>Again, you are fucking stupid. >They have a minimum order of 200 cookbooks, which you order from the onset. >The cookbooks can cost as little as $2 per, up to $10 per, depending upon >printing options, shipping options, etc.
>The option you say you like costs $5.30 per book for the minimum order of >200.
>They don't sell them for you, they charge you up front for the minimum >order, and you sell them.
>Stop trying to scam everyone.
But it is free, just like government grants to people who want to start a business, money from nowhere sending chain letters, and the billions of ways to avoid taxes.
>> It's all right >> there in black and white in their free book, as well as on their website:
>> 2A. Well, my mother wants one ... okay, okay, even though it was true, >that >> was a cheesy answer.:) Morris Press assumes that some will be bought by >the >> contributors, though they make no requirement in that direction ... >whether >> you buy one or don't is up to you.
>YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID!
>They require a minimum of 200 books purchased on an order.
>> 2B. In addition to assumed sales, Morris Press also contributes free web >> sales for all their cookbook customers for 90 days, located on their own >> server. (All orders will be directed to us, though, along with the >> payments.) There are also provisions for advance sales.
>> 3. What kind of profits can we expect, assuming all goes well?
>> 3A. That all depends on how many books we sell.
>> 3B. Also, if nobody has any objections, we can sell advertising space in >> the book for additional profit.
>> 4. Okay, let's say we get some profits. What do we do with them?
>> 4A. We, as a group, will decide that when we actually have profits. Once >> we've sold enough to pay printing and shipping, we then subtract any cut I >> may need to give our artist. With that done, the remainder is ours ... >the >> assets of alt.horror.werewolves.
>YOU ARE ABOUT AS SHARP AS WATER, AHWW has no assets.
Well, when you count royalty, the empire of meow, and all the other members of AHWW your share should be very very small. Of course, I will pass on my share to avoid any unnecessary association with this whole fiasco.
>This is a fucking newsgroup, not an organization, no working capital, no >debts, nothing.
How many people buy cookbooks anyway? I wouldn't stress to much. Wanderer couldn't put together enough money to buy some cheap wilderness for hearts dream, how do you expect him to put together 1000 dollars for some cookbooks?
>GO THE FUCK AWAY.
He wont, he thinks cooking is the topic of AHWW.
>> 4B. It depends on what we decide as a group. I'd figure Heart's Dream is >a >> likely choice, depending on how much we actually profit on this deal. Who >> knows how far we can go until we try?
>Oh for God's sake, this scam is designed to fund your pathetic Heart's Dream >Project?
It is projects like this that kill people's dreams.
>Fuck you, it failed miserably, you goddamn losers couldn't procure a quarter >acre of land in 7 years, please take this scam someplace else.
Those who can do, and those who can't try to get a newsgroup to raise their capital.
>> In any event, we can't move on this until we have at least 75 recipe >> contributors ... at the moment, we have ... let me see ... ten. Not bad >for >> the first day of collection, of course, but we need more recipes.:)
>> So dig out your favorite food formulae, folks, and let's get this show on >> the road.:)
>YOU HAVE TO BUY 200 BOOKS MINIMUM FROM THIS COMPANY @ $5.30/BOOK. >THIS IS A FUCKING SCAM PEOPLE.
That is a bot more than a 1000 dollars, and then you have to sell them. Pay some more for shelf space or some sort of advertising, or sll at a loss on ebay. Cookbooks go for pennies out there from well known people. Then you pay ebay. Wow, all this sounds like so much fun.
>THIS NEWSGROUP NEEDS NO WORKING CAPITAL.
>WANDERER IS TRYING TO SHOW SOME FUNDING FOR HEART'S DREAM.
>GET FUCKING LOST WANDERER AND TAKE THIS FUCKING SCAM WITH YOU.
Let's see, in the past 2 months I have blown enough money to start my own cookbook, and I spent it on anime. So, I am addicted and weak, but at least I could sell my DVDs for more money on ebay than they could sell a book for :)
Princess Safari Member of the AHWW royal family
Moderated groups are for sheep who need to be told what to say.
