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Simon T

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May 25, 2012, 2:04:59 PM5/25/12
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Builders, fire crews, police and paramedics have to demolish 2 walls in
order to get 68 stone teenager out of the house and to hospital...

http://tinyurl.com/d853ogh

68 fucking stone? How the hell did she afford all that food?

Now that she's on the hospital, I guess all the nearby pie shops and fast
food joints will be going out of business soon!


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Blackwingbear

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May 25, 2012, 4:04:47 PM5/25/12
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On Friday, May 25, 2012 2:04:59 PM UTC-4, Simon T wrote:
> Builders, fire crews, police and paramedics have to demolish 2 walls in
> order to get 68 stone teenager out of the house and to hospital...

Don't they arrest parents for child-abuse there? I mean..... REALLY. That's 882 pounds!!!! Walter Payton, eat your heart out (if he could - death makes that difficult).

bonestructure

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May 25, 2012, 5:53:58 PM5/25/12
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On May 25, 3:04 pm, Blackwingbear <blackwingb...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Friday, May 25, 2012 2:04:59 PM UTC-4, Simon T wrote:
> > Builders, fire crews, police and paramedics have to demolish 2 walls in
> > order to get 68 stone teenager out of the house and to hospital...

Oh, stone, weight. Okay, I thought you meant they had to get 68 STONED
teenagers out.

Kishin

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May 25, 2012, 6:32:13 PM5/25/12
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Simon T wrote:
> Builders, fire crews, police and paramedics have to demolish 2 walls in
> order to get 68 stone teenager out of the house and to hospital...
>
> http://tinyurl.com/d853ogh
>
> 68 fucking stone? How the hell did she afford all that food?
>
> Now that she's on the hospital, I guess all the nearby pie shops and
> fast food joints will be going out of business soon!

I realize that people like usually mental problems, but fuck! How do you
let yourself go THAT far?

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Kishin

Amos Nomore

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May 25, 2012, 7:43:40 PM5/25/12
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In article <eb9115c4-11ea-4424...@googlegroups.com>,
I don't understand the Walter Payton reference. Perhaps you had William
Perry in mind?

Lesmond

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May 25, 2012, 11:29:27 PM5/25/12
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On Fri, 25 May 2012 14:53:58 -0700 (PDT), bonestructure wrote:
Kishin and I would hang out at that house.

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Kishin

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May 26, 2012, 4:09:55 AM5/26/12
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Lesmond wrote:
> On Fri, 25 May 2012 14:53:58 -0700 (PDT), bonestructure wrote:
>
>> On May 25, 3:04˙pm, Blackwingbear<blackwingb...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> On Friday, May 25, 2012 2:04:59 PM UTC-4, Simon T wrote:
>>>> Builders, fire crews, police and paramedics have to demolish 2 walls in
>>>> order to get 68 stone teenager out of the house and to hospital...
>>
>> Oh, stone, weight. Okay, I thought you meant they had to get 68 STONED
>> teenagers out.
>
> Kishin and I would hang out at that house.

Fuck yeah! Once the 68 stoned teenagers were gone. As long as they left
their weed. We could invite BWB and John Smith, too. Who else wants to
join the Great Alt.Horror Toke Off?

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Kishin

bod

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May 26, 2012, 5:46:37 AM5/26/12
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"Kishin" <no...@yobizz.ness> wrote in message
news:jpp19d$hru$2...@dont-email.me...
normally by living in america...


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Lesmond

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May 26, 2012, 8:18:42 AM5/26/12
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I think this is something we should plan. But what's wrong with teenagers?
They're they only people in this town I get along with,

Kishin

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May 26, 2012, 11:11:32 AM5/26/12
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Yeah, let's plan it! Where should we meet? Somewhere central, I'd say.
And the geographical center of the US is...oh, Muncie, Indiana! Yay! We
can meet at my house.

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Kishin

Andrew

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May 26, 2012, 12:44:04 PM5/26/12
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Hmmm.... it's a bit over five hours from where I'm at to Muncie.


Andrew

Lesmond

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May 26, 2012, 3:35:18 PM5/26/12
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Name the time and place.

Kishin

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May 26, 2012, 3:49:17 PM5/26/12
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It took me about 4.5 hours to reach Chicago, but I think you said you
were north of there.

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Kishin

Kishin

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May 26, 2012, 3:51:32 PM5/26/12
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I wish I would have known about this sooner and I would have said
Monday, since that's a holiday here and I'm off work. We could all get
stoned, admire my monster and robot toy collection, then watch some
awesome horror movies.

