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Nemo

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Mar 13, 2013, 8:58:33 AM3/13/13
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"In view of the Prime Monster's recent U-turn on alcohol pricing, can he
tell the House, is there anything . . . he could organise . . . . in a
brewery?"

At least David Cameraman had the good grace to smile! He's still an
over-scrubbed facsist upper-class-twit public-school tory c**t though!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 13, 2013, 11:26:09 AM3/13/13
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Besides, he doesn't use Bammity's "Flying Finger Of Blame".

Nemo

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Mar 14, 2013, 1:59:33 AM3/14/13
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About 5,740 results for a daft negative engram of a word like that!

What a calamity!

That was a particular comedian's catchphrase in the days of steam radio
and no TV BTW. No sign of it on the www now, or him. Sad.

I can hear him saying it in a highly over-acted manner my mind's ear but
I just can't recall his name. Sounds like a cross between Will Hay and
Tommy Handley.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Mar 14, 2013, 11:24:11 AM3/14/13
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>> Besides, he doesn't use Bammity's "Flying Finger Of Blame".
>About 5,740 results for a daft negative engram of a word like that!
>What a calamity!
>That was a particular comedian's catchphrase in the days of steam radio
>and no TV BTW. No sign of it on the www now, or him. Sad.
>I can hear him saying it in a highly over-acted manner my mind's ear but
>I just can't recall his name. Sounds like a cross between Will Hay and
>Tommy Handley.
It was the pointy end of the shtick.

Nemo

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Apr 8, 2013, 3:06:09 PM4/8/13
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Yers. After that he'd walk off-stage in single file with his enthusiasm
blunty, sorry, blunted.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 9, 2013, 11:02:07 AM4/9/13
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>>> I can hear him saying it in a highly over-acted manner my mind's ear but
>>> I just can't recall his name. Sounds like a cross between Will Hay and
>>> Tommy Handley.
>> It was the pointy end of the shtick.
>Yers. After that he'd walk off-stage in single file with his enthusiasm
>blunty, sorry, blunted.
Is that where you'd Snagglepuss afterwards?

Nemo

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Apr 9, 2013, 9:01:58 PM4/9/13
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Iyyyy've never snaggled a puss in my life!

Praps that's where Catamites got their name, and priests and monks saw
what they were doing and thought: I'll have a bit of that! - and chose
not the cats and decided to altar boys instead! Trouble is: a lot of em
still think they're entitled!

Oh! The pun! Yes! OK.

File - point - blunted?

Get it?
Got it!
Good!

The bind moggles!

Miiiaaaooowwwww!

RSPCA: Untie that cat immediately, your reverence!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 10, 2013, 11:21:05 AM4/10/13
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>>>> It was the pointy end of the shtick.
>>> Yers. After that he'd walk off-stage in single file with his enthusiasm
>>> blunty, sorry, blunted.
>> Is that where you'd Snagglepuss afterwards?
>Iyyyy've never snaggled a puss in my life!
>Praps that's where Catamites got their name
>Miiiaaaooowwwww!
>RSPCA: Untie that cat immediately, your reverence!
Now -=there=- was a Bond with pussy, galore!

Nemo

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Apr 12, 2013, 8:22:12 PM4/12/13
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On 10/04/2013 16:21, Sir F.A. Rien wrote:
>>>>> It was the pointy end of the shtick.
>>>> Yers. After that he'd walk off-stage in single file with his enthusiasm
>>>> blunty, sorry, blunted.
>>> Is that where you'd Snagglepuss afterwards?
>> Iyyyy've never snaggled a puss in my life!
>> Praps that's where Catamites got their name
. . and priests and monks saw what they were doing and thought: I'll
have a bit of that! - and chose not the cats and decided to altar boys
instead! Trouble is: a lot of em still think they're entitled!

Oh! The pun! Yes! OK.
File - point - blunted?
Get it?
Got it!
Good!

The bind moggles!
Miiiaaaooowwwww!
RSPCA: Untie that cat immediately, your reverence! >>

> Now -=there=- was a Bond with pussy, galore!

Or Gloria, if ee can play it on his organ if he doesn;t slide off the
seat and land on his bass!




Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 13, 2013, 11:02:28 AM4/13/13
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>>>> Is that where you'd Snagglepuss afterwards?
>>> Iyyyy've never snaggled a puss in my life!
>>> Praps that's where Catamites got their name
>> Now -=there=- was a Bond with pussy, galore!
>Or Gloria, if ee can play it on his organ if he doesn;t slide off the
>seat and land on his bass!
Pussy Gloria? That would be a catawumpus ...

Nemo

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Apr 14, 2013, 7:37:39 PM4/14/13
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That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
professor called Cat O'Wall.

