Lot's O' Out of Print Tapes Fo' Sale!!!!
Kcehceloh
Alien Prey (COMET) - Lesbian household gets invaded by a flesh eatin cat guy
from outer space. Pretty original Norman J Warren film. Big box. $20
The Candy Tangerine Man (UNICORN) - Mean, nasty, and ultra violent
blaxploitation by "Matt Cimber". Good stuff. Clamshell. $20
City of the Walking Dead (CONTINENTAL) - Mindless fun in Umberto Lenzi's stab
at the much beloved zombie genre. Plenty of bad dubbing, gore, and even some
nudity give the fix all you pastaland splat connoisseurs need. Big box. $20
Helltrain (MARQUIS) - Another Nazi Whorehouse on Wheels flick! Goddamn there
was some strange genres goin around Italy in the late 70s. $20
House of Psychotic Women (SUPER) - Paul Naschy mystery thriller aka Blue Eyes
of a Broken Doll. It took me a while to warm up to his stuff, but I came around
eventually. Probably a bit too slow for some, but Eurotrash devotees (like me)
should definitely give it a look. Clamshell. $20
Ilsa Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks (VIDEATRICS) - Sleazy exploitation classic
follows the further adventures of everyone's fav pair of breasts, Dyanne
Thorne. Plenty of sex, nudity, and major violence (like the xplodin dildo
sequence). Clamshell. $20
The Mean Machine (MONTEREY) - Sleazy Spanish/ Italian crime thriller with
plenty of eye opening nudity (Barbara Bouchet!) and enough violence to back it
up. Highly recommended for adventurous souls. Big box. $20
Of the Dead (MPI/GORGON) - Gross 70s mondo. Clamshell. $20
Sweet Sugar/Escape from Women's Prison (CONTINENTAL) - Double feature tape with
two of the best Women In Prison flicks ever! If this doesn't getcha addicted to
em, nothin will. Big box. $20
Terror (VIDEOGRAM) - Florinda Balkan and Ray Lovelock star in this nasty
thriller by Franco Prosperi. Bank robbers hold Catholic schoolgirls hostage and
mucho unpleasantries follow, like death by sharp stick to the crotch. $20
Terror on Tape (CONTINENTAL) - Great comp containing all the best gore scenes
from Continental video. Includes everything from Nightmare to Return of the
Aliens Deadly Spawn to Kidnapping of the President to The Slayer. How can you
lose? Big box. $20
Treasure of the Amazon (VESTRON) - Rene Cardona Jr dirs Donald Pleasance and
Stuart Whitman through this jungle caper and sure as hell doesn't stint on the
sauce. Features an incredible spidercrab attack that's better than The Beyond.
$20
Astro Zombies (WIZARD) - aka Space Vampires. Not only is it a great Misfits
song, but it's a great badfilm as well! $15
Body Melt (PRISM) - serious gore from down under. Health farm nuts have some
serious side effects to a new pill. I love this movie. "Keep it in the family!"
$15
The Booby Hatch (SUPER) - Pretty fuckin funny John Russo sex comedy. Probably
the only worthwhile thing the talentless hack's ever done. Clamshell. $15
Can I Do it Until I Need Glasses? (MEDIA) - Funny sex comedy in the vein of
Kentucky Fried Movie! $15
Criminally Insane (WORLD) - aka Crazy Fat Ethyl. I'm sure you've heard plenty
about it already. Clamshell. $15
Dawn of the Mummy (THORN/EMI) - This is one flick I feel everyone needs to see.
There NEEDS to be more mummy gore flicks. Sure, we have Voodoo Black Exorcist
and Devil Story, but nothin even comes close to this sucker. Guts are pulled,
eyes are gouged, and virgin brides are smeared all over the curtains before the
end. Great fun. Clamshell. $15
Don't Look in the Basement (MPI/GORGON) - Uncut print of a film everyone seems
to like but me. Loonies in a psycho ward commit multiple homicide. Directed by
S.F. Brownrigg. $15
Escape From Cell Block 3 (PRISM) - sleazy prison break/ WIP flick was a lot
better than I thought it'd be, but it's no Escape From Hell... Clamshell. $15
Executions (DEAD ALIVE) - VERY nasty mondo/doc has some rather gross shit, like
the poor fella who gets shot in the face and sits there twitchin. Bleh. $15
Faces of Death 3 (MPI/GORGON) - mondo flick. This copy has the original box
art, not that lame re-release shit. $15
Gymkata Killer (ALL AMERICAN) - The most fun kung fu flick I've seen since
Mafia vs. Ninja. Bruce Le and Richard Harrison kick ass and get all the pussy
in this fast paced, frequently hilarious chop socky adventure. Highly
recommended (if the topless tennis match doesn't grab ya, nothin will).