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Kishin

Blackwingbear

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May 26, 2012, 8:38:34 PM5/26/12
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On Saturday, May 26, 2012 4:09:55 AM UTC-4, Kishin wrote:
> Fuck yeah! Once the 68 stoned teenagers were gone. As long as they left
> their weed. We could invite BWB and John Smith, too. Who else wants to
> join the Great Alt.Horror Toke Off?

I'll bring some Kush or "Northern Lights".....

Blackwingbear

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May 26, 2012, 8:37:18 PM5/26/12
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On Friday, May 25, 2012 7:43:40 PM UTC-4, Amos Nomore wrote:
> I don't understand the Walter Payton reference. Perhaps you had William
> Perry in mind?

No, NOT football - there was a man in NYC in the 80's that had to be removed from his place by crane because he was so large.

Kishin

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May 27, 2012, 5:38:32 AM5/27/12
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I'm not really hep to the young peoples' slang for various types of
weed, but that sure SOUNDS good!

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Kishin

deadrodentyping

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May 27, 2012, 11:28:15 AM5/27/12
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"bod" <fuc...@bodland.com> wrote in news:jpq8pu$8th$1...@dont-email.me:

>
> "Kishin" <no...@yobizz.ness> wrote in message
> news:jpp19d$hru$2...@dont-email.me...
>> Simon T wrote:
>>> Builders, fire crews, police and paramedics have to demolish 2 walls
>>> in order to get 68 stone teenager out of the house and to
>>> hospital...
>>>
>>> http://tinyurl.com/d853ogh
>>>
>>> 68 fucking stone? How the hell did she afford all that food?
>>>
>>> Now that she's on the hospital, I guess all the nearby pie shops and
>>> fast food joints will be going out of business soon!
>>
>> I realize that people like usually mental problems, but fuck! How do
>> you let yourself go THAT far?
>>
>
> normally by living in america...
>
lol

Blackwingbear

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May 27, 2012, 1:18:16 PM5/27/12
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On Sunday, May 27, 2012 5:38:32 AM UTC-4, Kishin wrote:
> I'm not really hep to the young peoples' slang for various types of
> weed, but that sure SOUNDS good!

They are Indica hybrid strains.

bonestructure

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May 27, 2012, 2:16:58 PM5/27/12
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> They are Indica hybrid strains.

I haven't smoked for a good 15 years. But by Goddess, if I could get
my hands on some good Columbia, I might backslide. I never really
likes sensimilla. Too strong. Columbo Gold was perfect for me. See, I
smolked when I was doing art or writing or music. It inspired me to
greater heights and enhanced my imagination and abilities. Problem
was, it makes it real hard to be very productive. Still, I do miss it
sometimes, and if a baggie of Columbo were to find it's way to me, I'd
roll that shit right up./

Kishin

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May 27, 2012, 2:51:22 PM5/27/12
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I prefer to be stoned when writing music, but straight when playing. I
might feel differently if I could play better, but it's all I can do to
do it when I'm straight.

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Kishin

Blackwingbear

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May 27, 2012, 11:08:43 PM5/27/12
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On Sunday, May 27, 2012 2:16:58 PM UTC-4, bonestructure wrote:
> I smoked when I was doing art or writing or music. It inspired me to
> greater heights and enhanced my imagination and abilities. Problem
> was, it makes it real hard to be very productive. Still, I do miss it
> sometimes, and if a baggie of Columbia were to find it's way to me, I'd
> roll that shit right up./

I get more creative when stoned - it's WHEN I like to paint or write short-stories.

Lesmond

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May 28, 2012, 1:24:22 AM5/28/12
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I seem to have had a complete break with reality this week. I'm 90% sure
it's a brain tumor. Well, either that or hormones. But I'm ready to leave
home for sure. As long as I live through June 10, I'm planning on kissing my
husband and son goodbye and disappearing. They'll never look for me in
Muncie, will they? I mean, unless he looks at my Usenet postings. And he
would. Fuck. Now what?

Kishin

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May 28, 2012, 3:40:01 AM5/28/12
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Would they even know how to FIND Muncie? I had a helluva time the first
time.

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Kishin

bonestructure

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May 28, 2012, 7:20:21 AM5/28/12
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> Would they even know how to FIND Muncie? I had a helluva time the first
> time.
>
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> Kishin

Hell, I have no idea where Muncie is. Wouldn't Cleveland be better?

bonestructure

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May 28, 2012, 2:51:26 PM5/28/12
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You know, I never thought before, but what a perfect movie it would
make. A maniac is in the house with a 900 lb guy and his wife. They
have to fight em off but he can'y get outta bed. Hell, he can't even
touch his own dick. It has possibilities. Give it a title like, oh.
Grease Trap or Grease Fire. It could work.
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