Jewish Mothers

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Q: Why did the Jewish Mother want to be buried near Brent Cross
Shopping Centre?
A: To be sure her daughter would visit her twice a week.

Q: What did the Jewish Mother cash dispenser say to her customer?
A: You never write, you never call and you only visit me when you need
money.

Q: What did the Jewish Mother say when her daughter told her she was
having an affair?
A: Who's doing the catering?

Q: What kind of cigarettes do Jewish Mothers smoke?
A: Gefiltered.

Q: What is the most common disease transmitted by Jewish Mothers?
A: Guilt.

Q: Why do Jewish Mothers make such good parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence.

Q: What is a genius?
A: An average pupil with a Jewish Mother.