Re: 1/10 Puns
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4226CF2C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42222955...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:421A8254...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Breaking: King of dancing by spinning on the ground.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Braking: King of stopping.
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > . . . . or the monarch of making donkey noises.
> > > >
> > > > Donkey: Unlocks a Mafia lock.
> > > >
> > > Dungking DoUGHnut: Sweet bagel thingey eaten by the owner of the largest
> > > sewage processing company in the world!
> >
> > Speedo: Fast female deer, fast money, or fast pastry.
> >
> And the costume of a champion swimmer pachyderm!
>
> Still - that doesn't really matter, does it? In fact it's irrelephant.
How do you know when trees are preparing to move?
When you see them packing their trunks.
Tim Bruening
Carnivore: A meat eating car.
Carpet: What cars like to rub.
Car Pool: Where cars swim.
Cartoon: A musical car.
Karma: My mother the car.
Carisma: My mother the hypnotic car!
Carson: Son of Karma or Carisma.
Honda, Mazda: Possible fathers of Carson.
Carting: Ringing automobile.
Tim Bruening
Bill Colmers wrote:
> "nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote in message
> news:MM6Fd.129648$Z7.2...@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>
> >> Pointy: Sharp tea.
> >
> > The adjective is "pointed" - not pointy! That's baby talk!
>
> Nope. There is the clearly-established precedent of "pointy", as in
> "Pointy-haired boss"
>
> cf. Adams, Scott, "Dilbert"
Pointed: A sharp senoir Senator from Massachusetts.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:41E1F905...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> Decking: 10 kings.
>
> Necking: Vampire king.
>
> Packing: Political fundraising king.
>
> Parking: Golf playing king.
>
> Peeking: King at the top of the mountain.
>
> Peeking: Urinating king.
>
> Peking: Chinese king.
>
> Plunking: King who plops things down.
>
> Poking: Gambling king.
>
> Punking: Comedian king.
>
> Pun Ting: Chinese comedian.
Pain Ting: Excruciatingly bad Chinese comedian.
Potting: Ceramic Chinese.
Tim Bruening
Michael Balarama wrote:
> A suspect was arrested recently for attacking a man in a
> rice field with a small ceramic figurine.
>
> It's the first case on record of a knick-knack paddy whack.
Did it contain ricin?
Tim Bruening
Oviod: Lack of the letter O.
Permute: Price of silence.
Pertest: Price of an exam.
Tim Bruening
Okay: Donut island.
Olden: Elderly room.
Oldster: Spinning old person.
Tim Bruening
herculles wrote:
> Wasn't Fascination what Italy was under Mussolini in the Second World
War?
>
> bagelncr...@hotmail.com (meat n potatoes) wrote in message
news:<1d7e07b1.0403...@posting.google.com>...
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:<40580B73...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...
> > > Damnation: A country of mother deers.
> > >
> > > Damnation: A country dependent on hydroelectricity.
> >
> > fascination.
Damnation: A nation doomed to go to Hell in a handbasket.
Dammer: Ocean of water barriers.
Damming: Water barrier vase.
Tim Bruening
Sowing: Flying pig.
Sowing: Bird farmer.
Vowing: Bird taking an oath.
Wowing: Bird that impresses.
Yowing: Bird in pain.
Tim Bruening
herculles wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:<405D852F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...
> > Robin May wrote:
> >
> > > hercul...@yahoo.com (herculles) wrote the following in:
> > > news:3c88f7e9.04031...@posting.google.com
> > >
> > > > What do you get if you mix a fella with Horatio?
> > >
> > > A fella she owes. But who is she that owes the fella and what does
> she
> > > owe him?
> >
> > Don't go Russian off to pay that fella without more info.
>
> I owe, I owe, its off to work I go.
>
> Doh!Nuts: fans of the Simpsons?
Ukraine: Nation with U shaped lifting devices.
Tim Bruening
herculles wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:<405D85A1...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...
> > herculles wrote:
> >
> > > Wasn't Fascination what Italy was under Mussolini in the Second
> World War?
> > >
> > > bagelncr...@hotmail.com (meat n potatoes) wrote in message
> news:<1d7e07b1.0403...@posting.google.com>...
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:<40580B73...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...
> > > > > Damnation: A country of mother deers.
> > > > >
> > > > > Damnation: A country dependent on hydroelectricity.
> > > >
> > > > fascination.
> >
> > Tarnation: Nation of asphalt.
>
> Tim, you must be a Roads Scholar?
I'm on the E-Road.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41774621...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Palema wrote:
> >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:402B1770...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >>Admissive: Junk mail.
> > > >>
> > > >>Dismissive: Put down letter.
> > > >>
> > > >>Emissive: E-mail letter.
> > > >>
> > > >>Omissive: Doughnut shaped letter, or a letter in a Chinese fortune
> > > >>doughnut.
> > > >>
> > > >>Remissive: To send the letter again.
> > > >>
> > > >>Submissive: Underwater letter.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Ommisive: Message containing Yoga pracitioners' most-used Mantra.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > P'missive: letter in a Chinese fortune pie
> >
> > Miss Sieve: Female strainer.
>
> Missel: Small unmaried female.
> Misshape: Unmarried female with nice figure.
> Misspell: Unmarried female witch.
>
> (Nice to be back! Thank heaven for everyone wanting flat monitors. The Cath
> O'Drey ones are dirt cheap - as long as you don't mind cleaning them out
> beef whore switching them on!)
Miss Isle: Female island that functions as a flying weapon.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4177411A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Fish Eye no Miko wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:40305EF7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > > Storing: You can put anything in this ring.
> > >
> > > My... Precious...
> >
> > Is it your Gollum to get the Lord of the Rings?
