Paki Zombies

[Simon T]

Trailer for "The Dead 2 : India" has hit the web...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jevzjmPyv-g

Wonder if these zombies will marinate you in tikka spices before eating you?


--
Best Wishes
Simon (Dark Angel)
http://www.realmofhorror.co.uk
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Realm-of-Horror/143030832454357

[Amos Nomore]

In article <kn87m9$ung$1...@dont-email.me>,

"Simon T" <darka...@REMOVETHISBITlineone.net> wrote:

> Trailer for "The Dead 2 : India" has hit the web...
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jevzjmPyv-g
>
> Wonder if these zombies will marinate you in tikka spices before eating you?

Ain't gonna happen but those dots will make for challenging head shots.

[Kishin]

Simon T wrote:
> Trailer for "The Dead 2 : India" has hit the web...
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jevzjmPyv-g
>
> Wonder if these zombies will marinate you in tikka spices before eating
> you?

You do realize that Pakistanis and Indians are from different countries,
right?

--

Kishin

[Dr Walpurgis]

DAWN OF THE HAMILTONS

[Mr Q. Z. Diablo]

In article <kn8sd8$de3$3...@dont-email.me>, Kishin <no...@yobizz.ness>
wrote:

You've got a Mac. Use the Dictionary app and look up "Paki". It's a
bit more general than you might think.

[Kishin]

I see. I guess the Limeys use it in a broader context than we do in the
US. For us, "Paki" is short for "Pakistani." I guess the Brits are
unable to distinguish between different cultures on the same
subcontinent. Do they call Canadians "septics," as well?

--

Kishin

[Simon T]

"Kishin" wrote in message news:kna62g$j6b$2...@dont-email.me...

>I see. I guess the Limeys use it in a broader context than we do in the
>US. For us, "Paki" is short for "Pakistani." I guess the Brits are
>unable to distinguish between different cultures on the same
>subcontinent. Do they call Canadians "septics," as well?

They've all been tarred with the same brush!

[bod]

"Simon T" <darka...@REMOVETHISBITlineone.net> wrote in message
news:knato4$b7v$1...@dont-email.me...

> "Kishin" wrote in message news:kna62g$j6b$2...@dont-email.me...
>>I see. I guess the Limeys use it in a broader context than we do in the
>>US. For us, "Paki" is short for "Pakistani." I guess the Brits are unable
>>to distinguish between different cultures on the same subcontinent. Do
>>they call Canadians "septics," as well?
>
> They've all been tarred with the same brush!
>

LOL!!


--
regards from BOD!


"dont worry yoko, its only a friggin water pist...."
JOHN LENNON 1980

[Kishin]

Simon T wrote:
> "Kishin" wrote in message news:kna62g$j6b$2...@dont-email.me...
>> I see. I guess the Limeys use it in a broader context than we do in
>> the US. For us, "Paki" is short for "Pakistani." I guess the Brits are
>> unable to distinguish between different cultures on the same
>> subcontinent. Do they call Canadians "septics," as well?
>
> They've all been tarred with the same brush!

Oh! I won't even go there!

I will admit, however, than man of us in the US think all you lot in the
UK are the same.

--

Kishin

[bod]

"Kishin" <no...@yobizz.ness> wrote in message
news:kncn6c$cav$5...@dont-email.me...

to say our country is so small you wouldn't believe our regional
variation....three or four ours away from my NORTHERN MONKEY ARSE there are
pubs filled with SPOON PLAYING AVE A BANANA COCKNEYS!!

[Mr Q. Z. Diablo]

In article <kngkh3$sef$1...@dont-email.me>, "bod" <BIG...@CKS.CO.UK>
wrote:

> "Kishin" <no...@yobizz.ness> wrote in message
> news:kncn6c$cav$5...@dont-email.me...
> > Simon T wrote:
> >> "Kishin" wrote in message news:kna62g$j6b$2...@dont-email.me...
> >>> I see. I guess the Limeys use it in a broader context than we do in
> >>> the US. For us, "Paki" is short for "Pakistani." I guess the Brits are
> >>> unable to distinguish between different cultures on the same
> >>> subcontinent. Do they call Canadians "septics," as well?
> >>
> >> They've all been tarred with the same brush!
> >
> > Oh! I won't even go there!
> >
> > I will admit, however, than man of us in the US think all you lot in the
> > UK are the same.
> >
>
> to say our country is so small you wouldn't believe our regional
> variation....three or four ours away from my NORTHERN MONKEY ARSE there are
> pubs filled with SPOON PLAYING AVE A BANANA COCKNEYS!!

