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  <title>[rec.arts.sf.written] Re: Solving the generation ship curse</title>
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  Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written &lt;br&gt; On 1 Oct 2008 15:28:58 GMT, na...@math.ohio-state.edu (Anthony &lt;br&gt; But shouldn&#39;t that logically be reserved for Moon colonization?!
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  broad.winged.h...@gmail.com
  (Robert Massey)
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  <pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:15:47 UT
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  <title>[cam.misc] Re: Petition for more Allotments in Cambridge</title>
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  Newsgroups: cam.misc &lt;br&gt; We&#39;re working now on figuring our whether we can &lt;br&gt; Interesting initiative. In your quest for the holy grail of &lt;br&gt; sustainability you might think of creating an information resource &lt;br&gt; called cam.allot - perhaps with funding from the Round Table.
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  aug...@kororaa.com
  (August West)
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  <pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:24:16 UT
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  <title>[rec.autos.sport.f1.moderated] Re: Mosley wants standard engine for F1</title>
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  [Submitter&#39;s note: Earlier this year, Mr. Mosley became the center of &lt;br&gt; a controversy revolving around tapes showing him engaging in Nazi &lt;br&gt; oriented S&amp;amp;M games, with him as the recipient.] &lt;br&gt; Newsgroups: rec.autos.sport.f1.moderated &lt;br&gt; &amp;gt; According to L&#39;Equipe... &lt;br&gt; &amp;gt; &lt;br&gt; &amp;gt; From &lt;a target=&quot;_blank&quot; rel=nofollow href=&quot;http://en.f1-live.com/f1/en/headlines/news/detail/080917140331.shtml&quot;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt;
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  dmpy...@austin.rr.com
  (Dillon Pyron)
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  <pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:47:33 UT
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  <title>[alt.fan.cecil-adams] Re: well that&#39;s some relief</title>
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  [Moderator&#39;s note: The following article is rot13-encrypted because &lt;br&gt; of potentially offensive material. If you suspect this will be the &lt;br&gt; case, do NOT decrypt it. It is your decision. See disclaimer below. &lt;br&gt; See the FAQ posting for information on how to decrypt this article.] &lt;br&gt; Fhowrpg: Er: jryy gung&#39;f fbzr eryvrs
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  dan...@panix.com
  (danny burstein)
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  <pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:50:45 UT
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  <title>[comp.programming] Re: A group about programming languages</title>
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  Newsgroups: comp.programming &lt;br&gt; stan said: &lt;br&gt; &amp;lt;snip&amp;gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;p&gt;Speaking as a raving extremist myself, I suspect that a few &lt;br&gt; language-agnostic discussions about languages would actually do this group &lt;br&gt; a world of good. It&#39;s hard to be language-agnostic if you&#39;re one of &lt;br&gt; nature&#39;s raving extremists, but it&#39;s a useful intellectual exercise -
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  (John W. Krahn)
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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:44:23 UT
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  <title>[alt.fan.cecil-adams] Re: Dear Santa....</title>
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  Newsgroups: alt.fan.cecil-adams &lt;br&gt; &lt;a target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://groups.google.com/groups?as_umsgid=ctbishop-3008081130040001@dialup-4.246.232.35.dial1.sanjose1.level3.net&quot;&gt;news:ctbishop-3008081130040001@dialup-4.246.232.35.dial1.sanjose1.level3.net&lt;/a&gt;... &lt;br&gt; &amp;gt; In article &amp;lt;ceidnfcIe-D0CSXVnZ2dnUVZ_jSdn ...@comcast.com&amp;gt;, &amp;quot;Don K&amp;quot; &lt;br&gt; &amp;gt; &lt;br&gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;a target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://groups.google.com/groups?as_umsgid=Pine.NEB.4.64.0808291523280.15353@panix3.panix.com&quot;&gt;news:Pine.NEB.4.64.0808291523280.15353@panix3.panix.com&lt;/a&gt;... &lt;br&gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; If I&#39;m really, really good between now and the winter solstice, would
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  deepst...@sprynet.com
  (Rick Burger)
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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:37:20 UT
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  <title>[comp.unix.programmer] Re: vi in linux to vi in unix</title>
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  Newsgroups: comp.unix.programmer &lt;br&gt; On Aug 23, 7:18 am, gaze...@shell.xmission.com (Kenny McCormack) &lt;br&gt; wrote: &lt;br&gt; Ooh! An editor flamewar *among* vi people! Emacs fans, bring &lt;br&gt; popcorn, this should be good.
