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What readers think is funniest in netnews. (Moderated)
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Skype and Webcam
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...Newsgroups: cam.misc ...Bit of a pisser if you get there and find that one of the discs is knackered and you have to retransmit, though.
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smell in Girton
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...Newsgroups: cam.misc ...Perhaps you should open a window :-)
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Hook me up
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...Newsgroups: alt.fan.cecil-adams ... > I've decided not to go back to the 18th century because of the > penicillin problem. Instead, I want to go back to 1977 and sell hard > drives. This ad offers 80 Mbytes for under $12k and 300Mbytes for under > $20k. > > [link]... more »
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June 26 Primeval Spoilers
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...Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written Organization: Nitpickers for a Better Tomorrow Afternoon On 2009-06-29, Matthew Malthouse <use...@calmeilles.co.uk> allegedly proclaimed to rec.arts.sf.written: ...Feh. On the Internet, not only are the ready to believe you're a dog, but they'll offer to lick your genitals for you.... more »
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Our Heavenly Father 2-7-05
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[Submitter's note: OP was a "prayer" to get into heaven that was originally published in the early 90s.] In article <vdr5555n756cmbppgs9kfuqgbg7h5 1n...@4ax.com>, ... > > Our Heavenly Father > > What a funny name for a ship. Catholic Cruise Lines, I presume. It is a sister ship to the Vatican of the Seas. (Or is that Sees)... more »
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The Great Models of SF
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...Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written ...Yes - it predicts that space is beautifully curved.
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Spending a year dead for tax reasons?
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...Newsgroups: alt.fan.douglas-adams Tian skrev: ...If Elves are plural of Elvis the plot of eg. Lord of the Rings changes quite drastically. Perhaps I should try to read it again with these new glasses...
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A quiet afternoon
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...Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.fandom Organization: United Individualist ...How do they handle security? I wouldn't store lots of valuable gems in an ordinary hotel room, especially if late at night I was sleeping in a different hotel room, leaving the room with the gems was unoccupied. Especially since it would be widely known that the gems were there.... more »
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