SOUTHERN PANSIES.

[bod]

"Mr Q. Z. Diablo" <dia...@thisbitisnotreal.goblinporn.com> wrote in message
news:diablo-C34301....@news.eternal-september.org...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTlHkzloNTg

[Mr Q. Z. Diablo]

In article <kngn66$cmi$1...@dont-email.me>, "bod" <BIG...@CKS.CO.UK>
wrote:

We didn't get Harry Enfield in Oz. Not as far as I know, anyway. Most
unfortunate.

[Jared]

On May 22, 7:06 am, "Mr Q. Z. Diablo"

<dia...@thisbitisnotreal.goblinporn.com> wrote:

> We didn't get Harry Enfield in Oz.  Not as far as I know, anyway.  Most
> unfortunate.

???? I've moved 10,000 miles to get away from him.

[Kishin]

bod wrote:
>
> "Kishin" <no...@yobizz.ness> wrote in message
> news:kncn6c$cav$5...@dont-email.me...
>> Simon T wrote:
>>> "Kishin" wrote in message news:kna62g$j6b$2...@dont-email.me...
>>>> I see. I guess the Limeys use it in a broader context than we do in
>>>> the US. For us, "Paki" is short for "Pakistani." I guess the Brits are
>>>> unable to distinguish between different cultures on the same
>>>> subcontinent. Do they call Canadians "septics," as well?
>>>
>>> They've all been tarred with the same brush!
>>
>> Oh! I won't even go there!
>>
>> I will admit, however, than man of us in the US think all you lot in
>> the UK are the same.
>>
>
> to say our country is so small you wouldn't believe our regional
> variation....three or four ours away from my NORTHERN MONKEY ARSE there
> are pubs filled with SPOON PLAYING AVE A BANANA COCKNEYS!!

The UK IS small by US standards. I just Google mapped from London to
Glasgow, and it takes less time than the drive from Muncie, Indiana, to
my soon-to-be home in Columbia, Missouri, which is only 2 states away.
Fuck, it takes longer than that to drive the length of Florida.

--

Kishin

[Blackwingbear]

On Sunday, May 19, 2013 5:33:51 AM UTC-4, Kishin wrote:
> >> You do realize that Pakistanis and Indians are from different countries

I guess it ISN'T just Americans... Hmmm...

[bod]

"Blackwingbear" <blackw...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:6ebee4ec-2810-4a08...@googlegroups.com...

like calling japs chinks??

[Simon T]

"bod" wrote in message...
>like calling japs chinks??

No, they're NIPS!!!

[bod]

"Simon T" <darka...@REMOVETHISBITlineone.net> wrote in message

news:knjga0$ku8$1...@dont-email.me...

> "bod" wrote in message...
>>like calling japs chinks??
>
> No, they're NIPS!!!

> i thought they were all classed as SLOPES?

[Amos Nomore]

In article <knjiba$u8h$1...@dont-email.me>, "bod" <BIG...@CKS.CO.UK>
wrote:

> "Simon T" <darka...@REMOVETHISBITlineone.net> wrote in message
> news:knjga0$ku8$1...@dont-email.me...
> > "bod" wrote in message...
> >>like calling japs chinks??
> >
> > No, they're NIPS!!!
> > i thought they were all classed as SLOPES?

SLOPE, like ZIPPERHEAD, is indeed a nonspecific term that encompasses
the more localized DINKS, NIPS, CHINKS, GOOKS et al. At least that's
how I think of it.

[Fraser Johnston]

I can drive 1000 miles and still be in the same state.

--

Fraser

[Lesmond]

PIEFACE

--
If there's a nuclear winter, at least it'll snow.

[Blackwingbear]

On Wednesday, May 22, 2013 10:38:36 PM UTC-4, Fraser Johnston wrote:
> I can drive 1000 miles and still be in the same state.

