Re: NOMINATION: Dark Angel for Salinger HLS was Re: Loonel has a gerbil up his as$ right now
Kadaitcha Man
screeched:
> Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote:
>
>> "Nelson Muntz" <no...@this.time> wrote in message
>> news:emeo23tbv8vj05f4s...@4ax.com
>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote:
>>>
>>>> I know this wasn't addressed to me directly (although it would
>>>> involve me if you were to stick your neck out), but my experience
>>>> is that she who would play peacemaker usually ends up roadkill. I
>>>> know this first-hand.
>>>
>>> No shit? Where did you get that idea?
>>
>> <STALK>
>
>
> Awww common now girl... You didn't really expect a knight in shining
> armour did you? You st00pid kook.. I was baiting you the whole time.
> Fuckin' retard loony toon.
>
> BWAHAHAHAHA!
> Whooo HOOO!!
>
> <I POOPED MYSELF>
Do your "friends" in alt.home.repair and alt.security.alarms know this about
you, Graham?
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Kadaitcha Man
evil-eyed coward and coistrel. Ye oozed:
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>
>> <did a little Indian rain dance>
>> <did the Liverpool Dockers' Walk>
>> <then I walked like an Egyptian>
>> <punched the air and said "YESSSSS!">
>>
> <snip>
>>
>> That's why I did a few jigs around the bedroom before going back to
>> sleep last night. It's been an ever-present problem since Rhonda and
>> I met.
>
>
> That is fucking hilarious!
So is the impending failure of your business, Graham.
> Oh man...
>
> <wipes eyes>
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Jij kleine schaamhaarverzamelende pijphomo.
Kadaitcha Man
giglets. Ye ummed and arred:
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>
>> You are skating on very thin ice indeed.
>
> Blow me, fuckface.
Sure thing, big boy. Whip it out.
Kissy! Kissy!
<removes razor-sharp machete from sheath>
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Ik denk dat je kan doorgaan als een logge afgezebberde kleefkut.
Kadaitcha Man
are hollow, impiety has made a feast of thee. Ye reprobated:
> "Lionel" <use...@imagenoir.com> wrote in message
> news:f0jkff$s0r$4...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com
>> On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:31:55 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk"
>> <rhon...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> "Lionel" <use...@imagenoir.com> wrote in message
>>> news:f0jhlr$ln5$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com
>>>> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 00:51:35 +0100, "\"The Australian\""
>>>> <Hom...@way.closer.each.day> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Glynn Wren" <bushy-shor...@dripping-pink-stink.org> wrote
>>>>> in message news:0E2E6574...@alt.graphics.shabby.tahitis...
>>>>>
>>>>> Snippered and knackered>
>>>>>
>>>>>> DAH! DAH!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> In your insane, inexplicable rush to paint me badly, you have
>>>>>> just confirmed
>>>>>> yet more truth in what I have said about you and what you are
>>>>>> doing. First you admit to turning reality upside down by applying
>>>>>> "a negative focus" then
>>>>>> you minimise the oprobrium and culpability due to you by throwing
>>>>>> aside every single one of your outright distortions, topsy-turvy
>>>>>> facts, lies and crazy self-justifications and you put the blame
>>>>>> fairly and squarely on any thing or anyone other than yourself.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The case against you is proven, yet again; only this time, by
>>>>>> your very own
>>>>>> words, not just your very own actions.
>>>>>
>>>>> I have to say "Glynn", that was an impressively composed example
>>>>> of nonsensical gibberish, the best so far on the whole subject in
>>>>> total! So impressed was I, that I feel that the world would be
>>>>> enthralled with the antics of usenet posters and this particular
>>>>> silly soap opera of a failed online relationship and a demented
>>>>> twisted bitter Ozzie who viciously hounds a woman who seems to
>>>>> have genuinely cared for him?
>>>
>>> Especially when he starts socking up to do it.
>>>
>>>>> It is now my duty to bring it to the attention of a wider
>>>>> audience. I'm going to compile a list of posts by the individuals
>>>>> concerned - you must know the main ones - Rick, Lionel, the one
>>>>> they keep accusing of being someone called Bowtie etc and ask a
>>>>> newspaper or some such journal if they may want to run an article?
>>>>> And I think the Australian press would be a good place to start?
>>>>> I'll keep you informed of any progress.
>>>>
>>>> I'm quite sure that Rhodenta Bunny Boiler would be 100% in favour
>>>> of you doing that, given her firm belief in throwing her much
>>>> vaunted ethics straight out the window when it comes to anyone
>>>> she's pissed off with.
>>>
>>> Tell us all what would be unethical about it, Lionel.
>>>
>>> P.S. to Obsidian: All of Lionel's posts are XNA'd, but if you need
>>> them, let me know. With the message IDs, it will be easy enough to
>>> find them on the web forums that do not honor the XNA convention.
>>
>> Go for it, Bunny Boiler - I have all your shit archived too, & I'd be
>> willing to bet real money that my list of print & TV media contacts
>> are one fuck of a lot more extensive than those posessed by the two
>> of you put together.
>
> Go for it, Lionel. I'm certainly not a proponent of withholding
> evidence. I would welcome the opportunity, just as I would welcome the
> knock on the door resulting from Rick's threat to contact the
> Australian Federal Police. I have been most eagerly hoping that it
> would come to fruition sooner, rather than later, but apparently, it
> was just a threat.
Well, no. It was a troll, and you were told that, twice. Once indirectly,
whereupon you played your regular clueless as all fuck card, and once
directly. You ignored the troll label despite your drama queen mileage
having run out and you're still there trying to push your huge barrel of
shit up the hill.
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klapperkut.
Kadaitcha Man
knotty-pated, hunch-backed truant. Ye averred:
> "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:sgb35.j...@news.alt.net
>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhon...@gmail.com> Thou billowy-headed pedascule.
>> Thou plume-plucked base hungarian wight. Ye vomited:
>>
>>> ""The Australian"" <Hom...@way.closer.each.day> wrote in message
>>> news:f0jgq9$l7a$1...@aioe.org
>>>> "Glynn Wren" <bushy-shor...@dripping-pink-stink.org> wrote
>>>> in message news:0E2E6574...@alt.graphics.shabby.tahitis...
>>>>
>>>> Snippered and knackered>
>>>>
>>>>> DAH! DAH!
>>>>>
>>>>> In your insane, inexplicable rush to paint me badly, you have just
>>>>> confirmed
>>>>> yet more truth in what I have said about you and what you are
>>>>> doing. First you admit to turning reality upside down by applying
>>>>> "a negative focus" then
>>>>> you minimise the oprobrium and culpability due to you by throwing
>>>>> aside every single one of your outright distortions, topsy-turvy
>>>>> facts, lies and crazy self-justifications and you put the blame
>>>>> fairly and squarely on any thing or anyone other than yourself.
>>>>>
>>>>> The case against you is proven, yet again; only this time, by your
>>>>> very own
>>>>> words, not just your very own actions.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I have to say "Glynn", that was an impressively composed example of
>>>> nonsensical gibberish, the best so far on the whole subject in
>>>> total! So impressed was I, that I feel that the world would be
>>>> enthralled with the antics of usenet posters and this particular
>>>> silly soap opera of a failed online relationship and a demented
>>>> twisted bitter Ozzie who viciously hounds a woman who seems to have
>>>> genuinely cared for him?
>>>
>>> You have to wonder how he persists, when he has made a claim to
>>> believing I am suicidal.
>>
>> Perhaps because your public denials to being suicidal have been given
>> the weight you do not presently want them to have, you fuckheaded
>> netloon.
>
> I was very clear about how I felt. I'm not going to repeat it. But it
> didn't matter to you how I felt.
<cue violins>
> I was as you said I was, no matter what I had to say about it.
bluh bluh - your bunny-boiler brain is over-boiling.
> It's the same thing Nelson (Graham) was doing in those posts--telling
> me how I was and how I felt, regardless of what I had to say about
> how I was and how I felt.
<cue violins>
> Two peas in a pod, you are in that regard.
Oooooh. A sideways flame by lame comparison. How hurt I am. Perhaps even my
pussy will hurt.
>>> As near as I can tell
>>
>> No more need be said then, eh.
>
> Sure it does.
>
> Either you didn't believe I was suicidal--which you didn't from
> October until March, even though I was saying all the same things on
> March 23 that I'd said previously--in which case, you made a false
> police report, or you do believe I'm suicidal and you have no regard
> for my delicate mental state.
Ah, so you admit that you repeated your manipulations when they didn't have
the desired effect the first time around. Nothing new there at all.
> I don't see any other conclusion that the reasonable person might
> reach.
> <context restored>
Removed. Deal with it, bunny-boiler psycho-stalker.
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Wat ben jij een stomme slappe hansworst.
Kadaitcha Man
rome. Ye discoursed:
> "Lionel" <use...@imagenoir.com> wrote in message
> news:f0jna6$6um$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com
>>> As near as I can tell (and as many months of email indicates), he is
>>> well aware that I have no wish to die.
>>>
>>> The alternative is that he does believe it, and he is making every
>>> effort to bring my suicide to fruition.
>>
>> Or just that he's figured that you were lying about the whole thing
>> to manipulate him.
>
> If that's the case, then he did make a false police report, Lionel.
The claim that a false report was made is libel, or is it slander? I don't
care which, it's one of those, and it will stay that way until a judge or a
jury decides otherwise.
> You only get to have it one way.
No he doesn't. He can have it anyway he likes. You are neither the police,
the prosecutor, the judge nor the jury, so don't set yourself up as one,
psycho-stalker.
>>> I'm not sure which is worse, actually.
>>>
>>>> It is now my duty to bring it to the attention of a wider audience.
>>>> I'm going to compile a list of posts by the individuals concerned -
>>>> you must know the main ones - Rick, Lionel, the one they keep
>>>> accusing of being someone called Bowtie etc and ask a newspaper
>>>> or some such journal if they may want to run an article?
>>>> And I think the Australian press would be a good place to start?
>>>> I'll keep you informed of any progress.
>>>
>>> <snicker>
>>
>> Ah yes, there's those pristine ethics of yours again that you keep on
>> telling us all about, eh Bunny Boiler?
>
> What's the ethical violation, Lionel?
<gets down on knees>
<prays>
Oh, Lord... thank you! Truly! I almost married a seal missing a flipper.
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Ik vind jou een gekke psychisch gestoorde bloempot.
NYCKidd is a Raging Homo Undercover Brother is a Raging Homo
Rhonda almost married a gay Aussie named K-Woman. K-Man is K-Woman on
the DL.
Kadaitcha Man
Ye cawed:
> DaRkAnGeL wrote:
>> On 2007-04-23 18:26:41 -0500, Kali <ka...@powder.keg> said:
>>
>>> In <f0gfot$h19$1...@registered.motzarella.org>, DaRkAnGeL
>>> ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net said:
>>>> On 2007-04-22 15:04:26 -0500, "Rhonda Lea Kirk"
>>> <rhon...@gmail.com> said:
>>>>
>>>>> "DaRkAnGeL" <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> wrote in message
>>>>> news:f0gdp1$d7f$1...@registered.motzarella.org
>>>>>> On 2007-04-22 01:48:50 -0500, "Rhonda Lea Kirk"
>>>>>> <rhon...@gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>> "Lionel" <use...@imagenoir.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:f0ev74$fr6$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 22 Apr 2007 01:00:31 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk"
>>>>>>>> <rhon...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Lionel" <use...@imagenoir.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:f0epsd$29q$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com
>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 22:00:40 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>> <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-21 15:02:25 -0500, miguel <mjc...@gmail.com>
>>>>>>>>>>> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 20 Apr 2007 23:59:32 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>>>> <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-20 02:25:52 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou puisny tilter.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thou vagabond. Ye commented:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-20 01:06:21 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou flinty
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tartar. Thou faithless coward. Ye hummed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-19 21:35:23 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou pilchard.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As goodness is poison to your stomach. Ye discoursed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-19 06:41:48 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The NYC Kid <OGn...@east53.eat.a.9.fool> Thou
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> floor-licking foolish extravagant spirit. Thou
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> witless holiday fool. Ye retched:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou sot. We need
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no grave to bury honesty, there's not a grain of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it the face to sweeten of the whole dungy earth.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ye chafed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 17 Apr 2007 13:14:06 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ch...@FOAD.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-17 03:17:52 -0500, Lionel
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <use...@imagenoir.com> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> True, but I think the odds are against it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't say "attractive, intelligent AND
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> well-endowed" love. I've known of many a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stupid man with an impressive member.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heh. Reminds me of a funny article I read many
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> years ago in some adult magazine by a woman who
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'surveyed' a bunch of well-endowed men. IIRC,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> her
>>> conclusion was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that that gift had been wasted on most of them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <waves hello>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <my mate waves in return>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <grin>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have a woman named Rhonda Lea Kirk
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stalking her ex right here in AUK, &
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> exhibiting classic
>>> lack of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> insight & projection. She seems likely to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blow a fuse any day now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's a pity. :^(
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps she's not settled herself to the loss?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I've seen love do particularly terrible things
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to good people. Hopefully, this phase will not
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> last. :^( And I do hope that you and your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mates are being kind to her. Dare I hope?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, we tried hard to ignore the whole thing,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but unfortunately, she was determined to turn
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the whole thing into a huge soap opera to get
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back at her ex. :^|
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There are any number of (presumably
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> schizophrenic) science kooks crossposting
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> into AUK, but with whom I'm not terribly
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> familiar, as that style of kookyness doesn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interest me greatly.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Many of the sciences are of no interest to me,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> either. I prefer the human sciences. :^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm interested in both, but I have to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> prioritise my interests pretty heavily,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unfortunately.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> People have always fascinated me, even as a
>>> tot. Why
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> they do what they do. While one person loses
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their job, their spouse, suffers an illness,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> etc, and decides to punish the world or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> innocent strangers for it; and another how
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> experiences the same disheartening issues
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> merely takes it in stride and moves on. In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> essence, it's why I became what I became. :^/
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nods> I've always been interested in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> psychology for similar reasons, & learned a lot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more when I was living for several years with a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> partner who was working on a degree in psych
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for most of the
>>> time we
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> were together. After helping her interpret her
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> textbooks & with her assignments, I was very
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> suprised at how much knowledge I'd picked up on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the formal subject over the years. If I wanted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to pick up the basic degree, it wouldn't be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that much of a struggle, at least
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> intellectually. In the last year of her degree,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> she was being offered a post in forensic psych,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> which is an area I'd also find very
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interesting. [...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But you have a good sense of humour, so as
>>> long as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you keep your mask on, & your knickers up, you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> should be reasonably safe in both AHM & AUK.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My mask? I'm not sure what you mean .... is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this something that my mate should have warned
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me about? :^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your posting ID & email address.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which, BTW, you need to fix, because foad.net
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is a real domain, & unless you have an account
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there, or permission from the owners, you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shouldn't be
>>> using it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in your posts. If you change it to (for example)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'chaos@_FOAD.net' then it'll be legal.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alternatively, you could open a free email
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> account & use that, or ask some nice person who
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> owns a bunch of domains (such as myself!) to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> give you a real email address at one of their
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> domains, & use that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think he may have left a few things out in my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> short education about usenet. :^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, he seems to have covered the basics,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> because your mask seems to firmly glued on, &
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your knickers are covering everything you'd
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> probably want them to.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I plan to change that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hellz yeah. Strip that bitch. Lets look at that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bootie.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Metaphorically speaking, that is the objective,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but the bootie I'm interested in is not the same
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bootie you're interested in. Nevertheless we (you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I, and disinterested passers-by) may get to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> see both.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps Lionel, the dear Rev might be able to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> accomplish that - but you, love? Hardly.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Even Porchy is far better qualified than you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The allusion escaped you, didn't it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Did the reality escape you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm assuming that you're addressing both types of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "bootie" my arse - the figurative and literal?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No. The bootie he wants is your arse. The bootie I'm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> after is your psyche. Yes, I assumed that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If that's the case, I addressed both instances.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If not, then noob as I am, the statement went over my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> head.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, I saw your hair fly up as it passed over.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You couldn't have ... I'm bald. Shiny as an egg. love.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cancer.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm bald. Shiny as an egg, love. Razor blade.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Joking aside, I hope the prognosis is good and that you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> have lots of support. I'm genuinely sorry to hear you're
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unwell.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now I feel absolutely terrible, knowing that I've crossed
>>>>>>>>>>>>> a horrible line and hurt those that are dear ... I was
>>> making up
>>>>>>>>>>>>> bullshit and I didn't stop to think about others and how
>>>>>>>>>>>>> they've been affected by cancer (though I did have a
>>>>>>>>>>>>> benign tumour that was successfully excised about four
>>>>>>>>>>>>> years ago - but even still, that's no excuse).
>>>>>>>>>>>>> The fact that you and Lionel in the face of my horrible
>>>>>>>>>>>>> joke, are being so kind is even worse ... I really didn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>> mean to make so light of something so horrid. And
>>>>>>>>>>>>> especially, in light of my horrible joke, I don't deserve
>>>>>>>>>>>>> your kind wishes or words. I really hope you can accept
>>>>>>>>>>>>> my apologies ... and if not, I completely understand. But
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am deeply and truly sorry. :^(
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> For a truly excellent troll, I nominate Dark Angel for a
>>>>>>>>>>>> Salinger. Seconds?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I don't know if I'm allowed to, but I most respectfully
>>>>>>>>>>> decline the nomination. It was a horrible joke (even though
>>>>>>>>>>> a half-truth) ... and I, even if
>>>>>>>>>>> this nomination were genuine, couldn't accept it in all
>>>>>>>>>>> fairness.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Cranston is totally incapable of telling the difference
>>> between a
>>>>>>>>>> mistake & a deliberate attempt to deceive, which is one of
>>>>>>>>>> the many characteristics that make him a net-kook, & thus
>>>>>>>>>> disqualified from nominating anybody for anything.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> <choking>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Got Cranston's cock stuck in your throat, Honey?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm in New Jersey. He's in Washington State. If his cock is that
>>>>>>> long, perhaps you should think twice about harassing him.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I daresay, if his cock is that long, I wonder why the bloody
>>>>>> hell he's spending so much time on usenet!
>>>>>> I couldn't help it ... your visual was far too tempting. :^)
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm staying away so as not to taint you, my dear,
>>>>
>>>> Please don't stay away ... I do love talking to you.
>>>> I really only wish that all three of you could find a way to purge
>>>> this disagreement and go back to being mates. You're all so dear
>>>> to me ...
>>>
>>> Really?
>>>
>>>> I'd just love to see you all happy.
>>>> But most of all, I heartily wish your love story had a famously
>>>> happy ending. I can truly hear the remembrance of love past in
>>>> yours and his posts ... I can see that there was a fierce,
>>>> passionate love there :^( I don't mean to dredge up horrid
>>>> memories - or to get in the way of your sorting things out ... it
>>>> just seems so ... sad. You all are such dear people.
>>>>
>>>>> but I do find your
>>>>> posts most enjoyable. :)
>>>>
>>>> As I most certainly do yours, love. :^)
>>>
>>> Feel the love. lol
>>>
>>> Kali
>>
>>
>> Kali (and *only* Kali),
>> Aren't you mates with all three? How are you dealing with this?
>> Watching people you care about hurting each other?
>>
>> I'm sure you'll answer with a pragmatic "it is what it is" .... but I
>> just can't understand how to adopt that stance in this situation ...
>>
>> Between you and I (though I know it's not really so) ... I can hear
>> how deeply they cared for each other. Isn't that exactly how it was?
>> Wasn't there, in your view, *real* love and passion there?
>>
>> Call me naive, but at the end of the day, it should *mean* something.
>> Perhaps, and again, I'm sure I'm being naive, but if they could get
>> past this issue (obviously, with me not knowing everything about the
>> issue that started all of this), perhaps they could forgive each
>> other??? There was one post I read a few days past and the concise
>> version of
>> it went like this:
>>
>> Rhonda: Fuck you, I loved YOU!!
>> Kadaitcha: Fuck you, I loved YOU!!
>>
>> I have to admit, it's like the classic Romeo and Juliet ... instead
>> of killing themselves for each other, they're killing themselves
>> *over* each other. And trying to take the other out with them.
>>
>> And stupid as I may very well be, I'm still hoping for a happy
>> ending. I'm hoping for one of them to break the other's boundaries
>> and have the other realise what they're giving up.
>>
>> Also, and again, I may be stupid, but neither of them seem to be the
>> sort that would keep on if they truly were that disgusted with each
>> other (granted, I don't know them as you do) ... they seem more the
>> type that would say "Bugger it!" and throw their hands in the air,
>> refusing to type anymore ... but they seem to keep finding the
>> wherewithal to continue posting to each other - even if it's only in
>> anger. Somewhere, there *is* something deeper than mere anger and
>> more compelling than hate ...
>>
>> Or am I the only one who thinks so?? Am I the only one who really
>> thinks that if you lock these two in a room together, they may come
>> out lovers again??
>
> IF you do lock them in a room, please let me know. I wanna blow that
> fucking room to hell and back.
>
> This soap opera is shite. A bunch of a panzy ass goatblowers bearing
> their souls in Usenet like this is some kind of fucking psychologist's
> office. This is Usenet, not some emotional fucking hotline.
>
> The entire mess is a candidate for "Biggest Bullshit Tear-Jerker of
> the Year" award with Best Whiny Cunt going to Rhonda and Best
> Supporting Asshat going to KM. Lionel gets honourable mention for
> Best Director -- since everybody knows he brilliantly steered these
> two asshats into this fucking trainwreck.
>
> Fuckheads, the whole lot.
LMAO - it's a fucking pisser, innit, hey?
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Jij kutloze banale klompenkut.
Kadaitcha Man
was to cast thee in our way. Ye rasped:
> Yes, exactly. I couldn't be bothered going through yet another
> spin-cycle on this one with the bitch, & I'm pretty everyone sane's
> figured out the dumb cunt's MO by now, so no need for me to belabor
> the point.
>
>>>>> I'm not sure which is worse, actually.
>>>>>
>>>>>> It is now my duty to bring it to the attention of a wider
>>>>>> audience. I'm going to compile a list of posts by the
>>>>>> individuals concerned - you must know the main ones - Rick,
>>>>>> Lionel, the one they keep accusing of being someone called
>>>>>> Bowtie etc and ask a newspaper
>>>>>> or some such journal if they may want to run an article?
>>>>>> And I think the Australian press would be a good place to start?
>>>>>> I'll keep you informed of any progress.
>>>>>
>>>>> <snicker>
>>>>
>>>> Ah yes, there's those pristine ethics of yours again that you keep
>>>> on telling us all about, eh Bunny Boiler?
>>>
>>> What's the ethical violation, Lionel?
>>
>> <gets down on knees>
>> <prays>
>> Oh, Lord... thank you! Truly! I almost married a seal missing a
>> flipper.
>
> <grin>
> That's almost exactly what I said when I walked out of court with my
> freshly signed, two-year Intervention Order on /my/ bunny boiler.
> Considering how close I came to marrying mine made me feel a whole lot
> better about the amount of suffering the bitch put me though.
Deep relief and closure are very powerful emotions, imo. However as good an
adrenaline rush as it was to wake up to what was going on, I vow that I will
never allow a repeat of another person's insanity to touch me in this way
again.
--
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Ik denk dat je kan doorgaan als een afgaanse gepijpte ruggekruiper.
Kadaitcha Man
like the harpy, which, to betray, dost with thine angels face, seize
with thine eagle's talons. Ye chinned:
> Yes, it's called the need to defend one's self against false
> accusations.
Bunny-boiler attachment point identified.
URGENT - FROTH ALERT
NATIONAL BUNNY-BOILER WATCH SERVICE
730 AM MDT TUE APR 24 2007
..HEAVY FROTH DEVELOPING IN REPLY TO THE ABOVE QUOTED TEXT...
A STRONG STORM OF RAGE AND INDIGNATION WILL BRING PLENTIFUL ACCUSATIONS AND
SELF-DECEPTIONS DRIVING ACROSS ALT.USENET.KOOKS.
LOCATIONS IN THE WARNING INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO ALT.DESIGN.GRAPHICS,
ALT.HACKERS.MALICIOUS, ALT.2600, ALT.ALIEN.VAMPIRE.FLONK.FLONK.FLONK, AND
ALT.USENET.KOOKS.
THE FROTHER IS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING LARGE DAMAGING LIES UP TO LONDON BUS
SIZE...AND DAMAGING ACCUSATIONS IN EXCESS OF 60 WORDS PER MINUTE. PREPARE
FOR SEVERE BOUTS OF CLUELESSNESS INTERSPERSED WITH EXASPERATION AS WELL AS
PERIODS OF OBSESSION. MELODRAMATIC REFERENCES TO PUBLIC BREAST GRABBING AND
OTHER LIFE-THREATENING SITUATIONS ARE A FEATURE OF THIS FROTHER. DO NOT
UNDERESTIMATE THE HISTRIONICS - BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR DRAMATIC
MISREPRESENTATIONS, ERRATIC BEHAVIOUR AND INSINCERE OR EXAGGERATED
EXPRESSIONS OF SUFFERING.
THIS IS A DANGEROUS K00K. IF YOU ARE IN ITS PATH...PREPARE IMMEDIATELY FOR
DAMAGING BLASTS...SELF-DESTRUCTIVE DELUSIONS...AND DEADLY CLOUDS OF VAPOURS.
POSTERS IN THE VICINITY OF THE WARNED AREA SHOULD MOVE TO A NUCLEAR FROTH
SHELTER...PREFERABLY IN DEEP SPACE.
IF YOU ARE IN THE VICINITY OF THE WARNED AREA DO NOT POST ANYTHING INTO THE
THREADS THAT THE K00K IS POSTING INTO UNLESS YOU ARE HEAPING SCORN AND
DERISION UPON THE K00K'S INTENDED TARGET OR ARE OFFERING MORAL SUPPORT TO
THE K00K. FAILURE TO HEED THIS WARNING WILL CAUSE THE WRATH OF THE K00K TO
BE DIRECTED AT YOU AND YOU WILL BE ATTACKED WITH PERSISTENT, MEANINGLESS
COMPLAINING AND WHINING.