Clamshell. $15
Happy Birthday to Me (RCA/COLUMBIA) - Highly regarded slasher with plenty of
twists that come outta nowhere and several gruesome murders. $15
I Eat Your Skin (FORCE) - Usually billed with a slightly more popular second
feature, I actually enjoyed this one too. Funny as all hell in an unintentional
way. Big box (but it's rather beat up). $15
I Spit on Your Corpse (SUPER) - Slut fucks politician to death then is hunted.
With ugly porno whore Georgina Spelvin. Clamshell. $15
The Last Hunter (VESTRON) - David Warbeck and Tisa Farrow star in this very
gory Antonio Margheriti war flick. Loads of fun. $15
Manson (WORLDWIDE) - Goddamn these Manson kids creep me out. Great doc on the
world's most famous psycho. Cut Box. $15
Mean Johnny Barrows (UNICORN) - Fred Williamson directs and stars in another
great blaxploitation vehicle. A little slow to get goin, but give it a chance
and you'll be rewarded. Clamshell. $15
Murder Mansion (UNICORN) - superior Spanish horror with one of the best scares
I've seen in years. Kinda slow but cool anyway. Clamshell. $15
The New Gladiators (MEDIA) - Lucio Fulci postnuke is basically The Running Man,
but it's cooler cuz it's Italian. Mucho ass is kicked in a future gameshow. $15
Pink Flamingos (HARMONY VISION) - Super rare tape of John Water's best flick.
Fuck that re-release, they got the sound all wrong. Hear this grimy little
flick the way it was meant to be heard. Clamshell. $15
Phantom of Death (VIDMARK) - Ruggero Deodato giallo (sorta) with great slo-mo
arterial sprays, the lovely Edwige Fenech, and the great John Morghen. Unrated
vers. $15
The Prowler (VCII) - great slasher (if there is such a beast) with phenomenal
fx work by Tom Savini, including bayonet through head and a supremely meaty
cranial excavation. Pretty rare around these parts. $15
Savage Island (FORCE) - Odd WIP composite of Escape From Hell, Hotel Paradise,
and Linda Blair footage. Pretty cool, if ya ask me. Too bad they couldn't have
edited in those titty shots from Savage Streets... Big Box. $15
She Freak (VEC) - David Friedman's version of Freaks. $15
Shogun Assassin (MCA) - a personal fav of mine. Samurai and child run around
Japan fuckin everyone up. Blood squirts through the air every other minute. I'm
not joking. $15
Three on a Meathook (VIDEO TREASURES) - Grimy little Ed Gein inspired flick is
truckloads of fun. Rare SP speed tape. $15
Toolbox Murders (VCI) - Cameron Mitchell kills nekkid gals and sings. $15
Women Unchained (VIDEO GEMS) - Big box. aka Escape from Cellblock 3. $15
Dreams of Laura (LUNA) - softcore sex offering with the prerequisite lesbian
gropings and masturbation scenes, AND the added attraction of a crotch shaving!
$12
The Family (MPI) - Kickass Italian crime flick with Charles Bronson, Telly
Savalas, and Jill St. John! Great action scenes and an ending that will knock
your socks off. Clamshell. $12
Madhouse Mansion (COMET) - Rare supernatural shenanigans. Big box. $12
Survival Zone (PRISM) - Marauding postnuke bikers fuck everyone up. Clamshell.
$12
Los Amantes Frios (CINEVIDEO) - Spanish language anthology with some cool
stories, especially one where a guy tries to make his wife think she's crazy
but booby trappin his house to seriously injure her! Big box. $10
Alley Tramp (SOMETHING WEIRD) - HG Lewis. $10
Amin: the Rise and Fall (THORN/EMI) - how 'bout spendin some time with your fav
cannibal/dictator? Great, sick film with too many classic scenes to mention.
Cut box. $10
Another Day, Another Man (SOMETHING WEIRD) - Doris Wishman. $10
Angel (THORN EMI) - another 80s sleaze classic. How did this stuff get made?
Clamshell. $10
A Taste of Flesh (SOMETHING WEIRD) - Doris Wishman. $10
Backwoods (CINEMA GROUP) - Deliverance rip off #324,587. I love these things, I
could watch dumb redneck try to be tough all day. You know they're gonna get it
in the end, so why not enjoy it? $10
Barbarian Queen (VESTRON) - hot chick from Deathstalker looks sexy and beats
folks up in this fun sword and sorcery type flick. Unrated vers. $10
Basket Case (MEDIA) - Amazing classic straight from the gutters of NY. If you
don't have this one you need to be shot. $10
Bizarro Sex 1 (SOMETHING WEIRD) - Loops. $10
Bizarro Sex 2 (SOMETHING WEIRD) - Loops. $10
Black Voodoo (XENON) - aka Nurse Sherri aka Hospital of Terror. Al Adamson
directs. $10
Blade of the Ripper (SATURN) - uncut vers of Sergio Martino's excellent giallo.