But I thought Real Weres all prefer raw meat? (preferably rabbit run down and caught by hand) <G> Moonwolf
************************** "If there is no struggle there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom and yet depreciate agitation are men who want crops without plowing up the ground; they want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters." - Frederick Douglass
>===== Original Message From barbtur...@webtv.net (barbara turner/ moonwolf) ===== >Princess Safari stated: >>he thinks cooking is the topic of AHWW.
>But I thought Real Weres all prefer raw meat? (preferably rabbit run >down and caught by hand) <G>
That should simplify all the cooking time information. It might need s surgeon general's warning though.
>Moonwolf
>************************** >"If there is no struggle there is no progress. Those who profess to >favor freedom and yet depreciate agitation are men who want crops >without plowing up the ground; they want rain without thunder and >lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many >waters." - Frederick Douglass
Princess Safari Member of the AHWW royal family
Moderated groups are for sheep who need to be told what to say.
> ************************** > "If there is no struggle there is no progress. Those who profess to > favor freedom and yet depreciate agitation are men who want crops > without plowing up the ground; they want rain without thunder and > lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many > waters." - Frederick Douglass
> >> then take their money from the cookbook sales.
> >Again, you are fucking stupid. > >They have a minimum order of 200 cookbooks, which you order from the onset. > >The cookbooks can cost as little as $2 per, up to $10 per, depending upon > >printing options, shipping options, etc.
> >The option you say you like costs $5.30 per book for the minimum order of > >200.
> >They don't sell them for you, they charge you up front for the minimum > >order, and you sell them.
> >Stop trying to scam everyone.
> But it is free, just like government grants to people who want to start a > business, money from nowhere sending chain letters, and the billions of ways > to avoid taxes.
Your buddy Jim know how to scam the gubamint*waves at Jimmy*
> >> 2A. Well, my mother wants one ... okay, okay, even though it was true, > >that > >> was a cheesy answer.:) Morris Press assumes that some will be bought by > >the > >> contributors, though they make no requirement in that direction ... > >whether > >> you buy one or don't is up to you.
> >YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID!
> >They require a minimum of 200 books purchased on an order.
> that would be by the contributor.
> >> 2B. In addition to assumed sales, Morris Press also contributes free web > >> sales for all their cookbook customers for 90 days, located on their own > >> server. (All orders will be directed to us, though, along with the > >> payments.) There are also provisions for advance sales.
> >> 3. What kind of profits can we expect, assuming all goes well?
> >> 3A. That all depends on how many books we sell.
> >> 3B. Also, if nobody has any objections, we can sell advertising space in > >> the book for additional profit.
> >> 4. Okay, let's say we get some profits. What do we do with them?
> >> 4A. We, as a group, will decide that when we actually have profits. Once > >> we've sold enough to pay printing and shipping, we then subtract any cut I > >> may need to give our artist. With that done, the remainder is ours ... > >the > >> assets of alt.horror.werewolves.
> >YOU ARE ABOUT AS SHARP AS WATER, AHWW has no assets.
> Well, when you count royalty, the empire of meow, and all the other members > of > AHWW your share should be very very small. Of course, I will pass on my > share > to avoid any unnecessary association with this whole fiasco.
Chicken.
> >This is a fucking newsgroup, not an organization, no working capital, no > >debts, nothing.
> How many people buy cookbooks anyway? I wouldn't stress to much. Wanderer > couldn't put together enough money to buy some cheap wilderness for hearts > dream, how do you expect him to put together 1000 dollars for some > cookbooks?
Sexy cookbooks! *chuckle*
> >GO THE FUCK AWAY.
> He wont, he thinks cooking is the topic of AHWW.
> >> 4B. It depends on what we decide as a group. I'd figure Heart's Dream is > >a > >> likely choice, depending on how much we actually profit on this deal. Who > >> knows how far we can go until we try?
