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[rec.arts.sf.written] Re: YASID: Whale songs for sale

2008-07-12T03:41:57Z

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I don't know, but I recently bought a CD of whale songs. When I got
home, I found that it was actually a tribute band of dolphins.

[rec.autos.simulators] Re: Let's discuss Grid

2008-07-12T03:41:38Z

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"David Fisher's Left Testicle" <dfg.myass@aol> wrote in
People like you are the reason the ISP's are throttling our connections. I
don't waste bandwidth on massive game demos. That's reserved for porn.

[alt.fan.cecil-adams] Re: Stop the presses: Gore endorses Obama

2008-07-12T03:41:15Z

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Oh well, nothing to worry about, the Supreme Court just overruled his
endorsement, 5-4.

[rec.autos.simulators] Re: iRacing - weather?

2008-07-12T03:40:47Z

[Submitter's note: the original discussion started about iRacing, a
new "pay for content" racing simulation where users have to license
cars and tracks they want to race in / on indiviudally.]
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I heard you'll have to buy the flags individually, most for a "modest"
fee. Here's the catcher, the checkered flag will cost the most, and if

[alt.fan.cecil-adams] Re: Nostradamus?

2008-06-24T08:24:14Z

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On Jun 22, 6:26 pm, Curse Of Millhaven <millha...@intergate.com>
wrote:
I predicted this would happen years ago.

[alt.fan.cecil-adams] Re: Counting out change

2008-06-24T08:23:48Z

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Once upon a time, I worked part time in a local hardware store.
Checkout registers used a DOS-based form the clerk filled out.
One day a customer made a purchase and paid with a check. The clerk
indavertently typed the check's account number into the "amount

[alt.fan.cecil-adams] Re: The most annoying TV ploy yet

2008-06-24T08:23:22Z

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Something sort of odd happened to me last week. I was watching my
favorite animated promotional crawls and network logos when suddenly,
for no discernible reason, all of the glittering, live-action coming
attractions stopped and some very brief programming came on the

[alt.fan.cecil-adams] Italic People

2008-06-24T08:22:52Z

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From a book[1] I'm reading:
"A ... writer deemed Mussolini eponymous with the century, 'a
GENIUS. He is the GENIUS who brings good fortune to the Italic
people.'"
I can't help but picture a bunch of people leaning to the right. Hey,

[soc.motss] Re: Barack sees dead people. I guess he IS the one.

2008-06-24T08:18:31Z

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I'm more decorative than useful.

[soc.motss] Re: may showers bring

2008-06-24T08:18:06Z

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DavidF:
Polish

[alt.politics.british] Re: The BNP's Quiet Revolution has been built on f irm foundations.

2008-06-24T08:17:35Z

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Organization: A noiseless patient Spider
Not between 1939 and 1945 it wasn't.
Bloody great big exploding things kept falling out of the sky.

[rec.autos.simulators] Re: French And CERN Build Massive Particle Accelerator (Black Hole Gene

2008-06-24T08:17:04Z

[Submitter's note: the original article was crossposted to several
usenet groups to "warn" of the "dangers" of the Large Hadron Collider
going online soon in Europe. Needless to say, rec.autos.simulator
regulars took their own take on affairs ;-]
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Very good. :-) But I must admit I find the LHC more exciting than Nascar.

[cam.misc] Dawn raids over shooting

2008-06-24T08:16:37Z

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"DETECTIVES investigating a drive-by shooting mounted a dawn raid on a
home in Cambridge this morning."
Yup, that the best time for a dawn raid really ...
[link]

[soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm] Re: Chastity belts required work wear in Indonesia.

2008-06-24T08:16:10Z

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Already been done: Jack Daniels straight up.

[rec.arts.comics.strips] Re: Free Range anyone?

2008-06-24T08:15:43Z

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In article <85wsmjvmy7....@bizet.nethelp. no>,
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>> I do feel compelled, though, to remind y'all that "lemmings going over a a
>> cliff" is a myth and part of Disney's dark, sinister past. They did a
>> documentary on lemmings in 1958 and the crew was so desperate to capture