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Nemo

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 13 нау., 08:58:3313.03.13

"In view of the Prime Monster's recent U-turn on alcohol pricing, can he
tell the House, is there anything . . . he could organise . . . . in a
brewery?"

At least David Cameraman had the good grace to smile! He's still an
over-scrubbed facsist upper-class-twit public-school tory c**t though!

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 13 нау., 11:26:0913.03.13
Besides, he doesn't use Bammity's "Flying Finger Of Blame".

Nemo

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 14 нау., 01:59:3314.03.13
About 5,740 results for a daft negative engram of a word like that!

What a calamity!

That was a particular comedian's catchphrase in the days of steam radio
and no TV BTW. No sign of it on the www now, or him. Sad.

I can hear him saying it in a highly over-acted manner my mind's ear but
I just can't recall his name. Sounds like a cross between Will Hay and
Tommy Handley.

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 14 нау., 11:24:1114.03.13
>> Besides, he doesn't use Bammity's "Flying Finger Of Blame".
>About 5,740 results for a daft negative engram of a word like that!
>What a calamity!
>That was a particular comedian's catchphrase in the days of steam radio
>and no TV BTW. No sign of it on the www now, or him. Sad.
>I can hear him saying it in a highly over-acted manner my mind's ear but
>I just can't recall his name. Sounds like a cross between Will Hay and
>Tommy Handley.
It was the pointy end of the shtick.

Nemo

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 08 сәу., 15:06:0908.04.13
Yers. After that he'd walk off-stage in single file with his enthusiasm
blunty, sorry, blunted.

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 09 сәу., 11:02:0709.04.13
>>> I can hear him saying it in a highly over-acted manner my mind's ear but
>>> I just can't recall his name. Sounds like a cross between Will Hay and
>>> Tommy Handley.
>> It was the pointy end of the shtick.
>Yers. After that he'd walk off-stage in single file with his enthusiasm
>blunty, sorry, blunted.
Is that where you'd Snagglepuss afterwards?

Nemo

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 09 сәу., 21:01:5809.04.13
Iyyyy've never snaggled a puss in my life!

Praps that's where Catamites got their name, and priests and monks saw
what they were doing and thought: I'll have a bit of that! - and chose
not the cats and decided to altar boys instead! Trouble is: a lot of em
still think they're entitled!

Oh! The pun! Yes! OK.

File - point - blunted?

Get it?
Got it!
Good!

The bind moggles!

Miiiaaaooowwwww!

RSPCA: Untie that cat immediately, your reverence!

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 10 сәу., 11:21:0510.04.13
>>>> It was the pointy end of the shtick.
>>> Yers. After that he'd walk off-stage in single file with his enthusiasm
>>> blunty, sorry, blunted.
>> Is that where you'd Snagglepuss afterwards?
>Iyyyy've never snaggled a puss in my life!
>Praps that's where Catamites got their name
>Miiiaaaooowwwww!
>RSPCA: Untie that cat immediately, your reverence!
Now -=there=- was a Bond with pussy, galore!

Nemo

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 12 сәу., 20:22:1212.04.13
On 10/04/2013 16:21, Sir F.A. Rien wrote:
>>>>> It was the pointy end of the shtick.
>>>> Yers. After that he'd walk off-stage in single file with his enthusiasm
>>>> blunty, sorry, blunted.
>>> Is that where you'd Snagglepuss afterwards?
>> Iyyyy've never snaggled a puss in my life!
>> Praps that's where Catamites got their name
. . and priests and monks saw what they were doing and thought: I'll
have a bit of that! - and chose not the cats and decided to altar boys
instead! Trouble is: a lot of em still think they're entitled!

Oh! The pun! Yes! OK.
File - point - blunted?
Get it?
Got it!
Good!

The bind moggles!
Miiiaaaooowwwww!
RSPCA: Untie that cat immediately, your reverence! >>

> Now -=there=- was a Bond with pussy, galore!

Or Gloria, if ee can play it on his organ if he doesn;t slide off the
seat and land on his bass!




Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 13 сәу., 11:02:2813.04.13
>>>> Is that where you'd Snagglepuss afterwards?
>>> Iyyyy've never snaggled a puss in my life!
>>> Praps that's where Catamites got their name
>> Now -=there=- was a Bond with pussy, galore!
>Or Gloria, if ee can play it on his organ if he doesn;t slide off the
>seat and land on his bass!
Pussy Gloria? That would be a catawumpus ...

Nemo

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 14 сәу., 19:37:3914.04.13
That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
professor called Cat O'Wall.

That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((




Nemo (Still alive! - while the Big Bad Witch is dead! Ding dong! - That
song's gone to No.2 now BTW!)

