > > > > > commie?!
> > > > > > That option got the red light....
> > > > > Well when the red light turned green it was charged.....
> > > > I thought you were too yellow to carry it out!
> > > Although it seems that most of the commies now are yellow,
> > > they certainly 'aint cowards!!
> > Which is why you do not traffic with them?
> Communist or not, be very careful in traffic in the Far East of Asia.
Especially the rickshaw operators. When they hit and run, they really hit and run.
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On Jan 27, 1:14 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <e884a62e-443b-4d66-909d-c9647ff9e...@v6g2000pba.googlegroups.com>,
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

It seems they never heard about the pedestrian's right of way.

Michael N. LeVine

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> It seems they never heard about the pedestrian's right of way.
But they drive on the left side there.
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On Jan 27, 7:51 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <d82fe173-621a-4d74-bf46-0de029241...@nu6g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

According to this thread we should all be driving on the centaur of
the road!

Michael N. LeVine

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In article
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limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote
> > > > > > > > > > That option got the red light....
> > > > > > > > > Well when the red light turned green it was charged.....
> > > > > > > > I thought you were too yellow to carry it out!
> > > > > > > Although it seems that most of the commies now are yellow,
> > > > > > > they certainly 'aint cowards!!
> > > > > > Which is why you do not traffic with them?
> > > > > Communist or not, be very careful in traffic in the Far East of Asia.
> > > > Especially the rickshaw operators. When  they hit and run, they really hit and run.
> > > It seems they never heard about the pedestrian's right of way.
> > But they drive on the left side there.
> According to this thread we should all be driving on the centaur of
> the road!
Quit horseing around....
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On Jan 27, 11:17 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <735304db-8d67-43bf-98e4-1676286f6...@iu7g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,
>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote> > > > > > > > > > That option got the red light....
> > > > > > > > > > Well when the red light turned green it was charged.....
> > > > > > > > > I thought you were too yellow to carry it out!
> > > > > > > > Although it seems that most of the commies now are yellow,
> > > > > > > > they certainly 'aint cowards!!
> > > > > > > Which is why you do not traffic with them?
> > > > > > Communist or not, be very careful in traffic in the Far East of Asia.
> > > > > Especially the rickshaw operators. When  they hit and run, they really hit and run.
> > > > It seems they never heard about the pedestrian's right of way.
> > > But they drive on the left side there.
> > According to this thread we should all be driving on the centaur of
> > the road!
>
> Quit horseing around....
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

If a mare has a brood of colts
does that increase her horsepower?

Michael N. LeVine

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Jan 27, 2012, 11:15:25 AM1/27/12
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In article
<1db1bd56-c627-4a11...@3g2000pbd.googlegroups.com>,
limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > Well when the red light turned green it was charged.....
> > > > > > > > > > I thought you were too yellow to carry it out!
> > > > > > > > > Although it seems that most of the commies now are yellow,
> > > > > > > > > they certainly 'aint cowards!!
> > > > > > > > Which is why you do not traffic with them?
> > > > > > > Communist or not, be very careful in traffic in the Far East of Asia.
> > > > > > Especially the rickshaw operators. When  they hit and run, they really hit and run.
> > > > > It seems they never heard about the pedestrian's right of way.
> > > > But they drive on the left side there.
> > > According to this thread we should all be driving on the centaur of
> > > the road!
> > Quit horseing around....
> If a mare has a brood of colts
> does that increase her horsepower?
No, but it gives her a racy reputation.
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On Jan 28, 12:15 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <1db1bd56-c627-4a11-bd58-6dc335056...@3g2000pbd.googlegroups.com>,
>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:> > > > > > > > > > > Well when the red light turned green it was charged.....
> > > > > > > > > > > I thought you were too yellow to carry it out!
> > > > > > > > > > Although it seems that most of the commies now are yellow,
> > > > > > > > > > they certainly 'aint cowards!!
> > > > > > > > > Which is why you do not traffic with them?
> > > > > > > > Communist or not, be very careful in traffic in the Far East of Asia.
> > > > > > > Especially the rickshaw operators. When  they hit and run, they really hit and run.
> > > > > > It seems they never heard about the pedestrian's right of way.
> > > > > But they drive on the left side there.
> > > > According to this thread we should all be driving on the centaur of
> > > > the road!
> > > Quit horseing around....
> > If a mare has a brood of colts
> > does that increase her horsepower?
>
> No, but it gives her a racy reputation.
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

Heard they're trying to breed thoroughbreds with greyhounds
To increase the horsepower on their bus fleet.

Michael N. LeVine

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Jan 27, 2012, 12:19:25 PM1/27/12
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In article
<f3231702-b709-4660...@ov1g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,
limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > Well when the red light turned green it was charged.....
> > > > > > > > > > > > I thought you were too yellow to carry it out!
> > > > > > > > > > > Although it seems that most of the commies now are yellow,
> > > > > > > > > > > they certainly 'aint cowards!!
> > > > > > > > > > Which is why you do not traffic with them?
> > > > > > > > > Communist or not, be very careful in traffic in the Far East of Asia.
> > > > > > > > Especially the rickshaw operators. When  they hit and run, they really hit and run.
> > > > > > > It seems they never heard about the pedestrian's right of way.
> > > > > > But they drive on the left side there.
> > > > > According to this thread we should all be driving on the centaur of
> > > > > the road!
> > > > Quit horseing around....
> > > If a mare has a brood of colts
> > > does that increase her horsepower?
> > No, but it gives her a racy reputation.
> Heard they're trying to breed thoroughbreds with greyhounds
> To increase the horsepower on their bus fleet.
As long as they don't go off road chasing rabbits...
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William B. (Billby)

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Jan 27, 2012, 6:48:40 PM1/27/12
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On 28/01/2012 1:19 AM, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> limericksmirkus blog<xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> Well when the red light turned green it was charged.....
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought you were too yellow to carry it out!
>>>>>>>>>>>> Although it seems that most of the commies now are yellow,
>>>>>>>>>>>> they certainly 'aint cowards!!
>>>>>>>>>>> Which is why you do not traffic with them?
>>>>>>>>>> Communist or not, be very careful in traffic in the Far East of Asia.
>>>>>>>>> Especially the rickshaw operators. When they hit and run, they really hit and run.
>>>>>>>> It seems they never heard about the pedestrian's right of way.
>>>>>>> But they drive on the left side there.
>>>>>> According to this thread we should all be driving on the centaur of
>>>>>> the road!
>>>>> Quit horseing around....
>>>> If a mare has a brood of colts
>>>> does that increase her horsepower?
>>> No, but it gives her a racy reputation.
>> Heard they're trying to breed thoroughbreds with greyhounds
>> To increase the horsepower on their bus fleet.
> As long as they don't go off road chasing rabbits...
Don't egg him on, Easter traffic is bad enough.

