Freedom...
ReVulse
My Girlfriend moves in with me today (Sunday 3rd). I pick her up from the
airport later. Did I mention that she's German?
Fun times ahead!
--
#Andy#
http://www.last.fm/user/revulse_1968/
"all your glad-handing is going to be wasted effort
as soon as I drive ReVulse and the others permanently
off alt.horror." - Avoid Normal Situations (7th May 2009)
Greendistantstar
> My Girlfriend moves in with me today (Sunday 3rd). I pick her up from the
> airport later. Did I mention that she's German?
>
> Fun times ahead!
I hope so for you, however, chicks moving in rarely results in more freedom.
Have fun while it lasts :)
GDS
"Let's roll!"
The dog from that film you saw
"ReVulse" <ReV...@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> My Girlfriend moves in with me today (Sunday 3rd). I pick her up from the
> airport later. Did I mention that she's German?
>
> Fun times ahead!
>
surely the opposite of freedom?
cue sound of cracking whip.....
--
Gareth.
that fly...... is your magic wand....
http://dsbdsb.mybrute.com
you fight better when you have a bear!
Hexen666
"ReVulse" <ReV...@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> airport later. Did I mention that she's German?
>
> Fun times ahead!
>
> --
> #Andy#
It's ok, just don't mention the war.
Hex
bod
"ReVulse" <ReV...@psychaoticREMOVETHIS.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
yay...no more washing up, cleaning or cooking!
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regards from BOD!
"dont worry yoko, its only a friggin water pist...."
JOHN LENNON 1980
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Kishin
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>
> airport later. Did I mention that she's German?
>
> Fun times ahead!
>
> --
> #Andy#
Wow, you've wasted no time! But that's cool. Living together can be great,
and married even better, if you're into that sort of thing. I hope it works
out well for you. Remember: toilet seat goes down! Good luck!
--
Kishin
Dr Walpurgis
>> My Girlfriend moves in with me today (Sunday 3rd). I pick her up from the
>> airport later. Did I mention that she's German? Fun times ahead!
>
> Wow, you've wasted no time! But that's cool. Living together can be great,
> and married even better, if you're into that sort of thing. I hope it works
> out well for you. Remember: toilet seat goes down! Good luck!
She's GERMAN. She won't care aboout toilet seats. She'll be SHITTING ON
HIS FACE.
--
"I have banished Bod from alt.horror." - Avoid normal situations, 22/7/09
Ghoul
wrote:
The power of the pussy has taken another soul. As you all know, the
power is very strong in young snatch. Andy didn't have a chance.
deadrodentyping
> On 2010-01-03 15:59:40 +0000, "Kishin" <notha...@nowhere.com> said:
>
> >> My Girlfriend moves in with me today (Sunday 3rd). I pick her up from the
> >> airport later. Did I mention that she's German? Fun times ahead!
>
> > Wow, you've wasted no time! But that's cool. Living together can be great,
> > and married even better, if you're into that sort of thing. I hope it works
> > out well for you. Remember: toilet seat goes down! Good luck!
>
> She's GERMAN. She won't care aboout toilet seats. She'll be SHITTING ON
> HIS FACE.
>
deadrodentyping
> airport later. Did I mention that she's German?
>
> Fun times ahead!
>
Minnie Castevet
the airport later. Did I mention that she's German?
Fun times ahead!
--
#Andy#<<
"Hexen666" wrote:
It's okay, just don't mention the war.
------------------------------------
LOL!!! Congratulations Andy, you smooth talker. Dazzling her with your
boyish good looks, animal attraction, jet-set lifestyle, big boy toys
and thingies.
TWL won't like it....but then again, she doesn't like anything.
Minnie
Minnie Castevet
yay, no more washing up, cleaning or cooking!
----------------
don't believe it Andy, I'll bet even Bod helps out & sleeps with one eye
open at times!!
Minnie
deadrodentyping
COLIN. ("Wrong again, Steve.")