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 15 сәу., 10:37:3215.04.13
>>>>> Iyyyy've never snaggled a puss in my life!
>>>>> Praps that's where Catamites got their name
>>>> Now -=there=- was a Bond with pussy, galore!
>>> Or Gloria, if ee can play it on his organ if he doesn;t slide off the
>>> seat and land on his bass!
>> Pussy Gloria? That would be a catawumpus ...
>That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>professor called Cat O'Wall.
With his penchant for tall stories, he's a Cat-O-Nine Tales.

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 15 сәу., 12:51:1915.04.13
In article <134om8hsm291hj2cp...@4ax.com>,
I thought he had a whole cat-alog of them...
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"I can remember when a liberal was one
who was generous with his own money"
Will Rogers

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 16 сәу., 10:58:1316.04.13
>> >> Pussy Gloria? That would be a catawumpus ...
>> >That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>> >professor called Cat O'Wall.
>> With his penchant for tall stories, he's a Cat-O-Nine Tales.
>I thought he had a whole cat-alog of them...
He does, each arranged in different cat-a-gorey.
<http://goreydetails.net/shop/images/gorey-silver-cat-jewelry-books.jpg>

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 16 сәу., 13:14:1216.04.13
In article <gdpqm858fa0i3rtla...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

Including one cat-ch all topic.

Nemo

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 16 сәу., 18:24:1716.04.13
Ere? Where's mine gone???

That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
professor called Cat O'Wall.

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 17 сәу., 08:13:5117.04.13
In article <nckbt.3395$z82....@fx07.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:

> >>>>> Pussy Gloria? That would be a catawumpus ...
> >>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
> >>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
> >>> With his penchant for tall stories, he's a Cat-O-Nine Tales.
> >> I thought he had a whole cat-alog of them...
> > He does, each arranged in different cat-a-gorey.
> > <http://goreydetails.net/shop/images/gorey-silver-cat-jewelry-books.jpg>
> Ere? Where's mine gone???
>
> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>
> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...

William B. (Billby)

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 17 сәу., 09:16:4517.04.13
>>>>>>> Pussy Gloria? That would be a catawumpus ...
>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>>>> With his penchant for tall stories, he's a Cat-O-Nine Tales.
>>>> I thought he had a whole cat-alog of them...
>>> He does, each arranged in different cat-a-gorey.
>>> <http://goreydetails.net/shop/images/gorey-silver-cat-jewelry-books.jpg>
>> Ere? Where's mine gone???
>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
Try to avoid giving the cat a tonic.

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 17 сәу., 09:32:2917.04.13
In article <CMmdnZHYOplXPfPM...@westnet.com.au>,
And get cat-calls from the SPCA..

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 17 сәу., 10:55:1617.04.13
>> >>> He does, each arranged in different cat-a-gorey.
>> >> Ere? Where's mine gone???
>> >> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>> >> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>> >> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
>> > The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
>> Try to avoid giving the cat a tonic.
>And get cat-calls from the SPCA..
Ask any cat, they ain't animules, so it's the SPCC !

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 17 сәу., 10:56:3317.04.13
>> >> With his penchant for tall stories, he's a Cat-O-Nine Tales.
>> >I thought he had a whole cat-alog of them...
>> He does, each arranged in different cat-a-gorey.
>> <http://goreydetails.net/shop/images/gorey-silver-cat-jewelry-books.jpg>
>Including one cat-ch all topic.
The stock market is like a kitten on the keynesian.

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 17 сәу., 12:56:3917.04.13
In article <asdtm8peiv5k3srih...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

You do sound rather dogged about it..

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 17 сәу., 12:58:4517.04.13
In article <pudtm8tad2h7uj9t4...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

Did you mean that litter-ally?

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 18 сәу., 10:07:2018.04.13
>> >> >> With his penchant for tall stories, he's a Cat-O-Nine Tales.
>> >> >I thought he had a whole cat-alog of them...
>> >> He does, each arranged in different cat-a-gorey.
>> >> <http://goreydetails.net/shop/images/gorey-silver-cat-jewelry-books.jpg>
>> >Including one cat-ch all topic.
>> The stock market is like a kitten on the keynesian.
>Did you mean that litter-ally?
It pussyfoots around, then pounces. Mice going, poys!

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 18 сәу., 10:09:1218.04.13
>> >> >> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>> >> >> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>> >> >> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
>> >> > The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
>> >> Try to avoid giving the cat a tonic.
>> >And get cat-calls from the SPCA..
>> Ask any cat, they ain't animules, so it's the SPCC !
>You do sound rather dogged about it..
Cats are too nefarious to be dogged.
They think they have claws for contempt !

