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jaugu...@verizon.net
Feb 20
Riddles
What do you get when you cross an owl with a goat? A hootenanny. What did scientists get when they
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Riddles
What do you get when you cross an owl with a goat? A hootenanny. What did scientists get when they
Feb 20
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Feb 7
14 days . . .
* george washington's 292nd birthday * 512 years after amerigo vespucci died * usenet bids
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14 days . . .
* george washington's 292nd birthday * 512 years after amerigo vespucci died * usenet bids
Feb 7
jaugu...@verizon.net
12/6/23
Excerpts from Church Bulletins
Following are actual Church bulletins excerpts: "Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
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Excerpts from Church Bulletins
Following are actual Church bulletins excerpts: "Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
12/6/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
11/27/23
Company's New Policies
Sick Leave: NO EXCUSE.... We no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof. We believe that
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Company's New Policies
Sick Leave: NO EXCUSE.... We no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof. We believe that
11/27/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
11/17/23
Lying
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help
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Lying
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help
11/17/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
9/22/23
True or False, Sex Quiz
1. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. 2. A "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird. 3. A Fallopian
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True or False, Sex Quiz
1. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. 2. A "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird. 3. A Fallopian
9/22/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
9/21/23
Patient Information
A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives
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Patient Information
A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives
9/21/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
9/15/23
One Christmas Tradition Origin
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the
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One Christmas Tradition Origin
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the
9/15/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
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Scruffy Beard
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9/13/23
Elderly Sisters
I like this joke and would like to tell you, but have the strong doubt of having told you already. --
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Elderly Sisters
I like this joke and would like to tell you, but have the strong doubt of having told you already. --
9/13/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
9/11/23
The Resurrection
Sunday morning, after the priest finished his sermon to the adults in the congregation, the priest
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The Resurrection
Sunday morning, after the priest finished his sermon to the adults in the congregation, the priest
9/11/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
9/8/23
Blonde's IQ
Returned a scarf because it was too tight. Got really excited.... finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6
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Blonde's IQ
Returned a scarf because it was too tight. Got really excited.... finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6
9/8/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
9/5/23
Letter from Mom
Dear Son, Just a few words to let you know that I am still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly
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Letter from Mom
Dear Son, Just a few words to let you know that I am still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly
9/5/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
9/3/23
Daughter's Visit
An Irish daughter has not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her; "
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Daughter's Visit
An Irish daughter has not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her; "
9/3/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
9/1/23
Memory Clinic
Two elderly men were having a conversation when Bob asked Fred, "how was the memory clinic you
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Memory Clinic
Two elderly men were having a conversation when Bob asked Fred, "how was the memory clinic you
9/1/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
8/30/23
Coffin
A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... behind him. Walking
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Coffin
A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... behind him. Walking
8/30/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
8/28/23
Save the Economy Plan
To help save the economy, the government will announce next month that the Immigration Department
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Save the Economy Plan
To help save the economy, the government will announce next month that the Immigration Department
8/28/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
8/26/23
Signs You are Having a Bad Day
You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold. You see a "60 Minutes" news team
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Signs You are Having a Bad Day
You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold. You see a "60 Minutes" news team
8/26/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
8/24/23
Witty & Wise
Perry, "I heard you went to trial for stealing someone's luggage" Sherry, "Yes,
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Witty & Wise
Perry, "I heard you went to trial for stealing someone's luggage" Sherry, "Yes,
8/24/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
8/22/23
Atheist in the Woods
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the accident of evolution had
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Atheist in the Woods
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the accident of evolution had
8/22/23
David Dalton
8/20/23
Joke
Joke: What's the most common witch craft? A broom (coated with psychedelic ointment). -- https://
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Joke
Joke: What's the most common witch craft? A broom (coated with psychedelic ointment). -- https://
8/20/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
8/20/23
A Purse Found
At a religious revival, Helen Hunt found a purse in the bathroom. Unfortunately, there was no ID in
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A Purse Found
At a religious revival, Helen Hunt found a purse in the bathroom. Unfortunately, there was no ID in
8/20/23
Nomen Nescio
8/19/23
your jokes should go on a low-reside diet
Too much shit coming out in here.
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your jokes should go on a low-reside diet
Too much shit coming out in here.
8/19/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
8/18/23
Tired Dog
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly
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Tired Dog
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly
8/18/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
8/17/23
Ralph and Edna
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the
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Ralph and Edna
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the
8/17/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
8/15/23
Very Old Friends
Harry and George have been friends for over 70 years. They both love golfing. One day Harry said to
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Very Old Friends
Harry and George have been friends for over 70 years. They both love golfing. One day Harry said to
8/15/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
8/13/23
Aging
At my age, "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in here
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Aging
At my age, "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in here
8/13/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
8/12/23
The Bridge
A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly a cloud appeared over his head
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The Bridge
A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly a cloud appeared over his head
8/12/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
8/11/23
Puns
To write with a broken pencil is pointless. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. The
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Puns
To write with a broken pencil is pointless. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. The
8/11/23
David Dalton
8/10/23
metamorphosis JOKE
How do you butter a fly? You cater a pillar. -- https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on
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metamorphosis JOKE
How do you butter a fly? You cater a pillar. -- https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on
8/10/23
jaugu...@verizon.net
8/10/23
Grandma Goes to Court
In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly,
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Grandma Goes to Court
In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly,
8/10/23