Quack Quack Quack
Quack Quack Quack Quack
Does Duck tape count?
Yes, there is a charter for a.h.m.
http://artofhacking.com/Tucops/hack/GENERAL/live/aoh_ahmfaq-1.htm
and also alt.buzzard.rules
Group Mode
alt.buzzard.rules y
alt.fitshaced.monkey y
TOTAL 2
http://news.kreonet.re.kr/log/2002.05/news-notice.2002.05.12-03.00.01.html
wtf? LOLFitshaced monkey? BWAHAHA
where are you originally from.. what group? alt.masturbation.mental? Just
curious.
stop whining and get a proper NSP account.
there are only two that will support your freedom of speech:
www.databasix.com
www.altopia.com
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
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"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
fucking post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
alt.music.ozzy
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"I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
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Meow
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow
:
:: Does Duck tape count?
:
: Sure. :)
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.
That's one funny lookin' duck.
Hey! Isn't that Sylvester?
--
When you do something right,
No one will know you did anything at all.
...attributed to 'God'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-nXT8lSnPQ
She does not know how to write without whining.
And she is on what she politely calls a "budget" (disability income +
her kid's welfare payment.) You're talking about someone who probably
would take food out of her kid's mouth to fund her Usenet obsession.
I wish I were kidding or trolling ... but you know me well enough to
know I'm telling it like it is.
And here I have been passing up the prize of the century, keeping her
out of AUK for over 6 months now (on the theory that true mental illness
disqualifies her, which I hear is not the general consensus now in her
case) and she chooses to go play with the trolls as her "dear friends".
Rather like her latching on as her Master to someone writing emailing
her anonymously, who tells her she doesn't have permission to write back
to them, and calls her a "lightskirt cunt" which pleases her no end.
Or, for that matter, her "boyfriend"/Master/Dom/husband/etc. the retired
Bishop Vladyka Tikhon.
*sigh*
Talk nasty, dirty, filthy, demeaningly to her, and you become her best
friend.
Call her "little" anything, and she soaks her panties, the nastier the
better.
Try to be polite and helpful, or even compassionate, and she dishes out
demeaning insults, takes your money and your manhood without so much as
a thank you or a nod, and then moves on to the next sucker.
But this woman is sick and it's her kid that suffers, keep that in mind.
Were it not for that, I would say she's just an adult and deserves
everything she gets, and I would've brought her on in myself months ago.
Yeah, she's a flat-out nasty trolling bitch, mental illness or not. But
I just can't bring myself to do it, when I know that her obsession with
the attention she gets on Usenet takes precedence over any attention she
might pay to her kid in the next room.
-- Troia (the mom)
turning cynical
Breathe.
Take it easy.
Ever try meditation?
There is very little tolerance for self-pity around here.
But everyone (most everyone) has a good heart and will offer
practical assistance where appropriate.
And humor is the most important thing of all, because our world is
made of words and script.
Flaming and 'out of bounds' poast isn't nearly as well read as
things funny. To be effective, you need to stand your ground (unless
you can see that you are wrong); surrender when the point is lost,
rather than defend the indefensible; and keep your readers smiling,
even if it's wry.
Folks here will use a killfile rather than yellowback behavior.
Everyone has been zonked by kooks at one time or another. One thing
to be aware of is that folks around here have a *lot* of balls. And,
like on the battlefield friends die under fire, so most of the
survivors have been inured to making new ones easily.
The others will chime in here if I am leading you astray.
I'm relatively new myself.
Stay the f*ck away from me Troia.
Commending Troia to Christ's Love,
Olympiada
ouch!
poverty has a way of distorting people.
I know all about that!
The challenge is in overcoming it.
The community here has done a lot for me in this regard.
But of course, to benefit; one has to be capable of personal growth.
That is often a challenge in itself for many people.
We shall see.
> I am here by my own choice. Surprise Troia.
Glad you make that clear; it gives people leave to take you down.
> I am not a k00k.
Hon, you are the shoe-in for KOTM; there's nobody else to even bet on,
you're non-pareil.
Plenty of special awards with your name on 'em, too. Too bad you didn't
show up earlier; you deserve K00k Of The Millenium.
> You will
> see. You may turn out to be the k00k if you choose to f*ck with me, but
> that won't be my doing. Your reputation is worth _nothing_ with me. You
> are naked here.
Stop getting Steve all hot and bothered, please.
No, wait, nevermind.