>
> Like I've said a number of tines: You'll have to read Dybbuk to find out.
George W Bush book?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:417D7C62...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> You mean he wrote one? I didn't even think he could read!
He can read teleprompters.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4177415C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Hasty: Tea drunk fast.
>
> Hasty: Pigs' enclosure now used for storing dried grass.
> >
> > Pasty: Tea that glues.
> >
> > Typer: Price for neckwear.
> >
> > Typeface: Face with printing on it.
>
> Typeface:
>
> OK. "F - A - C - E"!
Typing: An offspring of a Thailand-Chinese union.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4177416A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > mike wheeEler wrote:
> >
> > > In article <MzNsb.107886$Ou6....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> > > ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > >news:3FB326AA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >> Subplot: Underwater farm.
> > > >>
> > > >Subaerial: Works at Ultra Low Frequency. (Shhhhhhhhhh. Top secret
> still!!)
> > > >
> > > >Subarid: Underwater desert.
> > > >Subbing: Sings lower than Crosby.
> > > >Subcranial: Pertianing to underwater lifting gear.
> > > >
> > > Subcranial: less than lofty thoughts
> >
> > Subconscious: Aware underwater.
>
> New clear submarine with hugely enhanced computer as in Frank Herbert's
> "Destination Void."
Destination Void: On the way to the toilet?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:417745BD...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Advertising: Singing commercials.
> >
> > Advert: Plus green.
> >
> > Convert: Against green.
> >
> > Cavity: Tea that rots your teeth.
> >
> > Censor: Knight who enforces political correctness.
> >
> > Divert: To color something green.
> >
> > Pervert: Price of a Green Party member.
> >
> > Subvert: Mermaids in the Green Party.
>
> Terre Verte: Artist who's also a very jealous violent extremist.
>
> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=terre-verte
Extremist: Radical fog.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:417745ED...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Cronkite: A flying anchor.
>
> Dubya in Air Force One: A flying wanker!
>
> >
> > Glancing: Singing and looking.
> >
> > Looking: King of eyes.
> >
> > Boil Ling: Chinese at 212 degrees.
> >
> > Convert: Green criminal.
> >
> > Divert: Green die.
> >
> > Invert: Green hotel.
> >
> > Revert: Turn green again.
Pervert: Price of a Green.
Advert: Fetch another Green.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:417745F9...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Palema wrote:
> >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:402B0F72...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >>Betty: Tea drunk by gamblers.
> > > >>
> > > >>Catty: Feline tea.
> > > >>
> > > >>Fatty: Tea that makes you fat.
> > > >>
> > > >>Gutty: Tea from guts.
> > > >>
> > > >>Pebble: Small rocky bull.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Gravel: Hammer used by a stoned Chairman, Judge or Auctionear.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > In the Stone-Age they took that for granite.
> >
> > Granite: Finding small faults in stone.
>
> er??
>
> You can use a CNS Farnell PUNDIT instrument for that and not the crummy US
> James Instruments' equivalent that they ripped from off of CNS!
>
> Delamination: A country from which all sheep have been removed.
Nomination: Country of candidates.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:417E2E62...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:417745BD...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Advertising: Singing commercials.
> > > >
> > > > Advert: Plus green.
> > > >
> > > > Convert: Against green.
> > > >
> > > > Cavity: Tea that rots your teeth.
> > > >
> > > > Censor: Knight who enforces political correctness.
> > > >
> > > > Divert: To color something green.
> > > >
> > > > Pervert: Price of a Green Party member.
> > > >
> > > > Subvert: Mermaids in the Green Party.
> > >
> > > Terre Verte: Artist who's also a very jealous violent extremist.
> > >
> > > http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=terre-verte
> >
> > Extremist: Radical fog.
> >
> Terrierist: Radical dog.
Alchemist: Witchy fog.
Chemist: Smog.
Taxidermist: Fog comprised of animal skin.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4177469D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >
> > > On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 01:43:57 GMT, Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > >>>Sounds like sharp advice
> > > >>
> > > >>Try to really avoid the ones named "Barb-y."
> > > >
> > > >You met Barb Dwyer?
> > >
> > > Yeah, but I was sorta on the fence about her.
> >
> > Offense or defense?
>
> Commonsense.
Commonsense: Plenty of pennies.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3D71ED48...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > Tim puns and nemo's Fan Queue munched.
> >
> > > Dungeoness: Female gaoler (US: jailer) Two peoples divided by a
common
> > > whassname, er, thingy, er, oojimaflip . . .
> > >
> > > Empire: Big burning heap of typographical standard spaces.
> > >
> > > Umpire: A big burning heap of electrical sub-stations.
> > >
> > > Bison: What you cook a podding in.
> > >
> > > Pudding Bison: A pregnant one. (UK slang for pregnant: being in
the
> Pudding
> > > Club) two peoples div . . oh, sod it!
> > >
> > > What's a Hindu? It lays iggs! (Noah Fence.)
> > >
> > > Anyway, I havn't got time to stay here and try to curry powder
with you
> . .
> > > . Imhoff!
> >
> > Antidote: An ant that cures poison victims.
>
> And farm animals:
>
> Antidote and mares eat oats and little lambs eat ivy -
> Diddlyum dedoo then they die! Ivy's poisonous.
> >
> > Aspie: A urinating donkey.
>
> Osprey: Urinating equine
> >
> > Biplane: An aircraft that mates with both genders.
> >
> > Deacon: A criminal demon.
> >
> > D. Mon: Between D. Sun and D. Tues.
> >
> > D. Tain: A demon prison guard.
> >
> > Enormous: A very big rodent.