That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((




Nemo (Still alive! - while the Big Bad Witch is dead! Ding dong! - That
song's gone to No.2 now BTW!)

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 15, 2013, 10:37:32 AM4/15/13
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>>>>> Iyyyy've never snaggled a puss in my life!
>>>>> Praps that's where Catamites got their name
>>>> Now -=there=- was a Bond with pussy, galore!
>>> Or Gloria, if ee can play it on his organ if he doesn;t slide off the
>>> seat and land on his bass!
>> Pussy Gloria? That would be a catawumpus ...
>That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>professor called Cat O'Wall.
With his penchant for tall stories, he's a Cat-O-Nine Tales.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 15, 2013, 12:51:19 PM4/15/13
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In article <134om8hsm291hj2cp...@4ax.com>,
I thought he had a whole cat-alog of them...
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"I can remember when a liberal was one
who was generous with his own money"
Will Rogers

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 16, 2013, 10:58:13 AM4/16/13
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>> >> Pussy Gloria? That would be a catawumpus ...
>> >That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>> >professor called Cat O'Wall.
>> With his penchant for tall stories, he's a Cat-O-Nine Tales.
>I thought he had a whole cat-alog of them...
He does, each arranged in different cat-a-gorey.
<http://goreydetails.net/shop/images/gorey-silver-cat-jewelry-books.jpg>

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 16, 2013, 1:14:12 PM4/16/13
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In article <gdpqm858fa0i3rtla...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

Including one cat-ch all topic.

Nemo

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Apr 16, 2013, 6:24:17 PM4/16/13
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Ere? Where's mine gone???

That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
professor called Cat O'Wall.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 17, 2013, 8:13:51 AM4/17/13
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In article <nckbt.3395$z82....@fx07.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:

> >>>>> Pussy Gloria? That would be a catawumpus ...
> >>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
> >>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
> >>> With his penchant for tall stories, he's a Cat-O-Nine Tales.
> >> I thought he had a whole cat-alog of them...
> > He does, each arranged in different cat-a-gorey.
> > <http://goreydetails.net/shop/images/gorey-silver-cat-jewelry-books.jpg>
> Ere? Where's mine gone???
>
> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>
> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...

William B. (Billby)

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Apr 17, 2013, 9:16:45 AM4/17/13
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>>>>>>> Pussy Gloria? That would be a catawumpus ...
>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>>>> With his penchant for tall stories, he's a Cat-O-Nine Tales.
>>>> I thought he had a whole cat-alog of them...
>>> He does, each arranged in different cat-a-gorey.
>>> <http://goreydetails.net/shop/images/gorey-silver-cat-jewelry-books.jpg>
>> Ere? Where's mine gone???
>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
Try to avoid giving the cat a tonic.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 17, 2013, 9:32:29 AM4/17/13
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In article <CMmdnZHYOplXPfPM...@westnet.com.au>,
And get cat-calls from the SPCA..

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 17, 2013, 10:55:16 AM4/17/13
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>> >>> He does, each arranged in different cat-a-gorey.
>> >> Ere? Where's mine gone???
>> >> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>> >> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>> >> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
>> > The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
>> Try to avoid giving the cat a tonic.
>And get cat-calls from the SPCA..
Ask any cat, they ain't animules, so it's the SPCC !

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 17, 2013, 10:56:33 AM4/17/13
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>> >> With his penchant for tall stories, he's a Cat-O-Nine Tales.
>> >I thought he had a whole cat-alog of them...
>> He does, each arranged in different cat-a-gorey.
>> <http://goreydetails.net/shop/images/gorey-silver-cat-jewelry-books.jpg>
>Including one cat-ch all topic.
The stock market is like a kitten on the keynesian.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 17, 2013, 12:56:39 PM4/17/13
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In article <asdtm8peiv5k3srih...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

You do sound rather dogged about it..

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 17, 2013, 12:58:45 PM4/17/13
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In article <pudtm8tad2h7uj9t4...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

Did you mean that litter-ally?

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 18, 2013, 10:07:20 AM4/18/13
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>> >> >> With his penchant for tall stories, he's a Cat-O-Nine Tales.
>> >> >I thought he had a whole cat-alog of them...
>> >> He does, each arranged in different cat-a-gorey.
>> >> <http://goreydetails.net/shop/images/gorey-silver-cat-jewelry-books.jpg>
>> >Including one cat-ch all topic.
>> The stock market is like a kitten on the keynesian.
>Did you mean that litter-ally?
It pussyfoots around, then pounces. Mice going, poys!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 18, 2013, 10:09:12 AM4/18/13
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>> >> >> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>> >> >> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>> >> >> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
>> >> > The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
>> >> Try to avoid giving the cat a tonic.
>> >And get cat-calls from the SPCA..
>> Ask any cat, they ain't animules, so it's the SPCC !
>You do sound rather dogged about it..
Cats are too nefarious to be dogged.
They think they have claws for contempt !