You paying attention, Steve? She says I'm naked here. Put that picture
in your mind next time I hear from you, please!
And no, I am *not* posting pics.
> There are no merit awards here, Troia. This is not your
> territory.
Uhhm, I beg to differ, toots. You wouldn't have been the first I
brought into AUK, just the first under this nym.
However, I will concede that I'm clearly too soft to do so.
...
> Is that so? Jealousy is very unbecoming and very deadly. You are very
> envious of something I have and I am not sure what it is but it has
> produced a murderous rage in you. Did you netkkkop me?
Honey, not even, um, "robb" could produce a "murderous rage" in me.
H***, not even K-man could produce a murderous rage in me.
Not even Uni the toilet-plunger could produce a murderous rage in me
(and your ability to troll is even lesser than his.)
Stop projecting.
> I do? Interesting. I came here of my own volition and am finding it much
> more hospital than ssbb.
Goody. Please stay here; the trolls love you.
> The moralist. I am not a troll.
I agree, and said so long ago: you're one of the biggest & bestest net
k00ks ever seen.
> Yes I can be nasty. Yes I can be a
> bitch. Yes I have PTSD and depression as a symptom. Yes I am a mother.
> Yes I am on disability and welfare.
> No, I am not obsessed. I don't want
> attention. Wrong on that one.
Uh huh.
You're the $2 whore of attention mongering, mental illness or not.
You always have been.
> My kid is asleep at this time of night.
And when you were posting today at 2:53, 2:54, 3:00. 3:01, 3:06, 3:07,
4:26, 4:28, ...(others) .. 6:42, 6:43, 7:18, 7:25, 8:00?
How nice, you got off the computer long enough to spend an entire hour
with her today!
>
> Stay the f*ck away from me Troia.
> Commending Troia to Christ's Love,
> Olympiada
Actually, I will stay away from you. I have just handed you over to
people with much harder natures than I have.
Let them do with you what they will; you will likely enjoy being the
subject of the spectacle, and sadly enough, there seems to be nobody
left in your real life who will intervene even for the sake of your
daughter.
I'm out.
-- Troia
point taken.
>>
>> I wish I were kidding or trolling ... but you know me well enough to
>> know I'm telling it like it is.
>>
>>
>> And here I have been passing up the prize of the century, keeping her
>> out of AUK for over 6 months now (on the theory that true mental
Can anybody enlighten me as to what this line refers to?
The headers look different to me.
And one has rejected microsoft.
If you two get into a big catfight, everyone around here will quote
Agent Mulder... "Now *that's* entertainment!"
And you get made fun of too, probably.
But as far as getting NetKKKopped goes,
I think you'd have a better chance at the lottery.
with us or against us?
no brainer there, I'm afraid.
Careful with that Christianity thing, girl.
The messiah made it a two edged sword on purpose.
I've watched her disrupt newsgroups for over 6 months, in the most
netk00ky way I've ever seen. I have not brought her into AUK because
they've always had a policy of not getting near people who are truly
mentally ill, as she apparently is. I am now told that it won't be
hands-off on that basis because she is so bitchy, nasty-minded etc. and
clearly enjoys trolling, mental illness or not.
Is that clearer?
She's going to be a perennial award winner and set new records, given
what I've seen of her so far.
-- Troia
Ahhh.
Thanks.
Like I said, I'm relatively new to UseNet
AOK
I am well aware of the Scriptures dividing bone and marrow and family
from family. Believe me. The Divine Logos is my sword. BTW, I detest
prooftexting, so you don't have to worry about that from me.
The fact that you entertained her opinion of me has raised a red flag
with me. You listen to gossip.
Commending All to Christ's Love,
Olympiada
if you adhere to the relevant AUPs (do make sure to read them ~very~
carefully) of both of the above NSPs, I can personally vouch that
neither will revoke any account on any unproven abuse report nor will
they ever reveal your identity unless forced to do so by a legal
subpoena.
as for mac compatibility, both will work equally as well with a suitable
news client application but I can't help with that as I have a proper
computer.
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
Nobel Prize money is a lifebelt thrown to a swimmer who has already
reached the shore in safety. - George Bernard Shaw
Commending All To Christ's Love,
Olympiada
yes I do know troia from elsewhere, but I prefer to take people as I
find them without prejudice or hearsay and make my own opinions first
hand.
if a simple observation and help with NSPs was "flaming" you ~really~
don't wanna see me when I get started, so do feel free to *plonk* me.