Michael N. LeVine

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Jan 28, 2012, 7:34:59 AM1/28/12
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In article <E8KdnXRLrPdHqr7S...@westnet.com.au>,
It is hare raising...

William B. (Billby)

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In their high speed borrows.

Michael N. LeVine

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In article <Rb6dnX2H1aARsrnS...@westnet.com.au>,
But do they ever pay back those loans?

limericksmirkus blog

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On Jan 29, 5:23 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <Rb6dnX2H1aARsrnSnZ2dnUVZ8r-dn...@westnet.com.au>,
>  "William B. (Billby)" <willbi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On 28/01/2012 8:34 PM, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> > > In article<E8KdnXRLrPdHqr7SnZ2dnUVZ8icAA...@westnet.com.au>,
> > >   "William B. (Billby)"<willbi...@gmail.com>  wrote:
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

BOT hare were they're bus kill.

Michael N. LeVine

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Jan 29, 2012, 7:15:58 AM1/29/12
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In article
<94ea96d6-5e63-4afa...@jn12g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,
limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>>> Especially the rickshaw operators. When  they hit and run, they really hit and run.
> > > >>>>>>>>>> It seems they never heard about the pedestrian's right of way.
> > > >>>>>>>>> But they drive on the left side there.
> > > >>>>>>>> According to this thread we should all be driving on the centaur of
> > > >>>>>>>> the road!
> > > >>>>>>> Quit horseing around....
> > > >>>>>> If a mare has a brood of colts
> > > >>>>>> does that increase her horsepower?
> > > >>>>> No, but it gives her a racy reputation.
> > > >>>> Heard they're trying to breed thoroughbreds with greyhounds
> > > >>>> To increase the horsepower on their bus fleet.
> > > >>> As long as they don't go off road  chasing rabbits...
> > > >> Don't egg him on, Easter traffic is bad enough.
> > > > It is hare raising...
> > > In their high speed borrows.
> > But do they ever pay back those loans?
> BOT hare were they're bus kill.
Requireing you to take tie away from your hare-m?
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Jan 29, 2012, 11:48:04 AM1/29/12
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On Jan 29, 8:15 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <94ea96d6-5e63-4afa-88b1-410bfb883...@jn12g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,
>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>
>
>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>>> Especially the rickshaw operators. When  they hit and run, they really hit and run.
> > > > >>>>>>>>>> It seems they never heard about the pedestrian's right of way.
> > > > >>>>>>>>> But they drive on the left side there.
> > > > >>>>>>>> According to this thread we should all be driving on the centaur of
> > > > >>>>>>>> the road!
> > > > >>>>>>> Quit horseing around....
> > > > >>>>>> If a mare has a brood of colts
> > > > >>>>>> does that increase her horsepower?
> > > > >>>>> No, but it gives her a racy reputation.
> > > > >>>> Heard they're trying to breed thoroughbreds with greyhounds
> > > > >>>> To increase the horsepower on their bus fleet.
> > > > >>> As long as they don't go off road  chasing rabbits...
> > > > >> Don't egg him on, Easter traffic is bad enough.
> > > > > It is hare raising...
> > > > In their high speed borrows.
> > > But do they ever pay back those loans?
> > BOT hare were  they're bus kill.
>
> Requireing you to take tie away from your hare-m?
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

.....don't need a hare-m, they bread too fast as it is!
That's why they're rare-bits!

Michael N. LeVine

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Jan 29, 2012, 2:02:44 PM1/29/12
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In article
<f72275b9-2a5f-467e...@o4g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,
limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> Especially the rickshaw operators. When  they hit and run, they really hit and run.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>> It seems they never heard about the pedestrian's right of way.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>> But they drive on the left side there.
> > > > > >>>>>>>> According to this thread we should all be driving on the centaur of
> > > > > >>>>>>>> the road!
> > > > > >>>>>>> Quit horseing around....
> > > > > >>>>>> If a mare has a brood of colts
> > > > > >>>>>> does that increase her horsepower?
> > > > > >>>>> No, but it gives her a racy reputation.
> > > > > >>>> Heard they're trying to breed thoroughbreds with greyhounds
> > > > > >>>> To increase the horsepower on their bus fleet.
> > > > > >>> As long as they don't go off road  chasing rabbits...
> > > > > >> Don't egg him on, Easter traffic is bad enough.
> > > > > > It is hare raising...
> > > > > In their high speed borrows.
> > > > But do they ever pay back those loans?
> > > BOT hare were  they're bus kill.
> > Requireing you to take tie away from your hare-m?
> .....don't need a hare-m, they bread too fast as it is!
> That's why they're rare-bits!
You need to pika and choose better.
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On Jan 30, 3:02 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <f72275b9-2a5f-467e-a596-ca36d0557...@o4g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,
>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>
>
>
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> Especially the rickshaw operators. When  they hit and run, they really hit and run.
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>>> It seems they never heard about the pedestrian's right of way.
> > > > > > >>>>>>>>> But they drive on the left side there.
> > > > > > >>>>>>>> According to this thread we should all be driving on the centaur of
> > > > > > >>>>>>>> the road!
> > > > > > >>>>>>> Quit horseing around....
> > > > > > >>>>>> If a mare has a brood of colts
> > > > > > >>>>>> does that increase her horsepower?
> > > > > > >>>>> No, but it gives her a racy reputation.
> > > > > > >>>> Heard they're trying to breed thoroughbreds with greyhounds
> > > > > > >>>> To increase the horsepower on their bus fleet.
> > > > > > >>> As long as they don't go off road  chasing rabbits...
> > > > > > >> Don't egg him on, Easter traffic is bad enough.
> > > > > > > It is hare raising...
> > > > > > In their high speed borrows.
> > > > > But do they ever pay back those loans?
> > > > BOT hare were  they're bus kill.
> > > Requireing you to take tie away from your hare-m?
> > .....don't need a hare-m, they bread too fast as it is!
> > That's why they're rare-bits!
>
> You need to pika and choose better.
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Knead spike shoes with butter.

