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Tim Bruening

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Oct 9, 2009, 11:54:50 PM10/9/09
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Deacon: Religious Criminal demon.

Deallocate: Demon that passes out money and other resources.

Debacle: Accident prone demon.

Debunk: Where a demon sleeps.

Debunker: Fortified demon position, often found on a D. Base.

Tim Bruening

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Oct 9, 2009, 11:55:31 PM10/9/09
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Rustic: Oxygenated iron tic.

Attic: A high tic.

Bambi: Deer-apine that blows things up.

Bandy: Musical demon.

Beady: Demon apine.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 21, 2009, 3:35:13 AM12/21/09
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nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4222F441...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Encrypt: Where dead spies are buried.
> >
> > Fan Club: A suit on a pack of fan cards.
> >
> > Ice Code: Code used by spies who want to come in out of the cold.
> >
> >
> Code used by very inefficient and sad spies: Morse The Pity Code.

Pity: Tea in a hole.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 21, 2009, 3:35:48 AM12/21/09
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nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:4222EF57...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Afloat: One parade apparatus.
> >
> > Barber: Cold jail, alcohol vender, or lawyer association that cuts
your
> > hair.
> >
> > Barfor: The 4th jail, alcohol vender, or lawyer association.
> >
> > Barton: 2,000 pound jail, alcohol vender, or lawyer association.
> >
> > Bedlam: Loud sleeping area.
> >
> > Beldam: A musical water barrier.
>
> Bedlam: A paliasse on the run from an ancient British lunatic assylum.

Bedlamb: Where baby sheep sleep, along with the baby Jesus.

Bejesus: Apine prophet.

KurtBrownSaintRamBone

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Dec 23, 2009, 10:46:00 PM12/23/09
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The society of the black hand at the start of World War I killed some
Austrian politician who was asserting his way to close to the Atlantic. So
a guy who was alleged atheist but I think was actually Jewish in a sort of
way, not due to his religious belief but his murder style...not good at it.

Poor little Princip the asassin took some cyanide after the assassination
and it was too weak. He jumped into a river and it was two feet deep.

Princip was under 21 when he killed the Archduke of Austria and he had
Napoleon complex due to his small stature. His arm got infected (?) and it
was chopped off in prison and he soon died.

So to you Jewish people, you should run, don't fight. Maybe lay some traps
to stop pursuers. You are not good at it. Look at Princip, all mad and
puffed up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gavrilo_Princip

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http://www.angelfire.com/zine2/democracyordeath/


Leon

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Dec 23, 2009, 11:35:04 PM12/23/09
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"KurtBrownSaintRamBone" <majes...@cox.net> wrote>

> So to you Jewish people, you should run, don't fight. Maybe lay some
> traps to stop pursuers. You are not good at it. Look at Princip, all mad
> and puffed up
>

Let me refer you to the IDF, known to schmucks like you as the Israel
Defense Forces. Let me refer you to the thousands of Jews who fought for the
US in both World Wars, the Korean War, the Viet Nam War and now in the Bush
Wars. Where and when did you serve, feather merchant?

Leon


KurtBrownSaintRamBone

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Dec 24, 2009, 1:28:46 AM12/24/09
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WAit a minute there kosher commando, I think Princip was a precursor to some
of that stuff down on the mediterranean sea.

How do you catch a Jewish assassin? You send in a con artist. You know
they are going to miss. The best deal is to take flight usually. This baby
is going up in a genetically engineered smorgasborg of new and powerful and
species cross linked diseases and variants.

Mobile Audit Club

http://www.angelfire.com/zine2/democracyordeath/


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Polly the Parrot

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Dec 25, 2009, 5:34:29 PM12/25/09
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On Wed, 23 Dec 2009 23:35:04 -0500, "Leon" <spa...@meeskeit.net> wrote:

>Let me refer you to the IDF,

Leon, best to ignore the troll.

His inferiority complex can be seen here, all the way across the Pacific!

The Revd

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Jan 18, 2010, 8:31:18 AM1/18/10
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On Wed, 23 Dec 2009 23:35:04 -0500, "Leon" <spa...@meeskeit.net>
wrote:

>


>"KurtBrownSaintRamBone" <majes...@cox.net> wrote>
>> So to you Jewish people, you should run, don't fight. Maybe lay some
>> traps to stop pursuers. You are not good at it. Look at Princip, all mad
>> and puffed up
>>
>
>Let me refer you to the IDF, known to schmucks like you as the Israel
>Defense Forces.

Once referred to by a US Marine captain, in the context of the
conflict with Lebanon, as "A third rate army fighting a fifth rate
army."

>Let me refer you to the thousands of Jews who fought for the
>US in both World Wars, the Korean War, the Viet Nam War and now in the Bush
>Wars. Where and when did you serve, feather merchant?

Served (in catering, supplies, admin etc) rather than fought. Let me
refer you to the notable lack of stars of david in military cemetaries
across Europe as well as at Arlington. Where and when did you serve,
Leoon?

