of course i love u, my dick is hard
pirate jenny
+++
finest penis adornment
i've ever worn in th bathroom mirror
brush yr hair girl
yr makin me look bad
+++
hi psychic blog
+++
madonna
'justify my love'(fuck me mix)
+++
i miss u too
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hi paulie
"hello pirate jenny"
"bad girl"
+++
i rolled into th schoolies celebrations
at surfers paradise
th wrong way down th street
on a wild monoshock unicycle
and three Am
found me naked in a bed with
a boy and a
girl
+++
th wizard
locked his keys in th car
and a coupel of
th young schoolies
helped me break into it
think i;ve broken into a few more cars than u have
this is how ya do it
+++
abandoned all hope and
started stripping my
shark fin wizard hat
for th coat hanger buried inside
+++
five seconds later
my limo door was open
ah sweet bourbon
+++
"so ya ready to deal with it yet in yr psychic blog jenny ?"
no
+++
oasis
'wonderwall'
+++
"hmm"
+++
they werent schoolies
+++
"so"
+++
i had a good time cunt
+++
+++
sorry
+++
when i crawled into bed
my shoulder was still bvleeding
"she'll forgive u"
fuckin steel posts
"hit a couple trees too i think"
+++
th right shoulder is still sore
"least it;s skin stayed intact"
gotta ride harder for that crowd
we got a handle on th new beast now
we can fly it hard
in a big crowd
+++
th LST
monoshock
suspension prototype
unicycle
fuck it rode hard
+++
i'll tell myself anything
to keep myself happy
while i wait for
flight test
to finish
+++
second ride in th city
brisbane
+++
tool
'hooker with a penis'
+++
two chicks run from th nightclub cue and
scream at me to stop
two hot blondes
young
want a photo with me
+++
i've still got it
psychic as i am
i never thought
i;d still have it at 44
+++
bee fucked
+++
i dont want a relationship paulie
"then why did ya propose to nickie kidman ?"
lotsa ppl do that shit
we're just twin soul mad fuckers
"12 mnths to th day before she got married"
why u heckling me ?
"is still bugging u"
+++
kutaman
go easy
i'm hurting
+++
"yr psychic blog had her wedding date"
"and u fuckin knew it"
"u coulda jumped a week before she got married and"
+++
greenday
'time of your life'(good riddance)
+++
woulda fucked her occasion wouldnt it ?
+++
wanta prove magic yes
but not at someone's happy wedding day;s expense
+++
"let it go"
"we're psychic enough to find somethin better"
+++
u'll regret sayin that
+++
yr a cunt paulie
ya know damn well
we bailed off th net
not to point to
november 17
"not th day he celbrates"
we're other side of th dateline
"we never wrote it down"
doesnt mean we didnt know about it
+++
the black eyed peas
'sexy'
+++
i like that better than th rest
"of what ?"
of our psychic predictions
"we never shared"
well
we wouldnt share
tom cruises wedding date
ever
"not with u in here"
+++
couldnt figure out why u rejected it
no way babe
we're goin offline
and land surfing
+++
"test flight"
+++
i had th new beast
in th surf
last saturday night
"and got th tide wrong"
we still rode in th water
about 300 metres
+++
fuckin cameras everywhere
+++
th pigs said hi to me
+++
they closed th road
to th cars
and
just nodded at th mad unicyclist
+++
here comes some fun
+++
"one day"
"we'll have to try enterin that town"
"Without comin th wrong way down th main street"
+++
i sang saturday night
"but not in town"
or in surfers paradise
+++
i cant say
who th wizard slept with
on saturday night
not even to my blog
+++
cake
'i will survive'
+++
i was fried
when i left surfers
had to break into th car
to get to th party
+++
music
we put on
my new mp3 player
it;s a beast
+++
i've only got
about a hundred songs on board
all my good
unicycle surfing(flying) music
+++
i need a new tyre for th beast paulie
it's nearly bald
+++
some of th slides
in surfers
on saturday night
were a bit out there
never ever
been thru those posts
at that speed before
+++
th new mp3 player
cranks
most of th crowd
i cant hear
and still
four chicks
up on th third floor
i can hear em plain as day
+++
a coupel of th schoolies
liek spring break ppl
these kids have finished high school
told me i was
a bit radical
+++
canned heat
'going up the country'(woodstock)
+++
u only have one schoolies
yr
that;s yrs
+++
and
unique mempories
embed better
with a really unique
thing to stick em to
+++
we havent taken my wizard character
into schoolies
in th last coupel of yrs
+++
jumpin up
onto th footpath
in th main street
to jump off gutters
all that exuberant youth
ridin thru it
on a wild unicycle
+++
butthole surfers
'pepper'
+++
ya get hurt
+++
i bought a six pack
of bourbon
from th bottlo
and
threw it over my shoulder
and took it for ride
down th main drag
+++
i coulda played it wilder
and hung it off
th outsiud eof th shoudler
like we do with th big
ppl
but
at seventeen
u havent had a unicycle
go past u at
fourty kilometres an hour
on a footpath
as u step out of a nightclub
shattered
+++
did a little arguin in traffic
makin th cars slow down
+++
th s pack
falcon
is on th road
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'cum chin mi gurlflen'
+++
been back on th road for two weeks and
i've landed in a bed
with a chick and a guy
+++
lovely ppl
+++
speakin of lovely ppl
big al is
dying of cancer
+++
fuck man
+++
violent femmes
'old mother reagan'
+++
and has this
fanatastic lady
holding his hand
u lucky cunt
+++
led zeppelin
'gallows pole'
+++
last time my heart stopped
i was totally alone
+++
look on th bright side man
+++
u must be feelin this heat man
i sure as fuck am
+++
told th little cunt
th purple would wash off in th shower
reckoned i was burnt
+++
sorry psychic blog
it;s been a while
+++
last friday night
the witchdoctor and i
rolled into brisbane city
with
273000
written up my arm
+++
my public
death count
+++
last figure i heard for aceh tsunami was
200 thousand dead kutaman
+++
"our real count is about 325000"
of which i can validate about
310000
ok
good enough
+++
afroman
'she wont let me fuck'
+++
fleetwood mac
'tusk'
+++
of course i love u, my dick is hard
"cept th tranny bitch has a soft on"
that;s th humour bit man
+++
she takes it off
when her dick gets hard
"u got proof of that ?"