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 18, 2013, 11:17:58 AM4/18/13
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In article <5fvvm89da7c598vdl...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

So, in for a penny, in for a pounce...

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 18, 2013, 11:18:36 AM4/18/13
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In article <qgvvm85g3b1j911d1...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
That would cause people to paws...

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 19, 2013, 11:25:16 AM4/19/13
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>> >> >And get cat-calls from the SPCA..
>> >> Ask any cat, they ain't animules, so it's the SPCC !
>> >You do sound rather dogged about it..
>> Cats are too nefarious to be dogged.
>> They think they have claws for contempt !
>That would cause people to paws...
When you gato, go!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 19, 2013, 11:26:07 AM4/19/13
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>> >> >Including one cat-ch all topic.
>> >> The stock market is like a kitten on the keynesian.
>> >Did you mean that litter-ally?
>> It pussyfoots around, then pounces. Mice going, poys!
>So, in for a penny, in for a pounce...
Cheese, I think you got it!

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 19, 2013, 1:19:58 PM4/19/13
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In article <0fo2n8lmmr0sq0g98...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

And whey above Nemo's head.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 19, 2013, 1:21:05 PM4/19/13
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In article <o3o2n81d8c8v111dp...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Its katze as katze can..

Nemo

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Apr 19, 2013, 7:11:59 PM4/19/13
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On 17/04/2013 13:13, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <nckbt.3395$z82....@fx07.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>> Pussy Gloria? That would be a catawumpus ...
>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>>>> With his penchant for tall stories, he's a Cat-O-Nine Tales.
>>>> I thought he had a whole cat-alog of them...
>>> He does, each arranged in different cat-a-gorey.
>>> <http://goreydetails.net/shop/images/gorey-silver-cat-jewelry-books.jpg>
>> Ere? Where's mine gone???
>>
>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>
>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
>
Are you unanimouse in that?

Nemo

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Apr 19, 2013, 7:13:37 PM4/19/13
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You-a sure it's not a-da SPQR?

Nemo

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Apr 19, 2013, 7:15:34 PM4/19/13
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On 18/04/2013 16:18, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <qgvvm85g3b1j911d1...@4ax.com>,
> Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
>>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>>>>>>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
>>>>>>> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
>>>>>> Try to avoid giving the cat a tonic.
>>>>> And get cat-calls from the SPCA..
>>>> Ask any cat, they ain't animules, so it's the SPCC !
>>> You do sound rather dogged about it..
>> Cats are too nefarious to be dogged.
>> They think they have claws for contempt !
> That would cause people to paws...
>
Santa would need great presents of mind to paws while he's delivering -
or a Tachograph!

Nemo

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Apr 19, 2013, 7:16:28 PM4/19/13
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�50 for a Gattocks??? Bollo!!

William B. (Billby)

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Apr 20, 2013, 4:16:47 AM4/20/13
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But not the ill litter rats.

William B. (Billby)

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Apr 20, 2013, 4:20:56 AM4/20/13
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>>>>>>> And get cat-calls from the SPCA..
>>>>>> Ask any cat, they ain't animules, so it's the SPCC !
>>>>> You do sound rather dogged about it..
>>>> Cats are too nefarious to be dogged.
>>>> They think they have claws for contempt !
>>> That would cause people to paws...
>> When you gato, go!
> Its katze as katze can..
You must be felix groovy?

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 20, 2013, 8:11:09 AM4/20/13
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In article <4bkct.16239$Wa2...@fx04.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
I thought we had rodent the place of you...

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 20, 2013, 8:12:38 AM4/20/13
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In article <X7WdnaKUwZtu0-_M...@westnet.com.au>,
"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote
Do they really drive you squirrel-y.

Michael N. LeVine

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In article <c6GdnaUMIpV00u_M...@westnet.com.au>,
"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote:
The morris, the merrier...