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 18 сәу., 11:17:5818.04.13
In article <5fvvm89da7c598vdl...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

So, in for a penny, in for a pounce...

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 18 сәу., 11:18:3618.04.13
In article <qgvvm85g3b1j911d1...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
That would cause people to paws...

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 19 сәу., 11:25:1619.04.13
>> >> >And get cat-calls from the SPCA..
>> >> Ask any cat, they ain't animules, so it's the SPCC !
>> >You do sound rather dogged about it..
>> Cats are too nefarious to be dogged.
>> They think they have claws for contempt !
>That would cause people to paws...
When you gato, go!

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 19 сәу., 11:26:0719.04.13
>> >> >Including one cat-ch all topic.
>> >> The stock market is like a kitten on the keynesian.
>> >Did you mean that litter-ally?
>> It pussyfoots around, then pounces. Mice going, poys!
>So, in for a penny, in for a pounce...
Cheese, I think you got it!

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 19 сәу., 13:19:5819.04.13
In article <0fo2n8lmmr0sq0g98...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

And whey above Nemo's head.

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 19 сәу., 13:21:0519.04.13
In article <o3o2n81d8c8v111dp...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Its katze as katze can..

Nemo

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 19 сәу., 19:11:5919.04.13
On 17/04/2013 13:13, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <nckbt.3395$z82....@fx07.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>> Pussy Gloria? That would be a catawumpus ...
>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>>>> With his penchant for tall stories, he's a Cat-O-Nine Tales.
>>>> I thought he had a whole cat-alog of them...
>>> He does, each arranged in different cat-a-gorey.
>>> <http://goreydetails.net/shop/images/gorey-silver-cat-jewelry-books.jpg>
>> Ere? Where's mine gone???
>>
>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>
>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
>
Are you unanimouse in that?

Nemo

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 19 сәу., 19:13:3719.04.13
You-a sure it's not a-da SPQR?

Nemo

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 19 сәу., 19:15:3419.04.13
On 18/04/2013 16:18, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <qgvvm85g3b1j911d1...@4ax.com>,
> Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
>>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>>>>>>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
>>>>>>> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
>>>>>> Try to avoid giving the cat a tonic.
>>>>> And get cat-calls from the SPCA..
>>>> Ask any cat, they ain't animules, so it's the SPCC !
>>> You do sound rather dogged about it..
>> Cats are too nefarious to be dogged.
>> They think they have claws for contempt !
> That would cause people to paws...
>
Santa would need great presents of mind to paws while he's delivering -
or a Tachograph!

Nemo

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 19 сәу., 19:16:2819.04.13
�50 for a Gattocks??? Bollo!!

William B. (Billby)

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 20 сәу., 04:16:4720.04.13
But not the ill litter rats.

William B. (Billby)

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 20 сәу., 04:20:5620.04.13
>>>>>>> And get cat-calls from the SPCA..
>>>>>> Ask any cat, they ain't animules, so it's the SPCC !
>>>>> You do sound rather dogged about it..
>>>> Cats are too nefarious to be dogged.
>>>> They think they have claws for contempt !
>>> That would cause people to paws...
>> When you gato, go!
> Its katze as katze can..
You must be felix groovy?

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 20 сәу., 08:11:0920.04.13
In article <4bkct.16239$Wa2...@fx04.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
I thought we had rodent the place of you...

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 20 сәу., 08:12:3820.04.13
In article <X7WdnaKUwZtu0-_M...@westnet.com.au>,
"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote
Do they really drive you squirrel-y.

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 20 сәу., 08:14:5620.04.13
In article <c6GdnaUMIpV00u_M...@westnet.com.au>,
"William B. (Billby)" <will...@gmail.com> wrote:
The morris, the merrier...

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 20 сәу., 08:15:3620.04.13
In article <rekct.16241$Wa2....@fx04.fr7>,
Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
> >>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
> >>>>>>>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
> >>>>>>> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
> >>>>>> Try to avoid giving the cat a tonic.
> >>>>> And get cat-calls from the SPCA..
> >>>> Ask any cat, they ain't animules, so it's the SPCC !
> >>> You do sound rather dogged about it..
> >> Cats are too nefarious to be dogged.
> >> They think they have claws for contempt !
> > That would cause people to paws...
> Santa would need great presents of mind to paws while he's delivering -
> or a Tachograph!
He would have to take a new tach on it.

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 20 сәу., 10:45:3920.04.13
>> >>>> Cats are too nefarious to be dogged.
>> >>>> They think they have claws for contempt !
>> >>> That would cause people to paws...
>> >> When you gato, go!
>> > Its katze as katze can..
>> You must be felix groovy?
>The morris, the merrier...
I'm all too familiar witch that you speak.