: I do not care about standing in the community. I care about
: honesty, courage, character, mercy, and justice. I need to state that
: I have an *intense* dislike of "merit systems". I think they are
: inhumane.
:
: AOK
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
"Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye Captain. 300 dpi?"
whats prooftexting?
<snip>
> if a simple observation and help with NSPs was "flaming" you ~really~
> don't wanna see me when I get started, so do feel free to *plonk* me.
>
Yeah, what kind of a threat is that, anyway?
'I'll killfile you'?
c'mon.
somewhat equivilant to the way ostriches bury their heads in the sand?
:
: 'I'll killfile you'?
man, if only I had $1 for every time I've read that...
:
: c'mon.
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
Begin signature.exe virus..... If you can still read this, you have
been infected. Please format your hard drive immediately. HTH.HAND.
She has this thing about killfiling (well, two things):
- She plonks in Tbird and then goes to read the person in google.
- She thinks that when she plonks someone, *they* somehow can't see and
respond to *her* posts. She's even been known to ask people "how did
you get past my filters?" when she mis-defines them.
So, to her, killfiling you is a threat because you will be deprived of
conversation with her, as she sees it.
-- Troia
I thawt I thaw a pussy cat.
MEOW!!1!
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Damn!
you are one of the original MEOW warriors, aren't you?
in which case that would be her loss, not mine.
:
: -- Troia
:
:::
::: 'I'll killfile you'?
::
:: man, if only I had $1 for every time I've read that...
::
:::
::: c'mon.
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
A very important consequence of relativity is the relation between mass
and energy. - Albert Einstein
somewhat? you are such a softy!
experience pays big dividends, eh?
Such patience you have, sir.
> She has this thing about killfiling (well, two things):
>
> - She plonks in Tbird and then goes to read the person in google.
> - She thinks that when she plonks someone, *they* somehow can't see and
> respond to *her* posts. She's even been known to ask people "how did
> you get past my filters?" when she mis-defines them.
>
> So, to her, killfiling you is a threat because you will be deprived of
> conversation with her, as she sees it.
>
homocentricity /and/ religiosity!
That's pretty iron clad.
> -- Troia
>
>> :
>> : 'I'll killfile you'?
>>
>> man, if only I had $1 for every time I've read that...
>>
>> :
>> : c'mon.
>>
no one is paying *me* to deliver therapy.
too bad about the child...
I'll bet the Bishop has plans for that one.
<wheeze> "Come to the Dark Side, Luke...." <click, whirrrr>
no, but I'm one of the few remaining wons.
MEO OWME
EOWMEO EOWMEOW
EOWMEOWM MEOWMEOWM
WMEOWMEO WMEOWMEOW
MEOWMEOW EOWMEOWME
WMEOW MEOWMEOW MEOWMEO OWMEOW
EOWMEOWM MEOWMEO OWMEOW WMEOWMEOW
MEOWMEOWM EO EOWMEOWMEW
OWMEOWMEOW MEOWMEO OWMEOWMEOW
WMEOWMEOWM EOWMEOWMEOW WMEOWMEOW
MEOWMEOW MEOWMEOWMEOWME OWMEOWM
MEOWM EOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEO EOW
MEOW WME MEOWME
WMEOW E W EOWMEO
EOWME WME MEO EOWMEO
ME WMEOW MEOWM
OWMEOWMEOWMEOWME
EOWMEOWMEOWMEO
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
what happened to the others?
cat shredder... sorry
*pLoNk*
Yes, but that's cuz she doesn't know how gorgeous you are.
Although she might be right because I can't really see you buying her a
TV, which is her entry-level criterion.
vvvvv sig vvvvv (ready-made)
Aw, that's sweet, but honey, I'm already taken.
Sorry.
-- Troia
yeah, I was thinking similar thoughts.
I guess a good pLoNk can be handy now and then.
If everybody killfiles her, maybe she'll spend some time with the child.
What's an 'anonyma'?
PS:
dearie, when I settle on an opinion, (like the others around here)
it won't be because of other people's words.
The subject defines themselves. Always.
I have a very VERY low tolerance for Christianity.
Raised by two atheists in an agnostic household in Puget Sound,
trained in spirit and majic by Yaqui First Nations brujos in the
Mojave Desert..
> Steve Leyland wrote:
> > AOK wrote:
> > : Steve Leyland wrote:
> > :: AOK wrote:
> > ::: BuZZard wrote:
> > :::: "AOK" <amkemail2...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > :::: news:VGpCh.12832$gj4....@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net...