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 20, 2013, 8:15:36 AM4/20/13
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In article <rekct.16241$Wa2....@fx04.fr7>,
Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
> >>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
> >>>>>>>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
> >>>>>>> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
> >>>>>> Try to avoid giving the cat a tonic.
> >>>>> And get cat-calls from the SPCA..
> >>>> Ask any cat, they ain't animules, so it's the SPCC !
> >>> You do sound rather dogged about it..
> >> Cats are too nefarious to be dogged.
> >> They think they have claws for contempt !
> > That would cause people to paws...
> Santa would need great presents of mind to paws while he's delivering -
> or a Tachograph!
He would have to take a new tach on it.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 20, 2013, 10:45:39 AM4/20/13
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>> >>>> Cats are too nefarious to be dogged.
>> >>>> They think they have claws for contempt !
>> >>> That would cause people to paws...
>> >> When you gato, go!
>> > Its katze as katze can..
>> You must be felix groovy?
>The morris, the merrier...
I'm all too familiar witch that you speak.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 20, 2013, 10:46:23 AM4/20/13
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>> >>> It pussyfoots around, then pounces. Mice going, poys!
>> >> So, in for a penny, in for a pounce...
>> > Cheese, I think you got it!
>> But not the ill litter rats.
>Do they really drive you squirrel-y.
More like a bit off the old chip, Monk.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 20, 2013, 10:47:01 AM4/20/13
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>> >> >> The stock market is like a kitten on the keynesian.
>> >> >Did you mean that litter-ally?
>> >> It pussyfoots around, then pounces. Mice going, poys!
>> >So, in for a penny, in for a pounce...
>> Cheese, I think you got it!
>And whey above Nemo's head.
Dunno, I think he's heavily invested in the Dole.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 21, 2013, 5:48:45 AM4/21/13
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In article <pga5n85nthvucqrhj...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

A mole-dy oldie...

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 21, 2013, 5:49:28 AM4/21/13
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In article <1ia5n899ciilmu5jg...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

Explains why he is in the dole-drums.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 21, 2013, 5:52:19 AM4/21/13
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In article <cda5n857loktamqdk...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
A puss-ilanimous reply.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 21, 2013, 9:55:08 AM4/21/13
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>> >> >> When you gato, go!
>> >> > Its katze as katze can..
>> >> You must be felix groovy?
>> >The morris, the merrier...
>> I'm all too familiar witch that you speak.
>A puss-ilanimous reply.
Gar !!! Field a better answer coming on?

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 21, 2013, 9:55:46 AM4/21/13
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>> >> >> It pussyfoots around, then pounces. Mice going, poys!
>> >> >So, in for a penny, in for a pounce...
>> >> Cheese, I think you got it!
>> >And whey above Nemo's head.
>> Dunno, I think he's heavily invested in the Dole.
>Explains why he is in the dole-drums.
But they can be spikey, Mikey!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 21, 2013, 9:56:40 AM4/21/13
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>> >> > Cheese, I think you got it!
>> >> But not the ill litter rats.
>> >Do they really drive you squirrel-y.
>> More like a bit off the old chip, Monk.
>A mole-dy oldie...
I do ferret a few of them out, but usually bevery careful.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 21, 2013, 10:36:29 AM4/21/13
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In article <5vr7n89rd4lkdiucb...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Especially in Beverly Hills.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 21, 2013, 10:37:01 AM4/21/13
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In article <utr7n8lsk67916d1r...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
You drew a mulligan for that .

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 21, 2013, 10:39:53 AM4/21/13
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In article <ksr7n8pnmovet8eq0...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Are you trying to start a rhubarb here?

Nemo

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Apr 21, 2013, 12:26:07 PM4/21/13
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On 20/04/2013 13:15, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <rekct.16241$Wa2....@fx04.fr7>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>>>>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>>>>>>>>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
>>>>>>>>> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
>>>>>>>> Try to avoid giving the cat a tonic.
>>>>>>> And get cat-calls from the SPCA..
>>>>>> Ask any cat, they ain't animules, so it's the SPCC !
>>>>> You do sound rather dogged about it..
>>>> Cats are too nefarious to be dogged.
>>>> They think they have claws for contempt !
>>> That would cause people to paws...
>> Santa would need great presents of mind to paws while he's delivering -
>> or a Tachograph!
> He would have to take a new tach on it.
>
As you obliviously have no idea what a tachograph is . .

Quick definitions from WordNet (tachograph)

▸ noun: a tachometer that produces a graphical record of its readings;
used to record the speed and duration of trips in a motor vehicle or sled.

Nemo

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Apr 21, 2013, 12:28:17 PM4/21/13
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On 20/04/2013 13:11, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <4bkct.16239$Wa2...@fx04.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Pussy Gloria? That would be a catawumpus ...
>>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>>>>>> With his penchant for tall stories, he's a Cat-O-Nine Tales.
>>>>>> I thought he had a whole cat-alog of them...
>>>>> He does, each arranged in different cat-a-gorey.
>>>>> <http://goreydetails.net/shop/images/gorey-silver-cat-jewelry-books.jpg>
>>>> Ere? Where's mine gone???
>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
>>> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
>> Are you unanimouse in that?
> I thought we had rodent the place of you...
>
The past tense of rodent is rid - although if you try to you'll flatten
the poor little bugger!

