Tales From The Darkie Side...

ReVulse

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Nov 7, 2009, 12:44:41 PM11/7/09

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Rap star Eminem is to appear in a 3D hip-hop horror movie, according to
trade paper Screen International.

The performer will also produce Shady Talez, a horror anthology described
as a cross between Creep Show and vintage TV programme The Twilight Zone.

If it comes to fruition, the film will be Eminem's first big-screen
appearance since his role in 2002 release 8 Mile.

Announced last year, Shady Talez will feature three stories offering a
hip-hop spin to classic horror films.

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bod

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Nov 7, 2009, 1:36:33 PM11/7/09

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>
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8346782.stm
>
> Rap star Eminem is to appear in a 3D hip-hop horror movie, according to
> trade paper Screen International.
>
> The performer will also produce Shady Talez, a horror anthology described
> as a cross between Creep Show and vintage TV programme The Twilight Zone.
>
> If it comes to fruition, the film will be Eminem's first big-screen
> appearance since his role in 2002 release 8 Mile.
>
> Announced last year, Shady Talez will feature three stories offering a
> hip-hop spin to classic horror films.

please god....make this rap star die a painful death soon.

--
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Blackwingbear

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Nov 7, 2009, 2:19:12 PM11/7/09

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On Nov 7, 12:44 pm, ReVulse <ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk>
wrote:

> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8346782.stm
>
> Rap star Eminem is to appear in a 3D hip-hop horror movie, according to
> trade paper Screen International.
>
> The performer will also produce Shady Talez, a horror anthology described
> as a cross between Creep Show and vintage TV programme The Twilight Zone.
>
> If it comes to fruition, the film will be Eminem's first big-screen
> appearance since his role in 2002 release 8 Mile.
>
> Announced last year, Shady Talez will feature three stories offering a
> hip-hop spin to classic horror films.

*vomiting on the keyboard*

Killer Kane

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Nov 7, 2009, 3:24:08 PM11/7/09

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"ReVulse" wrote:

> Rap star Eminem is to appear in a 3D hip-hop horror movie, according to
> trade paper Screen International.
>
> The performer will also produce Shady Talez, a horror anthology described
> as a cross between Creep Show and vintage TV programme The Twilight Zone.
>
> If it comes to fruition, the film will be Eminem's first big-screen
> appearance since his role in 2002 release 8 Mile.
>
> Announced last year, Shady Talez will feature three stories offering a
> hip-hop spin to classic horror films.

TALES FROM THE CRIPS

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 7, 2009, 3:38:55 PM11/7/09

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On 2009-11-07 20:24:08 +0000, "Killer Kane" <gor...@large.com> said:

>> Tales From The Darkie Side...
>
> TALES FROM THE CRIPS

DR TERROR'S HOUSE OF NIGGERS

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Hexen666

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Nov 7, 2009, 3:47:08 PM11/7/09

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>

> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8346782.stm
>
> Rap star Eminem is to appear in a 3D hip-hop horror movie, according to
> trade paper Screen International.
>
> The performer will also produce Shady Talez, a horror anthology described
> as a cross between Creep Show and vintage TV programme The Twilight Zone.
>
> If it comes to fruition, the film will be Eminem's first big-screen
> appearance since his role in 2002 release 8 Mile.
>
> Announced last year, Shady Talez will feature three stories offering a
> hip-hop spin to classic horror films.
>
> --
> #Andy#
>

Oh God, it's just gonna be another Snoop Doggs Hood Of Horror isn't it? Only
with Mekhi Pfiffer and Brittany Murphy.

