[rec.music.filk] Re: If Tolkien had written Asimov's robot stories
Danny Sichel
From: "Keith F. Lynch" <k...@KeithLynch.net>
Newsgroups: rec.music.filk, rec.arts.sf.written
pr...@panix.com (Walter Bushell) writes:
> Don't cha know the world was destroyed and what we have now is
> illusion, without substance.
Mark Atwood <m...@pobox.com> wrote:
> It happened last Tuesday, but nobody noticed.
Completely backwards. Actually, the world doesn't exist yet. It will
be created 6000 years from now.
Creationists claim that light was created in transit, fossils were
created in place, and trees were made with tree rings encoding
droughts and fires that never happened. I merely take their
impeccable logic an additional step. The thoughts in our heads
were -- I mean will be -- also created retroactively, along with
the Google archives, and all other evidence of this millennium,
and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the
one after that. The world will be created in seven days, starting
at 9 AM EST (Eden Standard Time), Sunday, October 26th, 8008 AD.
Remember, you heard it here first. Or rather, you didn't. This
message will first be read sometime in the early 8000s.
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