Anyone else remember when she said something to Gene Suicide, 'You can
whisper it gently in my ear as you fuck me in the ass.' ?
Good times.
The White Lady
Indeed. All I get from alt.horror these days is a kill-file full of
wank.
Lesmond
I really miss Gene. I wish I had an email for him.
--
If there's a nuclear winter, at least it'll snow.
bod
"The White Lady" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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funnily enough the ones posting the most these days are the so called
"designated targets".....that got to class as an UBERFAIL surely?!
deadrodentyping
You didn't see my astute, penetrating commentary on The Human
Condition In Which We Live? Wry, satirical, incisive; and yet tinged
with melancholy--oh shit, wait a second--all I did was post links to
"Conchords" videos. Close enough?
("No semicolons. Again, this isn't French writing." -Dean Learner)
deadrodentyping
> "The White Lady" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in messagenews:14q3k5l18l5b5qhd9...@4ax.com...
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Sun, 3 Jan 2010 20:38:18 -0800 (PST), deadrodentyping
> > <deadrodentyp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>On Jan 4, 2:02 am, tannisr...@webtv.net (Minnie Castevet) wrote:
> >>> >>My Girlfriend moves in with me today (Sunday 3rd). I pick her up form
>
> >>> the airport later. Did I mention that she's German?
>
> >>> Fun times ahead!
> >>> --
> >>> #Andy#<<
>
> >>> "Hexen666" wrote:
>
> >>> It's okay, just don't mention the war.
> >>> ------------------------------------
> >>> LOL!!! Congratulations Andy, you smooth talker. Dazzling her with your
> >>> boyish good looks, animal attraction, jet-set lifestyle, big boy toys
> >>> and thingies.
>
> >>> TWL won't like it....but then again, she doesn't like anything.
> >>> Minnie
>
> >>COLIN. ("Wrong again, Steve.")
>
> >>Anyone else remember when she said something to Gene Suicide, 'You can
> >>whisper it gently in my ear as you fuck me in the ass.' ?
> >>Good times.
>
> > Indeed. All I get from alt.horror these days is a kill-file full of
> > wank.
>
> funnily enough the ones posting the most these days are the so called
> "designated targets".....that got to class as an UBERFAIL surely?!
>
checking the time and hinting that IT'S TIME TO GO HOME.
Can you imagine ANUS at a party: He's Buzzkillington's orginal seed.
Lesmond
Nah, he's the guy no one even notices is there. When the hosts wake up in
the morning, they find him in the corner with the chessboard squealing with
glee as he beats himself yet again.
Minnie Castevet
Indeed. All I get from alt.horror these days is a kill-file full of
wank.
I'll sleep better tonight knowing I'm not in kill file. Otherwise, 'twl'
is not only a drunken moron, but also a liar.
deadrodentyping
Not even the members of THE CLIQUE know if they are in THE CLIQUE.
Which we/they in THE CLIQUE refer to as THE VERY SECRET CONSPIRACY.
If we/they are in it. Which we/they don't know.
Blackwingbear
> Nah, he's the guy no one even notices is there. When the hosts wake up in
> the morning, they find him in the corner with the chessboard squealing with
> glee as he beats himself yet again.
Better than Terry/Scott/Robert.... his squealing tends to involve
prepubescence..
Avoid normal situations.
[..]
> I'll sleep better tonight knowing I'm not in kill file.
*plonk*
--
alt.flame Special Forces
"The penalty of success is to be bored by people who used to snub you."
-- Nancy Astor
Avoid normal situations.
> >>My Girlfriend moves in with me today (Sunday 3rd). I pick her up form
> the airport later. Did I mention that she's German?
So, you were already shunned by every female in the UK? Or is this whole
thing every bit as fictional as Walpurgis's super-duper-elite university alma
mater?
> Fun times ahead!
>
> It's okay, just don't mention the war.
> ------------------------------------
> LOL!!!
