Re: How Dare the Jews Steal Good Friday!

[kolw...@astromail.com]

On Apr 6, 1:38 pm, Brian E. Clark <brianecl...@newsgroup.reply.only>
wrote:


What???? Jews stole Easter? DEATH TO THE JEWS THEM
or Send them back to where they belong



> At the grocery store Wednesday night, I saw a pair of 60-
> something women pushing a cart so loaded with foodstuffs
> that it required their combined efforts to force it down
> the aisles.
>
> Said the first woman, "This year we're having a full seder,
> with our entire combined families. There'll be almost
> thirty people. I'll never be ready."
>
> I stood aside as the ladies passed, as much for reasons of
> self-preservation as for politeness, smiling at the scene.
>
> A thirty-something man standing nearby, though, was
> disturbed by all this. "I'm sick of these Jews stealing
> every holiday from us. This is a Christian country, and we
> should have Christian holidays."
>
> I should have ignored the oaf, but instead I asked, "You're
> aware that the Last Supper was a Passover meal, right?
> You're aware that Jesus was Jew?"
>
> This infuriated him. "Jesus STARTED OUT as a Jew, but he
> became something more."
>
> His choice of words amused me. "'Became something more'," I
> said, "like a caterpillar becomes a butterfly?"
>
> "Yes!" he shot back.
>
> "Butterflies are sex machines, real party animals. They do
> nothing but drink and screw as many other butterflies as
> they can find. Is that that comparison you're making to
> Jesus?"
>
> The man stepped back a pace and muttered in low tones, as
> if laying down a curse, "You must be a Jew, too."
>
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> -----------
> Brian E. Clark

[uragoner]

Kinda stupid, huh ?