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What readers think is funniest in netnews. (Moderated)
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More agressive deer
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...Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles ...A trustworthy source close to the deer said this had been planned several years in the making. "Her wide eyes locked on us, but she didn't move as we barreled down on her - how ironic" the head deer said. The Tarboro county Sheriff's office had no leads at time of print.... more »
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Tastes like chicken - in the wild
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...Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban ...Jon M filted: ...I was in a movie lobby once and noticed a machine for something called "Dipping Dots" (or maybe it was "Dippin' Dotz"; literacy steps aside when marketing enters the room)...the slogan on the side called it "the ice cream of the future".... I recall thinking "couldn't you put the same sign on a haystack?"...r... more »
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Electricity touts
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...Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.fandom ...They slept? The last time I lived in an apartment the upstairs unit was apparently occupied by insomniac elephants with irritable bladder.
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Drill for Barley Crusher
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...Newsgroups: rec.crafts.brewing ...Steve Bonine <s...@pobox.com> wrote in news:7lke04F3dhkrgU1 @mid.individual.net: ...At little flawed. It's not the anecdote that's the problem, but the conclusions drawn from it. (So in this case, it's very much like data.) You read the anecdote and conclude that... more »
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SGU Plots
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...Newsgroups:alt.tv.stargate- sg1,alt.tv.stargate-atlantis,a lt.humor.puns,alt.humor,rec.hu mor ... >> The legendary Furlings show up. >> >> The Destiny's crew discovers that the galaxy they are currently in is >> about to turn into a quasar. >> >> The Destiny gets caught in a black hole. >> >> A Wrath mother ship shows up.... more »
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OT Titanic memorial cruise set for 100th anniversary
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...Newsgroups: alt.obituaries In article <40upc51prouev9nfkmku9stsenpp8 vt...@4ax.com>, Larc ..."Forgotten by all ... on the run for more than 65 years ... supplies running really, really low ... its officers and crew dying of old age ... the last U-boat finds its ultimate target!" I'm telling you, we could sell this to SyFy.... more »
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