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Two firemen were buttfucking in a smoke-filled room. The fire chief came in
and saw what they were doing. He shouted, "What the hell are you guys
doing?" The first fireman said to the chief, "This man is suffering from
smoke inhalation!" The chief replied, "Why the hell didn't you just give him
mouth to mouth or something?" The first fireman said, "I did! That's how all
this shit got started!"
The heavily tattooed tattoo artist looked at the extremely well dressed
trader with a look of complete astonishment, and said "I've had strange
requests, but this one tops the list. Why in the hell would you want me to
tattoo your wanker with the picture of a one hundred dollar bill?" The
trader in his usual fashion looked at the burly artist and told him this
account. "There are three distinct reasons I want this done and done
immediately. One, I love to play with my money. Two, when I play with my
money, I love to see it grow. Three, and this is the most important of all,
the next time my wife wants to blow a hundred bucks, she won't have to leave
home to do it!"
Mr. Mistery.
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