"oh u have"
+++
th unicycle's name
seems to have morphed to
nippleclamp
come nippleclamp
away
+++
th thing i liek about bein a clown
is knockin down
eight bourbons
and smokin eighteen cones
with my mad muso mate
before i even hit th street
+++
wink
'higher state of consciousness'
+++
fuck i was smashed
+++
i only got
two holes
missin from th left shoulder
and they;re healing nicely
+++
to be one
with th kids
+++
i might be middle aged
but i am
the wildest thing here
+++
they say
it was th drunkest schoolies
on record
i rode thru th middle of it
th changeover
when th southerners arrived
and th northerners were leaving
+++
U2
'new years day'
+++
i've seen it wilder
+++
i havent ridden wilder thru it though
+++
half a bicycle
half a suspension bicycle
and then chop it in half again
to make one
beautifully balacned
unicycle
that steps off gutters
with impunity
+++
fuck it went hard
+++
wouldnt have been right
if it didnt get too sideways
occasionally
and take me thru th tree
+++
seriously man
i need th fuckin wizard shark helmet
+++
"to break into th car"
wot i get for smokin drugs in it
+++
mazing what u can hide in a
bicycle helmet
+++
i was amazing and
ended up naked
and not alone
in a bed
+++
living colour
'love rears its ugly head'
+++
my freedom chip kicked in
but i love both of em
+++
i remember
vaguely
about another four bourbons in
singin
unrequited love and drugs and rock n roll
+++
my jennifer voice
was allowed out again
just didnt take it in th street
+++
u know
u pair
cant fuckin own me either
+++
"they know"
+++
pls love
dont do it to me again
i can jump in my car
and go surfing
down some mad beach
without askin any cunt's
permisssion
+++
tv rock
'flaunt it'
+++
th surf unicycle
newly rebuilt
was a washout
+++
it's not back in th surf
gotta respoke it and
tripper an i are tlakin
a new surf unicycle
hardtail
"no"
"monoshock"
thought u didnt want suspension in th surf
"i hate droppin into holes"
+++
be more psychic
"cant see everything"
"be god otherwise"
not tv;s view of psychic
"fuck em"
+++
tenacious d
'double team'
+++
can i write
clues
to th song
about to play and
pause
+++
waiting for th next song
to come around
in th media player
on shuffle mode
+++
my addictions hit hard
my extreme unicycling thru crowds
has resurfaced
still not singin on strete corners
+++
u lied man
i loved jammin on street corners but
+++
after six yrs
+++
powderfinger
'a song called everything'
+++
th extreme
monoskcock unicycle
is finding new edges
to explore
drops into skatebowls like
nothing else
"man's bike'
i dont ride a fuckin safety bicycle cunt
+++
i paid th fine
+++
for ridin a bicycle
thru th fortitude valley mall
+++
in reality
ridin a unicycle
thru th fortitude valley
entertainment district
+++
not fightin it
+++
i just dont go there anymore
+++
feels weird
ridin brisbane city
crowd surfin on a mad unicycle
and slippin down
to th fortitude valley
to sing on strete corners till dawn
but i smile
every time i start th s pack and
gun th engine
to beat th light
to leave town
and drive around th valley and head
elsewhere
+++
gorillaz
'feels good'
+++
i had some fun
ridin thru th barmy army
walkin th brisbane streets
th night before th
ashes cricket match
+++
gettin it sideways around trees
on a man;s bike
just yr average
bronzed aussie
out for a roll on is man;s bike
+++
th age of conformity goes on
i'm still fucking laughing
.
.
.
pirate jenny
"kutaman"
'black"
+++
p.s.
+++
southside spinners
'luvstruck'(remix)
+++
shutup god
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