THE FROTHER MAKES HEAVY USE OF PKB ACCUSATIONS. IF YOU ACCUSE THE K00K OF
BEING INSANE IT WILL ACCUSE YOU OF BEING INSANE WITHIN ONE HOUR THEN IT WILL
ASSERT THAT YOU PKB'D IT. IF YOU ACCUSE THE K00K OF BEING A PSYCHO-STALKER
IT WILL ACCUSE YOU OF BEING A PSYCHO-STALKER WITHIN ONE HOUR THEN IT WILL
ASSERT THAT YOU PKB'D IT. IF YOU ACCUSE THE K00K OF SLINGING ITS KNICKERS
AROUND IT WILL CLAIM IT IS SLINGING YOUR KNICKERS AROUND WITHIN ONE HOUR
THEN IT WILL ASSERT THAT YOU PKB'D IT. IF YOU TELL THE K00K IT DOES NOT
MATTER HOW MUCH THE KOOK TWISTS AND TURNS IT WILL TELL YOU IT DOES NOT
MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TWIST AND TURN WITHIN ONE HOUR THEN IT WILL ASSERT THAT
YOU PKB'D IT. IF YOU TELL THE K00K THAT IT CANNOT JUSTIFY ITS BEHAVIOUR IT
WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU CANNOT JUSTIFY YOUR BEHAVIOUR WITHIN ONE HOUR THEN IT
WILL ASSERT THAT YOU PKB'D IT.
IF YOU USE PLURAL PRONOUNS TO REFER TO OTHER PEOPLE THE K00K WILL DEMAND
THAT YOU CREATE A LITS FOR ITS IMMEDIATE CONSUMPTION. IF YOU TELL THE K00K
IT IS LYING IT WILL ASSERT THAT EVERYTHING IT HAS LIED ABOUT IS TRUE AND
WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS NOT TRUE.
***CAUTION*** THIS K00K IS KNOWN TO REVISE HISTORY BY APPLYING A NEGATIVE
CONTEXT TO THE HISTORY. MAJOR HISTORICAL REVISIONS ARE FOLLOWED BY A RAPID
AND HIGHLY BIZARRE MANOEUVRE THAT DRAGS THE HORRIBLY DISTORTED HISTORY OVER
THE INTERVENING TIMESPAN AND INTO TO THE PRESENT. THIS MEANS THAT IF YOU
WERE PISSED OFF AT THE CAT FOR SHITTING IN THE CORNER TWELVE MONTHS AGO THEN
YOU WERE PISSED OFF AT THE CAT IN ALL THE INTERVENING TIME AND ARE STILL
PISSED OFF AT THE CAT IN THE PRESENT. NO AMOUNT OF LOGIC WILL CONVINCE THE
K00K THAT ITS BRAIN IS FUCKED OR THAT IT HAS REVISED HISTORY TO SUIT ITSELF.
ADDITIONAL CAUTION: THE K00K IS EXPECTED TO MAKE MANY REFERENCES TO MICHAEL
CRANSTON ATTORNEY. MICHAEL CRANSTON ATTORNEY IS THE K00K'S FORMER KNIGHT IN
SHINING TINFOIL HOWEVER THE K00K HAS BEEN ABANDONED BY CRANSTON AND NOW
TAKES SUCCOUR FROM ANY AND ALL NETK00KS FURTHER STRENGTHENING ITS POSTION AS
AN UNWANTED INTERLOPER, SOCIAL OUTCAST AND PARIAH.
SLOP AND SLOSH WILL STRENGTHEN AND CONTINUE THROUGH TONIGHT. THIS WILL BRING
HEAVY ACRIMONY TO CERTAIN ALT.USENET.KOOKS PATRONS. MOUNTAINS CAN BE
EXPECTED TO UPROOT THEMSELVES AND FLEE. THE VEHEMENT HYSTERICS SHOULD BEGIN
TO DIMINISH LATE TONIGHT AS THE FROTHER MOVES INTO LOW GEAR FOLLOWED BY AN
ANNOUNCEMENT OF "I STILL LOVE HIM!".
FROTHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATES ADDITIONAL RAGESTORMS MOVING INTO
THE WARNED AREA IN COMING DAYS. FOAM RATES OF AROUND EIGHT INCHES PER HOUR
ARE POSSIBLE WITH SOME OF THE STRONGER OUTBURSTS. THE INDICATED FLOOD STAGE
IN ALT.USENET.KOOKS IS 9.0 FEET. CURRENT STAGE HEIGHT IN ALT.USENET.KOOKS
CONTINUES TO HOVER AROUND 4 FEET 7 INCHES.
DO NOT SUBSCRIBE TO NEWSGROUPS WHERE THE FROTH COVERS THE VIDEO DISPLAY. THE
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Ik vind jou een op een wormvormig aanhangsel lijkende verrotte putlul.
BigNetBuy
*claps*
Well done, sir. Well done.
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NYCKidd is a Raging Homo Undercover Brother is a Raging Homo
Still c0cksucking Loonel and K-woman, eh ya Raginghomo faggit
Kadaitcha Man
mannish coward. Ye gnashed:
> "DaRkAnGeL" <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> wrote in message
> news:f0k101$glh$1...@registered.motzarella.org
<snipped>
<to any reader>
If you are interested in psychology, this is truly awesome stuff. Watch very
carefully. There is no snippage from this point on to then end of the
bunny-boiler's mind-magick trick being exposed here:
> And from my point of view, in the absence of the pressure, we'd be
> fine, I'd be working and we'd be planning my move to Australia.
[^] Take note of the explicit notion of pressure.
>> So, as stupid as it sounds, it seems as though (and again, I don't
>> have all the facts - I have everyone's perception of the facts,
>> motivations, and desires - which is all any of you have as well) if
>> you two could just bloody well forgive each other, you might have a
>> shot at
>> reclaiming that love!! At the very least, you could stop giving each
>> other black eyes on a daily basis.
>
> Well, DA, when I was 15, my father beat my face into a hardwood floor,
> because I told my sister to stay out of my belongings--a typical
> sibling situation met with violence.
>
> I stood up to him. I talked to the social worker at my school, and I
> was removed from my home to foster care. Although the beating was
> only the tip of the iceberg, it was sufficient to get me out of the
> situation.
[^] Step 1. Go back in time to a horrible event. Evoke highly emotive
images from said event.
> Since then, I have never hesitated to stand up to anyone who attempts
> to control me by force.
[^] Step 2. Surreptitiously discard the previous notion of "pressure"
and introduce the emotively harsher notion of "control by
force."
> I'll do almost anything for love, if I'm asked, but I won't be
> subjected to force.
[^] Step 3. Conflate the ideas at 1. & 2. and drag the now
transmogrified idea across the intervening time spam and
apply it to the here and now.
[^] There are two sleights of hand in the entire mind-magick operation. Step
3 is where the *first* Svengali manoeuvre is actually hidden; the mind image
at 1 is from the distant past and not related to the present in any way, yet
the past is now neatly wrapped up in a reference to the present at 2 (qv
"Since then"), and 2 is the notion that carries the now greatly amplified
punch that is inherent in the change of the idea of "pressure" into "control
by force."
> In the case of Rick and me, on top of all the other force,
[^] Step 4: Thus both the real history and the very presence in the here and
now of the current event are altered by the history of the other unrelated
event. What remains is an implicit damning accusation that is dropped at the
feet of the unsuspecting reader that is reinforced with the now altered idea
of "additional force", (qv "on top of all the other force", note that "all
the other force" is completely undefined; it is nebulous and inherently all
encompassing.)
> there was this at the very end:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.psychology.psychotherapy/msg/c3777625043aab93
[^] Step 5: This is the *second* Svengali manoeuvre. While the reader's head
is busy dealing and coping with the horrible scenery in the mind image of
emotional and physical abuse, the reader's attention is immediately taken
from the bombshell that was just dropped and it is focused firmly on yet
another event.
The switch is very quick and the presumably horrified reader has likely not
seen the *first* switch at all. Thus while still reeling from taking in the
devastation of the first mind image, and not having time to inspect the
whole process for soundness, the implicit damning accusation is left to set
like jello in the unsuspecting reader's mind. In short, a "fact" has been
created from two independent ideas and the unwitting mind is left to assume
a fact.
<bows to audience>
Now for the encore... major snippage below; the context is not relevant.
What is relevent is the impact of the statements and their implicit intent
in light of the mind-magick trick exposed above:
> You have this almost exactly the opposite of what it was
> The perception you have never happened, just FYI.
[^] Step 6: Question the reader's perceptions just in case the tricks from
Step 1 to Step 5 are being quietly churned over and analysed in the back of
the horrified reader's mind.
<bow>
"The emperor has no clothes."
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Wat ben jij een opgeschoten gepatenteerde billiefretter.
Kali
nntp...@gmail.com said:
: Kali <ka...@powder.keg> Thou caterpillar of the commonwealth. Thou art
<APPLAUSE!>
lmao@thewholethang
Kali
--
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research, would it?"
- Albert Einstein
Kadaitcha Man
an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood. Ye gabbled:
:)
> Kali
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Nu vind ik je een holhoofdige afgesabbelde tietenbek.
Kadaitcha Man
Thou friendless, stinking marble-hearted fiend. Ye squalled:
> On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:35:45 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> miguel <mjc...@gmail.com> Thou uncivil kern. Thou flinty tartar. Ye
>> squawked:
>>
>>> Psick Pfreak Psycho Pstalker:
>>>> miguel:
>>>
>>>>> Here, how about if I ask for you? Rhonda, if Rick has any email
>>>>> from you dated March 23 that he believes is the equivalent of a
>>>>> suicidal gesture, may he have permission to post it?
>>>
>>>>> Now, if she says yes, how can that violate any rule against the
>>>>> unauthorized posting of email to usenet?
>>>
>>>>> She would be authorizing it.
>>>
>>>>> Your principles <cough> would not be at risk of being sodomized
>>>>> and you could make the case for the existence of a suicidal
>>>>> gesture.
>>>
>>>> Since principle is a truly alien concept to you, crasston, it is
>>>> not unsurprising that you believe the principle of my refusing to
>>>> stoop to her level remains intact by the mere granting of her
>>>> permission for me to stoop to her level. Sucks to be you, hey.
>>>
>>> So, it's less of a violation of your principles to lie about her and
>>> call her outrageous names than it is to ask her permission to
>>> publish proof of your claim? Some moral code you have there.
>>
>> Since when have I been answerable to you over my principles,
>> fuckchop?
>
> And let's not forget that if you were to post any of this stuff
> yourself after being given permission to so, Rodenta would undoubtedly
> "apply a negative influence" to it later on & claim that you posted
> personal email without permission.
LMAO - that, to be honest, is perfectly plausible. Plausible to the extent
that it is believable.
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Jij bent nu echt een kleffe groepsmatige nooduitgang.
Kadaitcha Man
nit. Ye snarled:
> Nice work.
Thank you, honestly. Truly. Accepted in friendship.
[PHILOSOPHY MODE]
But, the question is, is it or is it not an accurate autopsy? Following from
that, the question is, is the one dissection above representative of
everything else that has been witnessed and recorded for posterity by
google?
Take a closer look... the following two statements made by the bunny-boiler
are unequivocably true, but only insofar as they stand alone and are not
connected to what she wanted them connected to:
"There was a discussion that had taken place innumerable times before over a
five month span."
"But I've explained many times that it was the continuation of a
conversation that had been going on for five months, and the only thing that
changed was his reaction to it."
What I drew out in the dissection is what was actually happening across the
entire span of all those five months, and those emails that the bunny boiler
and crasston want me to post prove exactly that, provided the dissection is
an accurate description of the process used to emotionally abuse me.
Towards the end of that time I came soul-crushingly close to losing the
tenuous grip I had on the basic belief in myself as being an ok bloke; it
was being eroded away over those five months, and how it was done is plain
to see. Fortunately cognitive dissonance kicked me fair in the psyche,
lifted me up out of the melee by the scruff of my neck and threw me
forcefully to one side; it was quite an emotionally shocking event when it
took place.
From that, you should be able to see why it went on for five months, and
now appears the beauteous wonder of irony that is to beheld in the
bunny-boiler's true assertion that "the only thing that changed was his
reaction to it."
[/PHILOSOPHY MODE]
> Given the way Rodenta keeps on spinning in circles &
> spewing the same rubbish, the traditional solution is to put together
> a FAQ. I think the Bunny Boiler is just about due for one.
Probably not a good idea at all. That particular bunny boiler is still
exceedingly dangerous and my confidence in any basic principle that involves
trusting it to act rationally (points to its ideas involving the sending of
my posts to my employer, its recent idea of "blogging it", its actions in
posting emails, and its vast swathe of insane justifications) is exceedingly
thin on the ground.
--
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Jij bent een scheefgerukte kleine flauwerd.
Kadaitcha Man
lice-infested fish louse. Ye articulated:
> First of all, I never said that he used the police to harass me. I did
> say he filed a false police report--and based on the evidence of five
> months written evidence--that's true.
Not necessarily so.
If the underlying idea in the post linked to below has an accurate basis
that exposes the psychology of what is actually in those emails:
news:sjijh.6...@news.alt.net
Then your "five months of written evidence" are your ticket to a jail spell
for online stalking.
Talk it over with your attorney.
--
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Ik vind jou een afgepelde pottenlikkende kontenkruiper.
Kadaitcha Man
Thou fancy-monger. Ye grunted:
> First of all, I never said that he used the police to harass me. I did
> say he filed a false police report--and based on the evidence of five
> months written evidence--that's true.
PS: Make that a ticket to a jail spell for online stalking and harassment.
HTH
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Kadaitcha Man
seven-chinned wasp-stung and impatient fool. Ye imputed:
> Ditto. Apert from being very small potatoes as this kind of thing
> goes, it's all about context anyway. Girlfriends of mine have done far
> more outrageous things 'to' me in public places, & vice versa, without
> any disrespect or other other kind of evil intent being involved.
> Forget lame shit like tit-grabbing, I could tell true stories that'd
> curl your hair. ;^)
news:f0k170$2dp$3...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com
Take the idea expressed near the very end of that post then suppose and
imagine for just a moment... The notion that A is required and demanded to
fully respect the personal dignity of B at all times takes on an air of
unreasonableness when B goes out to dinner at very busy, classy restaurants
in short dresses and no underwear whatsoever.
Just a suppostion, a mind-image, and absolutely no basis in fact whatsoever.
*cough*
--
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Kadaitcha Man
disputed:
> On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:48:34 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou prating tardy sluggard. Thou
>> seven-chinned wasp-stung and impatient fool. Ye imputed:
>>
>>> Ditto. Apert from being very small potatoes as this kind of thing
>>> goes, it's all about context anyway. Girlfriends of mine have done
>>> far more outrageous things 'to' me in public places, & vice versa,
>>> without any disrespect or other other kind of evil intent being
>>> involved. Forget lame shit like tit-grabbing, I could tell true
>>> stories that'd curl your hair. ;^)
>>
>> news:f0k170$2dp$3...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com
>>
>> Take the idea expressed near the very end of that post then suppose
>> and imagine for just a moment... The notion that A is required and
>> demanded to fully respect the personal dignity of B at all times
>> takes on an air of unreasonableness when B goes out to dinner at
>> very busy, classy restaurants in short dresses and no underwear
>> whatsoever.
>>
>> Just a suppostion, a mind-image, and absolutely no basis in fact
>> whatsoever.
>
> Yes, exactly.
>
>> *cough*
>
> Ask me some time about the cutie I once knew who managed to shock
> everyone at a party we attended.
I'm asking about the cutie you once knew who managed to shock everyone at a
party you attended.
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Rhonda Lea Kirk
> spewing the same rubbish, the traditional solution is to put together
> a FAQ. I think the Bunny Boiler is just about due for one.
The matching FAQ will be ready to go. :)
--
Rhonda Lea Kirk
Some are tempted to think of life in cyberspace as insignificant,
as escape or meaningless diversion. It is not. Our experiences there
are serious play. We belittle them at our risk. Sherry Turkle
miguel
>Rhonda Lea Kirk:
>> First of all, I never said that he used the police to harass me. I did
>> say he filed a false police report--and based on the evidence of five
>> months written evidence--that's true.
>Not necessarily so.
>If the underlying idea in the post linked to below has an accurate basis
>that exposes the psychology of what is actually in those emails:
>news:sjijh.6...@news.alt.net
>Then your "five months of written evidence" are your ticket to a jail spell
>for online stalking.
>Talk it over with your attorney.
Ridiculous threats of jail time. That's gotta be kooksign.
miguel
<nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou prating tardy sluggard. Thou
>seven-chinned wasp-stung and impatient fool. Ye imputed:
>
>> Ditto. Apert from being very small potatoes as this kind of thing
>> goes, it's all about context anyway. Girlfriends of mine have done far
>> more outrageous things 'to' me in public places, & vice versa, without
>> any disrespect or other other kind of evil intent being involved.
>> Forget lame shit like tit-grabbing, I could tell true stories that'd
>> curl your hair. ;^)
>
>news:f0k170$2dp$3...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com
>
>Take the idea expressed near the very end of that post then suppose and
>imagine for just a moment... The notion that A is required and demanded to
>fully respect the personal dignity of B at all times takes on an air of
>unreasonableness when B goes out to dinner at very busy, classy restaurants
>in short dresses and no underwear whatsoever.
>
>Just a suppostion, a mind-image, and absolutely no basis in fact whatsoever.
>
>*cough*
Were any principles violated in the making of this post?
Craig Stone
> Were any principles violated in the making of this post?
It depends. What principles do you have?
hoofprints
Looks like another Fatal Attraction bad scene.
Oh yeah Rhonda, you had it so rough during your lifetime...
You whiner.
Try having a daddy that is in the Nixon Administration during the
Watergate years!!
And then try to cope with *every single* one of your democratic asses
for friends knocking Nixon every time the conversations turned to
politics!!!
You have no idea, WHINER!!!!!!!!!!!
You have nothing to WHINE about, so STFU!!!!!
>
> --
> Rhonda Lea Kirk
>
> Some are tempted to think of life in cyberspace as insignificant,
> as escape or meaningless diversion. It is not. Our experiences there
> are serious play. We belittle them at our risk. Sherry Turkle
--
Hoof
[....]
message ID <etbvu5$dv$8...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>The REVOLTING;
REPULSIVE; REPUGNANT _* Kimberly Barnard*_ aka *Kymberly Barnard* aka
*Kali* 'responded to Jade' who was trolled into SPP by the Moderator of
SPPM _ kali_:
: Does that gibbering k00k Lynn "goofprints" Lyons still post there?
Let me consult my crystal ball for activities of the
Galactically Kill Filed net.deceased:
Yes, and now she is ranting against homosexuality.
: Jade
:
Kali
[/]
"If It Hurts, Don't Do It"!
*Hetero* PRIDE !! Caught in the 'crosshairs' between Gay Pride Issues
and Hetero-Pride issues far too long.
{ Disclaimer: Non Existent words contained within this poast
were created in response to the Paperwork Reduction Act.}
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take it to the Environmentalists Complaint Dept.}
A Free Thinker. © 2003
Art Deco
Note: no response to the expose of the word weaseling. Tholen does
exactly the same kind of tricks, although with far fewer words.
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
Rhonda Lea Kirk
news:0equ23l5gov27qsh1...@4ax.com
I've already said I don't wear panties.
He forgot to mention that the dresses were mid-thigh length.
He also forgot to mention how much it turned him on.
hoofprints
Rhonda Lea Kirk
news:250420070903555717%er...@caballista.org
It's coming. Keep your pants on, Deco. I'm trying to clear out the
one-liners first.
> Tholen does
> exactly the same kind of tricks, although with far fewer words.
I wouldn't miss the opportunity to respond to the original post.
Art Deco
And you just have to make sure the entire world knows all of this stuff.
miguel
wrote:
>I didn't see any names mentioned - do you?
Was there any uncertainty about Psick Pfreak Psycho Pstalker's target?
Aratzio
<equspho...@hotmail.com> transparently proposed:
>You have nothing to WHINE about, so STFU!!!!!
Really, listen to Goofy. Unless you are going to *WHINE* like her you
have no reason to post.
--
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
miguel
>"miguel" wrote
>> Psick Pfreak Psycho Pstalker:
>>> Fagboi in a Leather Corset:
>>>> Ditto. Apert from being very small potatoes as this kind of thing
>>>> goes, it's all about context anyway. Girlfriends of mine have done
>>>> far more outrageous things 'to' me in public places, & vice versa,
>>>> without any disrespect or other other kind of evil intent being
>>>> involved. Forget lame shit like tit-grabbing, I could tell true
>>>> stories that'd curl your hair. ;^)
>>> news:f0k170$2dp$3...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com
>>> Take the idea expressed near the very end of that post then suppose
>>> and imagine for just a moment... The notion that A is required and
>>> demanded to fully respect the personal dignity of B at all times
>>> takes on an air of unreasonableness when B goes out to dinner at
>>> very busy, classy restaurants in short dresses and no underwear
>>> whatsoever.
>>> Just a suppostion, a mind-image, and absolutely no basis in fact
>>> whatsoever.
>>> *cough*
>> Were any principles violated in the making of this post?
>I've already said I don't wear panties.
>He forgot to mention that the dresses were mid-thigh length.
>He also forgot to mention how much it turned him on.
Well, I know why it would.
*winkies*
Art Deco
I'm sure it will be filled with more of your tedious word weaseling.
hoofprints
Aratzio wrote:
>
> On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:56:09 -0700, hoofprints
> <equspho...@hotmail.com> transparently proposed:
>
> >You have nothing to WHINE about, so STFU!!!!!
>
> Really, listen to Goofy. Unless you are going to *WHINE* like her you
> have no reason to post.
>
Can I whine on behalf of my mother??
OK.... when she was only 5 years old and living in Washington DC, her
entire family got thrown out of their house/apartment in the dead of
winter. Her father had left them. She was the oldest of 3 children.
Their photos made the front page of the Washington Post. And the owner
of the Washington Senators wanted to adopt her and my Aunt but not their
younger brother. She has photos of herself as a child sitting on the
owners lap. I do not recall at all, what his name is. But I used to
know it by heart.
Her mother used to beat her with the heel portion of her high heels, in
public.
So rhonda, keep on whining about how hard you had it growing up. DC is
not a picnic in the dead of winter.
> --
>
> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
>
> Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
--
Aratzio
<equspho...@hotmail.com> transparently proposed:
>
>
>Aratzio wrote:
>>
>> On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:56:09 -0700, hoofprints
>> <equspho...@hotmail.com> transparently proposed:
>>
>> >You have nothing to WHINE about, so STFU!!!!!
>>
>> Really, listen to Goofy. Unless you are going to *WHINE* like her you
>> have no reason to post.
>>
>
>Can I whine
No doubt about it, you are one of the whiniest people ever to have
posted to usenet.
hoofprints
Aratzio wrote:
>
> On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:54:48 -0700, hoofprints
> <equspho...@hotmail.com> transparently proposed:
>
> >
> >
> >Aratzio wrote:
> >>
> >> On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:56:09 -0700, hoofprints
> >> <equspho...@hotmail.com> transparently proposed:
> >>
> >> >You have nothing to WHINE about, so STFU!!!!!
> >>
> >> Really, listen to Goofy. Unless you are going to *WHINE* like her you
> >> have no reason to post.
> >>
> >
> >Can I whine
>
> No doubt about it, you are one of the whiniest people ever to have
> posted to usenet.
And to think that one of my best friends husbands used to tell me that I
didn't have to be a *soldier* the same year my husband died.
I will have to pass this information along to him.
>
> --
>
> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
>
> Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
--
Aratzio
<equspho...@hotmail.com> transparently proposed:
>
>
>Aratzio wrote:
>>
>> On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:54:48 -0700, hoofprints
>> <equspho...@hotmail.com> transparently proposed:
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >Aratzio wrote:
>> >>
>> >> On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:56:09 -0700, hoofprints
>> >> <equspho...@hotmail.com> transparently proposed:
>> >>
>> >> >You have nothing to WHINE about, so STFU!!!!!
>> >>
>> >> Really, listen to Goofy. Unless you are going to *WHINE* like her you
>> >> have no reason to post.
>> >>
>> >
>> >Can I whine
>>
>> No doubt about it, you are one of the whiniest people ever to have
>> posted to usenet.
>
>And to think
See, delusional.
>that one of my best friends husbands used to tell me that I
>didn't have to be a *soldier* the same year my husband died.
>I will have to pass this information along to him.
Shuddup, yer whining.
John "C"
Kadaitcha Man
cankerous, dissembling smooth-pate. Ye squeaked:
> "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:sjb53.8...@news.alt.net
> You never hit me. You never hurt me physically. Our relationship had
> many, many good parts, which my relationship with my father lacked.
Q1: What point are you actually attempting to address?
Q2: In relation to the point you are addressing, your response means what?
> The illustration was about standing up to those who believe they can
> control me.
That only describes what any sentient being ought reasonably be expected to
conclude when reading that you "have never hesitated to stand up to anyone
who attempts to control [you] by force."
Please try again by identifying then addressing a point, directly,
succinctly and unambiguously.
> The means of control is not relevant. The idea of control--by any
> means--is relevant.
It remains quite relevant that you need to address the points
regarding your alteration of the notion of "pressure" into "control
by force".
Please try again.
> You were not in a position to force me to do anything by physical
> means, but you did pressure me relentlessly, and that pressure had
> enormous emotional force, because I loved you and wanted to spend the
> rest of my life with you.
Q3: What point are you actually attempting to address?
Q4: Denials of physical force have what to do with the point you are
addressing?
Q5: Assertions of relentless pressure have what to do with the point you are
addressing?
Q6: What does anything else written in your paragraph there have to do with
the point you are addressing?
Also note that the modified notion of "pressure" into "control by force" has
now been downgraded to "enormous emotional force". Please stay with your
original change of notion from "pressure" into "control by force".
So far you have made at least 5 major assertions and an uncounted number of
minor assertions without addressing a single point in the argument; not a
solitary one.
>>> In the case of Rick and me, on top of all the other force,
>>
>> [^] Step 4: Thus both the real history and the very presence in the
>> here and now of the current event are altered by the history of the
>> other unrelated event. What remains is an implicit damning accusation
>> that is dropped at the feet of the unsuspecting reader that is
>> reinforced with the now altered idea of "additional force", (qv "on
>> top of all the other force", note that "all the other force" is
>> completely undefined; it is nebulous and inherently all
>> encompassing.)
>>> there was this at the very end:
>>>
>>> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.psychology.psychotherapy/msg/c3777625043aab93
>>
>> [^] Step 5: This is the *second* Svengali manoeuvre. While the
>> reader's head is busy dealing and coping with the horrible scenery in
>> the mind image of emotional and physical abuse, the reader's
>> attention is immediately taken from the bombshell that was just
>> dropped and it is focused firmly on yet another event.