>
> Unanimous: Agreement at a rodents' Union Meeting
> Merry Christ Mouse: Rodent under the mistletoe with a paper hat on and
> drunk.
> Hip a pot a mouse: A 60s rodent with a spliff saying, "Hey. Like
squeak,
> man!"
> Momser mouses: Mousebegotten.
> Leader of Italian mice years ago: Mousolini.
> Rodent with painted-on mouse-tache: Groucho Mousx.
> Rodent who's forgotten his name: Anonymouse.
> What rodents put in their ham sandwiches: Mousetard.
> Diesel Doopher nough!
> >
> > Giant: Very big ant.
> >
> > Gigantic: Very big tick.
> >
> > Incredible: An unbelievable male cow.
> >
> And if your criminal demon becomes radio-active, he has to be Deacon
> taminated.
A Cardinal Sin!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41F07E72...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Parboil: To heat a golf course to 212 F.
>
> . . or to heat your father to the same temperature.
Parking: King Daddy?
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 11:28:17 -0500, David Reihmer <sim...@mindspring.com>
> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >In article <41f49712$0$73057$d36...@news.calweb.com>,
> > "Jenni Saqua" <suppo...@R.troops.gov> wrote:
> >
> >> A US headline about the bad snowstorm, back east: "Blizzard maroons
> >> thousands at airports"
> >>
> >> Wow. You just know that this had them seeing red!
> >>
> >And walking around, adrift.
>
> Sleet music to my ears ...
Sleeting: Musical ice pellets.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41F48C07...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Candidacy: Ocean of politicians.
> >
> > Papacy: Religious ocean.
> >
> > Parity: Two teas.
> >
> > Party: Tea that celebrates.
> >
> > Panda: Father of a pan.
>
> Pandemonium: Uproar in Hell's Kitchen when the chips/french fries catch
> fire!
Panorama: Choice between cooking utensil and a ewe with a son.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41EEF7B1...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > mike wheeEler wrote:
> >
> > > In article <vnchp51...@corp.supernews.com>, jblv...@yahoo.com, Sy
> > Knight
> > > was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Flatulent Dingo wrote ...
> > > >>
> > > >> Hello Nick,
> > > >>
> > > >> On Thu, 25 Sep 2003, at 13:57:43 [GMT-0700] (which was Fri, 6:57:43
> >
> > > >> Australian Eastern Time) you wrote:
> > > >> > Aye, they are a brogish lot. One was seen aubergine.
> > > >>
> > > >> I am green with envy.
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >She was well, red.
> > > >
> > > That happened when she noticed she was showing pink.
> >
> > Pink Lee: Sunburned Korean.
> >
> Crink Lee: 200 year-old Gypsy stripper.
Gypsy: Ocean of con artists.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Stripper: Price of a Green Belt.
nemo
> > >
> > >
> > > Palema wrote:
> > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > >
> > > > >>Admissive: Junk mail.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Dismissive: Put down letter.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Emissive: E-mail letter.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Omissive: Doughnut shaped letter, or a letter in a Chinese fortune
> > > > >>doughnut.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Remissive: To send the letter again.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Submissive: Underwater letter.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Ommisive: Message containing Yoga pracitioners' most-used Mantra.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > P'missive: letter in a Chinese fortune pie
> > >
> > > Miss Sieve: Female strainer.
> >
> > Missel: Small unmaried female.
> > Misshape: Unmarried female with nice figure.
> > Misspell: Unmarried female witch.
> >
> > (Nice to be back! Thank heaven for everyone wanting flat monitors. The
Cath
> > O'Drey ones are dirt cheap - as long as you don't mind cleaning them out
> > beef whore switching them on!)
>
> Miss Isle: Female island that functions as a flying weapon.
Aha! Tom O'Hawk the nucular Irishman again!
nemo
>
> George W Bush book?
You mean he can actually read???
http://www.onelook.com/?w=Dybbuk&ls=a
nemo
Narr. His jaw and vocal tract are worked by somebody else using a remote
control with Pres-buttons.
Nemo
Not for nothing the Numbo One Punster!
For £3 - 18s - 11½d actually!
That's including V.A.T. - Vear And Tear!
nemo
The noun is two words: Common sense.
It's only one word when it's an adjective, like in 'A commonsense approach.'
So there.
nemo
Narr. It's a skinny cab driver lost in the fog.
nemo
Top of the Pops: Dad up Mount Everest - and after climbing up that far,
believe me, he'd need to Everest!
(Old UK TV music programme)
nemo
Nope. That's songs like 'Hail to Thee, Blithe Spirit of the Air.'
Well you gotta have a lark now and again, aincha?!
nemo
A hell of a lot of training: Price of a Black Belt!
Ooss!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4358926A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4177469D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 01:43:57 GMT, Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > >>>Sounds like sharp advice
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >>Try to really avoid the ones named "Barb-y."
> > > > > >
> > > > > >You met Barb Dwyer?
> > > > >
> > > > > Yeah, but I was sorta on the fence about her.
> > > >
> > > > Offense or defense?
> > >
> > > Commonsense.
> >
> > Commonsense: Plenty of pennies.
>
> The noun is two words: Common sense.
>
> It's only one word when it's an adjective, like in 'A commonsense approach.'
Since it does exist as one word as an adjective, I can still use it as one word
in a pun.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4222F53C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Lobar: What one uses to do the limbo.
>
> Barlow: Sheep with a basso profundo voice - until someone stabs 'im in
the
> bum with a cheap pocket knife!
Bungalows: Where pastries are hanged.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4222F578...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Probable: Likely male bovine, or in favor of gibberish.
> >
> > Quotable: Talking male bovine.
> >
> > Rabble: A mob of commoner male bovines.
> >
> > Recent: To get another penny.
