well you can go blow yourselves
^TooL^
Damn Matrix-Reloaded-hating bastards.
It was a great film. Now fuck off.
^TooL^
SpaceGirl
"^TooL^" <j_SPAM...@SPAMSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> Damn Matrix-Reloaded-hating bastards.
> It was a great film. Now fuck off.
>
> ^TooL^
yay!
PainInDaAss82
>Damn Matrix-Reloaded-hating bastards.
>It was a great film. Now fuck off.
word
"Jay said it best when he asked that bitch
Ma, would you love me if I wasn't so rich?" - Havoc
Robbie
to add an extra four letters to the Doc's memorable adage;
TNAFFT, YFC.
quite simply....
Rob
WideScreenPig
<j_SPAM...@SPAMSPAMhotmail.com> writ thusly:
>
>Damn Matrix-Reloaded-hating bastards.
>It was a great film. Now fuck off.
What he said.
--
WideScreenPig
"Naturally, the common people don't want war. But, after
all, it is the leaders of a country who determine policy,
and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along,
whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or
parliament or a communist dictatorship. All you have to
do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the
pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country
to danger. It works the same in every country."
-- Hermann Goering
SpaceGirl
"Robbie" <edmonstoneB...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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Hmm I can work out the last bit of that... but the first bit?
Ulrich Schreitmueller
"There's no accounting for fuckin' taste". Or maybe "French toast".
Robbie
come on man, get with the now!
it's FREEDOM TOAST you TEUTONIC OAF.
Rob
Robbie
> On Fri, 23 May 2003 03:52:38 GMT, "^TooL^"
> <j_SPAM...@SPAMSPAMhotmail.com> writ thusly:
>
>
>>Damn Matrix-Reloaded-hating bastards.
>>It was a great film. Now fuck off.
>
>
> What he said.
christ; I see a fucking spin off TV movie coming out of this
arse-kissing, Prig-ster.
---------------------
"THE MATRIX: PRIME DIRECTIVES"
With only seventy-two hours left before the evil Machines tunnel into
Zion, Neo, Morpehus and Trinity are wondering what to do aboot the
situation, eh. With time running out as rapidly as the brain cells of a
petrol-drinking Ottowan lumberjack, Neo is forced to enter THE MATRIX
with a bear trapper's hat and dungarees to find THE SYRUP-MAKER, an
elderly Native American who's been displaced by an angry mob of
Quebecois. He finds him at a bar in the local casino, his once-proud
head-dress and Ghost Dance shirt STINKING of methylated spirits, his
ceremonial Sioux war trousers ENCRUSTED with urine and faeces, his
family's three-hundred-year-old tomahawk and peace pipe gazing out
folornly from the grime-covered shelves of the local Korean-run pawn
shop, where the poor Chief pawned them to buy a bottle of cheap cider,
but before he can revive the flagging red man Neo is attacked by 100
cans of cloned Molston Light......
---------------------
coming soon to a fucking TOP SHELF near you, people.
Rob
Ulrich Schreitmueller
It was a DELIBERATE ACT OF DEFIANCE, you conformist SCOTTISH GIT.
James J. Dominguez
Robbie shared this:
> TNAFFT, YFC.
The Night Anatasia Fucked Forty Terriers, You Fucked a Cat.
Fair enough, then.
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+----------------------------------+--------------------------+
| James J. Dominguez (aka DexX) | mcd...@optusnet.com.au |
+----------------------------------+--------------------------+
| "Mmm, Dearest Cluracan, falcon, squiggly line, eye, little- |
| man-holding-a-flail, jug, squiggle, beetle . . . I see what |
| you mean." - Cluracan, The Sandman #28, by Neil Gaiman |
+-------------------------------------------------------------+
bod
"^TooL^" <j_SPAM...@SPAMSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
what the hell do you think i am, a fucking giraffe??
--
regards from BOD!
"dont worry yoko, its only a friggin water pist...."
JOHN LENNON 1980
see bod pissing in the wind at...
www.bodland.co.uk the home of bod!
Robbie
GOAL! LOL!
superb man - living proof that the same country that produced OVENS FOR
BURNING GYPSIES AND WINDOW-LICKERS IN can also produce the odd smile!
ZIMZALABIM BAM BA ZALA DU ZALADEM!
Rob
PS Use "Scotch" in future - it's more insulting.
Robbie
> Robbie shared this:
>
>>TNAFFT, YFC.
>
>
> The Night Anatasia Fucked Forty Terriers, You Fucked a Cat.
>
> Fair enough, then.
>
>
fuck me - pass the RONSEAL QUICK-DRYING WOODSTAIN.
why?
