[alt.religion.kibology] Re: Immortal Life can be yours!
Ranjit Bhatnagar
From: "Kev In, Boyz Out" <kbo...@toad.net>
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
In article <Xns9092875DFB0F...@130.133.1.4>,
zi...@btinternet.com (Zixia) wrote:
>A banner ad on some web-page (http://www.sprint.ca/) proclaimed that
>15% of people with anorexia die. I wonder what happens to the other
>85%?
>
>Perhaps they become blood-sucking leech of the night, only going out
>when it is dark and preying on the innocent, sucking them dry of
>everything they have for the rest of eternity. Or, if a career in
>marketing doesn't appeal to them, they might become vampires.
If I ever meet a vampire, I want it to be an anorexic one.
The Vampyre Stops By
by
Anne O. Rexeia
[A small, pale bat flutters weakly into the room. With a tiny, pitiful
puff of bacon-flavored smoke, it morphs into a thin, pale woman with
fangs.]
Vampire: I love these cool evenings.
Me: AAAAAAA!
Vampire: There is nothing to fear. [she bares her fangs]
Me: Nooooo!
Vampire: I want to drink your blood! [pause] Actually, on second
thought, I'll just have some water. Do you think this mirror
makes me look fat?
Me; Uh....
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