Early Lifshine
Greendistantstar
At 19, he clearly has the literacy skills of a 13 year old; the teacher's comments indented <>.
Oh yes, Lifshine just LOVES going to Camp Sussex...
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Summer in the City and Summer in the Country � March 6, 1976
When summertime comes around, it is a great relief for me to get out of the hot, noisy city. I
usually go to a place called Camp Sussex to volunteer my services as a counsellor for needy
children. When the first three weeks of the summer usually exhausts itself, it is one of my biggest
thrills to go back home and to take in all the differences between Sussex and the Bronx and believe
me it is like two different worlds. At Sussex, the air is usually/always cool and breezy and in the
city it�s usually hot, muggy and <?>.
When I come home I see all my friends doing nothing but playing cards all day. At Sussex there is
always something constructive that can be done. Another difference that almost goes without saying,
is the grasslands compared to the asphalt. Most people prefer grasslands. But I don�t want to put
down the summertime Bronx too much, because there is something about it which I would have a very
hard time explaining. There is something about the summer which makes it almost magical; something
in the atmosphere. <Where?>
Camp Sussex is a great place to spend a summer if you want to help somebody, but the Bronx is my
favourite place in the world, all year �round.
<Here you contradict your earlier position>
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Now why does young Lifshine have such affection for Camp Sussex?
He'd like his teachers and everyone else to believe it's because he's such a caring person, helping
underprivileged kids. THIS is why he wants to go to Camp Sussex:
"Sex out in the Lower Field and unable to cum because too many goddamn
mosquitos biting lol...Sex in the Cabins...SSex in the Helphouse...Sex
in the Kitchen...Sex in Tenne Hall...Sex behind the Tenne Hall...Sex in
the Woods...Sex in the Car while driving up 'n down the road lol :o
sucking and fucking balls to the walls sex awl over the place. I did
"awlright" in My Day don't worry ;-)"
Today, he's still ogling young boys and fantasising about his Camp days.
More to come......
GDS
"Let's roll!"
Wookiez
Greendistantstar <Greendis...@iinet.net.au> wrote:
> Here's one of Lifshine's 'college' papers, transcribed for your amusement.
>
> At 19, he clearly has the literacy skills of a 13 year old; the teacher's
> comments indented <>.
>
> Oh yes, Lifshine just LOVES going to Camp Sussex...
>
> ==============================================================================
> =============================
>
> Summer in the City and Summer in the Country � March 6, 1976
>
> When summertime comes around, it is a great relief for me to get out of the
> hot, noisy city. I
> usually go to a place called Camp Sussex to volunteer my services as a
> counsellor for needy
> children. When the first three weeks of the summer usually exhausts itself,
> it is one of my biggest
> thrills to go back home and to take in all the differences between Sussex and
> the Bronx and believe
> me it is like two different worlds. At Sussex, the air is usually/always cool
> and breezy and in the
> city it�s usually hot, muggy and <?>.
>
> When I come home I see all my friends doing nothing but playing cards all
> day. At Sussex there is
> always something constructive that can be done. Another difference that
> almost goes without saying,
> is the grasslands compared to the asphalt. Most people prefer grasslands. But
> I don�t want to put
> down the summertime Bronx too much, because there is something about it which
> I would have a very
> hard time explaining. There is something about the summer which makes it
> almost magical; something
> in the atmosphere. <Where?>
>
> Camp Sussex is a great place to spend a summer if you want to help somebody,
> but the Bronx is my
> favourite place in the world, all year �round.
>
> <Here you contradict your earlier position>
>
> ==============================================================================
> =============================
>
> Now why does young Lifshine have such affection for Camp Sussex?
>
> He'd like his teachers and everyone else to believe it's because he's such a
> caring person, helping
> underprivileged kids. THIS is why he wants to go to Camp Sussex:
>
> "Sex out in the Lower Field and unable to cum because too many goddamn
> mosquitos biting lol...Sex in the Cabins...SSex in the Helphouse...Sex
> in the Kitchen...Sex in Tenne Hall...Sex behind the Tenne Hall...Sex in
> the Woods...Sex in the Car while driving up 'n down the road lol :o
> sucking and fucking balls to the walls sex awl over the place. I did
> "awlright" in My Day don't worry ;-)"
>
> Today, he's still ogling young boys and fantasising about his Camp days.
>
> More to come......
>
> GDS
>
> "Let's roll!"
Yep....and THAT is the essence of ole illiterate PiGGy PEDOSHINE
--
"Scott Lifshine is the biggest joke on the Internet" -Desk Rabbit
�o|o�
iL_WeReo
wrote:
> Here's one of Lifshine's 'college' papers, transcribed for your amusement.
>
> At 19, he clearly has the literacy skills of a 13 year old; the teacher's comments indented <>.
>
> Oh yes, Lifshine just LOVES going to Camp Sussex...
>
>
> Summer in the City and Summer in the Country – March 6, 1976
>
> When summertime comes around, it is a great relief for me to get out of the hot, noisy city. I
> usually go to a place called Camp Sussex to volunteer my services as a counsellor for needy
> children. When the first three weeks of the summer usually exhausts itself, it is one of my biggest
> thrills to go back home and to take in all the differences between Sussex and the Bronx and believe
> me it is like two different worlds. At Sussex, the air is usually/always cool and breezy and in the
>
> When I come home I see all my friends doing nothing but playing cards all day. At Sussex there is
> always something constructive that can be done. Another difference that almost goes without saying,
> down the summertime Bronx too much, because there is something about it which I would have a very
> hard time explaining. There is something about the summer which makes it almost magical; something
> in the atmosphere. <Where?>
>
> Camp Sussex is a great place to spend a summer if you want to help somebody, but the Bronx is my
>
> <Here you contradict your earlier position>
>
>
> Now why does young Lifshine have such affection for Camp Sussex?
>
> He'd like his teachers and everyone else to believe it's because he's such a caring person, helping
> underprivileged kids. THIS is why he wants to go to Camp Sussex:
>
> "Sex out in the Lower Field and unable to cum because too many goddamn
> mosquitos biting lol...Sex in the Cabins...SSex in the Helphouse...Sex
> in the Kitchen...Sex in Tenne Hall...Sex behind the Tenne Hall...Sex in
> the Woods...Sex in the Car while driving up 'n down the road lol :o
> sucking and fucking balls to the walls sex awl over the place. I did
> "awlright" in My Day don't worry ;-)"
>
> Today, he's still ogling young boys and fantasising about his Camp days.
>
> More to come......
>
> GDS
>
> "Let's roll!"
March 6, 1976...
Less than 2 years after I created the Wereo. Little did I know at this
time I had a world exclusive on "the Woodstock of the West" the 1974
California Jam! I was awlso a swim instructor at the college, playing
on the Rugby team, and had a radio show calwed "Rainbow." Named after
my hero Ritchie Blackmore. Less than 4 months after I had met my hero
and interviewed him outside the Beacon Theatre where he signed the
ticket stub for me.
Iona is a tough school. I had some good times there but the cirricula
proved too difficult for me. Mr. Sonyi came in and started writing
these incredible-looking math formulas on the chalkboard. When I saw
that I knew I was in academic trouble. Only one student caught on in
the whole class of 20 and was learning anything from Mr. Sonyi, and
honey that was not me.
I was better suited to Nuclear Warrior and the Wereo even at that
time. The Pilar of Fire of whom there is noone or nothing higher how
can there be, oh the Christ? had made an Initial Appearance in my life
at that time.
I'm mot convinced my writing style has changed that much from then til
now. I am the only one who matters in personal writing, and I am the
only one who matters on the Internets.