I'm in Georgia - I think I can also.

[Adam Dolan]

On May 22, 10:55 pm, "Lesmond" <lesm...@verizon.net> wrote:
> On Wed, 22 May 2013 17:45:15 -0600, Amos Nomore wrote:

> >In article <knjiba$u8...@dont-email.me>, "bod" <BIGB...@CKS.CO.UK>
> >wrote:
>
> >> "Simon T" <darkang...@REMOVETHISBITlineone.net> wrote in message

> >>news:knjga0$ku8$1...@dont-email.me...
> >> > "bod"  wrote in message...
> >> >>like calling japs chinks??
>
> >> > No, they're NIPS!!!
> >> >   i thought they were  all classed as SLOPES?
>
> >SLOPE, like ZIPPERHEAD, is indeed a nonspecific term that encompasses
> >the more localized DINKS, NIPS, CHINKS, GOOKS et al.  At least that's
> >how I think of it.
>
> PIEFACE
>
> --
> If there's a nuclear winter, at least it'll snow.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b0R3OjMcOqg

[Amos Nomore]

In article
<4cc92095-d2f3-4fa7...@i4g2000vbl.googlegroups.com>,

CHIGGERS

[Amos Nomore]

In article
<amosnomore-A799F...@NEWS.NEWSGROUP-BINARIES.COM>,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il23ig1FgWg

[Kishin]

That's because your country is just a few nice cities on the coast with
lots of wasteland in between. <Pauses to think things over.> Oh, never mind.

--

Kishin

[Blackwingbear]

On Thursday, May 23, 2013 4:05:05 AM UTC-4, Kishin wrote:
> <Pauses to think things over.> Oh, never mind.

Glass Houses is NOT just Billy Joel's best album.

[Mr Q. Z. Diablo]

In article <b05dpa...@mid.individual.net>,

My condolences.

[Mr Q. Z. Diablo]

In article
<amosnomore-A799F...@NEWS.NEWSGROUP-BINARIES.COM>,
Amos Nomore <amosn...@hotmail.com> wrote:

Means something completely different where I grew up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chigger_(word)#Regional_equivalent_terms

[Amos Nomore]

In article <diablo-73CBA7....@news.eternal-september.org>,

"Mr Q. Z. Diablo" <dia...@thisbitisnotreal.goblinporn.com> wrote:

It's a cool word.

In the U.S. it most commonly refers to tiny mites that burrow into your
feet and lower legs and cause intense pruritis. I wonder what you call
them down there?

[Mr Q. Z. Diablo]

In article
<amosnomore-CE20B...@NEWS.NEWSGROUP-BINARIES.COM>,

Too many actually dangerous arthropods down here to be bothered with
something like that, I'd say, so they probably escape our notice.

[Amos Nomore]

In article <diablo-C2430E....@news.eternal-september.org>,

Not to mention your awesome venomous and vicious reptile profile.

You probably don't have them if nobody notices them, or maybe they
aren't hard biters. They can drive you insane.

http://www.dailyyonder.com/files/u2/chigger370_1.jpg

[Kishin]

You like something by Billy Joel? You never cease to surprise me.

--

Kishin

[Kishin]

And yet something completely different where *I* grew up. Actually, they
didn't have them in Miami, but I became acquainted with them in the
woods of North Carolina while vacationing there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiggers

--

Kishin

[Kishin]

Mr Q. Z. Diablo wrote:

I posted my reply before I read Mr Nomore's response. I had a few
chiggers in my time. They are more a nuisance than anything. The worst
part is that they are especially attracted to warm, moist parts of the
anatomy. But a coating of nail polish is usually enough to kill them.

--

Kishin

[Lesmond]

On Thu, 23 May 2013 19:07:22 -0400, Kishin wrote:

>
>I posted my reply before I read Mr Nomore's response. I had a few
>chiggers in my time. They are more a nuisance than anything. The worst
>part is that they are especially attracted to warm, moist parts of the
>anatomy. But a coating of nail polish is usually enough to kill them.