Nothing much, only I need to touch up this barrel because THE BOTTOM'S
JUST BEEN FUCKING SCRAPED.
Rob
Eerie Rodent of Unusual Size & Typing Ability
"WideScreenPig" <ws...@rogerspamthis.com> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 23 May 2003 03:52:38 GMT, "^TooL^"
> <j_SPAM...@SPAMSPAMhotmail.com> writ thusly:
>
> >
> >Damn Matrix-Reloaded-hating bastards.
> >It was a great film. Now fuck off.
>
> What he said.
>
like the idea of robots that will change a babies diaper, or maybe I just
like the idea of keeping a baby in a vat where you can't hear it crying 16
hours a day. Now that's an idea!
The characters and the dialogue are mostly, well, crap. The only
interesting ones are the architect (barely there) and Agent Smith (is that
what he's called?). There's a stab made at some kind of plot, although what
happens or when barely seems to matter. Was nice to Monica Belluci in a
push-up bra, however. Now that's when ya' need 3-D!
James J. Dominguez
^TooL^ shared this:
> Damn Matrix-Reloaded-hating bastards.
> It was a great film. Now fuck off.
Meh... it was a good spectacle, but I wouldn't go out of my way
to champion it to others. It was a fairly big step down in quality
from the first, though it looked fantastic (my favourite visual was
also in one of the trailers - Agent Smith walking along in slo'mo with
the crows taking flight around him).
Robbie
>Was nice to Monica Belluci in a
> push-up bra, however. Now that's when ya' need 3-D!
true, that or a darkened cinema, an extra large box of popcorn, pair of
scissors, packet of moistened hankies and a FUCKING STIFFY THAT YOU
COULD POKE A FUCKING NUN'S EYE OUT WITH YOU CUNT.
Rob
Dug Weir
> James J. Dominguez wrote:
> > Robbie shared this:
> >
> >>TNAFFT, YFC.
> >
> >
> > The Night Anatasia Fucked Forty Terriers, You Fucked a Cat.
> >
> > Fair enough, then.
> >
> >
>
> fuck me - pass the RONSEAL QUICK-DRYING WOODSTAIN.
>
> why?
Cause it does what it says on the tin.
Dug
--
------------------------------------------------------------------
Truth be told, I was jolly fed up with being a hero. Having to save the
country two or three times a week meant I could get nothing done at all.
-- Gerald Winfrey
SpaceGirl
Damn I really wish your radio show had been this... unreserved :)
^TooL^
>>
>>> Was nice to Monica Belluci in a
>>> push-up bra, however. Now that's when ya' need 3-D!
>>
>> true, that or a darkened cinema, an extra large box of popcorn, pair
>> of scissors, packet of moistened hankies and a FUCKING STIFFY THAT
>> YOU COULD POKE A FUCKING NUN'S EYE OUT WITH YOU CUNT.
>>
>> Rob
>
>
> Damn I really wish your radio show had been this... unreserved :)
(i think she likes you, big man... go BALLS DEEP son!)
^TooL^
Ulrich Schreitmueller
> PS Use "Scotch" in future - it's more insulting.
I wanted to use "Ginger" in there somewhere, but since I'm a redhead
myself, I thought I'd pass on that...
Robbie
> (i think she likes you, big man... go BALLS DEEP son!)
>
> ^TooL^
it's not for the want of trying mate; she knows full well that when
she's eventually finished with her current beau I'll be more than happy
to FILL HER SPACE with my PINK CHALLENGER ROCKET waiting to EXPLODE LIKE
THE FUCKING COLUMBIA between her TWIN MOONS. I'd go all the way to
URANUS, covering her willing RING OF SATURN with my MILKY WAY, before
turning her around and delivering the USS DONKEY PUNCH to her kidneys
with my VENUS in her face.
Hmmm, enough space analogies, methinks; time to go to work - no offence
intended of course, Miranda... in Robbie terms, this is about as close
to an affectionate exchange to a fellow Scot as you're gonna get.
Rob
Robbie
fuckin hell, a brother in our midst.
Keep on keepin on, my German nigga.
Rob
James J. Dominguez
Robbie shared this:
> when she's eventually finished with her current beau I'll be more
From all accounts, it's more a landing module than a whole rocket.
^TooL^
> she's eventually finished with her current beau I'll be more than
> happy to FILL HER SPACE with my PINK CHALLENGER ROCKET waiting to
> EXPLODE LIKE THE FUCKING COLUMBIA between her TWIN MOONS. I'd go all
> the way to URANUS, covering her willing RING OF SATURN with my MILKY
> WAY, before turning her around and delivering the USS DONKEY PUNCH to
> her kidneys with my VENUS in her face.
