While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Tony and Gill listened to
the instructor declare 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the
things that are important to each other.'
He addressed the men. 'Can you each name and describe your wife's
favourite flower?'
Tony leaned over, touched Gill's arm gently and whispered...
'Self-raising, isn't it?'
Thus began Tony's life of celibacy.
regards
Ray