[uiuc.classifieds] Canine seeks house!! (must allow humans)
Ian
Newsgroups: uiuc.classifieds
Subject: Canine seeks house!! (must allow humans)
Hello, I am a 13 year old female german shepherd looking for a place to
stay.
I have the unfortunate complication of requiring housing for
one human also. The human is male, well behaved and house
broken (not fixed however...I know, it was irresponsible of me,
but he put up such a fuss). I have had the human all my life,
and so I am reluctant to part with him. He doesn't care *where*
he lives, but *I* need a place on the first floor since at my
ripe old age, I have trouble with stairs. I also would like a room
in a house (rather than an apartment) so that I would have a
yard and such to lounge in. I can of course arrange for him
to sleep on the floor in my room, so we wouldn't need
separate rooms or anything. Well, it's a hassle typing with
one's nose so I'll cut this short.
If you have a room in a house for rent, please email him at the address
below.
I prefer not to give out my own phone number and such, so please
direct all correspondence through him. He is up all hours, so call
whenever you like.
Woof,
Belle
How to contact the human:
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Name: Joe Libson
Phone Numbers:
(217)355-3955 (h)
(217)244-3008 (w)
Office: 5349 BI
Email: jli...@ncsa.uiuc.edu
Shots good thru: 6/95
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