>>
>> The switch is very quick and the presumably horrified reader has
>> likely not seen the *first* switch at all. Thus while still reeling
>> from taking in the devastation of the first mind image, and not
>> having time to inspect the whole process for soundness, the implicit
>> damning accusation is left to set like jello in the unsuspecting
>> reader's mind. In short, a "fact" has been created from two
>> independent ideas and the unwitting mind is left to assume a fact.
>
> There is no "switch." The fact is that you pressured me, and you used
> a number of means to do so. And when you could no longer harangue me
> in email, you brought it here.
You will note that your assertions do not address the point at all. You
cannot assert that there was no switch because you have not addressed a
single point that supports the assertion there was a switch. HTH.
>> <bows to audience>
>>
>> Now for the encore... major snippage below; the context is not
>> relevant.
>
> Context is always relevant.
That can be true, based on the context. Equally, it can be false, based on
the context. A basic principle of the English language is that sentences
stand on their own for meaning, thus by applying that to the statement,
"The perception you have never happened, just FYI", it necessarily follows
that the assertion at Step 6., which you did not address at all, let alone
address indirectly, stands intact and uncontested, original context or not.
That aside, you may take the words "the context is not relevant" to mean
"the original context has been stripped and another fitting, plausible
context has been substituted."
You may now proceed to address the original point, not any new point
arising from new words.
>> What is relevent is the impact of the statements and their
>> implicit intent in light of the mind-magick trick exposed above:
>
> No. What matters is the statements in the context they were made.
See above. The point remains that the substituted context is plausible given
all the other points, of which you have yet to address a single one.
>>> You have this almost exactly the opposite of what it was
>>
>>> The perception you have never happened, just FYI.
>>
>> [^] Step 6: Question the reader's perceptions just in case the tricks
>> from Step 1 to Step 5 are being quietly churned over and analysed in
>> the back of the horrified reader's mind.
>>
>> <bow>
>>
>> "The emperor has no clothes."
>
> I always liked you naked.
Q7: That has what do with the point you are addressing?
The point in the text is that your devices have been laid bare and that you
are now metaphorically naked. The point does not relate to anyone else or
to anying else at all. Please try again and address the point.
Your reply was a very impressive, large-scale failure to address a single
point, not a one.
Please address your comments only to the points that need to be dealt with.
Also please try to respond logically and thoughtfully, without recourse to
emotive rhetorical devices and sophistry.
Now, your undivided, unemotional attention is also needed on this:
[1]:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.psychology.psychotherapy/msg/c3777625043aab93
That is the link you provided above, which was labelled as being the "second
Svengali trick." The date on the linked post to is 08 Apr 2007. The message
ID of the post you are replying to is [2] news:sjb53.8...@news.alt.net,
and the date on that post is yesterday, 25 Apr 2007. There are 17 days
between those two posts.
Correct? Yes? No? Correct, yes.
The description at [1] accurately defines the very same behaviour that
is described at [2], a full 17 days before the behaviour at [2] was
exhibited in public, witnessed in public and described in public.
How do you account for the verifiable fact that [1] is a wholly accurate
apprehension and representation of [2], a full 17 days before [2] took
place?
You may assume a rejection of any and all notions about psychics who
make verifiably 100% accurate predictions of the future. It necessarily
follows then that it is reasonable to posit that the correct response
is that your behaviour follows a distinct, identifiable, wholly
predictable pattern;
A) A pattern that you repeatedly assert does not exist.
B) A pattern that you repeatedly execute.
C) A pattern that can be described and has been predicted on at least
three other occasions with verifiable 100% accuracy.
D) A pattern that been witnessed and is likely to be identified
as a pattern by others.
Please explain.
C) relates to several other 100% accurate declarations of your future
behaviour that are recorded on google; Two of the three instances
referenced at C) stand out in particular as being just as exemplary
as [1] is to [2] above.
Normally links would be provided but you already replied to the posts and
avoided the very same point entirely viz. your behaviour constitutes a
distinct and wholly predictable pattern - there is no reason to let you
have another go at avoiding the point again so no links will be given.
As an aside that needs not be addressed, it is time to reassert that if
there is even a shred of merit in what is being said here then your
"five months of written evidence" are your ticket to some very serious
trouble in relation to online stalking and harrassment, and perhaps
even, depending on what you have told Michael Cranston et al in writing,
libel.
Given that, it is vital that you deal logically and unemotionally with
each and every point that, when taken together, assert that a pattern
does exist, despite your continued objections to the contrary.
Considering that you appear to be in such an appalling position, you
might consider if it is worthwhile asking your lawyer if a court may
interpret written material in light of a clearly established pattern of
behaviour.
--
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Kadaitcha Man
crab-tree. Ye cooked up:
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:36:06 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou little jack-a-lent. Thou pitiable,
>> scatterbrained passion's slave. Ye cawed:
>>
>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:13:15 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou foul slut. Thou bad neighbour.
>>>> Ye nonsensically wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:58:53 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou impertinent gossip report.
>>>>>> Thou clumsy pernicious nitwit. Ye spurted:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:37:32 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>> <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 01:13:03 -0500, Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com>
>>>>>>>> said:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:45:45 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou unmarmerly intruder. Thou
>>>>>>>>>> hookworm. Ye exhaled:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:38:28 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>>> <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 00:30:19 -0500, Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:21:52 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 00:22:58 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou second-rate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tongues o' th' common mouth. Thou brainless little thing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> better than dirt. Ye disagreed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-25 00:32:34 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou old clog.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That there should be small love amongst these sweet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knaves, and all this courtesy, the strain of man's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bred out into baboon and monkey. Ye blubbed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-24 13:46:30 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou great
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lubberly boy. Thou counterfeit. Ye distressed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-24 12:15:01 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali <ka...@powder.keg> Thou big-nosed stale old
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mouse-eaten dry cheese. Thou surly fly-by-night.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ye snarled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Nt2dnQvqZ_-xt7Pb...@comcast.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bign...@aol.com said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <f0l8d8$89k$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lionel use...@imagenoir.com said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:26:42 -0400, BigNetBuy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bign...@aol.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <TuCdnRrKfPa1kLPb...@comcast.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bign...@aol.com said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <9rGdnfR7mO6PlbPb...@comcast.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bign...@aol.com said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <apGdnSwcZsDpZ7Db...@comcast.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BigNetBuy bign...@aol.com said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <f0jvgb$rc6$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk rhon...@gmail.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Lionel" <use...@imagenoir.com> wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:f0jna6$6um$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 20:52:46 -0400,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Rhonda Lea Kirk"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <rhon...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [...]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As near as I can tell (and as many
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> months of email indicates), he is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> well aware that I have no wish to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> die. The alternative is that he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> does believe it, and he is making
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every effort to bring my suicide to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fruition.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ever the martyr.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Simply unsubscribe from AUK. No mess,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no fuss.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or just that he's figured that you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> were lying about the whole thing to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> manipulate him.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If that's the case, then he did make
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a false police report, Lionel.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You only get to have it one way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> False. All suicidal gestures should be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> taken seriously, even in cases of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> suspected manipulation.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You ever had a man spank you on your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bare buttocks?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shoebox o' $50's and maybe I'll answer
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You take AmEx?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FedEx it to me for my personal use for a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> week and I'll get back to you, socky.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shipping to the Texas address?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Immediately, thanks so much. What's the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> limit on that puppy? (I need a new BMW)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't carry cards with credit limits.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Man, you are *so* screwed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yay!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Damn, do I want the premium package, the sport
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> package, or the winter package? Or all three?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kali
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Neither.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You clearly want the Mercedes Benz.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does it have that deliciously tight rack and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pinion steering?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Call me, we'll go for a test drive.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shoebox o' $50s, and I'll call.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So cheap?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She's feeling generous.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lucky generous.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you jealous? ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Should I be?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Since she's allegedly a member of your concubine, I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> think you might ... How does one join your harem,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyway? Are pictures necessary or will just minutely
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> detailed descriptions do? ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OMFG! "Send me the pictures!" That's how all the current
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mess started.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <UNSUBSCRIBES>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <RUNS LIKE HELL>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <rubs hands together with evil glee>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey, feel free to send /me/ pix of yourself. ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <cough> girlfriend <cough>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Remember? The toast-y one you're supposed to be snuggling
>>>>>>>>>>>> up with?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> That was last night. She's making us a late lunch at the
>>>>>>>>>>> moment. I'll be happy to show her the pix you send & relay
>>>>>>>>>>> her reaction if that makes you feel better about the idea.
>>>>>>>>>>> ;^)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> WEBCAM!!!111!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Oh sure, like I'd want all of Usenet watching me posting to
>>>>>>>>> Usenet with a half-naked sex-kitten on my lap...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Should you rethink that post? ;^)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And I never said I'd sit on your lap. ;^)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Sexy though you may well be, if you look back, you'll notice
>>>>>>> that I was referring to the sex-kitten /I already have/. ;^)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Shaddap, you stupid cunt. One for each hand. Sheesh.
>>>>>
>>>>> Lovely idea, but mine would never agree to it, unfortunately.
>>>>>
>>>>> <ponders>
>>>>>
>>>>> Unless maybe DA warmed her up a little first, perhaps...
>>>>
>>>> It's been known to happen. And I'm sure that given DA's obvious
>>>> skills in the psyche department she can turn the suggestive
>>>> manipulation on and off at will. You just have to give her the
>>>> right motive.
>>>
>>> Motive? - I've got yer motive right here:
>>>
>>> <SFX> ZZzzzzzzzip **THUD!*** </SFX>
>>>
>>>> I have to go and hide now.
>>>
>>> You can run, but you'll just die tired.
>>
>> It's DA and your gf that worry me.
>
> Wise man.
>
>> I guess your gf doesn't read auk
>
> HELL NO! - Do I look insane to you?
>
>> so that
>> means I'm left hoping DA doesn't read that post.
>
> Man, you are /so/ fucked.
So are you; yes, you look insane to me :)
--
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"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]
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Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
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Jij bent een aangelengde schurftige veronica-abbonee.
Bronson Casewell
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:34:20 +1000, Honorable Professeur Von TwoSteps
> OA <.@.> wrote:
>
>> From : Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com>
>> Message-ID : <f0pmvh$i3$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
>>
>>
>>
>>> It wasn't ... blah blah bla[*SLAP!*]
>
> Go suck off a priest, Pooftarella!
Edited for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.
Rhonda Lea Kirk
Rhonda Lea Kirk
"Kadaitcha Man" <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote in message
I have avoided nothing.
> As an aside that needs not be addressed, it is time to reassert that
> if there is even a shred of merit in what is being said here then your
> "five months of written evidence" are your ticket to some very serious
> trouble in relation to online stalking and harrassment, and perhaps
> even, depending on what you have told Michael Cranston et al in
> writing, libel.
I eagerly await receipt of my ticket.
> Given that, it is vital that you deal logically and unemotionally with
> each and every point that, when taken together, assert that a pattern
> does exist, despite your continued objections to the contrary.
No. It is not vital at all. See below.
> Considering that you appear to be in such an appalling position, you
> might consider if it is worthwhile asking your lawyer if a court may
> interpret written material in light of a clearly established pattern
> of behaviour.
My position is not at all appalling. And my pattern of behavior is
distinct, as is yours. The entire post linked below is enlightening, but
the relevant
part I wish to highlight is this, because it is what you have tried to
do above, and in innumerable posts throughout the last two and one-half
weeks:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/590b43a50041a715
"I like to destroy the context and create a new, entirely different
context, then force an opponent to acknowledge that they created the
context and therefore their view is incorrect."
In addition, the following post is also relevant:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.os.windows-xp/msg/18db311a40184c30
"I don't give a shit what you look like or what you are or who you are
in real life - this is usenet and it is far from real life. Essentially
that means I will continue to do what I have done for more than one and
a half decades on usenet...
Serve up copious amounts of bullshit to anyone willing to swallow it."
<spits>
Kadaitcha Man
who, though they feed on sweetest flowers, yet they poison breed. Ye
nauseated:
> All replies at the end.
Real meaning: "I refuse to address any verifiable fact about my abhorrent
behaviour."
Your failure to address the facts of your contemptible behaviour is
confirmation, yet again, that you believe someone other than you is
responsible for what you have done. You have also confirmed, yet again, by
denying that you have avoided anything, when the black and white fact is you
avoided everything, that you believe it is anyone other than you who is in
possession of a mind that misleads itself by way of deep self-deception.
>> As an aside that needs not be addressed, it is time to reassert that
>> if there is even a shred of merit in what is being said here then
>> your "five months of written evidence" are your ticket to some very
>> serious trouble in relation to online stalking and harrassment, and
>> perhaps even, depending on what you have told Michael Cranston et al
>> in writing, libel.
>
> I eagerly await receipt of my ticket.
That addresses nothing.
>> Given that, it is vital that you deal logically and unemotionally
>> with each and every point that, when taken together, assert that a
>> pattern does exist, despite your continued objections to the
>> contrary.
>
> No. It is not vital at all. See below.
That also addresses none of the points that you failed address previously.
>> Considering that you appear to be in such an appalling position, you
>> might consider if it is worthwhile asking your lawyer if a court may
>> interpret written material in light of a clearly established pattern
>> of behaviour.
>
> My position is not at all appalling.
cf. possession of a mind that misleads itself by way of deep self-deception.
> And my pattern of behavior is distinct,
Yes, indeed it is; it is distinctly identifiable, distinctly predictable and
it is also distinctly circular. Nevertheless, you have addressed nothing,
again.
> as is yours. The entire post linked below is enlightening,
> but the relevant
> part I wish to highlight is this, because it is what you have tried to
> do above, and in innumerable posts throughout the last two and
> one-half weeks:
That also addresses none of the points that you have failed to address so
far.
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/590b43a50041a715
>
> "I like to destroy the context and create a new, entirely different
> context, then force an opponent to acknowledge that they created the
> context and therefore their view is incorrect."
>
> In addition, the following post is also relevant:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.os.windows-xp/msg/18db311a40184c30
>
> "I don't give a shit what you look like or what you are or who you are
> in real life - this is usenet and it is far from real life.
> Essentially that means I will continue to do what I have done for
> more than one and a half decades on usenet...
>
> Serve up copious amounts of bullshit to anyone willing to swallow it."
How unsurprising that you would attempt to use the most convenient excuse
possible to avoid facing up to the truth of your wholly predictable, wholly
circular and wholly damnable, vile behaviour.
> <spits>
<shrug>
Prosecution rests.
--
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"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]
Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
Official Member:
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Ik denk dat je kan doorgaan als een endoplasmatische gescheten rodekool.
Honorable Professeur Von TwoSteps OA
Message-ID : <f0q4e7$269$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
>All replies at the end
Thanks for the warning <delete>
Any idea when this season's heart stopping finale will be ?
Will Kaditcha runaway with Loonel ?
Will Pinky finally snap and smash Kali's unused bedside rubber dong
--
Honorable Professeur Von TwoSteps OA
*I* care
Rhonda Lea Kirk
You reframed what I wrote to suit your purpose.
And I'm not willing to explain things I've already explained a second,
third, fourth time.
>>> As an aside that needs not be addressed, it is time to reassert that
>>> if there is even a shred of merit in what is being said here then
>>> your "five months of written evidence" are your ticket to some very
>>> serious trouble in relation to online stalking and harrassment, and
>>> perhaps even, depending on what you have told Michael Cranston et al
>>> in writing, libel.
>>
>> I eagerly await receipt of my ticket.
>
> That addresses nothing.
Nonetheless, it solves the problem once and for all.
Ticket, please.
>>> Given that, it is vital that you deal logically and unemotionally
>>> with each and every point that, when taken together, assert that a
>>> pattern does exist, despite your continued objections to the
>>> contrary.
>>
>> No. It is not vital at all. See below.
>
> That also addresses none of the points that you failed address
> previously.
See above.
>>> Considering that you appear to be in such an appalling position, you
>>> might consider if it is worthwhile asking your lawyer if a court may
>>> interpret written material in light of a clearly established pattern
>>> of behaviour.
>>
>> My position is not at all appalling.
>
> cf. possession of a mind that misleads itself by way of deep
> self-deception.
Isn't this one of the IKWYABWAI thingies?
>> And my pattern of behavior is distinct,
>
> Yes, indeed it is; it is distinctly identifiable, distinctly
> predictable and it is also distinctly circular. Nevertheless, you
> have addressed nothing, again.
See above.
>> as is yours. The entire post linked below is enlightening,
>> but the relevant
>> part I wish to highlight is this, because it is what you have tried
>> to do above, and in innumerable posts throughout the last two and
>> one-half weeks:
>
> That also addresses none of the points that you have failed to
> address so far.
See above.
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/590b43a50041a715
>>
>> "I like to destroy the context and create a new, entirely different
>> context, then force an opponent to acknowledge that they created the
>> context and therefore their view is incorrect."
>>
>> In addition, the following post is also relevant:
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.os.windows-xp/msg/18db311a40184c30
>>
>> "I don't give a shit what you look like or what you are or who you
>> are in real life - this is usenet and it is far from real life.
>> Essentially that means I will continue to do what I have done for
>> more than one and a half decades on usenet...
>>
>> Serve up copious amounts of bullshit to anyone willing to swallow
>> it."
>
> How unsurprising that you would attempt to use the most convenient
> excuse possible to avoid facing up to the truth of your wholly
> predictable, wholly circular and wholly damnable, vile behaviour.
I face the truth of my behavior daily. I'm not required to face the
false projection of your behavior upon me.
>> <spits>
>
> <shrug>
>
> Prosecution rests.
Again. And again. And again.
Fred Tehbot
<f0q7qi$q15$1...@registered.motzarella.org>:
> On 2007-04-26 03:09:14 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp...@gmail.com>
> said:
>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou weather-bitten fungus. Thou
>> befuddled flip-flop. Ye ramble:
>>
>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:24:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou dumb innocent. Thou
>>>> deceased, unconscious most credulous fool. Ye dissented:
>>>>
>>>>> I don't read all of the threads, really. Just the ones
>>>>> where I have a fairly firm grasp on the topic.
>>>>
>>>> You'll never become a troll if you keep that up.
>>>>
>>>> Lesson 1:
>>>> Randomly click on a single post and change the topic of the entire
>>>> newsgroup to something totally unrelated to the discussion at hand.
>>>> Ensure that you change the topic to some pet subject that you have
>>>> a thorough knowledge of.
>>>
>>> S'true. It saves a heap of time, & tends to really piss off the
>>> locals.
>>
>> One day I should rewrite section 3 my 24hoursupport.helpdesk and
>> alt.os.windows-xp *** Official FAQ *** and turn it into a troll
>> manual... Please read the FAQ before posting;
>>
>> This is the original and official 24hoursupport.helpdesk and
>> alt.os.windows-xp FAQ. It is divided into three sections.
>>
>> Section 1: A general overview of 24hoursupport.helpdesk.
>>
>> Section 2: Should be read by those wishing to post a question into
>> alt.os.windows-xp. You might like to read section 3 to obtain an
>> indication of what to expect as a reply.
>>
>> Section 3: Should be read by those wishing to reply to a question.
>>
>> SECTION 1: 24hoursupport.helpdesk
>> =================================
>> =================================
>>
>> The 24hoursupport.helpdesk newsgroup serves no useful purpose at
>> all, other than as a repostory for stupid questions and equally
>> stupid replies. It is not advisable to read any post in
>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, let alone half believe it. The newsgroup is
>> populated by childish fuckwits whose posts consist entirely of
>> "Please, spit the hook...." and "snigger hahaha." If you decide to
>> risk your sanity and actually post or read and believe any of the
>> things posted in 24hoursupport.helpdesk, you will find it helpful to
>> know that 24hoursupport.helpdesk is full of idiot trolls. Posters to
>> killfile include Brian H, Mike and Mara. Under no circumstances
>> should you accept anything that these trolls might post, no matter
>> how plausible their arguments may sound. Under no circumstances should
>> you accept the unnoficial faq,
>> regularly posted by a known plagiarist. The poster's real name is Ed
>> Jablonowski and his current posting identity is <@.>. He has been
>> forced to alter it a number of times due to being caught red-handed
>> plagiarising other people's advice and sticking it on his website,
>> passing it off as his own work. MICROSOFT PROFESSIONALS
>> =======================
>> The term Microsoft Professional is used to describe MVPs, MCSE, etc
>> and is a euphemism for unpaid prostitute. As an unbroken rule, they
>> either post complete and utter crap or they post incomplete answers.
>> If you receive a post from anyone passing themselves off as a paid
>> prostitute or Microsoft Professional, discard the advice
>> immediately. If the advice sounds at least half plausible, it is
>> probably plagiarised anyway. SEARCH ENGINES
>> ==============
>> Nine times out of ten, posters DO NOT know what a search engine is,
>> let alone know how to use one. This is acceptable only in
>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk, but not in alt.os.windows-xp. The losers in
>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk have plenty of free time on their hands and
>> will be very happy to undertake a search for you.
>>
>> If you are posting into 24hoursupport.helpdesk and you do know how
>> to use a search engine, simply exercise sheer mental laziness and
>> express an expectation that some mug in the group will do it for for
>> you. OFF TOPIC POSTS
>> ===============
>> Many groups have charters describing what is and is not considered
>> appropriate. Please ignore any statements by your service provider
>> or by any poster in 24hoursupport.helpdesk that are centered around
>> the notion that continued posting of off-topic articles is
>> prohibited. Since 24hoursupport.helpdesk does not have a charter,
>> there is no concept of off topic posting. Please feel free to post
>> into 24hoursupport.helpdesk on any subject you so desire, as one
>> lady did whose left breast hung six inches lower than her right one.
>>
>> Please note that alt.os.windows-xp DOES have an official and approved
>> charter. alt.os.windows-xp is defined in the charter as a discussion
>> group, not a technical support group. Discussion is defined as the
>> consideration of a subject by a group; an earnest conversation.
>> \Dis*cus"sion\, n. [L. discussio a shaking, examination, discussion:
>> cf. F. discussion.] 1. The act or process of discussing by breaking
>> up, or dispersing, as a tumor, or the like. 2. The act of discussing
>> or exchanging reasons; examination by argument; debate; disputation;
>> agitation. To fully understand the implications of this, consider the
>> word
>> Discussing. "Dis" as in this, "cussing" as in swearing.
>>
>> THANKS IN ADVANCE
>> =================
>> Posters who offer thanks in advance are indicating that they desire
>> no interaction with the posters in the newsgroup and are only
>> willing to read the replies of others without replying themselves.
>> If you post thanks in adance, please expect to be told to get fucked
>> in advance. THANKS, IT WORKED
>> =================
>> It is a generally accepted principle that when you obtain a clear cut
>> solution, you never say thanks, kiss my arse, or even tell the
>> helper to fuck right off and die. Do not reply to solutions with any
>> notion or idication that you are in any way remotely thankful.
>> Especially do not tell anyone that the solution worked. Also see
>> REPLIES BY E-MAIL. DO NOT TAKE THE ADVICE GIVEN YOU
>> ================================
>> It is quite acceptable to receive top-notch advice but to NOT take
>> that advice and instead accuse the posters in 24hoursupport.helpdesk
>> of not knowing anything at all. It is preferable if you have
>> preconceived ideas of what the fix should be and then proceed to
>> dispute the advice anyone in 24hoursupport.helpdesk might provide.
>> This is especially effective if you are able to constuct a question
>> that elicits only the reply you are specifically looking for. Under
>> no circumstances should you attempt to describe just what it is you
>> are trying to achieve. Always try to construct your questions in such a
>> way that you only
>> get told what you want to hear. A good example question is "Do I
>> have to have two different programs or is their a way to put one
>> program on two computers?" If the advice is good advice, please feel free
>> to indicate your
>> displeasure and that you DO NOT like the advice. Please persist in
>> demanding only answers that would salve your dull conscience.
>>
>> WHAT IF YOU DO NOT GET ANY REPLIES OR YOU ONLY GET GIGGLED AT?
>> ==============================================================
>> It is acceptable practice in 24hoursupport.helpdesk to tell those
>> who swear at you that if they have nothing of value to add they
>> should keep shut. Please conveniently ignore the fact that
>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk is a public newsgroup and freedom of speech is a
>> valued right in many countries.
>> It is not acceptable for anyone to choose not to help you and then
>> tell you that's their choice so it's your bad luck.
>>
>> ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE POSTED IN HTML AND IN ALL CAPS.
>> =====================================================
>> Contrary to what certain trolls will tell you, this is NOT a text
>> only group. HTML should be used for posting all questions. All text
>> in HTML posts must be IN CAPITALS LETTERS.
>>
>> PLEASE SET YOUR PC CLOCK FORWARD 2 DAYS BEFORE POSTING.
>> =======================================================
>> If you want a fast response to your plight, always set your PC clock
>> forward by at least 48 hours before posting. This way, your message
>> remains on the top of the stack and guarantees that anyone entering
>> the group will see your message first.
>>
>> IF YOU ARE REPLYING TO SOMEONE, QUOTE ALL THE TEXT AND TYPE YOUR
>> REPLY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POST.
>> =========================================================================
>> It is imperative that you quote all the text in a reply, without
>> editing it, and commence posting from the bottom of your reply. By
>> doing this, you preserve the electronic conversation and keep it in
>> a logical sequence, top to bottom, just as you would read a book.
>>
>> NAME CALLING IS ACCEPTABLE AND REQUIRED.
>> ========================================
>> Since you will not always get the answer you desire every time you
>> post into 24hoursupport.helpdesk, it is a good idea to have a few
>> swear words ready to toss around. If you are in a real hurry for a
>> reply, please swear liberally in your original post to save time.
>> See the end of this FAQ for a list of acceptable swear words.
>>
>> HELPING OTHERS WHEN YOU CANNOT FIX YOUR OWN ISSUES
>> ==================================================
>>
>> If you have posted a plea for help into 24hoursupport.helpdesk and
>> it is a very simple problem to resolve, you are qualified to provide
>> technical advice to anyone you see fit on any issue you desire. You
>> are also qualified to provide technical responses if you know of
>> someone who owns a computer or have heard of rumours of anyone
>> owning computer. If you fall into this category and are too lazy or
>> too stupid to read the posting guidelines in SECTION 3 of this
>> document, then follow the bigjon
>> (jhy...@NOSPAMtopqualityfreeware.com) rule of technical support: "I just
>> post thoughts and ideas that may or may not be of use."
>>
>> By applying the bigjon rule, you should be in a postion to reply to
>> the following genuine problem:
>>
>> "My system hard disk is developing problems and I want to transfer
>> the contents of C: to a new drive without buying Norton Ghost?"