> >
> > Recur: To get another dog.
>
> Current: A hired dog.
Currant: Electrical dog.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4222F5F9...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > toc wrote:
> >
> > "nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote in message
> > news:dHDFd.89609$C8.6...@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > Mr. Pointment.
> >
> > The lady spurned was Miss Depointment.
> >
> > She was Miss Understood.
>
> And an ancient typist might have been Missunderwood, and so might her
posh
> cousin, Oliver Hammond-Royal.
Does he do the Oliver Twist?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4222F716...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Nestorius wrote:
> >
> > > What did the clumsy soft thick-bodied North Atlantic fish with
pelvic
> fins
> > > fused into a sucker say when he heard that he and his fish-mates
was
> going
> > > to be a part of a fish study?
> > >
> > > I hope they don't lump us all together
> >
> > That sounds fishy.
>
> Stone me!
With an Oliver Stone?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4222FCA5...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Nathaniel Lind wrote:
> >
> > > or a famous Pokémon trainer!
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:403C61E7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Happy Ash Wednesday!
> > > >
> > > > In which we celebrate a tree!
> > > >
> >
> > Conceder: Against a type of tree.
> >
> >
> Look! Cedar lumberjacks cutting down the trees in Lebanon!
Are you Syria-ous?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4222F5C2...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Rubble: Ruined male bovine.
> >
> > Sateen: Teenager on the 7th day of the week.
> >
> > Sortable: Rising table, or to put male bovines in order.
> >
> > Storable: To park a male bovine.
> >
> > Stamen: Order to males to stay.
> >
> Barmen: Order to males to imitate sheep.
De-crypt: A demon tomb.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4222F830...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> >
> > > On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 13:47:58 GMT, Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net>
found
> > > these unused words floating about:
> > >
> > > >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 19:04:06 GMT, Palema
<pale...@sbcglobal.net>
> found
> > > >> these unused words floating about:
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>>Tina Turner's grandchildren call her "Gams"
> > > >>
> > > >> Ike guess that's OK ...
> > > >>
> > > >Ike went into the furniture business after he got out of prison.
He's
> in
> > > >recovery.
> > >
> > > Tacky, but you nailed it down.
> >
> > Tacky: For a sharp lock.
>
> Tackle: Equipment for a small horse.
>
> Shetland Al Caponey: Small equine gangster.
Tabby: Cat-apine.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41D9149B...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Laden: Loaded home.
> >
> > Lambent: Crooked sheep.
> >
> > Lanker: Local Area Network dog.
> >
> > Lanking: Local Area Network king.
> >
> > Lanky: Key to a Local Area Network.
>
> Monkey: Key to the Middle of Nowhere! Basildon!
Basildon: Head of the Basil Mafia?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:431500C0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Ante-bellum: Ant in the Old South.
> >
> > Calamity: Disastrous glove.
> >
> > Enormity: Very big glove.
> >
> > Simba: Fake sheep.
> >
> > Tucker: Dog belonging to Robin Hood's band.
>
> That was Rabbi "put a little ice on it - it'll be fine" Tuckman's dog,
> surley?
R for R-tist.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:431544AF...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4264B3D4...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:4261F192...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Then "nemo" says:
> > > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > > >>>And more recently when the Princess Royal started visiting
> Navy
> > > > > > > ships and
> > > > > > > >>>getting the few straight sailors all randy, they became
> Banned
> > > Anna
> > > > > > > Boats,
> > > > > > > >>>and the supply of large, flamboyant neckerchiefs dried up
> too.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> Those chiefs shouldn't be necking anyway. You have to become
> > > > > > > >> a Chief Petting Officer first.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >They'll just have to use Anchor Chiefs instead then!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Hehe! Good'ne!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > As the ancient Scandinavian Nosemen used to say, "Thor, she
> > > > > > > blows!" Then they'd ask the king, "But vy? Vy is it dat way?"
> > > > > > > They were asked so many times they became the Vykings! But their
> > > > > > > questions were so obtuse it was later angle-sized to "Vikings."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Vikings: Kings of Norse pirates.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Did they ride on Norse back though or just travel on foot?
> > > > >
> > > > > Which foot?
> > > >
> > > > They traveled by ship.
> > > >
> > > I won't ask 'over land?' coz I know they weren't averse to carrying them
> > > when it became nessecelery.
> > >
> > > They weren't averse to poetry either.
> >
> > The Viking ships in my mind look too big to carry.
> >
> > I assume that the Vikings would have traveled by horse when on land.
>
> It's true. It was on an archćology programme. You're forgetting how strong
> they were. They particularly used to do it to launch surprise attacks up
> rivers whose estuaries were guarded.
S for S-cape.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:431544D0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4264B091...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > 2 x 12 days since Holy Saturday.
> > >
> > > I thought they all were. I believe they're at least three religions'
> > > Sabbaths; Jews, Moslems and Seventh Day Adventilators.
> >
> > Sabbath: Holy Washup?
>
> Are you taking the Mikvah?
T for T-pee.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43154583...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Nathaniel Lind wrote:
> >
> > > or a famous Pokémon trainer!
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:403C61E7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Happy Ash Wednesday!
> > > >
> > > > In which we celebrate a tree!
> > > >
> >
> > Conceder: Against a type of tree.
>
> Lebanofanon: An intermittent cyclist who hated them only sometimes.
U for U-ba.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4315458F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Hamfist: To be punched out by a pig.
>
> Ahh. So your cops are still as bad as ours used to be?
V for V-nus.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41D1192D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:40FE1A27...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Surfing: King of the ocean.
> > >
> > > That'd be surking, not surfing!
> > >
> > > Surk it and sea!
> >
> > Surking would be a knight who's a king.