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 20 сәу., 10:46:2320.04.13
>> >>> It pussyfoots around, then pounces. Mice going, poys!
>> >> So, in for a penny, in for a pounce...
>> > Cheese, I think you got it!
>> But not the ill litter rats.
>Do they really drive you squirrel-y.
More like a bit off the old chip, Monk.

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 20 сәу., 10:47:0120.04.13
>> >> >> The stock market is like a kitten on the keynesian.
>> >> >Did you mean that litter-ally?
>> >> It pussyfoots around, then pounces. Mice going, poys!
>> >So, in for a penny, in for a pounce...
>> Cheese, I think you got it!
>And whey above Nemo's head.
Dunno, I think he's heavily invested in the Dole.

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 21 сәу., 05:48:4521.04.13
In article <pga5n85nthvucqrhj...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

A mole-dy oldie...

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 21 сәу., 05:49:2821.04.13
In article <1ia5n899ciilmu5jg...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

Explains why he is in the dole-drums.

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 21 сәу., 05:52:1921.04.13
In article <cda5n857loktamqdk...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
A puss-ilanimous reply.

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 21 сәу., 09:55:0821.04.13
>> >> >> When you gato, go!
>> >> > Its katze as katze can..
>> >> You must be felix groovy?
>> >The morris, the merrier...
>> I'm all too familiar witch that you speak.
>A puss-ilanimous reply.
Gar !!! Field a better answer coming on?

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 21 сәу., 09:55:4621.04.13
>> >> >> It pussyfoots around, then pounces. Mice going, poys!
>> >> >So, in for a penny, in for a pounce...
>> >> Cheese, I think you got it!
>> >And whey above Nemo's head.
>> Dunno, I think he's heavily invested in the Dole.
>Explains why he is in the dole-drums.
But they can be spikey, Mikey!

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 21 сәу., 09:56:4021.04.13
>> >> > Cheese, I think you got it!
>> >> But not the ill litter rats.
>> >Do they really drive you squirrel-y.
>> More like a bit off the old chip, Monk.
>A mole-dy oldie...
I do ferret a few of them out, but usually bevery careful.

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 21 сәу., 10:36:2921.04.13
In article <5vr7n89rd4lkdiucb...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Especially in Beverly Hills.

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 21 сәу., 10:37:0121.04.13
In article <utr7n8lsk67916d1r...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
You drew a mulligan for that .

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 21 сәу., 10:39:5321.04.13
In article <ksr7n8pnmovet8eq0...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Are you trying to start a rhubarb here?

Nemo

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 21 сәу., 12:26:0721.04.13
On 20/04/2013 13:15, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <rekct.16241$Wa2....@fx04.fr7>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>>>>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>>>>>>>>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
>>>>>>>>> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
>>>>>>>> Try to avoid giving the cat a tonic.
>>>>>>> And get cat-calls from the SPCA..
>>>>>> Ask any cat, they ain't animules, so it's the SPCC !
>>>>> You do sound rather dogged about it..
>>>> Cats are too nefarious to be dogged.
>>>> They think they have claws for contempt !
>>> That would cause people to paws...
>> Santa would need great presents of mind to paws while he's delivering -
>> or a Tachograph!
> He would have to take a new tach on it.
>
As you obliviously have no idea what a tachograph is . .

Quick definitions from WordNet (tachograph)

▸ noun: a tachometer that produces a graphical record of its readings;
used to record the speed and duration of trips in a motor vehicle or sled.

Nemo

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 21 сәу., 12:28:1721.04.13
On 20/04/2013 13:11, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <4bkct.16239$Wa2...@fx04.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Pussy Gloria? That would be a catawumpus ...
>>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>>>>>> With his penchant for tall stories, he's a Cat-O-Nine Tales.
>>>>>> I thought he had a whole cat-alog of them...
>>>>> He does, each arranged in different cat-a-gorey.
>>>>> <http://goreydetails.net/shop/images/gorey-silver-cat-jewelry-books.jpg>
>>>> Ere? Where's mine gone???
>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
>>> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
>> Are you unanimouse in that?
> I thought we had rodent the place of you...
>
The past tense of rodent is rid - although if you try to you'll flatten
the poor little bugger!

William B. (Billby)

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 21 сәу., 12:40:1421.04.13
Like the mountain climber with frostbite?
His toes went bad and he found puss in his boots.


Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 21 сәу., 13:46:3621.04.13
In article <BqUct.18307$5w6....@fx05.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
> >>>>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
> >>>>>>>>>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
> >>>>>>>>> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
> >>>>>>>> Try to avoid giving the cat a tonic.
> >>>>>>> And get cat-calls from the SPCA..
> >>>>>> Ask any cat, they ain't animules, so it's the SPCC !
> >>>>> You do sound rather dogged about it..
> >>>> Cats are too nefarious to be dogged.
> >>>> They think they have claws for contempt !
> >>> That would cause people to paws...
> >> Santa would need great presents of mind to paws while he's delivering -
> >> or a Tachograph!
> > He would have to take a new tach on it.
> As you obliviously have no idea what a tachograph is . .
Is it any thing lime a tach-sy meter?

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 21 сәу., 13:47:2121.04.13
In article <DsUct.21302$xT....@fx18.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
For you we would need something larger.

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 22 сәу., 10:09:5322.04.13
>>>>> The morris, the merrier...
>>>> I'm all too familiar witch that you speak.
>>> A puss-ilanimous reply.
>> Gar !!! Field a better answer coming on?
>Like the mountain climber with frostbite?
>His toes went bad and he found puss in his boots.
If you cut off the hindquarters, then you have a cat ass trophy.

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 22 сәу., 10:11:2622.04.13
>> >> >The morris, the merrier...
>> >> I'm all too familiar witch that you speak.
>> >A puss-ilanimous reply.
>> Gar !!! Field a better answer coming on?
>Are you trying to start a rhubarb here?
Odi, one Ken obey ...

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 22 сәу., 10:12:2822.04.13
>> >> >> Cheese, I think you got it!
>> >> >And whey above Nemo's head.
>> >> Dunno, I think he's heavily invested in the Dole.
>> >Explains why he is in the dole-drums.
>> But they can be spikey, Mikey!
>You drew a mulligan for that .
A Mulligan is merely a FORE! thought.

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 22 сәу., 10:13:4622.04.13
>> >> >> > Cheese, I think you got it!
>> >> >> But not the ill litter rats.
>> >> >Do they really drive you squirrel-y.
>> >> More like a bit off the old chip, Monk.
>> >A mole-dy oldie...
>> I do ferret a few of them out, but usually bevery careful.
>Especially in Beverly Hills.
Cain't say I was ever in a Beaver's Lee, Dam!

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 22 сәу., 11:10:1022.04.13
In article <l5han89a6abpij0fk...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

DOn't be so odi-ous...

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 22 сәу., 11:10:3422.04.13
In article <n8han8d5lieqrtku0...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
But then you are a tee-se..

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 22 сәу., 11:10:5922.04.13
In article <lahan8ll6p74k2ken...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Lodge a complaint.

William B. (Billby)

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 23 сәу., 05:31:5623.04.13
Toss it out the window and you could get a cat a wall.


Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 23 сәу., 09:00:3423.04.13
>> >> >> >The morris, the merrier...
>> >> >> I'm all too familiar witch that you speak.
>> >> >A puss-ilanimous reply.
>> >> Gar !!! Field a better answer coming on?
>> >Are you trying to start a rhubarb here?
>> Odi, one Ken obey ...
>Don't be so odi-ous...
Pookie long time for you to think that up?

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 23 сәу., 09:01:3123.04.13
>> >> >> Dunno, I think he's heavily invested in the Dole.
>> >> >Explains why he is in the dole-drums.
>> >> But they can be spikey, Mikey!
>> >You drew a mulligan for that .
>> A Mulligan is merely a FORE! thought.
>But then you are a tee-se..
A fairway to looik at it, unless you are in Archie's bunker.

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 23 сәу., 09:02:2023.04.13
>> >> >> More like a bit off the old chip, Monk.
>> >> >A mole-dy oldie...
>> >> I do ferret a few of them out, but usually bevery careful.
>> >Especially in Beverly Hills.
>> Cain't say I was ever in a Beaver's Lee, Dam!
>Lodge a complaint.
Moose I? Isn't it elk manners to do so?

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 23 сәу., 09:03:0623.04.13
>>>>> A puss-ilanimous reply.
>>>> Gar !!! Field a better answer coming on?
>>> Like the mountain climber with frostbite?
>>> His toes went bad and he found puss in his boots.
>> If you cut off the hindquarters, then you have a cat ass trophy.
>Toss it out the window and you could get a cat a wall.
Tie a string and you get a cat ta pull it.

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 23 сәу., 10:09:0423.04.13
In article <dh1dn8tcg3ls4dbog...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

You are not the forester to make that complaint.

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 23 сәу., 10:09:3823.04.13
In article <kf1dn89qn7mtp1284...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
That dive is a real hole.

