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discuss and exchange jewish humor
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Hmmmmm
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Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling, take celibacy. This can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental factors. While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Tony and Gill listened to the instructor declare 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'... more »
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Jewish Weapons of Mass Destruction
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I thought you would enjoy this….. -- With all this talk about a possible Iranian nuclear bomb it's time to come clean and talk about... ... the Real Jewish Weapons of Mass Destruction! Latkes A pancake-like structure not to be confused with anything a first class health restaurant would put out.. In a latka, the oil remains inside the pancake. It is made with potatoes, onions, eggs and matzo meal. Latkas can be eaten with apple sauce but COULD also be used to comb your hair, shine your shoes or lubricate your automobile. There is a rumor that in the time of the Maccabees, they lit a latka by mistake and it burned for eight months. What is certain is that you will have heart burn for the same amount of time It tastes GOOD, but will stop your heart if the grease gets cold..... more »
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glorious message
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Y A O H Ú S H U A FACTS SHOCKING BUT TRUE! 1. The real, original and genuine Name of our Creator in the original Hebrew Holy Scriptures is 'YAO-HOO' and that of the genuine Messiah is 'YAO-HOO-SHUA.' (accented on the syllable 'hoo') 2. Salvation is found in nobody else for there is no other... more »
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Gordon Brown fans
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A teacher asked her class how many of them were Gordon Brown fans. Not really knowing what a Brown fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Brown fan.'... more »
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Jewish logic.
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Hymie says to Bernie, “Listen, why do we need this letter M in the word ‘Yitzhak’?” Bernie says, “But there is no M in ‘Yitzhak’!” Hymie replies, “No, I mean what if we insert it there?” Bernie says, “But why do we need to insert M in ‘Yitzhak’?” And Hymie then says, “But that's exactly what I'm asking you. Why do... more »
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You Never Listen
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Sarah comes home from her long stay in Uganda and surprises her mother Bette, who is in the process of lighting the Friday night candles and serving the matzoh ball soup. Bette is so thrilled she can't stop hugging and kissing Sarah. Finally she says, "Sit down, darling. Tell me all about what you were... more »
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Jewish Mothers
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Q: Why did the Jewish Mother want to be buried near Brent Cross Shopping Centre? A: To be sure her daughter would visit her twice a week. Q: What did the Jewish Mother cash dispenser say to her customer? A: You never write, you never call and you only visit me when you need money. Q: What did the Jewish Mother say when her daughter told her she was... more »
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Jewish employment
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"My son," says Yetta, "is a physicist." "My son," says Sadie, "is president of an insurance company." "My son," says Becky, "is the head of a law firm and president of the Law Society." "My son," says Hannah, "is a rabbi." "A rabbi? What kind of career is that for a Jewish boy?"
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the shredder NJJF
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The Shredder - a slightly amusing anecdote......... A young engineer was leaving the office at 3.45 p.m. when he found the Acting CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the Acting CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"... more »
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