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vampir...@gmail.com

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Jul 24, 2006, 3:46:21 AM7/24/06
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Great for all you horror writers!!!!

My untitled as yet e-zine will be published by Halloween and unlike the
typical 5-10page ezine, will be a magazine sized PDF, so probably about
30-40 pages of quality content, and very little (if any) advertising
(probably none, unless someone really wants to request it).

It will feature poetry, articles, art, the usual kind of ezine stuff,
but will be very artistically presented and a quality read. This will
be an ongoing project to be published quarterly. A great way to get
exposure, all contributors will be credited and given a link to their
website, etc.

I am accepting submissions, please email vampir...@hotmail.com.
Note me with questions.

Please also consider entering my contest - details here:
http://vampiredoll13.deviantart.com/
(read the journal section)

Thanks for your time,
Keep it Dark <**> (thats a bat, by the way),
Lilith Macabre/Vampiredoll13

Dr Walpurgis

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Jul 24, 2006, 3:51:14 AM7/24/06
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On 2006-07-24 08:46:21 +0100, vampir...@gmail.com said:

> My untitled as yet e-zine...

YOU ARE "GENE", AND I CLAIM MY $5 COUPON GOOD AT ALL KINKOS.

--
"You muppets have chunnered on about fuck all apart from stupid purile
insults to each other. Get a fucking grip." - redheap, 16/12/05

El Roberto

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Jul 24, 2006, 8:15:58 AM7/24/06
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<vampir...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> It will feature poetry, articles, art, the usual kind of ezine stuff,
> but will be very artistically presented and a quality read. This will
> be an ongoing project to be published quarterly. A great way to get
> exposure, all contributors will be credited and given a link to their
> website, etc.

NEEDS MORE MINSTRELS.

Brian Christgau

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Jul 25, 2006, 4:04:01 PM7/25/06
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Wannabe vampire douchbag. Man, you Goths are SUCH shallow, pretentious
assholes.

Cheers,

B

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Brian Christgau

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Jul 25, 2006, 4:07:54 PM7/25/06
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"El Roberto" <wiz...@gore.com> wrote in message
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You know what the worst thing about Goths is? The WORST thing? They hate
anything that's authentically Gothic. They jerk off over "Buffy the Vampire
Slayer" and "The Lost Boys" but if you try and talk Hammer movies with them
they'll say things like, "Hammer movies? You mean M.C. Hammer movies?" SUCH
DICKS.

Cheers,

B


Rob St. Amant

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Jul 25, 2006, 4:16:01 PM7/25/06
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"Brian Christgau" <radu...@verizon.net> writes:

And if you bring up the authentically Gothic Cathedral of Notre Dame
in Paris, they'll immediately start talking about *the Renaissance
style*. Goddamned poseurs.

Dr Walpurgis

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Jul 25, 2006, 4:36:44 PM7/25/06
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On 2006-07-25 21:07:54 +0100, "Brian Christgau" <radu...@verizon.net> said:

>>> It will feature poetry, articles, art, the usual kind of ezine stuff,
>>> but will be very artistically presented and a quality read. This will
>>> be an ongoing project to be published quarterly. A great way to get
>>> exposure, all contributors will be credited and given a link to their
>>> website, etc.
>>
>> NEEDS MORE MINSTRELS.
>
> You know what the worst thing about Goths is? The WORST thing? They
> hate anything that's authentically Gothic. They jerk off over "Buffy
> the Vampire Slayer" and "The Lost Boys" but if you try and talk Hammer
> movies with them they'll say things like, "Hammer movies? You mean M.C.
> Hammer movies?" SUCH DICKS.

And LOUSY LAYS.

ReVulse

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Jul 25, 2006, 4:48:56 PM7/25/06
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On Tue, 25 Jul 2006 20:07:54 +0000, Brian Christgau wrote:

> You know what the worst thing about Goths is? The WORST thing? They hate
> anything that's authentically Gothic. They jerk off over "Buffy the Vampire
> Slayer" and "The Lost Boys" but if you try and talk Hammer movies with them
> they'll say things like, "Hammer movies? You mean M.C. Hammer movies?" SUCH
> DICKS.
>
> Cheers,
>
> B

So the Goth girl turned you down then ?

#Andy#

Jared

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Jul 25, 2006, 8:09:05 PM7/25/06
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Dr Walpurgis wrote:
>
> And LOUSY LAYS.

Far from true in my experience. Course I haven't slept with them all.
Not that I couldn't if I wanted to - I'm beautiful.

Mrs Krug

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Jul 26, 2006, 3:02:12 AM7/26/06
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On Tue, 25 Jul 2006 20:07:54 GMT, "Brian Christgau"
<radu...@verizon.net> wrote:

>
>"El Roberto" <wiz...@gore.com> wrote in message
>news:4ijs0cF...@individual.net...
>>
>> <vampir...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:1153727181.1...@s13g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>
>>> It will feature poetry, articles, art, the usual kind of ezine stuff,
>>> but will be very artistically presented and a quality read. This will
>>> be an ongoing project to be published quarterly. A great way to get
>>> exposure, all contributors will be credited and given a link to their
>>> website, etc.
>>
>> NEEDS MORE MINSTRELS.
>
> You know what the worst thing about Goths is?