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 23 сәу., 10:10:2623.04.13
In article <tb1dn8tttggimvhhc...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
I was not pookie, managed to come up with it right away.

Nemo

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 23 сәу., 20:22:2123.04.13
On 21/04/2013 18:47, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <DsUct.21302$xT....@fx18.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Pussy Gloria? That would be a catawumpus ...
>>>>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>>>>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>>>>>>>> With his penchant for tall stories, he's a Cat-O-Nine Tales.
>>>>>>>> I thought he had a whole cat-alog of them...
>>>>>>> He does, each arranged in different cat-a-gorey.
>>>>>>> <http://goreydetails.net/shop/images/gorey-silver-cat-jewelry-books.jpg>
>>>>>> Ere? Where's mine gone???
>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>>>>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
>>>>> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
>>>> Are you unanimouse in that?
>>> I thought we had rodent the place of you...
>> The past tense of rodent is rid - although if you try to you'll flatten
>> the poor little bugger!
> For you we would need something larger.
>
Your head percraps?

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 24 сәу., 07:30:4324.04.13
In article <2BFdt.39003$Hx7....@fx11.fr7>,
Well, you are a head case.

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 24 сәу., 11:00:1724.04.13
>> >> >> But they can be spikey, Mikey!
>> >> >You drew a mulligan for that .
>> >> A Mulligan is merely a FORE! thought.
>> >But then you are a tee-se..
>> A fairway to looik at it, unless you are in Archie's bunker.
>That dive is a real hole.
Even the Dukes consider it a Hazard!

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 24 сәу., 11:00:5624.04.13
>> >> >> I do ferret a few of them out, but usually bevery careful.
>> >> >Especially in Beverly Hills.
>> >> Cain't say I was ever in a Beaver's Lee, Dam!
>> >Lodge a complaint.
>> Moose I? Isn't it elk manners to do so?
>You are not the forester to make that complaint.
At least I'm not your F.O.E. ...

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 24 сәу., 11:02:1824.04.13
>> >> >> >A puss-ilanimous reply.
>> >> >> Gar !!! Field a better answer coming on?
>> >> >Are you trying to start a rhubarb here?
>> >> Odi, one Ken obey ...
>> >Don't be so odi-ous...
>> Pookie long time for you to think that up?
>I was not pookie, managed to come up with it right away.
Yeah, 'specially as it was in the line before ...
Butt then tha's Nermal for you.

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 24 сәу., 11:02:5524.04.13
>> >>>> Are you unanimouse in that?
>> >>> I thought we had rodent the place of you...
>> >> The past tense of rodent is rid - although if you try to you'll flatten
>> >> the poor little bugger!
>> > For you we would need something larger.
>> Your head percraps?
>Well, you are a head case.
Skull King ... around us always?

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 24 сәу., 11:30:1124.04.13
In article <svsfn8dj0567s37ma...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

Some sort of skull-duggery as usual.

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 24 сәу., 11:31:2724.04.13
In article <atsfn8ha6ei3kv4ap...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
Didn't I do a good enough job filing off the serial numbers?

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 24 сәу., 11:32:0824.04.13
In article <3ssfn8ll6i9k8qoc8...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
> >> >> >Especially in Beverly Hills.
> >> >> Cain't say I was ever in a Beaver's Lee, Dam!
> >> >Lodge a complaint.
> >> Moose I? Isn't it elk manners to do so?
> >You are not the forester to make that complaint.
> At least I'm not your F.O.E. ...
That would be quite a FOE Paux...

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 24 сәу., 11:33:0724.04.13
In article <uqsfn85ov8hj6oj5p...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
You aint just whistling Dixie...

Nemo

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 24 сәу., 22:01:5924.04.13
On 24/04/2013 12:30, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <2BFdt.39003$Hx7....@fx11.fr7>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pussy Gloria? That would be a catawumpus ...
>>>>>>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>>>>>>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>>>>>>>>>> With his penchant for tall stories, he's a Cat-O-Nine Tales.
>>>>>>>>>> I thought he had a whole cat-alog of them...
>>>>>>>>> He does, each arranged in different cat-a-gorey.
>>>>>>>>> <http://goreydetails.net/shop/images/gorey-silver-cat-jewelry-books.jpg>
>>>>>>>> Ere? Where's mine gone???
>>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>>>>>>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
>>>>>>> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
>>>>>> Are you unanimouse in that?
>>>>> I thought we had rodent the place of you...
>>>> The past tense of rodent is rid - although if you try to you'll flatten
>>>> the poor little bugger!
>>> For you we would need something larger.
>> Your head percraps?
> Well, you are a head case.
>
Cease telling me what I am, what I am doing or what I am thinking.