Michael N. LeVine

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<3c51dbc3-b90f-4ce5...@x6g2000pbk.googlegroups.com>,
limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:

> On Jan 30, 3:02 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
> wrote:
> > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> Especially the rickshaw operators. When  they hit and run, they really hit and run.
> > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>> It seems they never heard about the pedestrian's right of way.
> > > > > > > >>>>>>>>> But they drive on the left side there.
> > > > > > > >>>>>>>> According to this thread we should all be driving on the centaur of
> > > > > > > >>>>>>>> the road!
> > > > > > > >>>>>>> Quit horseing around....
> > > > > > > >>>>>> If a mare has a brood of colts
> > > > > > > >>>>>> does that increase her horsepower?
> > > > > > > >>>>> No, but it gives her a racy reputation.
> > > > > > > >>>> Heard they're trying to breed thoroughbreds with greyhounds
> > > > > > > >>>> To increase the horsepower on their bus fleet.
> > > > > > > >>> As long as they don't go off road  chasing rabbits...
> > > > > > > >> Don't egg him on, Easter traffic is bad enough.
> > > > > > > > It is hare raising...
> > > > > > > In their high speed borrows.
> > > > > > But do they ever pay back those loans?
> > > > > BOT hare were  they're bus kill.
> > > > Requireing you to take tie away from your hare-m?
> > > .....don't need a hare-m, they bread too fast as it is!
> > > That's why they're rare-bits!
> > You need to pika and choose better.
> Knead spike shoes with butter.
are you trying to tapeti a new topic for this thread?
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Jan 30, 2012, 7:22:27 AM1/30/12
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On Jan 30, 7:09 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <3c51dbc3-b90f-4ce5-bfa9-8782f0908...@x6g2000pbk.googlegroups.com>,
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

No! I'm just scrambling your words punwise.

Michael N. LeVine

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<e3f175d6-4f10-4adf...@rk3g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,
limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> Especially the rickshaw operators. When  they hit and run, they really hit and run.
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>> It seems they never heard about the pedestrian's right of way.
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>> But they drive on the left side there.
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> According to this thread we should all be driving on the centaur of
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> the road!
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>> Quit horseing around....
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>> If a mare has a brood of colts
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>> does that increase her horsepower?
> > > > > > > > > >>>>> No, but it gives her a racy reputation.
> > > > > > > > > >>>> Heard they're trying to breed thoroughbreds with greyhounds
> > > > > > > > > >>>> To increase the horsepower on their bus fleet.
> > > > > > > > > >>> As long as they don't go off road  chasing rabbits...
> > > > > > > > > >> Don't egg him on, Easter traffic is bad enough.
> > > > > > > > > > It is hare raising...
> > > > > > > > > In their high speed borrows.
> > > > > > > > But do they ever pay back those loans?
> > > > > > > BOT hare were  they're bus kill.
> > > > > > Requireing you to take tie away from your hare-m?
> > > > > .....don't need a hare-m, they bread too fast as it is!
> > > > > That's why they're rare-bits!
> > > > You need to pika and choose better.
> > > Knead spike shoes with butter.
> > are you trying to tapeti a new topic for this thread?
>
> No! I'm just scrambling your words punwise.

I knew that spooner or later you would have to resort to that.
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On Jan 30, 8:44 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <e3f175d6-4f10-4adf-be27-ce9eb153c...@rk3g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

SPA-nerd o-pun-ered a 5 Star attack-fun.

Michael N. LeVine

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<ac33c36c-fa81-42a0...@s8g2000pbj.googlegroups.com>,
limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > In their high speed borrows.
> > > > > > > > > > But do they ever pay back those loans?
> > > > > > > > > BOT hare were  they're bus kill.
> > > > > > > > Requireing you to take tie away from your hare-m?
> > > > > > > .....don't need a hare-m, they bread too fast as it is!
> > > > > > > That's why they're rare-bits!
> > > > > > You need to pika and choose better.
> > > > > Knead spike shoes with butter.
> > > > are you trying to tapeti a new topic for this thread?
> > > No! I'm just scrambling your words punwise.
> > I knew that spooner or later you would have to resort to that.
> SPA-nerd o-pun-ered a 5 Star attack-fun.
Someone put star-ch in your underwear again?
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On Jan 30, 10:57 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <ac33c36c-fa81-42a0-8b5d-d5a6ed833...@s8g2000pbj.googlegroups.com>,
>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:> > > > > > > > > > > In their high speed borrows.
> > > > > > > > > > > But do they ever pay back those loans?
> > > > > > > > > > BOT hare were  they're bus kill.
> > > > > > > > > Requireing you to take tie away from your hare-m?
> > > > > > > > .....don't need a hare-m, they bread too fast as it is!
> > > > > > > > That's why they're rare-bits!
> > > > > > > You need to pika and choose better.
> > > > > > Knead spike shoes with butter.
> > > > > are you trying to tapeti a new topic for this thread?
> > > > No! I'm just scrambling your words punwise.
> > > I knew that spooner or later you would have to resort to that.
> > SPA-nerd o-pun-ered a 5 Star attack-fun.
>
> Someone put star-ch in your underwear again?
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

But I never use underwear, said the wear-wolf.?!