Hex

Killer Kane

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Nov 7, 2009, 3:48:03 PM11/7/09

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"Dr Walpurgis" wrote:

>>> Tales From The Darkie Side...
>>
>> TALES FROM THE CRIPS
>
> DR TERROR'S HOUSE OF NIGGERS
>

PORCH MONKEY SHINES

Lesmond

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Nov 7, 2009, 5:20:45 PM11/7/09

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THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOODS

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Lesmond

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Nov 7, 2009, 5:22:06 PM11/7/09

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On Sat, 7 Nov 2009 18:36:33 -0000, bod wrote:

>
>"ReVulse" <ReV...@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:7llq09F...@mid.individual.net...
>>
>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8346782.stm
>>
>> Rap star Eminem is to appear in a 3D hip-hop horror movie, according to
>> trade paper Screen International.
>>
>> The performer will also produce Shady Talez, a horror anthology described
>> as a cross between Creep Show and vintage TV programme The Twilight Zone.
>>
>> If it comes to fruition, the film will be Eminem's first big-screen
>> appearance since his role in 2002 release 8 Mile.
>>
>> Announced last year, Shady Talez will feature three stories offering a
>> hip-hop spin to classic horror films.
>
>please god....make this rap star die a painful death soon.

Nah. I actually like Eminem.

deadrodentyping

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Nov 7, 2009, 5:24:19 PM11/7/09

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On Nov 7, 6:36 pm, "bod" <glasscof...@ble.com> wrote:
> "ReVulse" <ReVu...@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message

>
> news:7llq09F...@mid.individual.net...
>
>
>
> >http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8346782.stm
>
> > Rap star Eminem is to appear in a 3D hip-hop horror movie, according to
> > trade paper Screen International.
>
> > The performer will also produce Shady Talez, a horror anthology described
> > as a cross between Creep Show and vintage TV programme The Twilight Zone.
>
> > If it comes to fruition, the film will be Eminem's first big-screen
> > appearance since his role in 2002 release 8 Mile.
>
> > Announced last year, Shady Talez will feature three stories offering a
> > hip-hop spin to classic horror films.
>
> please god....make this rap star die a painful death soon.
>

No appreciation for the genre...sad.

The dog from that film you saw

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Nov 7, 2009, 5:36:31 PM11/7/09

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>

> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8346782.stm
>
> Rap star Eminem is to appear in a 3D hip-hop horror movie, according to
> trade paper Screen International.
>
> The performer will also produce Shady Talez, a horror anthology described
> as a cross between Creep Show and vintage TV programme The Twilight Zone.

hope it's better than the hip hop witch project - that was truly terrible -
lots of rappers you've never heard of - plus eminem and vanilla ice
ad-libbing on the hip hop witch - awwwwwwwwwful.

--
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The dog from that film you saw

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Nov 7, 2009, 5:37:24 PM11/7/09

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> On Sat, 7 Nov 2009 20:48:03 -0000, Killer Kane wrote:
>
>>
>>"Dr Walpurgis" wrote:
>>
>>>>> Tales From The Darkie Side...
>>>>
>>>> TALES FROM THE CRIPS
>>>
>>> DR TERROR'S HOUSE OF NIGGERS
>>>
>>
>>PORCH MONKEY SHINES
>
> THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOODS
>

AT MIDNIGHT I'LL POSSESS YOUR PILE OF DELICIOUS WATERMELONS.

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 7, 2009, 5:50:05 PM11/7/09

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On 2009-11-07 22:37:24 +0000, "The dog from that film you saw"
<d...@removethisbitbtinternet.com> said:

>>>>>> Tales From The Darkie Side...
>>>>>
>>>>> TALES FROM THE CRIPS
>>>>
>>>> DR TERROR'S HOUSE OF NIGGERS
>>>
>>> PORCH MONKEY SHINES
>>
>> THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOODS
>
> AT MIDNIGHT I'LL POSSESS YOUR PILE OF DELICIOUS WATERMELONS.

HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE ROSA PARKS

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"Yes, yes, I know, monotonous" - Avoid normal situations, 27/7/09

Simon (Dark Angel)

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Nov 7, 2009, 6:50:58 PM11/7/09

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"Dr Walpurgis" <burke.d...@cunting.hun> wrote in message

>>>>>>> Tales From The Darkie Side...
>>>>>> TALES FROM THE CRIPS
>>>>> DR TERROR'S HOUSE OF NIGGERS
>>>> PORCH MONKEY SHINES
>>> THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOODS
>> AT MIDNIGHT I'LL POSSESS YOUR PILE OF DELICIOUS WATERMELONS.
> HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE ROSA PARKS

NEAR DARK (?)

--
Best Wishes
Simon (aka Dark Angel)
Dark Angel's Realm of Horror - http://www.realmofhorror.co.uk

Simon (Dark Angel)

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Nov 7, 2009, 6:52:13 PM11/7/09

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> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8346782.stm
> Rap star Eminem is to appear in a 3D hip-hop horror movie, according to
> trade paper Screen International.

Hip hop does NOT mix with horror. Everyone knows horror is a "metal" thing!

Killer Kane

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Nov 8, 2009, 7:58:47 AM11/8/09

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"Simon (Dark Angel)" wrote:

> Hip hop does NOT mix with horror. Everyone knows horror is a "metal"
> thing!

Argento was quite adept at ruining a mood with a dose of dodgy metal.

dclizardking

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Nov 8, 2009, 12:47:20 PM11/8/09

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On 7 Nov, 23:50, "Simon $Dark Angel$" <contact me through my
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> "Dr Walpurgis" <burke.denni...@cunting.hun> wrote in message

Or simply THE DARK(IE)

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 8, 2009, 12:53:09 PM11/8/09

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On 2009-11-08 17:47:20 +0000, dclizardking <dcliza...@gmail.com> said:

>>>>>>>>> Tales From The Darkie Side...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> TALES FROM THE CRIPS
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> DR TERROR'S HOUSE OF NIGGERS
>>>>>>
>>>>>> PORCH MONKEY SHINES
>>>>>
>>>>> THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOODS
>>>>
>>>> AT MIDNIGHT I'LL POSSESS YOUR PILE OF DELICIOUS WATERMELONS
>>>

>>> HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE ROSA PARKS
>>
>> NEAR DARK (?)
>

> Or simply THE DARK(IE)

A MUGGING ON ELM STREET

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Simon (Dark Angel)

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Nov 8, 2009, 2:35:31 PM11/8/09

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"Dr Walpurgis" <burke.d...@cunting.hun> wrote in message...

>>>>>>>>>> Tales From The Darkie Side...
>>>>>>>>> TALES FROM THE CRIPS
>>>>>>>> DR TERROR'S HOUSE OF NIGGERS
>>>>>>> PORCH MONKEY SHINES
>>>>>> THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOODS
>>>>> AT MIDNIGHT I'LL POSSESS YOUR PILE OF DELICIOUS WATERMELONS
>>>> HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE ROSA PARKS
>>> NEAR DARK (?)
>> Or simply THE DARK(IE)
> A MUGGING ON ELM STREET

Or the obvious one SPOOKIES!!!!!

deadrodentyping

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Nov 8, 2009, 3:11:41 PM11/8/09

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I'm with 1000% on this one--nothing is *less* terrifying (nor more
tedious) than adolescent rebellion/angst being played out by middle-
aged poseurs. I'd rather listen to a GEDDY LEE SEXTAPE.

DCar...@aol.com

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Nov 8, 2009, 4:17:58 PM11/8/09

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On Nov 8, 2:35 pm, "Simon $Dark Angel$" <contact me through my
website> wrote:
> "Dr Walpurgis" <burke.denni...@cunting.hun> wrote in message...