Despite living in NJ my entire life, I have never encountered a chigger.
Ticks up the wazoo. Fleas, sure. Mosquitoes? You have no idea.
No-see-ums? I get covered in welts. But I have never had a chigger
experience.

I'm all kinds of psyched for the cicadas, speaking of bugs.

[Kishin]

I was disappointed to see that I live well outside of their range. I am
envious.

--

Kishin

[Lesmond]

I'm hoping it's BIBLICAL.

[Amos Nomore]

In article <yrfzbaqirevmbaar...@192.168.0.6>,

I heard good eatin' especially immediately following emergence, before
the exoskeleton hardens.

Flip over a hot hard one and study the sound-generating apparatus for a
trippy afternoon eye/ear candy treat.

Anybody here keep insect pets? I raise mantids and phasmids from
time-to-time -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y709hJ-eBw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyUfyyzmKs8

Bonus points to the soundtrack identifier of that second one.

[Kishin]

Lesmond wrote:
> On Thu, 23 May 2013 19:52:32 -0400, Kishin wrote:
>
>> Lesmond wrote:
>>> On Thu, 23 May 2013 19:07:22 -0400, Kishin wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> I posted my reply before I read Mr Nomore's response. I had a few
>>>> chiggers in my time. They are more a nuisance than anything. The worst
>>>> part is that they are especially attracted to warm, moist parts of the
>>>> anatomy. But a coating of nail polish is usually enough to kill them.
>>>
>>> Despite living in NJ my entire life, I have never encountered a chigger.
>>> Ticks up the wazoo. Fleas, sure. Mosquitoes? You have no idea.
>>> No-see-ums? I get covered in welts. But I have never had a chigger
>>> experience.
>>>
>>> I'm all kinds of psyched for the cicadas, speaking of bugs.
>>
>> I was disappointed to see that I live well outside of their range. I am
>> envious.
>
> I'm hoping it's BIBLICAL.

I think I heard on the news that en masse, they are louder than a jet
engine. Sounds Biblical to me.

--

Kishin

[Kishin]

No bonus points for me, but I love praying mantises, and have kept a few
as pets. I lived in one house many years ago where mole crickets would
gather along a low wall every night, and I'd be out there with a
flashlight gathering food for her. It was creepy watching her eat,
especially when she started with the head of a still-living cricket. I
tried a cockroach once, but it was too quick for her. It's a shame they
only live for one season.

--

Kishin

[Amos Nomore]

In article <knnev2$37p$1...@dont-email.me>, Kishin <no...@yobizz.ness>
wrote:

A clutch of stick insect eggs hatches simultaneously. After caring for
them for upwards of one year, the mass deaths are heartbreaking.

[Andrew]

Friends and I were backpacking at an Illinois state park a few years ago
and the cicadas were out in full force and incredibly loud. We had to
yell at one another to be heard over their din even though we stood a
foot or two apart from one another.


Andrew

[Blackwingbear]

On Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:59:47 PM UTC-4, Kishin wrote:
> You like something by Billy Joel? You never cease to surprise me.

He's been one of my favorite musicians since I was about 12.
I like him in the same way I like Elvis Costello,
Leonard Cohen and Tom Waits. They are brilliant musicians
regardless of what genre they tackle.

[Blackwingbear]

On Thursday, May 23, 2013 10:44:38 PM UTC-4, Amos Nomore wrote:
> I heard good eatin' especially immediately following emergence, before
> the exoskeleton hardens.

Fun to collect when I was young also.
The shell makes a great monster for attacking
your action-figures a la Toho.

[Mr Q. Z. Diablo]

In article <knm6pb$sgc$5...@dont-email.me>, Kishin <no...@yobizz.ness>
wrote:

The live version of Captain Jack is spectacular. Then I heard the
studio version ... Meh.

[Mr Q. Z. Diablo]

In article
<amosnomore-2C810...@NEWS.NEWSGROUP-BINARIES.COM>,

I'm guessing that we don't, at least not in my neck of the woods. Mind
you, I live right in the middle of a fairly gigantic city so it's not
all that surprising.