> > ::::
> > ::::: BuZZard wrote:
> > :::::
> > :::::: "Mowe Z. Slowley" <slo...@TreeEnt.org> wrote in message
> > :::::: news:xllCh.107230$Y6.2534@edtnps89...
> > ::::::
> > ::::::
> > ::::::: BuZZard wrote:
> > :::::::
> > :::::::
> > :::::::: DUCK STUFF!!!?????
> > ::::::::
> > :::::::: Noooooo ducks.. .allooooowwwwedddd...
> > :::::::: I swear its in the charter.. lol
> > ::::::::
> > ::::::::
> > ::::::::
> > ::::::::
> > ::::::: Quack Quack
> > :::::::
> > :::::::
> > :::::: Quack Quack Quack
> > ::::::
> > ::::::
> > ::::::
> > ::::::
> > ::::: Is there a charter for this group? Seriously.
> > ::::: alt.hackers.malicious is where I am reading.
> > :::::
> > ::::
> > :::: Yes, there is a charter for a.h.m.
> > :::: http://artofhacking.com/Tucops/hack/GENERAL/live/aoh_ahmfaq-1.htm
> > ::::
> > ::::
> > :::: and also alt.buzzard.rules
> > :::: Group Mode
> > ::::
> > :::: alt.buzzard.rules y
> > :::: alt.fitshaced.monkey y
> > ::::
> > :::: TOTAL 2
> > ::::
> > ::::
> > ::::
> > ::::
> > ::
> > http://news.kreonet.re.kr/log/2002.05/news-notice.2002.05.12-03.00.01.html
> > ::::
> > :::: wtf? LOLFitshaced monkey? BWAHAHA
> > ::::
> > ::::
> > ::::
> > ::: Thanks. I ask you not fuck with me. I am under incredible stress and
> > ::: don't have the energy to sort through mockery. I am very serious
> > ::: about charters and FAQs. I got my ISP suspended once for "trolling
> > ::: and posting off topic and not following the charter". I think it was
> > ::: censorship personally. At any rate, I CAN NOT AFFORD to get my ISP
> > ::: canceled and again, I need all the help I can get on Usenet:
> > ::: bodyguards, and charitable ones. Keep an eye on me if you like. I
> > ::: shall printing all the real stuff out, so again, please don't waste
> > ::: my time with mockery and trollery and baiting.
> > ::
> > :: stop whining and get a proper NSP account.
> > :: there are only two that will support your freedom of speech:
> > :: www.databasix.com
> > :: www.altopia.com
> > ::
> > ::
> > ::
> > : Both cost money. Which one is better for an iMac? I have already had
> > : my ISP suspended and I don't want to invest any money if there is ANY
> > : chance of it getting *canceled*. What do you suggest? I apologize for
> > : the whining. I am hypervigilant. I am the target of netkkkops and
> > : bishops. I was also censured by my retired bishop for speaking out.
> > : People are _really_ trying to take my freedom of speech. I can not
> > : believe this.
> >
> > if you adhere to the relevant AUPs (do make sure to read them ~very~
> > carefully) of both of the above NSPs, I can personally vouch that
> > neither will revoke any account on any unproven abuse report nor will
> > they ever reveal your identity unless forced to do so by a legal
> > subpoena.
> > as for mac compatibility, both will work equally as well with a suitable
> > news client application but I can't help with that as I have a proper
> > computer.
> >
> >
> >
> Yes, I know. Its going to take some time to read through those very
> carefully. I have Thunderbird, so I assume both will work with those. It
> might take me a couple of days to read through the AUPs, but I will do it.
Most Mac people use Thoth, BTW. It's made specifically *for* us.
--
Max Grrl
> Troia wrote:
> > Steve Leyland wrote:
> >> AOK wrote:
> >> : BuZZard wrote:
> >> :: "AOK" <amkemail2...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > She does not know how to write without whining.
> Is this true? I am sorry you think so. Considering you are trying so
> hard to cause me pain I am amazed at my endurance. Some sub you are.
*sigh*
She's not here as a "sub." Don't think of this group as a "sub" group
(or whatever else you're assuming) - this is a hax0r group - one that
more often than not, targets pedos. And other than that, exists to have
*fun*.
Much like BuZZie's group - but without all the pot smoke. ; )
> >
> > And she is on what she politely calls a "budget" (disability income +
> > her kid's welfare payment.) You're talking about someone who probably
> > would take food out of her kid's mouth to fund her Usenet obsession.