Leon

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Jan 18, 2010, 6:11:26 PM1/18/10
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"The Revd" <ffo...@smythe.com> wrote >

> Served (in catering, supplies, admin etc) rather than fought. Let me
> refer you to the notable lack of stars of david in military cemetaries
> across Europe as well as at Arlington. Where and when did you serve,
> Leoon?

The number of Stars of David in military cemeteries are a higher percentage
of dead than the percentage of Jews in the US.

I served as a Combat Engineer in World War II, where I enlisted before I was
old enough to have to register for the draft. I fought (yes, fought) in
close combat on Kwajalein, Guam, Rota, Ie Shima and Okinawa. I spent almost
four years in the Pacific Theater. While I was on Guam, my father sent me
the notice the Selective Service Board sent ordering me to register or be
prosecuted as a draft dodger. My CO wrote them a letter that I was too busy
fighting Japanese to register. My unit had a casualty rate of 75% by the
time we secured Okinawa.

And for your information, direct members of my family fought in the Civil
War, the Spanish American War (my father's uncle was a Rough Rider) and
World War I. Most of us were decorated

You still haven't told us where and when you catered, supplied and
administered, and when, and for how long.

Leon


The Revd

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Jan 19, 2010, 4:09:57 AM1/19/10
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On Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:11:26 -0500, "Leon" <spa...@meeskeit.net>
wrote:

>
>"The Revd" <ffo...@smythe.com> wrote >
>> Served (in catering, supplies, admin etc) rather than fought. Let me
>> refer you to the notable lack of stars of david in military cemetaries
>> across Europe as well as at Arlington. Where and when did you serve,
>> Leoon?
>
>The number of Stars of David in military cemeteries are a higher percentage
>of dead than the percentage of Jews in the US.

No, they're not. In fact, they're insignificant. I've never seen
even one.

>I served as a Combat Engineer in World War II, where I enlisted before I was
>old enough to have to register for the draft. I fought (yes, fought) in
>close combat on Kwajalein, Guam, Rota, Ie Shima and Okinawa. I spent almost
>four years in the Pacific Theater. While I was on Guam, my father sent me
>the notice the Selective Service Board sent ordering me to register or be
>prosecuted as a draft dodger. My CO wrote them a letter that I was too busy
>fighting Japanese to register. My unit had a casualty rate of 75% by the
>time we secured Okinawa.

Any other fiction you'd like to share with us, asshole?

>And for your information, direct members of my family fought in the Civil
>War, the Spanish American War (my father's uncle was a Rough Rider) and
>World War I. Most of us were decorated

And there it comes!

>You still haven't told us where and when you catered, supplied and
>administered, and when, and for how long.

That's something jews do when they "serve".

Polly the Parrot

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Jan 19, 2010, 7:16:25 AM1/19/10
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On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 09:09:57 GMT, ffo...@smythe.com (The Revd) wrote:

>That's something jews do when they "serve".

Fuck off, moron.

The Revd

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Jan 19, 2010, 8:04:54 AM1/19/10
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Eat shit, jew asshole.

Juan M

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Jan 19, 2010, 9:20:57 AM1/19/10
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"Polly the Parrot" <flatula...@deadspam.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 09:09:57 GMT, ffo...@smythe.com (The Revd) wrote:
>
>>That's something jews do when they "serve".
>
> Fuck off, moron.

He just got added to my blocked morons list.

There is an old country saying, "Never get in a pissin' match with a skunk,"


The Revd

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Jan 19, 2010, 9:29:37 AM1/19/10
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On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 06:20:57 -0800, "Juan M" <ju...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

Well, you can go fuck yourself too, spic shithead.

Leon

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Jan 19, 2010, 11:15:53 AM1/19/10
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By golly, we have us a real, live anti-Semitic mental defective.

Whew. I thought he'd never surface.

Leon

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Leon

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Jan 19, 2010, 11:18:50 AM1/19/10
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I have a feeling that "The Revd" is a 14-year old Jewish kid who types with
one hand because the other is in his crotch.

I put a trace on ffo...@smythe.com and I'll let you all know what my
source comes up with.

Heh, heh, sonny boy. Gonna find ya.

Leon


Leon

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Jan 19, 2010, 11:29:09 AM1/19/10
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"Leon" <spa...@meeskeit.net> wrote in message
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Progress report:

Our pimply-faced boy posted using Forte Free Agent newsreader, routing
through Davis, CA.
Two complaints have been filed with linked sources. If they are correct, our
lad may lose his ISP.

Leon


The Revd

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Jan 19, 2010, 11:31:40 AM1/19/10
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On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 11:15:53 -0500, "Leon" <spa...@meeskeit.net>
wrote:

>By golly, we have us a real, live anti-Semitic mental defective.
>
>Whew. I thought he'd never surface.
>
>Leon

Shut the fuck up, you senile jew asshole. An 'anti-semite'� is merely
someone who hates jews more than absolutely necessary.