Michael N. LeVine

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Jan 30, 2012, 11:14:52 AM1/30/12
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In article
<b6411b5f-745a-403a...@b4g2000pbi.googlegroups.com>,
limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > In their high speed borrows.
> > > > > > > > > > > > But do they ever pay back those loans?
> > > > > > > > > > > BOT hare were  they're bus kill.
> > > > > > > > > > Requireing you to take tie away from your hare-m?
> > > > > > > > > .....don't need a hare-m, they bread too fast as it is!
> > > > > > > > > That's why they're rare-bits!
> > > > > > > > You need to pika and choose better.
> > > > > > > Knead spike shoes with butter.
> > > > > > are you trying to tapeti a new topic for this thread?
> > > > > No! I'm just scrambling your words punwise.
> > > > I knew that spooner or later you would have to resort to that.
> > > SPA-nerd o-pun-ered a 5 Star attack-fun.
> > Someone put star-ch in your underwear again?
> But I never use underwear, said the wear-wolf.?!
Just an overcoat?
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limericksmirkus blog

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On Jan 31, 12:14 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <b6411b5f-745a-403a-b207-3a09e2694...@b4g2000pbi.googlegroups.com>,
>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:> > > > > > > > > > > In their high speed borrows.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > But do they ever pay back those loans?
> > > > > > > > > > > > BOT hare were  they're bus kill.
> > > > > > > > > > > Requireing you to take tie away from your hare-m?
> > > > > > > > > > .....don't need a hare-m, they bread too fast as it is!
> > > > > > > > > > That's why they're rare-bits!
> > > > > > > > > You need to pika and choose better.
> > > > > > > > Knead spike shoes with butter.
> > > > > > > are you trying to tapeti a new topic for this thread?
> > > > > > No! I'm just scrambling your words punwise.
> > > > > I knew that spooner or later you would have to resort to that.
> > > > SPA-nerd o-pun-ered a 5 Star attack-fun.
> > > Someone put star-ch in your underwear again?
> > But I never use underwear, said the wear-wolf.?!
>
> Just an overcoat?
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

"Butt?? I never use underwear." Read up tights Ms. Riding Hood.

Michael N. LeVine

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In article
<25366cc6-b6f1-40e0...@rk3g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,
limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But do they ever pay back those loans?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > BOT hare were  they're bus kill.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Requireing you to take tie away from your hare-m?
> > > > > > > > > > > .....don't need a hare-m, they bread too fast as it is!
> > > > > > > > > > > That's why they're rare-bits!
> > > > > > > > > > You need to pika and choose better.
> > > > > > > > > Knead spike shoes with butter.
> > > > > > > > are you trying to tapeti a new topic for this thread?
> > > > > > > No! I'm just scrambling your words punwise.
> > > > > > I knew that spooner or later you would have to resort to that.
> > > > > SPA-nerd o-pun-ered a 5 Star attack-fun.
> > > > Someone put star-ch in your underwear again?
> > > But I never use underwear, said the wear-wolf.?!
> > Just an overcoat?
> "Butt?? I never use underwear." Read up tights Ms. Riding Hood.
You have been hose'd he whole time?
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limericksmirkus blog

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On Jan 31, 8:29 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <25366cc6-b6f1-40e0-8cc4-b1bcc81b3...@rk3g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,
>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:> > > > > > > > > > > > > > But do they ever pay back those loans?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > BOT hare were  they're bus kill.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Requireing you to take tie away from your hare-m?
> > > > > > > > > > > > .....don't need a hare-m, they bread too fast as it is!
> > > > > > > > > > > > That's why they're rare-bits!
> > > > > > > > > > > You need to pika and choose better.
> > > > > > > > > > Knead spike shoes with butter.
> > > > > > > > > are you trying to tapeti a new topic for this thread?
> > > > > > > > No! I'm just scrambling your words punwise.
> > > > > > > I knew that spooner or later you would have to resort to that.
> > > > > > SPA-nerd o-pun-ered a 5 Star attack-fun.
> > > > > Someone put star-ch in your underwear again?
> > > > But I never use underwear, said the wear-wolf.?!
> > > Just an overcoat?
> > "Butt?? I never use underwear." Read up tights Ms. Riding Hood.
>
> You have been hose'd he whole time?
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

That's because father time is a dirty old man!

Michael N. LeVine

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Jan 31, 2012, 8:39:51 AM1/31/12
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In article
<81d2165c-5387-438f...@k3g2000pbn.googlegroups.com>,
limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > BOT hare were  they're bus kill.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Requireing you to take tie away from your hare-m?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > .....don't need a hare-m, they bread too fast as it is!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That's why they're rare-bits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > You need to pika and choose better.
> > > > > > > > > > > Knead spike shoes with butter.
> > > > > > > > > > are you trying to tapeti a new topic for this thread?
> > > > > > > > > No! I'm just scrambling your words punwise.
> > > > > > > > I knew that spooner or later you would have to resort to that.
> > > > > > > SPA-nerd o-pun-ered a 5 Star attack-fun.
> > > > > > Someone put star-ch in your underwear again?
> > > > > But I never use underwear, said the wear-wolf.?!
> > > > Just an overcoat?
> > > "Butt?? I never use underwear." Read up tights Ms. Riding Hood.
> > You have been hose'd he whole time?
> That's because father time is a dirty old man!
He prefers Sexy Senior Citizen...
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limericksmirkus blog

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On Jan 31, 9:39 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <81d2165c-5387-438f-9ee2-16800af08...@k3g2000pbn.googlegroups.com>,
>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>
>
>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > BOT hare were  they're bus kill.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Requireing you to take tie away from your hare-m?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > .....don't need a hare-m, they bread too fast as it is!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's why they're rare-bits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You need to pika and choose better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Knead spike shoes with butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > are you trying to tapeti a new topic for this thread?
> > > > > > > > > > No! I'm just scrambling your words punwise.
> > > > > > > > > I knew that spooner or later you would have to resort to that.
> > > > > > > > SPA-nerd o-pun-ered a 5 Star attack-fun.
> > > > > > > Someone put star-ch in your underwear again?
> > > > > > But I never use underwear, said the wear-wolf.?!
> > > > > Just an overcoat?
> > > > "Butt?? I never use underwear." Read up tights Ms. Riding Hood.
> > > You have been hose'd he whole time?
> > That's because father time is a dirty old man!
>
> He prefers Sexy Senior Citizen...
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

We'll have to get him a gold chronic-o-meter!