> This woman is stalking me. Be warned. Every group I join she follows me
> too. I am filtering her here too. If you choose to believe her flames
> against me I will filter you as well.
I was here long before you and I've seen Troia post here, many a time.
> >
> > I wish I were kidding or trolling ... but you know me well enough to
> > know I'm telling it like it is.
> >
> >
> > And here I have been passing up the prize of the century, keeping her
> > out of AUK for over 6 months now (on the theory that true mental
> > illness disqualifies her, which I hear is not the general consensus
> > now in her case) and she chooses to go play with the trolls as her
> > "dear friends". Rather like her latching on as her Master to someone
> > writing emailing her anonymously, who tells her she doesn't have
> > permission to write back to them, and calls her a "lightskirt cunt"
> > which pleases her no end. Or, for that matter, her
> > "boyfriend"/Master/Dom/husband/etc. the retired Bishop Vladyka Tikhon.
> I am here by my own choice. Surprise Troia. I am not a k00k. You will
> see. You may turn out to be the k00k if you choose to f*ck with me, but
> that won't be my doing. Your reputation is worth _nothing_ with me. You
> are naked here. There are no merit awards here, Troia. This is not your
> territory.
But you *are* hanging out with a notorious k00k.
> >
> > *sigh*
> >
> > Talk nasty, dirty, filthy, demeaningly to her, and you become her best
> > friend.
> Really?
> >
> > Call her "little" anything, and she soaks her panties, the nastier the
> > better.
> Is that so? Jealousy is very unbecoming and very deadly. You are very
> envious of something I have and I am not sure what it is but it has
> produced a murderous rage in you. Did you netkkkop me?
If you want to know who net.kkkopped you look at the group you were in
. . . who was the n00biest in the group. I'll bet you *that's* who
net.kkkopped you.
Regs from AUK or AHM just don't do that kind of shit (except for
Porchy).
> >
> > Try to be polite and helpful, or even compassionate, and she dishes
> > out demeaning insults, takes your money and your manhood without so
> > much as a thank you or a nod, and then moves on to the next sucker.
> Any man that believes you will get nowhere with me. Let that be clear.
No man that I know of in here will really care. They're not looking for
a hook-up . . . most of these guys have wives and families. These are
good guys - and AFAIK, not looking to cheat.
> >
> > But this woman is sick and it's her kid that suffers, keep that in
> > mind. Were it not for that, I would say she's just an adult and
> > deserves everything she gets, and I would've brought her on in myself
> > months ago.
> I do? Interesting. I came here of my own volition and am finding it much
> more hospital than ssbb.
You're still new.
> >
> > Yeah, she's a flat-out nasty trolling bitch, mental illness or not.
> > But I just can't bring myself to do it, when I know that her obsession
> > with the attention she gets on Usenet takes precedence over any
> > attention she might pay to her kid in the next room.
> >
> >
> > -- Troia (the mom)
> > turning cynical
> The moralist. I am not a troll. Yes I can be nasty. Yes I can be a
> bitch. Yes I have PTSD and depression as a symptom. Yes I am a mother.
> Yes I am on disability and welfare. No, I am not obsessed. I don't want
> attention. Wrong on that one. My kid is asleep at this time of night.
*sigh*
That's all considered "whining." Come back with something witty or
sharp - or just ignore it. Otherwise, you'll end up with an award.
>
> Stay the f*ck away from me Troia.
> Commending Troia to Christ's Love,
> Olympiada
--
Max Grrl
Heh, she could be almost right! Between parenting a teen (and one about
to go off to college in Sept, at that), running a business, volunteering
in a local program to help people get off the streets, and ... well ...
other things that women sometimes spend time doing ... I think I *am*
"without a life".
Too busy living to "get a life", too, it seems. And I wouldn't be too
sure about a vote of confidence in my balance, since I know I am very
skewed towards spending max time parenting and doing right for my
clients, rather than having fun.
Oh yeah, I left out sleep; sometimes I get to do that too.
-- Troia
*sigh*
No, what I mean is that you keep mentioning "subs" and "masters" and
such . . . and this group is not geared that way. Think of it this way
: In RL, when you meet someone, you talk to them and try to get a
handle on what they're like, right?
That's pretty much what I'm doing.