William B. (Billby)

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Apr 21, 2013, 12:40:14 PM4/21/13
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Like the mountain climber with frostbite?
His toes went bad and he found puss in his boots.


Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 21, 2013, 1:46:36 PM4/21/13
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In article <BqUct.18307$5w6....@fx05.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
> >>>>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
> >>>>>>>>>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
> >>>>>>>>> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
> >>>>>>>> Try to avoid giving the cat a tonic.
> >>>>>>> And get cat-calls from the SPCA..
> >>>>>> Ask any cat, they ain't animules, so it's the SPCC !
> >>>>> You do sound rather dogged about it..
> >>>> Cats are too nefarious to be dogged.
> >>>> They think they have claws for contempt !
> >>> That would cause people to paws...
> >> Santa would need great presents of mind to paws while he's delivering -
> >> or a Tachograph!
> > He would have to take a new tach on it.
> As you obliviously have no idea what a tachograph is . .
Is it any thing lime a tach-sy meter?

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 21, 2013, 1:47:21 PM4/21/13
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In article <DsUct.21302$xT....@fx18.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
For you we would need something larger.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 22, 2013, 10:09:53 AM4/22/13
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>>>>> The morris, the merrier...
>>>> I'm all too familiar witch that you speak.
>>> A puss-ilanimous reply.
>> Gar !!! Field a better answer coming on?
>Like the mountain climber with frostbite?
>His toes went bad and he found puss in his boots.
If you cut off the hindquarters, then you have a cat ass trophy.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 22, 2013, 10:11:26 AM4/22/13
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>> >> >The morris, the merrier...
>> >> I'm all too familiar witch that you speak.
>> >A puss-ilanimous reply.
>> Gar !!! Field a better answer coming on?
>Are you trying to start a rhubarb here?
Odi, one Ken obey ...

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 22, 2013, 10:12:28 AM4/22/13
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>> >> >> Cheese, I think you got it!
>> >> >And whey above Nemo's head.
>> >> Dunno, I think he's heavily invested in the Dole.
>> >Explains why he is in the dole-drums.
>> But they can be spikey, Mikey!
>You drew a mulligan for that .
A Mulligan is merely a FORE! thought.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 22, 2013, 10:13:46 AM4/22/13
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>> >> >> > Cheese, I think you got it!
>> >> >> But not the ill litter rats.
>> >> >Do they really drive you squirrel-y.
>> >> More like a bit off the old chip, Monk.
>> >A mole-dy oldie...
>> I do ferret a few of them out, but usually bevery careful.
>Especially in Beverly Hills.
Cain't say I was ever in a Beaver's Lee, Dam!

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 22, 2013, 11:10:10 AM4/22/13
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In article <l5han89a6abpij0fk...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

DOn't be so odi-ous...

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 22, 2013, 11:10:34 AM4/22/13
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In article <n8han8d5lieqrtku0...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
But then you are a tee-se..

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 22, 2013, 11:10:59 AM4/22/13
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In article <lahan8ll6p74k2ken...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Lodge a complaint.

William B. (Billby)

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Apr 23, 2013, 5:31:56 AM4/23/13
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Toss it out the window and you could get a cat a wall.


Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 23, 2013, 9:00:34 AM4/23/13
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>> >> >> >The morris, the merrier...
>> >> >> I'm all too familiar witch that you speak.
>> >> >A puss-ilanimous reply.
>> >> Gar !!! Field a better answer coming on?
>> >Are you trying to start a rhubarb here?
>> Odi, one Ken obey ...
>Don't be so odi-ous...
Pookie long time for you to think that up?

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 23, 2013, 9:01:31 AM4/23/13
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>> >> >> Dunno, I think he's heavily invested in the Dole.
>> >> >Explains why he is in the dole-drums.
>> >> But they can be spikey, Mikey!
>> >You drew a mulligan for that .
>> A Mulligan is merely a FORE! thought.
>But then you are a tee-se..
A fairway to looik at it, unless you are in Archie's bunker.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 23, 2013, 9:02:20 AM4/23/13
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>> >> >> More like a bit off the old chip, Monk.
>> >> >A mole-dy oldie...
>> >> I do ferret a few of them out, but usually bevery careful.
>> >Especially in Beverly Hills.
>> Cain't say I was ever in a Beaver's Lee, Dam!
>Lodge a complaint.
Moose I? Isn't it elk manners to do so?