Way ahead of the competition. EP speed tape. $10
Blood Ties (TWE) - cool Italian crime flick with Brad Davis, Tony lo Bianco and
Joe Spinell in a small role. Clamshell. $10
Bloody Fight (MASTER ARTS) - fu. clamshell. $10
Boinng! (SOMETHING WEIRD) - HG Lewis $10
Brand of Shame (SOMETHING WEIRD) - Nudie western. $10
The Brave Bunch (USA) - rather enjoyable Greek war film on Sybil Danning's
Adventure video. Big box. $10
Chinese Gods: Bruce Lee in Animation (VIDEO GEMS) - surreal cartoon is aimed at
kids, but with a little help from controlled substances it's perfect for adults
too. Cut Box. $10
Clamdigger's Daughter (SOMETHING WEIRD) - Roberta Findlay. $10
Class of 1999 (VESTRON) - Cyborg teachers raise hell in an inner city school.
Cool fx. Unrated vers. $10
Concrete Jungle (RCA) - nice and sleazy WIP flick, and that's just the way we
like em isn't it? Considered by WIP connoisseurs to be a classic of the genre.
Cut box. $10
Deadly Intrigue (ARENA) - Alexander Rocco, Keenan Wynn, and Andy Robinson are
all along for the fun when a little hussy fucks em all over. Clamshell box. $10
Delirium (ACADAMY) - Nam vet goes apeshit on the locals. Big Box. $10
Demons (NEW WORLD) - Gore galore in a movie theatre. That's about all it is.
Hear all the alternate dialogue that's missing from the Roan version. $10
Desperate Living (CINEMA GROUP) - John Waters sleaze classic, probably his 2nd
best (after pink flamingos but before polyester). Cut box. $10
Die Sister, Die (AEC) - Cool little thriller. $10
Duel of Ultimate Weapons (MASTER ARTS) - fu. Clamshell. $10
The Dunwich Horror (EMBASSY) - 70s Lovecraftian thriller. $10
Faces of Death (MPI) - Original box of the most famous of all mondos. $10
Fighting Ace (MASTER ARTS) - fu. Clamshell. $10
Gangsters Law (TWE) - Italian crime with the late great Klaus Kinski.
Clamshell. $10
Girl and the Geek (SOMETHING WEIRD) - Monsters and sex! $10
The Girl, the Body, and the Pill (SOMETHING WEIRD) - H.G. Lewis. $10
Help Wanted Female (SOMETHING WEIRD) - Nudie/roughie/acid. $10
How to Make a Doll (SOMETHING WEIRD) - H.G. Lewis sci-fi nudie. $10
Indecent Desires (SOMETHING WEIRD) - Doris Wishman. $10
Killer's Moon (VCL) - Escaped mental patients on acid run around the English
countryside rapin and killin 'til they meet up with a bunch of catholic school
girls. How come this kinda shit never happened to me when I was trippin? $10
Killing Machine (USA) - Guy's family gets blown up so he gets revenge using his
explosives expertise. Fun stuff on Sybil Danning's Adventure Video. Big box.
$10
Kiss Me Quick (SOMETHING WEIRD) - aka Dr Breedlove. Sex comedy. $10
The Ladies Club (MEDIA) - some rapees get together to fuck up some rapists. $10
The Lemon Grove Kids (SINISTER) - Ray Dennis Steckler comedy. $10
Man Bites Dog (Fox Lorber) - Hilarious faked French doc about a charismatic
serial killer. Great shit. This is the unrated version, not the NC 17 one. $10
Moonshine Mountain (SOMETHING WEIRD) - HG Lewis. $10
My Brother's Wife (SOMETHING WEIRD) - Doris Wishman. $10
Naked Cage (MEDIA) - women in prison sleaze for those who like em. $10
Night Train to Terror (PRISM) - awesome anthology that's actually 3 full length
features edited down! There's no time to get bored! Prism tape comes in a
Parade Video box. $10
Ninja Wars (ANE) - Great Japanese action flick with Henry Sanada and Sonny
Chiba. Contains rare scenes of ancient Japanese kung fu secrets, such as vomit
fu (no joke) + it has the bloodiest decapitations I've ever seen. I'm talkin it
puts Shogun Assassin to shame. Cut box. $10
The Octagon (MEDIA) - probably Chuck Norris' best film (unless you count Return
of the Dragon) helped immeasurably by the inclusion of ninjas. $10
The Other Hell (VESTRON) - better than most nunsploitation by Bruno Mattei.