I toll dew beef whore - I do not posses a set of interchangeable heads,
like this chap, so I don't need a case to carry any of the spares around in!

http://epguides.com/WorzelGummidge/

And no, this bloke here is not me.
He is a bloke called Jon Pertwee! -

Pertwee because he was a good actor and Pertwee because no-one else
wanted the part - or any of his spare heads!

Nemo

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 24 сәу., 22:03:3924.04.13
Do you have a geranium in you cranium - getting in the way of your
brainium?

Nemo

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 24 сәу., 22:08:5724.04.13
On 21/04/2013 18:46, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <BqUct.18307$5w6....@fx05.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
>>>>>>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
>>>>>>>>>>>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
>>>>>>>>>>> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
>>>>>>>>>> Try to avoid giving the cat a tonic.
>>>>>>>>> And get cat-calls from the SPCA..
>>>>>>>> Ask any cat, they ain't animules, so it's the SPCC !
>>>>>>> You do sound rather dogged about it..
>>>>>> Cats are too nefarious to be dogged.
>>>>>> They think they have claws for contempt !
>>>>> That would cause people to paws...
>>>> Santa would need great presents of mind to paws while he's delivering -
>>>> or a Tachograph!
>>> He would have to take a new tach on it.
>> As you obliviously have no idea what a tachograph is . .
> Is it any thing lime a tach-sy meter?
>
Aaahhvollready toll dew, fool!

Quick definitions from WordNet (tachograph)
▸ noun: a tachometer that produces a graphical record of its readings;
used to record the speed and duration of trips in a motor vehicle or sled.

You have a brian the size of an Ateam!

Nemo

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 24 сәу., 22:13:3724.04.13
On 24/04/2013 16:33, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <uqsfn85ov8hj6oj5p...@4ax.com>,
> Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
>>>>>>>> But they can be spikey, Mikey!
>>>>>>> You drew a mulligan for that .
>>>>>> A Mulligan is merely a FORE! thought.
>>>>> But then you are a tee-se..
>>>> A fairway to looik at it, unless you are in Archie's bunker.
>>> That dive is a real hole.
>> Even the Dukes consider it a Hazard!
> You aint just whistling Dixie...
>
If your Dixie is whistling, either you should turn the heat down or you
need to see a doctor. The cheapest way to see a doctor is to look in at
eem through the surgery window!

Nemo

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 24 сәу., 22:14:5924.04.13
On 24/04/2013 16:31, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <atsfn8ha6ei3kv4ap...@4ax.com>,
> Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> A puss-ilanimous reply.
>>>>>>>> Gar !!! Field a better answer coming on?
>>>>>>> Are you trying to start a rhubarb here?
>>>>>> Odi, one Ken obey ...
>>>>> Don't be so odi-ous...
>>>> Pookie long time for you to think that up?
>>> I was not pookie, managed to come up with it right away.
>> Yeah, 'specially as it was in the line before ...
>> Butt then tha's Nermal for you.
> Didn't I do a good enough job filing off the serial numbers?
>
Aha! Identification marks on Corn Flakes packets!

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 25 сәу., 06:38:3325.04.13
In article <_e0et.14253$Ra4....@fx19.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
> >>>>>>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
> >>>>>>>>>>> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
> >>>>>>>>>> Try to avoid giving the cat a tonic.
> >>>>>>>>> And get cat-calls from the SPCA..
> >>>>>>>> Ask any cat, they ain't animules, so it's the SPCC !
> >>>>>>> You do sound rather dogged about it..
> >>>>>> Cats are too nefarious to be dogged.
> >>>>>> They think they have claws for contempt !
> >>>>> That would cause people to paws...
> >>>> Santa would need great presents of mind to paws while he's delivering -
> >>>> or a Tachograph!
> >>> He would have to take a new tach on it.
> >> As you obliviously have no idea what a tachograph is . .
> > Is it any thing lime a tach-sy meter?
> Aaahhvollready toll dew, fool!
Did you leave your tach-si meter running?

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 25 сәу., 06:40:0025.04.13
In article <mj0et.3629$86....@fx09.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>>>> But they can be spikey, Mikey!
> >>>>>>> You drew a mulligan for that .
> >>>>>> A Mulligan is merely a FORE! thought.
> >>>>> But then you are a tee-se..
> >>>> A fairway to looik at it, unless you are in Archie's bunker.
> >>> That dive is a real hole.
> >> Even the Dukes consider it a Hazard!
> > You aint just whistling Dixie...
> If your Dixie is whistling, either you should turn the heat down or you
> need to see a doctor. The cheapest way to see a doctor is to look in at
> eem through the surgery window!
Room for improvement there.

