OT Ugggggghhhhhhhh!

[Adam Dolan]

So I'm cat-sitting for ex-gf's cat, which is her recently deceased
(new) bf's cat (the bf who she took up with after me, not me of
course, I'm still alive, sort of). She's away at her daughter's
college graduation. The cat is basically her last living connection
to the bf, who suddenly dropped dead in front of her in Feb. Well, o
sunshine, o happy day.........if found the cat dead in the backyard
today. :( Haven't told her yet but I'll probably have to next time
she calls, because she'll ask about the cat. She's gonna be
devastated. Wonderfully selfless bastard that I am, while I'm
grieving the cat too (I made friends with it while I was staying here
after my surgery), part of me is going: why the fuck did this have to
happen on MY watch?

I couldn't even bury the thing, because with my still-healing back I
can't dig with a shovel (or anything else). Had to get a friend to
come and do the honors.

This did not turn turn out to be a good day. :(

Go ahead, mock, I deserve it....

[Dr Walpurgis]

"CAT DEAD, DETAILS LATER."

[Kishin]

Well that pretty much sucks. My first wife (the treacherous whore) had a
cat when I met her; a white Persian who I hated. She used to let it
sleep in bed with her. That stopped when I noticed the clumps of shit
clinging to the fur around his asshole. Anyway, I never got along with
the little fucker, as he was quite a cunt as cats go, and I sometimes
wondered if she loved him more than me. He was such a cunt that she was
unable to bathe him without being torn to shreds by his little claws, so
she had to resort to taking him to the vet, who would anesthetize the
little shit in order to bathe him. During one such procedure, he kicked
the proverbial bucket, and my wife (the whore), was too grief-stricken
to deal with it, so I had to go identify the little monster and sign the
papers allowing them to dispose of him in a dignified manner. At the
time, I saw it as a duty. But I sure didn't miss him. Yes, I am bitter.

--

Kishin

[The White Lady]

Adam Dolan <adol...@gmail.com> wrote in news:a6b7f402-00d1-4f60-b7a5-
f13463...@v14g2000yqm.googlegroups.com:

Serves you right for being such a fucking mug.

[Adam Dolan]

On May 19, 7:36 am, The White Lady <m...@privacy.net> wrote:
> Adam Dolan <adola...@gmail.com> wrote in news:a6b7f402-00d1-4f60-b7a5-
> f13463b77...@v14g2000yqm.googlegroups.com:

Thanks.

[Amos Nomore]

In article
<a6b7f402-00d1-4f60...@v14g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>,

That's so sad. I'm sorry about your friend.

[wereoawl]

Just pour a gallon of gasoline on it and lite up the sky and tell her
that you sent it to heaven :)
--
I didn't invite them into the shower but once there, they got
naturally curious. Kids like to explore. One of the reasons kids go
to camp is sex ed. But make no mistake, it was NOT kiddie korn!
They're all adults now worshipping at the altar of their Lord and
Savior SCOTT LIFSHINE. They are tuned into the NEW INTELLECT.
I am AWL that matters! -Scot Lifshine Sat, 30 Sep 2006

[Jared]

On May 19, 7:30 pm, Kishin <n...@yobizz.ness> wrote:

> Well that pretty much sucks. My first wife (the treacherous whore) had a

> cat when I met her; a white Persian who I hated...

Is this going to end with your ex bricked-up in the basement?

[Kishin]

I would never admit to such a thing in a public forum! Our anonymity
here is mostly illusory, as Mr Diablo has found.

--

Kishin

[Kishin]

You can always count on TWL to brighten your day!

--

Kishin

[Adam Dolan]

Ha! True LOL

[Mr Q. Z. Diablo]

In article <kncn1p$cav$3...@dont-email.me>, Kishin <no...@yobizz.ness>
wrote:

My anonymity was "illusory" from the start as my real name has been
common knowledge on newsgroups to which I subscribed for the best part
of 15 years. It was never a secret, although I did not actively
advertise it.

[Sir Leslie Bottocks]

"Kishin" <no...@yobizz.ness> wrote in message
news:kna5t1$j6b$1...@dont-email.me...

you shouldn't need to bathe a cat, let alone anesthetize it each time. I'd
be asking questions of a vet who would agree to do such a thing. A good
brush and comb, the use of some cat wipes, daily, and the little kitty
should easily be kept nice and clean.

[Kishin]

Perhaps so. I did mention that my first wife was a treacherous whore,
didn't I? She was unable to keep the cat's long hair matte-free (and
once resulted in him being shaved; I laughed my ass off at that one),
nor was she able to keep him clean. Plus, he really was a little fucker.
I don't hate cats in general (though I don't much like them either,
except as comedic devices), but this was had a personality to match his
owner.

--

Kishin

[Blackwingbear]

On Sunday, May 19, 2013 11:37:24 PM UTC-4, Jared wrote:
> Is this going to end with your ex bricked-up in the basement?

*rimshot*

[Minnie Castevet]

adam, i do like most parts of you, you sound like a gent and a fun
person. were you discussing "moRRRRissey's birthday? pardon, pet-ewee!!!