Knives in crotches, cut out cunts, etc, etc. Cut Box. $10
PPS: Prostitutes Protective Society (SOMETHING WEIRD) - Mafia vs. hookers. $10
The Prime Time (SOMETHING WEIRD) - HG Lewis. $10
Rat Phink a Boo Boo (SINISTER) - Ray Dennis Steckler. $10
Savage Streets (VESTRON) - the kinda 80s sleaze that never coulda gotten made
today. Linda Blair (and her big old titties... I mean wait 'til the bathtub
scene, they're huge!) avenges her mute sister's rape and murder. $10
Scum of the Earth (SOMETHING WEIRD) - H.G. Lewis. $10
Sex Machine (MEDIA) - Funny Italian sex comedy. Cut box. $10
She (LIGHTNING) - Postnuke (sorta) runs from vignette to vignette, each one
crazier than the last. I really liked the one with the dude on the bridge who
kept cloning after his body parts were chopped off... $10
Smell of Honey, Swallow of Brine (SOMETHING WEIRD) - Doris Wishman. $10
Stick it in Your Ear (SOMETHING WEIRD) - HG Lewis. $10
Suspiria (MAGNUM) - Argento's so called "classic" presented here totally uncut
with great colors and the correct frame speed. Fuck that gimpy re-release. $10
They Came From Within (VESTRON) - old Davey Cronenberg's first flick is still
his best (in my humble opinion) with little turdlike bugs that live in you and
make you wanna fuck and kill! I'm convinced I've had girlfriends with these
little bastards in them... Cut box. $10
The Thrill Killers (SINISTER) - Ray Dennis Steckler. $10
Thunder Warrior 2 (TWE) - Thunder's back, cleaning drugs off the streets and
outta the teepees. With Mark Gregory. Clamshell. $10
Thunder Warrior 3 (IMPERIAL) - Mark Gregory returns as Thunder, a pissed off
Indian who refuses to take any shit (kinda like Johnny Firecloud). $10
Toys are Not for Children (SOMETHING WEIRD) - Sleaze City. $10
The Wild and the Naked (SOMETHING WEIRD) - Sex, weird. $10
The Young Tiger (VIDEO GEMS) - Promoted as a Jackie Chan flick, it's not, but
it is a satisfying fu film with all the bad dubbing and great action you've
come to expect. Big box. $10
Altered States (WARNER) - Ken Russell's freakout masterpiece. $8
Basket Case 3 (MCA) - 2nd Sequel to the classic original adopts a real
slapsticky approach to the precedings. Pretty bloody in spots, pretty gross in
others, pretty weird all the way through. Cut box. $8
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (MGM) - 78 vers. $8
Sometimes Aunt Martha does Dreadful Things (VIDEO TREASURES) - And the 70s
provide another heaping dollop of exploitation filmmaking… Good stuff. LP speed
tape. $8
Dr Caligari (SHAPIRO GLICKENHAUS) - fucked up shit, with some naked girls and a
giant tongue. If you figure it out, lemme know. No box. $7
Hills Have Eyes 2 (HBO) - I know everyone else seems to hate it, but I didn't
think it was that bad. $7
Vendetta (VESTRON) - Stuntgirl goes to jail to avenge her sister's murder. A
little twist on the WIP genre. Cut box. $7
Lady Avenger (SOUTHGATE) - gal gets revenge for the death of her bro. Cut box.
$6
Godzilla vs. Gigan (Starmaker) - EP tape. $5
Godzilla vs. Megalon (ALPHA) - EP tape. $5
Gorgo (ALPHA) - EP tape. $5
House in Nightmare Park (METEOR) - Ray Milland horror comedy. $5
Kung Fu Warrior (TWE) - ass kickin fu flick. Cut Box. $5
Mutant Hunt (WIZARD) - please buy this, you might like it. $5
The Surgeon (A-PIX) - Recent claptrap. $5
Theatre of Blood (ALPHA) - Vincent Price plays a Shakespearean actor who kills
unkind critics via the Bard's plays. Highly recommended black comedy will have
you howling. EP speed tape. $5
Tomb of Ligeia (ORION) - Vincent Price. EP speed tape. $5
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<The Candy Tangerine Man>>
<Ilsa Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks >>
<I Eat Your Skin >>
<I Spit on Your Corpse >>
<Amin: the Rise and Fall >>
<A Taste of Flesh>>
<Bizarro Sex 1 (SOMETHING WEIRD) - Loops.
<Help Wanted Female (SOMETHING WEIRD) - <Indecent Desires
<Savage Streets>>
<Smell of Honey, Swallow of Brine
Are these still available? If I bought them all could you give me a package
deal? Or, I dont know if you are interested in trading, but I have a whole lot
of doubles, along these same lines. Let me know if you want a list. Thanks!DL
Kcehceloh
>Date: 3/20/99 5:59 AM Eastern Standard Time
>Message-id: <19990320055955...@ng-cr1.aol.com>