How long have you got?

Mrs Krug

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Jul 26, 2006, 3:03:03 AM7/26/06
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On Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:16:01 -0400, sta...@ncsu.edu (Rob St. Amant)
wrote:


The only thing worse than a goth is a SEPTIC GOTH.

Dr Walpurgis

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Jul 26, 2006, 3:32:25 AM7/26/06
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On 2006-07-26 08:03:03 +0100, Mrs Krug <m...@privacy.net> said:

>>>>> feature poetry, articles, art, the usual kind of ezine stuff,
>>>>> but will be very artistically presented and a quality read. This will
>>>>> be an ongoing project to be published quarterly. A great way to get
>>>>> exposure, all contributors will be credited and given a link to their
>>>>> website, etc.
>>>>
>>>> NEEDS MORE MINSTRELS.
>>>
>>> You know what the worst thing about Goths is? The WORST thing? They
>>> hate anything that's authentically Gothic. They jerk off over "Buffy
>>> the Vampire Slayer" and "The Lost Boys" but if you try and talk Hammer
>>> movies with them they'll say things like, "Hammer movies? You mean M.C.
>>> Hammer movies?" SUCH DICKS.
>>
>> And if you bring up the authentically Gothic Cathedral of Notre Dame
>> in Paris, they'll immediately start talking about *the Renaissance
>> style*. Goddamned poseurs.
>
> The only thing worse than a goth is a SEPTIC GOTH.

... from TEXAS.

Brian Christgau

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Jul 26, 2006, 5:38:03 PM7/26/06
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"Rob St. Amant" <sta...@ncsu.edu> wrote in message
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EAT MY ASS. It's not my fault that you conformists in freak's clothing
have no taste or sense of your own history. Never met a faker bunch of
people in my life, and that's saying something.

Cheers,

B


MadMamboRodentShithead

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Jul 29, 2006, 2:20:19 AM7/29/06
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Mrs Krug <m...@privacy.net> wrote in news:rq4ec255ci8mitdabiqr3dge4ois0ij2m2@
4ax.com:

Lazy...slag...unemployed...big vagina...oh fuck it.

--
"Focus, Fritz, FOCUS. It was fighting TWO FRONTS that LOST YOU THE WAR."
Dr. Walpurgis, july 2006.

MadMamboRodentShithead

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Jul 29, 2006, 2:23:39 AM7/29/06
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"Jared" <bi...@hotmail.com> wrote in news:1153872545.317040.278630
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Probably she just wasn't interested in how many quid 'Doc' had spent on his
home theater system or his mac G5, the # of gigs on his iPod, or the
extended warranty on his DVD-R recorder.

El Roberto

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Jul 29, 2006, 10:32:12 AM7/29/06
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"MadMamboRodentShithead" <eerierod...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Probably she just wasn't interested in how many quid 'Doc' had spent on
> his
> home theater system or his mac G5, the # of gigs on his iPod, or the
> extended warranty on his DVD-R recorder.

LOL! MANY a true word spoken IN JEST, Mambo.

Walpurgis = a man who knows the PRICE OF EVERYTHING, and the VALUE of NOWT.

R


Dr Walpurgis

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Jul 29, 2006, 11:40:34 AM7/29/06
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On 2006-07-29 15:32:12 +0100, "El Roberto" <wiz...@gore.com> said:

>> Probably she just wasn't interested in how many quid 'Doc' had spent on his
>> home theater system or his mac G5, the # of gigs on his iPod, or the
>> extended warranty on his DVD-R recorder.
>
> LOL! MANY a true word spoken IN JEST, Mambo. Walpurgis = a man who
> knows the PRICE OF EVERYTHING, and the VALUE of NOWT.

That's a DUAL CORE Mac, thank you so much.

MadMamboRodentShithead

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Jul 29, 2006, 12:37:07 PM7/29/06
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Dr Walpurgis <drwal...@btinternet.nul> wrote in
news:2006072916403475249-drwalpurgis@btinternetnul:

> On 2006-07-29 15:32:12 +0100, "El Roberto" <wiz...@gore.com> said:
>
>>> Probably she just wasn't interested in how many quid 'Doc' had spent
>>> on his home theater system or his mac G5, the # of gigs on his iPod,
>>> or the extended warranty on his DVD-R recorder.
>>
>> LOL! MANY a true word spoken IN JEST, Mambo. Walpurgis = a man who
>> knows the PRICE OF EVERYTHING, and the VALUE of NOWT.
>
> That's a DUAL CORE Mac, thank you so much.
>

I'lll save some trouble:


"I now own the *insert lastest Jobs-inspired ad campaign here* with
seamless iTunes integration."

Can't wait till The Doc discovers BluRay.

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