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Roger Wiseman

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Oct 20, 2005, 3:56:21 PM10/20/05

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It was twenty years ago today,
Roger Wiseman forced the boys to be gay
He's been going in and outa their rears
And he's made them into ravin' queers.
So watch out or I'll force on you
The act we've hated all these years,
Roger Wiseman's Greyhound Men's Room Band.

We're Roger Wiseman's Greyhound Men's Room
Band,
Disciples of the Bucktoothed Choad,
Roger Wiseman's Greyhound Men's Room Band,
Sit back and watch us shoot a load.
Roger Wiseman's Greyhound, Roger Wiseman's
Greyhound,
Roger Wiseman's Greyhound Men's Room Band.
It's wonderful to be here,
But Wiseman's full of crap,
The dirty goddamn pederast:
That fucker gave us syphilis,
That fucker gave us clap.

I don't really want to stop the show,
But I thought you had all better know,
That Wiseman's going to play a song,
On a stickpin that he stuck through his schlong.
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Bucktoothed Choad
And Roger Wiseman's Greyhound Men's Room Band.

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Oct 21, 2005, 8:38:29 AM10/21/05

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Dancing With Myself
(Billy Idol, 1984/ guess who, 2004)

On the floor of christian dances I show
Or the Wagon Wheel gay Bar I a-go, go
With natural selection
I always get rejection
I'm dancing with myself

When there's no-one else in sight
In the lonely LARDASS Lloyd night
Well I wait so long
For a love connection
And I'm dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well it's the Lord I choose
And I never have screwed
I'll be dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But you pick the good looking guys
And always pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So I drink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I didn't have this fat gut
I'd actually get a fuck
But I'll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well I'm addicted to food
And I have 80 pounds to lose
I'll be dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But you pick other guys
And always pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So I drink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd get some romance
But I'll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I'd ask to get into your pants
If I had the chance
I'd have some romance
If I had the chance
I'd get hair implants

[Fade chorus]

Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself

Well If I looked all over the world,
And I've never had a girl
Because I study the guys
Not the girls' thighs
Leave me dancing with myself

So I drink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had just the chance
I'd get into your pants
But I'll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I just had the chance
I'd get into your pants
If I had the chance
I'd have some romance
If I had the chance
I'd get hair implants

sweat sweat sweat sweat sweat
oh oh oh oh