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ezek...@my-deja.com

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Ezekiel J. Krahlin
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THE NEW PASSOVER HAS BEGUN

Š 2000 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin
(Jehovah's Queer Witness)


There is a phenomenon I predicted a couple of years ago, in
the Internet's newsgroups, that I call the "New Passover".
This vision revealed God (or "Nature") avenging gay people by
slaying the firstborn of every homophobic parent. (The
original Passover saw the Angel of Death slaughter the
firstborn of every Egyptian, in order to free the Hebrews.) It
has only dawned on me a few days ago, that this New Passover
is already under way: ravaging the troubled nations of Africa.
These are all areas rife with gay hatred.

This form of AIDS only strikes heteros...and only those who
stubbornly hold onto their homophobia unto the last breath.
How (you might ask) could a virus distinguish between gay
haters and gay friends? Of course, if you are spiritual in
nature, like myself, the answer is easy: "God can do
anything". However, there are also those who demand a
scientific explanation, which I now attempt:

There may be a genetic tendency toward stupidity. And it is
stupid folk who are more likely to believe the homophobic
brainwash of their churches, synagogues, and mosques. Thus, a
virus evolves that attacks only the stupid, who are also
heterosexual.

While AIDS ravaged gay people, the hetero majority for the
most part thought: "Let 'em die, those faggots deserve it
anyway"...never dreaming for one moment, that perhaps their
karma would come back to haunt them. And that is exactly what
has started to happen. In a few months, or even weeks, Hetero
AIDS will reach the shores of Asia, Europe, and finally,
Amerika...where it will sweep across the entire populace,
decimating at least 35% of the entire hetero population.

Certain gay activists such as Cleve Jones, sound alarmed and
disgusted at the lack of support coming from gay people, for
the crisis of AIDS in South Africa and other non-white areas.
But this has nothing to do with skin color, and everything to
do with extreme, homophobic attitudes among many cultures
afflicted with run-away AIDS. Why shoud we now lift a finger
to help these folks, when they merely sat back and laughed at
us, while AIDS ravaged our finest and most loved? Why not let
God do His cleansing of humanity, rather than slow down the
process of eliminating our enemies?

Fine with me, if you want to help educate South Africa about
AIDS prevention, Mr. Jones et al. But please, don't lay an
insincere guilt trip on your gay brothers! Maybe we're too
exhausted fighting our own enormously painful battles against
Amerika's homophobic sanctions (not the least of which was
enacted by a Democratic president, Clinton, who signed DOMA,
the infamous "Defense of Marriage Act"). It's all well and good
for Bill to denounce the right wing's homophobia. But what
about his own, I ask? Maybe we already know that, any
homophobe we assist to recovery and a long life, will surely
continue to flagrantly bash us once he's back on his
feet...thus only makes our chances for peaceful coexistence
with heteros that much more tenuous.

Let 'em die, I say. And the nicest part of all this, is that
hetero AIDS will likely evolve into an airborn virus, that
God's angels may perform their cleansing tasks that much more
quickly. Let us not forget that most homophobes are also
child abusers, wife beaters, rapists, and war mongers. So
celebrate your "New Passover", and thank your deity (whoever
she or he may be), for finally liberating us long-suffering
and devoted gay men and women. Rejoice, for soon comes
"New Hannukah"!

There also remains this massive problem among African Amerikan
churches: that so many of them still preach hatred of gay
people. Well, I'm not asking you blacks to help "Whitey"; and
I don't blame you for not doing so. However, please admit that
you have your own brothers and sisters of color who are indeed
homosexual! For Christ's sake, stop harassing and villifying
them: extend, finally, open arms and an open heart. For they
are Family, too. Look at it this way: Does the black community
really want to become cursed for eternity, with the ugly stain
of gay hatred on their otherwise-noble history of struggles
and liberation? I think not. So get the lead out of your
collective black asses, and do the right thing.

You may read my own colorful tale about this New Passover
here:

The Mask of Horus
http://netjunk.com/users/gaybible/write/horus.htm

Written in 1997, it is a sci-fi tale inspired by a vision of
Horus, also described in the story.


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Gregory Gadow

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Uh, Passover doesn't start until spring.

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Marcus Winberg

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"Gregory Gadow" <tech...@serv.net> wrote in message
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> Uh, Passover doesn't start until spring.

I'm afraid Zeke lives in his own little world...


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ezek...@my-deja.com

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Errata:

In my essay, "The New Passover Has Begun", add "covens" to this
sentence:

"And it is stupid folk who are more likely to believe the homophobic
brainwash of their churches, synagogues, and mosques."

so that it appears like so:

"And it is stupid folk who are more likely to believe the homophobic

brainwash of their churches, synagogues, mosques, and covens."

Gregory Gadow

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ezek...@my-deja.com wrote:

> Errata:
>
> In my essay, "The New Passover Has Begun", add "covens" to this
> sentence:
>

> "And it is stupid folk who are more likely to believe the homophobic
> brainwash of their churches, synagogues, and mosques."
>

> so that it appears like so:
>

> "And it is stupid folk who are more likely to believe the homophobic

> brainwash of their churches, synagogues, mosques, and covens."

Ah, our resident equal opportunity bigot: hates Christians, Jews,
Muslems AND Witches.

Gregory Gadow

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Marcus Winberg wrote:

> "Gregory Gadow" <tech...@serv.net> wrote in message
> news:39D88A18...@serv.net...
> > Uh, Passover doesn't start until spring.
>
> I'm afraid Zeke lives in his own little world...