BLUEGUM'S 10 HONEYMOONS

CHITLIN OF THE CORN

Dennis C from Tennessee

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 8, 2009, 4:28:30 PM11/8/09

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On 2009-11-08 21:17:58 +0000, "DCar...@AOL.com" <DCar...@AOL.com> said:

>>>>>>>>>>>> Tales From The Darkie Side...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> TALES FROM THE CRIPS
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> DR TERROR'S HOUSE OF NIGGERS
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> PORCH MONKEY SHINES
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOODS
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> AT MIDNIGHT I'LL POSSESS YOUR PILE OF DELICIOUS WATERMELONS
>>>>>>
>>>>>> HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE ROSA PARKS
>>>>>
>>>>> NEAR DARK (?)
>>>>
>>>> Or simply THE DARK(IE)
>>>
>>> A MUGGING ON ELM STREET
>>
>> Or the obvious one SPOOKIES!!!!!
>

> BLUEGUM'S 10 HONEYMOONS
> CHITLIN OF THE CORN

LAST HO'S ON DA LEFT

deadrodentyping

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Nov 8, 2009, 10:20:19 PM11/8/09

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On Nov 7, 10:37 pm, "The dog from that film you saw"
<d...@removethisbitbtinternet.com> wrote:
> "Lesmond" <lesm...@verizon.net> wrote in message

>
> news:yrfzbaqirevmbaar...@news.eternal-september.org...
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Sat, 7 Nov 2009 20:48:03 -0000, Killer Kane wrote:
>
> >>"Dr Walpurgis" wrote:
>
> >>>>> Tales From The Darkie Side...
>
> >>>> TALES FROM THE CRIPS
>
> >>> DR TERROR'S HOUSE OF NIGGERS
>
> >>PORCH MONKEY SHINES
>
> > THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOODS
>
> AT MIDNIGHT I'LL POSSESS YOUR PILE OF DELICIOUS WATERMELONS.
>

I think that's the first racist movie title that's made me laugh.

whessoe

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Nov 8, 2009, 11:52:03 PM11/8/09

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> "ReVulse" <ReV...@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:7llq09F...@mid.individual.net...
>>
>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8346782.stm
>>
>> Rap star Eminem is to appear in a 3D hip-hop horror movie, according to
>> trade paper Screen International.
>>
>> The performer will also produce Shady Talez, a horror anthology described
>> as a cross between Creep Show and vintage TV programme The Twilight Zone.
>
>
>
>
> hope it's better than the hip hop witch project - that was truly
> terrible -

THE BARE WENCH PROJECT wasn't bad though. "No Map, No Food, No Clothes."

whessoe

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Nov 9, 2009, 12:16:46 AM11/9/09

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TRACK OF THE COON BEAST

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 9, 2009, 4:38:30 AM11/9/09

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On 2009-11-09 05:16:46 +0000, "whessoe" <whe...@mydeja.com> said:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tales From The Darkie Side...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> TALES FROM THE CRIPS
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> DR TERROR'S HOUSE OF NIGGERS
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> PORCH MONKEY SHINES
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOODS
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> AT MIDNIGHT I'LL POSSESS YOUR PILE OF DELICIOUS WATERMELONS
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE ROSA PARKS
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> NEAR DARK (?)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Or simply THE DARK(IE)
>>>>>
>>>>> A MUGGING ON ELM STREET
>>>>
>>>> Or the obvious one SPOOKIES!!!!!
>>>
>>> BLUEGUM'S 10 HONEYMOONS
>>> CHITLIN OF THE CORN
>>
>> LAST HO'S ON DA LEFT
>
> TRACK OF THE COON BEAST

THE BLING

Killer Kane

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Nov 9, 2009, 6:00:34 AM11/9/09

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"Dr Walpurgis" wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tales From The Darkie Side...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TALES FROM THE CRIPS
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> DR TERROR'S HOUSE OF NIGGERS
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> PORCH MONKEY SHINES
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOODS
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> AT MIDNIGHT I'LL POSSESS YOUR PILE OF DELICIOUS WATERMELONS
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE ROSA PARKS
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> NEAR DARK (?)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Or simply THE DARK(IE)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A MUGGING ON ELM STREET
>>>>>
>>>>> Or the obvious one SPOOKIES!!!!!
>>>>
>>>> BLUEGUM'S 10 HONEYMOONS
>>>> CHITLIN OF THE CORN
>>>
>>> LAST HO'S ON DA LEFT
>>
>> TRACK OF THE COON BEAST
>
> THE BLING
>