Michael N. LeVine

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In article
<332c2335-d613-4312...@b10g2000pbd.googlegroups.com>,
limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > BOT hare were  they're bus kill.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Requireing you to take tie away from your hare-m?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .....don't need a hare-m, they bread too fast as it is!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's why they're rare-bits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need to pika and choose better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Knead spike shoes with butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > are you trying to tapeti a new topic for this thread?
> > > > > > > > > > > No! I'm just scrambling your words punwise.
> > > > > > > > > > I knew that spooner or later you would have to resort to that.
> > > > > > > > > SPA-nerd o-pun-ered a 5 Star attack-fun.
> > > > > > > > Someone put star-ch in your underwear again?
> > > > > > > But I never use underwear, said the wear-wolf.?!
> > > > > > Just an overcoat?
> > > > > "Butt?? I never use underwear." Read up tights Ms. Riding Hood.
> > > > You have been hose'd he whole time?
> > > That's because father time is a dirty old man!
> > He prefers Sexy Senior Citizen...
> We'll have to get him a gold chronic-o-meter!
Keep it up and I will report you to Herb Cane....
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limericksmirkus blog

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On Feb 1, 9:28 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <332c2335-d613-4312-8bb0-c63cea42b...@b10g2000pbd.googlegroups.com>,
>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>
>
>
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > BOT hare were  they're bus kill.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Requireing you to take tie away from your hare-m?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .....don't need a hare-m, they bread too fast as it is!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's why they're rare-bits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need to pika and choose better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Knead spike shoes with butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > are you trying to tapeti a new topic for this thread?
> > > > > > > > > > > > No! I'm just scrambling your words punwise.
> > > > > > > > > > > I knew that spooner or later you would have to resort to that.
> > > > > > > > > > SPA-nerd o-pun-ered a 5 Star attack-fun.
> > > > > > > > > Someone put star-ch in your underwear again?
> > > > > > > > But I never use underwear, said the wear-wolf.?!
> > > > > > > Just an overcoat?
> > > > > > "Butt?? I never use underwear." Read up tights Ms. Riding Hood.
> > > > > You have been hose'd he whole time?
> > > > That's because father time is a dirty old man!
> > > He prefers Sexy Senior Citizen...
> > We'll have to get him a gold chronic-o-meter!
>
> Keep it up and I will report you to Herb Cane....
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

You do the blurb, and I'll handle the Herb!

Michael N. LeVine

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In article
<3778f67e-bdd0-44d9...@vh10g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,
limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:

> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > BOT hare were  they're bus kill.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Requireing you to take tie away from your hare-m?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > .....don't need a hare-m, they bread too fast as it is!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's why they're rare-bits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need to pika and choose better.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Knead spike shoes with butter.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > are you trying to tapeti a new topic for this thread?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No! I'm just scrambling your words punwise.
> > > > > > > > > > > > I knew that spooner or later you would have to resort to that.
> > > > > > > > > > > SPA-nerd o-pun-ered a 5 Star attack-fun.
> > > > > > > > > > Someone put star-ch in your underwear again?
> > > > > > > > > But I never use underwear, said the wear-wolf.?!
> > > > > > > > Just an overcoat?
> > > > > > > "Butt?? I never use underwear." Read up tights Ms. Riding Hood.
> > > > > > You have been hose'd he whole time?
> > > > > That's because father time is a dirty old man!
> > > > He prefers Sexy Senior Citizen...
> > > We'll have to get him a gold chronic-o-meter!
> > Keep it up and I will report you to Herb Cane....
> You do the blurb, and I'll handle the Herb!
With me hoover-ing over your shoulder, it will never get done.
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Sir F.A. Rien

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>> > > > > > > "Butt?? I never use underwear." Read up tights Ms. Riding Hood.
>> > > > > > You have been hose'd he whole time?
>> > > > > That's because father time is a dirty old man!
>> > > > He prefers Sexy Senior Citizen...
>> > > We'll have to get him a gold chronic-o-meter!
>> > Keep it up and I will report you to Herb Cane....
>> You do the blurb, and I'll handle the Herb!
>With me hoover-ing over your shoulder, it will never get done.
Then you Dyson!

limericksmirkus blog

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....or you Lysol.

Michael N. LeVine

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Son of a bleach....

limericksmirkus blog

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On Feb 19, 10:07 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
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> In article
> <6ff3b5f7-f2fc-4c89-a915-d0be851a7...@tc8g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,
>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>
> > On Feb 3, 12:50 am, Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:
> > > >> > > > > > > "Butt?? I never use underwear." Read up tights Ms. Riding Hood.
> > > >> > > > > > You have been hose'd he whole time?
> > > >> > > > > That's because father time is a dirty old man!
> > > >> > > > He prefers Sexy Senior Citizen...
> > > >> > > We'll have to get him a gold chronic-o-meter!
> > > >> > Keep it up and I will report you to Herb Cane....
> > > >> You do the blurb, and I'll handle the Herb!
> > > >With me hoover-ing over your shoulder, it will never get done.
>
> > > Then you Dyson!
>
> > ....or you Lysol.
>
> Son of a bleach....
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

Keep it clean Mr. Sanetary!