> >Oh for God's sake, this scam is designed to fund your pathetic Heart's Dream > >Project?
> It is projects like this that kill people's dreams.
Uh oh.
> >Fuck you, it failed miserably, you goddamn losers couldn't procure a quarter > >acre of land in 7 years, please take this scam someplace else.
> Those who can do, and those who can't try to get a newsgroup to raise their > capital.
> >> In any event, we can't move on this until we have at least 75 recipe > >> contributors ... at the moment, we have ... let me see ... ten. Not bad > >for > >> the first day of collection, of course, but we need more recipes.:)
> >> So dig out your favorite food formulae, folks, and let's get this show on > >> the road.:)
> >YOU HAVE TO BUY 200 BOOKS MINIMUM FROM THIS COMPANY @ $5.30/BOOK. > >THIS IS A FUCKING SCAM PEOPLE.
> That is a bot more than a 1000 dollars, and then you have to sell them. Pay > some more for shelf space or some sort of advertising, or sll at a loss on > ebay. Cookbooks go for pennies out there from well known people. Then you > pay > ebay. Wow, all this sounds like so much fun.
I'm illustrating it...there will be pleanty of nudity...gratutious of course...
> >THIS NEWSGROUP NEEDS NO WORKING CAPITAL.
> >WANDERER IS TRYING TO SHOW SOME FUNDING FOR HEART'S DREAM.
> >GET FUCKING LOST WANDERER AND TAKE THIS FUCKING SCAM WITH YOU.
> Let's see, in the past 2 months I have blown enough money to start my own > cookbook, and I spent it on anime. So, I am addicted and weak, but at least > I > could sell my DVDs for more money on ebay than they could sell a book for
:)
*deadpan* wow...
> Princess Safari > Member of the AHWW royal family
> Moderated groups are for sheep who need to be told what to say.
> ************************** > "If there is no struggle there is no progress. Those who profess to > favor freedom and yet depreciate agitation are men who want crops > without plowing up the ground; they want rain without thunder and > lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many > waters." - Frederick Douglass
He probably was too lazy to draw up a character sheet. I mean seriously, now they have elves to go on top of their dragons, werewolves, and vampires. You people are so silly. When all my friends get together and are elves and dwarves and shit like that, and run around the countryside seeing things like werewolves vampires and dragons I call it roleplaying night. Hey, you guys call it philisophical all you like. Just quit your whining about no body taking you seriously. I believe in a lot of spiritual stuff, but even I can't bring myself to believe you guys.
> > ************************** > > "If there is no struggle there is no progress. Those who profess to > > favor freedom and yet depreciate agitation are men who want crops > > without plowing up the ground; they want rain without thunder and > > lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many > > waters." - Frederick Douglass
-- Safari D. "The dragon race loves to resort to violence" Xellos
>But I thought Real Weres all prefer raw meat? (preferably rabbit run >down and caught by hand) <G>
<chuckle>:> Nah. Raw meat's good and all, but cooked meat has more taste to it. Just ask that wolf up in Canada who likes liverwurst sandwiches.:) (Or whatever poor creature nabbed the remains of the chili at the last Texas Howl.)
Yours wolfishly,
The gastronomic,
Wanderer**wande...@ticnet.com Where am I going?I don't quite know. What does it matter where people go? Down to the woods where the bluebells grow. Anywhere! Anywhere! *I*don't know!
Kamatu <nq...@nujj.arg> wrote: > "Jak Crow" <news...@werewolves.org> wrote in message > news:9co0ss$17v7$2@nntp1.ba.best.com... >> Whoop! Spelling lame. How particularly unoriginal of you jimmysue. >> Age catching up to you?
> Why waste words on one so easily trolled as yourself? > (Not a spelling lame, hon. Your bad.)
