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discuss and exchange jewish humor
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Old but good - may offend!
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One day, sobbing uncontrollably, Rivkah rings her mother. "Oh mummy," she cries, "I've got some terrible news to tell you." "Oh
my poor bubbeleh," says her mother, "so tell me already. What is it?" "Harry and I are getting divorced," replies Rivkah. "Nu? So why is
this?" asks her mother. "I'm divorcing Harry because all he wants from... more »
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The Converts.
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Three Jews who had recently converted to Christianity were having a
drink together in a posh restaurant. They started talking about the
reasons for their conversions. "I converted out of love," said the first, "Not for Christianity, but for a Christian girl. As you both know, my wife insisted that I convert."... more »
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Please ... I can't stand Jewish writers!
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On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 15:51:56 -0500, Foster Brooks
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You're in the wrong place, then. The exit is over there ---->
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I don't have a President. ...
I'll click on the link if I get really bored one day.
Regards,
-- David Uri. Please visit my town - [link]... more »
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P2P Share files by email on Thu 04/25/2013
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Do you think that Peer-to-Peer, FTP
IRC technologies etc...are too much complicated !? There is a simpler technology to use, Autosend. This software allows file-sharing by only using your e-mail account. Autosend allows sharing files on your computer through regular email. It is an automatic file mailer... more »
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Too many toys
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(Thanks to Matthew K for this one)
A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of
his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting
out,
a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's
door.
Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the... more »
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Leon is on YouTube!
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[link]
I sent Leon a message last week - I'll let you all know if I hear
back.
Regards,
-- David Uri. Please visit my town - [link]
Every visitor increases the population by one.
Email: daviduriV...@bigfoot.com (remove VEST to reply)... more »
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Prayer for April 15
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We shall observe the mighty holiness of this day, as it is a day of awe and
anxiety; thy omnipotence is exalted. Today we see thee on thy throne of
accuracy, sitting there in truth. We behold thee as judge and witness
recording all our acts, and setting the seal thereon. Thou recordest
everything in thy databanks. Thou rememberest all things forgotten. Thou... more »
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The Davening Parrot
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From the archive without attribution.?
Meyer, a lonely widower, was walking home along Delancey Street one day
wishing something wonderful would happen in his life. He passed a pet
store and heard a squawking voice shouting out in Yiddish, "Quawwwwk... vus
macht du... yeah, du... outside, standing like a putzel... eh?"... more »
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"Old Jews Telling Jokes"
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A few nights ago I caught a programme on television called "Old Jews
Telling Jokes". It was mainly old Jews telling old jokes, but some of
them made me laugh. Here's one:
Morris goes to the doctor with a banana sticking out of one ear, a
cucumber sticking out of the other ear and a carrot stuck up each... more »
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