> >>> And she is on what she politely calls a "budget" (disability income +
> >>> her kid's welfare payment.) You're talking about someone who probably
> >>> would take food out of her kid's mouth to fund her Usenet obsession.
> >>>
> >> This woman is stalking me. Be warned. Every group I join she follows me
> >> too. I am filtering her here too. If you choose to believe her flames
> >> against me I will filter you as well.
> >>
> >
> > I was here long before you and I've seen Troia post here, many a time.
> >
> Thank you. However she is mentally unbalanced, without a life and
> obsessively delusional about _me_.
What I mean is, she didn't follow you to this froup. She was here
first, so logically, if anything, you followed her. Though, seeing as
how you don't like her, I doubt you did.
> >>> I wish I were kidding or trolling ... but you know me well enough to
> >>> know I'm telling it like it is.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> And here I have been passing up the prize of the century, keeping her
> >>> out of AUK for over 6 months now (on the theory that true mental
> >>> illness disqualifies her, which I hear is not the general consensus
> >>> now in her case) and she chooses to go play with the trolls as her
> >>> "dear friends". Rather like her latching on as her Master to someone
> >>> writing emailing her anonymously, who tells her she doesn't have
> >>> permission to write back to them, and calls her a "lightskirt cunt"
> >>> which pleases her no end. Or, for that matter, her
> >>> "boyfriend"/Master/Dom/husband/etc. the retired Bishop Vladyka Tikhon.
> >>>
> >> I am here by my own choice. Surprise Troia. I am not a k00k. You will
> >> see. You may turn out to be the k00k if you choose to f*ck with me, but
> >> that won't be my doing. Your reputation is worth _nothing_ with me. You
> >> are naked here. There are no merit awards here, Troia. This is not your
> >> territory.
> >>
> >
> > But you *are* hanging out with a notorious k00k.
> >
> Who is the notorious k00k?
Schmidt AKA Porchy.
> >>> *sigh*
> >>>
> >>> Talk nasty, dirty, filthy, demeaningly to her, and you become her best
> >>> friend.
> >>>
> >> Really?
> >>
> >>> Call her "little" anything, and she soaks her panties, the nastier the
> >>> better.
> >>>
> >> Is that so? Jealousy is very unbecoming and very deadly. You are very
> >> envious of something I have and I am not sure what it is but it has
> >> produced a murderous rage in you. Did you netkkkop me?
> >>
> >
> > If you want to know who net.kkkopped you look at the group you were in
> > . . . who was the n00biest in the group. I'll bet you *that's* who
> > net.kkkopped you.
> >
> > Regs from AUK or AHM just don't do that kind of shit (except for
> > Porchy).
> >
> I don't have the energy to do that.
TIP: Don't accuse people of net.kkkopping you unless you *know* for
sure that they did. Wild accusations (without proof) are k00k signs and
will make you award worthy.
> >>> Try to be polite and helpful, or even compassionate, and she dishes
> >>> out demeaning insults, takes your money and your manhood without so
> >>> much as a thank you or a nod, and then moves on to the next sucker.
> >>>
> >> Any man that believes you will get nowhere with me. Let that be clear.
> >>
> >
> > No man that I know of in here will really care. They're not looking for
> > a hook-up . . . most of these guys have wives and families. These are
> > good guys - and AFAIK, not looking to cheat.
> >
> Good.
> >>> But this woman is sick and it's her kid that suffers, keep that in
> >>> mind. Were it not for that, I would say she's just an adult and
> >>> deserves everything she gets, and I would've brought her on in myself
> >>> months ago.
> >>>
> >> I do? Interesting. I came here of my own volition and am finding it much
> >> more hospital than ssbb.
> >>
> >
> > You're still new.
> >
> Ah, so are you saying my judgment is off?
Well . . . . yeah, actually. Only in that you talk to Porchy (even
after seeing his lames and obsessive shit - he's obsessed over me,
Snarky, Lionel, Hat, et al - pretty much everyone he's ever met) AND
you're taking things too seriously.
Taking things too seriously will get you an award in *no* time. Also,
it's counter-productive to just having fun. And having fun is more the
point than anything. : )
Also, the regs here *do* like tweak one's tail - but tis all meant in
jest. Like all the other groups I've been in, it's as hospitable as
you make it. : )
--
Max Grrl
> AOK wrote:
> ...
> > Thank you. However she is mentally unbalanced, without a life and
> > obsessively delusional about _me_.