< cue Richard Schultz >
> Congratulations Andy, you smooth talker. Dazzling her with your
> boyish good looks, animal attraction, jet-set lifestyle, big boy toys
> and thingies.
Do you swallow?
ReVulse
> Minnie Castevet <tanni...@webtv.net> wrote:
>
>> >>My Girlfriend moves in with me today (Sunday 3rd). I pick her up form
>> the airport later. Did I mention that she's German?
>
> So, you were already shunned by every female in the UK? Or is this
> whole
> thing every bit as fictional as Walpurgis's super-duper-elite university
> alma mater?
You don't believe anything, even when provided with evidence. Not that I
care whether you believe me anyway.
But, don't feel bad, I'm sure you'll find someone someday. I mean, what
woman wouldn't want her labia moistened by a sad, lonely, chess-playing
computer geek with obsessive behaviour and emotional problems?
Lesmond
>On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:10:06 +0000, Avoid normal situations. wrote:
>
>> Minnie Castevet <tanni...@webtv.net> wrote:
>>
>>> >>My Girlfriend moves in with me today (Sunday 3rd). I pick her up form
>>> the airport later. Did I mention that she's German?
>>
>> So, you were already shunned by every female in the UK? Or is this
>> whole
>> thing every bit as fictional as Walpurgis's super-duper-elite university
>> alma mater?
>
>You don't believe anything, even when provided with evidence. Not that I
>care whether you believe me anyway.
Have you ever noticed that habitual liars always assume everyone else is
lying, too?
Markus
>> My Girlfriend moves in with me today (Sunday 3rd). I pick her up from the
>> airport later. Did I mention that she's German?
>>
>> Fun times ahead!
>>
>> --
>> #Andy#
>
> It's ok, just don't mention the war.
And don't mention alt.horror at all.
Avoid normal situations.
> On Fri, 08 Jan 2010 13:10:06 +0000, Avoid normal situations. wrote:
> >> >>My Girlfriend moves in with me today (Sunday 3rd). I pick her up form
> >> the airport later. Did I mention that she's German?
> >
> > So, you were already shunned by every female in the UK? Or is this
> > whole
> > thing every bit as fictional as Walpurgis's super-duper-elite university
> > alma mater?
> You don't believe anything, even when provided with evidence.
Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but
in proportion to their readiness to doubt. ((tm) H.L. Mencken)
> Not that I
> care whether you believe me anyway.
Of course you don't.
> But, don't feel bad, I'm sure you'll find someone someday. I mean, what
> woman wouldn't want her labia moistened by a sad, lonely, chess-playing
> computer geek with obsessive behaviour and emotional problems?
If you only knew. If you had any idea...
--
alt.flame "not that I'm going to tell you" Special Forces
Avoid normal situations.
Have you ever noticed that Lesmond is a dumbass?
Avoid normal situations.
> >> My Girlfriend moves in with me today (Sunday 3rd). I pick her up from the
> >> airport later. Did I mention that she's German?
> >>
> >> Fun times ahead!
> >
> > It's ok, just don't mention the war.
> And don't mention alt.horror at all.
Sound policy, especially considering the company he keeps. Fifteen minutes
lurking and she'll jump into the North Sea.
ReVulse
> ReVulse <ReV...@psychaoticremovethis.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
>> But, don't feel bad, I'm sure you'll find someone someday. I mean, what
>> woman wouldn't want her labia moistened by a sad, lonely, chess-playing
>> computer geek with obsessive behaviour and emotional problems?
>
> If you only knew. If you had any idea...
Feel free to provide proof.
Markus
>>>> My Girlfriend moves in with me today (Sunday 3rd). I pick her up from the
>>>> airport later. Did I mention that she's German?
>>>>
>>>> Fun times ahead!
>>> It's ok, just don't mention the war.
>
>> And don't mention alt.horror at all.
>
> Sound policy, especially considering the company he keeps. Fifteen minutes
> lurking and she'll jump into the North Sea.
I've seen many brave men losing their mind reading alt.horror!