Ode to FAE (Fat Alaskan Electrician)
A poem by Andrew N. McGuire:
RARRR, RARRR, RARR..
Me electrician, me go RARR, RARR...
Me "big, strong, and powerful".
Me "crush you like a cheese cake."
Me not twit.
Me no like perl cause perl bad.
Me threaten Uri with this post,
yet me go cry to FBI in other post.
Me go Uhhg, need food.
Me Fat Alaskan Electrician with sour grapes.
"Gerald C. Newton" wrote:
> We are getting closer to the hacker, now aren't we. I am not a twit, Uri. I
> probably could crush you with my right hand. You see, I am an electrician,
> big, strong and powerful. 6' 2", 270 pounds that could crush you like a
> cheese cake. So don't call me a twit. I work for a living. Something you
> nerds should try.
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