>
> Heh, she could be almost right! Between parenting a teen (and one about
> to go off to college in Sept, at that), running a business, volunteering
> in a local program to help people get off the streets, and ... well ...
> other things that women sometimes spend time doing ... I think I *am*
> "without a life".
Moms don't *have* lives - we have *kids*. LOL!!
>
> Too busy living to "get a life", too, it seems. And I wouldn't be too
> sure about a vote of confidence in my balance, since I know I am very
> skewed towards spending max time parenting and doing right for my
> clients, rather than having fun.
Clients? What kind of biz are you in?
Just curious . . . .
>
> Oh yeah, I left out sleep; sometimes I get to do that too.
LOL!! You *ARE* a mom! : )
I haven't had a good night's sleep in about . . . what? 13 years! : )
>
> -- Troia
--
Max Grrl
AUK *defines* dark humour...
I'm firmly against interning Xians in concentration camps, or any other
kind of ethnic/religious "cleansing". Tolerating Xian nonsense is very
important.
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21
The original "Henry Schmidt"
COOSN-029-06-71069
================================================
Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by
Cipher and the a.u.k crew
So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks
from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.
Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.
Grading scale follows questions.
Have they ever :
1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.
2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.
3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a *forged
cancel*
4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article.
Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".
5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.
6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.
7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.
8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.
9. Made a spelling flame. (*)
10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.
11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the kook is obviously
projecting her/his *own*
condition/behavior. (**)
12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.
13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.
In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.
1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.
2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Republican Nazi Pedophile"
3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.
4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.
5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.
6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.
7. Defended a well known kook.
8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.
9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.
10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.
11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.
12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')
13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all kook sign points to them.
In this section give your Prospective Kook THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.
1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.
2. Told someone they have caused the kook to harm himself.
3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.
4. Mail-bombed anyone.
5. Spammed a newsgroup.
6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.
7. Lost an account due to abuse.
8. Won a kook award.
9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)
(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)
10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.
11. Had a FAQ posted about their kookiness.
12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.
13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.
14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?
(*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.
(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.
Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.
11 - 25 points : Journeyman Kook. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective Kook could be a contender.
26 - 36 points : Kook First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective Kook HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.
36 - 50 points : Kook cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.
51 + points : Kook Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective Kook has a FAQ.
Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Kook can leap tall newbies with a single bound.
Dr. Postman's "asshole exception" to Formosa's Law, to keep the
higher-functioning mentally ill from abusing an otherwise reasonable
rule.
> Is that clearer?
>
> She's going to be a perennial award winner and set new records, given what
> I've seen of her so far.
We(tinw) shall see. Once upon a time, Max Grrl was nominated for CNotM
(by moi), but she got a clue. Another time, the winner of nine k00k
awards in one month, the PorchMonkey4Life, was believed to be a
"marginal" k00k. Nothing is certain, in kookology or anything else.
You're not doing yourself any favours, O. Take what others say to or
about you in stride, and you may one day make it as a kookologist. Pitch
a shit-fit whenever anyone says a not-nice thing to or about you, and
you'll win multiple k00k awards. Taking _that_ in stride isn't worth
much.
She's a member of SSBB, alt.gothic, and AUK, though -- regardless of
you.
>>> -- Troia
>>>
>>>> : 'I'll killfile you'?
>>>>
>>>> man, if only I had $1 for every time I've read that...
>>>>
>>>> : c'mon.
>>
>> no one is paying *me* to deliver therapy. too bad about the child...
>>
>> I'll bet the Bishop has plans for that one. <wheeze> "Come to the Dark
>> Side, Luke...." <click, whirrrr>
>
> Mowe however you morphed through my filters you are going back in there.
> My child is fine. Troia is possessed by the gossip demon. She gossips
> about my retired bishop all over Usenet. He doesn't want to hear about it.
> Its insane. My bishop excommunicated me. When he retired, the ban was
> lifted. I don't want to get netkkkopped for being off topic here.
Like that'll happen in these groups. Only the k00ks are that lame, and
even then, not all of them.
*arches eyebrow*
*YOU*, my knight in evilly glinting armor, nommed me for that award?
*turns back*
You are dead to me, Kyle. Dead to me.
: )
--
Max Grrl
Quite so; at this present time one of first Kooks of the Month ever,
Dr. David Tholen, is transforming himself into a laming snuhtard.
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert
The fact that you believe you are being "stalked" by a woman who is a
member of several different groups, and has been for a long time, is
proof enough to me that you may indeed be a k00k. Free clue: Troia isn't
a "stalker" -- she's a _hunter_. A k00k-hunter.