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  some...@example.com
  (John W. Krahn)
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  <pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:47:23 UT
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  <title>[rec.arts.sf.fandom] Re: science</title>
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  Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.fandom &lt;br&gt; Water ice on Mars &lt;br&gt; No dust on solar panels &lt;br&gt; Homeless Martians
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  t...@panix.com
  (Tim McDaniel)
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  <pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:47:05 UT
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  <title>[uk.media.tv.misc] Olympics - Most Nonsensical Event</title>
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  Newsgroups: uk.media.tv.misc, uk.legal, uk.politics.misc &lt;br&gt; What&#39;s your vote? &lt;br&gt; Mine is the triple jump, I mean what’s that all about there&#39;s &lt;br&gt; certainly no ancient tradition, it&#39;s very much a modern event (1896) &lt;br&gt; and originally it was even two hops and a jump instead of the nowadays &lt;br&gt; hop, step and jump? &lt;br&gt; But either way, who gives a f**k, just think there’s probably some
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  john-d...@msn.com
  (John Dean)
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  <pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:46:34 UT
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  <title>[alt.fan.cecil-adams] Re: I wanna pony! WAS: Moving</title>
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  Newsgroups: alt.fan.cecil-adams &lt;br&gt; Mary wrote: &lt;br&gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br&gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; A friend of mine camped on Assateague not too many years ago. Despite &lt;br&gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; all the signs warning people not to feed the ponies, people do it. &lt;br&gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; &lt;br&gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; My friend was most edified by the sight of a man and his dog running &lt;br&gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; for dear life away from a pony stallion.
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  deepst...@sprynet.com
  (Rick Burger)
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  <pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:45:50 UT
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  <title>[rec.arts.sf.fandom] Re: Let me simplify it for you...</title>
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  Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.fandom &lt;br&gt; Organization: United Individualist &lt;br&gt; Well, it could -- if you hit each person in the head with it, really &lt;br&gt; hard, one at a time.
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  t...@panix.com
  (Tim McDaniel)
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  <pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:44:38 UT
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  <title>[alt.fan.cecil-adams] Re: 10 Random Questions - Just Because</title>
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  [Moderator&#39;s note: The following article is rot13-encrypted because &lt;br&gt; of potentially offensive material. If you suspect this will be the &lt;br&gt; case, do NOT decrypt it. It is your decision. See disclaimer below. &lt;br&gt; See the FAQ posting for information on how to decrypt this article.] &lt;br&gt; Fhowrpg: Er: 10 Enaqbz Dhrfgvbaf - Whfg Orpnhfr
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  deepst...@sprynet.com
  (Rick Burger)
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  <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:00:57 UT
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  <title>[rec.arts.sf.written] Re: YASID: Whale songs for sale</title>
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  Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written &lt;br&gt; I don&#39;t know, but I recently bought a CD of whale songs. When I got &lt;br&gt; home, I found that it was actually a tribute band of dolphins.
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  <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 03:41:57 UT
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  <title>[rec.autos.simulators] Re: Let&#39;s discuss Grid</title>
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  Newsgroups: rec.autos.simulators &lt;br&gt; &amp;quot;David Fisher&#39;s Left Testicle&amp;quot; &amp;lt;dfg.myass@aol&amp;gt; wrote in &lt;br&gt; People like you are the reason the ISP&#39;s are throttling our connections. I &lt;br&gt; don&#39;t waste bandwidth on massive game demos. That&#39;s reserved for porn.
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  uwe.schuerk...@gmail.com
  (Uwe Schuerkamp)
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  <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 03:41:38 UT
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  <title>[alt.fan.cecil-adams] Re: Stop the presses: Gore endorses Obama</title>
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  Newsgroups: alt.fan.cecil-adams &lt;br&gt; Oh well, nothing to worry about, the Supreme Court just overruled his &lt;br&gt; endorsement, 5-4.
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  darkon....@gmail.com
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  <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 03:41:15 UT
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