>
> Syrup: A sticky knight who's known to Lyle over the place - otherwise known
> as Dick Strose.
Sticky: Small wooden key.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41D11C31...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Pinesol: A sad household cleaner.
> >
> > Joy: A happy household cleaner.
> >
> > Lysol: An untruthful household cleaner.
> >
> > Comet: A cleaner that's out of this world.
> >
> > Configure: Against numbers.
>
> Contribute: A modest person.
In Modesto?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41D11C26...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Harry Farkas wrote:
> >
> > > I was in the leather business, but ran into trouble and had to latigo.
> The
> > > leather mob was after me and I needed to split 'n' hide, so I tooled
> down to
> > > Mexico. I went to Cabo. Figured I'd hit the pebble-grained beach and
> work on
> > > my tanning. Found a tacky saddle place to rent, but when you are on the
> run
> > > you can't pick conchos.
> > >
> > > I was afraid the bad guys would catch up with me, lace me up and maul
> me. I
> > > didn't want to dye, much less get punched out. The shear terror drove me
> to
> > > drink. I found a little cantina filled with strapping studs and young
> women
> > > showing more than kidskin. I had a couple of belts and soon my knees
> started
> > > to buckle. Just then a cute blonde piece of trim asked me, "What's
> sinew?"
> >
> > How would drinking hide you from the mob?
> >
> > > Wallet wasn't long before I was pattern butt. Before I knew it we bead
> it
> > > back to my place on the fringe of the beach. We had a couple more drinks
> and
> > > I passed out, only to wake up and find she had fleeced me. All I could
> do
> > > was purse my lips and admit I got clipped. Sew it goes..
> >
> > Sew a hoe weeded out all your dough.
>
> Weeded: Ingredients in some of the extremely sick recipes on here at the
> moment!
Weeding: We ring the bell.
Weeding: Musical marijuana.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41D11C3C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Alpine: The sad 2000 Democratic Presidential candidate.
> >
> > Algorithm: Jiggling 2000 Democratic Presidential candidate.
> >
> > Logarithm: Jiggling tree cutters.
> >
> > Cannibal: Male cow in a can.
> >
> > Columbus: A bus that goes across the ocean.
> >
> > Coloumbus: Electric bus that's all charged up...
> >
> > Combination: A country of crop harvesting computers.
> >
> > Divine: What grapes grow on.
> >
> > Panama: Mother of a frying pan.
> >
> > Panda: Father of that pan.
> >
> > Pumpkin: Children of the pump.
> >
> > Orkin: Children of mining operations.
>
> Kinetic Energy: The strength your relatives gain from the food they eat.
Kinetic: Energetic tic.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Randolf Richardson <r...@8x.ca> wrote in message
> news:Xns95AAA18F...@24.64.223.211...
> > ""nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:419DA394...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >> Michael Balarama wrote:
> > >>
> > >> > "Palema" <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> > >> > news:Gd9Tb.13882$2%1.5...@newssvr24.news.prodigy.com...
> > >> >
> > >> > > A Buddhist refused Novocain during a root canal because he
wanted
> > >> > > to transcend dental medication.
> > >> >
> > >> > that puns hits a nerve
> > >>
> > >> It seems you have a psychological problem that you need to get at
the
> > >> root of.
> > >
> > > Psychological: A wheeled vehicle that has two wheels and is moved
by
> > > foot pedals and has been assembled in accordance with formulæ in
> > > Boolean Algebra - ofanon!
> >
> > Shrink: Making problems seem smaller than they really are.
> >
> I thought they made problems seem larger so that they could charge
more!
Shrinking: King of psychotherapy.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4315468A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42663A37...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:407A4027...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > Orientation: The process of becoming an Asian.
> > > > >
> > > > > Better than occidentally becoming an American!
> > > >
> > > > What do you have against becoming an American?
> > >
> > > You want a list?? OK. Lean over.
> >
> > Lean Over: He's gotten fat!
>
> Ben Dover and Phil McCavity: A gay couple.
A for A-fid.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
A for A-Pine.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4315469B...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Stan Kegel wrote:
> >
> > > Phil Hudson wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "Stan Kegel" <ke...@fea.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:3BB4A7E7...@fea.net...
> > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Phil Hudson wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:3BAFDB0F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Phil Hudson wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "Steve Jacobson" <ste...@jjworld.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > > > > news:g8urqtknegqj8i8sn...@4ax.com...
> > > > > > > > > On Sat, 22 Sep 2001 21:22:38 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
> > > > > > > > > <scraw...@ideaone.net>
> > > > > > > > > put together some random words that came up with:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> Phil Hudson wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
> > > > message
> > > > > > > > > >> > news:3BA9849F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > > > > >> > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >> > >
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > Confirm: A criminal enterprise.
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > Confront: A criminal money laundering enterprise.
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > Conrad: Against radioactive substances in our
> homes.
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > Format: In favor of floor coverings.
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > Forum: In favor of Bircardi.
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > Profound: We found an expert!
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > Propane: In favor of torture.
> > > > > > > > > >> > > > Propane: In favor of windows.
> > > > > > > > > >> > > Proceed: In support of agriculture.
> > > > > > > > > >> > Consolidate - Cyber-dating a fraud, using a Dreamcast.
> > > > > > > > > >> > Condensate - To commit fraud against an octet of stupid
> > > > people.
> > > > > > > > > >> > Contractor - Getaway vehicle. Also used for
> conceeding.
> > > > > > > > > >> > Formulate - Supporting someone who has eaten a donkey.
> > > > > > > > > >> > Forking - A Royal approval.
> > > > > > > > > >> > Forcing - In favour of karaoke.
> > > > > > > > > >> > Profile - For Manicure.