>>
>> If you correctly apply the bigjon rule, your advice would be "Buy
>> Norton Ghost."
>>
>> If you apply the bigjon rule of technical support and get into an
>> argument with the original poster about your reply, just apply the
>> gregh rule of technical support:
>>
>> "Look, you low-grade moron, you got an answer."
>>
>> That's right. The gregh rule of technical support is, "An answer is
>> an answer, no matter how stupid it is and you are a thankless piece
>> of shit for not knowing that."
>>
>> IF YOU HAVE A VIRUS, ATTACH IT TO YOUR POST.
>> ============================================
>> This is vital. Posts about possible viruses cannot be answered
>> without the actual virus being attached for analysis. Please make
>> sure you do this. ADVERTISING AND OTHER ATTACHMENTS
>> =================================
>> Please feel free to post fisting and bestiality videos. The bigger
>> the file, the better.
>>
>> As the folk who inhabit 24hoursupport.helpdesk are mostly
>> beer-swilling rednecks and deranged hillbillies living trailer parks
>> located in the wilds of the Alabama boondocks, access to radio and
>> televison services is very limited. Please feel free to advertise
>> your haberdashery, and do it frequently. Attaching mind-bogglingly
>> fast animated gifs that carry an epilepsy warning is highly
>> encouraged. TEST POSTS
>> ==========
>> It is not always possible to discern the tell-tale signs of
>> intelligent life in 24hoursupport.helpdesk, so test posts are always
>> welcome. Please ensure that you post a test using your real e-mail
>> address. The subject header should be along the lines of "TESTING
>> TESTING 123" and the contents should contain the following:
>>
>> ICICLES, POPSICLES, SPECTACLES, TESTI ... NG 123
>>
>> REPLIES BY E-MAIL
>> =================
>> It is always best to request that someone send you a private e-mail
>> in response to a question posted into the group. Since
>> 24hoursupport.helpdesk is populated by trolls, fuckwits and giggling
>> girls, there really is no point in posting into the group then
>> watching and waiting to see if anyone replies. If you get a reply,
>> it's either going say "Please, spit the hook...." or "snigger
>> hahaha" and since nobody has an interest in knowing what the fix was
>> so that others can be helped in the future, there's no point keeping
>> it in the group. SAMPLE QUESTIONS
>> ================
>> Use the following sample post as a guide to formulating your text and
>> getting it ready for 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>
>> I HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT ANYTHING! MY EMAIL DOESN'T WORK AND I DON'T
>> KNOW WHAT MY PASSWORD IS!!!!!!? CAN YOU TELL ME MY PASSWORD
>> PLEASE???? I DROPPED BAKED BEANS ON MY KEYBOARD AND NOW MY PET
>> FERRET WON'T GET OFF! WHAT CAN I DO???!!!????? SOMETHING HAS GONE
>> WRONG! I KEEP GETTING AN ERROR MESSAGE!!!! WHAT DOES IT
>> MEAN????!!!!????? Note the vigorous use of exclamation and question marks
>> for added
>> urgency and emphasis of your plight.
>>
>> SAMPLE REPLIES
>> ==============
>> If the fly amid the social worker fondles a tally-whacker, then the
>> shit-lipped blancmange convulses. A blowy hippopotamus is halfway
>> dead on target. If the forger strikes the lout, then the flap-dragon
>> farts. Usually a diminutively cross-eyed miscreant giggles, therefore a
>> wrongly camel-toed dick sleeps. When a head louse is inept, the
>> fainthearted farkleberry ogles the arse. A lout betwixt a gerbil,
>> the cutpurse onto a pimp, and some squirrel are what made America
>> rotten. The knotted aardvark begins, and a fatly amoeban pubic hair
>> lingers;
>> however, a reversibly argus-eyed criminal bends a glove doll amid
>> some guzzler. Furthermore, a dogfish burps, and a reprobate afore
>> the frottage fondles the bouffant tramp.
>>
>>
>> SECTION 2
>> =========
>> =========
>>
>> This is the 24hoursupport.helpdesk and alt.os.windows-xp Computer
>> Problem Help Request Form. All posters requesting help in this
>> newsgroup are required to complete this form and post the answers to
>> the group. The regulars will then determine what course of action
>> needs to be taken to resolve your problem.
>>
>> 1. Describe the problem.
>>
>> 2. Now describe the problem accurately.
>>
>> 3. Please speculate wildly about the cause of the problem.
>>
>> 4. PART 1: Select the severity of the problem:
>>
>> a. Minor
>> b. Insignificant
>> c. Trivial
>> d. Mildly annoying
>> e. Immaterial
>>
>>
>> PART 2: Select how you will feel when you are told to "fuck off, you
>> dumb cunt":
>>
>> a. Distressed
>> b. Disturbed
>> c. Heartbroken
>> d. Offended
>> e. Awful
>> f. Degraded
>> g. Cheap
>> h. Loathsome
>> i. Wretched
>>
>> 5. Is the computer plugged in?
>>
>> 6. Is it turned on?
>>
>> 7. Have you read the manual?
>>
>> 8. Are you sure you've read the manual?
>>
>> 9. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual?
>>
>> 10. Do you think you understood the manual?
>>
>> Yes? Why can't you fix the problem yourself?
>>
>> No? Why buy a computer if you don't understand them?
>>
>> 11. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem?
>>
>> 12. Have you tried to fix it yourself?
>>
>> Yes? You idiot.
>>
>> No? Try to fix it yourself.
>>
>> 13. Have you made it worse?
>>
>> Yes? You idiot.
>>
>> No? Oh well, shit happens.
>>
>> 14. Will you get into trouble?
>>
>> Yes? You poor bugger.
>>
>> No? Oh well, shit happens.
>>
>> 15. Can you blame someone else?
>>
>> Yes? Problem solved.
>>
>> No? Go to Question 15.
>>
>> SECTION 3
>> =========
>> =========
>>
>> This section should be read and followed by those wishing to reply
>> to a question.
>>
>> Do not read anything that original posters write. Instead, to
>> support your argument, offer an interpretation of what you thought
>> they might have said. You may also expand on this by offering an
>> opinion of what you think they should have said.
>>
>> If you are inadvertently forced to read something written by an
>> original poster, never read it in sequential order and certainly
>> never, ever read a post from an original poster in context. It is
>> imperative to try to understand what you think the original poster
>> is trying to convey rather than what he really is attempting to say.
>> Reading a post from an original poster in any sort of order will
>> only retard your assessment of what you think he might have or
>> should have said. If you find yourself reading a post from original
>> poster, you should
>> take great care to remember that what you think an original poster
>> meant to say is far more important than what he really tried to say.
>>
>> You should always interpret original poster scribblings in usenet as
>> actually describing the way they think, though this does not apply
>> if the original poster is trying to describe the way they think
>> things should be. This is an extremely difficult call to make and if you
>> are finding it
>> difficult going, just take it out of context, misquote it and use it
>> in evidence against the original poster. This is a very good
>> fallback position as original posters never notice it. However be
>> aware that America has a Constitution to protect the rights of its
>> citizens, thus American original posters have the right to remain
>> stupid. You should consider all original posters to be vacuous and
>> stupid.
>> Do not allow bleating and whining original posters to convince you
>> that you are being unfair to them as this tactic will merely divert
>> you from the truth. A little bit of history under your belt will go a
>> long way to
>> understanding the original poster psyche. If you ever find yourself
>> discussing Vietnam with an American original poster, you will do
>> well to remember the three American original poster interpretations
>> of the outcome of that war, vis-a-vis:
>>
>> A) America won
>> B) America lost
>> C) America neither won nor lost. It just came second
>>
>> Remember that original poster posts are complete fabrications, which
>> are devoid of scholarship and never contain a single considered
>> thought. It is best to skip an original poster's messages altogether
>> because only very small fragments of their posts will be meaningful
>> anyway. If you must reply to a post from an original poster and wish to
>> give
>> the original poster the benefit of reading his/her words again by
>> including quotations from their post in order to prove that you are
>> right and the original poster is wrong, the following procedure will
>> assist you: Cut out all the paragraphs from his post and keep only every
>> third
>> or fourth one -- This can be varied according to the phases of the
>> seasons, the days of the week, or even the music being played on the
>> radio -- for example, if today is Wednesday and it is winter and
>> Elvis Presley music is being played, cut out three lines from each
>> paragraph, cut out every second paragraph that is left, cut the last
>> paragraph and paste it to where the first one was. If you are not too
>> concerned about being very sensitive to original
>> posters and do not care about their self-esteem (thanks Gnu), then
>> by all means, paste quotes from other people's messages and force
>> the original poster to admit they were his comments.
>>
>> It is quite acceptable and within the limits of permissible
>> discussion with an original poster to leave words, phrases,
>> sentences, and entire paragraphs out of the quote. It is also
>> allowable to engage in stealthy fact swapping and exaggeration in
>> order to conceal and confuse the original context of the original
>> poster's opinion beyond recognition. In short, if it is to your
>> benefit and the original poster's disadvantage, it is allowable.
>> However you should be wary of even hinting to the original poster
>> that you have done any of these things because the information may
>> come in handy when the original poster becomes psychotic and follows
>> you from one newsgroup to the next and maniacally posts 9kb messages
>> containing what he or she thinks is proof that you were wrong. If you
>> feel that the original poster you are engaged in debate with
>> is attempting any of these devices you should wail loudly and accuse
>> the original poster of typical small-mindedness, under-handed fact
>> swapping, deception, deceitfulness, treachery, dishonesty,
>> duplicity, perfidy ... and whatever other words your superior (by
>> default) education has provided to your repertoire.
>>
>> On the subject of repertoire, the original poster runs out of ideas
>> after exhausting the inevitable poo, bum, wee, dick, arse, tit,
>> cunt, mother, brother, sister, windoz suks references. You can help
>> the original poster by providing them with the following:
>>
>> Instead of you putting not even a single thought into anything you
>> post, just use this list. All you do is post the number for the lame
>> you want to devestate people with. Just hit anyone with a good old
>> 6, 11, 13 combo and they're out for the count... lamed senseless:
>>
>> 1. spnak! nice backpedal! You replied so I win.
>> (dance, owned etc.) You are my bitch. Spank.
>> You are my toy. You are delusional. You love me.
>> You are jealous. You follow me around. You are
>> obsessed.
>> 2. Slurp! Get a room. etc.
>> 3. My rules count. I won't reply anymore therefore
>> I win. Post edit, context snip, etc. I knew all along.
>> That was my intention. YHBT.
>> 4. Fag, native, fuck your mother,
>> sister, brother, father. Cock sucker,
>> asshole, brain damaged, retard, jackass,
>> newbie, incompetent, monkey, boring, asswipe,
>> loser, child, village idiot, immature, necrophile,
>> paedophile, head - groin, fuck you, fuck off,
>> geriatric, amateur, nigger, inmate, bestiality
>> etc.
>> 5. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine,
>> vagina, bodily excretions, masturbation etc.
>> 6. blink (clueless)
>> 7. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc.
>> 8. Typo, spelling, grammar, punctuation,
>> comprehension lame, plagiarism.
>> 9. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, lame by
>> proxy, truth hurts, takes one to know one.
>> So you don't know the answer then? Get a
>> life. That proves my point. You remind me of, etc.
>> 10. Whine/pout/flip-flop, FOOM self-nuke.
>>
>> In conclusion, the method outlined here for engaging original
>> posters in discussion will almost guarantee that you will be in the
>> forefront of the original poster's mind... along with his or her
>> psychoses, hallucinations, nausea, dizziness, anxiety, panic
>> attacks, insomnia, confusion and depression.
>>
>> If you play the mind-game right, you can bypass the original poster's
>> conscious mind (well, what little there is of it, anyway) and enter
>> whatever information you so desire directly into their thick bone
>> heads and they'll never ever know -- unless you keep archives so you
>> can rub their faces in it when they psychotically chase you around
>> usenet yelling, "I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!"
>>
>> Remember now, what is important is what you claim the original poster
>> said, not what the original poster actually said. Be untruthful,
>> deceptive, ambiguous, arrogant, condescending, pompous, patronising,
>> scornful and wishy-washy. Who cares? The original poster might, but
>> does anyone else? Who will know? Certainly not the original poster.
>>
>> IMPORTANT FOOTNOTE: "Me too" posters and "it works for me" posters
>> are original posters by default. It is quite acceptable to assume
>> that a "Me too" poster or "it works for me" poster is, in actual
>> fact, a wannabe original poster. Wannabe original posters should be
>> as mercilessly newbie-fucked as original posters.
>>
>> ADDITIONAL NOTE: Children may be present in these newsgroups. If you
>> suspect that children are reading your posts, ensure that your posts
>> are littered with florid vocabulary. Acceptable words include; Fuck,
>> Shit, Piss, Hell, Cunt, Pussy, Tits, Ass. Mother Fucker, Son of a
>> Bitch, Nigger, Bastard, Bitch, Whore, Balls, Cum, Damn, Holy Shit,
>> Holy Fuck, Holy Mother Fucker, Hard-on, Corn-hole, butt-fuck, Chink,
>> Kike, Cock sucker, Clit, Nuts, Fuck face, Blow job, Header, God
>> Damn, Screw, Trailer Trash, Fucked up, Fart, Snot, Bugger, Jerk-off,
>> Prick, Dick, Peter, Jew boy, Slut, Fag, Queer, Shit, Ass, Dumb Ass,
>> Dyke, Nigger lover, Nigger hater, Ass-hole, gook, gooner, Arse,
>> Bloody, Spick, Tramp. APPENDIX A
>> ==========
>> ==========
>>
>> If you prefer not to use the words FUCK, CUNT, COCK, or TITS, choose
>> a substitute from the following list:
>>
>> Pork sword, godamn, bitch, bastard, crud, crap, turd, shit,
>> dingleberry, piss, piddle, leak, mung, cheese, laying some cable,
>> dropping a load, ass, booty, hiney, tokhes, bum, buns, rump, cheeks,
>> tits, jugs, bazooms, knockers, knobs, lungs, balloons, brown eyes,
>> balls, nuts, onions, jewels, rocks, stones, ballbag, jism, come,
>> shoot, cream, wad, juice, peckertracks, pearl necklace, crabs, dose,
>> syph, clap, gleet, raincoat, scumbag, rubber, gasket, french,
>> tickler, dildo, fuck, screw, lay, diddle, push, plow, hump, cut,
>> bang, poke, batter, wham, beef injection, vitamin F, knock-up,
>> putout, dipyourwick, hide the salami, quickie, nooner, matinee, pop
>> your cookies, bust your nuts, get your rocks off, bananas & cream,
>> piece of ass, nookie, poontang, cunt, cooz, cooch, crack, gash,
>> notch, twat, slash, ginch, hole, hatch, slit, snatch, quim, bob,
>> snapper, beaver, tail, pussy, muff, bearded clam, furburger, tuna,
>> taco, bush, hair pie, wooley booger, glory hole, merkin, mucket,
>> button, clit, cherry, clamp, snappin' pussy, boy in the boat, man in
>> the, canoe, mutt rag, on the rag, flying the flag, riding the cotton
>> pony, having the painters in, hard-on, rod-on, bone-on, boner,
>> stiff, piss hard, wet dream, hot nuts, horny, randy, blue balls,
>> lovers nuts, cunt struck, queefer, pussy fart, asshole, bunghole,
>> little brown eyeball, bugger, brown, ream, cornhole, buttfuck,
>> backdoor, bite the brown, sugar bowl pie, mustard, road, up the old
>> dirt road, hershey highway, fudge packer, pound cake, finger fuck,
>> dry hump, cop a feel, tit fuck, french fuck, one man band, hand job,
>> french job, blow job, head job, rim job, hum job, pipe job, suckoff,
>> give head, give face, gobble, cop a stem, cop a doodle, go down on,
>> dive, moustache ride, sit on one's face, yodeling in the gulley,
>> sixty-nine, seventy-one, sixty-eight, golden showers, around the
>> world, daisy chain, sloppy seconds, dog style, mongolian cluster
>> fuck, group grope, gang bang, circle jerk, well hung, dick, prick,
>> dork, dong, tong, doniker, dingus, wang, schlong, schwanz, schmuck,
>> putz, pork, pecker, peter, prong, tool, rod, hammer, shaft, stick,
>> snake, knob, lob, stem, root, joint, piece, gun, meat, beef, weenie,
>> skin flute, meat whistle, tallywacker, middle leg, short arm, rod of
>> love, joy stick, love muscle, dingdong, tube steak, pink pencil,
>> bald headded mouse, trouser snake, one eyed monster, one eyed wonder
>> worm, jelly roll, puddin', jerkoff, jackoff, whackoff, pulloff,
>> beatoff, fist fuck, wanking, beating your meat, flogging your dong,
>> pounding, your pud, bleeding your weed, stroking it, giving it a
>> tug, beating the bishop, jerk the gherkin, shootin' putty at the
>> moon, pocket pool, pimp, hooker, trick, queer, queen, punk, faggot,
>> quiff, dyke, diesel dyke, lezzie, bulldagger, box lunch, seafood,
>> rough trade, eat me, fuck you, up your ass, fuck off, piss off, piss
>> on you, stick it, stuff it, shove it, ram it, jam it, cram it, sit
>> on it, get laid, get in, get off, get it on, get it up, mother
>> fucker, cock sucker, old fart, fart face, fart sniffer, cocksman,
>> scatfan, peckerhead, fuck up, ball breaker, ball, buster, a real
>> pisser, cock teaser, cuntslapper, ass kisser, brown nose, shitass,
>> shit heel, douchebag, motherstrapalonian, fuck trophy, cunt nugget,
>> fleshloaf, cunt dropping, walking sperm, infestation, anklebiter,
>> booger-eater, bratzilla, crib lizard, crotchcricket, crotchfruit,
>> crumbcruncher, crumb grinder, fartling, floormonster, goldensprog,
>> hell spawn, kinderwhore, nipplecrunchers, nose miner, pussfruit,
>> shit factory, sperm 'n egg omlette, sproglodyte, snotmonster, ball
>> buster, bearded, beating the bishop, beef beef, eyes, bust your
>> nuts, clam, french tickler, get your rocks off, hand job, hell
>> spawn, injection, jam it, man in the canoe, middle leg, mongolian
>> cluster mother fucker, moustache, ride, muff dive, mustard road, on
>> the rag, one eyed monster, pencil, pink pipe job, pounding your pud,
>> rough rubber, factory, short, arm, skin, flute, trade, tuna taco, up
>> your ass, up your arse, wet dream, yodeling in the gulley, pearl
>> necklace, boy in the boat, little brown eyeball, up your arse,
>> shitarse, Aaron's Rod, Adam's Cave, Altar of Love, Apples,
>> Baby-Maker, Bald-Headed, Bald-Headed Butler, Ballocks, Baloney,
>> Banana, Bangers, Bat, Bathtub eel, Bayonet, Bean Tosser, Bearded
>> Blood Sausage, Beecham's Pills, Belly Buster, Belly Entrance, Belly
>> Ruffian, Bird, Bird's, Black Bess, Blade, Blue Vein Meatroll,
>> Bluebeard's Closet, Bone, Boo-Boos, Box, Broomstick, Brown Madam,
>> Bull's Eye, Bum Tickler, Bunny, Bush Beater, Bushy, Button Hole,
>> Button-Hole Worker, Cabbage Patch, Canal, Candle, Candle Holder,
>> Carnal Stump, Carrot, Cat's Meat, Cave of, Cavern, Cellar Door,
>> Charlies, Cherries, Chestnuts, Chicken, Child-Getter, Chink-Stopper,
>> Chocha, Clangers, Cleft, Club, Clutch, Cock, Cockpit, Cojones,
>> Cookie, Coot, Cootch, Cooze, Corey, Coupler, Crack Haunter,
>> Cracksman, Cranny, Cranny Hunter, Creamstick, Crease, Crevice,
>> Crook, Crotch, Crumpet, Cubes, Culty, Dagger, Danglers, Dart of
>> Love, Dearest Member, Dicky, Dimple, Ding-Dong, Dinger,
>> Dingle-Dangle, Dipstick, Divine Scar, Dodaddy, Dolly, Donut,
>> Dooflicker, Down-Leg, Dragon, Drain, Dummy, Eel, Eel-Skinner, Eggs,
>> End, Family Jewels, Family-Organ, Fiddle Bow, Fish, Fish Tank,
>> Fishing Rod, Flapper, Flytrap, Fool-Sticker, Foreman, Fort, Frinding
>> Tool, Front Window, Fucker, Fur, Furbox, Furrow, Gadget, Gap, Gaper,
>> Gardener, Gate, Giggle Stick, Giggling, Ginny, Girl-Street, Glands,
>> Goat-Milker, Goolies, Gooser, Gravy Maker, Gristle, Gully-Hole, Gut
>> Stick, Gut Wrench, Hair, Hair Splitter, Haircourt, Hairy Hot Dog,
>> Hambone, Hanging Johnny, Happy Valley, Harbor of Hope, Harmony,
>> Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile, Hill, histle, Hoe Handle, Hog Eye,
>> Holy Porker, Honey-Hive, Honey-Pot, Horn, Horse Collar, Hose, Hot
>> Box, Hot Spot, Under the House, Irish Fortune, Itching Jenny, Jack
>> in the Box, Jack Nasty-Face, Jemson, Jerking Iron, Jigger, Jing
>> Jang, Jockam, John, Johnnie, Johnny One-Eye, Johnson, Joy, Joy
>> Prong, Kanakas, Kidney Cracker, Kidney Wiper, King Member, Knocker,
>> Ladies' Delight, Ladies' Lollipop, Ladies' Treasure, Lance of life,
>> Life Preserver, Little Brother, Little Willie, Live Sausage, Liver
>> Turner, Lizard, Lobcock, Lobster, Lollypop, Long, Love, Love Dart,
>> Love Gun, Lucy, Lung Disturber, Mad Mick, Magic Wand, Man-Root,
>> Marbles, Marrow Bone, Marshmallows, Master John, Master of
>> Ceremonies, Meat Hook, Member, Merrymaker, Milkman, Mister
>> Goodwrench, Mister Tom, Mouse, Muscle, Mutton Dagger, My Body's
>> Captain, Nards, Natural Scythe, Needle, Nimrod, Nippy, Noodle, Old
>> Blind Bob, One-Eyed Milkman, One-Eyed Night Crawler in the
>> Turtle-Neck, One-Eyed Trouser, One-Eyed Wonder, Pant Muscle,
>> Pee-Pee, Pen, Pendulum, Perch, Piccolo, Picklock, Pikestaff, Pile
>> Driver, Pin, Pipe, Pisser, Pistol, Plugtail, Plums, Pocket, Pocket
>> Piccolo, Pointer, Poker, Pole, Post, Pounders, Pride & Joy, Pud,
>> Pudding, Pump Handle, Pup, Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love,
>> Quickening Peg, Quimstake, Ram, Ramrod, Raw Meat, Reamer, Red Cap,
>> Rocket, Rolling Pin, Rudder, Rupert, Russel the, Salami, Sausage,
>> Sceptre, Seeds, Sexing Piece, Shmock, Silent Flute, Slashers,
>> Spades, Spigot, Spike-Faggot, Spindle, Split-Rump, Spout, Spunk
>> Holders, Squirrel Food, St. Peter, Staff, Steak, Steaming Hot Kanga,
>> Sting, Stump, Sugar Stick, Sweater, Swingers, Sword, Tail Pin,
>> Tally-Whacker, Tassel, Tent Pig, The Bald-Headed Champ, Thing, Third
>> Leg, Thistle, Throbber, Throbbing Python of Love, Thursday,
>> Tickle-Gizzard, Torch of Cupid, Toy, Trap-Stick, Trouser Anaconda,
>> Trout, Tube, Uncle Dick, Vomiting Cobra, Wand , Wazoo, Weapon,
>> Wedge, Whacker, Whip, Whore-Pipe, Wick, Willie, Wingle, Wire,
>> Wonder, Worm, Yang, Yard, Yosh, Zubrick, FUCK!, a bit of beef, a bit
>> of bouncy-bouncy, a bit of butt, a bit of cauliflower, a bit of
>> crumpet, a bit of cuddle, a bit of fat, a bit of flat, a bit of
>> fork, a bit of front door work, a bit of fun, a bit of hair, a bit
>> of how's yer father, a bit of it, a bit of nifty, a bit of nobble, a
>> bit of nookey, a bit of pork, a bit of quimsy, a bit of raspberry, a
>> bit of rough, a bit of rumpty-tumpty, a bit of rumpy-bumpy, a bit of
>> rumpy-pumpy, a bit of snug, a bit of the other, a bit of skin, a bit
>> of snug for a bit of stiff, a bit of stiff, a bit of the old in and
>> out, a dash up the channel, a knee trembler, a little game of
>> hide-the-sausage, a little o the one with tother, a little
>> one-on-one, a piece of crumpet, a poke in the whiskers, a poke
>> through the whiskers, a spot of Cupids archery, a spot hard
>> breathing, a squeeze and a squirt, accommodate, act of
>> androgynation, act of darkness, act of generation, act of kind, act
>> of love, act of pleasure, act of shame, act of sport, Adam-and-Eve
>> it, adamise, afternoon delight, all the way, amorous congress,
>> amorous rites, ashes hauled, assault with a friendly weapon, at it,
>> baby-making love, bag, bag up, bag of coke, bait the hook,
>> balaclava, balling, balling the jack, balls eye, baloney hop,
>> baloney ride, bam bam, bananas and cream, bandicooting, bang away,
>> bang like a shithouse door in a gale, bang like a shithouse door in
>> the wind, banging, banging away, Barrer Moke, bash leather, basket
>> making, bat up, bawdy banquet, bayonet drill, BBQ'N, be intimate
>> with, be with a woman, beanfeast, bear play, beast with two backs,
>> beat someone with the ugly stick, beating around the bush, beaver
>> shooting, bed someone, bed someone down, bed rite, bed sports,
>> bedtime story, bedwork, belly slapping, belly-bump, belly-bumping,
>> belly ride, belly-to-belly, belly warmer, bellying, belt, best and
>> plenty of it, the, between the sheets, big F, big number, big time,
>> biological event, bisecting the triangle, bit of beef, bit of
>> bouncy-bouncy, bit of butt, bit of cauliflower, bit of cuddle, bit
>> of cunt, bit of ebony goodness, bit of fat, bit of flat, bit of
>> fork, bit of front door work, bit of fun, bit of hair, bit of hard
>> for a bit of soft, bit of meat, bit of nifty, bit of nobble, bit of
>> nookey, bit of pork, bit of quimsy, bit of raspberry, bit of rough,
>> bit of skinbit of snug, bit of snug for a bit of stiff, bit of
>> stiff, bit of the old in and out, bit of the other, blanket