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 23, 2013, 9:03:06 AM4/23/13
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>>>>> A puss-ilanimous reply.
>>>> Gar !!! Field a better answer coming on?
>>> Like the mountain climber with frostbite?
>>> His toes went bad and he found puss in his boots.
>> If you cut off the hindquarters, then you have a cat ass trophy.
>Toss it out the window and you could get a cat a wall.
Tie a string and you get a cat ta pull it.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 23, 2013, 10:09:04 AM4/23/13
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In article <dh1dn8tcg3ls4dbog...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

You are not the forester to make that complaint.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 23, 2013, 10:09:38 AM4/23/13
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In article <kf1dn89qn7mtp1284...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
That dive is a real hole.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 23, 2013, 10:10:26 AM4/23/13
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In article <tb1dn8tttggimvhhc...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
I was not pookie, managed to come up with it right away.

Nemo

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Apr 23, 2013, 8:22:21 PM4/23/13
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On 21/04/2013 18:47, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <DsUct.21302$xT....@fx18.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Pussy Gloria? That would be a catawumpus ...
>>>>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>>>>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>>>>>>>> With his penchant for tall stories, he's a Cat-O-Nine Tales.
>>>>>>>> I thought he had a whole cat-alog of them...
>>>>>>> He does, each arranged in different cat-a-gorey.
>>>>>>> <http://goreydetails.net/shop/images/gorey-silver-cat-jewelry-books.jpg>
>>>>>> Ere? Where's mine gone???
>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>>>>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
>>>>> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
>>>> Are you unanimouse in that?
>>> I thought we had rodent the place of you...
>> The past tense of rodent is rid - although if you try to you'll flatten
>> the poor little bugger!
> For you we would need something larger.
>
Your head percraps?

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 24, 2013, 7:30:43 AM4/24/13
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In article <2BFdt.39003$Hx7....@fx11.fr7>,
Well, you are a head case.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 24, 2013, 11:00:17 AM4/24/13
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>> >> >> But they can be spikey, Mikey!
>> >> >You drew a mulligan for that .
>> >> A Mulligan is merely a FORE! thought.
>> >But then you are a tee-se..
>> A fairway to looik at it, unless you are in Archie's bunker.
>That dive is a real hole.
Even the Dukes consider it a Hazard!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 24, 2013, 11:00:56 AM4/24/13
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>> >> >> I do ferret a few of them out, but usually bevery careful.
>> >> >Especially in Beverly Hills.
>> >> Cain't say I was ever in a Beaver's Lee, Dam!
>> >Lodge a complaint.
>> Moose I? Isn't it elk manners to do so?
>You are not the forester to make that complaint.
At least I'm not your F.O.E. ...

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 24, 2013, 11:02:18 AM4/24/13
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>> >> >> >A puss-ilanimous reply.
>> >> >> Gar !!! Field a better answer coming on?
>> >> >Are you trying to start a rhubarb here?
>> >> Odi, one Ken obey ...
>> >Don't be so odi-ous...
>> Pookie long time for you to think that up?
>I was not pookie, managed to come up with it right away.
Yeah, 'specially as it was in the line before ...
Butt then tha's Nermal for you.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 24, 2013, 11:02:55 AM4/24/13
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>> >>>> Are you unanimouse in that?
>> >>> I thought we had rodent the place of you...
>> >> The past tense of rodent is rid - although if you try to you'll flatten
>> >> the poor little bugger!
>> > For you we would need something larger.
>> Your head percraps?
>Well, you are a head case.
Skull King ... around us always?

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 24, 2013, 11:30:11 AM4/24/13
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In article <svsfn8dj0567s37ma...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

Some sort of skull-duggery as usual.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 24, 2013, 11:31:27 AM4/24/13
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In article <atsfn8ha6ei3kv4ap...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Didn't I do a good enough job filing off the serial numbers?

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 24, 2013, 11:32:08 AM4/24/13
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In article <3ssfn8ll6i9k8qoc8...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
> >> >> >Especially in Beverly Hills.
> >> >> Cain't say I was ever in a Beaver's Lee, Dam!
> >> >Lodge a complaint.
> >> Moose I? Isn't it elk manners to do so?
> >You are not the forester to make that complaint.
> At least I'm not your F.O.E. ...
That would be quite a FOE Paux...

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 24, 2013, 11:33:07 AM4/24/13
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In article <uqsfn85ov8hj6oj5p...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
You aint just whistling Dixie...

Nemo

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Apr 24, 2013, 10:01:59 PM4/24/13
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On 24/04/2013 12:30, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <2BFdt.39003$Hx7....@fx11.fr7>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pussy Gloria? That would be a catawumpus ...
>>>>>>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>>>>>>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>>>>>>>>>> With his penchant for tall stories, he's a Cat-O-Nine Tales.
>>>>>>>>>> I thought he had a whole cat-alog of them...
>>>>>>>>> He does, each arranged in different cat-a-gorey.
>>>>>>>>> <http://goreydetails.net/shop/images/gorey-silver-cat-jewelry-books.jpg>
>>>>>>>> Ere? Where's mine gone???
>>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>>>>>>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
>>>>>>> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
>>>>>> Are you unanimouse in that?
>>>>> I thought we had rodent the place of you...
>>>> The past tense of rodent is rid - although if you try to you'll flatten
>>>> the poor little bugger!
>>> For you we would need something larger.
>> Your head percraps?
> Well, you are a head case.
>
Cease telling me what I am, what I am doing or what I am thinking.