Michael N. LeVine

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<3ebd68e5-348b-4904...@qt7g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,
limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > On Feb 3, 12:50 am, Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:
> > > > >> > > > > > > "Butt?? I never use underwear." Read up tights Ms. Riding Hood.
> > > > >> > > > > > You have been hose'd he whole time?
> > > > >> > > > > That's because father time is a dirty old man!
> > > > >> > > > He prefers Sexy Senior Citizen...
> > > > >> > > We'll have to get him a gold chronic-o-meter!
> > > > >> > Keep it up and I will report you to Herb Cane....
> > > > >> You do the blurb, and I'll handle the Herb!
> > > > >With me hoover-ing over your shoulder, it will never get done.
> > > > Then you Dyson!
> > > ....or you Lysol.
> > Son of a bleach....
> Keep it clean Mr. Sanetary!
Mr, clean with you is impossible.
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Sir F.A. Rien

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Feb 19, 2012, 12:53:32 PM2/19/12
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>> > > > >> > > We'll have to get him a gold chronic-o-meter!
>> > > > >> > Keep it up and I will report you to Herb Cane....
>> > > > >> You do the blurb, and I'll handle the Herb!
>> > > > >With me hoover-ing over your shoulder, it will never get done.
>> > > > Then you Dyson!
>> > > ....or you Lysol.
>> > Son of a bleach....
>> Keep it clean Mr. Sanetary!
>Mr, clean with you is impossible.
Get out the Spic & Span the rod ...

Michael N. LeVine

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Feb 19, 2012, 1:48:27 PM2/19/12
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In article <ind2k7dhjvndgllq8...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

And he is out of here like a comet.

limericksmirkus blog

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On Feb 20, 2:48 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <ind2k7dhjvndgllq8r99301l5sarh6e...@4ax.com>,
>  Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:
>
> > >> > > > >> > > We'll have to get him a gold chronic-o-meter!
> > >> > > > >> > Keep it up and I will report you to Herb Cane....
> > >> > > > >> You do the blurb, and I'll handle the Herb!
> > >> > > > >With me hoover-ing over your shoulder, it will never get done.
> > >> > > > Then you Dyson!
> > >> > > ....or you Lysol.
> > >> > Son of a bleach....
> > >> Keep it clean Mr. Sanetary!
> > >Mr, clean with you is impossible.
> > Get out the Spic & Span the rod ...
>
> And he is out of here like a comet.
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

You may want to mano e mano the drano.

Michael N. LeVine

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Feb 20, 2012, 6:09:15 AM2/20/12
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<8b40c878-da43-4c55...@og8g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,
limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > >> > > > >> > > We'll have to get him a gold chronic-o-meter!
> > > >> > > > >> > Keep it up and I will report you to Herb Cane....
> > > >> > > > >> You do the blurb, and I'll handle the Herb!
> > > >> > > > >With me hoover-ing over your shoulder, it will never get done.
> > > >> > > > Then you Dyson!
> > > >> > > ....or you Lysol.
> > > >> > Son of a bleach....
> > > >> Keep it clean Mr. Sanetary!
> > > >Mr, clean with you is impossible.
> > > Get out the Spic & Span the rod ...
> > And he is out of here like a comet.
> You may want to mano e mano the drano.
With a snake like you in his corner?
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Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

limericksmirkus blog

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On Feb 20, 7:09 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <8b40c878-da43-4c55-b710-79797a905...@og8g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,
>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:> > > >> > > > >> > > We'll have to get him a gold chronic-o-meter!
> > > > >> > > > >> > Keep it up and I will report you to Herb Cane....
> > > > >> > > > >> You do the blurb, and I'll handle the Herb!
> > > > >> > > > >With me hoover-ing over your shoulder, it will never get done.
> > > > >> > > > Then you Dyson!
> > > > >> > > ....or you Lysol.
> > > > >> > Son of a bleach....
> > > > >> Keep it clean Mr. Sanetary!
> > > > >Mr, clean with you is impossible.
> > > > Get out the Spic & Span the rod ...
> > > And he is out of here like a comet.
> > You may want to mano e mano the drano.
>
> With a snake like you in his corner?
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

Oh Drano boy the pipes the pipes are clearing.

Michael N. LeVine

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limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> >  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:> > > >> > > > >> > > We'll have to get him a gold chronic-o-meter!
> > > > > >> > > > >> > Keep it up and I will report you to Herb Cane....
> > > > > >> > > > >> You do the blurb, and I'll handle the Herb!
> > > > > >> > > > >With me hoover-ing over your shoulder, it will never get done.
> > > > > >> > > > Then you Dyson!
> > > > > >> > > ....or you Lysol.
> > > > > >> > Son of a bleach....
> > > > > >> Keep it clean Mr. Sanetary!
> > > > > >Mr, clean with you is impossible.
> > > > > Get out the Spic & Span the rod ...
> > > > And he is out of here like a comet.
> > > You may want to mano e mano the drano.
> > With a snake like you in his corner?
> Oh Drano boy the pipes the pipes are clearing.
Gets you not very anti-septic tanks from me.
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Sir F.A. Rien

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Feb 20, 2012, 12:28:34 PM2/20/12
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>> > > >> > > > Then you Dyson!
>> > > >> > > ....or you Lysol.
>> > > >> > Son of a bleach....
>> > > >> Keep it clean Mr. Sanetary!
>> > > >Mr, clean with you is impossible.
>> > > Get out the Spic & Span the rod ...
>> > And he is out of here like a comet.
>> You may want to mano e mano the drano.
>With a snake like you in his corner?
He's seen off many, be careful!

limericksmirkus blog

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Feb 20, 2012, 8:15:47 PM2/20/12
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snake snack don't come back.

Sir F.A. Rien

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>> >> > > >> Keep it clean Mr. Sanetary!
>> >> > > >Mr, clean with you is impossible.
>> >> > > Get out the Spic & Span the rod ...
>> >> > And he is out of here like a comet.
>> >> You may want to mano e mano the drano.
>> >With a snake like you in his corner?
>> He's seen off many, be careful!
>snake snack don't come back.
Mantra of the Plumber's friend?

limericksmirkus blog

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Feb 22, 2012, 8:48:12 AM2/22/12
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....wondering where people used to puke before they had toilet bowls.

Michael N. LeVine

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Why did you have to throw up that scenario?