>> hornpipe, block, blow off on the groundsels, blow off the loose
>> corns, bludgeon the flaps, board, boff, boffing, boink, boinking,
>> the bold thing, bone smuggling, bone-up, bone dance, boning, bonk,
>> bonking, boom-boom, bop, bopping, bore, bottom knocking, bottom
>> wetting, bounce in bed, bounce the bedspring, bouncing,
>> bouncy-bouncy, box step, box the compass, break a lance with, break
>> a peter on, break open the pie, breed, breeding, broad-jumping,
>> buckwild, buckwilding, bull session, bulling, bump and grind, bump
>> bellies, bump bones, bump fur, bump nasties, bump pelvis, bump
>> uglies, bumping pussy, bumping uglies, bunk-up, buried alive,
>> burlap, bury face upwards, bury it, bury the bishop, bury the bone,
>> bury the hatchet where it won't rust, bury the hobbit, bury the
>> salami, bury the weenie, bury the wick, bush patrol, bushwack, bust
>> some booty, bust her out, butcher, butter and eggs, butter the
>> muffin, buttock ball, buttock jig, buttock stirring, buttonhole
>> work, buzz, buzz the brillo, californicate, calk, cane, carnal
>> acquaintance, carnal connection, carnal engagement, carnal
>> knowledge, carnal pleasures, carnival knowledge, carry-me-down,
>> caterwauling, cut a side, cut a slice of the joint, catch an oyster,
>> cattle, cattle truck, caulk, cavaultcavaulting, chafer, chamber
>> combat, chamber games, change one's luck, changing your oil, charge,
>> charver, chauvering, chaver, check her oil, chimney sweep, christen
>> the yak, christening, chuck a tread, chuck, chunk, churn the butter,
>> click, clicket, climb, clubcock, cock up, cockstupration, coit,
>> coition, coiture, coitus, Colonel Puck, colonial puck, colt, come
>> about, come across, come over, come to my bed and we'll practice
>> parallel parking, coming and going, commerce, concubitus, congress,
>> conjugal act, conjugal embrace, conjugal relations, conjugal rites,
>> conjugals, conjugate, connubial pleasures, connubial relations,
>> consort with, consummate a marriage, consummate a relationship,
>> consummate a union, converse, cool out, copping, copula carnalis,
>> copula fornicatoria, copulate, copulating, copulation, corking,
>> corking the onion, corn on the cob, couch, couch rugby, couple,
>> coupling, couple with, courtesy fuck, cover, crack it, crack the
>> belly, cram, cranberry dip, crawl, creaming the twinkie, cucumber
>> rhumba, cuddle, cuddle-my-cuddle, cully-shangycunting, Cupid's
>> archery, cure the horn, curl her tail, cush, cut off the joint,
>> cutting a slice, cuzzie, daily, daily mail, dance, dance in the
>> sheets, dance on the mattress, dance the beginning of the world,
>> dance the blanket hornpipe, dance the buttocks jig, dance the goat's
>> jig, dance the married man's cotillion, dance the matrimonial polka,
>> dance the mattress jig, dance the miller's reel, dance the reels o'
>> Bogie, dance the sheets, dancing in the sheets, darb, dash in the
>> bloomers, dash up the channel, daub the brush, deed, deed of kind,
>> deed of pleasure, delivering the wood, dibble, dick dip, dicky dunk,
>> dig in the wiskers, dig out, dinky tickle, dip one's bill, dip the
>> fly, dip the wick, dip your stick, dip your stinger in the honey,
>> dipping the wick, dirty deed, the, dirty work at the crossroads,
>> disappearing cane trick, the, discourse, discussing Uganda,
>> disporting oneself, dive in the dark, dive into the dark, do, do a
>> back fall, do a bit of beef, do a bit of front door action, do a bit
>> of nifty, do a bottom-wetter, do a dicky dick, do a dive in the
>> dark, do a dogs rig, do a flop, do a grind, do horizontal exercises,
>> do a kindness to, do a leap, do a lewd infusion, do a line with, do
>> a nifty, do an inside worry, do an upright, do a perpendicular, do a
>> push, do a rudeness to, do a slide up the board, do a spread, do a
>> tumble, do a woman's job for her, do it, do me nasty, do miracles,
>> do number three, do one's kind, do one's office, do over, do
>> slippery belly, do some good for yourself, do some nose paintaing,
>> do somebody, do the act of darkness, do the agreeable, do the bad
>> thing, do the beast with two backs, do the big nasty, do the bone
>> dance, do the business, do the chores, do the deed, do the dirty, do
>> the dirty deed, do the dirty thing, do the divine work of
>> fatherhood, do the do, do the filth, do the grown-up thing, do the
>> horizontal hula, do the horizontal mambo, do the horizontal tummy
>> bump, do the nasty, do the natural thing, do the naughty, do the
>> pussydo the rump-shaker, do the sex act, do the story with someone,
>> do the thing, do the trick, do the tube-snake boogey, do the
>> two-backed beast, do the ugly deed, do the ugly-bumpy, do the wild
>> thing, do what comes naturally, do what newlyweds do, doing the
>> thang, doing the wild thing, doinking, dock, dog, dog's match, dog's
>> rig, doggy-dancing, doing a perpendicular, doing it, Donald, Donald
>> Duck, doodle, drill, drive, drive into it, drive it home, drive it
>> to home base, drives the meat bus into tuna town, driving Miss
>> Daisy, driving the pink love bus into tuna town, drop ones load,
>> drop one's drawers, duelling bedsprings, dunk the dingus, dunk the
>> dolphin, dunk the love-muscle, dunk, dunking, dunking the love
>> muscle, Dutch treat, ear, ease, ease nature, ease oneself, edeapsis,
>> eff, effing, empty one's trash, engage in marriage joys, engage in
>> three to one and bound to lose, enjoy, enjoy a woman, enjoy a
>> plaster of warm guts, enjoy a roll in the hay, enjoy favors,
>> entertain, entertaining royalty, erotic congress, every night about
>> this time, exchange bodily fluids, exchange DNA, exchange flesh,
>> exercise one's marital rights, exercise the armadillo, exercise the
>> ferret, F, F-ing, F-word, face-to-face mating, fall backward, fall
>> in the furrow, fall to it, fast breathing, favor, feather bed jig,
>> federating, feed the bearded clam, feed the beever, feed the cat,
>> feed the clam, feed the dumb glutton, feed the dummy, feed the fish,
>> feed the monkey, feed the pussy, feed somebody's monkey, feeding the
>> bearded clam, fenorking, ferk, ferret, fettle, fickey fick, fidget
>> the midget in Bridget, filling the box, filling the juicebox, firk,
>> firkin, first game ever played, fish supper, fishing for kippers,
>> fit, fit ends, fit end to end, fit pipes, fix her plumbing, fix
>> someone up, fizzing, flat dancing, flesh, flesh it, flesh session,
>> flimpflop, flop in, flop in the hay, fly-by-night, foining,
>> folk-dancing, fool around with, foot, foraminate, fore and aft,
>> fork, forking, fornicate, fornication, four-legged frolic, frail
>> job, frat, fraternize, fratting, free one's hips, Friar Tuck, frig,
>> frigging, front door work, fruit that made man wise, the, fuck-a
>> Jesuit, fuckation, fuck by the book, fuck one's brains out, fucking,
>> fuckle, fugging, fulke, fun and games, funch, funny business,
>> furgle, futter, futuere, futy, futz, futz around, game of inches,
>> gasp and grunt, gaying it, genital intercourse, get a bellyful of
>> marrow, get a bellyful of pudding, get a bit, get a chunk, get a
>> crumpet, get a go at the creamstick, get a hunk, get a leg over, get
>> a little, get a piece, get a piece of ass, get a shot of leg, get a
>> shove in your blind eye, get a snippet, get a wet bottom, get a wet
>> one, get about her, get at it, get between the sheets with, get
>> buckwild, get busy, get down to business, get down to it, get down
>> with, get going, get hilt and hair, get home, get horizontal, get
>> hulled between wind and water, get into, get into bed with, get into
>> her pants, get into one's drawers, get Into some serious flesh, get
>> into somebody's drawers, get into somebody's pants, get into the
>> pants of, get it off, get it off with, get Jack in the orchard, get
>> layed, get lucky, get mud for your turtle, get off the gun, get off
>> with, get on top of, get one's ashes hauled, get one's balls off,
>> get one's banana peeled, get one's chimney swept out, get one's
>> cookies, get ones end away, get one's end in, get one's end wet, get
>> one's greens, get one's jollies, get one's kettle mended, get one's
>> leather stretched, get one's leg across, get ones leg lifted, get
>> ones leg over, get one's noodle wet, get one's nuts cracked, get
>> ones nuts off, get one's oats, get one's oil changed, get one's pole
>> varnished, get ones rocks off, get physical, get rigged, get shot in
>> the tail, get sloppy, get some, get some action, get some area, get
>> some ass, get some big leg, get some cold cock, get some crack, get
>> some cunt, get some goose, get some hair, get some hole, get someone
>> into the cot, get some leg, get some nookie, get some pussy, get
>> some slickem on your hangdown, get some soft leg, get some stuff,
>> get some tail, get some trim, get some quim, get some tweeze, get
>> stabbed in the thigh, get stuffed, get the leg over, get the sugar
>> stick, get the upshot, get there, get through, get to home plate,
>> get to it, get together with, get up the pole, get up the yard, get
>> wild, get your bean waxed, get your bone honed, get your bunny
>> boiled, get your canoe shellacked, get your end away, get your end
>> wet, get your horns filed, get your noodle wet, get your poker wet,
>> get your weiner wet, getting a piece, getting bent, getting it on,
>> getting laid, getting ones end away, getting plugged, getting run,
>> getting skins, getting some skin, getting your end away, getting
>> your leg-over, gift of one's body, give a bit of hard for a bit of
>> soft, give a bit of snug for a bit of stiff, give a hole to hide in,
>> give a shot of leg, give a thrill, give a woman a shot, give hard
>> for soft, give her a bit of the other, give her a past, give her a
>> length, give her a shot, give her a stab, give her a thrill, give
>> her one, give her the time, give him one, give it to someone, give
>> juice for jelly, give mutton for beef, give one a bone, give one a
>> frigging, give one a jump, give one a past, give one a screwing,
>> give one a shot, give one a stab, give one a tumble, give oneself
>> to, give pussy a taste of cream, give soft for hard, give some body,
>> give someone the business, give someone the shaft, give someone the
>> works, give standing room for one only, give someone the business,
>> give the dog a bone, give the ferret a run, give the old man his
>> supper, give up one's treasure, give way, glazing the donut, go all
>> the way, go at it, go ballocking, go beard-splitting, go
>> bed-pressing, go belly-thumping, go boom-boom, go bum-tickling, go
>> bum-working, go bush-ranging, go buttocking, go cock-fighting, go
>> cunny-catching, go doddling, go doodling, go drabbling, go
>> facemaking, go fleshing it, go for a horizontal jog, go in and out
>> like a fiddlers elbow, go in unto, go leather-stretching, go like a
>> belt-fed motor, go on bush patrol, go on the loose, go on the
>> stitch, go pile-driving, go prick-scouring, go quim-sticking, go
>> rumping, go rump-splitting, go stargazing, go the length, go the
>> limit, go the whole way, go through, go to bed with, go to
>> Hairyfordshire, go to it, go to town, go to work with, go
>> tromboning, go tummy tickling, go twat-faking, go up her like a rat
>> up a drain, go upstairs, go vaulting, go with, goat's jig, going all
>> the way, going and coming, going halvsies on an orgasm, going
>> horizontal, gombo, goose, goose and duck, grabbing some snatch,
>> grafting, grant favors, grant the favor, grasp and grunt, gratify
>> someone's desires, grease the wheel, greasing the pole, grind, grind
>> it, grind one's tool, grinding, groan and grunt, ground rations,
>> growl and grunt, grumble and grunt, grummet, hailing, halve the
>> crack, hammer, hammering, hamming, handy-dandy, hanging at the Y,
>> hard-assed love, hard breathing, hava a banana with, have a bang,
>> have a beef injection, have a bottom-wetter, have a bit, have a bit
>> of bum, have a bit of cock, have a bit of crumpet, have a bit of
>> cunt, have a bit of fish, have a bit of fluff, have a bit of fun,
>> have a bit of giblet pie, have a bit of gutstick, have a bit of jam,
>> have a bit of meat, have a bit of mutton, have a bit of pork, have a
>> bit of rough, have a bit of skirt, have a bit of split mutton, have
>> a bit of stuff, have a bit of sugar stick, have a bit of summer
>> cabbage, have a bit of tail, have a bit on the fork, have a blow
>> through, have a brush with the cue, have a cuddle, have a cut off
>> the joint, have a dash in the bloomers, have a double shot, have a
>> fuck, have a good time, have a good time with, have a hot roll with
>> cream, have a joy ride, have a jump with, have a knee trembler, have
>> a live sausage for supper, have a naughty, have a piece of ass, have
>> a piece of tail, have a poke, have a rattle, have a ride, have a
>> roll in the hay, have a screw, have a slice off the joint, have a
>> shag, have a tumble, have a turn on one's back, have an affair with,
>> have carnal knowledge, have carnal knowledge of, have coition, have
>> coitus with, have fun, have fun with, have hot pudding for supper,
>> have intimate relations with, have it away with, have it in, have it
>> off, have it off with, have one's banana peeled, have one's cut,
>> have one's foul way with, have ones greens, have one's oats, have
>> ones way with, have one's will with, have personal relations with,
>> have relations, have relations with, have sexhave sex with, have
>> sexual relations, have sexual relations with, have someone away,
>> have the banana peeled, have union with, having a bit, having it
>> off, having sex, he-ing and she-ing, hide the ferret, hide the
>> Hooded Hodad, hide the hot dog, hide the sausage, hide the weasel,
>> hide the wienie, hit on the fall, hit on the tail, hit skins, hit
>> the kitten, hit the sack with, hitting skins, hive it, hobble, hog,
>> hole it, hole in one, home base, home run, home plate, hone, honey
>> fuck, hook up, hop in the saddle, hop into bed with, hop into the
>> horses collar, hop on, hop on a babe, hop on the good foot, hop up
>> and down, horizontal bop, horizontal dancing, horizontal exercise,
>> horizontal folk-dancing, horizontal jitterbug, horizontal jogging,
>> horizontal hula, horizontal mambo, horizontal refreshment,
>> horizontal relaxation, horizontal rhumba, horizontal rumble,
>> horizontalize, hormone fix, horry, hose, hosing, hot beef injection,
>> hot lay, hot meat injection, hot roll with cream, hot tailing,
>> huddle, hump, humping, hump 'em and dump 'em, humpery, humpin' and
>> bumpin', hunk of ass, hunk of butt, huntch, impale, in copulo,
>> in-and-in, in-and-out, in-and-out jig, in coitu, in-out, in the box,
>> in the hay, in the kip, in the sack, in the saddle, in to the hilt,
>> intercourse, interior decorating, interior sledging, intimate
>> relations, introduce Charlie, Charley, introduce the captain,
>> introduce the captain to his pie, intromission, Irish whist,
>> irrigate, involved with someone, it's naughty but nice, it takes two
>> to tango, jab, jack, Jack Horny, janney, jape, jazz it, jazz-fiddle,
>> jeeping, jig, jig-a-jig, jig-jig, jigga-jig, jiggady-jig, jiggery
>> pokery, jiggle, jiggling, jiggy-jig, jing-jang, jingle-jangle,
>> jobbing, jock, Joe Buck, jog, join giblets, join paunches, joining
>> faces, jokum cloy, jolly ride, jolt, jottle, jounce, juke, joy ride,
>> juggle, jumble, jump bones, jump in the sack, jump someone's bones,
>> jump up and down, kick it with, knee trembler, knick-knacking, knob
>> it, knob-jockery, knobbing, knock, knock boots with, knock it off,
>> knock it out, knock off a piece, knocking boots, knocking the bottom
>> out, knot with, know, know someone biblically, know someone in the
>> Biblical sense, labiate, labor leather, ladles' tailoring, lady
>> feast, laid, lame duck, lap clap, laps around the track, last act,
>> last favor, last compliment, last liberties, lay down, lay off with,
>> lay out, lay pipelay some pipe, lay somebody, lay the hip, lay the
>> leg, lay the log, lay the track, lay the wood, lay tube, lay your
>> cane in a dusty corner, lay with the moon, layed, leap, leap in the
>> dark, leg business, leg over, leg sliding, let's Adam-and-Eve it,
>> lewd infusion, lib, lie feet uppermost, lie on, lie under, lie with,
>> lift one's leg, lift the heels, light the lamp, limit, ling
>> grappling, lip work, little game of hide-the-sausage, lob in, lob
>> it, lob it up, lock in key, look at the ceiling, loose coat game,
>> lose the match and pocket the stakes, love work, lovemaking, lovins,
>> low Greek, make a statement in tail, make babies, make faces, make
>> ends meet, make feet for children's shoes, make feet for children's
>> stockings, make it, make it with, make love, make love to, make love
>> with, make one grunt, make out, make out with, make piggiesmake
>> someone, make the beast with two backs, make the bed springs creak,
>> make the chimney smoke, make the scene, make whoopee, making a
>> deposit, making a dogs match of it, making a hit, making bacon,
>> making it, making love, making out, making the beast with two backs,
>> making whoopee, manhandle, man-on-top, marital duty, marital
>> relations, marital rughts, marriage joys, mash the fat, match ends,
>> match with, mate, mating, mate with, matrimonial polka, mattress
>> dancing, mattress jig, mattress mambo, mattress marathon, meat
>> injection, meddle, mercy fuck, merry bout, mesh, mess around, mess
>> around with, mingle with, mish, mix one's peanut butter, moll,
>> monkey business, morner, mort douce, mount, mow, muddle, multiply
>> and be fruitful, mump, myrtle, mysteries of love, mysteries of
>> Venus, naff, naffing, nail, nail two bellies together, naked
>> sinnasty, national indoor game, national indoor sport, nature's
>> duty, naughties, the, naughty but nice, it's, naval engagement,
>> negotiate the forested chasm, nest in the bush, nether work, nick,
>> nidge, nig, niggle, niggling, night baseball, night exercises, night
>> games, night physic, night work, nip, nob, nobble, nock, nodge,
>> nookey, nookey push-push, nooky, nookie, nub, nubbing, nug, nugging,
>> number three, nuptial rights, nurtle, oblige, oil change, old bald
>> game, old in and out, old in-out, old one two, the, old slap and
>> tickle, on the job, on the nest, one with the other, open one's
>> legs, open up to, open your legs, other, the, parallel parking, park
>> the car in her garage, park the pink cadillac, park the porpoise,
>> park your yacht in hair harbor, party, peel, peel one's best end,
>> penetrate, penisize, penization, penovaginal intercourse, personal
>> relations, pestle, phallacise someone, phallactory act, phallate,
>> phallating, phallation, phutz, phutzing, piece of flesh, pickle
>> tickle, pickle-me-tickle-me, pickleville, piece of tail, pile,
>> pile-driving, pin her legs back like a Safeway chicken, pity fuck,
>> plank, plant the oats, plaster of warm guts, play at Adam and Eve,
>> play at all fours, play at cock in cover, play at fathers and
>> mothers, play at in and out, play at itch-buttocks, play at lift the
>> leg, play at stallions and mares, play at pickle-me-tickle-me, play
>> at tops and bottoms, play at up-tails-all, play at wriggle your
>> navels, play belly-to-belly, play bouncy-bouncy, play doctor, play
>> hide the bone, play hide the hamster, play hide the salami, play
>> hide the sausage, play hide the weenie, play in the hay, play
>> mothers and fathers, play mummies and daddies, play night baseball,
>> play one's ace, play one's ace of spade and receive the jack, play
>> rub-belly, play the first game ever played, play the organ, play the
>> national indoor game, play the trombone, play the two-back game,
>> play twenty toes, play with, plonk, plough, ploughing, plough the
>> back forty, ploughing the furrow, pluck, pluck and trim, plug, plug
>> tail, plugging, pluke, plumb her depths, plumbing, pocket the red,
>> poke a stroke, poke in the whiskers, a, poke the sushi, poke the
>> yoke, poke through the whiskers, poking the fire, poking, poking the
>> bearded triangle, poking the pork pole, pole work, poling, polish
>> one's ass on the top sheet, pom-pom, poon, poonj, pop, pop-a-choppop
>> it in, porking, porking de ho, post a letter, poultice of warm guts,
>> pound, pound leather, pound the bedsheets, pound the mound, pound
>> the pork, practice parallel parking, prang, pray with the knees
>> upwards, press the flesh, prick-scouring, prig, prigging, prodprong,
>> pudendal intercourse, pudendal pleasures, pudendal symphony, pully
>> hawly, pump, pumping, punch, push in the bush is worth two in the
>> hand, a, push in the truck, push-push, pushpin, put and take, put
>> four corners on the spit, put his snake through her grass, put it
>> in, put it in and break it, put it into, put it to, put it to her,
>> put it out of sight, put the boots to, put the blocks to, put the
>> boots, put the devil into hell, put the tool in the shed, putter in
>> the hole, putting on the pot, putting Percy to bed, quelch, quiff,
>> quiffing, quim-sticking, quim-wedging, quimming, rake out, ram your
>> rod, ramming, ranlum scrantum, rantum scantum, rasher, rasp away,
>> rattle, reeling in the fish, regular trick, relations, rest and
>> recreation, ride rantipole, ride St. George, ride the bologna pony,
>> ride the hobby horse, ride the skin bus into Tuna Town, ride the
>> spike, ride the wild ponyriding St. George, riding the baloney pony,
>> riding the elephant trunk of joy, riding the nag, rifle, ring
>> snatching, rip her guts down, rip off, rip off a quick piece, rites
>> of love, rites of spring, rites of Venus, roasting the broomstick,
>> rock, rock and roll, rock someone's world, rocking chair, rocks off,
>> rodding, roger, rogering, roll, roll in the hay, rolling about,
>> romp, romping, rope a poke, root, rooting, rootle, roust, rout,
>> routing, rub-a-dub, rub bacons, rub bellies, rub groins together,
>> rub leather, rub offal, rub up, rubadub, rubbing bacons, rubbing
>> uglies, rumble, rumbusticate, rummage, rump work, rump, rumping,
>> rump-shaker, rump-splitting, rumple foreskin, rumpo, rumpty-tumpty,
>> rumpy-dumpy, rumpy-pumpy, Russian duck, rutting, ryde, sacrifice to
>> Venus, sardsaw off a chunk, saw off a piece, scale, score, score
>> between the posts, score with, scrapping, screw one's head off,
>> screw the arse off, screw the ass off, screwing, scrog, scrump,
>> scrumping, scuttle, secret services, see, see a man about a dog, see
>> the King, see stars, seeing-to, service, sex act, sex job,
>> sexercises, sexlove, sexperience, sexpression, sexual act, sexual
>> commerce, sexual communion, sexual concourse, sexual congress,
>> sexual conjunction, sexual embrace, sexual intercourse, sexual
>> intercoursing, sexual intimacy, sexual knowledge, sexual liaison,
>> sexual relations, sexual relief, sexual union, sew up, shafting,
>> shag, shag like a rattlesnake, shag your lugs off, shagging, shake,
>> shake the sheets, shaking, shaking the sheets, share a bed with,
>> share a pillow with, sharpen the pencil, sheath the sword to the
>> hilt, sheltering under the pink umbrella, shift-work, shoot between
>> wind and water, shoot downstairs, shoot in the bush, shoot in the
>> tail, shot at the front door, shove, shoving the beaver with the
>> lever, shtoop, shtup, sin, sink the pink, sink the sailor, sink the
>> sausage, sink the soldier, sink the sub, sinking the battleship,
>> sinking the pork sword, sinking the sausage, sinking the sub,
>> skeeze, skewer, skin the cat, skin the live rabbit, skin the pizzle,
>> sklook, skroging, slam, slam her clam, slam some ham, slam spunk,
>> slamming, slap skins, slap and tickle, slap 'n tickle, slapping
>> skins, sleep together, sleep with, slice of damp, slice the legs
>> off, slice her, the muffin, slip a length, slip her a length, slip
>> her a hot beef injection, slip her a quick crippler, slip her a tube
>> steak, slip her one, slip her the whale, slip in, slip into, slip it
>> to, slip it to her, slip one a hot beef injection, slip-sliding
>> away, slip someone a length, slippin' and slidin', slither, smeg,
>> smock service, smoke, smockage, smucking, snag, snake boogie, snib,
>> snizzling, snug, socialize, soul roll, spear the bearded clam, spend
>> the night with, spit, splat your fat, split, split a kipper,
>> splitting the hamster, sport of the masses, sport of Venus, spot of
>> heavy breathing, a, spot of hard breathing, a, spread for someone,
>> spread your legs, spreading the folds, spreading the mayo, spunk
>> dump, square someone's circle, squashing the meat, squat jump in the
>> cucumber patch, squatting on the hog, squeeze and a squirt, a, stab,
>> stab in the thigh, stable my naggle, stable one's naggle, stand a
>> push, stick it in, sticking it in and pulling it out, straight lay,
>> strap, strapping, stretch leather, strip one's tarse, strop one's
>> beak, strum, stub your chub, study astronomy, stuff, stuff her muff,
>> stuff her the bunny, stuffing, subagitate, subagitation, sweep out
>> the chimney, sweet agony, sweet death, swinge, swinging the ax,
>> switchel, swive, swyve, tail one's guts out, tail-job,
>> tail-tickling, tail wagging, tail work, take a roll with, take a