I toll dew beef whore - I do not posses a set of interchangeable heads,
like this chap, so I don't need a case to carry any of the spares around in!

http://epguides.com/WorzelGummidge/

And no, this bloke here is not me.
He is a bloke called Jon Pertwee! -

Pertwee because he was a good actor and Pertwee because no-one else
wanted the part - or any of his spare heads!

Nemo

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Apr 24, 2013, 10:03:39 PM4/24/13
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Do you have a geranium in you cranium - getting in the way of your
brainium?

Nemo

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Apr 24, 2013, 10:08:57 PM4/24/13
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On 21/04/2013 18:46, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <BqUct.18307$5w6....@fx05.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>>>>>>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>>>>>>>>>>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
>>>>>>>>>>> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
>>>>>>>>>> Try to avoid giving the cat a tonic.
>>>>>>>>> And get cat-calls from the SPCA..
>>>>>>>> Ask any cat, they ain't animules, so it's the SPCC !
>>>>>>> You do sound rather dogged about it..
>>>>>> Cats are too nefarious to be dogged.
>>>>>> They think they have claws for contempt !
>>>>> That would cause people to paws...
>>>> Santa would need great presents of mind to paws while he's delivering -
>>>> or a Tachograph!
>>> He would have to take a new tach on it.
>> As you obliviously have no idea what a tachograph is . .
> Is it any thing lime a tach-sy meter?
>
Aaahhvollready toll dew, fool!

Quick definitions from WordNet (tachograph)
▸ noun: a tachometer that produces a graphical record of its readings;
used to record the speed and duration of trips in a motor vehicle or sled.

You have a brian the size of an Ateam!

Nemo

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Apr 24, 2013, 10:13:37 PM4/24/13
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On 24/04/2013 16:33, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <uqsfn85ov8hj6oj5p...@4ax.com>,
> Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
>>>>>>>> But they can be spikey, Mikey!
>>>>>>> You drew a mulligan for that .
>>>>>> A Mulligan is merely a FORE! thought.
>>>>> But then you are a tee-se..
>>>> A fairway to looik at it, unless you are in Archie's bunker.
>>> That dive is a real hole.
>> Even the Dukes consider it a Hazard!
> You aint just whistling Dixie...
>
If your Dixie is whistling, either you should turn the heat down or you
need to see a doctor. The cheapest way to see a doctor is to look in at
eem through the surgery window!

Nemo

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Apr 24, 2013, 10:14:59 PM4/24/13
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On 24/04/2013 16:31, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <atsfn8ha6ei3kv4ap...@4ax.com>,
> Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> A puss-ilanimous reply.
>>>>>>>> Gar !!! Field a better answer coming on?
>>>>>>> Are you trying to start a rhubarb here?
>>>>>> Odi, one Ken obey ...
>>>>> Don't be so odi-ous...
>>>> Pookie long time for you to think that up?
>>> I was not pookie, managed to come up with it right away.
>> Yeah, 'specially as it was in the line before ...
>> Butt then tha's Nermal for you.
> Didn't I do a good enough job filing off the serial numbers?
>
Aha! Identification marks on Corn Flakes packets!

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 25, 2013, 6:38:33 AM4/25/13
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In article <_e0et.14253$Ra4....@fx19.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
> >>>>>>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
> >>>>>>>>>>> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
> >>>>>>>>>> Try to avoid giving the cat a tonic.
> >>>>>>>>> And get cat-calls from the SPCA..
> >>>>>>>> Ask any cat, they ain't animules, so it's the SPCC !
> >>>>>>> You do sound rather dogged about it..
> >>>>>> Cats are too nefarious to be dogged.
> >>>>>> They think they have claws for contempt !
> >>>>> That would cause people to paws...
> >>>> Santa would need great presents of mind to paws while he's delivering -
> >>>> or a Tachograph!
> >>> He would have to take a new tach on it.
> >> As you obliviously have no idea what a tachograph is . .
> > Is it any thing lime a tach-sy meter?
> Aaahhvollready toll dew, fool!
Did you leave your tach-si meter running?