[Adam Dolan]

On May 24, 4:02 pm, "Mr Q. Z. Diablo"
<dia...@thisbitisnotreal.goblinporn.com> wrote:
> In article <knm6pb$sg...@dont-email.me>, Kishin <n...@yobizz.ness>

> wrote:
>
> > Blackwingbear wrote:
> > > On Thursday, May 23, 2013 4:05:05 AM UTC-4, Kishin wrote:
> > >>   <Pauses to think things over.> Oh, never mind.
>
> > > Glass Houses is NOT just Billy Joel's best album.
>
> > You like something by Billy Joel? You never cease to surprise me.
>
> The live version of Captain Jack is spectacular.  Then I heard the
> studio version ... Meh.

He didn't start getting a really good studio sound until The
Stranger. One of his early albums, I forget which one, was actually
mastered at the wrong speed.

[Lesmond]

On Fri, 24 May 2013 16:26:57 -0700 (PDT), Adam Dolan wrote:

>On May 24, 4:02ÿpm, "Mr Q. Z. Diablo"

><dia...@thisbitisnotreal.goblinporn.com> wrote:
>> In article <knm6pb$sg...@dont-email.me>, Kishin <n...@yobizz.ness>
>> wrote:
>>
>> > Blackwingbear wrote:
>> > > On Thursday, May 23, 2013 4:05:05 AM UTC-4, Kishin wrote:

>> > >> ÿ <Pauses to think things over.> Oh, never mind.

>>
>> > > Glass Houses is NOT just Billy Joel's best album.
>>
>> > You like something by Billy Joel? You never cease to surprise me.
>>

>> The live version of Captain Jack is spectacular. ÿThen I heard the

>> studio version ... Meh.
>
>He didn't start getting a really good studio sound until The
>Stranger. One of his early albums, I forget which one, was actually
>mastered at the wrong speed.

Cold Spring Harbor

It was his first album. Unless you count the couple of Attila albums.

[Kishin]

Well then. I'm rather fond of "Glass Houses," myself.

Fond high school memory: I went to a Catholic high school, and we had a
"radio station" that played music before the start of the first class in
the morning. One day, a particularly smart ass DJ played "Only the Good
Die Young." As I recall, the song was cut off in mid-play. We all
laughed our asses off.

--

Kishin

[Amos Nomore]

In article <d16cf50a-1a70-47d6...@googlegroups.com>,

They cling so well and mindlessly. I made the mistake of cramming like
20 of them into a matchbox and ended up with a fishing tackle barrel of
monkeys and couldn't separate them without yanking their little legs off.

[Lesmond]

Two summers ago I filled a tissue box full of them. Around 120, if I recall.
It was awesome for grossing out the nieghborhood girls. I could never find
another use for them. No one thought a cicada exoskeleton wreath would be
appropriate for Christmas.

They finally got mulched this spring.

But there will be lots more!

[Amos Nomore]

In article <yrfzbaqirevmbaar...@192.168.0.6>,
"Lesmond" <les...@verizon.net> wrote:

> On Sat, 25 May 2013 11:05:13 -0600, Amos Nomore wrote:
>
> >In article <d16cf50a-1a70-47d6...@googlegroups.com>,
> > Blackwingbear <blackw...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Thursday, May 23, 2013 10:44:38 PM UTC-4, Amos Nomore wrote:
> >> > I heard good eatin' especially immediately following emergence, before
> >> > the exoskeleton hardens.
> >>
> >> Fun to collect when I was young also.
> >> The shell makes a great monster for attacking
> >> your action-figures a la Toho.
> >
> >They cling so well and mindlessly. I made the mistake of cramming like
> >20 of them into a matchbox and ended up with a fishing tackle barrel of
> >monkeys and couldn't separate them without yanking their little legs off.
>
> Two summers ago I filled a tissue box full of them. Around 120, if I recall.
> It was awesome for grossing out the nieghborhood girls. I could never find
> another use for them. No one thought a cicada exoskeleton wreath would be
> appropriate for Christmas.
>

Imagine a child's delight upon opening her hard-hunted Easter egg and
finding a cicada skin nestled within. Priceless.

http://tinyurl.com/crunchyrolling

> They finally got mulched this spring.
>

Ashes to ashes, crinkle crackle scritch.

> But there will be lots more!

Creole! Gumbo!! Jambalaya!!!