You are only *now* realizing this? Mr. Winberg, my esteem
for you has slipped.

Marcus Winberg

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"Gregory Gadow" <tech...@serv.net> wrote in message
news:39D8BF7A...@serv.net...

> Marcus Winberg wrote:
>
> > "Gregory Gadow" <tech...@serv.net> wrote in message
> > news:39D88A18...@serv.net...
> > > Uh, Passover doesn't start until spring.
> >
> > I'm afraid Zeke lives in his own little world...
>
> You are only *now* realizing this? Mr. Winberg, my esteem
> for you has slipped.

Oh, has it? I was concerned that you had missed the above fact, and wanted
to inform you. My bad.

Ezekiel J. Krahlin

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Oct 2, 2000, 10:57:18 PM10/2/00
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On Mon, 02 Oct 2000 10:01:08 -0700, Gregory Gadow <tech...@serv.net>
wrote:

>Ah, our resident equal opportunity bigot: hates Christians, Jews,
>Muslems AND Witches.

^^^^^^^^^

That's "Moslems". I don't hate any of them: I love them all. But I do
hate the rampant homophobia that still infects all these groups, and
most others. I don't appreciate your distortion of my obvious
statements in my essays. By twisting my meanings, you contribute to
additional and unnecessary bashing and deaths of gay people. By
muddying what I say, you pollute the healing process I am projecting:
like effluent dumped into a clear stream.

Ezekiel J. Krahlin

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Oct 2, 2000, 10:57:17 PM10/2/00
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On Mon, 2 Oct 2000 15:34:26 +0200, "Marcus Winberg"
<xhy...@tninet.se> wrote:

>I'm afraid Zeke lives in his own little world...

And just what are you afraid of?

Ezekiel J. Krahlin

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Oct 2, 2000, 10:57:16 PM10/2/00
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On Mon, 02 Oct 2000 06:14:00 -0700, Gregory Gadow <tech...@serv.net>
wrote:

>Uh, Passover doesn't start until spring.

Uh, this is a New Passover. Duh.

eboh...@omsdev.com

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"Over? Did someone say 'over'? Nothing is over until *we* say it's
over! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

"Germans?"

"Forget it, he's rolling."

Gregory Gadow

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Oct 3, 2000, 3:00:00 AM10/3/00
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"Ezekiel J. Krahlin" wrote:

> On Mon, 02 Oct 2000 10:01:08 -0700, Gregory Gadow <tech...@serv.net>
> wrote:
>
> >Ah, our resident equal opportunity bigot: hates Christians, Jews,
> >Muslems AND Witches.
> ^^^^^^^^^
>
> That's "Moslems".

Being an Arabic word written in a different writing script altogether,
both 'Moslem' and 'Muslim' (which is what I meant to write) are
acceptable Roman alphabet variants.

> I don't hate any of them: I love them all.

Clearly, in the same way Phelps-style fundamentalists "love" gay people.
Enough said.

>PLOINK<

Ezekiel J. Krahlin

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On Tue, 03 Oct 2000 06:28:49 -0700, Gregory Gadow <tech...@serv.net>
wrote:

>Being an Arabic word written in a different writing script altogether,


>both 'Moslem' and 'Muslim' (which is what I meant to write) are
>acceptable Roman alphabet variants.

Well, you did mispell the word. Trying to weasel out only makes you
look bad.

>Clearly, in the same way Phelps-style fundamentalists "love" gay people.
>Enough said.

My point exactly: you consistentaly distort my words. You are vile, to
put it politely. You are in my way, to put it succinctly.

John Wilkinson

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In alt.politics.homosexuality, <39dab9ba...@news.cis.dfn.de>,

ezek...@my-deja.com (Ezekiel J. Krahlin) wrote:

>On Tue, 03 Oct 2000 06:28:49 -0700, Gregory Gadow <tech...@serv.net>
>wrote:
>
>>Being an Arabic word written in a different writing script altogether,
>>both 'Moslem' and 'Muslim' (which is what I meant to write) are
>>acceptable Roman alphabet variants.
>
>Well, you did mispell the word. Trying to weasel out only makes you
>look bad.

Whereas harping on it makes you look silly.

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step...@webtv.net

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Please give me a break!!! This vision is nothing but a silly thought in
your head and they make medicines for a person that has a chemical
imbalance now!!! Why does everyone turn this into a single battle about
gays or the straights??? We are facing the end of times that the BIBLE
has talked about so often in REVELATIONS!!!! We as a world has turned
our back on GOD by taking prayer out of public places, because
non-believers are offended!!!! Look at our world today as compared to 25
years. ago. When a family had 2 parents and children. Today, families
are 1 parent and children and who knows where the other parent is
located!!! We have so much violence with our young children and no
respect for their elders!!! So you think the straight people are being
punished , get real , cause it's not race, sexual preference, or
anything else!!! We as a nation have to pay for what we have all done to
destroy every single good value that we ever had, by trying not to
offend those who didn't have the same values, because everyone has
the right of opinion!!!


Noinden

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Oct 6, 2000, 12:25:53 AM10/6/00
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In article <23285-39...@storefull-288.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,


By the Gods you are as big a prig and Bigot as Zeke the Freak! Pagan Usenet
has to put up with this unstable git too! And we have no end of times
approaching!

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