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 25, 2013, 6:40:00 AM4/25/13
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In article <mj0et.3629$86....@fx09.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>>>> But they can be spikey, Mikey!
> >>>>>>> You drew a mulligan for that .
> >>>>>> A Mulligan is merely a FORE! thought.
> >>>>> But then you are a tee-se..
> >>>> A fairway to looik at it, unless you are in Archie's bunker.
> >>> That dive is a real hole.
> >> Even the Dukes consider it a Hazard!
> > You aint just whistling Dixie...
> If your Dixie is whistling, either you should turn the heat down or you
> need to see a doctor. The cheapest way to see a doctor is to look in at
> eem through the surgery window!
Room for improvement there.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 25, 2013, 6:41:36 AM4/25/13
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In article <Ek0et.3630$86....@fx09.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> A puss-ilanimous reply.
> >>>>>>>> Gar !!! Field a better answer coming on?
> >>>>>>> Are you trying to start a rhubarb here?
> >>>>>> Odi, one Ken obey ...
> >>>>> Don't be so odi-ous...
> >>>> Pookie long time for you to think that up?
> >>> I was not pookie, managed to come up with it right away.
> >> Yeah, 'specially as it was in the line before ...
> >> Butt then tha's Nermal for you.
> > Didn't I do a good enough job filing off the serial numbers?
> Aha! Identification marks on Corn Flakes packets!
Perhaps you should packet in...

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 25, 2013, 6:42:03 AM4/25/13
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In article <r80et.1$T7...@fx01.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Pussy Gloria? That would be a catawumpus ...
> >>>>>>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
> >>>>>>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
> >>>>>>>>>>> With his penchant for tall stories, he's a Cat-O-Nine Tales.
> >>>>>>>>>> I thought he had a whole cat-alog of them...
> >>>>>>>>> He does, each arranged in different cat-a-gorey.
> >>>>>>>>> <http://goreydetails.net/shop/images/gorey-silver-cat-jewelry-books.jpg>
> >>>>>>>> Ere? Where's mine gone???
> >>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
> >>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
> >>>>>>>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
> >>>>>>> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
> >>>>>> Are you unanimouse in that?
> >>>>> I thought we had rodent the place of you...
> >>>> The past tense of rodent is rid - although if you try to you'll flatten
> >>>> the poor little bugger!
> >>> For you we would need something larger.
> >> Your head percraps?
> > Well, you are a head case.
> Cease telling me what I am, what I am doing or what I am thinking.
Does it confuse you that much!

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 25, 2013, 6:43:44 AM4/25/13
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How did you happen to cesium on that idea?

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 25, 2013, 10:13:40 AM4/25/13
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>> >>>> A fairway to looik at it, unless you are in Archie's bunker.
>> >>> That dive is a real hole.
>> >> Even the Dukes consider it a Hazard!
>> > You aint just whistling Dixie...
>> If your Dixie is whistling, either you should turn the heat down or you
>> need to see a doctor. The cheapest way to see a doctor is to look in at
>> eem through the surgery window!
>Room for improvement there.
Wot .. A new reality TV show?

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 25, 2013, 10:14:42 AM4/25/13
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>> >>>> For you we would need something larger.
>> >>> Your head percraps?
>> >> Well, you are a head case.
>> > Skull King ... around us always?
>> Do you have a geranium in you cranium - getting in the way of your
>> brainium?
>How did you happen to cesium on that idea?
Uranium plutonium! Both of them!

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 25, 2013, 10:15:26 AM4/25/13
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>> >> >> The past tense of rodent is rid - although if you try to you'll flatten
>> >> >> the poor little bugger!
>> >> > For you we would need something larger.
>> >> Your head percraps?
>> >Well, you are a head case.
>> Skull King ... around us always?
>Some sort of skull-duggery as usual.
It's a learned skull set.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 25, 2013, 10:15:53 AM4/25/13
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>> >>>> Pookie long time for you to think that up?
>> >>> I was not pookie, managed to come up with it right away.
>> >> Yeah, 'specially as it was in the line before ...
>> >> Butt then tha's Nermal for you.
>> > Didn't I do a good enough job filing off the serial numbers?
>> Aha! Identification marks on Corn Flakes packets!
>Perhaps you should packet in...
Whee! Tease me not !

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 25, 2013, 10:16:32 AM4/25/13
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>> >> >> Cain't say I was ever in a Beaver's Lee, Dam!
>> >> >Lodge a complaint.
>> >> Moose I? Isn't it elk manners to do so?
>> >You are not the forester to make that complaint.
>> At least I'm not your F.O.E. ...
>That would be quite a FOE Paux...
Talon to the judge, iggles doan have 'paws'!

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 25, 2013, 2:15:59 PM4/25/13
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In article <ngein8labgdekghg8...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

Ar you trying to get technetium on us?

Michael N. LeVine

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In article <0kein81j5dj46tu71...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
But you do not run a taunt ship?
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