>> trip around the parsley patch, take a turn in Bushy Park, take a
>> turn in Cock Alley, take a turn in the bush, take a turn in the hair
>> court, take a turn in the hay, take a turn in the stubble, take a
>> turn on Love Lane, take a turn on Shooters Hill, take a turn on the
>> aphrodisiacal tennis court, take a turn on Mount Pleasant, take a
>> turn through the stubble, take in and do for, take in beef, take in
>> cream, take it in, take it out in trade, take Nebuchadnezzar out to
>> grass, take someone, take someone to bed, take the starch out of
>> somone, take to bed, taking a ride, taking an albino piss, taking
>> her temperature with a meat thermometer, taking old one-eye to the
>> optometrist, taking the old skin boat to tuna town, talk, tame her
>> shrew, tap, tap your tailpipe, target practice, tear off a piece of
>> tail, tear the sheets, tender agony, test the mattress, tether one's
>> nag, thread, thread the needle, thrill and chill, throw, throw a
>> boff into, throw a bop into, throw a fuck into, throw a hump, throw
>> a leg over, throw a screw into, throw one a hump, throw one's
>> dagger, throwing the pork, thrum, thrust, thump, tick-tack, tickle,
>> tickling the fancy, tie the lover's knot, tie the true lover's knot,
>> tiffing, tillage, tilting, tip, tip the long one, tonk, tool it,
>> tooling, tooling in the woods, tootsie roll, tops and bottoms, toss
>> in the hay, trimtrim the buff, trip down the mine shaft, trip up the
>> Rhine, trolley and truck, tromboning, trot out one's pussy, trounce,
>> trouser serpent in the grass, try it for size, try it on for size,
>> tube steak boogie, tumble, tummy-tickling, tup, turn, turn up one's
>> tail, twang, twat raking, twatting, twiddle, twist a leg, two-backed
>> beast, two-handed put, Ugandan affairs, Ugandan discussions, ugly,
>> the, ugly deed, the, ultimate favor, the, union, unite, unite
>> oneself with, unspoken language of love, up her way, up in you,
>> up-tails-all, up to your apricots in kipperland, up to the bumper,
>> up to the hilt, up to your nuts in guts, upright, upright grand, ups
>> and downs, vaginal intercourse, vaginate, vagination, vagino-phallic
>> interaction, venereal act, Venerean mirth, venery, venture, wallow,
>> wap, warm one's bed, western laywet bottom, wet one's wick, wet the
>> worm, wetting the willy, whack it up, whale some babe, what Eve did
>> with Adam, what mother did before me, whitewash, whitewash your
>> guts, wild ride on the baloney pony, wienering, wiggle, wind up the
>> clock, wingding, womanize, work the dumb oracle, work the hairy
>> oracle, work up, wriggle navels, yentz, yield one's favors,
>> you-know-what, yum-yum, zig-zig, zinzanbruck, COCK!, abominable
>> pants worm, Abraham, accordion, accoutrements, ace, ace poker,
>> acorn, acorns, acucullus, adamantine organon, Adams arsenal, Adam's
>> dagger, Adam's whip, affair, agate, all-beef sausage, all forlorn,
>> allsbay, almond, almond rock, almond rock candy, amblyopic organ,
>> angle, animated ivory, anteater, apparatus, apparatus urogenitalis,
>> appendage, appropriate member, apricots, arbor vitae, arm of love,
>> armored division, arrow, arse-opener, arse worm, arse-wedge, arser,
>> artillerie de Cupidon, artillerie de Venus, ass-opener, ass-wedge,
>> auger, auxiliaries, baby, baby beef, baby-grinder, baby-makers,
>> babys arm, baby's forarm, Bacchus march, back wheels, bacon, bacon
>> bazooka, badger, bag-filler, bag of fruits, bag of tricks, bagadga,
>> baggage, baggette, bagpipes, bags, bald eagle, bald-headed
>> candidate, bald-headed hermit, bald-headed mouse, bald-headed rat,
>> bald man, ball bag, ball sack, Balkans, Ballarat, ball basket,
>> ballock bag, balls and bat, baloney pony, bamboo stick, banana skin,
>> band-member, banger, bangles, banjo string, bannocks, bar, bar on,
>> barge pole, basket, basketful of meat, bat and balls, baton,
>> battering piece, battering ram, battlefat, bauble, baubles, bawbles,
>> baz, bazooka, bazooka shooter, BD drill, beak, bean, bean pods, bean
>> pole, bean-shooter, bean-tosser, beard-splitter, beating tool,
>> beaver cleaver, beaver lever, bed flute, beef bayo with extra mayo,
>> beef bayonet, beef jerky, beef stick, beef whistle, beer can, bell,
>> bell-end, bell-rope, bell-swagged, belly bristles, belly thicket,
>> belly-whiskers, belongings, below the navel, belt buster, bent dick,
>> bent stick, berries, best friend, best leg of three, best part,
>> Bethlehem Steel, bicho, big bamboo, big Ben, big bird, big bite, big
>> brother, big daddy, big dipper, big fella, Big Foot Joe, big head,
>> big hunk of meat, Big Jim and the twins, big one, big piece of meat,
>> big red, big wand, bilbo, billiards, billy, billy and doo, billy
>> club, bingey, biological reaction, biological response, bird's eggs,
>> bishop's miter, bit of hard, biteful, bits, black limo, black
>> pencil, black snake, blackjack, blanket stiff, blind, blind as a
>> boiled turnip, Blind Bob, blind buckler, blind meat, blind piece,
>> blinds, blood-breaker, blow pop, blow stick, blowtorch, bludgeon,
>> blue steeler, blue thimble, blue vein, blue-veined custard chucker,
>> blue-veined junket pumper, blue-veined hooligan, blue-veined
>> piccolo, blue-veined steak, blue-veined throbber, blue-veined
>> trumpet, blue veiner, blunt end, bobblers, bobbles, bobby-dangler,
>> bobbys anorak, bobby's helmet, bobstay, bobtail, bodkin, body's
>> captain, bogga, bomhead, bonbons, bone in the leg, bone phone,
>> boneless appendage of the male, boneless fish, boneless stiff,
>> boneroni, bonfire, bonk-on, booboos, boss and his two helpers,
>> botuliform genital pendant of the male, bow, bowsprit, boy toy,
>> bozack, branch, brat-getter, broom handle, bristle up, Brown Joe,
>> bruiser, brush, bubbly jack, bubbly jock, bubus, bucking bronco,
>> Buckinger's boot, buddy, buffing stick, bug-fucker, bugle, bulge,
>> bullets, bullish, bulp, bum balls, bun puncher, bun spreader, bung,
>> burrito, bush whacker, business, butt basher, butt smasher,
>> butterfinger, button buster, button mushroom, button-short,
>> buttonhole worker, BVH, cafe curtains, camel complaint, Canadian
>> bacon, canary, candy, candy cane, candy stick, cannon, captain,
>> Captain Hard, Captain Hightop the Love Commander, Captain Hogseye,
>> Captain One-Eye, Captain Picard, Captain Standish, carnal member,
>> carnal part, carnal parts, carry a big stick, cartes, carts, cartso,
>> cartzo, catso, catzo, Casey, cavalier, cavity probe, change purse,
>> chanticleer, charger, Charles the Bald, charleys, chaud, cheesy
>> bell-end, cheesy bunnet, cheesy wheelbarrow, cherry birch, cherry
>> picker, cherry splitter, chicken mc nuggets, chicken neck, chibi,
>> chimney-stopper, chingus, choad, chode, choker, chones, chooza,
>> chopped cock, chopper, Chris Hardwick, Christ and two apostles,
>> Christmas crakers, christener, chub, chubby, chuckies, chull, chum,
>> chunky monkey, chutney ferret, cinnamon stick, clappers, clava,
>> cleat, clipped dick, cluster, cobbs, cobs, cobblers, cobbler's awls,
>> cobbler's stall, cobra, cock of death, cock-on, cock-stand,
>> cockaroony, cocked, cocked gun, cockhead, cockknuckle, cockles,
>> cockoroony, cockroach, cockstand, cocktus erectus, cocky, coconuts,
>> cod, codpiece, cods, coffee stalls, cold meat, cold pig, Colleen
>> Bawn, come factories, command module, Compass of the Netherland,
>> concern, concrete donkey, conkers, cookies, coolies, copper stick,
>> coral branch, corker, corn beef cudgel, corpuscle, Corsican, cory,
>> coupling bat, crab ladder, crack a fat, crack hunter, crackerjacks,
>> cracking tool, crank, crankshaft, cream crackers, cream-stick,
>> credentials, cremorne, crimson chitterling, crimson crowbar, crotch
>> cartilage, crotch cobra, crotch rocket, crowbar, crowd pleaser,
>> crown jewels, crumpet-trumpet, cuckoo, cucumber, cullions, culls,
>> culty-gun, cum factories, cum slinger, cunny-catcher, cunt-stabber,
>> cunt-stand, cunt-sticker, cunt-stirrer, cunt-stretcher, Cupid's
>> torch, curls, curlies, curly hairs, curtains, custard-chucker, cut
>> out to be a gentleman, cut out to be a man, cutlass, cuts, Cyclops,
>> daddy longdick, daddy bag, daddy mack, damsons, dangle, dangle-dong,
>> dangler, dangling participles, dart of love, dawn horn, dead lizard,
>> dead meat, dead rabbit, dead soldier, dead stick, dead worm,
>> deadwood, dear morsel, delight of women, derrick, devil, diamond
>> cutter, diamonds, dick butkiss, dick-tator, dick up, dick wheat,
>> dickery-dock, Dickie, Dicky, Dickie and the boys, dickory dock,
>> diddly-whacker, digitis erectus, dill, dilly-whacker, dimple-dick,
>> ding, ding-a-ling, ding-dangs, ding-dongs, dingbat, dingbats,
>> dinghy, dingle, dingo, dingy, dink, dinosaur, dirk, divining rod,
>> do-dads, do-funny, do-hickies, do-jigger, do-johnny, dobber, Doctor
>> Cocker, Doctor Johnson, dodads, dofunny, dohickey, dohickie,
>> dohickeys, dohickies, dohinger, dojigger, dojiggers, dojohnnie,
>> dolphin, donaker, dong and gongs, donger, donkey, donkey dick,
>> donkey-dicked, donkey-rigged, donkified, donniker, donut holder,
>> doodad, doodads, doodle-flap, doohicky, doover, doowhackey, dopper,
>> down below, down-led, down there, drain pipe, draped, drapes,
>> dribble-cock, driving post, drooper, drooping member, dropping
>> member, droopy, drumstick, ducky-bird, dust cover for the cunt,
>> dusters, dydus, eager pleaser, eggs in the basket, eggwhite cannon,
>> ejac vac, eleventh finger, Elmer Pudd, enemy, engine, engine of
>> love, English sentry, enob, equipment, erected spermapositor,
>> erectile urogenital appendage, erectio penis, erectivation, Eric
>> Shun, essentials, everlasting gobstopper, extra digit, extra skin,
>> eye dropper, eye-hole, eye-opener, eye of the Bishop, fags
>> toothbrush, faggots toothbrush, family organ, fancy work, fanny
>> ferret, Fat Frank, fat one, fat peter, father-of-all, fiddlestick,
>> fiddling stick, figs, finger puppet, firm worm, first leg of three,
>> fish stick, fixed bayonet, flack, flag, flagpole, flapdoodle, flesh
>> pencil, flip-flap, flounder, flowers and frolics, foaming beef
>> probe, foot long, forbidden zone, fornicating engine, fornicating
>> member, fornicating tool, fornicator, fountain pen, Fred, frick,
>> frick and frack, frigamajig, front porch, fruit for the monkey,
>> fuck-meat, fuck muscle, fuck pole, fuck-rod, fuck-stick, fucking
>> stick, fucking tool, fuckstick, fud packer, fun and frolics, fun
>> bone, fun-stick, fun-zone, funk-stick, funmaker, gadgets, gadso,
>> gap-stopper, gargantuan organum virile, gator, gaying instrument,
>> gear, gear and tool, gearbox, gearstick, gearstick d'amour, General
>> smuts, generating tool, generation tool, generative organ, genital
>> coupler, genital forefoot, genital pound of flesh, genital reamer,
>> genital staff, genital shaft, genital tentacle, genitalia, gentle
>> fist, gentle tittler, gentleman, gentleman's appendage, German
>> helmet, get a stand, gherkin, gifted, giggling pin, gingambobs, girl
>> catcher, girlometer, globes, glory pole, glow rod, glow stick,
>> gnarled root of love, goat, goatees, goatskin, gobstopper, Gods
>> revenge on a woman, golden rivet, gonads, gones, goober, good foot,
>> good parts, good time prison use, gooseberries, goose's neck, goot,
>> gooter, gorilla salad, goy toy, grand bag, gravy-giver, gravy-maker,
>> grew proud below the navel, grinding tool, gristle-stick, groceries,
>> groin, guided missile, gully-raker, gutstick, hacker, hair divider,
>> hairless wonder, hairy banana, hairy conkers, hairy saddlebags,
>> hairy sausage, half a cob, ham and two eggs, ham howitzer, Hamilton
>> Wick, Hampton Wick, hand made, hand reared, handstaff, handle,
>> hang-down, hangers, happy sack, hard, hard-bit, hard head, hard
>> salami, hard-up, hardened spermapositor, Hardhat Harry, hardware,
>> harpoon, hat rack, have a bone, have a bone-on, have a boner, have a
>> hard-on, have a horn, have a rod-on, having it on, he-thing, heat in
>> the meat, heat seeking missile, heat seeking moisture missile,
>> heirlooms, helmet, helmet pelmet, Henry Halls, Herman the One-eyed
>> German, hermit, hickey, hidden treasure, hidden tumor, higgumbobs,
>> His Majesty in purple cap, hissing Sid, ho-handle, hock, hodge dog,
>> hoe-handle, hogger, hole puncher, holiday money, holy poker, holy
>> pole, honker, honorable prick, hopping bug, horn, the, horn-colic,
>> hornification, horse's handbrake, horsemeat, hot dog, hot member,
>> hot rod, hotchee, huevos, hugen, human enema, humpmobile, hung, hung
>> like a bull, hung like a dinosaur, hung like a horse, hung like a
>> rabbit, hung like a stallion, hunk of meat, husbandman of nature,
>> ice cream machine, ID, idol, in full fig, in full orchestra, in
>> one's Sunday best, in one's Sunday clothes, inch, inch instrument,
>> instrument, instrumentum erectum, interstitial glands, intimate
>> bits, intimate parts, intromittent organ, Irish horse, Irish rise,
>> Irish root, Irish toothache, Irish toothpick, Jack-in-the-box, Jack
>> in a box, jackalope, jakey, jackhammer, Jackson Pollocks, jacktool,
>> jammy, jang, jap's eye, jawbreaker, jenny, jean tent, jelly bag,
>> jellyroll, Jenny Tull, Jews lance, jewel box, jewelry, jewelry
>> showcase., Jewish compliment, Jewish corned beef, Jewish national,
>> Jewish nightcap, jezebel, jig-jag, jig-jigger, jigging bone, jiggle
>> bone, jiggling bone, jiggumbobs, Jim Dog, Jimbo, jimbrowsky, jimmy,
>> jingleberries, jizzbags, jizz jemmy, jockum, John Tom, John Thomas,
>> John Thursday, John Willie, Johnny Come lately, Johnny Rollicks,
>> Johnny Rollocks, Jolly Red Giant, jolly member, jolly roger, jolly
>> stick, joyknob, joystick, Julius Caesar, jumbucks, jungle meat,
>> jungleberries, junior, kaks, kazoo, kelks, Ken Dodds, key to heaven,
>> kickapoo, kielbasa, King King Dong, king-member, king's iron, kit,
>> knackers, knacks, knick-knacks, knitting needle, knob-ache, knob
>> sack, knobster, kosher dill, kosher meat, kosher pickle, knot, lace,
>> lace curtains, lad, the, ladies' plaything, lady-ware, lamp of life,
>> lance in rest, lance of love, langer, lanoola, large cock, Lazarus,
>> lead in your pencil, leather cigar, leather dresser, leather
>> stretcher, lever, libido bandido, licorice stick, lift-up,
>> limp-dick, limp-prick, limbless erast, lingam, lipstick, lithoid
>> phallus, little acorns, Little Buddy, Little Buddys buddies, Little
>> Dickie, little dipper, Little Elvis, little engine, little finger,
>> little friend, little head, little man, Little Peter, little pinkie,
>> little sliver of flesh, Little Willy, live wire, load, loaded gun,
>> lob cock, lob prick, log, loins, lollypop, long dong, Long Dong
>> Silver, long pole, long pork, long trade, longfellow, longhorn, lop
>> cock, louisville slugger, love apples, love bone, love handle, love
>> length, love machine, love meat, love nuts, love pump, love-rod,
>> love sausage, love scepter, love spuds, love stick, love tool, love
>> torpedo, love trumpet, love truncheon, love-wand, loves battering
>> ram, loves dribbling dart, loves engine, love pick-lock, loves
>> sensitive truncheon, low-hangers, low neck, lower male proboscis,
>> luggage, lunchbox, lust bone, lust shaft, lust sword, machine of
>> love, machinery, nuts and bolts, maggot, magnum, main vein, Majesty
>> in Purple Cap, His, Major Woody, male begetting organ, male cleaver,
>> male genital appendage, male genital cleaver, male genital club,
>> male genital dispenser, male genital probe, male genital organ, male
>> genital teat, male gladiolus, male interfemoral infidel, male
>> intruder, male knout, male member, male membrum erectum, male
>> monolith, male netherlands, male organ, male organ of generation,
>> male organ of reproduction, male organs of generation, male organs
>> of reproduction, male organon, male pendant, male poker, male pouch,
>> male pound of flesh, male pudendal trifler, male pudendum, male
>> reproductive organs, male satisfier, male sexual organ, male sexual
>> organon, male sinker, male urogenitial horn, maleness, mallet, man,
>> man-meat, man mountain, man root, man steel, man's best leg of
>> three, man's privaties, man's third leg, manbone, manhood,
>> manliness, manmeat, marabon stork, maritudinal erection, marble
>> halls, Marquess of Lorne, Marquis de Lorne, Marquis of Lorne,
>> marriage gear, marrons, marrow-bone, masculine part, master member,
>> master tool, masterpiece, material part, mating meat, mating tool,
>> matrimonial peacemaker, Max Walls, maypole, means of generation,
>> meat and two potatoes, meat and two veg, meat and two vegetables,
>> meat axe, meat case, meat cleaver, meat dagger, meat flute, meat for
>> the butcher, meat for the famished and the starving, meat for the
>> poor, meat for the needy, meat puppet, meat-seeking pissile, meatus
>> longus, meaty bites, meggs, Member for Cockshire, membrum virile,
>> membrum virile erectum, membrum virile flaccidum, mentula, Mickey,
>> middle finger, middle stump, mighty meat, milk bone,
>> millimeter-peter, missile, missile of Venus launched, Mister Happy,
>> Mister Fuzzy, Mister Poky, Mister Softy, Mister Wiggly, modigger,
>> moisture missile, mole, mommy-daddy button, monkey, morning hard-on,
>> morning pride, morning wood, most precious parts, moving parts, Mr.
>> Big, Mr. Bluevein, Mr. Friendly, Mr. Priapus, Mr. Wong, muff
>> missile, muscle of love, mushroom tip, mutinous rogue, mutton,
>> mutton bayonet, mutton gun, mutton musket, Nebuchadnezzar, nackers,
>> nadgers, nad bag, nad sack, nads, nags, nameless thing, nasty bits,
>> natural member, natural parts, natural places, naturals, nature's
>> scythe, naughty bits, naughty toy, nearsighted, necessaries,
>> needle-dick, nervous cane, nether parts, nether proboscis, nether
>> regions, Niagara Falls, night stick, nightcrawler, nick-nacks, nine
>> iron, nob, nobby halls, nothin cock, nubbin, nudger, nuggets,
>> nutmegs, nutrageous, nuts and bolts, nutty buddy, oak tree, oblisk,
>> okra and prunes, Old Adam, old baldy, Old Damocles, old faceful, Old
>> Faithful, Old Faithless, old goat-peter, Old Hornington, Old Horny,
>> old one-eye, Old Slimy, old warty cod, Omar the tentmaker, on the
>> bonk, on the honk, on the stand, one-eyed, one-eyed Bob, one-eyed
>> brother, one-eyed demon, one-eyed monk, one-eyed monster, one-eyed
>> pants mouse, one-eyed snake, one-eyed trouser snake, one eyed whale,
>> one-eyed wonder worm, one-eyed worm, one-eyed zipper snake, one's
>> person, onion skin, orbs, orchestra stalls, orchids, organ, organ of
>> reproduction, organs of generation, organum virile, organum virile
>> durum, organum virile erectum, ornaments, oscar, Oscar Meyer,
>> P-maker, package, pan handle, pantilever, pants philistine, pants
>> python, pants worm, parts below, passion pole, Pat and Mick, pax
>> wax, peacemaker, pebbles, pecker wood, pecnoster, peculator pecker,
>> peculiar members, Pedro, pee-dee, peenie, peep, pee-pee, peepee
>> hole, peeper, peewee, peezel, peg, pego, penal dick, pencil and
>> tassel, pencil dick, penicillus, penie, penile erection, penis
>> glans, penis immensus, penis in erectus, peppermint stick, Percy,
>> pet snake, phallating club, phallating stick, phallic decorum,
>> phallic erection, phallic pendant, phallic cleraver, phallic pencil,
>> phallic prod, phallic quencher, phallic scratcher, phallus, phallus
>> adamantus, phallus erectus, phallus induratus, phallus rigidus,
>> pickle, picnic lunch, piddler, piece of meat, pike, piledriver,
>> pilgrims staff, pillcock, pillicock, pillock, pills, pichita de oro,
>> pimple-prick, pinga, pink bus, pink cadillac, pink oboe, pink
>> torpedo, pinkler, pintle, pioneer of nature, pipe outside, piss fat,
>> piss handle, piss hard-on, piss-pipe, piss proud, pissworm, piston,
>> piston rod, pitch a tent, pitching a tent in one's shorts, pixie
>> stick, pizzle, pizzler, placket-racket, plaything, plonker,
>> plug-tail, plunger, pocket fisherman, pogo-stick, point, Polyphemus,
>> pood, poontanger, pooper, poperine pear, popsicle, popsicle stick,
>> popular body parts, popular parts of your anatomy, pork dagger, pork
>> enema, porridge gun, portable pocket rocket, potato finger, potent
>> regiment, pouch, poud, prack, prairie oysters, prepuce, priapus,
>> prick-pride, prick-proud, prick-stand, prickle, pride and joy,
>> pride-of-the-morning, prides, princock, prigpas, Prince Everhard of
>> the Netherlands, Principal Skinner, private parts, private property,
>> privates, privities, privy limb, privy limbs, privy members, privy
>> parts, prod, pronger, proud below the navel, proud inclination of
>> the flesh, prunes, pubes, pubickers, pudendal intruder, pudendal
>> trifler, pudendus, pump action mottgun, punisher, the, puny prick,
>> puppy, purple-headed avenger, purple-headed custard chucker,
>> purple-headed meat puppet, purple-headed love truncheon,
>> purple-headed monster, purple-headed warrior, purple helmeted yogurt
>> thrower, purple lollipop, purple-throbber, purple-veined
>> tonsil-tickler, purse, pus-rod, pussy diver, pussy feeder, pussy
>> fodder, pussy-fucker, pussy pleaser, pussy plunger, pussy-poker,
>> pussy-sticker, putter, pylon, python, quiff-splitter, quim-stake,
>> quim-stick, quim-wedge, rabbit, radish, raisin bag, raise a gallop,
>> ram charger, rammer, ranger, rat, real piece, Rector of the Females,
>> red cap, red hot poker, red lobster, redcap, reproductive organs,
>> Richard, rig, rigid digit, rise, rise in the Levis, roaring horn,
>> roaring jack, rock formation, rock python, Rodney, rodger, Roger the
>> Lodger, rollocks, rollies, roly-poly, rooster, rosy red reproductive
>> rod, roto-rooter, roundhead, royal jewels, rubigo, rude bits, rude
>> parts, ruffian, rule of three, rump-splitter, sack, sack o' nuts,
>> salty dog, salty yogurt slinger, Sandra Bullocks, scalloped
>> potatoes, schmekel, schmeegle, schmock, schnitzel, schwantz,
>> schwing, scope, scorz, screwdriver, scrot, scrot sack, scrote,
>> scurvy end, seals, secret parts, secret works, secrets, semen
>> shooter, Senator Packwood, sensitive plant, sensitive truncheon,
>> serpent, sex bone, sex glands, sex meat, sex organ of the male, sex
>> stalk, sexocet missile, shaft of Cupid, shaft of delight, sheath,
>> shit stabber, shit stick, shlong, shmendrik, shmok, shmuck, shooting
>> iron, shooting stick, short and curlies, short hairs, short leg,
>> shove-straight, shrimp, shriveller, shtick, silky appendage, silver
>> penny, sinbad, skinclad tube, skinned, slabs, sleeping bag, sleeping
>> beauty, slug, slurpee, small arm, small person, smeat, snatch
>> pointer, snorker, snotty, solicitor general, the, southern
>> hemisphere, spear, spermapositor, sperm sack, spike, spiked phallus,
>> spitfire, spitter, spitting cobra, split-mutton, spooge gun,
>> sporran, sporting some wood, spunk factories, Spunky, spurm gun,
>> stable, stacked, stag, stalk, stand, stand-on, standard, standing,
>> standing member, stanley the power drill, star-gazer, steel beam,
>> steely dan, stemmer, stick and bangers, sticker, stickshift, sticky
>> finger, sticky spud gun, stiff-and-stout, stiff deity, stiff-on,
>> stiff one, stiff peter, stiff stander, stiffy, stinger, stocking
>> stuffer, stonk, stonk-on, stonker, stork, Stormy Dick, stout
>> warrior, stretcher, string and nuggets, stud, stud meat, stuffy,
>> Sunday best, Sunday clothes, superdick, swack, swanska, sweet meat,
>> sweets, swelling, swizzle stick, tackle, tadge, tadger, tadpole
>> carrier, tail high, tail-line, tail pike, tail tackle, tallywag,
>> tallywags, tallywagger, tallywhacker, tan-trousered snake,
>> tannhauser, tarn wags, tarrywags, tarse, tarzoon, taters, tatties,
>> teapot, teenie-weenie, temporary priapism, tenant-in-tail, tender
>> tumour, 10-Pounder, tent, tent peg, tent po le, terror of virgins,
>> testes, testicular sac, testimonials, testosities, Texan, Texas
>> longhorn, thing-a-ling, thingamabobs, thingie, thingamajigs,
>> thingmajigs, thingamaling, thingumbobs, thingummies, thingummy,
>> thingy, Thomas, thorn in the flesh, three card trick, three-inch
>> fool, three-piece set, three-piece suit, throb knob, throbbing
>> member, throbbing muscle of pure love, throbbing python of love,
>> thumb, thumb of love, thumper, tickle faggot, tickle-tail,
>> tickle-toby, tiddelly pod, tiki-tiki, tilt on one's kilt,
>> tired-rabbit, tit-bit, tittle-bat, todger, tom-tom, Tom Doolies, Tom
>> Thumb, Tommy, Tommy Rollicks, Tommy Rollocks, tonsil wrench,
>> toobsnake, toobsteak, tool bag, tool of pleasure, toothache, toot
>> meat, tosh, tossergash, touch-on, touch-trap, towel rack, trap
>> stick, tree of life, tree of love, tref, Tricky Dicky, trifle,
>> trigger, trombone, trouser ferret, trouser mauser, trouser tent,
>> trouser trick, trouser trout, trouser trumpet, trouser truncheon,
>> trouser worm, trumpet, truncheon, trypan, tube of meat, tube-steak,
>> tug muscle, tumefied phallus, tumescent, tummy banana,
>> tummy-tickler, turgid bayonet, turkey baster, turkey neck, turned
>> on, turnip, turtleneck sweater, twanger, tweeterfrank,
>> twiddle-diddler, twiddle-diddles, twig, twig and berries, twins,
>> the, two dots and a dash, ugly little dog Dick, uncle, Uncle Jim and
>> the twins at attention, undercarriage, under par, underpant eel,
>> underparts, unemployed, unit, unmentionables, unruly member,