> > > > > > > > > >> Concrete: Against a Greek/Turkish island.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >Consecrate: to fool a shipping container.
> > > > > > > > > >Convoluted: a line of empty trucks.
> > > > > > > > > >Conundrum: one of a pair of drums
> > > > > > > > > > used to call a Buddhist convent to prayer.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > We interrupt this listing for a Bartosh:
> > > > > > > > > > Isaac Stern, d. 22 Sep 01, ca. 9pm, in NYC.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Propane: A professional troublemaker.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Configuration - To limit the amount of food a prisoner eats,
> in
> > > > order to
> > > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > > into better shape.
> > > > > > > > > Contest - Cheating in the exam, opposite of Protest.
> > > > > > > > > Congo - Prison escape (through the convent?)
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Protest: Favoring national testing of teachers.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Contact - Pinning down criminals
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Conspire: Against sweat.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Can you see down this far, Stan Kegal?
> > > > >
> > > > > Probably on geese but ducks are usually too small. (s. k.)
> > > >
> > > > I thought you'd be able to see feather than that...
> > > >
> > > That's your o pinion
> >
> > Bacon: A criminal in San Francisco.
>
> A butcher's haircut: Short bacon sides.
>
> A butcher's heavy manager's haircut: Boston.
>
> Nemo
> Not for nothing the Numbo One Punster!
> For £3 - 18s - 11½d actually!
> That's including V.A.T. - Vear And Tear!
B for B-4, B-9, B-10, and B-12.
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:431546AB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Conjurer: Against trial by jury.
>
> Prestidigitator: Arnie shoving his fingers into things.
>
> Used by a conjuring accountant: Leger-de-Main.
C for C-der, C-gulls, and the deep blue C.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:431546D9...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Kha'tie wrote:
> >
> > > The dance was held at the construction site last night.
> > >
> > > The electrician was break-dancing.
> >
> > The auto mechanic was also brake-dancing.
> >
> > > The plumber clogged.
> > >
> > > The carpet-layer cut a rug.
> > >
> > > The surveyor square-danced.
> > >
> > > And the mason wasn't there... he was out getting laid. Can you imagine
> the
> > > mortarfication?
> >
> > The army was doing a conquer dance to celebrate its victory.
> >
> > Contraflow: Nicaraguan rebels in the river.
>
> Hopefully head first with concrete bocks round their necks!
D for D-Zaster.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43154701...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Compass: A pass leading North.
> >
> > Compass the salt this way, please.
> >
> > Compass: A computerized or robotic quarterback.
> >
> > Navigate: Go to this gate to ask for directions.
>
> Compass Rose: Flower on a map.
E for E-gull.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4315478F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Steve Siegfried wrote:
> >
> > > I bought a new audio system for my car. It's the most
> > > advanced one I could find; voice activated, which makes it
> > > hands free.
> > >
> > > If you say "Rock," it plays rock and roll.
> > >
> > > If you say "Soul," it plays Soul music.
> > >
> > > If you say "Rhythm," it plays rhythm and blues.
> > >
> > > I nearly ran over some kids today who jumped out in front of
> > > me. "F**kin kids!" I shouted.
> > >
> > > It started playing Michael Jackson.
> >
> > If you say "Waltz", does it play "Waltzing Matilda"?
>
> Written by Billy Bong?
F for F-fort.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:431549D5...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:421A8204...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > On 2002-04-14 21:07:44 PST,
> > > >
> > > > "Greg Evans" <greg...@charter.net> wrote ...
> > > > > Mad Jesuit wrote:
> > > > > > > When you look at a barcode:
> > > > > > > ???????????????????????????
> > > > > > > You're looking at an Ethiopian's family portrait.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > ... It's the Bionic Man's fingerprint.
> > > > > > ... It's a genetically engineered zebra.
> > > > > > ... An aerial photograph of a toupee with a built in combover.
> > > > > > ... A micro-machine's treadprint.
> > > > > > ... A fence for anorexic hide-and-seek.
> > > > >
> > > > > I thought a "bar code" was what you had to whisper to the doorman to
> get
> > > > > into a speakeasy.
> > > >
> > > > Or how a prison guard enters a jail cell.
> > >
> > > Ex-addict prison guard in Winter: Cold Turnkey.
> >
> > Fairfield: Meadow of entertainment.
>
> Convenient Garden: A handy entertainment venue in London.
Any suggestions on how to stop hurry canes?
Tim Bruening
Docent: A one penny female deer, or a one penny guardian.
Eccentric: Odd behaving penny.
Efficient: A penny with little waste, or a one penny fish on the
Internet.
Magnificent: A wondrous penny.
Omniscient: All knowing penny.
Tim Bruening
Presence: More than one penny is here.
Prescience: Pennies that know the future.
Proficient: Skilled penny.
Quiescent: Still penny.
Reminiscent: Penny reviewing the past.
Resent: A dissatisfied penny.
Sufficient: An adequate penny.
Sentience: Smart penny.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4021D892...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Shakespeare: Vibrating weapon that writes plays.
> >
> > Submachine Gun: Weapon of underwater armies.
>
> Mine!!!
> >
> > Tank: Another weapon of underwater armies.
> >
> > Turnpike: A spinning spear like weapon.
>
> Petard: Captain in Start Wreck and grenade for hanging on a gate that
> everyone and his dog thinks is a spear!
Spearmint: A gum weapon.
Tim Bruening
Robert Morpheal wrote:
> Evil-you-ate your life ?
>
> The lan guage is dane guere us.
>
> (So re, knot up on m' eye For wrench spelling, but you get the I dear.)
A-10-D.