MALCOLM X

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 9, 2009, 6:37:21 AM11/9/09

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DAY-OH, DAY-AY-AY-OH OF THE DEAD

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Blackwingbear

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Nov 9, 2009, 9:52:31 AM11/9/09

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On Nov 8, 11:52 pm, "whessoe" <whes...@mydeja.com> wrote:
> THE BARE WENCH PROJECT wasn't bad though. "No Map, No Food, No Clothes."

What kind of crack are you on? That was horrid!!

whessoe

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Nov 9, 2009, 9:53:13 AM11/9/09

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THE NEW YORK RAPPER

Killer Kane

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Nov 9, 2009, 10:20:06 AM11/9/09

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GAT O' NINE TAILS

Greendistantstar

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Nov 9, 2009, 9:23:29 AM11/9/09

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THE CREATURE FROM BLACK LAGUNA

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 9, 2009, 10:35:51 AM11/9/09

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On 2009-11-09 15:20:06 +0000, "Killer Kane" <monkey...@aol.com> said:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tales From The Darkie Side...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TALES FROM THE CRIPS
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DR TERROR'S HOUSE OF NIGGERS
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PORCH MONKEY SHINES
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOODS
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AT MIDNIGHT I'LL POSSESS YOUR PILE OF DELICIOUS WATERMELONS
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE ROSA PARKS
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> NEAR DARK (?)
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Or simply THE DARK(IE)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> A MUGGING ON ELM STREET
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Or the obvious one SPOOKIES!!!!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> BLUEGUM'S 10 HONEYMOONS
>>>>>>>> CHITLIN OF THE CORN
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> LAST HO'S ON DA LEFT
>>>>>>
>>>>>> TRACK OF THE COON BEAST
>>>>>
>>>>> THE BLING
>>>>
>>>> MALCOLM X
>>>
>>> DAY-OH, DAY-AY-AY-OH OF THE DEAD
>>
>> THE NEW YORK RAPPER
>
> GAT O' NINE TAILS

THE BEY-ATCH

--
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whessoe

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Nov 9, 2009, 11:58:18 AM11/9/09

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THE FEARLESS GANSTA KILLAS OR PARDON ME BUT YOU BIG LIPS ARE ON MY CRACK
PIPE

Killer Kane

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Nov 9, 2009, 12:08:42 PM11/9/09

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"whessoe" wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tales From The Darkie Side...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TALES FROM THE CRIPS
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DR TERROR'S HOUSE OF NIGGERS
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PORCH MONKEY SHINES
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOODS
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> AT MIDNIGHT I'LL POSSESS YOUR PILE OF DELICIOUS WATERMELONS
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE ROSA PARKS
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NEAR DARK (?)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or simply THE DARK(IE)
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> A MUGGING ON ELM STREET
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Or the obvious one SPOOKIES!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> BLUEGUM'S 10 HONEYMOONS
>>>>>>>>>> CHITLIN OF THE CORN
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> LAST HO'S ON DA LEFT
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> TRACK OF THE COON BEAST
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> THE BLING
>>>>>>
>>>>>> MALCOLM X
>>>>>
>>>>> DAY-OH, DAY-AY-AY-OH OF THE DEAD
>>>>
>>>> THE NEW YORK RAPPER
>>>
>>> GAT O' NINE TAILS
>>
>> THE BEY-ATCH
>
> THE FEARLESS GANSTA KILLAS OR PARDON ME BUT YOU BIG LIPS ARE ON MY CRACK
> PIPE
>

CRACK-HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY

whessoe

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Nov 9, 2009, 12:09:56 PM11/9/09

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ROSEMARY'S TAR-BABY

Lesmond

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Nov 9, 2009, 12:30:21 PM11/9/09

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On Mon, 9 Nov 2009 06:52:31 -0800 (PST), Blackwingbear wrote:

>On Nov 8, 11:52ÿpm, "whessoe" <whes...@mydeja.com> wrote:
>> THE BARE WENCH PROJECT wasn't bad though. "No Map, No Food, No Clothes."
>
>What kind of crack are you on? That was horrid!!