>> unsliced bologna, up a bone, up-pointed male spike, upscope, Urals,
>> The, urinary petcock, urogenital tailpiece, useless, vaginal
>> dilator, vegetable stick, vein laden meatpipe, veiny bang stick,
>> veiny salami, velvet orbs, Venetian blinds, verge, VIP, virgins
>> dream, virile member, virile reflex, virilia, vitals, vomer,
>> voorsch, wab, wag, wake up with Jake up, walking tripod, wammer,
>> wang bone, wang-tang, wangdoodle, wanger, wank stick, wank tanks,
>> wanker, wankrod, wares, watch and seals, water engine, water pistol,
>> water spout, water worker, water works, waterworks, wazzock, wear a
>> turtleneck sweater, wear it up in curls, wear it up in pins, wedding
>> kit, wedding tackle, wedge bone, wee, wee-man, wee-wee, weener,
>> weiner, weinie, well-endowed, well-equipped, well-furnished,
>> well-hung, well-knobbed, well-loaded, welt, Wentworth Falls, wet
>> noodle, wet spaghetti, whalebone, whammer, whang, whang bone,
>> whangdoodle, whanger, whatchamacallit, whatsis, whatsit, whatsus,
>> whatzis, wheezer, whip whistle, whirlygigs, whisker splitter, whisky
>> dick, whistle, white owl, whoopie stick, whopper, Wicked Willie,
>> wiener, wienie, wife's best friend, wigga-wagga, wild rogue, Wilde
>> Oscar, willy, willy the burping worm, wimpy dick, wingdoodle,
>> winkie, winkie wankie woo, winkle, winky, winky bag, winny-popper,
>> wishbone, wistle, witnesses to ones virility, wobbly bits, women
>> pleaser, womb broom, womb bruiser, womb brush, womb cannon, womb
>> ferret, won ton, wong, wonk, wonger, wood, Woodrow, woody, Woody
>> Johnson, woofer, wooter, wop, worm with a nazi helmet, wriggling
>> pole, wriggling stick, wrinkled dick, wuf, wurst, yack, yang fella,
>> yarbles, yardage, yards of personality, Yasser, Yasser Crackafat,
>> ying-yang, yongles, yoyo, yummies, yutz, zack, zab, zap, zipperfish,
>> zoob, zoobrick, zubb, zucchini, TITS!, 44s, air bags, ample-bodied,
>> amply endowed, apple dumplings, apple-dumpling shop, appurtenances,
>> assets, atom bombs, attitudes, babaloos, babooms, baby bar, the,
>> baby bumpars, baby pillows, babys dinners, babys public house, bags
>> of mystery, bajongas, balcony, ballasts, baloobas, bamboochas, baps,
>> barbettes, barges, basket of goodies, bawangos, bazongas, bazongies,
>> bazonkers, bazookas, bazoomas, bazoombas, bazoomy, bazoongies,
>> bazumbas, B-cups, bean bags, beausom, beauties, beauts, bee bites,
>> bee stings, beef bags, begonias, bejonkers, bell peppers, bellys,
>> berks, berkleys, berthas, bezongas, BSHs, bibble chunks, big brown
>> eyes, big browneys, big chester, bikini fillers, bikini stuffers,
>> bings, blaaters, blamps, blinders, blossoms, blubber bags, blubbers,
>> bobbers, Bobsey Twins, bodacious tatas, boobs, boobies, boobifers,
>> boobulars, boobiferous, boobys, boom booms, boosiasms, boosies,
>> boovies, borsties, bosiasms, bosoms, bottles, boulders, bouncers,
>> bra-busters, brace and bits, Brad Pitts, brassiere food, bread bags,
>> breastage, breasties, breastworks, briskets, Bristol bits, Bristol
>> City, Cities, bristols, British Standard Handfuls, Brummagem
>> buttons, bubatoes, bubbied, bubbies, bubby circus, bubs, buckets,
>> buddings, buds, buds of beauty, buffers, bumpers, bumpies, bumps,
>> bumpy jumpers, bunnies, burgeoning bunnies, bushel bubby, busters,
>> busts, busty, butterbags, buttons, buxom, buzwams, cabmans rests,
>> cadabies, Café la Mama, cajooblies, cakes, cans, cantaloupes, carry
>> a bundle, casabas, cats and kitties, cat heads, c-cups, chalubbies,
>> charmers, charms, chebs, chee-chees, cherry-topped sundaes,
>> cherrylets, chest, chest and bedding, chest bunnies, chest flesh,
>> chest pillows, chest puppies, chesty, chichis, chichitas,
>> chicken-breasted, choozies, chuberteens, chubbies, chubblies, chubs,
>> chudleighs, chumbawumbas, chungas, chupas, circulus venosus of
>> Haller, classy pair, cliff, coat hangers, cokernuts, cones,
>> contours, cow-tits, cow-uddered, cream jugs, croopers, cupcakes,
>> Cupids kettledrums, cups, dairies, dairy farm, desirable fleshy
>> parts, devils, diddies, diddleys, dindins, dinners, dirty pillows,
>> docker's thumbs, dockyard rivets, dodas, doll-tits, dollies, Dollys,
>> doos, double D cups, double D's, double-diddied, draggy udders,
>> droopers, dubbies, dubs, dugs, dumplings, Dutch Alps, dzwoonies,
>> east and west, easts and wests, elders, ellens, endearing physical
>> attributes, eye-pleasing fruit, fat flabs, fat sacks,
>> featherweights, feeding bottles, female appurtenances, female
>> bubbies, female charms, female goodies, female upper bombosities,
>> filled-out, flab hangings, flabby melons, flapjacks, flat as a
>> board, flat as a pancake, flat-chested, flesh bag, flesh bombs,
>> fleshy bagpipes, fleshy interests, fleshy parts, fleshy charms,
>> flip-flaps, flip-flops, floppers, floppy tits, floppy whites, flops,
>> flyspecks, fore-buttocks, fountain, fried eggs, frontage, front
>> bumpers, frontal development, fuck udders, full-bosomed,
>> full-figured, full load, full pack, fulsome, fun bags, garbanzos,
>> gavabos, gazongas, gentleman's pleasure, gib teesurbs, glandular
>> endowments, good set of lungs, goodies, goonas, grapefruits, grapes,
>> graysons, grids, groodies, growths, guavas, gubbs, hammertons,
>> hammocks, hand-warmers, handfuls, headers, headlamps, headlights,
>> heavers, hee-haws, hemispheres, hills, hills of paradise,
>> Hindenburgs, honchos, honeydew melons, honeydews, honkers, hooters,
>> howitzers, hubbies, Irish draperies, ivory hills, jaboos, jabs,
>> jalobies, jellies, Jersey Cities, jibs, jiggle bosoms, jigglers,
>> jigglies, jobblies, jubbies, jublies, jubblies, jubes, juicy
>> peaches, jumblaaters, jumbos, kahunas, kajoobies, kettledrums,
>> kitten's noses, knobbies, lactoids, lactopoietic glands, lemons,
>> Lewis and Witties, little drinks, loaded, loaves, loblollies,
>> lobular hemispheres, lollies, lollos, love blobs, love bubbles, love
>> buds, love muffins, love pads, love pillows, loves strawberries,
>> lovelies, lovely bunch of cokernuts, lulus, lumps, lung nuts, lung
>> warts, M & Ms, Mae West, maiden pinks, majonkers, mamas, mamazulons,
>> mamilla, mammaries, mammary glands, mammary mounds, mammets,
>> mammilate, mammilia, mams, mamms, manapuas, Manchester Cities,
>> manchesters, mangoes, maracas, Mary Poppins, masobs, massive
>> mammaries, mastos, mastunculi, matched set, mazoomas, mcguffies,
>> meat loaves, meat market, meatballs, meguffies, melons, memories,
>> mesoseinia, mezoomas, midgies, milk bar, milk bags, milk bottle,
>> milk buckets, milk churners, milk factories, milk glands, milk jugs,
>> milk sacks, milk shop, milkers, milkshakes, milky way, the, mimpins,
>> mochi hills, mods and rockers, mollicoes, molehills, mollies, moon
>> balloons, mosobs, mosquito bites, mounds, mounds of lilies, mount of
>> lilies, mount everests, mountains, muffins, mulligans, mumbas,
>> murphies, nacks, nancies, nature's founts, nay-nays, nenes, niblets,
>> nice handfuls, nice pair of eyes, nice puppies, nice set, ninnies,
>> ninny jugs, nippers, nipply, nipply doo dahs, nips, niptastic mate,
>> nittits, nobs, nodules, noogies, Norgen-Vaazes, norgies, norgs,
>> norks, Norma Snockers, nubbies, nubbins, nubs, nuggies, nugs,
>> num-nums, nummies, nums, nungers, nupies, of classic proportions,
>> oomlaaters, oranges, orbs of snow, other parts, ottomans, over the
>> shoulder, overblaaters, pair, pair of Cupids kettledrums, pair of
>> headlights, pair of kettledrums, pair of mammaries, palookas,
>> palpable characters, pancakes, panters, pantry shelves, pap heads,
>> papayas, papilla, paps, pasties, peach of a pair, peaches, peaks,
>> peanuts, pears, pechitos, pectoral bubbies, pectoral bulges,
>> pectoral eminences, pectoral excurvations, pectoral handfuls,
>> pectoral ninnies, pects, peepers, pendulant breasts, perkies,
>> personalities, picayunes, piggies, pillows, pimples, pimples on a
>> chest, pimples on the chest, pips, Play-Doh, pleasant eminences,
>> plumpies, plungers, pneumatic bliss, pointers, points, points of
>> interest, pokers, pom-poms, pontoons, ponts, poonts, porcelain
>> spheres, potatoes, poundering complexities, pretty lungs, prominent
>> bosom, pumpkins, pumps, puppies, pus glands, pygmies' cocks,
>> queenies, racks, rasberry ripple, raspberries, rib cushions, rising
>> beauties, roplopos, rosebuds, roundies, runts, sandbags, saggers,
>> saggy pig tits, sagging summer squash, scar-crossed prunes, scones,
>> scoops, semiglobes, set, set of jugs, shakers, shimmies, shock
>> absorbers, shoulder boulders, shop, skin sacks, slugs, smarties,
>> smosabs, smudges, smurfs, snorbs, snuggle pups, soft cadaby, softest
>> part of a woman's torso, speed bags, speed bumps, spheres, spuds,
>> squashy bits, spooters, stacks, stits, stonkers, strawberries,
>> stubs, superdroopers, superdupers, sweater dandies, sweater meat,
>> sweater treats, sweaterful, sweet glands, sweet line, sweet rolls,
>> tabs, tale of two cities, tamales, tatas, tater tots, teacups,
>> teats, tetinas, tetitas, tetons, thousand pities, threepenny bits,
>> threateners, tic-tac smuggling, tic-tacs, tidbits, ties, tiskies,
>> tit-bits, tit for tats, tit tips, titch, tittens, titties, TNT, Tom
>> tit, tomatoes, toora-loorals, tooters, top buttocks, top-balls,
>> top-heavy, top ones, top set, top heavy, topside, toraloorals,
>> torpedoes, towns and cities, tracy bits, tray bits, treasure chests,
>> tremblers, turrets, twangers, twin lovelies, twin peaks, twin hills,
>> twin lovelies, twin peaks, two beebees on a bread board, two raisins
>> on a bread board, two on the town, two rounded hillocks, twofers,
>> udders, umlauts, uglies, upper deck, upper decks, upper regions,
>> upper works, ups, upstairs, valley, vavooms, veiled twins, very
>> best, voos, wagons, waldos, wallopies, wammers, warheads, warts,
>> waterbags, watermelons, waawaas, wazzojugs, whammers, whamdanglers,
>> whoa mammas, whoppers, wobblers, woman's bunnies, wombies, wooly
>> west, wongas, world, yabbos, yams, zaftig, zeppelins, zeps, zoftig,
>> The boys, The girls, The Pointer Sisters, The twins, The uniboob,
>> Laverne and Shirley, Lucy and Ethel, Mickey and Minnie, Thelma and
>> Louise, Wilma and Betty.
>
> PMSL!!!!1!!!
>
> <aside> Had to save this one ... too good not to! :^)
:)
Glad you enjoyed it. I have lots more material where that came from.
Kali
TwoSteps OA .@. said:
: From : "Rhonda Lea Kirk" <spu...@databasix.com>
: Message-ID : <f0q4e7$269$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
:
:
: >All replies at the end
:
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: Thanks for the warning <delete>
:
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:
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: Any idea when this season's heart stopping finale will be ?
:
: Will Kaditcha runaway with Loonel ?
: Will Pinky finally snap and smash Kali's unused bedside rubber dong
Will Poofard and Hoofy be reunited?
Kali
--
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called
research, would it?"
- Albert Einstein
Fred Tehbot
<f0q80j$qdi$1...@registered.motzarella.org>:
> On 2007-04-26 02:53:44 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp...@gmail.com>
> said:
>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou servitor. Thou sodden
>> witted Lord. Ye tooted:
>>
>>> On 2007-04-26 01:32:58 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp...@gmail.com>
>>> said:
>>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou blunt-witted lord ignoble
>>>> in demeanor. Go shake your ears! Ye yearned:
>>>>
>>>>> On 2007-04-26 00:45:14 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> said:
>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou broken-backed
>>>>>> caterpillar of the commonwealth. Thou befogged base muleter. Ye
>>>>>> released:
>>>>>>> And pictures, if you have them.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You've got a harem too, huh?
>>>>>
>>>>> <GASP!>
>>>>>
>>>>> Me?! How could you ever suggest such a thing?!!
>>>>
>>>> Quite easily, though the process isn't so easy to describe; it
>>>> involves taking an innocent or unlikely remark and creating an
>>>> outrageous juxtaposition out if it.
>>>
>>> No, no, no ... I mean how could you have possibly known that I'm
>>> looking for men content to laze about a pool scantily clad??
>>> :^)
>>>
>>> <pout>
>>> I suppose you're refuse my offer, too, aren't you?
>>
>> Yes, unequivocally. You're looking for men who're only developed
>> from the neck down. I'm only developed from the neck up.
>
> No, no, no .... I need men built impressively from the neck up to tell
> the ones from the neck down what to do ...
That I can do...
Me: "Hey, you bloody pansy-arsed, hairy-fairy! Get off your fat, lazy bum
and make the lady an iced tea, you fucking great big girl's blouse billowing
in the wind."
Crash Street Kidd: "GGGGRRRR!!! I'M GONNA TEAR YOU A NEW ASSHOLE!!!
MUTHAFUCKKA!"
Me: <waving walking stick> "So, you get your kicks from beating up on
defenseless cripples, do you?"
> Seriously, neck up is more interesting than neck down, love. "Neck
> ups" can get a gym membership (if so desired), but "neck downs" aren't
> likely to get any smarter.
Alzheimer's...
>>>>> <aside> That damned Lionel - all he had to do was refuse the
>>>>> offer!
>>>>
>>>> My email address is real, btw.
>>>
>>> I'll have to find a good addy I can use for posting ... right now,
>>> the only one I have is from my work ... once I get one, is that
>>> permission to e-mail you? :^)
>>
>> lol - yes.
>
> I'll get on it, then. :^)
No worries.
Kadaitcha Man
you were overlooked even in thy birth. Ye chewed:
Bugger. Must fix that auto-switch off.
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Ik denk dat je kan doorgaan als een omgedraaide beschimmelde poepvinger.
Kadaitcha Man
waxy-faced very filthy rogue. Ye groveled:
> On 2007-04-26 03:36:06 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp...@gmail.com>
> said:
>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou little jack-a-lent. Thou pitiable,
>> scatterbrained passion's slave. Ye cawed:
>>
>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:13:15 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou foul slut. Thou bad neighbour.
>>>> Ye nonsensically wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:58:53 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou impertinent gossip report.
>>>>>> Thou clumsy pernicious nitwit. Ye spurted:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:37:32 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>> <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 01:13:03 -0500, Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com>
>>>>>>>> said:
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:45:45 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou unmarmerly intruder. Thou
>>>>>>>>>> hookworm. Ye exhaled:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:38:28 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>>> <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 00:30:19 -0500, Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:21:52 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 00:22:58 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou second-rate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tongues o' th' common mouth. Thou brainless little thing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> better than dirt. Ye disagreed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-25 00:32:34 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou old clog.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That there should be small love amongst these sweet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knaves, and all this courtesy, the strain of man's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bred out into baboon and monkey. Ye blubbed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-24 13:46:30 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou great
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lubberly boy. Thou counterfeit. Ye distressed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-24 12:15:01 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>> It's DA and your gf that worry me. I guess your gf doesn't read auk
>> so that means I'm left hoping DA doesn't read that post.
>
> I did read it!
> <STALK>
<BEAN>
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Jij bent vast een wandelende uitgeleurde plasnicht.
Kadaitcha Man
Thou bloodshot cow. Ye hummed:
> On 2007-04-26 03:51:11 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp...@gmail.com>
> Why do I feel like a fly on the wall of the men's gym locker room? :^)
I'll answer that after I've got the pictures.
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Straks vind ik je nog een ingebeelde tamme aarskind.
Kadaitcha Man
dimunitive of nature. Thou no-brained frump. Ye moaned:
> On 2007-04-26 08:32:10 -0500, "Fred Tehbot"
> That would be lovely! :^)
> ... and much appreciated! :^)
Eventually I'll post some of it for you.
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Ik vind jou een mislukte turbo zeekbos.
Fred Tehbot
<f0qb0j$v6h$1...@registered.motzarella.org>:
> That would be lovely! :^).
That sounds great, but does it have to be so religious?
> and much appreciated! :^).
And you did it again.
Fred Tehbot
<f0qbhj$sc$1...@registered.motzarella.org>:
> On 2007-04-26 08:44:42 -0500, "Fred Tehbot"
>> MUTHAFUCKKA!" *DROOL*
>>
>> Me: <waving walking stick> "So, you get your kicks from beating up on
>> defenseless cripples, do you?" *WHACK!*
>
> I fixed your post as necessary. You forgot CSK's slack-lipped drooling
> and forgot to whack said fool with stick.
lol - it works. I can prove it too...
I'm still alive.
>>> Seriously, neck up is more interesting than neck down, love. "Neck
>>> ups" can get a gym membership (if so desired), but "neck downs"
>>> aren't likely to get any smarter.
>>
>> Alzheimer's...
>
> ;^)
>
>>
>>>>>>> <aside> That damned Lionel - all he had to do was refuse the
>>>>>>> offer!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My email address is real, btw.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll have to find a good addy I can use for posting ... right now,
>>>>> the only one I have is from my work ... once I get one, is that
>>>>> permission to e-mail you? :^)
>>>>
>>>> lol - yes.
>>>
>>> I'll get on it, then. :^)
>>
>> No worries.
>
> Do you suggest anyone to secure an addy with?
You lost me, sorry.
Rhonda Lea Kirk
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:54:09 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk"
> <spu...@databasix.com> wrote:
<snipped>
>> I have avoid
>
> Sweet, merciful lord - will this crap never cease?
<channeling> Are you an obsessed victim, Lionel? Do you have no control
over what and whom you reply to? </channeling>
<post-edit restored>
I have avoided nothing.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/590b43a50041a715
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.os.windows-xp/msg/18db311a40184c30
</restored post-edit>
Fred Tehbot
<f0qb0j$v6h$1...@registered.motzarella.org>:
> On 2007-04-26 08:32:10 -0500, "Fred Tehbot"
> <fred....@glowing-slimey-slot.com> said:
>
> That would be lovely! :^)
> ... and much appreciated! :^)
Here, have a teaser... This was before I knew that trolling support groups
was frowned upon :)
I'm a very naughty boy, or so I'm told.
Goodbye Charlie - In Advance
============================
From: "Kadatcha Man"
Newsgroups: alt.support.grief.pet-loss
Subject: Goodbye Charlie ... in advance
I bought six new chooks last week. The last lot were just on 2 years
old and were at the end of their laying age so they became their respective
namesakes... Dinner, Fricassee, Tonight, Cordonbleu, A La King and Stew...
you get the idea.
Just on sunrise, I did my regular morning chores, take a shower, have
a smoke ... on my second smoke, I went out to feed the chooks. I was, to say
the least, stunned. Feathers were strewn across one of the paddocks in all
directions. It looked like an aircraft impact zone... big splatters of
feathers here trailing off in one direction there... six splatters in all.
There were feathers trailing off behind the chook shed from one
splatter, feathers trailing off from another splatter behind the swimming
pool pump house... Complete and utter disaster... My immediate thought was
"FOX!" But then a single fox wouldn't have killed six chooks. I opened the
gate into the main paddock to survey the wreckage. I began surmising that a
few wily foxes had cunningly worked in unspoken unison in order to have a
feast at my expense. Seeing it was just after dawn, it was possible that the
foxes were still lurking... so I called for Charlie.
Charlie is my new farm dog. I've had him about, oh 3 months now. He's
a beautiful Australian blue cattle dog. He has big doleful eyes and I've
trained him to pretend to drop dead on the floor when I point two fingers at
him and say "BANG!" It's a funny sight. The kids love it.
Anyway, Charlie came bolting over to the gate. It was then that I
noticed he had something white sticking out from under his top lip. As he
got closer, the realisation dawned on me... it was a feather. There was a
smattering of blood on his snout. I thought, "Nah! He's a farm dog." I went
into the chook shed and turned on the lights. Charlie sat outside waiting
for me.
Still doubting that Charlie could have been responsible for such a
thing, I began inspecting the prints in the sawdust -- as is the wont of a
Kadaitcha. There was no doubt. The prints were Charlie's. I reluctantly
locked him up and began to ponder my problem as I went about the rest of my
chores.
Charlie is a very intelligent dog. I thought of ways to train him not
to eat chooks but once a dog gets the taste for blood like that, they'll
kill for sheer fun. I was saddened at having to plot his demise. He had
already cost me six expensive, top quality, pullets -- there was no way I
was going to give him a dignified out by taking him to the vet...
Just now, I've finished polishing my trusty .2020 rifle. It has the
scent of fresh gun metal oil about it. Of course, I can't shoot Charlie just
because he ate six prized chooks -- I have to have a reason. In Australia,
it is legal only to shoot dogs without a licence if they are worrying sheep
and cattle.
A good friend of mine, a Kiwi, owns a property down the road. He
remarked just yesterday that one of his sheep needed to be put down. I rang
him just now and told him of the disaster. The old ewe will be here in an
hour. I've packed a lunch and a thermos of coffee. I'll leave the gate open
to the main paddock and I'll take up residence in the swimming pool pump
house.
The next "BANG!" Charlie hears will result in a .2020 bullet going
straight up his Khyber Pass - he fucking well won't be pretending to drop
dead this time.
Reply from Ginnie:
I can't believe you posted this rot here. You actually want our
sympathy for your shooting your dog over the loss of 6 chickens that YOU
were going to eat anyway? You'd actually kill Charlie because he cost you a
few dinners? I think you're kind of a heartless schmuck, and you surely
don't deserve a dog who loves you enough to learn tricks for you after only
three months. Two pieces of advice:
1. Build a better chicken coop before you buy more chickens.
2. Don't get another dog... the dog will have a better life without
you.
Okay, three: Don't treat your pets like disposable liabilities.
Ginnie
p.s. Four: please don't post here any more. The folks here really love
their pets, and you obviously don't belong in this group.
Rhonda Lea Kirk
>
> Go away nutbar, we're trying to have a conversation that doesn't
> involve kooky threats.
My irony meter just melted.
HoofPrints
Kali wrote:
>
> In <1375742...@news.bumsport.net>, Honorable Professeur Von
> TwoSteps OA .@. said:
> : From : "Rhonda Lea Kirk" <spu...@databasix.com>
> : Message-ID : <f0q4e7$269$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
> :
> :
> : >All replies at the end
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> :
> : Thanks for the warning <delete>
> :
> :
> :
> :
> : Any idea when this season's heart stopping finale will be ?
> :
> : Will Kaditcha runaway with Loonel ?
> : Will Pinky finally snap and smash Kali's unused bedside rubber dong
>
> Will Poofard and Hoofy be reunited?
Why, do you have to write a follow-up on your research paper?
Just make it up like you always do. K!!
Thanks.
>
> Kali
> --
> "If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called
> research, would it?"
> - Albert Einstein
--
Hoof
[....]
message ID <etbvu5$dv$8...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>The REVOLTING;
REPULSIVE; REPUGNANT _* Kimberly Barnard*_ aka *Kymberly Barnard* aka
*Kali* 'responded to Jade' who was trolled into SPP by the Moderator of
SPPM _ kali_:
: Does that gibbering k00k Lynn "goofprints" Lyons still post there?
Let me consult my crystal ball for activities of the
Galactically Kill Filed net.deceased:
Yes, and now she is ranting against homosexuality.
: Jade
:
Kali
[/]
"If It Hurts, Don't Do It"!
*Hetero* PRIDE !! Caught in the 'crosshairs' between Gay Pride Issues
and Hetero-Pride issues far too long.