>
> Quite so; at this present time one of first Kooks of the Month ever,
> Dr. David Tholen, is transforming himself into a laming snuhtard.
>
snuntard? That's a new one. Wow.
What huh?
What's next, Mark Ferguson becomes a human being?
-- Troia
I could fix that...
--
When you do something right,
No one will know you did anything at all.
...attributed to 'God'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-nXT8lSnPQ
"Troia" has been usenetting for many years, and you are her latest find.
rrrrribbvit
rrrrribbvit
Tolerance is /always/ important.
That's why we have Republicans.
I lub joo
Your back is one of my favorite parts!
Huggabum.
Brownies and Bud.
lots of brownies.
lots of bud
tokie tokie
we are the mellowbunch.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prooftext
essentially an attempt to refer to a quote from higher authority out
of context to support an argument.
a common tactic of the weak minded.
I agree with you on this issue.
No, "snuh"-tard. It's a meaningless term which originally came from The
Simpsons in a 1998 episode, and was brought to usenet by Dean Humphries,
who eventually tried to get Teh Empire of MEOW to "officially" accept it
and him. Since "the Empire" is largely a pisstake of those k00ks who
believe in the existence of usenet cabals, he was met with resounding
silence. He proceeded to get increasingly k00ky from that point on, and
has now pretty much abandoned usenet for the blogosphere. Snuhwolf is
the last of the core snuh'ers to keep posting to newsgroups, and Dave
Tholen is apparently joining the ranks of the neo-snuh'ers (how ironic
-- he's been on usenet since 1993), along with the Monkey, malscribe,
and possibly Hatter.
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069
The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.
"You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer
in MID: <oorbs2pt3dc6b8t4a...@4ax.com>
"I say you are out of your fucking mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as
"SameAsB4" <exeb...@yanospamhoo.com>, tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting
as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID:
<ka4lo.3...@news.alt.net>
"in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II,
in MID: <1167007805.9...@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>
If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs
Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf
And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before:
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml
Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee
Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml
"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.
Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh...@hotmail.com> on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.
"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.
"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <1156587081....@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>
"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
1159678991.8...@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com
"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined
to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of
stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as
throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then
explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil
Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you
off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows,
at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization.
Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie
Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner,
http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v
> Max Grrl wrote:
Clueless Newbie of the Month. A former regular of AFA-B and AUK with
much clue. Proposed by David Formosa, a rule to prevent those with
serious mental problems from being nominated for awards, as they could
lash out at others or harm themselves because of a bunch of dots on a
screen, and as mentioned in question 6 of the FAQ: the fact that someone
has been proclaimed a net.kook does not imply any psychological
diagnosis in and of itself. A net.kook may or may not be clinically
insane; that is not the concern of the AUK audience.
We(tinw) hope.
--
________________________________________________________________________
Max is using it...
--
Shon'ai COOSN-029-06-71069
Butcher Knife Natalia
Chung Convict #77
WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID:
<Xns98D232E44C01pi...@204.153.244.170>
"yes you are definitely retarded. See a neurologist immediate. And if
you don't have monet, blow a neurologist immediately." -- Farky the
Monkey-man to peachy ashie passion, with no trace of irony in his post
MID: <4h6xh.802$hH2.233@trnddc02>
"I was told there would be cookies."
Cross-Poasters For Goddess!
Remember: Straight people can't help it!
A petition to make the Five-Fingered Hand of Eris
the official symbol for the planet Eris:
http://www.petitiononline.com/ffhoeris/
"If you don't have pedicures AT LEAST every two weeks, don't talk to me.
If you don't floss every night and morning and brush at least twice a
day, don't talk to me. If you don't spend money on you hair and get
great cuts and color, don't talk to me. If you are heavy, don't talk to
me. If you don't shower every morning and take a nice bubble bath every
night, don't talk to me. If you don't have a loved one in your arms,
don't talk to me. If you don't keep an immaculate house, don't talk to
me. If you don't work, don't talk to me." -- Clearly, Martha Vandella
never wants to talk to me, which is for the best, really.
MID: <1161934857....@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
ITYM "inbreeding", FYI.
HTH
HAND
has anyone actually hurt themselves as a result of these "dots on a
screen"? I know hurting others is pretty common...
inbreeding isn't funny
At least, not to me.
I guess I haven't been here long enough...