The Revd

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Jan 19, 2010, 11:33:28 AM1/19/10
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On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 11:29:09 -0500, "Leon" <spa...@meeskeit.net>
wrote:

>
>"Leon" <spa...@meeskeit.net> wrote in message
>news:4b55db66$0$22525$607e...@cv.net...
>>
>> I have a feeling that "The Revd" is a 14-year old Jewish kid who types
>> with one hand because the other is in his crotch.
>>
>> I put a trace on ffo...@smythe.com and I'll let you all know what my
>> source comes up with.
>>
>> Heh, heh, sonny boy. Gonna find ya.
>>
>> Leon
>
>Progress report:
>
>Our pimply-faced boy posted using Forte Free Agent newsreader, routing
>through Davis, CA.

LOL. Leave it to the professionals, you ignorant cunt.

>Two complaints have been filed with linked sources. If they are correct, our
>lad may lose his ISP.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Good luck with that, you pathetic
little jew asshole.

The Revd

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Jan 19, 2010, 11:34:40 AM1/19/10
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On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 11:18:50 -0500, "Leon" <spa...@meeskeit.net>
wrote:

>
>I have a feeling that "The Revd" is a 14-year old Jewish kid who types with
>one hand because the other is in his crotch.

I have a feeling that you're so old that your crotch no longer has any
function.

>I put a trace on ffo...@smythe.com and I'll let you all know what my
>source comes up with.

Yes, please do! LOL

>Heh, heh, sonny boy. Gonna find ya.

Heh, heh, jew asshole. Go eat shit.

Leon

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Jan 19, 2010, 11:47:47 AM1/19/10
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"The Revd" <ffo...@smythe.com> wrote in message
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The Reverend Terence spews this shit on enough newsgroups for my friends to
have found him. Bye, bye, my Angglickan cretin.

Leon


The Revd

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Jan 19, 2010, 12:01:34 PM1/19/10
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On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 11:47:47 -0500, "Leon" <spa...@meeskeit.net>
wrote:

You can't do shit about it and you know it, you senile jew asshole.
LOL

Michael Ejercito

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Jan 20, 2010, 12:40:13 PM1/20/10
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On Jan 19, 9:01 am, ffor...@smythe.com (The Revd) wrote:
> On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 11:47:47 -0500, "Leon" <spam...@meeskeit.net>
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> >"The Revd" <ffor...@smythe.com> wrote in message
> >news:4b55de8...@news.x-privat.org...

> >> On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 11:29:09 -0500, "Leon" <spam...@meeskeit.net>
> >> wrote:
> >>>Two complaints have been filed with linked sources. If they are correct,
> >>>our
> >>>lad may lose his ISP.
>
> >> BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!  Good luck with that, you pathetic
> >> little jew asshole.
>
> >The Reverend Terence spews this shit on enough newsgroups for my friends to
> >have found him. Bye, bye, my Angglickan cretin.
>
> You can't do shit about it and you know it, you senile jew asshole.
> LOL
Writes someone who does not do shit aside from meth.

You are a Nazi.

As a Nazi, you are, above all else, a craven coward.

You are afraid to compete with others as equals because you know
you can not measure up.

You are afraid of your own inadequacy, so you want to murder your
betters.

You are afraid of the truth, so you want to murder those who would
tell it.

You are afraid of history, so you want to murder the past, to wipe
out the knowledge of the degeneracy, cowardice and failure of
National
Socialism.

Finally, you are afraid of the power of educated, informed adults.
Freedom of choice terrifies you... which is why you choose minor
children as sexual partners. You can not interact with competent
adults in a consensually sexual
way. You need to be able to impose yourself on a helpless victim, be
it a prepubescent
boy, or a patient in a mental hospital.

That is what you are, a Nazi, and there is nothing polite or
honest about it.

Michael

The Revd

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Jan 21, 2010, 4:10:08 AM1/21/10
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On Wed, 20 Jan 2010 09:40:13 -0800 (PST), Michael Ejercito
<meje...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>On Jan 19, 9:01=A0am, ffor...@smythe.com (The Revd) wrote:
>> On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 11:47:47 -0500, "Leon" <spam...@meeskeit.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> >"The Revd" <ffor...@smythe.com> wrote in message
>> >news:4b55de8...@news.x-privat.org...
>> >> On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 11:29:09 -0500, "Leon" <spam...@meeskeit.net>
>> >> wrote:

>> >>>Two complaints have been filed with linked sources. If they are correc=


>t,
>> >>>our
>> >>>lad may lose his ISP.
>>

>> >> BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! =A0Good luck with that, you pathetic
>> >> little jew asshole.
>>
>> >The Reverend Terence spews this shit on enough newsgroups for my friends=


> to
>> >have found him. Bye, bye, my Angglickan cretin.
>>
>> You can't do shit about it and you know it, you senile jew asshole.
>> LOL
> Writes someone who does not do shit aside from meth.

Writes someone who lives off Food Stamps and sodomises his seester.

> You are a Nazi.

You are a mex/spic/gook.

> As a Nazi, you are, above all else

As a craven mex/spic/gook, you are, below all else.

Tim Bruening

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