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HoofPrints
boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood. Ye
squealed:
> FUCKING PIECE-OF-TAIL Why, do you have to write FUCKING MORON a
> follow-up on your research paper? FUCKING FUCKUP Just make it up like
> you FUCKING FELCHER always do. K!! Thanks. VIRGIN BITE CUNT-STIRRER
> CUNT-STICKER BLOWJOB PROSTITUTE
> FUCKING CRUMPET CHINK Hoof [....] message ID FUCKING SLAP SKIN
> <etbvu5$dv$8...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>The REVOLTING; REPULSIVE;
> REPUGNANT FUCKING CUNT-STABBER BARF BAG FLESH MISSILE ARSE-LEECH SUCK
> FLEAPIT _* Kimberly Barnard*_ aka FUCKING LOVE TRAIN BACK-DOOR
> BURGLAR AIR-BAGS CARCINOMA PUSSY SOCCER *Kymberly Barnard* aka *Kali*
> 'responded to FUCKING BLACK-ASS Jade' who was trolled into SPP FUCKING
> BIMBO by the Moderator of SPPM _ FUCKING BLIGHT kali_: PIMP CUNT RIFLE
> VAGINA DECLINER FELLATIO CUM
> FUCKING LOVE DART Let me consult my crystal FUCKING BUTT PEDDLER ball
> for activities of the FUCKING SHUT UP Galactically Kill Filed
> net.deceased: Yes, FUCKING FUDGEPACKER and now she is ranting FUCKING
> BITCH'S BASTARD against homosexuality. DICKHEAD LABIA ARSE BITE
> FUCKING ANAL EGG BUTT BREATH WHORE Kali [/] MINGE BONER CLIT CUM PUMP
> CUM VAGINA DECLINER PORK SWORD BUM BANDIT SPUNK SHAG DAMN CUM PUMP
> FUCKING CUSTARD CHUCKER "If It Hurts, Don't Do FUCKING BITCH It"!
> *Hetero* PRIDE !! FUCKING CUNTRAG LET THE NIGGER GIRL DO IT GOOK LOVE
> PUMP CUNT-STICKER CABBAGE HEAD Caught in the 'crosshairs' between
> FUCKING DOG FUCKER Gay Pride Issues and Hetero-Pride FUCKING BONE ACHE
> issues far too long. FUCK CLIT CRAP RAPE TWAT
> FUCKING BUM-WORKER { Disclaimer: Non Existent words contained FUCKING
> ARSELICKER DICKSMACK BAR GIRL PENIS within this poast were created in
> FUCKING KNOB HOSEBAG FELLATOR ASS-WEDGE BONE ACHE response to the
> Paperwork Reduction Act.} FUCKING MORON {If you have a problem with
> FUCKING DUMBASS that, take it to the Environmentalists FUCKING LOVE
> PILLOWS SMARTALECK NIGGER HOOFER ANAL INTRUDER Complaint Dept.} A Free
> Thinker. © FUCKING JACK OFF 2003 QUEER SON OF A BITCH BLOWJOB GODDAMN
WhyDidLoonelKillHisMommy
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:31:29 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Fred Tehbot <fred....@glowing-slimey-slot.com> Thou belly. Vile worm,
>> you were overlooked even in thy birth. Ye chewed:
>>
>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net>, shrieked in
>>> <f0q7qi$q15$1...@registered.motzarella.org>:
>>>
>>>> On 2007-04-26 03:09:14 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp...@gmail.com>
>>>> said:
>>>>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou weather-bitten fungus. Thou
>>>>> befuddled flip-flop. Ye ramble:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:24:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou dumb innocent. Thou
>>>>>>> deceased, unconscious most credulous fool. Ye dissented:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I don't read all of the threads, really. Just the ones
>>>>>>>> where I have a fairly firm grasp on the topic.
>>>>>>> You'll never become a troll if you keep that up.
>>>>>>>
>>>>> waterbags, watermelons, waawaas, wazzojugs, whammers, whamdanglers,
>>>>> whoa mammas, whoppers, wobblers, woman's bunnies, wombies, wooly
>>>>> west, wongas, world, yabbos, yams, zaftig, zeppelins, zeps, zoftig,
>>>>> The boys, The girls, The Pointer Sisters, The twins, The uniboob,
>>>>> Laverne and Shirley, Lucy and Ethel, Mickey and Minnie, Thelma and
>>>>> Louise, Wilma and Betty.
>>>> PMSL!!!!1!!!
>>>>
>>>> <aside> Had to save this one ... too good not to! :^)
>>> :)
>>>
>>> Glad you enjoyed it. I have lots more material where that came from.
>> Bugger. Must fix that auto-switch off.
>
>
Dontcha mean he's tiring out yer mangina
WhyDidLoonelKillHisMommy
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:29:02 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
> <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> wrote:
>
>> On 2007-04-26 03:51:11 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp...@gmail.com> said:
>>
>>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou bovine pigfish. Thou pottle-deep old
>>> crab-tree. Ye cooked up:
>>>
>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou little jack-a-lent. Thou pitiable,
>>>>> scatterbrained passion's slave. Ye cawed:
>>>>>
>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou foul slut. Thou bad neighbour.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:58:53 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou impertinent gossip report.
>>>>>>>>> Thou clumsy pernicious nitwit. Ye spurted:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:37:32 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>> <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 01:13:03 -0500, Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com>
>>>>>>>>>>> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou unmarmerly intruder. Thou
>>>>>>>>>>>>> hookworm. Ye exhaled:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:38:28 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 00:30:19 -0500, Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:21:52 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou second-rate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tongues o' th' common mouth. Thou brainless little thing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> better than dirt. Ye disagreed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou old clog.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That there should be small love amongst these sweet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knaves, and all this courtesy, the strain of man's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bred out into baboon and monkey. Ye blubbed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou great
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lubberly boy. Thou counterfeit. Ye distressed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
>
Has she fetched yer bone today, Loonel?
Lionel
it. Hence the fly reference.
Kadaitcha Man
shrub-brained, musty fell-lurking cur. Ye griped:
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:04:35 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
> <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> wrote:
>
> [...]
>>>>>> I'll have to find a good addy I can use for posting ... right
>>>>>> now, the only one I have is from my work ... once I get one, is
>>>>>> that permission to e-mail you? :^)
>>>>>
>>>>> lol - yes.
>>>>
>>>> I'll get on it, then. :^)
>>>
>>> No worries.
>>
>> Do you suggest anyone to secure an addy with?
>
> If you don't want a Gmail or Yahoo address, I can give you one at
> imagenoir.com, cluebie.org or lo.ve.ly.
Oh, is that what she was asking? Must be time for a coffee.
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Fucked Enigma
cankerous close contriver of all harms. Ye screamed:
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:34:03 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou fishmonger. Thou new
>> tuners of accent. Ye exhausted:
>>
>>>> I have known Kadaitcha (in AUK) for a couple of years, much
>>>> longer than I've known Rhonda. I was a bit afraid of him at
>>>> first, because he was such an unforgiveable fuckhead. Then I
>>>> realized he was a forgiveable fuckhead, and an interesting and
>>>> passionate person who responds to reason. He and I have had some
>>>> decent intellectual discussions in auk of all places. He's
>>>> probably the most intelligent poster in auk.
>>>
>>> I've come to the same conclusions. He's actually quite the
>>> gentleman, isn't he? When he's not pushing buttons. :^)
>>
>> AAAARRRRRGGGHHH!! RUINED! I'M RUINED!!!
>
> Well, that's /your/ reputation fucked.
>
>> cmsg cancel <f0qdhv$4ec$1...@registered.motzarella.org>
>
> Too late. You might as well create a new nick & start from scratch.
How about this one?
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WhyDidLoonelKillHisMommy
> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou gross acquaintance. Thou
> shrub-brained, musty fell-lurking cur. Ye griped:
>
>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:04:35 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>> <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> wrote:
>>
>> [...]
>>>>>>> I'll have to find a good addy I can use for posting ... right
>>>>>>> now, the only one I have is from my work ... once I get one, is
>>>>>>> that permission to e-mail you? :^)
>>>>>> lol - yes.
>>>>> I'll get on it, then. :^)
>>>> No worries.
>>> Do you suggest anyone to secure an addy with?
>> If you don't want a Gmail or Yahoo address, I can give you one at
>> imagenoir.com, cluebie.org or lo.ve.ly.
>
> Oh, is that what she was asking? Must be time for a coffee.
>
I want one too.
Kadaitcha Man
mechanic slave. Ye quacked:
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 21:13:30 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou past-saving slave. Do thou amend
>> thy face, and I'll amend my life. Ye ejaculated:
>>
>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:31:29 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Fred Tehbot <fred....@glowing-slimey-slot.com> Thou belly. Vile
>>>> worm, you were overlooked even in thy birth. Ye chewed:
>>>>
>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net>, shrieked in
>>>>> <f0q7qi$q15$1...@registered.motzarella.org>:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 03:09:14 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou weather-bitten fungus. Thou
>>>>>>> befuddled flip-flop. Ye ramble:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:24:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou dumb innocent. Thou
>>>>>>>>> deceased, unconscious most credulous fool. Ye dissented:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I don't read all of the threads, really. Just the ones
>>>>>>>>>> where I have a fairly firm grasp on the topic.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You'll never become a troll if you keep that up.
>>>>>>>>>
>>> [...]
>>>>>>> waterbags, watermelons, waawaas, wazzojugs, whammers,
>>>>>>> whamdanglers, whoa mammas, whoppers, wobblers, woman's bunnies,
>>>>>>> wombies, wooly west, wongas, world, yabbos, yams, zaftig,
>>>>>>> zeppelins, zeps, zoftig, The boys, The girls, The Pointer
>>>>>>> Sisters, The twins, The uniboob, Laverne and Shirley, Lucy and
>>>>>>> Ethel, Mickey and Minnie, Thelma and Louise, Wilma and Betty.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> PMSL!!!!1!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <aside> Had to save this one ... too good not to! :^)
>>>>>
>>>>> :)
>>>>>
>>>>> Glad you enjoyed it. I have lots more material where that came
>>>>> from.
>>>>
>>>> Bugger. Must fix that auto-switch off.
>>>
>>> Please. You're tiring out my newsreader.
>>
>> I was under the impression that that was the sekrit objective.
>
> Well that's you screwed then, I'll just filter out any post longer
> than 200 lines.
Must be a Linux limitation.
--
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Kadaitcha Man
Kadaitcha Man
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 22:02:55 +0545, "Fucked Enigma"
> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou quantity. Thou ill-nurtured,
>> cankerous close contriver of all harms. Ye screamed:
>>
>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:34:03 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou fishmonger. Thou new
>>>> tuners of accent. Ye exhausted:
>>>>
>>>>>> I have known Kadaitcha (in AUK) for a couple of years, much
>>>>>> longer than I've known Rhonda. I was a bit afraid of him at
>>>>>> first, because he was such an unforgiveable fuckhead. Then I
>>>>>> realized he was a forgiveable fuckhead, and an interesting and
>>>>>> passionate person who responds to reason. He and I have had some
>>>>>> decent intellectual discussions in auk of all places. He's
>>>>>> probably the most intelligent poster in auk.
>>>>>
>>>>> I've come to the same conclusions. He's actually quite the
>>>>> gentleman, isn't he? When he's not pushing buttons. :^)
>>>>
>>>> AAAARRRRRGGGHHH!! RUINED! I'M RUINED!!!
>>>
>>> Well, that's /your/ reputation fucked.
>>>
>>>> cmsg cancel <f0qdhv$4ec$1...@registered.motzarella.org>
>>>
>>> Too late. You might as well create a new nick & start from scratch.
>>
>> How about this one?
>
> Not much point changing your nick if you retain the email addy. ;^)
It was just a test run. Freaking pedant. Sheesh.
;->
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WhyDidLoonelKillHisMommy
>
Why did you kill yer mommy, Loonel?
Henry Schmidt
> Rhonda Lea Kirk <spu...@databasix.com> Thou daw. Both like serpents are,
> who, though they feed on sweetest flowers, yet they poison breed. Ye
> nauseated:
>
>> All replies at the end.
>
> Real meaning: "I refuse to address any verifiable fact about my abhorrent
> behaviour.">> news:slt3k.m...@news.alt.net
>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <spu...@databasix.com> Thou jigging fool. Thou
>>> cankerous, dissembling smooth-pate. Ye squeaked:>>>> news:sjb53.8...@news.alt.net
>>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <spu...@databasix.com> Thou podgy dunce. Thou
>>>>> pox-marked mannish coward. Ye gnashed:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "DaRkAnGeL" <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:f0k101$glh$1...@registered.motzarella.org
>>>>> <snipped>
>>>>>
>>>>> <to any reader>
>>>>> If you are interested in psychology, this is truly awesome stuff.
>>>>> Watch very carefully. There is no snippage from this point on to
>>>>> then end of the bunny-boiler's mind-magick trick being exposed
>>>>> here:
>>>>>> And from my point of view, in the absence of the pressure, we'd be
>>>>>> fine, I'd be working and we'd be planning my move to Australia.
>>>>> [^] Take note of the explicit notion of pressure.
>>>>>
>>>>>>> So, as stupid as it sounds, it seems as though (and again, I
>>>>>>> don't have all the facts - I have everyone's perception of the
>>>>>>> facts, motivations, and desires - which is all any of you have
>>>>>>> as well) if you two could just bloody well forgive each other,
>>>>>>> you might have a shot at
>>>>>>> reclaiming that love!! At the very least, you could stop giving
>>>>>>> each other black eyes on a daily basis.
>>>>>> Well, DA, when I was 15, my father beat my face into a hardwood
>>>>>> floor, because I told my sister to stay out of my belongings--a
>>>>>> typical sibling situation met with violence.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I stood up to him. I talked to the social worker at my school, and
>>>>>> I was removed from my home to foster care. Although the beating
>>>>>> was only the tip of the iceberg, it was sufficient to get me out
>>>>>> of the situation.
>>>>> [^] Step 1. Go back in time to a horrible event. Evoke highly
>>>>> emotive images from said event.
>>>>>
>>>>>> Since then, I have never hesitated to stand up to anyone who
>>>>>> attempts to control me by force.
>>>>> [^] Step 2. Surreptitiously discard the previous notion of
>>>>> "pressure" and introduce the emotively harsher notion of
>>>>> "control by force."
>>>>>
>>>>>> I'll do almost anything for love, if I'm asked, but I won't be
>>>>>> subjected to force.
>>>>> [^] Step 3. Conflate the ideas at 1. & 2. and drag the now
>>>>> transmogrified idea across the intervening time spam and
>>>>> apply it to the here and now.
>>>>>
>>>>> [^] There are two sleights of hand in the entire mind-magick
>>>>> operation. Step 3 is where the *first* Svengali manoeuvre is
>>>>> actually hidden; the mind image at 1 is from the distant past and
>>>>> not related to the present in any way, yet the past is now neatly
>>>>> wrapped up in a reference to the present at 2 (qv "Since then"),
>>>>> and 2 is the notion that carries the now greatly amplified punch
>>>>> that is inherent in the change of the idea of "pressure" into
>>>>> "control by force."
>>>> You never hit me. You never hurt me physically. Our relationship had
>>>> many, many good parts, which my relationship with my father lacked.
>>> Q1: What point are you actually attempting to address?
>>>
>>> Q2: In relation to the point you are addressing, your response means
>>> what?
>>>
>>>> The illustration was about standing up to those who believe they can
>>>> control me.
>>> That only describes what any sentient being ought reasonably be
>>> expected to conclude when reading that you "have never hesitated to
>>> stand up to anyone who attempts to control [you] by force."
>>>
>>> Please try again by identifying then addressing a point, directly,
>>> succinctly and unambiguously.
>>>
>>>> The means of control is not relevant. The idea of control--by any
>>>> means--is relevant.
>>> It remains quite relevant that you need to address the points
>>> regarding your alteration of the notion of "pressure" into "control
>>> by force".
>>>
>>> Please try again.
>>>
>>>> You were not in a position to force me to do anything by physical
>>>> means, but you did pressure me relentlessly, and that pressure had
>>>> enormous emotional force, because I loved you and wanted to spend
>>>> the rest of my life with you.
>>> Q3: What point are you actually attempting to address?
>>>
>>> Q4: Denials of physical force have what to do with the point you are
>>> addressing?
>>>
>>> Q5: Assertions of relentless pressure have what to do with the point
>>> you are addressing?
>>>
>>> Q6: What does anything else written in your paragraph there have to
>>> do with the point you are addressing?
>>>
>>> Also note that the modified notion of "pressure" into "control by
>>> force" has now been downgraded to "enormous emotional force". Please
>>> stay with your original change of notion from "pressure" into
>>> "control by force".
>>>
>>> So far you have made at least 5 major assertions and an uncounted
>>> number of minor assertions without addressing a single point in the
>>> argument; not a solitary one.
>>>
>>>>>> In the case of Rick and me, on top of all the other force,
>>>>> [^] Step 4: Thus both the real history and the very presence in the
>>>>> here and now of the current event are altered by the history of the
>>>>> other unrelated event. What remains is an implicit damning
>>>>> accusation that is dropped at the feet of the unsuspecting reader
>>>>> that is reinforced with the now altered idea of "additional force",
>>>>> (qv "on top of all the other force", note that "all the other
>>>>> force" is completely undefined; it is nebulous and inherently all
>>>>> encompassing.)
>>>>>> there was this at the very end:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.psychology.psychotherapy/msg/c3777625043aab93
>>>>> [^] Step 5: This is the *second* Svengali manoeuvre. While the
>>>>> reader's head is busy dealing and coping with the horrible scenery
>>>>> in the mind image of emotional and physical abuse, the reader's
>>>>> attention is immediately taken from the bombshell that was just
>>>>> dropped and it is focused firmly on yet another event.
>>>>>
>>>>> The switch is very quick and the presumably horrified reader has
>>>>> likely not seen the *first* switch at all. Thus while still reeling
>>>>> from taking in the devastation of the first mind image, and not
>>>>> having time to inspect the whole process for soundness, the
>>>>> implicit damning accusation is left to set like jello in the
>>>>> unsuspecting reader's mind. In short, a "fact" has been created
>>>>> from two independent ideas and the unwitting mind is left to
>>>>> assume a fact.
>>>> There is no "switch." The fact is that you pressured me, and you
>>>> used a number of means to do so. And when you could no longer
>>>> harangue me in email, you brought it here.
>>> You will note that your assertions do not address the point at all.
>>> You cannot assert that there was no switch because you have not
>>> addressed a single point that supports the assertion there was a
>>> switch. HTH.
>>>
>>>>> <bows to audience>
>>>>>
>>>>> Now for the encore... major snippage below; the context is not
>>>>> relevant.
>>>> Context is always relevant.
>>> That can be true, based on the context. Equally, it can be false,
>>> based on the context. A basic principle of the English language is
>>> that sentences stand on their own for meaning, thus by applying that
>>> to the statement, "The perception you have never happened, just FYI",
>>> it necessarily follows that the assertion at Step 6., which you did
>>> not address at all, let alone address indirectly, stands intact and
>>> uncontested, original context or not.
>>>
>>> That aside, you may take the words "the context is not relevant" to
>>> mean "the original context has been stripped and another fitting,
>>> plausible context has been substituted."
>>>
>>> You may now proceed to address the original point, not any new point
>>> arising from new words.
>>>
>>>>> What is relevent is the impact of the statements and their
>>>>> implicit intent in light of the mind-magick trick exposed above:
>>>> No. What matters is the statements in the context they were made.
>>> See above. The point remains that the substituted context is
>>> plausible given all the other points, of which you have yet to
>>> address a single one.
>>>
>>>>>> You have this almost exactly the opposite of what it was
>>>>>> The perception you have never happened, just FYI.
>>>>> [^] Step 6: Question the reader's perceptions just in case the
>>>>> tricks from Step 1 to Step 5 are being quietly churned over and
>>>>> analysed in the back of the horrified reader's mind.
>>>>>
>>>>> <bow>
>>>>>
>>>>> "The emperor has no clothes."
>>>> I always liked you naked.
>>> Q7: That has what do with the point you are addressing?
>>>
>>> The point in the text is that your devices have been laid bare and
>>> that you are now metaphorically naked. The point does not relate to
>>> anyone else or to anying else at all. Please try again and address
>>> the point.
>>>
>>> Your reply was a very impressive, large-scale failure to address a
>>> single point, not a one.
>>>
>>> Please address your comments only to the points that need to be dealt
>>> with. Also please try to respond logically and thoughtfully, without
>>> recourse to emotive rhetorical devices and sophistry.
>>>
>>> Now, your undivided, unemotional attention is also needed on this:
>>>
>>> [1]:
>>>
>>> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.psychology.psychotherapy/msg/c3777625043aab93
>>>
>>> That is the link you provided above, which was labelled as being the
>>> "second Svengali trick." The date on the linked post to is 08 Apr
>>> 2007. The message ID of the post you are replying to is [2]
>>> news:sjb53.8...@news.alt.net, and the date on that post is
>>> yesterday, 25 Apr 2007. There are 17 days between those two posts.
>>>
>>> Correct? Yes? No? Correct, yes.
>>>
>>> The description at [1] accurately defines the very same behaviour
>>> that is described at [2], a full 17 days before the behaviour at [2]
>>> was exhibited in public, witnessed in public and described in public.
>>>
>>> How do you account for the verifiable fact that [1] is a wholly
>>> accurate apprehension and representation of [2], a full 17 days
>>> before [2] took place?
>>>
>>> You may assume a rejection of any and all notions about psychics who
>>> make verifiably 100% accurate predictions of the future. It
>>> necessarily follows then that it is reasonable to posit that the
>>> correct response
>>> is that your behaviour follows a distinct, identifiable, wholly
>>> predictable pattern;
>>>
>>> A) A pattern that you repeatedly assert does not exist.
>>>
>>> B) A pattern that you repeatedly execute.
>>>
>>> C) A pattern that can be described and has been predicted on at least
>>> three other occasions with verifiable 100% accuracy.
>>>
>>> D) A pattern that been witnessed and is likely to be identified
>>> as a pattern by others.
>>>
>>> Please explain.
>>>
>>> C) relates to several other 100% accurate declarations of your future
>>> behaviour that are recorded on google; Two of the three instances
>>> referenced at C) stand out in particular as being just as exemplary
>>> as [1] is to [2] above.
>>>
>>> Normally links would be provided but you already replied to the posts
>>> and avoided the very same point entirely viz. your behaviour
>>> constitutes a distinct and wholly predictable pattern - there is no
>>> reason to let you have another go at avoiding the point again so no
>>> links will be given.
>> I have avoided nothing.
>
> Your failure to address the facts of your contemptible behaviour is
> confirmation, yet again, that you believe someone other than you is
> responsible for what you have done. You have also confirmed, yet again, by
> denying that you have avoided anything, when the black and white fact is you
> avoided everything, that you believe it is anyone other than you who is in
> possession of a mind that misleads itself by way of deep self-deception.
>
>>> As an aside that needs not be addressed, it is time to reassert that
>>> if there is even a shred of merit in what is being said here then
>>> your "five months of written evidence" are your ticket to some very
>>> serious trouble in relation to online stalking and harrassment, and
>>> perhaps even, depending on what you have told Michael Cranston et al
>>> in writing, libel.
>> I eagerly await receipt of my ticket.
>
>
>>> Given that, it is vital that you deal logically and unemotionally
>>> with each and every point that, when taken together, assert that a
>>> pattern does exist, despite your continued objections to the
>>> contrary.
>> No. It is not vital at all. See below.
>
>
>>> Considering that you appear to be in such an appalling position, you
>>> might consider if it is worthwhile asking your lawyer if a court may
>>> interpret written material in light of a clearly established pattern
>>> of behaviour.
>> My position is not at all appalling.
>
>
>> And my pattern of behavior is distinct,
>
> it is also distinctly circular. Nevertheless, you have addressed nothing,
> again.
>
>> as is yours. The entire post linked below is enlightening,
>> but the relevant
>> part I wish to highlight is this, because it is what you have tried to
>> do above, and in innumerable posts throughout the last two and
>> one-half weeks:
>
> far.
>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/590b43a50041a715
>>
>> "I like to destroy the context and create a new, entirely different
>> context, then force an opponent to acknowledge that they created the
>> context and therefore their view is incorrect."
>>
>> In addition, the following post is also relevant:
>>
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.os.windows-xp/msg/18db311a40184c30
>>
>> "I don't give a shit what you look like or what you are or who you are
>> in real life - this is usenet and it is far from real life.
>> Essentially that means I will continue to do what I have done for
>> more than one and a half decades on usenet...
>>
>> Serve up copious amounts of bullshit to anyone willing to swallow it."
>
> possible to avoid facing up to the truth of your wholly predictable, wholly
> circular and wholly damnable, vile behaviour.
>
>> <spits>
>
> <shrug>
>
> Prosecution rests.
>
Professional jealousy of Cranston again, eh?
WhyDidLoonelKillHisMommy
> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou common liar. Thou decaying,
> waxy-faced very filthy rogue. Ye groveled:
>
>> On 2007-04-26 03:36:06 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp...@gmail.com>
>> said:
>>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou little jack-a-lent. Thou pitiable,
>>> scatterbrained passion's slave. Ye cawed:
>>>
>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou foul slut. Thou bad neighbour.
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:58:53 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou impertinent gossip report.
>>>>>>> Thou clumsy pernicious nitwit. Ye spurted:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:37:32 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>> <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 01:13:03 -0500, Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com>
>>>>>>>>> said:
>>>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com> Thou unmarmerly intruder. Thou
>>>>>>>>>>> hookworm. Ye exhaled:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:38:28 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>>>> <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2007-04-26 00:30:19 -0500, Lionel <use...@imagenoir.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:21:52 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou second-rate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tongues o' th' common mouth. Thou brainless little thing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> better than dirt. Ye disagreed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou old clog.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That there should be small love amongst these sweet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knaves, and all this courtesy, the strain of man's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bred out into baboon and monkey. Ye blubbed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp...@gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DaRkAnGeL <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> Thou great
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lubberly boy. Thou counterfeit. Ye distressed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> so that means I'm left hoping DA doesn't read that post.
>> <STALK>
> <BEAN>
<JACK>
>
Henry Schmidt
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:04:35 -0500, DaRkAnGeL
> <ch...@whydontyouFOAD.net> wrote:
>
> [...]
>>>>>> I'll have to find a good addy I can use for posting ... right now,
>>>>>> the only one I have is from my work ... once I get one, is that
>>>>>> permission to e-mail you? :^)
>>>>> lol - yes.
>>>> I'll get on it, then. :^)
>>> No worries.
>> Do you suggest anyone to secure an addy with?
>
> If you don't want a Gmail or Yahoo address, I can give you one at
> imagenoir.com, cluebie.org or lo.ve.ly.
>
>
>
Kadaitcha Man
shrub-brained, flabby most malicious foe. Ye hacked:
> On 2007-04-26 09:45:05 -0500, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp...@gmail.com>
> <ARTICHOKE>
<LEEK>
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