I assume it had tits. What more does he need?

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Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 9, 2009, 12:50:13 PM11/9/09

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THE HILLS HAVE BULGING EYES

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whessoe

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Nov 9, 2009, 1:15:44 PM11/9/09

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SAMBO HOLOCAUST

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 9, 2009, 1:55:11 PM11/9/09

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FOUR SUPERFLIES ON GREY VELVET

whessoe

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Nov 9, 2009, 2:14:41 PM11/9/09

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EVIL SPOOK

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 9, 2009, 2:31:50 PM11/9/09

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THE UNCLE TOMMYKNOCKERS

whessoe

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Nov 9, 2009, 3:27:24 PM11/9/09

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HUSH...HUSH SWEET CHOCOLATE

Simon (Dark Angel)

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Nov 9, 2009, 3:53:11 PM11/9/09

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"whessoe" <whe...@mydeja.com> wrote in message ...

THE NEGRO FILES!!!!!!

whessoe

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Nov 9, 2009, 4:08:51 PM11/9/09

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NEGROMANTIK

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 9, 2009, 4:20:32 PM11/9/09

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FRIED CHICKEN THE 13TH

Killer Kane

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Nov 9, 2009, 4:32:12 PM11/9/09

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"Dr Walpurgis" wrote:

DRIVE-BY MASSACRE

whessoe

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Nov 9, 2009, 4:32:42 PM11/9/09

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THE SAMBO AND THE RAINBOW

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 9, 2009, 4:38:01 PM11/9/09

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>> DRIVE-BY MASSACRE

>
> THE SAMBO AND THE RAINBOW

AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN PRISON

Simon (Dark Angel)

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Nov 9, 2009, 4:43:03 PM11/9/09

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ARMY OF DARKIES

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 9, 2009, 4:54:26 PM11/9/09

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On 2009-11-09 21:43:03 +0000, "Simon $Dark Angel$" <contact me
through my website> said:

SPADE TO BLACK

--
"Yes, yes, I know, monotonous" - Avoid normal situations, 27/7/09

bod

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Nov 9, 2009, 4:57:13 PM11/9/09

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BLOOD ON SAMBOS CLAW

--
regards from BOD!

"dont worry yoko, its only a friggin water pist...."
JOHN LENNON 1980

http://www.myspace.com/bodland
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=bodland

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 9, 2009, 5:02:19 PM11/9/09

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AFRO-M BEYOND

bod

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Nov 9, 2009, 5:08:52 PM11/9/09

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DARKIEULA

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 9, 2009, 5:09:43 PM11/9/09

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THE INVISIBLE TAN

The dog from that film you saw

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Nov 9, 2009, 5:12:18 PM11/9/09

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AND SOON, THE DARKIENESS

--
Gareth.

that fly...... is your magic wand....
http://dsbdsb.mybrute.com
you fight better when you have a bear!

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 9, 2009, 5:14:07 PM11/9/09

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On 2009-11-09 22:12:18 +0000, "The dog from that film you saw"
<d...@removethisbitbtinternet.com> said:

>> THE INVISIBLE TAN
>
> AND SOON, THE DARKIENESS

THE OLD DARKIE HOUSE

--
"This is even more lame than usual than you." - Avoid normal
situations, 15/5/09

whessoe

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Nov 9, 2009, 6:36:08 PM11/9/09

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INVASION OF THE SPEAR CHUCKERS

Simon (Dark Angel)

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Nov 10, 2009, 1:02:30 AM11/10/09

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"whessoe" <whe...@mydeja.com> wrote in message...