Sir F.A. Rien

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>> >> >> > > Get out the Spic & Span the rod ...
>> >> >> > And he is out of here like a comet.
>> >> >> You may want to mano e mano the drano.
>> >> >With a snake like you in his corner?
>> >> He's seen off many, be careful!
>> >snake snack don't come back.
>> Mantra of the Plumber's friend?
>....wondering where people used to puke before they had toilet bowls.
Hyacinth's Bucket ... ? You do have to Keep Up Appearances!

limericksmirkus blog

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On Feb 23, 12:40 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <17763d03-80d4-45ab-a1a1-029b76805...@z7g2000pbr.googlegroups.com>,
>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
>
> > On Feb 22, 12:42 am, Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:
> > > >> >> > > >> Keep it clean Mr. Sanetary!
> > > >> >> > > >Mr, clean with you is impossible.
> > > >> >> > > Get out the Spic & Span the rod ...
> > > >> >> > And he is out of here like a comet.
> > > >> >> You may want to mano e mano the drano.
> > > >> >With a snake like you in his corner?
> > > >> He's seen off many, be careful!
> > > >snake snack don't come back.
>
> > > Mantra of the Plumber's friend?
>
> > ....wondering where people used to puke before they had toilet bowls.
>
> Why did you have to throw up that scenario?
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

Imagine that sooner or later we will get our come-up-ance.

limericksmirkus blog

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Feb 23, 2012, 5:04:37 AM2/23/12
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Why lysol was invented?

Michael N. LeVine

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limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > >> >> > > >> Keep it clean Mr. Sanetary!
> > > > >> >> > > >Mr, clean with you is impossible.
> > > > >> >> > > Get out the Spic & Span the rod ...
> > > > >> >> > And he is out of here like a comet.
> > > > >> >> You may want to mano e mano the drano.
> > > > >> >With a snake like you in his corner?
> > > > >> He's seen off many, be careful!
> > > > >snake snack don't come back.
> > > > Mantra of the Plumber's friend?
> > > ....wondering where people used to puke before they had toilet bowls.
> > Why did you have to throw up that scenario?
> Imagine that sooner or later we will get our come-up-ance.
So you can hurl it in our faces later?
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limericksmirkus blog

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On Feb 23, 7:56 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <84682526-5e05-4b5f-b198-52155cea7...@og8g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>,
>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:> > > > >> >> > > >> Keep it clean Mr. Sanetary!
> > > > > >> >> > > >Mr, clean with you is impossible.
> > > > > >> >> > > Get out the Spic & Span the rod ...
> > > > > >> >> > And he is out of here like a comet.
> > > > > >> >> You may want to mano e mano the drano.
> > > > > >> >With a snake like you in his corner?
> > > > > >> He's seen off many, be careful!
> > > > > >snake snack don't come back.
> > > > > Mantra of the Plumber's friend?
> > > > ....wondering where people used to puke before they had toilet bowls.
> > > Why did you have to throw up that scenario?
> > Imagine that sooner or later we will get our come-up-ance.
>
> So you can hurl it in our faces later?
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

I knew a girl twirler who hurled it once into the marching band tuba.

Michael N. LeVine

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In article
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limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> >  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:> > > > >> >> > > >> Keep it clean Mr. Sanetary!
> > > > > > >> >> > > >Mr, clean with you is impossible.
> > > > > > >> >> > > Get out the Spic & Span the rod ...
> > > > > > >> >> > And he is out of here like a comet.
> > > > > > >> >> You may want to mano e mano the drano.
> > > > > > >> >With a snake like you in his corner?
> > > > > > >> He's seen off many, be careful!
> > > > > > >snake snack don't come back.
> > > > > > Mantra of the Plumber's friend?
> > > > > ....wondering where people used to puke before they had toilet bowls.
> > > > Why did you have to throw up that scenario?
> > > Imagine that sooner or later we will get our come-up-ance.
> > So you can hurl it in our faces later?
> I knew a girl twirler who hurled it once into the marching band tuba.
Did he blow it?
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limericksmirkus blog

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On Feb 23, 9:09 pm, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article
> <33fbb183-08fd-40bd-a744-36b767267...@qs5g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,
>  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:> >  limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:> > > > >> >> > > >> Keep it clean Mr. Sanetary!
> > > > > > > >> >> > > >Mr, clean with you is impossible.
> > > > > > > >> >> > > Get out the Spic & Span the rod ...
> > > > > > > >> >> > And he is out of here like a comet.
> > > > > > > >> >> You may want to mano e mano the drano.
> > > > > > > >> >With a snake like you in his corner?
> > > > > > > >> He's seen off many, be careful!
> > > > > > > >snake snack don't come back.
> > > > > > > Mantra of the Plumber's friend?
> > > > > > ....wondering where people used to puke before they had toilet bowls.
> > > > > Why did you have to throw up that scenario?
> > > > Imagine that sooner or later we will get our come-up-ance.
> > > So you can hurl it in our faces later?
> > I knew a girl twirler who hurled it once into the marching band tuba.
>
> Did he blow it?
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

He blew it way up into the sport channel's whirly bird rotor covering
the game!

Michael N. LeVine

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Feb 23, 2012, 10:13:47 AM2/23/12
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<a877bbfb-a395-44c9...@ir9g2000pbc.googlegroups.com>,
limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > > > > > > >> >> > > >Mr, clean with you is impossible.
> > > > > > > > >> >> > > Get out the Spic & Span the rod ...
> > > > > > > > >> >> > And he is out of here like a comet.
> > > > > > > > >> >> You may want to mano e mano the drano.
> > > > > > > > >> >With a snake like you in his corner?
> > > > > > > > >> He's seen off many, be careful!
> > > > > > > > >snake snack don't come back.
> > > > > > > > Mantra of the Plumber's friend?
> > > > > > > ....wondering where people used to puke before they had toilet bowls.
> > > > > > Why did you have to throw up that scenario?
> > > > > Imagine that sooner or later we will get our come-up-ance.
> > > > So you can hurl it in our faces later?
> > > I knew a girl twirler who hurled it once into the marching band tuba.
> > Did he blow it?
> He blew it way up into the sport channel's whirly bird rotor covering
> the game!
Then it really hit the fan?
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Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com

