You Never Listen

[bart]

Sarah comes home from her long stay in Uganda and surprises her mother
Bette, who is in the process of lighting the Friday night candles and
serving the matzoh ball soup. Bette is so thrilled she can't stop
hugging and kissing Sarah.
Finally she says, "Sit down, darling. Tell me all about what you were
doing."
Sarah says, "Mum, I got married."
"Oy, mazeltov," says Bette, "But how could you do that without telling
me? What's he like? What does he do? Where is he?"
"He's waiting outside while I tell you."
"What are you talking about? Bring him in. I want to meet my new son-
in-law."
Sarah brings him in and to her consternation, Bette sees a black man
standing before her wearing an evil grin, a feathered cod piece, an
ornate head dress, animal tooth beads and holding a tall spear.
Bette says to Sarah, "You stupid idiot. I said RICH doctor!"