The Wogfinder General

Killer Kane

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Nov 10, 2009, 5:01:03 AM11/10/09

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"Simon (Dark Angel)" wrote:

HOUSE OF GLOCKS

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 10, 2009, 5:06:20 AM11/10/09

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THE ABOMINABLE DR KING

Greendistantstar

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Nov 10, 2009, 9:22:38 AM11/10/09

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PITCH BLACK

whessoe

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Nov 10, 2009, 11:14:51 AM11/10/09

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MUTHA'S DAY

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 10, 2009, 11:27:23 AM11/10/09

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IN LIVING COLOR AT THE MANCHESTER MORGUE

--
"I am as predictable as the sunrise" - Avoid normal situations, 12/7/09

whessoe

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Nov 10, 2009, 11:46:33 AM11/10/09

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AFRO-ZOMBIES

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 10, 2009, 11:52:56 AM11/10/09

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TO THE DEVIL A DRUG DEAL

whessoe

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Nov 10, 2009, 12:48:14 PM11/10/09

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CHRONIC OF THE GODS

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 10, 2009, 12:57:46 PM11/10/09

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ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET MAYA ANGELOU

--
"I am cracked in the head" - Avoid normal situations, 19/7/09

whessoe

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Nov 10, 2009, 12:59:24 PM11/10/09

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NOSFERACOON

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 10, 2009, 1:10:26 PM11/10/09

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DR SICKLE CELL AND MR HYDE

Blackwingbear

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Nov 10, 2009, 1:32:29 PM11/10/09

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On Nov 9, 12:30 pm, "Lesmond" <lesm...@verizon.net> wrote:
> >What kind of crack are you on? That was horrid!!
>
> I assume it had tits. What more does he need?

Plot! Acting!

Simon (Dark Angel)

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Nov 10, 2009, 2:36:43 PM11/10/09

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COONDYMAN

Simon (Dark Angel)

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Nov 10, 2009, 2:38:06 PM11/10/09

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"deadrodentyping" <deadrod...@gmail.com> wrote in message...
>I'm with 1000% on this one--nothing is *less* terrifying (nor more
>tedious) than adolescent rebellion/angst being played out by middle-
>aged poseurs. I'd rather listen to a GEDDY LEE SEXTAPE.

Oh I dunno, the Metallica intro to "zombieland" was pretty cool!

deadrodentyping

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Nov 10, 2009, 2:42:04 PM11/10/09

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On Nov 10, 7:38 pm, "Simon $Dark Angel$" <contact me through my
website> wrote:
> "deadrodentyping" <deadrodentyp...@gmail.com> wrote in message...

> >I'm with 1000% on this one--nothing is *less* terrifying (nor more
> >tedious) than adolescent rebellion/angst being played out by middle-
> >aged poseurs. I'd rather listen to a GEDDY LEE SEXTAPE.
>
> Oh I dunno, the Metallica intro to "zombieland" was pretty cool!
>

I suppose I'll find out. But for now I have some one-handed typing to
do with my Geddy Lee sextape.

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 10, 2009, 3:55:33 PM11/10/09

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On 2009-11-10 19:36:43 +0000, "Simon $Dark Angel$" <contact me
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TWO THOUSAND IMMIGRANTS!

Jared

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Nov 10, 2009, 4:29:19 PM11/10/09

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Touche.

bod

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Nov 10, 2009, 4:42:44 PM11/10/09

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>Touche.

yeah but he likes COCK as well...so theres no way hes gonna like some
softcore tit flick...come to think of it....i like MINGE but i hate softcore
tit flicks.

bod

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Nov 10, 2009, 5:02:03 PM11/10/09

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THE BENEFIT CHEATS PROJECT II : BOOK OF CLAIMANTS

Dr Walpurgis

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Nov 10, 2009, 5:46:17 PM11/10/09

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CAPE SPEAR

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"I saw a clinical psychologist once." - Avoid normal situations, 18/2/09

Greendistantstar

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Nov 10, 2009, 8:51:47 PM11/10/09

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I KNOW WHAT GRITS YOU ATE LAST SUMMER

dclizardking

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Nov 11, 2009, 2:10:53 AM11/11/09

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On 11 Nov, 01:51, Greendistantstar <Greendistants...@iinet.net.au>
wrote:
> Dr Walpurgis wrote:

> I KNOW WHAT GRITS YOU ATE LAST SUMMER- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Martin Luther KING OF THE ZOMBIES!