Sir F.A. Rien

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Feb 23, 2012, 11:26:26 AM2/23/12
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>> >> >> >With a snake like you in his corner?
>> >> >> He's seen off many, be careful!
>> >> >snake snack don't come back.
>> >> Mantra of the Plumber's friend?
>> >....wondering where people used to puke before they had toilet bowls.
>> Hyacinth's Bucket ... ? You do have to Keep Up Appearances!
>Why lysol was invented?
It was whipped up for a pussy who couldn't stand scrubbing.

limericksmirkus blog

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Feb 27, 2012, 10:59:02 AM2/27/12
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It came up during a wave cheer.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Feb 28, 2012, 11:32:26 AM2/28/12
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>> >> >> >snake snack don't come back.
>> >> >> Mantra of the Plumber's friend?
>> >> >....wondering where people used to puke before they had toilet bowls.
>> >> Hyacinth's Bucket ... ? You do have to Keep Up Appearances!
>> >Why lysol was invented?
>> It was whipped up for a pussy who couldn't stand scrubbing.
>It came up during a wave cheer.
Usually those who wave are Spic-N-Span.

limericksmirkus blog

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Mar 13, 2012, 5:25:35 PM3/13/12
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Apparently the puke landed on the seat ahead during the wave cheer,
and the front row chucked up over the railing and onto the ball boys.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 14, 2012, 12:36:38 PM3/14/12
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>> >> >> >....wondering where people used to puke before they had toilet bowls.
>> >> >> Hyacinth's Bucket ... ? You do have to Keep Up Appearances!
>> >> >Why lysol was invented?
>> >> It was whipped up for a pussy who couldn't stand scrubbing.
>> >It came up during a wave cheer.
>> Usually those who wave are Spic-N-Span.
>Apparently the puke landed on the seat ahead during the wave cheer,
>and the front row chucked up over the railing and onto the ball boys.
Where was that dug out from?

limericksmirkus blog

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Mar 19, 2012, 6:07:42 PM3/19/12
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They were drinking too much green beer during spring training, thus
the outcome was underrated!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 20, 2012, 11:58:40 AM3/20/12
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>> >> >> >Why lysol was invented?
>> >> >> It was whipped up for a pussy who couldn't stand scrubbing.
>> >> >It came up during a wave cheer.
>> >> Usually those who wave are Spic-N-Span.
>> >Apparently the puke landed on the seat ahead during the wave cheer,
>> >and the front row chucked up over the railing and onto the ball boys.
>> Where was that dug out from?
>They were drinking too much green beer during spring training, thus
>the outcome was underrated!
Too many pitchers, mounds of trouble!

limericksmirkus blog

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Mar 24, 2012, 11:55:24 AM3/24/12
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He came up with a devestating new pitch: the up chuck strike ball.

nemo

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Mar 31, 2012, 6:58:10 PM3/31/12
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Famous C & W singer's cleavage: Centaur Parton.


nemo

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On Mar 20, 11:58 am, Sir F.A. Rien <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:
> >> >> >> >Why lysol was invented?
> >> >> >> It was whipped up for a pussy who couldn't stand scrubbing.
> >> >> >It came up during a wave cheer.
> >> >> Usually those who wave are Spic-N-Span.
> >> >Apparently the puke landed on the seat ahead during the wave cheer,
> >> >and the front row chucked up over the railing and onto the ball boys.
> >> Where was that dug out from?
> >They were drinking too much green beer during spring training, thus
> >the outcome was underrated!
>
> Too many pitchers, mounds of trouble!

Sounds like an insecure art gallery up a hill.

limericksmirkus blog

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Apr 13, 2012, 10:17:51 AM4/13/12
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Playing April Fools.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 13, 2012, 11:18:29 AM4/13/12
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>> > >> Where was that dug out from?
>> > >They were drinking too much green beer during spring training, thus
>> > >the outcome was underrated!
>> > Too many pitchers, mounds of trouble!
>> Sounds like an insecure art gallery up a hill.
>> He came up with a devestating new pitch: the up chuck strike ball.
>Playing April Fools.
The boys of Sommer, where?

nemo

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Apr 19, 2012, 10:16:49 PM4/19/12
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Sommer where or other.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 20, 2012, 6:25:47 AM4/20/12
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In article <XH3kr.244937$mj1....@fx25.am4>,
Nothing specific springs to mind?

limericksmirkus blog

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On Apr 20, 6:25 am, "Michael N. LeVine" <mlevinespmf...@redshift.com>
wrote:
> In article <XH3kr.244937$mj1.53...@fx25.am4>,
>
>  nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> > On 13/04/2012 16:18, Sir F.A. Rien wrote:
> > >>>>>> Where was that dug out from?
> > >>>>> They were drinking too much green beer during spring training, thus
> > >>>>> the outcome was underrated!
> > >>>> Too many pitchers, mounds of trouble!
> > >>> Sounds like an insecure art gallery up a hill.
> > >>> He came up with a devestating new pitch: the up chuck strike ball.
> > >> Playing April Fools.
> > > The boys of Sommer, where?
>
> > Sommer where or other.
>
> Nothing specific springs to mind?
> --
> Michael LeVine -  mlev...@redshift.com
> "Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker
> over the U.S. Debt is like watching two drunks argue
> over a bar bill on the Titanic."

But the Girls of Sommer play without any balls at all!

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 21, 2012, 7:19:16 AM4/21/12
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<e72ffc51-526d-4545...@v22g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>,
limericksmirkus blog <xtx...@yahoo.com.tw> wrote:
> > > >>>>>> Where was that dug out from?
> > > >>>>> They were drinking too much green beer during spring training, thus
> > > >>>>> the outcome was underrated!
> > > >>>> Too many pitchers, mounds of trouble!
> > > >>> Sounds like an insecure art gallery up a hill.
> > > >>> He came up with a devestating new pitch: the up chuck strike ball.
> > > >> Playing April Fools.
> > > > The boys of Sommer, where?
> >
> > > Sommer where or other.
> >
> > Nothing specific springs to mind?
>
> But the Girls of Sommer play without any balls at all!

Do you expect me to fall for that?
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Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
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