4-Got-10.
nemo
Or the name of a small wood donkey?
nemo
Shitting: Ditto but more smelly.
nemo
LA for LA Swing - oft mistaken for giant A-fids.
nemo
Woman backs into aErOplane propeller. Disaster!
nemo
Vet and cop for Ill E-gull!
Nemo
Not for nothing the NUmbo One Punster!
For £2500 - 16s - 2d actually!
Who's da man?? Who's da man??
nemo
Narr. F for Vescent. It's got more fizz!
nemo
Get Hurry Krishna to pray that we get no more?
nemo
It's a cient though - so that's skint - i.e., noncents.
nemo
Difficult to aim though, becuase it's far too Wrigley!
http://www.wrigley.com/wrigley/index.asp
nemo
nemo
> > > Lobar: What one uses to do the limbo.
> >
> > Barlow: Sheep with a basso profundo voice - until someone stabs 'im in
> the
> > bum with a cheap pocket knife!
>
> Bungalows: Where pastries are hanged.
. . or the stoppers to barrels.
nemo
> > > Probable: Likely male bovine, or in favor of gibberish.
> > >
> > > Quotable: Talking male bovine.
> > >
> > > Rabble: A mob of commoner male bovines.
> > >
> > > Recent: To get another penny.
> > >
> > > Recur: To get another dog.
> >
> > Current: A hired dog.
>
> Currant: Electrical dog.
Strong Currant: It beat up all the raisins and sultanas!
nemo
> > >
> > >
> > > toc wrote:
> > >
> > > "nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote in message
> > > news:dHDFd.89609$C8.6...@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > > Mr. Pointment.
> > >
> > > The lady spurned was Miss Depointment.
> > >
> > > She was Miss Understood.
> >
> > And an ancient typist might have been Missunderwood, and so might her
> posh
> > cousin, Oliver Hammond-Royal.
>
> Does he do the Oliver Twist?
No. He hurt his gruelleys!
nemo
> > >
> > > Nestorius wrote:
> > >
> > > > What did the clumsy soft thick-bodied North Atlantic fish with
> pelvic
> > fins
> > > > fused into a sucker say when he heard that he and his fish-mates
> was
> > going
> > > > to be a part of a fish study?
> > > >
> > > > I hope they don't lump us all together
> > >
> > > That sounds fishy.
> >
> > Stone me!
>
> With an Oliver Stone?
Oyle go and find out!
nemo
> > >
> > >
> > > Nathaniel Lind wrote:
> > >
> > > > or a famous Pokémon trainer!> > > > news:403C61E7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Happy Ash Wednesday!
> > > > >
> > > > > In which we celebrate a tree!
> > > > >
> > >
> > > Conceder: Against a type of tree.
> > >
> > >
> > Look! Cedar lumberjacks cutting down the trees in Lebanon!
>
> Are you Syria-ous?
Narr. He's on a cloud. He's Cirrius!
nemo
> > > Rubble: Ruined male bovine.
> > >
> > > Sateen: Teenager on the 7th day of the week.
> > >
> > > Sortable: Rising table, or to put male bovines in order.
> > >
> > > Storable: To park a male bovine.
> > >
> > > Stamen: Order to males to stay.
> > >
> > Barmen: Order to males to imitate sheep.
>
> De-crypt: A demon tomb.
And a cat crept into his crypt, crapped and crept out again!
nemo
> > >
> > >
> > > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 13:47:58 GMT, Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net>
> found
> > > > these unused words floating about:
> > > >
> > > > >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > >> On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 19:04:06 GMT, Palema
> <pale...@sbcglobal.net>
> > found
> > > > >> these unused words floating about:
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >>>Tina Turner's grandchildren call her "Gams"
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Ike guess that's OK ...
> > > > >>
> > > > >Ike went into the furniture business after he got out of prison.
> He's
> > in
> > > > >recovery.
> > > >
> > > > Tacky, but you nailed it down.
> > >
> > > Tacky: For a sharp lock.
> >
> > Tackle: Equipment for a small horse.
> >
> > Shetland Al Caponey: Small equine gangster.
>
> Tabby: Cat-apine.
Persean: Price of an Irish cat.
nemo
> > > Laden: Loaded home.
> > >
> > > Lambent: Crooked sheep.
> > >
> > > Lanker: Local Area Network dog.
> > >
> > > Lanking: Local Area Network king.
> > >
> > > Lanky: Key to a Local Area Network.
> >
> > Monkey: Key to the Middle of Nowhere! Basildon!
>
> Basildon: Head of the Basil Mafia?
Onlt if hou've got the thyme.
nemo
> > > Ante-bellum: Ant in the Old South.
> > >
> > > Calamity: Disastrous glove.
> > >
> > > Enormity: Very big glove.
> > >
> > > Simba: Fake sheep.
> > >
> > > Tucker: Dog belonging to Robin Hood's band.
> >
> > That was Rabbi "put a little ice on it - it'll be fine" Tuckman's dog,
> > surley?
>
> R for R-tist.
Does he find it difficult or does he paint easel-ly?
nemo
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Then "nemo" says:
> > > > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > > > >>>And more recently when the Princess Royal started
visiting
> > Navy
> > > > > > > > ships and
> > > > > > > > >>>getting the few straight sailors all randy, they became
> > Banned
> > > > Anna
> > > > > > > > Boats,
> > > > > > > > >>>and the supply of large, flamboyant neckerchiefs dried up
> > too.
> > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > >> Those chiefs shouldn't be necking anyway. You have to
become
> > > > > > > > >> a Chief Petting Officer first.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >They'll just have to use Anchor Chiefs instead then!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Hehe! Good'ne!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > As the ancient Scandinavian Nosemen used to say, "Thor, she
> > > > > > > > blows!" Then they'd ask the king, "But vy? Vy is it dat
way?"
