[alt.fan.dave_barry] Re: Daliesque Peeps

[David S]

[Submitter's note: The first poster is a dentist, describing how he
dislodged three items stuck in his own teeth while driving on the
interstate.]

Subject: Re: Daliesque Peeps
From: jica...@edge.net (John I. Carney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry

lesgo...@aol.com says...

>Pressure-ceptors in the adjacent periodontal ligament began squealing for
>mercy. I could actually feel the adjacent osteoclasts and osteoblasts
>kicking into geabeginning the permanent migration of my front teeth into
>formation of an unsightly diastema.

For God's sake, I just hope that Internet newbies looking for the Starr
report don't happen onto this post by mistake. Lord knows what they would
make of it.

BTW, "Unsightly Diastema" would be a great name for a rock band.

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