Dr Walpurgis

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> Martin Luther KING OF THE ZOMBIES!

THE BIRD WITH THE CRYSTAL EARRINGS

Avoid normal situations.

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Nov 12, 2009, 9:52:37 PM11/12/09

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Lesmond <les...@verizon.net> wrote:
> On Sat, 7 Nov 2009 18:36:33 -0000, bod wrote:

[..]

> >please god....make this rap star die a painful death soon.

> Nah. I actually like Eminem.

Autoflame Grade: B+

Remarks: is this another case of Lesmond doing her damnedest to be "with it"
so she can stave off, as long as possible, the social death so often
experienced by women over 40 in the United States? Or is it some perverted
form of Stockholm Syndrome? Let the audience decide.

--
alt.flame Special Forces
"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an
agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that
is all that agnosticism means." -- Clarence Darrow

Avoid normal situations.

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Nov 12, 2009, 9:55:45 PM11/12/09

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Dr Walpurgis <burke.d...@cunting.hun> wrote:
> On 2009-11-11 07:10:53 +0000, dclizardking <dcliza...@gmail.com> said:

> >>>>>>>> Tales From The Darkie Side...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TALES FROM THE CRIPS
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DR TERROR'S HOUSE OF
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NIGGERS
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PORCH MONKEY SHINES
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED

THIS CRAP IS NOT FUNNY

Avoid normal situations.

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Lesmond <les...@verizon.net> wrote:
> On Mon, 9 Nov 2009 06:52:31 -0800 (PST), Blackwingbear wrote:

> >On Nov 8, 11:52?pm, "whessoe" <whes...@mydeja.com> wrote:
> >> THE BARE WENCH PROJECT wasn't bad though. "No Map, No Food, No Clothes."

> >
> >What kind of crack are you on? That was horrid!!

> I assume it had tits. What more does he need?

At a guess? A good plastic surgeon.

ReVulse

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Nov 12, 2009, 10:08:10 PM11/12/09

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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:55:45 +0000, Avoid normal situations. wrote:

> Dr Walpurgis <burke.d...@cunting.hun> wrote:
>> On 2009-11-11 07:10:53 +0000, dclizardking <dcliza...@gmail.com>
>> said:
>
>> >>>>>>>> Tales From The Darkie Side...
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TALES FROM THE
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CRIPS
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DR TERROR'S HOUSE
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OF
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NIGGERS
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PORCH MONKEY SHINES
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> THE HOUSE THAT
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DRIPPED
>
> THIS CRAP IS NOT FUNNY

FUCKHEAD.

--
#Andy#

http://www.last.fm/user/revulse_1968/

"all your glad-handing is going to be wasted effort
as soon as I drive ReVulse and the others permanently
off alt.horror." - Avoid Normal Situations (7th May 2009)

whessoe

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"ReVulse" <ReV...@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:55:45 +0000, Avoid normal situations. wrote:
>
>> Dr Walpurgis <burke.d...@cunting.hun> wrote:
>>> On 2009-11-11 07:10:53 +0000, dclizardking <dcliza...@gmail.com>
>>> said:
>>
>>> >>>>>>>> Tales From The Darkie Side...
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TALES FROM THE
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CRIPS
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DR TERROR'S HOUSE
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OF
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NIGGERS
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PORCH MONKEY SHINES
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> THE HOUSE THAT
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DRIPPED
>>
>> THIS CRAP IS NOT FUNNY
>
> FUCKHEAD.

FUCKHEAD.