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 25 сәу., 06:41:3625.04.13
In article <Ek0et.3630$86....@fx09.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> A puss-ilanimous reply.
> >>>>>>>> Gar !!! Field a better answer coming on?
> >>>>>>> Are you trying to start a rhubarb here?
> >>>>>> Odi, one Ken obey ...
> >>>>> Don't be so odi-ous...
> >>>> Pookie long time for you to think that up?
> >>> I was not pookie, managed to come up with it right away.
> >> Yeah, 'specially as it was in the line before ...
> >> Butt then tha's Nermal for you.
> > Didn't I do a good enough job filing off the serial numbers?
> Aha! Identification marks on Corn Flakes packets!
Perhaps you should packet in...

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 25 сәу., 06:42:0325.04.13
In article <r80et.1$T7...@fx01.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Pussy Gloria? That would be a catawumpus ...
> >>>>>>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
> >>>>>>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
> >>>>>>>>>>> With his penchant for tall stories, he's a Cat-O-Nine Tales.
> >>>>>>>>>> I thought he had a whole cat-alog of them...
> >>>>>>>>> He does, each arranged in different cat-a-gorey.
> >>>>>>>>> <http://goreydetails.net/shop/images/gorey-silver-cat-jewelry-books.jpg>
> >>>>>>>> Ere? Where's mine gone???
> >>>>>>>> That comes later in the year. The expert on that is an Irish lady
> >>>>>>>> professor called Cat O'Wall.
> >>>>>>>> That's when they kick up a wumpus! At 3 AM usually! :o(((((((((((
> >>>>>>> The you should knock them cat-ywupmous...
> >>>>>> Are you unanimouse in that?
> >>>>> I thought we had rodent the place of you...
> >>>> The past tense of rodent is rid - although if you try to you'll flatten
> >>>> the poor little bugger!
> >>> For you we would need something larger.
> >> Your head percraps?
> > Well, you are a head case.
> Cease telling me what I am, what I am doing or what I am thinking.
Does it confuse you that much!

Michael N. LeVine

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 25 сәу., 06:43:4425.04.13
How did you happen to cesium on that idea?

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 25 сәу., 10:13:4025.04.13
>> >>>> A fairway to looik at it, unless you are in Archie's bunker.
>> >>> That dive is a real hole.
>> >> Even the Dukes consider it a Hazard!
>> > You aint just whistling Dixie...
>> If your Dixie is whistling, either you should turn the heat down or you
>> need to see a doctor. The cheapest way to see a doctor is to look in at
>> eem through the surgery window!
>Room for improvement there.
Wot .. A new reality TV show?

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 25 сәу., 10:14:4225.04.13
>> >>>> For you we would need something larger.
>> >>> Your head percraps?
>> >> Well, you are a head case.
>> > Skull King ... around us always?
>> Do you have a geranium in you cranium - getting in the way of your
>> brainium?
>How did you happen to cesium on that idea?
Uranium plutonium! Both of them!

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 25 сәу., 10:15:2625.04.13
>> >> >> The past tense of rodent is rid - although if you try to you'll flatten
>> >> >> the poor little bugger!
>> >> > For you we would need something larger.
>> >> Your head percraps?
>> >Well, you are a head case.
>> Skull King ... around us always?
>Some sort of skull-duggery as usual.
It's a learned skull set.

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 25 сәу., 10:15:5325.04.13
>> >>>> Pookie long time for you to think that up?
>> >>> I was not pookie, managed to come up with it right away.
>> >> Yeah, 'specially as it was in the line before ...
>> >> Butt then tha's Nermal for you.
>> > Didn't I do a good enough job filing off the serial numbers?
>> Aha! Identification marks on Corn Flakes packets!
>Perhaps you should packet in...
Whee! Tease me not !

Sir F.A. Rien

оқылмаған,
2013 ж. 25 сәу., 10:16:3225.04.13
>> >> >> Cain't say I was ever in a Beaver's Lee, Dam!
>> >> >Lodge a complaint.
>> >> Moose I? Isn't it elk manners to do so?
>> >You are not the forester to make that complaint.
>> At least I'm not your F.O.E. ...
>That would be quite a FOE Paux...
Talon to the judge, iggles doan have 'paws'!

Michael N. LeVine

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2013 ж. 25 сәу., 14:15:5925.04.13
In article <ngein8labgdekghg8...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:

Ar you trying to get technetium on us?

Michael N. LeVine

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2013 ж. 25 сәу., 14:18:0925.04.13
In article <0kein81j5dj46tu71...@4ax.com>,
Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
But you do not run a taunt ship?
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