>
> Hmmm, enough space analogies, methinks; time to go to work - no
> offence intended of course, Miranda... in Robbie terms, this is about
> as close to an affectionate exchange to a fellow Scot as you're gonna
> get.
Fucking disclaimer-wearing pussy ;)
^TooL^
SpaceGirl
> ^TooL^ wrote:
>
> > (i think she likes you, big man... go BALLS DEEP son!)
> >
> > ^TooL^
>
> it's not for the want of trying mate; she knows full well that when
> she's eventually finished with her current beau I'll be more than happy
> to FILL HER SPACE with my PINK CHALLENGER ROCKET waiting to EXPLODE LIKE
> THE FUCKING COLUMBIA between her TWIN MOONS. I'd go all the way to
> URANUS, covering her willing RING OF SATURN with my MILKY WAY, before
> turning her around and delivering the USS DONKEY PUNCH to her kidneys
> with my VENUS in her face.
WOW!
> Hmmm, enough space analogies, methinks; time to go to work - no offence
> intended of course, Miranda... in Robbie terms, this is about as close
> to an affectionate exchange to a fellow Scot as you're gonna get.
Well, I was turned on until you said that :(
gareth young
--
Gareth
quote of the day
'nostradamus? -sounds like a rock group to me!'
see my ebay auctions a
http://makeashorterlink.com/?F4B314E61
James J. Dominguez
Ulrich Schreitmueller shared this:
> I wanted to use "Ginger" in there somewhere, but since I'm a redhead
> myself, I thought I'd pass on that...
Aren't you all?
Dr Walpurgis
> it's not for the want of trying mate; she knows full well that when
> she's eventually finished with her current beau I'll be more than happy
> to FILL HER SPACE with my PINK CHALLENGER ROCKET waiting to EXPLODE LIKE
> THE FUCKING COLUMBIA between her TWIN MOONS. I'd go all the way to
> URANUS, covering her willing RING OF SATURN with my MILKY WAY, before
> turning her around and delivering the USS DONKEY PUNCH to her kidneys
> with my VENUS in her face.
No, respect where it's due. That is CLASSIC Edmonstone. A good solid '9'
from the Geordie jury.
--
"Right! Bring in the perverts!" - Ispettore Morosini (Enrico Salerno)
L'UCCELLO DALLE PIUME DI CRISTALLO
SpaceGirl
"James J. Dominguez" <mcd...@optusnet.comNO.auSPAM> wrote in message
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>
> Ulrich Schreitmueller shared this:
> > I wanted to use "Ginger" in there somewhere, but since I'm a redhead
> > myself, I thought I'd pass on that...
>
> Aren't you all?
Nope... I'm half Scots, but I'm not half ginger. I have 'raven' hair which I
ruin by dying it vivid crimson!
WideScreenPig
<drwal...@blueyonder.co.uk> writ thusly:
>Robbie wrote:
>
>> it's not for the want of trying mate; she knows full well that when
>> she's eventually finished with her current beau I'll be more than happy
>> to FILL HER SPACE with my PINK CHALLENGER ROCKET waiting to EXPLODE LIKE
>> THE FUCKING COLUMBIA between her TWIN MOONS. I'd go all the way to
>> URANUS, covering her willing RING OF SATURN with my MILKY WAY, before
>> turning her around and delivering the USS DONKEY PUNCH to her kidneys
>> with my VENUS in her face.
>
>No, respect where it's due. That is CLASSIC Edmonstone. A good solid '9'
>from the Geordie jury.
Right up there with "A fucking SEXUAL ZOMBIE" for pure Rob-ness.
--
WideScreenPig
"Naturally, the common people don't want war. But, after
all, it is the leaders of a country who determine policy,
and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along,
whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or
parliament or a communist dictatorship. All you have to
do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the
pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country
to danger. It works the same in every country."
-- Hermann Goering
James J. Dominguez
SpaceGirl shared this:
> Nope... I'm half Scots, but I'm not half ginger. I have 'raven'
> hair which I ruin by dying it vivid crimson!
Honorary ginger.
trotsky
For some reason I think there's a joke about the song "Crimson and
Clover" in there somewhere, but I can't quite work it out.
Eerie Rodent of Unusual Size & Typing Ability
"SpaceGirl" <spac...@subhuman.net> wrote in message
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>
Dug Weir
>
> Nope... I'm half Scots, but I'm not half ginger. I have 'raven' hair which I
> ruin by dying it vivid crimson!
Im a true, fully Scottish, Scot and my hair is dark brown. You wont find any
"Fanta Pants" in my household!