But you do "waste words", quite a lot too. I've always wondered if it's to keep people from laughing at you. Looks like that's the case. Can you provide us with more entertainment? Thanks. :)
> He probably was too lazy to draw up a character sheet. I mean seriously, > now they have elves to go on top of their dragons, werewolves, and > vampires. You people are so silly. When all my friends get together and > are elves and dwarves and shit like that, and run around the countryside > seeing things like werewolves vampires and dragons I call it roleplaying > night. Hey, you guys call it philisophical all you like. Just quit your > whining about no body taking you seriously.
Feh, no one takes me seriously because all of my on-topic posts are offensive or dumb(or both), not because I'm a dragon :8)
> I believe in a lot of > spiritual stuff, but even I can't bring myself to believe you guys.
Whatever floats yer boat :p If you ever are interested in learning more (starting to sound like a cult), I can post some good sites.
> barbara turner/ moonwolf wrote in message > <28067-3AEEA400-...@storefull-231.iap.bryant.webtv.net>...
> >But I thought Real Weres all prefer raw meat? (preferably rabbit run > >down and caught by hand) <G>
> <chuckle>:> Nah. Raw meat's good and all, but cooked meat has more taste > to it. Just ask that wolf up in Canada who likes liverwurst sandwiches.:)
ew :p
> (Or whatever poor creature nabbed the remains of the chili at the last Texas > Howl.)
um, e-coli? Humans are not adapted to eat raw meat, thus why people get sick and die if they eat contaminated rare or raw meat.
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, , ,0 0, boot...@starpower.net 0| |0 http://www.angelfire.com/md2/lycanthropia/index.html |___| "Kids love to touch soft things, \ / especially my face, 0 and that makes me feel great." ' -Dove Cleansing Cloths commercial
> Wanderer**wande...@ticnet.com > Where am I going?I don't quite know. > What does it matter where people go? > Down to the woods where the bluebells grow. > Anywhere! Anywhere! *I*don't know!
In article <9co0ss$17v...@nntp1.ba.best.com>, Jak Crow (news...@werewolves.org) wrote: > Kamatu <nq...@nujj.arg> wrote: > > "Jak Crow" <news...@werewolves.org> wrote in message > > news:9cnlfl$uge$6@nntp1.ba.best.com...
> >> 'Cept Jimmy-boy here. I wonder why it distressing him so.... > > Running low on verbs? > Whoop! Spelling lame. How particularly unoriginal of you jimmysue. > Age catching up to you?
That seems to be this losers' stock in trade. Spelling lames, grammar lames, homophobic insults and claiming to be 'special'.
You didn't tell me he was so... dull. It's like kicking a senile dog. Hardly sportin'... -- Ravan Asteris rasteris / at \ rahul / dot \ net (squish "/ and \" to make symbols like "&") http://www.rahul.net/rasteris/
> > >But I thought Real Weres all prefer raw meat? (preferably rabbit run > > >down and caught by hand) <G>
> > <chuckle>:> Nah. Raw meat's good and all, but cooked meat has more taste > > to it. Just ask that wolf up in Canada who likes liverwurst sandwiches.:)
> ew :p
> > (Or whatever poor creature nabbed the remains of the chili at the last > Texas > > Howl.)
> um, e-coli? Humans are not adapted to eat raw meat, thus why people get sick > and die if they eat contaminated rare or raw meat.
Hello? People don't get sick from the meat, they get sick from the contamination. I have been eating raw hamburger for 35 years, not one ill effect, except that one week where I thought I was gay, but I went to that psychologist who explained that I had only met someone who was gay and they were trying to attract me into their cult. When he explained the best thing to do was hit him with a board everytime he tried to touch me, things got much better.
> , , > ,0 0, boot...@starpower.net > 0| |0 http://www.angelfire.com/md2/lycanthropia/index.html > |___| "Kids love to touch soft things, > \ / especially my face, > 0 and that makes me feel great." > ' -Dove Cleansing Cloths commercial
> > Yours wolfishly,
> > The gastronomic,
> > Wanderer**wande...@ticnet.com > > Where am I going?I don't quite know. > > What does it matter where people go? > > Down to the woods where the bluebells grow. > > Anywhere! Anywhere! *I*don't know!