> > > > > > > > They were asked so many times they became the Vykings! But
their
> > > > > > > > questions were so obtuse it was later angle-sized to
"Vikings."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Vikings: Kings of Norse pirates.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > Did they ride on Norse back though or just travel on foot?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Which foot?
> > > > >
> > > > > They traveled by ship.
> > > > >
> > > > I won't ask 'over land?' coz I know they weren't averse to carrying
them
> > > > when it became nessecelery.
> > > >
> > > > They weren't averse to poetry either.
> > >
> > > The Viking ships in my mind look too big to carry.
> > >
> > > I assume that the Vikings would have traveled by horse when on land.
> >
> > It's true. It was on an archćology programme. You're forgetting how
strong
> > they were. They particularly used to do it to launch surprise attacks up
> > rivers whose estuaries were guarded.
>
> S for S-cape.
Attacks: They stop masochists' headgear blowing away!
nemo
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > 2 x 12 days since Holy Saturday.
> > > >
> > > > I thought they all were. I believe they're at least three religions'
> > > > Sabbaths; Jews, Moslems and Seventh Day Adventilators.
> > >
> > > Sabbath: Holy Washup?
> >
> > Are you taking the Mikvah?
>
> T for T-pee.
T for in a glass of Steradent by the bed!
nemo
> > >
> > > Nathaniel Lind wrote:
> > >
> > > > or a famous Pokémon trainer!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Happy Ash Wednesday!
> > > > >
> > > > > In which we celebrate a tree!
> > > > >
> > >
> > > Conceder: Against a type of tree.
> >
>
> U for U-ba.
U-ba? A sheep stuck down the plug ole of the sink?
nemo
> > >
> > > Hamfist: To be punched out by a pig.
Like a kack on the jaw?
> >
> > Ahh. So your cops are still as bad as ours used to be?
>
> V for V-nus.
Moo for Moon.
(bovine one)
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43AF2AD0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4222F5C2...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Rubble: Ruined male bovine.
> > > >
> > > > Sateen: Teenager on the 7th day of the week.
> > > >
> > > > Sortable: Rising table, or to put male bovines in order.
> > > >
> > > > Storable: To park a male bovine.
> > > >
> > > > Stamen: Order to males to stay.
> > > >
> > > Barmen: Order to males to imitate sheep.
> >
> > De-crypt: A demon tomb.
>
> And a cat crept into his crypt, crapped and crept out again!
Olive Hue.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43AF34C1...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:431500C0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Ante-bellum: Ant in the Old South.
> > > >
> > > > Calamity: Disastrous glove.
> > > >
> > > > Enormity: Very big glove.
> > > >
> > > > Simba: Fake sheep.
> > > >
> > > > Tucker: Dog belonging to Robin Hood's band.
> > >
> > > That was Rabbi "put a little ice on it - it'll be fine" Tuckman's dog,
> > > surley?
> >
> > R for R-tist.
>
> Does he find it difficult or does he paint easel-ly?
S for S-State.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43AF34E5...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:431544D0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:4264B091...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > 2 x 12 days since Holy Saturday.
> > > > >
> > > > > I thought they all were. I believe they're at least three religions'
> > > > > Sabbaths; Jews, Moslems and Seventh Day Adventilators.
> > > >
> > > > Sabbath: Holy Washup?
> > >
> > > Are you taking the Mikvah?
> >
> > T for T-pee.
>
> T for in a glass of Steradent by the bed!
U for U-nity.
Tim Bruening
"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote
> >
> > Bill Colmers wrote:
> >
> > > "nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote in message
> > > news:%1efe.940$Jc5...@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > >
> > > > Lead-titanate-zirconate also has pyroelectric properties. We used to heat
> > > > them up with a heat gun which charged them to several kV and leave them
> > > > lying around for the unwary!
> > > >
> > > > Very small pieces are used in passive infra-red intruder detectors.
> > >
> > > Very small pieces can cause thermonuclear fusion
> > >
> > >
> >http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=pubmed&dopt=Abstract&list_uids=15
> 858570
> >
> > What does nuclear fusion have to do with the National Institutes of Health?
> >
> A neutron beam is necessary to initiate fission in a thermonuclear
> weapon. History strongly suggests that will be the first application
> of this new technology, it being no secret that new and emerging
> technologies first find their way into the tools of war. Nuclear
> weapons have significant health issues at national and global levels.
So we will have fusion devices triggering a fission device to trigger a
fusion device!!!
Has the NIH ever urged the banning of nuclear weapons?
Tim Bruening
Elisabeth Müller wrote:
> On Sun, 2 May 2004 13:24:44 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote:
>
>> Elisabeth Müller wrote:
>
>>> Ah - I've never been patient enough for being a waitress.
>>
>> Can't say I blame you. I have other ideas on
>> how to serve people.
>
> With an apple in their mouth, and a bunch of thyme behind their ears.
How do you eat an Apple Computer?
Just Wondering
>
> How do you eat an Apple Computer?
One byte at a time.
KenStahl
You first have to remove the core memory.
--
Blogging at http://HexagonalPeg.blogspot.com
KenStahl
> On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 16:14:06 -0800, J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com>
> put finger to keyboard and contributed the following dubious and
> highly suspect comments :
>
>
>>On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 15:40:31 -0700, Just Wondering <fmh...@comcast.net>
>>found these unused words floating about:
>>
>>
>>>Tim Bruening wrote:
>>>
>>>>How do you eat an Apple Computer?
>>>
>>>One byte at a time.
>>
>>He octal know that by now ...
>
>
> Someone should put a hex on you.....
But just a bit at a time.