Franklin Harris
"James J. Dominguez" <mcd...@optusnet.comNO.auSPAM> wrote in message
>
> ^TooL^ shared this:
> > Damn Matrix-Reloaded-hating bastards.
> > It was a great film. Now fuck off.
>
> Meh... it was a good spectacle, but I wouldn't go out of my way
> to champion it to others. It was a fairly big step down in quality
> from the first, though it looked fantastic (my favourite visual was
> also in one of the trailers - Agent Smith walking along in slo'mo with
> the crows taking flight around him).
Ah, yes. The "John Woo" shot.
--
Franklin Harris
Pulp Culture Online, www.pulpculture.net
"The truly psychotic don't need to cop an attitude." -- Poppy Z. Brite,
alt.horror, 2/21/03
Killer Kane
> if only i could -i'd never leave the house.
>
If you left the house how would you sell Brentwood 10 packs and make party
political broadcasts? Colwyn Bay market?
--
"It's more probable that of late, more and more, you are watching on your
television many of those pictures of terror".
--Night of the Bloody Apes.
http://mysite.freeserve.com/contamination
Killer Kane
>
> Nothing much, only I need to touch up this barrel because THE BOTTOM'S
> JUST BEEN FUCKING SCRAPED.
Don't go complaining about scraped bottoms - it was your turn in the barrel!
bod
"SpaceGirl" <spac...@subhuman.net> wrote in message
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> Nope... I'm half Scots, but I'm not half ginger. I have 'raven' hair which
I
> ruin by dying it vivid crimson!
does the collat match the cuffs??...ooohhh i just rememberd that frisky post
poppy z brite made....erm...back in a couple of shakes!!!
--
regards from BOD!
"dont worry yoko, its only a friggin water pist...."
JOHN LENNON 1980
see bod pissing in the wind at...
www.bodland.co.uk the home of bod!
SpaceGirl
"Eerie Rodent of Unusual Size & Typing Ability"
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Probably. But coming from someone who posts in here, it's a bit empty.
SpaceGirl
"bod" <bod...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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>
> "SpaceGirl" <spac...@subhuman.net> wrote in message
> news:balk4m$13pqu$1...@ID-129131.news.dfncis.de...
>
> > Nope... I'm half Scots, but I'm not half ginger. I have 'raven' hair
which
> I
> > ruin by dying it vivid crimson!
>
> does the collat match the cuffs??...ooohhh i just rememberd that frisky
post
nope
> poppy z brite made....erm...back in a couple of shakes!!!
whu?
Eerie Rodent of Unusual Size & Typing Ability
WideScreenPig
<spac...@subhuman.net> writ thusly:
You're probably better off not knowing. I know I would have been.
Shiflet
James J. Dominguez <mcd...@optusnet.comNO.auSPAM> wrote in message
> Meh... it was a good spectacle, but I wouldn't go out of my way
> to champion it to others.
Yeah. Some parts of it I really liked, others I did not.
> It was a fairly big step down in quality from the first,
My biggest complaint was that much of it was just bland, and the new
characters didn't interest me. I mean, I found the deaths of
Switch/Apoc/Mouse/Tank(none of whom were exactly well developed and
deep characters) somewhat disheartening, while the death of the
Keymaker didn't phase me, and I had no interest in Niobe or her group
at all.
> (my favourite visual was also in one of the trailers - Agent Smith
walking along in slo'mo with
> the crows taking flight around him).
The obligatory John Woo tribute, I think every modern day action movie
has to have at least one.
James J. Dominguez
> James J. Dominguez <mcd...@optusnet.comNO.auSPAM> wrote:
>> (my favourite visual was also in one of the trailers - Agent
>> Smith
> walking along in slo'mo with
>> the crows taking flight around him).
Shiflet shared this:
> The obligatory John Woo tribute, I think every modern day action
> movie has to have at least one.
What movie is this lifted from? The Killer?
Christopher Adams
Faze.
No, really.
--
Christopher Adams -*- SUTEKH Dysfunctions Officer 2003
"I just would like to make it absolutely clear that both Jean-Luc Picard
and Professor Charles Xavier could KICK CAPTAIN KIRK'S BUTT."
- Patrick Stewart
Shiflet
James J. Dominguez <mcd...@optusnet.comNO.auSPAM> wrote in message
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> What movie is this lifted from? The Killer?
Yes, the whole slow walk as birds fly off is very Killer-esque.
Robbie
> "gareth young" wrote:
>
>>if only i could -i'd never leave the house.
>>
>
>
> If you left the house how would you sell Brentwood 10 packs and make party
> political broadcasts? Colwyn Bay market?
ROCK LOBSTER!!!
GOAL!!
Rob